Museum :: Victorinox

Victorinox

Rank	Item	Quantity
#362	"DRINK ME" potion	27
#343	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	5
#247	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
#279	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
#256	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#223	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#295	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#100	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	2
#967	A. W. O. L. commendation	1
#55	Arrrmetia trading card	3
#1133	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#182	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	5
#137	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	6
#745	BGE merchandise order form	3
#248	BGE shotglass	24
#111	BGE temporary tattoo	7
#316	BGE tiny plastic toy	4
#204	BRICKO brick	840
#224	BRICKO eye brick	129
#2353	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	4
#824	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	2
#590	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	1
#634	Better Than Cuddling Cake	2
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#272	Bit O' Ectoplasm	9
#70	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	23
#190	Bulky Buddy Box	14
#582	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	2
#480	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	2
#508	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	2
#467	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	2
#475	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	2
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#851	CRIMBCO mug	11
#747	CRIMBCO wine	10
#94	CRIMBCOIDS mints	21
#109	CRIMBCOLOAF	19
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#101	Cinco Mayo Lager	3
#680	Cloaca grenade	19
#487	Cloaca-Cola	70
#456	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	8
#648	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	4
#338	Cloaca-Cola helmet	7
#385	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	6
#235	Cloaca-Cola shield	10
#256	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	3
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#589	Cold Hots candy	7
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#886	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	2
#1003	Corpse Island iced tea	4
#685	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	7
#587	Crimbo pie	2
#97	Crimbo ukulele	2
#350	Crimbo wreath	2
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#558	Crimboween memo	19
#537	Daffy Taffy	55
#780	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	7
#668	Doc's Miracle Cure	1
#677	Dyspepsi grenade	16
#1433	Dyspepsi-Cola	12
#903	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	2
#515	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	5
#175	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	12
#252	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	11
#134	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	14
#34	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	14
#494	El Vibrato power sphere	1
#170	Elvish delight	1
#322	Ent cider	26
#392	Feynman gate	27
#169	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#229	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	2
#831	Go-Wassail	8
#542	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	2
#488	Hodgman's blanket	2
#48	Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	2
#494	Instant Karma	11
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#396	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	1
#90	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	2
#70	Lucky Surprise Egg	135
#356	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	24
#347	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#397	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#444	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#14	Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves	1
#2244	Mob Penguin cellular phone	1
#278	Mob Penguin protection contract	11
#182	Mr. Mediocrebar	354
#45	Nayztameetjoo trading card	3
#234	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	4
#386	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	1
#382	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	1
#252	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	2
#218	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	3
#274	Now and Earlier	14
#21	Okee-Dokee soda	90
#577	Penultimate Fantasy chest	11
