#307 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 3 |
#45 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 3 |
#859 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 2 |
#410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
#486 | Ancient Saucehelm | 5 |
#534 | Angelhair Culottes | 2 |
#272 | Angry Farmer's Wife Candy | 3 |
#786 | Argarggagarg's fang | 2 |
#27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
#684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
#481 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 2 |
#170 | BGE merchandise order form | 26 |
#363 | BGE pocket calendar | 2 |
#898 | BGE shotglass | 6 |
#454 | BGE temporary tattoo | 2 |
#956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
#101 | BRAINS shorts | 13 |
#530 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 2 |
#184 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 3 |
#432 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 26 |
#824 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 2 |
#127 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 21 |
🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
#49 | BittyCar HotCar | 1 |
#453 | Bling of the New Wave | 3 |
#152 | Blood Light | 29 |
🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
#226 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 9 |
#763 | Bonerdagon necklace | 14 |
#146 | Boris's key lime pie | 9 |
#1167 | Boss Bat bling | 2 |
#1105 | Boss Bat britches | 11 |
#1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
#187 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 3 |
#1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
#1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
#1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
#1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
#1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
#529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
#750 | CRIMBCO mug | 13 |
#1465 | CRIMBCO scrip | 10 |
#547 | CRIMBCO wine | 14 |
#2126 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 2 |
#785 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 5 |
#163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
#311 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
#188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
#297 | Chroner | 118 |
#287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
#476 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 2 |
#721 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 4 |
#904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
#968 | Colander of Em-er'il | 3 |
#309 | Cold Hots candy | 22 |
#288 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 9 |
#366 | Corpse Island iced tea | 14 |
#650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
#6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
#2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
#1619 | Crimbuck | 113 |
#145 | D roll | 90 |
#778 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 7 |
#858 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 4 |
#96 | Dogsgotnonoz pills | 3 |
#459 | Drowsy Sword | 41 |
#564 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 5 |
#672 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 2 |
#115 | Eau de Guaneau | 5 |
#141 | Ecto-Cooler | 8 |
#479 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 5 |
#98 | El Vibrato drone | 1 |
#42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
#45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
#31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
#38 | El Vibrato power sphere | 56 |
#27 | El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes) | 3 |
#82 | El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) | 8 |
#148 | El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) | 4 |
#77 | El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes) | 5 |
#126 | El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes) | 3 |
#170 | El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes) | 2 |
#194 | El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes) | 1 |
#96 | El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) | 11 |
#79 | El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) | 11 |
#108 | El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) | 6 |
#27 | El Vibrato translator | 1 |
#697 | Elder Turtle Shell | 4 |
#16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
#81 | Ellsbury's skull | 1 |
#112 | FDKOL commendation | 6,729 |
#206 | FDKOL hotcakes | 20 |
#971 | Feynman gate | 8 |
#198 | Frosty's frosty mug | 9 |
#63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
#248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
#367 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 3 |
#377 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 3 |
#305 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 8 |
#441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
#355 | Go-Wassail | 50 |
#349 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 3 |
#1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
