Thraxus

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#114"Humorous" T-shirt1
#191'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign10
#9217-Foot Dwarven mattock1
#103A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 12
#130A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 22
#100A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 32
#87A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 42
#132A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 52
#100A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 62
#785ASCII shirt1
#2230Ancient Saucehelm1
#140Angry Farmer's Wife Candy10
#70Apathargic Bandersnatch1
#1229Argarggagarg's fang1
#787Asleep in the Cemetery2
#27Ax of L'rose1
#99BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt8
#55BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt12
#32BGE merchandise order form88
#64BGE pocket calendar9
#183BGE shotglass30
#79BGE temporary tattoo9
#224BGE tiny plastic toy5
#69BRICKO hat1
#63BRICKO pants1
#32BRICKO pyramid1
#61BRICKO sword1
#76Bag o' Tricks1
#932Better Than Cuddling Cake1
#883Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook1
#246Bit O' Ectoplasm10
#815Blizzards I Have Died In1
#521Blue Diamond of Honesty1
#2384Bonerdagon necklace1
#342Boozehounds Anonymous token1
#924Boris's ring1
#1673Boss Bat bling1
#88Bulky Buddy Box31
🥈C.B.F.G.1
#114C.H.U.M. chum15
#588C.H.U.M. knife1
#183C.H.U.M. lantern1
#177CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)5
#106CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)5
#110CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)5
#101CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)5
#101CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)5
#529CRIMBCO lanyard1
#559CRIMBCO mug20
#1463CRIMBCO scrip10
#483CRIMBCO wine16
#135CRIMBCOIDS mints16
#44CRIMBCOLOAF35
#163Cerebral Cloche1
#312Cerebral Crossbow1
#188Cerebral Culottes1
#118Chester's Aquarius medallion1
#185Chester's moustache1
#83Chester's muscle shirt1
#88Choker of the Ultragoth1
#740Claw of the Infernal Seal1
#1488Cloaca-Cola fatigues1
#1419Cloaca-Cola helmet1
#1429Cloaca-Cola shield1
#2464Colander of Em-er'il1
#477Cold Hots candy10
#491Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket1
#1368Copper Alpha of Sincerity1
#481Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket1
#142Corpse Island iced tea36
#36Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.2
#266Crimbo candied pecan51
#245Crimbo fudge68
#231Crimbo peppermint bark67
#272Crimbo ukulele1
#37Crimbo wreath11
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#980Crimboween memo11
#1518Crimbuck172
#51Crown of Thrones1
#1423Daffy Taffy10
#314Deactivated O. A. F.2
#332Dickory Farms Gift Basket19
#2661Disco 'Fro Pick1
#189Dogsgotnonoz pills1
#537Dramaticâ„¢ range1
#1406Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues1
#1417Dyspepsi-Cola helmet1
#858Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack1
#1376Dyspepsi-Cola shield1
#92Earring of Fire1
#423Eau de Guaneau1
#42El Vibrato energy spear1
#45El Vibrato helmet1
#31El Vibrato leg guards1
#70El Vibrato power sphere24
#2384Elder Turtle Shell1
#211Elron's Explosive Etude1
#72Elvish sunglasses1
#77Everlasting Deckswabber10
#1008Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots1
#837Feynman gate10
🥇French slippers1
#527Frosty's frosty mug2
#77Frosty's old silk hat2
#440General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket1
#337Grateful Undead T-shirt1