#107	PlexiPips	2
#233	Poison Oak trading card	1
#111	Pokëmann band-aid	9
#233	Princess Rutabaga trading card	1
#673	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	3
#227	Rock Pops	216
#331	Senior Mints	18
#1061	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	3
#403	Steal This Candy	4
#350	Sugar Cog	6
#945	Summer Nights	1
#938	Tales from the Fireside	1
#438	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	7
#684	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	1
#47	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6	2
#493	The Joy of Wassailing	6
#208	The Snake trading card	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#216	Thorny Toad trading card	1
#1568	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	1
#778	Thwaitgold bee statuette	3
#253	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	5
#395	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	7
#1090	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	9
#574	Tiki lighter	1
#1295	Time Juice	1
#157	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#160	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#274	Ultrasoldier Serum	2
#436	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	4
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#757	Valentine	22
#26	Vaso De Agua trading card	4
#487	Wint-O-Fresh mint	24
#81	Woldo trading card	2
#499	Workytime Tea	3
#139	Yeti Protest Sign	1
#245	Yummy Tummy bean	859
#1170	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#109	adhesive tape dolly	1
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#81	ammonite candy mold	2
#166	ammonite fossil	34
#507	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	11
#1125	anniversary gift box	4
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
#290	antique bottle opener	3
#716	antique record album	2
#306	aspirin	3
#335	astral mushroom	30
#162	astronaut pants	53
#240	atomic vector plotter	17
#133	badger badge	1
#764	bag of Cheat-Os	3
#759	ball	8
#652	banana	5
#87	bananagate	70
#93	bananarama bangle	1
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#664	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	3
#506	bath ball gift set	10
#641	battered Crimbo Crate	14
#103	beertini	22
#76	belemnite candy mold	2
#138	belemnite fossil	40
#1064	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#74	bi-lateral logic compressor	53
#243	bindlestocking	11
#545	bite-me-red lipstick	2
#799	black paisley oyster egg	6
#646	black plastic oyster egg	7
#1182	black polka-dot oyster egg	3
#464	black spot	1
#1166	black striped oyster egg	4
#478	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	14
#1298	blood flower	2
#2554	blue paisley oyster egg	1
#1291	blue plastic oyster egg	3
#483	blue polka-dot oyster egg	9
#36	blue raspberry troll doll	2
#665	blue striped oyster egg	7
#269	blue-frosted astral cupcake	4
#174	bobble-hip hula elf doll	1
#301	bone aperitif	1
#213	bone collar	1
#277	bone meal	1
#61	boneana hammock	1
#63	bonedanna	1
#621	borg sock monkey	2
#953	bottle of Blank-Out	1
#577	bottle of bubbles	7
#1623	bottle of goofballs	14
#408	bottle of peppermint schnapps	1
#140	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	8
#38	bounty-hunting rifle	1
#163	bow	3
#142	bow staff	1
#570	bowl of fishysoisse	1
#150	bowlegged pants	1
#134	bowler	1
#1007	brine	9
#74	briny vinegar	3
#696	broken cellular phone	1
#96	bubble bauble bow	1
#639	buckyball	7
#938	bunch of bananas	1
#228	burrowgrub hive	1
#473	burst hellseal brain	8
#167	can of CRIMBCOLA	12
#545	can of fake snow	1
#131	can of franks 'n' beans	2
#440	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	21
#200	candied kobold	16
#425	candied yams	22
#488	candy brain	5
#443	candy cane	84
#110	candy cornucopia	1
#152	candy kneecapping stick	12
#153	candy knuckles	12
#70	candy skeleton	20
#447	candy stake	13
#1088	canteen of wine	13
#766	capacitor relay	12
#183	cement sandals	5
#663	cheap elven gloves	6
#957	cheap plastic bottle opener	6
#576	chintzy seal pendant	1
#557	chocolate cigar	1
#714	chocolate filthy lucre	1
#68	cinnamon troll doll	1
#124	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	10
#102	clockwork hat	1
#101	clockwork pants	1
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#1348	club necklace	5
#507	colored-light "necklace"	1
🥉	control crystal	1
#1822	corpse on the beach	1
#218	corpsebite	1
#854	corpsedriver	5
#1221	corpsetini	3
#66	correction fluid	30
#505	corrupted data	13
#116	cotton candy bale	1
