Museum :: Gauln

Gauln

Rank	Item	Quantity
#114	"Humorous" T-shirt	1
#1438	1-ball	1
#1427	2-ball	1
#1081	3-ball	2
#154	30669 scroll	77
#150	33398 scroll	150
#93	334 scroll	85
#1474	4-ball	1
#1436	5-ball	1
#1426	6-ball	1
#190	64067 scroll	2
#197	668 scroll	6
#1116	7-ball	2
#1975	8-ball	2
#626	9-ball	1
#409	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	2
#247	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
#279	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
#256	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#223	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#295	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#225	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
#25	Alice's Army booster box	1
#414	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#1133	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#1044	BGE merchandise order form	1
#565	BGE pocket calendar	1
#1447	BGE shotglass	1
#675	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#957	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#34	Bag o' Tricks	2
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
#815	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
#521	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
#208	Bulky Buddy Box	13
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#1118	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#1053	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#1020	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#2097	CRIMBCO mug	1
#1938	CRIMBCO wine	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#1732	Cloaca grenade	1
#1496	Cloaca-Cola	1
#1153	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
#1488	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#903	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#612	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#18	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	12
#36	Comma Chameleon egg	2
#150	Cookbook of the Damned	3
#1368	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#1483	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	1
#673	Crimbo Credit	1
#96	Crimbo stocking	1
#651	Crimbo wreath	1
#361	Crimbonium fuel rod	1
#118	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	1
#135	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	1
#111	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	1
#268	Crimbot battery	1
#333	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	5
#121	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	4
#15	Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper	1
#38	Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	1
#210	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	1
#224	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	1
#65	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	8
#116	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	4
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	1
#42	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	12
#118	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	4
#54	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	10
#15	Crimbot schematic: Gun Face	1
#205	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	1
#275	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	9
#119	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	4
#26	Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack	1
#163	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	2
#294	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	7
#171	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	8
#86	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	5
#218	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	1
#284	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	8
#88	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	6
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator	1
#317	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	2
#311	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	6
#274	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	3
#333	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	5
#83	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	6
#58	Crimbough	1
#2374	Crimboween memo	1
#3212	Crimbuck	1
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#1539	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	1
#668	Doc's Miracle Cure	1
#1670	Dyspepsi grenade	1
#2053	Dyspepsi-Cola	1
#1084	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	1
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#858	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#580	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#51	Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror	1
#1165	FDKOL commendation	1
#30	FDKOL fire hose	1
#521	FDKOL hotcakes	1
#61	FDKOL tattoo	1
🥈	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	43,989
#120	Feynman gate	105
