Museum :: Victorinox

Victorinox

Rank	Item	Quantity
#363	"DRINK ME" potion	27
#344	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	5
#246	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
#278	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
#254	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#223	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#294	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#99	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	2
#968	A. W. O. L. commendation	1
#55	Arrrmetia trading card	3
#1135	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#183	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	5
#137	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	6
#744	BGE merchandise order form	3
#248	BGE shotglass	24
#111	BGE temporary tattoo	7
#316	BGE tiny plastic toy	4
#206	BRICKO brick	840
#224	BRICKO eye brick	129
#2356	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	4
#823	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	2
#590	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	1
#634	Better Than Cuddling Cake	2
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#271	Bit O' Ectoplasm	9
#70	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	23
#190	Bulky Buddy Box	14
#583	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	2
#480	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	2
#509	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	2
#467	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	2
#475	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	2
#530	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#852	CRIMBCO mug	11
#747	CRIMBCO wine	10
#94	CRIMBCOIDS mints	21
#109	CRIMBCOLOAF	19
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#102	Cinco Mayo Lager	3
#679	Cloaca grenade	19
#487	Cloaca-Cola	70
#456	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	8
#649	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	4
#338	Cloaca-Cola helmet	7
#386	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	6
#235	Cloaca-Cola shield	10
#256	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	3
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#588	Cold Hots candy	7
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#886	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	2
#1005	Corpse Island iced tea	4
#689	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	7
#587	Crimbo pie	2
#97	Crimbo ukulele	2
#351	Crimbo wreath	2
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#559	Crimboween memo	19
#536	Daffy Taffy	55
#781	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	7
#668	Doc's Miracle Cure	1
#677	Dyspepsi grenade	16
#1433	Dyspepsi-Cola	12
#904	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	2
#516	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	5
#175	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	12
#252	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	11
#134	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	14
#34	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	14
#493	El Vibrato power sphere	1
#170	Elvish delight	1
#322	Ent cider	26
#392	Feynman gate	27
#168	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#229	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	2
#832	Go-Wassail	8
#543	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	2
#488	Hodgman's blanket	2
#48	Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	2
#492	Instant Karma	11
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#396	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	1
#90	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	2
#70	Lucky Surprise Egg	135
#356	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	24
#346	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#397	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#444	Miniborg stomper	1
#406	Miniborg strangler	1
#14	Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves	1
#2245	Mob Penguin cellular phone	1
#278	Mob Penguin protection contract	11
#181	Mr. Mediocrebar	354
#45	Nayztameetjoo trading card	3
#234	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	4
#385	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	1
#382	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	1
#251	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	2
#217	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	3
#273	Now and Earlier	14
#22	Okee-Dokee soda	90
#577	Penultimate Fantasy chest	11
#106	PlexiPips	2
#234	Poison Oak trading card	1
#111	Pokëmann band-aid	9
#234	Princess Rutabaga trading card	1
#672	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	3
#226	Rock Pops	216
#330	Senior Mints	18
#1061	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	3