#461	crazy little Turkish delight	17
#71	croquet hedgehog	1
#262	crystallized memory	1
#212	cup of infinite pencils	7
#1826	cyborg stompin' boot	1
#618	deck of tropical cards	1
#507	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	1
#624	designer handbag	4
#1956	diamond necklace	3
#404	dill	99
#63	distention pill	6
#14	doll house	305
#1168	dollhive	3
#585	dope gangsta bling-bling	1
#303	duck-on-a-string	8
#187	dusty Crimbo crate	48
#111	dwarf bread	48
#267	eggnog	66
#877	elven limbos gingerbread	12
#187	elven cellocello	48
#200	elven hardtack	17
#761	elven moonshine	11
#561	elven socks	8
#165	elven squeeze	26
#168	elven suicide capsule	51
#201	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	72
#607	empty blowgun	2
#313	enchanted toothpick	4
#1071	ennui-flavored potato chips	2
#726	evil googly eye	5
#196	evil teddy bear	79
#90	expired bottle of peppermint schnapps	1
#19	expired can of franks 'n' beans	2
#733	facsimile dictionary	12
#79	fairy-worn boots	1
#221	fake plastic grass	9
#470	fancy but probably evil chocolate	12
#243	fancy chocolate	11
#171	fancy chocolate car	20
#87	fancy dress ball	162
#1375	fat stacks of cash	1
#753	felt	12
#528	festive holiday hat	8
#525	festive sausage	4
#303	fez of etymology	1
#482	fire	11
#1610	flashing novelty button	1
#65	floaty inverse geode	3
#631	floaty sand	11
#282	fossilized baboon skull	2
#172	fossilized demon skull	3
#316	fossilized limb	28
#306	fossilized spider skull	1
#281	fossilized spike	15
#255	fossilized spine	7
#361	fossilized torso	12
#524	fossilized wing	4
#1453	friendly cheez blob	1
#619	frigid fudgepuck	2
#433	frozen Mob Penguin	2
#328	frozen banquet	6
#489	fruitcake	45
#74	fudge bunny	9
#136	fudge cube	2
#843	fudge lily	1
#39	fudge pocket square	2
#108	fudge spork	3
#832	fudgecule	248
#67	fudgecycle	3
#219	fudgesicle	1
#324	funhouse mirror	1
#475	ghost cucumber	95
#380	ghost trap	1
#494	ghostly body paint	1
#316	giant designer sunglasses	14
#2409	giant discarded plastic fork	1
#18	giant green gummi bear	44
#73	giant green gummi ingot	9
#22	giant red gummi bear	47
#67	giant red gummi ingot	9
#25	giant yellow gummi bear	34
#70	giant yellow gummi ingot	6
#427	gift-a-pult	1
#393	gingerbread bugbear	61
#359	gingerbread horror	15
#307	gingerbread house	2
#938	gingerbread mutant bugbear	5
#224	glow-in-the-dark dart gun	1
#152	glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub	1
#132	glow-in-the-dark wristwatch	2
#77	glowing syringe	3
#252	googly eye	58
#781	gray bow tie	7
#38	green drunki-bear	42
#86	green gummi ingot	371
#325	green-frosted astral cupcake	3
#1410	grue egg	18
#68	gummi ammonite	4
#46	gummi belemnite	6
#73	gummi canary	7
#90	gummi salamander	4
#82	gummi snake	9
#41	gummi trilobite	7
#218	guy made of bee pollen	15
#209	gyroscope	14
#184	halfberd	3
#60	handful of Crotchety Pine needles	3
#106	handful of Laughing Willow bark	2
#1411	handful of confetti	27
#214	handful of drink tickets	1
#73	handful of honey	144
#1997	heart necklace	3
🥇	heart of dark chocolate	1
#552	herb brownies	23
#394	herbal stuffing	20
#219	herringcello	42
#351	high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	9
#556	holiday cheese log	3
#11	honey dipper	1
🥈	honeycap	2
#488	hyperbolic plasma focuser	6
#100	ice stein	4
#1588	immense cyborg hand	3
#649	incredibly creepy marionette	4
#195	ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	21
#348	irradiated candy cane	11
#697	jar of fermented pickle juice	1
#240	jar of squeeze	4
#292	jawbruiser	8
#865	jerky coins	7
#41	jingle bell	1
#203	kamicorpse-ee	1
#411	killer rag doll	7
#91	kite	70
#1898	kneecapping stick	1
#1241	knuckle sandwich	5
#138	kumquartz	48
#84	kumquartz ring	1
#119	kumquat supersucker	8
#3057	laser-broiled pear	1
#484	lavender paisley oyster egg	7
#1171	lavender plastic oyster egg	3
#174	lavender polka-dot oyster egg	14
#1119	lavender striped oyster egg	2
#178	leftover Crimbo rations	1
#275	licorice garrote	7
#661	licorice root	1
#162	live wire	5
#328	llama lama gong	3
#960	loaded serum blowgun	4
#28	locked mumming trunk	1
#20	lollipop cufflinks	3
#614	lollipop stick	26
#570	lovecat tail	1
#218	lucky Crimbo tiki necklace	1
#249	lucky bottlecap	6
#107	lump of Saccharine Maple sap	2
#251	lump of coal	1
#88	mad scientist's sock monkey	30
#1597	mafia aria	4
#424	marionette	4
#575	marionette collective	1
#576	mauve paisley oyster egg	5
#368	mauve plastic oyster egg	10
#523	mauve polka-dot oyster egg	6
#2384	mauve striped oyster egg	1
#199	menorette	1
#36	mime army shotglass	2
#637	mind flayer corpse	6