#169	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	1
#248	Fudgie Roll	1
#30	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	11
#1049	Go-Wassail	1
#16	Great Ball of Frozen Fire	3
#1440	Green Clover of Justice	1
#18	Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog	3
#10	Gygaxian Libram	1
#92	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	1
#88	Hodgman's almanac	1
#133	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	1
#125	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	1
#173	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	1
#166	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	1
#169	How to Play Othello	1
#347	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	2
#121	Interview With You (a Vampire)	1
#1674	Iron Beta of Industry	1
🥈	Junior LAAAAME merit badge	1
#837	Kissin' Cousins	1
#229	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#1061	Let Me Be!	1
#35	Libram of BRICKOs	2
#8	Libram of Candy Heart Summoning	5
#7	Libram of Divine Favors	4
#14	Libram of Love Songs	4
#7	Libram of Pulled Taffy	3
#47	Libram of Resolutions	1
#21	Manual of Transcendent Olfaction	1
#44	March hat	1
#848	Maxing, Relaxing	1
#27	Mayflower bouquet	2
#10	McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning	3
#88	Mer-kin darkbook	1
#157	Mer-kin killscroll	2
#133	Mini-Crimbot crate	1
#347	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#397	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#444	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#7	Monster Manuel	1
#109	Necrotelicomnicon	7
#1574	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	1
#1269	Orange Star of Sacrifice	1
#525	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
#1599	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	2
#814	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#232	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
#33	Rainbow's Gravity	5
#28	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	7
#9	Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome	5
#975	Sensual Massage for Creeps	1
#282	Sinful Desires	2
#29	Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire	2
#13	Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts	5
#211	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	23
#158	Summer Nights	6
#592	Tales from the Fireside	2
#951	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	1
#396	The Art of Slapfighting	2
#48	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	109
#967	The Joy of Wassailing	1
#302	The Necbronomicon	1
#58	The Necbronomicon (used)	1
#38	The Smith's Tome	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#32	Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts	1
#1568	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	1
#778	Thwaitgold bee statuette	3
#837	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	1
#1016	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	1
#428	Thwaitgold cockroach statuette	1
#493	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	10
#470	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	9
#1379	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	2
#601	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	8
#331	Thwaitgold moth statuette	1
#263	Thwaitgold nit statuette	1
#1304	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	1
#665	Thwaitgold scorpion statuette	1
#219	Thwaitgold spider statuette	12
#894	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	10
#1267	Thwaitgold termite statuette	1
#519	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	1
#1153	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	1
#574	Tiki lighter	1
#114	Tome of Clip Art	1
#15	Tome of Rad Libs	1
#21	Tome of Snowcone Summoning	2
#12	Tome of Sugar Shummoning	4
#935	Travels with Jerry	1
#26	Travoltan trousers	2
#319	Trivial Avocations Card: What?	1
#320	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	1
#306	Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	1
#157	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#160	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
🥇	Uncle Crimbo's Sack	1
#918	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	1
#23	Uncle Hobo's epic beard	1
#29	Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves	1
#26	Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants	1
#59	Uncle Hobo's highest bough	1
#464	Uncle Romulus	2
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#250	Uranium Omega of Temperance	1
#19	V for Vivala mask	2
#771	Workytime Tea	1
#1612	Yellow Moon of Compassion	1
#615	Zim Merman's guitar	1
#1170	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#650	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	2
#284	alien drugs	1
#223	alien force field disruptor bean	1
#108	alien protein powder	1
#203	alien source code printout	1
#14	alien source code printout (used)	1
#2224	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	3
#2606	anniversary gift box	1
#125	archaeologing shovel	1