#402	Steal This Candy	4
#349	Sugar Cog	6
#946	Summer Nights	1
#938	Tales from the Fireside	1
#437	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	7
#685	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	1
#47	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6	2
#493	The Joy of Wassailing	6
#209	The Snake trading card	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#217	Thorny Toad trading card	1
#1570	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	1
#778	Thwaitgold bee statuette	3
#253	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	5
#395	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	7
#1093	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	9
#574	Tiki lighter	1
#1295	Time Juice	1
#158	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#161	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#190	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#274	Ultrasoldier Serum	2
#436	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	4
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#758	Valentine	22
#26	Vaso De Agua trading card	4
#487	Wint-O-Fresh mint	24
#81	Woldo trading card	2
#499	Workytime Tea	3
#139	Yeti Protest Sign	1
#245	Yummy Tummy bean	859
#1172	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#109	adhesive tape dolly	1
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#81	ammonite candy mold	2
#166	ammonite fossil	34
#507	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	11
#1128	anniversary gift box	4
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
#291	antique bottle opener	3
#714	antique record album	2
#306	aspirin	3
#336	astral mushroom	30
#161	astronaut pants	53
#240	atomic vector plotter	17
#133	badger badge	1
#765	bag of Cheat-Os	3
#759	ball	8
#653	banana	5
#87	bananagate	70
#94	bananarama bangle	1
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#666	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	3
#506	bath ball gift set	10
#640	battered Crimbo Crate	14
#102	beertini	22
#76	belemnite candy mold	2
#138	belemnite fossil	40
#1066	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#74	bi-lateral logic compressor	53
#243	bindlestocking	11
#545	bite-me-red lipstick	2
#799	black paisley oyster egg	6
#646	black plastic oyster egg	7
#1182	black polka-dot oyster egg	3
#465	black spot	1
#1166	black striped oyster egg	4
#478	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	14
#1299	blood flower	2
#2555	blue paisley oyster egg	1
#1291	blue plastic oyster egg	3
#483	blue polka-dot oyster egg	9
#36	blue raspberry troll doll	2
#665	blue striped oyster egg	7
#269	blue-frosted astral cupcake	4
#174	bobble-hip hula elf doll	1
#301	bone aperitif	1
#213	bone collar	1
#277	bone meal	1
#61	boneana hammock	1
#63	bonedanna	1
#622	borg sock monkey	2
#953	bottle of Blank-Out	1
#577	bottle of bubbles	7
#1625	bottle of goofballs	14
#408	bottle of peppermint schnapps	1
#141	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	8
#38	bounty-hunting rifle	1
#162	bow	3
#143	bow staff	1
#570	bowl of fishysoisse	1
#151	bowlegged pants	1
#135	bowler	1
#1007	brine	9
#74	briny vinegar	3
#696	broken cellular phone	1
#96	bubble bauble bow	1
#641	buckyball	7
#939	bunch of bananas	1
#228	burrowgrub hive	1
#474	burst hellseal brain	8
#167	can of CRIMBCOLA	12
#546	can of fake snow	1
#131	can of franks 'n' beans	2
#439	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	21
#199	candied kobold	16
#424	candied yams	22
#488	candy brain	5
#444	candy cane	84
#110	candy cornucopia	1
#152	candy kneecapping stick	12
#153	candy knuckles	12
#70	candy skeleton	20
#450	candy stake	13
#1088	canteen of wine	13
#766	capacitor relay	12
#183	cement sandals	5
#663	cheap elven gloves	6
#957	cheap plastic bottle opener	6
#576	chintzy seal pendant	1
#557	chocolate cigar	1
#715	chocolate filthy lucre	1
#68	cinnamon troll doll	1
#124	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	10
#102	clockwork hat	1
#101	clockwork pants	1
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#1348	club necklace	5
#508	colored-light "necklace"	1
🥉	control crystal	1
#1824	corpse on the beach	1
#217	corpsebite	1
#852	corpsedriver	5
#1221	corpsetini	3
#66	correction fluid	30
#506	corrupted data	13
#116	cotton candy bale	1
#462	crazy little Turkish delight	17
#72	croquet hedgehog	1
#260	crystallized memory	1
#212	cup of infinite pencils	7
#1826	cyborg stompin' boot	1
#618	deck of tropical cards	1
#507	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	1
#625	designer handbag	4
#1958	diamond necklace	3
#404	dill	99
#64	distention pill	6
#14	doll house	305
#1170	dollhive	3
#586	dope gangsta bling-bling	1
#303	duck-on-a-string	8
#187	dusty Crimbo crate	48
#111	dwarf bread	48
#267	eggnog	66
#877	elven limbos gingerbread	12
#187	elven cellocello	48