#86Great Ball of Frozen Fire1
#891Green Clover of Justice2
#288Gummi-Gnauga10
#488Hodgman's blanket2
#24Hodgman's harmonica2
#133Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times1
#65Hodgman's lucky sock1
#145Hodgman's porkpie hat1
#61Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace1
#95Ice-Cold Beer Ring1
#55Ice-Cold Beerring1
#347Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration2
#1207Instant Karma1
#1674Iron Beta of Industry1
#775Jarlsberg's earring1
#691Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet1
#60Juju Mojo Mask1
🥈Junior LAAAAME merit badge1
#110Kiss the Knob apron1
#169Kissin' Cousins5
#991Knob Goblin elite helm1
#996Knob Goblin elite pants1
#973Knob Goblin elite polearm1
#1052Knob Goblin elite shirt1
#1007Knob Goblin harem pants1
#997Knob Goblin harem veil1
#629Knob Goblin lunchbox1
#343Knob pasty1
#724Krakrox's Loincloth1
#113LED block12
🥇LWA ring1
#520Let Me Be!3
#406Loudmouth Larry Lamprey99
#417MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech20
#848Maxing, Relaxing1
#403Meat detector1
#131Meat maid1
#689Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler4
#347Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot1
#106Miniborg beeper5
#87Miniborg hiveminder5
#105Miniborg laser5
#117Miniborg stomper5
#109Miniborg strangler5
#189Mr. Joe's bangles8
#1957Mr. Mediocrebar10
#71Mudflap-Girl Earring1
#65Mudflap-Girl Necklace1
#85Mudflap-Girl Ring1
#283Nardz energy beverage1
#85Nose Ring of Putrescence1
#341Now and Earlier10
#371Ol' Scratch's salad fork3
#186Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat1
#844Orcish baseball cap1
#793Orcish cargo shorts1
#785Orcish frat-paddle1
#187Oscus's dumpster waders1
#66Pendant of Fire1
#266Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit1
#476Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket1
#63Putrid Pendant1
#283Raggedy Hippy doll1
#1202Retenez L'Herbe Paté2
#100Ring of Fire1
#100Ring of the Sewer Snake1
#785Rock Pops64
#314SPF 451 lip balm7
#118Saccharine Maple pendant1
#1610Scalp of Gorgolok2
#479Senior Mints10
#493Sensual Massage for Creeps3
🥉Spooky Putty leotard1
#260St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket19
🥈Stabonic scroll1
#62Staff of Blood and Pudding1
#94Staff of the Black Kettle1
#85Staff of the Greasefire1
#91Staff of the Midnight Snack1
#49Staff of the Walk-In Freezer1
#61Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron1
#4Staff of the Woodfire2
#225Steal This Candy10
#254Sugar Cog10
#437Summer Nights3
#409Tales from the Fireside3
#209Tales of a Kansas Toymaker14
#1319Tasty Fun Good rice candy10
#132The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones10
#136The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder1
#318The Joy of Wassailing11
#101The Ring1
#96The Six-Pack of Pain1
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
#574Tiki lighter1
#612Travels with Jerry2
#69Travoltan trousers1
#157Tropical Crimbo Hat1
#160Tropical Crimbo Shorts1
#189Tropical Crimbo Sword1
#694Tuesday's ruby1
#183Uncle Crimbo's Rations7
#35Uncle Hobo's belt1
#29Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves1
#26Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants1
#59Uncle Hobo's highest bough1
#26Uncle Hobo's stocking cap1
🥈Underworld acorn1
#10Underworld flail1
#12Underworld truncheon1
🥈Underworld trunk1
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#71Unspeakable Earring1
#47V for Vivala mask1
#2405Valentine1