#769	aspirin	1
#82	astral badger	1
#755	astral mushroom	6
#62	astronaut ice-cream	8
#1619	astronaut pants	2
#490	atomic vector plotter	7
#125	augmented-reality shades	1
#4	awful poetry journal	251,955
#47	bad penguin egg	2
#624	baggie of powdered sugar	19
#1158	ball	4
#247	ball-in-a-cup	1
#77	ballpark hot daub	1
#251	banana supersucker	1
#50	banana-frosted king cake	29
#1912	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#1425	bath ball gift set	1
#140	battered Crimbo Crate	103
#455	beaten-up Chucks	1
#523	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	2
#438	bi-lateral logic compressor	7
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#137	blank diary	1
#246	blank fudge mold	1
#393	blind-packed die-cast metal toy	1
#1654	blood flower	1
#204	blue glowstick	8
#253	blue plastic baby	1
🥈	blue ribbon	1
🥈	blue traffic cone	1
#437	blue-frosted astral cupcake	2
#37	blueberry-frosted king cake	21
#174	bobble-hip hula elf doll	1
#621	borg sock monkey	2
#953	bottle of Blank-Out	1
#714	bottle of bubbles	1
#408	bottle of fire	1
#408	bottle of peppermint schnapps	1
#10	bottle-rocket crossbow	3
#26	bottled green pixie	2
#142	bow staff	1
#150	bowlegged pants	1
#134	bowler	1
#447	brown plastic baby	1
#1627	buckyball	1
#228	burrowgrub hive	1
#12	calm attention-deficit demon	1
#545	can of fake snow	1
#131	can of franks 'n' beans	2
#2969	candy cane	5
#1999	candy kneecapping stick	1
#1852	candy knuckles	1
#2397	candy stake	3
#387	canteen of wine	70
#176	capacitor relay	72
#164	carbon nanotube frame	84
#99	cheap elven gloves	32
#1514	cheap plastic bottle opener	2
#72	chitinous pod	1
#299	choco-Crimbot	1
#557	chocolate cigar	1
#292	chocolate-frosted king cake	7
#7	class five ecto-larva	3
#507	colored-light "necklace"	1
#26	comfy blanket	1
#631	commemorative war stein	5
#450	computronic processing unit	7
🥉	control crystal	1
#262	crystallized memory	1
#356	cursed dirty joke scroll	2
#593	cyborg doll	2
#840	cyborg stompin' boot	3
#314	cylindrical mold	1
#618	deck of tropical cards	1
#385	deluxe fax machine	1
#240	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	2
🥇	detour shield	1
#123	disintegrating sheet music	73
🥈	disturbing fanfic	635,999
#1640	doll house	1
#1607	dollhive	1
#655	donkey flipbook	1
#12	doppelshifter egg	2
#139	drab sonata	47
#466	drop of water-37	1
#1476	duck-on-a-string	1
#489	dusty Crimbo crate	23
#237	dwarvish magazine	5
#1838	eggnog	4
#40	eldritch concentrate	1
#72	eldritch distillate	1
#387	eldritch effluvium	1
#88	eldritch elixir	1
#70	eldritch essence	1
#92	eldritch extract	1
#91	elven limbos gingerbread	100
#2080	elven cellocello	1
#20	elven moonshine	300
#102	elven socks	32
#1911	elven suicide capsule	1
#36	elven whittling knife	3
#207	empty blowgun	11
#44	enchanted fire extinguisher	1
#1480	enchanted leopard-print barbell	2
#670	evil teddy bear	19
#90	expired bottle of peppermint schnapps	1
#84	expired can of franks 'n' beans	1
#203	facsimile dictionary	51
#1288	fancy but probably evil chocolate	4
#969	fancy chocolate	3
#1881	fancy chocolate car	1
#391	fancy dress ball	34
#110	festive holiday hat	30
#388	fiery wing	1
#357	fire	16
#39	fire axe	1
#82	fireman's helmet	1
#129	fitness wristband	1
#96	flashing novelty button	7
#151	floaty gravel	1
#164	floaty inverse geode	1
#416	floaty pebbles	1
#90	floaty rock	1
#7	floaty rock helmet	1
#7	floaty rock necklace	1
#7	floaty rock pants	1
#987	floaty sand	1
#20	foot-long hot daub	1
#121	foreign box	1
#378	fossilized baboon skull	1
#329	fossilized bat skull	1
#312	fossilized demon skull	1
#409	fossilized limb	18
#405	fossilized serpent skull	1
#306	fossilized spider skull	1
#408	fossilized spike	9
#255	fossilized spine	7
#592	fossilized torso	4
#433	fossilized wing	6
#371	fossilized wyrm skull	1
#1786	fruitcake	6
#380	fudge bunny	1
#843	fudge lily	1
#259	fudge spork	1
#1415	fudgecule	1
#179	fudgecycle	1
#203	gamma nog	1
#48	giant book of ancient carols	3
#2003	gingerbread bugbear	6
#3042	gingerbread horror	2
#608	gingerbread house	1
#21	glob of Blank-Out	1
#224	glow-in-the-dark dart gun	1
#152	glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub	1
#263	glow-in-the-dark wristwatch	1
#35	gnashing teeth	1
#692	golden ring	40
#89	government	1
#262	government cheese	1
#183	government-issued night-vision goggles	1
#223	grass blade	1
#194	grass hat	1
#188	grass skirt	1
#388	gray bow tie	18
#241	green drunki-bear	1
#124	green glowstick	11
#1010	green gummi ingot	1
#594	green-frosted astral cupcake	1
#54	grilled cheese sandwich	1
#171	gummi ammonite	1
#165	gummi belemnite	1
#197	gummi canary	1
#201	gummi salamander	1
#241	gummi snake	1
#170	gummi trilobite	1
#1225	gyroscope	1
#931	handful of hand chalk	8
#236	handmade hobby horse	1
#101	heavy leather-bound tome	2
#262	heavy metal sonata	2
#48	high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	63
#19	homeless hobo spirit	2
#153	hot daub	1
#18	hot daub bun	1
#16	hot daub stand	1
#115	hot egg	2
#458	hyperbolic plasma focuser	7