#354 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 8 |
#425 | Heimandatz's heart | 4 |
#25 | Hell ramen | 444 |
#40 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians | 2 |
#201 | Hodgman's blanket | 7 |
#345 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 2 |
#585 | Iron Beta of Industry | 11 |
🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
#183 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 5 |
#620 | Jocko Homo's head | 3 |
#59 | Knob mushroom | 315 |
#65 | Knoll mushroom | 233 |
#469 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 2 |
#113 | LED block | 12 |
#414 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 3 |
#226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
#399 | Lederhosen of the Night | 3 |
🥇 | Lord Flameface's cloak | 1 |
#656 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 41 |
#1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
#94 | Mesmereyes™ contact lenses | 26 |
#347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
#273 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 201 |
#57 | NPZR chemistry set | 110 |
#166 | New Zealand iced tea | 68 |
#267 | Newman's Own Trousers | 4 |
#982 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 3 |
#102 | Nightstalker perfume | 29 |
#156 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 9 |
#1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
#525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
#836 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 8 |
#194 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 5 |
#259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
#299 | Rock Pops | 168 |
#80 | SPF 451 lip balm | 28 |
#118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
#511 | Safari Jack's moustache | 3 |
#1136 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 3 |
#680 | Schrödinger's thermos | 10 |
#478 | Senior Mints | 10 |
#224 | Silver Bullet beer | 11 |
#259 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 3 |
#131 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 10 |
#154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
#27 | Super Weight-Gain 9000 | 9 |
#248 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier | 1 |
#252 | The Art of Slapfighting | 4 |
#507 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 2 |
#324 | The Cooler Out of Space | 7 |
#536 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 3 |
#301 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
#1202 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 2 |
#133 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 7 |
#429 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 11 |
#191 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 14 |
#1376 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
#2327 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
#318 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 2 |
#575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
#61 | Time Juice | 8 |
#158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
#218 | Typical Tavern swill | 30 |
#328 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 1 |
#1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
#317 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 40 |
#362 | Uncle Romulus | 3 |
🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
#200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
#112 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 2 |
#439 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 3 |
#38 | Wolfman Nardz | 47 |
#776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
#727 | Yakisoba's hat | 2 |
#1144 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 2 |
#139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
#245 | Yummy Tummy bean | 866 |
#197 | Zim Merman's guitar | 4 |
#653 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 2 |
#426 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 4 |
#29 | abandoned candy | 158 |
#109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
#851 | adorable seal larva | 3 |
🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
#258 | ammonite fossil | 19 |
#852 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 7 |
🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
#227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
#541 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 2 |
#398 | antique bottle opener | 2 |
#571 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
#458 | antique record album | 5 |
#382 | antique souvenir drawing | 2 |
#126 | archaeologing shovel | 1 |
#2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
#1089 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
#353 | baconstone bracelet | 1 |
#186 | baconstone earring | 1 |
#908 | badass belt | 59 |
#117 | bag of lard | 10 |
#1313 | ball | 3 |
#246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
#73 | ballpark hot daub | 1 |
#968 | banana | 2 |
#338 | banana cream pie | 1 |
#86 | banana milkshake | 1 |
#158 | banana smoothie | 5 |
#110 | banana spritzer | 3 |
#103 | banana supersucker | 9 |