#527Valentine's Day cake1
#204Wand of Oscus1
#650Wint-O-Fresh mint15
#30Wolfman Nardz67
#233Workytime Tea10
#349Ye Olde Navy Fleece1
#2500Yummy Tummy bean10
#181Zombo's grievous greaves1
#187Zombo's shield1
#650Zu Mannkäse Dienen2
#37adhesive tape dolly3
#1568adorable seal larva1
#361agua de vida1
#184alphabet gum10
#1432amulet of extreme plot significance1
#464ancient unspeakable fruitcake12
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
#2606anniversary gift box1
#1081annoying pitchfork1
#270ant hoe1
#255ant pick1
#251ant pitchfork1
#283ant rake1
#260ant sickle1
#887antique greaves1
#897antique helmet1
#906antique shield1
#948antique spear1
#147apathetic lizardman doll1
#538arrow'd heart balloon1
#433asbestos apron1
#230aspirin4
#425astronaut pants20
#380atomic vector plotter10
#1849baby killer bee1
#239bacon bath ball4
#942baconstone8
#352baconstone bracelet1
#185baconstone earring1
#407baconstone pendant1
#261baconstone ring1
#133badger badge1
#502bag of bones1
#753bag of lard1
#430balaclava1
#59ball117
#97ball-in-a-cup2
#1029balloon monkey1
#728banana4
#338banana cream pie1
#655banana peel1
#389banana smoothie1
#161banana-frosted king cake15
#961barbed-wire fence1
#72bark beret1
#70bark boxers1
#91bark bracelet1
#2128barrrnacle1
#110barskin cloak1
#186barskin tent1
#197bartender-in-the-box1
#167bat-ass leather jacket1
#664bat-shaped Crimboween cookie3
#350bath ball gift set14
#97battered Crimbo Crate173
#288beach glass necklace1
#282beanbag chair1
#430bed of coals2
#673beer helmet1
#788beertini1
#135beholed bedsheet6
#954bejeweled cufflinks1
#745bejeweled pledge pin1
#190bell-shaped Crimbo cookie5
#345bi-lateral logic compressor10
#1005big red clown nose1
#201bindlestocking13
🥈biomechanical crimborg helmet1
🥈biomechanical crimborg leg armor1
#510black eyedrops1
#694black greaves1
#695black helmet1
#2563black paisley oyster egg1
#2110black plastic oyster egg1
#2088black polka-dot oyster egg1
#667black shield1
#813black snowcone1
#258black spot3
#2665black striped oyster egg1
#727black sword1
#269black velvet box1
#918black-and-blue light1
#158blob-shaped Crimbo cookie35
#318blood-faced volleyball1
#964bloody clown pants1
#607blue glowstick2
#2554blue paisley oyster egg1
#941blue plasma ball1
#253blue plastic baby1
#2408blue plastic oyster egg1
#2374blue polka-dot oyster egg1
#877blue snowcone1
#2621blue striped oyster egg1
#610blue-frosted astral cupcake1
#75blueberry-frosted king cake15
#333blundarrrbus1
#25bobble-hip hula elf doll3
#213bone collar1
#76bone spurs1
#61boneana hammock1
#63bonedanna1
#105booty chest charrrm bracelet1
#224borg sock monkey10
#380bottle of Blank-Out26
#565bottle of Mystic Shell1
#670bottle of antifreeze1
#408bottle of peppermint schnapps1
#42bottle of perfume1
#679bottle of pirate juice1
#385bottle of rhinoceros hormones1
#336bottle of sewage schnapps15
#1073bottle of single-barrel whiskey1
#72bottle-rocket crossbow1
#771bouquet of circular saw blades1
#437bow1
#142bow staff1
#570bowl of fishysoisse1
#150bowlegged pants1
#134bowler1
#318brass stinger1
#590bronze breastplate1
#447brown plastic baby1
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#92buckyball73
#1102bugbear beanie1
#1109bugbear bungguard1
#592bullet-proof corduroys1
#270bunch of bananas18
#336bungle in the jungle2
#228burrowgrub hive1
#433can of Binarrrca22
#142can of CRIMBCOLA14
#545can of fake snow1
#131can of franks 'n' beans2
#956can of spinach1
#164can of starch1
#95can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce70