#275	ice stein	1
#64	iceberglet	1
#758	immense cyborg hand	6
#155	incredibly creepy marionette	19
#458	ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	7
#1862	jawbruiser	1
#1066	jerky coins	1
#35	kickback cookbook	13
#143	killer rag doll	19
#294	killing feather	72
#655	kite	11
#84	knuckle sandwich	300
#250	kumquat supersucker	1
#522	laser-broiled pear	15
#102	leaflet	17
#178	leftover Crimbo rations	1
#96	library card	8
#1829	licorice garrote	1
#233	lime supersucker	1
#291	live lobster	1
#836	live wire	1
#25	llama lama cria	3
#222	loaded serum blowgun	18
#110	loaf of alien bread	1
#119	logic synthesizer	112
#268	love song of disturbing obsession	5
#233	love song of icy revenge	5
#273	love song of naughty innuendo	5
#273	love song of smoldering passion	5
#253	love song of sugary cuteness	5
#252	love song of vague ambiguity	5
#570	lovecat tail	1
#218	lucky Crimbo tiki necklace	1
#58	lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter	1
#660	mad scientist's sock monkey	4
#549	mafia aria	39
#686	marionette	2
#334	marionette collective	2
#45	mass of wriggling tentacles	1
#11	meatsmithing guide	2,000
#71	mime army challenge coin	1
#70	mime army shotglass	1
#78	miming beret	1
#84	miming boots	1
#100	miming corduroys	1
#93	miming gloves	1
#96	miming shirt	1
#29	miniature antlers	3
#9	miniscule temporal rip	2
#453	molten brick	1
#179	monomolecular yo-yo	385
#1339	motivational poster	1
#291	munchies pill	1
#1680	mylar scout drone	1
#1322	nanite-infested candy cane	7
#3219	nanite-infested eggnog	1
#2618	nanite-infested fruitcake	2
#2030	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	3
#211	neutron lollipop	1
#417	nugget of Crimbonium	1
🥇	old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie	1
#28	orange glowstick	21
#555	orange-frosted astral cupcake	1
#153	outrageous sombrero	1
#410	oversized fish scaler	10
#926	pack of pogs	1
#1325	pair of bolt cutters	1
#188	pair of government shades	1
#319	pair of ragged claws	1
#67	pair of twitching claws	1
#1215	paperclip	1
#103	paperclip cape	1
#99	paperclip pants	1
#141	paperclip sproinger	1
#91	paperclip turban	1
#101	paperclip-on tie	1
#363	parasitic claw	1
#228	parasitic headgnawer	1
#234	parasitic strangleworm	1
#190	parasitic tentacles	1
#283	patent leather shoes	24
#207	pear supersucker	1
#181	pebblebräu	1
#273	penguin thesaurus	26
#471	peppermint tailings	1
#1683	pet rock	3
#747	picture of a dead guy's girlfriend	1
#168	pile of loose snow	1
#8	pilgrim shield	3
#182	pink glowstick	11
#382	pink plastic baby	1
#524	pink-frosted astral cupcake	1
#15	pirate brochure	100
#636	plastic Crimbo reindeer	1
#754	plastic passion fruit	1
#33	plastic pumpkin bucket	2
#255	polyalloy shield	10
#1184	pool cue	1
#129	portable corkscrew	39
#1023	portable photocopier	1
#1199	possessed top	4
#240	prehistoric spear	16
#41	psycho sweater	7
#1512	pulsing flesh	1
#38	purple glowstick	26
#365	purple-frosted astral cupcake	3
#36	puzzling ribbon	1
#448	quantum polarity inducer	7
#342	questionable taco	1
#866	rag doll	2
#137	razor-tipped yo-yo	70
#973	really dense meat stack	5
#419	recursive spline reticulator	7
#145	red book	1
#222	red drunki-bear	1
#994	red gummi ingot	1
#326	red plastic baby	1
#9	red traffic cone	1
#11	red-hot medallion	1
#468	reverse-oscillating klystron	7
#1652	rigid carapace	1
#1103	roboduck-on-a-string	1
#451	robotronic egg	58
#172	[2108]rock	24
#140	rocket fuel	1
#170	rockfish stomach	1
#108	rocky road ice cream	1
#336	rogue swarmer	84
#10	rose-colored glasses	1
#1020	rusty chain necklace	1
🥇	rxr shield	1
#1705	sandwich of the gods	2
#10	sane hatrack	4
#296	sawblade fragment	80
#1031	sawblade shield	1
#65	scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil	57
#64	scroll of drastic healing	1,545
#57	scroll of pasta summoning	244
#30	sensitive poetry journal	43
#490	servomechanical torsion facilitator	7
#210	set of jacks	1
#69	silent A	1
#138	silent B	1
#59	silent C	1
#63	silent D	1
#57	silent E	1
#77	silent F	1
#64	silent G	1
#135	silent H	1
#203	silent I	1
#173	silent J	1
#46	silent K	1
#150	silent L	1
#191	silent M	1
#69	silent N	1
#242	silent O	1
#212	silent P	1
#87	silent Q	1
#62	silent R	1
#69	silent S	1
#65	silent T	1
#64	silent U	1
#75	silent V	1
#123	silent W	1
#186	silent X	1
#67	silent Y	1
#121	silent Z	1
#9	sinister ancient tablet	1
#1807	skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
🥉	slippery when wet shield	1
#1272	slow jam collection	1
#138	smart watch	1
#492	smoking grass	1
#108	smoldering box	1
#111	smudged alchemical recipe	5
🥉	snow belly	1
#10	snow hat	1
🥉	snow pants	1
#475	sock monkey	5
#1678	solid gold bowling ball	5
#232	space junk	1
#666	spark plug earring	1
🥈	speed limit shield	1
#1127	spooky eggnog	5
#209	spooky felt	47
#54	spooky rattling cigar box	2
#1505	spooky wooden block	2
#1799	stainless steel scarf	1
#1710	stainless steel shillelagh	2
#2140	stainless steel skullcap	1
#1335	stainless steel slacks	3
#1862	stainless steel solitaire	1
#1105	stainless steel suspenders	3