#53	misfit dolly	2
#107	misfit hobby horse	1
#1448	monomolecular yo-yo	6
#449	motivational poster	10
#149	munchies pill	4
#140	mushroom fermenting solution	52
#330	mylar scout drone	15
#73	mysterious chest	1
#3705	nanite-infested candy cane	1
#3219	nanite-infested eggnog	1
#2618	nanite-infested fruitcake	2
#1086	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	5
#219	night-vision goggles	7
#440	off-white paisley oyster egg	5
#168	off-white plastic oyster egg	22
#193	off-white polka-dot oyster egg	15
#528	off-white striped oyster egg	5
🥇	old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie	1
#481	oozenog	7
#539	orange and black Crimboween candy	5
#320	orange candygram	1
#205	orange-frosted astral cupcake	6
#865	oriole-feather headdress	1
#163	oyster basket	40
#473	pack of KWE trading card	7
#664	pack of pogs	14
#161	packet of tofurkey gravy	1
#180	pair of bolt cutters	11
#222	papaya slung	8
#255	paperclip	196
#48	parasitic claw	4
#75	parasitic headgnawer	2
#22	parasitic strangleworm	4
#31	parasitic tentacles	3
#585	party hat	2
#138	passable elf mask	19
#107	pearidot	57
#136	penguin focaccia bread	56
#963	penguin thesaurus	5
#285	pet rock	26
#1651	pet rock "Groucho" disguise	1
#1882	pet rock "Snooty" disguise	1
#712	petrified wood	9
#118	phish stick	9
#50	picture of a dead guy's girlfriend	14
#548	piece of wedding cake	8
#168	pile of loose snow	1
#594	pink pony	1
#288	pink-frosted astral cupcake	3
#439	pixellated candy heart	34
#367	plastic Crimbo reindeer	2
#754	plastic passion fruit	1
#163	plexiglass pikestaff	2
#107	plexiglass pinky ring	2
#105	pocketwatch on a chain	16
#2126	polyalloy shield	1
#345	pork elf goodies sack	20
#869	portable corkscrew	7
#686	portable photocopier	7
#342	possessed top	16
#413	prehistoric spear	10
#2037	pretty flower	1
#57	puce paisley oyster egg	28
#49	puce plastic oyster egg	51
#157	puce polka-dot oyster egg	20
#1057	puce striped oyster egg	2
#618	pulsing flesh	6
#1005	pumpkinhead mask	2
#218	purple corpsel	1
#296	purple-frosted astral cupcake	4
#138	quantum polarity inducer	33
#512	quantum taco	15
#237	queen cookie	2
#1108	radium-flavored potato chips	2
#326	rag doll	7
#20	razor-tipped yo-yo	437
#387	recursive spline reticulator	8
#36	red drunki-bear	43
#75	red gummi ingot	462
#222	red paisley oyster egg	13
#487	red plastic oyster egg	10
#2205	red polka-dot oyster egg	1
#263	red striped oyster egg	11
#468	reverse-oscillating klystron	7
#128	ribbon candy	11
#23	ridiculous belt	3
#884	ridiculous cocktail	4
#35	ridiculous sandwich	37
#65	ridiculous sunglasses	1
#278	rigid carapace	13
#338	roboduck-on-a-string	4
#1965	robotronic egg	1
#2677	rogue swarmer	1
#25	rope with some soap on it	1
#985	rubber WWBD? bracelet	8
#764	rubber WWJD? bracelet	10
#607	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	12
#734	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	10
#129	rubber band gun	1
🥇	rxr shield	1
#156	safety vest	1
#195	salty slug	9
#2416	sandwich of the gods	1
#55	scissor duck	2
#493	scroll of drastic healing	108
#510	servomechanical torsion facilitator	6
#422	severed rocking horse head	1
#173	sewer nuggets	181
#109	shock belt	1
#318	sinister altar fragment	1
#111	six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola	2
#594	skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	3
#148	slab of sponge	2
#112	sleeping snowy owl	41
#316	sleeping stocking	9
#707	slow jam collection	5
#128	smiling rat	2
#241	smoked potsherd	2
🥉	snow belly	1
#10	snow hat	1
#346	sock monkey	8
#65	software glitch	1
#456	solid gold bowling ball	40
#271	spade necklace	21
#244	spectral pickle	67
#695	spooky bark	9
#726	spooky bicycle chain	3
#391	spooky cosmetics bag	6
#414	spooky eggnog	12
#84	spooky felt	105
#189	spooky hockey mask	8
#799	spooky sap	7
#625	spooky stuffing	9
#146	spooky toy wheel	34
#682	spork	1
#352	square CRIMBCOOKIE	4
#584	squirming egg sac	11
#992	stainless steel scarf	3
#2244	stainless steel shillelagh	1
#932	stainless steel skullcap	4
#1705	stainless steel slacks	2
#131	stainless steel solitaire	14
#1708	stainless steel suspenders	1
#943	stick of "gum"	1
#1092	stick-on-a-string	2
#70	stinky cheese ball	1
#936	stone of eXtreme power	5
#201	strawberyl	37
#173	stress ball	1
#330	string of Crimbo lights	2
#1586	string of blue beads	5
#1605	string of green beads	5
#1466	string of red beads	6
#595	stringy sinew	15
#1135	stuffed Baron von Ratsworth	36
#678	stuffed Cheshire bitten	66
#853	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	55