#1020 | banana-frosted king cake | 1 |
#755 | bananagate | 4 |
#93 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
#72 | bark beret | 1 |
#70 | bark boxers | 1 |
#91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
#1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
#669 | bath ball gift set | 7 |
#546 | battered Crimbo Crate | 18 |
#135 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 4 |
#312 | belemnite fossil | 15 |
#1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
#88 | berry-infused sake | 1 |
#1023 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
#149 | bite-me-red lipstick | 134 |
#90 | black eyedrops | 9 |
#78 | black paisley oyster egg | 45 |
#136 | black plastic oyster egg | 28 |
#845 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
#188 | black spot | 4 |
#272 | black striped oyster egg | 18 |
#138 | blank diary | 1 |
#105 | blind-packed capsule toy | 182 |
#147 | blind-packed die-cast metal toy | 104 |
#924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
#86 | blue paisley oyster egg | 29 |
#1031 | blue plastic oyster egg | 4 |
#70 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 35 |
#87 | blue striped oyster egg | 38 |
#144 | bone chips | 134 |
#76 | bone spurs | 1 |
#61 | boneana hammock | 1 |
#63 | bonedanna | 1 |
#981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
#528 | bottle of Blank-Out | 11 |
#126 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 7 |
#90 | bottle of antifreeze | 10 |
#322 | bottle of bubbles | 33 |
#257 | bottle of fire | 20 |
#559 | bottle of goofballs | 46 |
#420 | bottle of pirate juice | 2 |
#43 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 9 |
#1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
#142 | bow staff | 1 |
#91 | bowl of Bounty-Os | 1 |
#183 | bowl of fishysoisse | 5 |
#150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
#134 | bowler | 1 |
#7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
#72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
#57 | breath mint | 221 |
#203 | brine | 87 |
#447 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
#237 | buckyball | 23 |
#107 | bunch of bananas | 51 |
#180 | bungle in the jungle | 7 |
#227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
#713 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
#734 | can of Binarrrca | 11 |
#484 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 6 |
#141 | can of spinach | 13 |
#307 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 28 |
#211 | candied yams | 39 |
#125 | candy cane | 313 |
#701 | candy kneecapping stick | 4 |
#1468 | candy knuckles | 2 |
#2396 | candy stake | 3 |
#740 | canteen of wine | 30 |
#889 | capacitor relay | 10 |
#812 | carbon nanotube frame | 11 |
#142 | cement sandals | 6 |
#167 | chainsaw chain | 4 |
#89 | charged magnet | 1 |
#743 | cheap elven gloves | 5 |
#697 | cheap toaster | 3 |
#18 | chocolate pasta spoon | 182 |
#41 | chocolate saucepan | 66 |
#35 | chocolate stolen accordion | 92 |
#37 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 55 |
#2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
#1144 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
#80 | citrus-infused sake | 1 |
#30 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
#40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
#34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
#102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
#101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
#154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
#32 | cold wad | 408 |
#508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
#129 | colorful plastic ball | 500 |
#1057 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
#124 | cool mushroom | 21 |
#21 | cool mushroom wine | 15 |
#125 | corned-beef Reuben | 27 |
#618 | corpse on the beach | 8 |
#502 | corpsedriver | 10 |
#356 | corpsetini | 14 |
#50 | corrupted data | 447 |
#19 | creepy-ass club | 1 |
#112 | crotchety pants | 1 |
#144 | cube of billiard chalk | 2 |
#281 | cursed scrunchie | 2 |
#920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
#380 | cyborg stompin' boot | 5 |
#141 | death blossom | 2 |
#113 | decanter of fine Scotch | 2 |
#1370 | delicious salad | 6 |
#385 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
#505 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
#226 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 3 |
🥇 | detour shield | 1 |
#73 | dew yoana salacious lei | 1 |
#129 | digital key lime pie | 10 |
#118 | dill | 255 |
#211 | discocktail | 15 |
#163 | distilled fortified wine | 15 |
#771 | dollhive | 8 |
#78 | double-ice box | 1 |
#103 | double-ice britches | 1 |
#170 | double-ice cap | 1 |
#128 | droll monocle | 9 |
#174 | drop of water-37 | 86 |
#110 | drum of pomade | 12 |
#638 | dusty Crimbo crate | 16 |
#102 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 202 |
#132 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 183 |
#143 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 163 |
#107 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 205 |
#137 | dusty bottle of Port | 183 |