#263	star chart	67
#61	stealth bomber	1
#151	stick	17
#300	stick-on-a-string	14
🥇	stop shield	1
#225	strawberry supersucker	1
#599	string of Crimbo lights	1
#549	string of blue beads	22
#452	string of green beads	26
#569	string of red beads	20
#249	stringy sinew	42
#1273	stuffed alien blob	5
#133	stuffed doppelshifter	106
#398	stuffed gray blob	106
#1034	stuffing	8
#898	sturdy Crimbo crate	12
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#432	sub-molecular interocitor	7
#269	sucker bucket	1
#256	sucker hakama	1
#219	sucker kabuto	1
#804	sucker scaffold	1
#278	sucker tachi	1
#38	sweet nutcracker	1
#130	tattered paper crown	4
#111	teddy bear	54
#128	teddy borg	76
#341	terrible poem	1
#295	throbbing rage gland	1
#1442	throwing wrench	1
🥇	time sleigh	1
#174	tin star	1
#938	tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer	1
#955	tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory	1
#393	tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer	5
#611	tiny die-cast Don Crimbo	1
#929	tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer	1
#600	tiny die-cast Father Crimbo	1
#632	tiny die-cast Father Crimborg	1
#612	tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer	3
#259	tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer	7
#613	tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg	1
#934	tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer	1
#485	tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer	4
#565	tiny die-cast Swiss hen	1
#366	tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo	2
#397	tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign	5
#749	tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer	2
#563	tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg	1
#592	tiny die-cast blade a-spinning	1
#586	tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree	1
#744	tiny die-cast factory worker elf	2
#756	tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf	2
#161	tiny die-cast golden ring	3
#568	tiny die-cast goose a-laying	1
#550	tiny die-cast killing bird	1
#606	tiny die-cast middle-management elf	3
#742	tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf	2
#325	tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg	2
#940	tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf	1
#304	tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming	2
#566	tiny die-cast turtle mech	1
#649	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	1
#955	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	8
#553	tiny plastic Axe Wound	13
#1175	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	4
#945	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	5
#1065	tiny plastic Black Knight	7
#584	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	8
#42	tiny plastic Boris	1
#941	tiny plastic Boss Bat	5
#445	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
#1282	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	14
#621	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	1
#1220	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	8
#1476	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	6
#1747	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	2
#576	tiny plastic Crimbomination	1
#1550	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	1
#635	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	1
#1499	tiny plastic Felonia	3
#816	tiny plastic G Imp	9
#2171	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	3
#938	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	8
#946	tiny plastic Hellion	8
#1091	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	7
#49	tiny plastic Jarlsberg	1
#1491	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	3
#720	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	10
#1069	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	7
#1762	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	4
#927	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	8
#790	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	9
#1237	tiny plastic Protagonist	6
#1530	tiny plastic Scream Queen	1
#51	tiny plastic Sneaky Pete	1
#659	tiny plastic Spam Witch	11
#1221	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	6
#49	tiny plastic Susie	1
#2056	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	2
#1520	tiny plastic The Man	3
#612	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	12
#956	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	4
#548	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	13
#4543	tiny plastic accordion thief	1
#1733	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	1
#554	tiny plastic angry bugbear	13
#2259	tiny plastic angry goat	8
#660	tiny plastic anime smiley	11
#734	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	10
#1241	tiny plastic astronomer	6
#2008	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	9
#1516	tiny plastic barrrnacle	12
#1451	tiny plastic beanbat	5