#320candied kobold10
#88candied yams84
#488candy brain5
#339candy cane109
#102candy kneecapping stick16
#69candy knuckles22
#384candy stake15
#80cannonball charrrm bracelet1
#280canteen of wine91
#889capacitor relay10
#896carbon nanotube frame10
#640carob chunk noodles1
#100cement sandals8
#23charged magnet5
#144charrrm bracelet1
#419cheap cigar butt1
#196cheap elven gloves21
#871cheap plastic bottle opener7
#1660cheap toaster1
#235chef-in-the-box1
#392chintzy accordion pin1
#545chintzy disco ball pendant1
#509chintzy noodle ring1
#508chintzy saucepan earring1
#576chintzy seal pendant1
#527chintzy turtle brooch1
#135chocolate bath ball7
#231chocolate cigar8
#352chocolate filthy lucre10
#409chocolate spurs1
#939chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses1
#221chocolate-covered scarab beetle10
#101chocolate-frosted king cake19
#689chorizo brownies1
#1441chunk of depleted Grimacite4
#70circular CRIMBCOOKIE14
#31clingfilm cap1
#40clingfilm slippers1
#34clingfilm trousers1
#117clockwork bartender-in-the-box1
#120clockwork chef-in-the-box1
#102clockwork hat1
#101clockwork pants1
#154clockwork trench coat1
#798clown shoes1
#202clownskin harness1
#1224cocoa egg1
#777cold ninja mask1
#212colored-light "necklace"2
#680colorful plastic ball1
#415comfy coffin3
#353computronic processing unit10
#383concentrated garbage juice2
🥉control crystal1
#81copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet1
#270corncob pipe5
#850cornuthaum1
#105corpse on the beach46
#142corpsebite2
#144corpsedriver34
#108corpsetini43
#246cottage1
#113crotchety pants1
#172crystallized memory2
#173cup of infinite pencils9
#36cursed breeches1
#64cursed cutlass1
#42cursed eyepatch1
#207cyborg doll10
#29cyborg stompin' boot28
#268cyclops eyedrops1
#58dandy lion cub1
#427deadly lampshade2
#398decaying goldfish liver9
#262deck of tropical cards2
#810decorative fountain1
#893delicious salad24
#118deluxe fax machine3
#164demonskin jacket1
#507depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick1
#1151designer handbag1
#177diamond-studded fronts1
#71dinged-up triangle1
#50disassembled clover2,788
#532disbelief suspenders1
#587distressed denim pants1
#384divine blowout10
#386divine can of silly string10
#384divine champagne flute10
#306divine champagne popper10
#316divine cracker10
#374divine noisemaker10
#160doll house36
#189dollhive52
#413donkey flipbook2
#395double daisy1
#239duck-on-a-string10
#43duct tape dockers2
#92duct tape fedora1
#108duct tape shirt1
#232duct tape sword1
#30dusty Crimbo crate207
#407dwarf bread10
#48dwarvish war mattock1
#399eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest1
#896eXtreme mittens1
#856eXtreme scarf1
#2700easter egg balloon6
#191effluvious emerald7
#118eggnog156
#144elven limbos gingerbread76
#68elven cellocello102
#83elven moonshine104
#300elven socks15
#66elven suicide capsule104
#36elven whittling knife3
#1180encoder ring1
#477enormous hoop earring1
#444evil googly eye10
#300evil teddy bear50
#191evil teddy bear sewing kit1
#28expired bottle of peppermint schnapps2
#84expired can of franks 'n' beans1
#376extra-greasy slider5
#199extra-large palm-frond toupee1
#45extra-strength rubber bands1
#402eye-pod1
#1086eyepatch1
#761fake blood1
#36fake plastic grass41
#291false eyelashes1
#226fancy but probably evil chocolate20
#12fancy canapés22
#129fancy chocolate18
#73fancy chocolate car35
#238fancy dress ball64
#901felt10
#309fertilized ghuol egg1