#123 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 178 |
#537 | dwarf bread | 7 |
#481 | easter egg balloon | 48 |
🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
#65 | effluvious emerald | 29 |
#206 | eggnog | 91 |
#59 | electrical thingamabob | 324 |
#62 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
#829 | elven limbos gingerbread | 13 |
#522 | elven cellocello | 30 |
#1274 | elven moonshine | 3 |
#762 | elven socks | 5 |
#482 | elven suicide capsule | 31 |
#777 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 8 |
#253 | especially salty dog | 1 |
#726 | evil googly eye | 5 |
#2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
#27 | evil-ass club | 1 |
#95 | expensive cigar | 2 |
🥈 | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
#19 | expired bottle of peppermint schnapps | 3 |
#11 | expired can of franks 'n' beans | 3 |
#262 | extra-greasy slider | 9 |
#171 | extra-see-thru nightie | 3 |
#11 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 1,815 |
#274 | extremely skinny jeans | 2 |
#281 | facsimile dictionary | 37 |
#231 | fake blood | 5 |
#1010 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
#77 | fancy beef jerky | 2 |
#1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
#377 | fancy canapés | 1 |
#1830 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
#412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
#2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
#531 | felt | 17 |
#480 | festive holiday hat | 9 |
#687 | festive sausage | 2 |
#53 | fiery wing | 167 |
#516 | figurine of a charred seal | 5 |
#486 | figurine of a cold seal | 10 |
#238 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 5 |
#140 | figurine of a sleek seal | 16 |
#218 | figurine of a slippery seal | 8 |
#639 | figurine of a stinking seal | 1 |
#87 | filigreed hamethyst earring | 1 |
#83 | filigreed hamethyst necklace | 1 |
#107 | filigreed hamethyst ring | 1 |
#1759 | fire | 1 |
#141 | [2426]fire flower | 8 |
#81 | fireman's helmet | 1 |
#88 | flaming mushroom | 29 |
#68 | flaming mushroom wine | 7 |
#1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
#48 | flat mushroom wine | 5 |
#165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
#142 | fluid of fudge-finding | 1 |
#20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
#88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
#101 | fossilized baboon skull | 7 |
#249 | fossilized bat skull | 2 |
#312 | fossilized demon skull | 1 |
#351 | fossilized limb | 23 |
#310 | fossilized serpent skull | 2 |
#703 | fossilized spike | 1 |
#361 | fossilized spine | 4 |
#188 | fossilized torso | 33 |
#225 | fossilized wing | 18 |
#280 | fossilized wyrm skull | 2 |
#281 | freezerburned ice cube | 1 |
#801 | friendly cheez blob | 3 |
#45 | frigid-ass club | 1 |
#375 | frozen banquet | 5 |
#129 | frozen mushroom | 22 |
#1067 | fruitcake | 17 |
#39 | fudge bunny | 19 |
#62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
#43 | fudge spork | 10 |
#756 | fudgecule | 395 |
#43 | fudgecycle | 5 |
#47 | fudgesicle | 11 |
#1242 | fuzzy dice | 5 |
#149 | ghost cucumber | 261 |
#68 | ghost protocol | 10 |
#317 | ghost trap | 2 |
#106 | ghostly body paint | 44 |
#398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
#69 | giant green gummi ingot | 10 |
#62 | giant red gummi ingot | 10 |
#65 | giant yellow gummi ingot | 10 |
#1106 | gingerbread bugbear | 18 |
#3040 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
#610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
#1885 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 3 |
#172 | gingerbread robot | 5 |
#47 | glacial sapphire | 25 |
#302 | gloomy black mushroom | 11 |
#50 | gloomy mushroom wine | 11 |
#264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
#153 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
#148 | gnauga hide chaps | 1 |
#202 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
#425 | gold wedding ring | 11 |
#693 | golden ring | 40 |
#848 | googly eye | 14 |
#222 | grass blade | 1 |
#193 | grass hat | 1 |
#188 | grass skirt | 1 |
#985 | gray bow tie | 4 |
#49 | green beer | 289 |
#111 | green drunki-bear | 5 |
#1007 | green glowstick | 1 |
#401 | green gummi ingot | 73 |
🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
#43 | gummi ammonite | 6 |
#68 | gummi belemnite | 4 |
#15 | gummi trilobite | 18 |
#105 | guy made of bee pollen | 31 |
#1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
#329 | hamethyst necklace | 1 |
#1027 | handful of confetti | 40 |
🥇 | hazardous sauce dosimeter | 1 |
🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
#413 | heart of the volcano | 17 |
#252 | herbal stuffing | 30 |
#566 | herringcello | 28 |
#895 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 2 |
#866 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
#87 | hot daub | 8 |
#18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
#16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
#230 | hot egg | 1 |
#23 | hot wad | 1,005 |
#24 | hot-ass club | 1 |
#1027 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
#458 | iGoogly | 47 |
#151 | icy mushroom wine | 2 |