#1716	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	3
#1108	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	16
#950	tiny plastic blooper	8
#1077	tiny plastic brainsweeper	7
#1753	tiny plastic briefcase bat	4
#1813	tiny plastic cocoabo	10
#8220	tiny plastic coffee pixie	1
#1182	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	4
#828	tiny plastic cubist bull	9
#736	tiny plastic demoninja	10
#877	tiny plastic disco bandit	6
#753	tiny plastic drunk goat	10
#428	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#813	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	9
#1249	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	6
#1243	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	6
#1713	tiny plastic fruit golem	4
#1530	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	12
#837	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	21
#1216	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	15
#904	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	8
#1738	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	1
#605	tiny plastic goth giant	12
#1412	tiny plastic grue	13
#1229	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	6
#4598	tiny plastic hermit	1
#1289	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	14
#1774	tiny plastic killer bee	10
#1244	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	6
#899	tiny plastic leprechaun	20
#1397	tiny plastic levitating potato	13
#442	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	15
#1386	tiny plastic mosquito	13
#1765	tiny plastic ninja snowman	4
#1345	tiny plastic pastamancer	4
#1644	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	11
#1022	tiny plastic sauceror	5
#952	tiny plastic scary clown	8
#1767	tiny plastic seal clubber	3
#812	tiny plastic senile lihc	9
#1559	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	1
#608	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	12
#713	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	10
#1426	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	13
#593	tiny plastic spooky vampire	12
#2016	tiny plastic stab bat	9
#1106	tiny plastic star starfish	16
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#941	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	10
#1243	tiny plastic taco cat	6
#723	tiny plastic topiary golem	10
#851	tiny plastic turtle tamer	6
#735	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	10
#1074	tiny plastic warwelf	7
#719	tiny plastic whitesnake	10
#2788	tiny plastic zmobie	2
#1865	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#166	tooth	24
#603	toothsome rock	16
#1064	top	4
#67	toy Crimbot mega face	1
#67	toy Crimbot power glove	1
#64	toy Crimbot rocket legs	1
#62	toy Crimbot super fist	1
#482	toy crazy train	19
#899	toy deathbot	1
#1689	toy jet pack	2
#921	toy maglev monorail	1
#419	toy mercenary	17
#1815	toy ray gun	2
#702	toy soldier	2
#1722	toy space helmet	2
#892	toy train	2
#1821	toy wheel	1
#478	tree skirt	1
#848	tree-eating kite	31
#1038	tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
🥇	tropical Crimbo pressie	1
#599	tropical paperweight	1
#442	tube sock	1
#1649	twitching claw	1
#2304	unstable DNA	1
#293	unstable laser battery	72
#22	unwound cymbal-playing monkey	1
#1255	vampire duck-on-a-string	5
#214	vanilla-frosted king cake	8
#550	vibrating cyborg knife	10
#673	vitachoconutriment capsule	7
#313	wad of cotton	10
#188	warbear LP-ROM burner	1
#342	warbear accoutrements chunk	1
#186	warbear auto-anvil	1
#436	warbear beeping telegram	1
#217	warbear breakfast machine assembler	2
#188	warbear chemistry lab	1
#306	warbear drone assembler	1
#297	warbear empathy chip	1
#199	warbear energy bracers	1
#196	warbear exhaust manifold	1
#188	warbear exo-arm	1
#197	warbear feasting bread	1
#190	warbear feasting mead	1
#210	warbear foil hat	1
#383	warbear gyrocopter	1
#339	warbear helm fragment	1
#192	warbear high-efficiency still	1
#341	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	1
#168	warbear induction oven	1
#179	warbear jackhammer drill press	1
#199	warbear laser beacon	1
#435	warbear metalworking primer	1
#215	warbear officer requisition box	1
#198	warbear oil pan	1
#422	warbear procedural hilarity drone	1
#87	warbear rejuvenation potion	1
#381	warbear requisition box	1
#419	warbear robo-camouflage unit	1
#431	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	1
#297	warbear soda machine assembler	1
#344	warbear trouser fragment	1
#272	warbear wardance potion	1
#651	warbear whosit	1
#151	waterlogged crate	1
#42	wedge of gray cheese	1
#830	wind-up meatcar	1
#94	wings of fire	1
#29	woimbook	1
#698	woven baling wire bracelets	1
#1042	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#1157	wrench bracelet	1
#82	wriggling tentacle	1
#229	yellow drunki-bear	1
#61	yellow glowstick	19
#1013	yellow gummi ingot	1
🥇	yield shield	1
#130	yo-yo	245
#124	yuletide troll chrysalis	1
#1453	zombie pineal gland	2

Wow, that's 942,460 items total!

what items are this player missing?