#973	stuffed Meat	47
#778	stuffed alien blob	9
#948	stuffed angry cow	51
#835	stuffed astral badger	58
#960	stuffed baby gravy fairy	52
#906	stuffed cocoabo	52
#1319	stuffed crazy bastard sword	3
#718	stuffed dodecapede	3
#159	stuffed doppelshifter	94
#885	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	56
#683	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	70
#1479	stuffed gray blob	8
#867	stuffed hand turkey	56
#793	stuffed key	67
#1681	stuffed martini	2
#896	stuffed mind flayer	55
#1194	stuffed mink	35
#1222	stuffed monocle	34
#1715	stuffed ninja snowman	1
#975	stuffed scary death orb	51
#559	stuffed shoulder parrot	39
#842	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	57
#489	stuffed snowy owl	84
#1041	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	49
#2369	stuffed spooky mushroom	2
#775	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	60
#963	stuffed teddy butler	47
#1037	stuffed tin of caviar	44
#805	stuffed treasure chest	64
#961	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	52
#476	stuffing	19
#552	sturdy Crimbo crate	25
#205	sub-molecular interocitor	18
#269	sucker bucket	1
#256	sucker hakama	1
#219	sucker kabuto	1
#278	sucker tachi	1
#123	sugar banana	9
#107	sugar cherry	13
#157	sugar lime	3
#106	sugar-coated pine cone	38
#401	superheated fudge	8
#1225	support cummerbund	2
#58	synthetic dog hair pill	9
#384	targeting chip	1
#322	tasket	1
#209	teddy bear	34
#549	teddy borg	16
#264	teeny-tiny ninja stars	3
#210	throwing wrench	13
🥇	time sleigh	1
#101	tiny makeup kit	1
#321	tiny ninja sword	3
#227	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	3
#513	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	14
#756	tiny plastic Axe Wound	10
#392	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	11
#352	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	12
#88	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	4
#51	tiny plastic Big Candy	5
#423	tiny plastic Black Knight	16
#314	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	13
#42	tiny plastic Boris	1
#386	tiny plastic Boss Bat	11
#109	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	4
#498	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	32
#207	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	3
#1348	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	7
#1164	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	8
#1224	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	3
#178	tiny plastic Crimbomination	3
#358	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	4
#213	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	3
#333	tiny plastic Felonia	12
#56	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	5
#414	tiny plastic G Imp	16
#669	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	11
#366	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	18
#505	tiny plastic Hellion	14
#374	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	18
#49	tiny plastic Jarlsberg	1
#433	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	10
#458	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	15
#745	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	10
#549	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	13
#645	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	11
#593	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	2
#109	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	4
#486	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	14
#408	tiny plastic Protagonist	17
#370	tiny plastic Scream Queen	4
#51	tiny plastic Sneaky Pete	1
#659	tiny plastic Spam Witch	11
#367	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	18
#49	tiny plastic Susie	1
#325	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	13
#226	tiny plastic The Man	17
#552	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	13
#1283	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	3
#501	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	14
#64	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	5
#434	tiny plastic accordion thief	10
#420	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	4
#658	tiny plastic angry bugbear	11
#544	tiny plastic angry goat	30
#500	tiny plastic anime smiley	14
#734	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	10
#544	tiny plastic astronomer	13
#551	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	30
#473	tiny plastic barrrnacle	34
#496	tiny plastic beanbat	14
#548	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	8