#474 | immense cyborg hand | 8 |
#1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
#52 | invisibility potion | 9 |
#1263 | ion grid | 5 |
#1082 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
#719 | irradiated candy cane | 6 |
#109 | irresistibility potion | 5 |
#77 | irritability potion | 6 |
#43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
#244 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 9 |
#138 | jar of squeeze | 7 |
#1203 | jar of swamp gas | 2 |
#734 | jawbruiser | 4 |
#389 | jerky coins | 51 |
#41 | jingle bell | 1 |
#1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
#454 | killing feather | 64 |
#1688 | kite | 2 |
#82 | knob mushroom wine | 2 |
#94 | knoll mushroom wine | 2 |
#804 | knuckle sandwich | 20 |
#820 | kumquartz | 2 |
#84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
#35 | kumquat supersucker | 46 |
#737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
#266 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 12 |
#359 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 8 |
#1117 | lavender striped oyster egg | 2 |
#47 | leather aviator's cap | 1 |
#178 | leftover Crimbo rations | 1 |
#773 | length of string | 14 |
#975 | licorice garrote | 3 |
#470 | licorice root | 5 |
#71 | lime supersucker | 11 |
#66 | live lobster | 20 |
#219 | live wire | 4 |
#1725 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
#440 | lollipop stick | 89 |
#109 | longhaired hippy wig | 5 |
#1413 | macaroni duck | 1 |
#1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
#1086 | marionette | 1 |
#575 | marionette collective | 1 |
#726 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 4 |
#619 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 6 |
#938 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
#970 | mauve striped oyster egg | 4 |
#73 | melon-infused sake | 1 |
#113 | mime soul fragment | 41 |
#49 | mirrored aviator shades | 1 |
#109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
#163 | molten brick | 84 |
#582 | monomolecular yo-yo | 91 |
#804 | motivational poster | 4 |
#29 | mulled cider | 61 |
#992 | mummy costume | 1 |
#418 | mushroom fermenting solution | 18 |
#742 | mylar scout drone | 6 |
#356 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 3 |
#127 | nanite-infested candy cane | 119 |
#1927 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
#1964 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
#1476 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
#239 | nanofiber cloth | 25 |
#20 | nasty-ass club | 1 |
#86 | necrotizing body spray | 87 |
#364 | night-vision goggles | 5 |
#490 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
#442 | obsidian dagger | 40 |
#193 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 11 |
#83 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 36 |
#589 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
#471 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
#140 | oily mushroom wine | 3 |
#1617 | oozenog | 3 |
#60 | opera mask | 19 |
#508 | oversized fish scaler | 9 |
#293 | pack of pogs | 67 |
#512 | pair of bolt cutters | 6 |
#140 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
#427 | paperclip | 100 |
#105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
#100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
#141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
#92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
#102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
#363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
#229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
#233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
#190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
#516 | passable elf mask | 9 |
#871 | patent leather shoes | 5 |
#41 | pear supersucker | 23 |
#647 | pearidot | 5 |
#23 | pebblebräu | 7 |
#464 | penguin focaccia bread | 30 |
#823 | penguin thesaurus | 7 |
#613 | petit 4.1 | 2 |
#148 | petrified wood | 72 |
#330 | phish stick | 3 |
#637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
#25 | plastic ingot | 870 |
#756 | pocketwatch on a chain | 4 |
#349 | pointy mushroom | 6 |
#22 | pointy mushroom wine | 12 |
#459 | poison pen | 4 |
#110 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 7 |
#514 | polyalloy shield | 7 |
#426 | pork elf goodies sack | 16 |
#272 | porquoise bracelet | 1 |
#294 | porquoise necklace | 1 |
#411 | portable photocopier | 16 |
#2220 | possessed top | 1 |
#55 | possibility potion | 4 |
#44 | pottery club | 1 |
#51 | pottery hat | 1 |
#41 | pottery shield | 1 |
#42 | pottery training pants | 1 |
#132 | powdered candy sushi set | 7 |
#144 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
#130 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 1 |
#1150 | prehistoric spear | 2 |
#182 | press-on ribs | 46 |
#82 | pressurized potion of perception | 1 |
#69 | pressurized potion of perspicacity | 1 |
#59 | pressurized potion of proficiency | 1 |
#67 | pressurized potion of puissance | 1 |
#70 | pressurized potion of pulchritude | 1 |
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