#309festive holiday hat14
#525festive sausage4
#86filigreed hamethyst earring1
#82filigreed hamethyst necklace1
#106filigreed hamethyst ring1
#1000filthy corduroys1
#324filthy hippy poncho1
#972filthy knitted dread sack1
#385fire15
#692[2426]fire flower1
#339flamin' bindle2
#378flaming glowsticks1
#1610flashing novelty button1
#151floaty gravel1
#103floaty inverse geode2
#416floaty pebbles1
#90floaty rock1
#7floaty rock necklace1
#987floaty sand1
#36floaty stone sphere2
#269floral print shirt1
#191foie gras10
#793foolscap fool's cap1
#376frayed rope belt3
#117freezin' bindle5
#402frigid air mattress2
#501frigid mote1
#428frilly shirt1
#574fruitcake39
#92fruitfilm10
#427furry pants1
#354fuzzy dice12
#949garish pinky ring1
#321gator skin19
#121gauze hammock1
#323gearbox necklace3
#551ghost pickle on a stick1
#1641giant discarded bottlecap1
#2409giant discarded plastic fork1
#1517giant discarded torn-up glove1
#25giant glass of brandy16
#427gift-a-pult1
#838gingerbread bugbear27
#268gingerbread horror18
#34gingerbread house11
#133gingerbread mutant bugbear21
#210gingham blouse1
#171ginormous pumpkin1
#119glacial sapphire7
#21glob of Blank-Out1
#224glow-in-the-dark dart gun1
#60glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub2
#132glow-in-the-dark wristwatch2
#155gnauga hide buckler1
#149gnauga hide chaps1
#102gnauga hide vest1
#203gnauga hide whip1
#394goat1
#79golden ring218
#1098googly eye10
#1169goth kid t-shirt1
#223grass blade1
#194grass hat1
#188grass skirt1
#307gray bow tie22
#43green beer353
#1158green candy heart1
#1006green glowstick1
#81green pixie spog1
#841green snowcone1
#594green-frosted astral cupcake1
#178grinning turtle1
#70groovy prism necklace1
#5338grue egg1
#103grumpy old man charrrm bracelet1
#369grungy flannel shirt1
#60gyroscope63
#150haiku katana1
#389hamethyst21
#215hamethyst bracelet1
#198hamethyst earring1
#328hamethyst necklace1
#263hamethyst ring1
#93handful of Crotchety Pine needles2
#106handful of Laughing Willow bark2
#236handmade hobby horse1
#571harem girl t-shirt1
#3382heart necklace1
#1679heart of the volcano1
#1454heart-shaped balloon1
#75herbal stuffing74
#85herringcello86
#39hibernating robot reindeer1
#301high-resistance ultrapolymer plating10
🥉hobo code binder1
#5hobo monkey1
#618hobo nickel283
#483holiday cheese log4
#68homeless hobo spirit1
#358hot pink lipstick1
#306hovering sombrero1
#179huge pumpkin1
#364hyperbolic plasma focuser10
#729hypodermic needle1
#969iGoogly10
#62ice sickle1
#171ice stein2
#101icicle katana1
#426icy-hot katana1
#32immense cyborg hand42
#163incense bath ball6
#129incredibly creepy marionette20
#71infant sandworm1
#144invisible bag6
#926ion grid10
#356ion-pulse modulation stabilizer10
#1282iron pasta spoon1
#165irradiated candy cane21
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#362jar of fermented pickle juice5
#581jar of squeeze1
#385jar of swamp gas100
#117jawbruiser17
#85jewel-eyed wizard hat1
#41jingle bell1
#110kamicorpse-ee3
#908ketchup hound1
#122killer rag doll20
#48killing feather280
#42kite111
#171knuckle sandwich134
#62laser-broiled pear103
#1166lavender candy heart1
#2180lavender paisley oyster egg1
#2307lavender plastic oyster egg1
#2028lavender polka-dot oyster egg1
#1766lavender striped oyster egg1
#1295lead necklace1
#21leftover Crimbo rations8
#984length of string10
#412leprechaun hatchling1
#729lewd playing card2
#179licorice garrote10
#328limburger biker boots1
#291live lobster1
#80live wire8
#141llama lama cria1