#478	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	33
#451	tiny plastic blooper	15
#547	tiny plastic brainsweeper	13
#654	tiny plastic briefcase bat	11
#540	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	2
#519	tiny plastic cocoabo	32
#686	tiny plastic coffee pixie	24
#53	tiny plastic colollilossus	5
#395	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	11
#531	tiny plastic cubist bull	13
#499	tiny plastic demoninja	14
#392	tiny plastic disco bandit	11
#609	tiny plastic drunk goat	12
#569	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	2
#114	tiny plastic fax machine	4
#302	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	21
#593	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	12
#456	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	15
#577	tiny plastic fruit golem	12
#426	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	36
#528	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	31
#386	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	40
#714	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	10
#438	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	4
#678	tiny plastic goth giant	11
#866	tiny plastic grue	20
#390	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	17
#1833	tiny plastic hermit	3
#108	tiny plastic hobo elf	4
#571	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	29
#700	tiny plastic killer bee	24
#731	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	10
#451	tiny plastic leprechaun	34
#582	tiny plastic levitating potato	29
#579	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	12
#535	tiny plastic mosquito	30
#579	tiny plastic mutant elf	2
#461	tiny plastic ninja snowman	16
#480	tiny plastic pastamancer	9
#678	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	25
#1814	tiny plastic sauceror	3
#519	tiny plastic scary clown	14
#592	tiny plastic seal clubber	8
#341	tiny plastic senile lihc	19
#508	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	3
#402	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	17
#587	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	12
#884	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	20
#553	tiny plastic spooky vampire	13
#473	tiny plastic stab bat	34
#399	tiny plastic star starfish	38
#201	tiny plastic stocking mimic	3
#534	tiny plastic strand of DNA	2
#1416	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	6
#405	tiny plastic taco cat	17
#324	tiny plastic topiary golem	19
#58	tiny plastic trollipop	5
#720	tiny plastic turtle tamer	7
#557	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	13
#827	tiny plastic warwelf	9
#376	tiny plastic whitesnake	18
#313	tiny plastic zmobie	20
#265	tisket	1
#490	toast	1,976
#348	tofu casserole	3
#350	tofurkey gravy	25
#358	tofurkey leg	24
#112	tofurkey nugget	2
#112	tomato daiquiri	14
#599	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	3
#192	tooth	21
#444	toothsome rock	23
#142	top	30
#750	torn hellseal sinew	1
#767	tortoise's blessing	1
#84	tourmalime	73
#106	tourmalime tourniquet	1
#1558	toy crazy train	3
#899	toy deathbot	1
#182	toy jet pack	46
#921	toy maglev monorail	1
#30	toy mercenary	160
#189	toy ray gun	55
#251	toy soldier	7
#953	toy space helmet	7
#650	toy train	3
#506	toy wheel	19
#269	traffic jam	1
#478	tree skirt	1
#293	tree-eating kite	126
#143	tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	6
#124	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	10
#139	trilobite candy mold	1
#174	trilobite fossil	29
#599	tropical paperweight	1
#93	tube of cranberry Go-Goo	3
#301	twitching claw	13
#249	unearthed potsherd	12
#308	unstable DNA	171
#1281	unstable laser battery	40
#208	unstable quark	3
#387	valuable trinket	222
#872	vampire duck-on-a-string	10
#2588	vibrating cyborg knife	1
#575	vinegar	68
#566	volcanic ash	1
🥇	wand of fudge control	1
#586	wang	1
#444	wheel	9
#792	white Canadian	1
#313	white chocolate and tomato pizza	7
#91	willowy bonnet	1
#1066	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	2
#328	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	3
#181	yam candy	1
#399	yellow candygram	1
#36	yellow drunki-bear	42
#85	yellow gummi ingot	375
#161	yellow paisley oyster egg	15
#101	yellow plastic hard hat	1
#967	yellow plastic oyster egg	6
#1328	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	1
#364	yellow striped oyster egg	7
#333	yo	29
#412	yo-yo	75
#1862	zombie pineal gland	1

Wow, that's 17,589 items total!

what items are this player missing?