#960loaded serum blowgun4
#147loathing eagle baby-doll shirt1
#840logic synthesizer10
#377los chinos1
#329love song of disturbing obsession1
#289love song of icy revenge1
#341love song of naughty innuendo1
#345love song of smoldering passion1
#325love song of sugary cuteness1
#319love song of vague ambiguity1
#570lovecat tail1
#89lucky Crimbo tiki necklace2
#190lucky bottlecap8
#1976lucky rabbit's foot1
#193lump of Saccharine Maple sap1
#149mad scientist's sock monkey20
#387magnifying glass1
#247makeshift cape1
#195makeshift crane1
#171makeshift skirt1
#181makeshift turban1
#750many-eyed glasses1
#382maple leaf1
#27marionette30
#82marionette collective10
#921marshmallow1
#1983mauve paisley oyster egg1
#2254mauve plastic oyster egg1
#1846mauve polka-dot oyster egg1
#2384mauve striped oyster egg1
#75meat golem1
#335meatcar model1
#99metal mandible1
#791miner's helmet1
#785miner's pants1
#54miniature antlers2
#303miniature carton of clove cigarettes1
#137miniature dormouse1
#487miniature stuffed Goth Giant1
#34misfit dolly3
#107misfit hobby horse1
#109misfit teddy bear1
#1099monomolecular yo-yo17
#729mood ring1
#364moonglasses1
#200motivational poster20
#40moveable feast1
#20mulled cider98
#62mummy costume116
#69munchies pill13
#185mushroom fermenting solution41
#32mutant cactus bud1
#30mutant fire ant egg1
#353mylar scout drone14
#248myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball1
#658nanite-infested candy cane19
#478nanite-infested eggnog10
#261nanite-infested fruitcake16
#196nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear20
#410nanofiber cloth13
#361natty blue ascot1
#33navel ring of navel gazing1
#219night-vision goggles7
#858ninja hot pants1
#1363off-white paisley oyster egg1
#2534off-white plastic oyster egg1
#1734off-white polka-dot oyster egg1
#1583off-white striped oyster egg1
#81oil of oiliness21
🥇old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie1
#140oozenog18
#391orange and black Crimboween candy10
#1228orange candy heart1
#861orange snowcone1
#555orange-frosted astral cupcake1
#7origami pasties1
#153outrageous sombrero1
#70overclocked avian microprocessor1
#59oversized fish scaler38
#1890oyster basket1
#161packet of tofurkey gravy1
#62pair of bolt cutters24
#13pair of ragged claws20
#189palm-frond capris1
#238palm-frond cloak1
#396palm-frond toupee1
#213palm-frond whip1
#219panhandle panhandling hat7
#620papaya slung1
#131paperclip363
#103paperclip cape1
#99paperclip pants1
#141paperclip sproinger1
#91paperclip turban1
#101paperclip-on tie1
#363parasitic claw1
#228parasitic headgnawer1
#234parasitic strangleworm1
#190parasitic tentacles1
#81passable elf mask29
#688pat-a-cake pendant1
#467patent leather shoes14
#248peace-sign necklace1
#64pebblebräu2
#79penguin focaccia bread88
#396penguin thesaurus18
#737personal massager1
#274pet rock28
#1651pet rock "Groucho" disguise1
#1882pet rock "Snooty" disguise1
#495petrified time1
#49petrified wood235
#302phat turquoise bracelet1
#94piece of after eight10
#307pig-iron helm1
#511pile of gold coins1
#85pile of loose snow2
#82pilgrim shield1
#1153pink candy heart1
#1205pink glowstick1
#382pink plastic baby1
#524pink-frosted astral cupcake1
#681pirate shirt1
#288pixel hat1
#162pixel pants1
#211pixel sword1
#913pixellated candy heart10
#37plastic Crimbo reindeer11
#289plexiglass pith helmet1
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Wow, that's 20,900 items total!

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