#199	elven hardtack	17
#761	elven moonshine	11
#562	elven socks	8
#164	elven squeeze	26
#168	elven suicide capsule	51
#200	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	72
#607	empty blowgun	2
#314	enchanted toothpick	4
#1069	ennui-flavored potato chips	2
#726	evil googly eye	5
#196	evil teddy bear	79
#90	expired bottle of peppermint schnapps	1
#19	expired can of franks 'n' beans	2
#732	facsimile dictionary	12
#79	fairy-worn boots	1
#221	fake plastic grass	9
#470	fancy but probably evil chocolate	12
#242	fancy chocolate	11
#171	fancy chocolate car	20
#87	fancy dress ball	162
#1373	fat stacks of cash	1
#753	felt	12
#528	festive holiday hat	8
#524	festive sausage	4
#303	fez of etymology	1
#485	fire	11
#1610	flashing novelty button	1
#65	floaty inverse geode	3
#631	floaty sand	11
#282	fossilized baboon skull	2
#172	fossilized demon skull	3
#316	fossilized limb	28
#306	fossilized spider skull	1
#281	fossilized spike	15
#255	fossilized spine	7
#361	fossilized torso	12
#524	fossilized wing	4
#1461	friendly cheez blob	1
#621	frigid fudgepuck	2
#433	frozen Mob Penguin	2
#329	frozen banquet	6
#488	fruitcake	45
#73	fudge bunny	9
#136	fudge cube	2
#844	fudge lily	1
#39	fudge pocket square	2
#108	fudge spork	3
#832	fudgecule	248
#67	fudgecycle	3
#220	fudgesicle	1
#324	funhouse mirror	1
#475	ghost cucumber	95
#380	ghost trap	1
#494	ghostly body paint	1
#314	giant designer sunglasses	14
#2410	giant discarded plastic fork	1
#19	giant green gummi bear	44
#73	giant green gummi ingot	9
#23	giant red gummi bear	47
#66	giant red gummi ingot	9
#26	giant yellow gummi bear	34
#70	giant yellow gummi ingot	6
#427	gift-a-pult	1
#394	gingerbread bugbear	61
#361	gingerbread horror	15
#307	gingerbread house	2
#938	gingerbread mutant bugbear	5
#224	glow-in-the-dark dart gun	1
#152	glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub	1
#132	glow-in-the-dark wristwatch	2
#76	glowing syringe	3
#252	googly eye	58
#781	gray bow tie	7
#39	green drunki-bear	42
#86	green gummi ingot	371
#325	green-frosted astral cupcake	3
#1410	grue egg	18
#68	gummi ammonite	4
#46	gummi belemnite	6
#73	gummi canary	7
#90	gummi salamander	4
#82	gummi snake	9
#41	gummi trilobite	7
#218	guy made of bee pollen	15
#210	gyroscope	14
#184	halfberd	3
#60	handful of Crotchety Pine needles	3
#106	handful of Laughing Willow bark	2
#1408	handful of confetti	27
#214	handful of drink tickets	1
#73	handful of honey	144
#1999	heart necklace	3
🥇	heart of dark chocolate	1
#553	herb brownies	23
#393	herbal stuffing	20
#219	herringcello	42
#351	high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	9
#555	holiday cheese log	3
#11	honey dipper	1
🥈	honeycap	2
#488	hyperbolic plasma focuser	6
#100	ice stein	4
#1588	immense cyborg hand	3
#649	incredibly creepy marionette	4
#195	ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	21
#350	irradiated candy cane	11
#699	jar of fermented pickle juice	1
#240	jar of squeeze	4
#293	jawbruiser	8
#866	jerky coins	7
#41	jingle bell	1
#203	kamicorpse-ee	1
#411	killer rag doll	7
#91	kite	70
#1897	kneecapping stick	1
#1241	knuckle sandwich	5
#138	kumquartz	48
#85	kumquartz ring	1
#119	kumquat supersucker	8
#3056	laser-broiled pear	1
#484	lavender paisley oyster egg	7
#1171	lavender plastic oyster egg	3
#174	lavender polka-dot oyster egg	14
#1119	lavender striped oyster egg	2
#178	leftover Crimbo rations	1
#275	licorice garrote	7
#661	licorice root	1
#162	live wire	5
#328	llama lama gong	3
#960	loaded serum blowgun	4
#29	locked mumming trunk	1
#20	lollipop cufflinks	3
#613	lollipop stick	26
#571	lovecat tail	1
#219	lucky Crimbo tiki necklace	1
#250	lucky bottlecap	6
#107	lump of Saccharine Maple sap	2
#251	lump of coal	1
#88	mad scientist's sock monkey	30
#1597	mafia aria	4
#424	marionette	4
#575	marionette collective	1
#576	mauve paisley oyster egg	5
#367	mauve plastic oyster egg	10
#524	mauve polka-dot oyster egg	6
#2384	mauve striped oyster egg	1
#199	menorette	1
#36	mime army shotglass	2
#636	mind flayer corpse	6
#53	misfit dolly	2
#107	misfit hobby horse	1
#1450	monomolecular yo-yo	6
#450	motivational poster	10
#149	munchies pill	4
#140	mushroom fermenting solution	52
#330	mylar scout drone	15
#73	mysterious chest	1
#3706	nanite-infested candy cane	1
#3220	nanite-infested eggnog	1
#2618	nanite-infested fruitcake	2
#1086	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	5
#219	night-vision goggles	7
#441	off-white paisley oyster egg	5
#169	off-white plastic oyster egg	22
#193	off-white polka-dot oyster egg	15
#528	off-white striped oyster egg	5
🥇	old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie	1
#481	oozenog	7
#538	orange and black Crimboween candy	5
#320	orange candygram	1
#205	orange-frosted astral cupcake	6
#865	oriole-feather headdress	1
#163	oyster basket	40
#473	pack of KWE trading card	7
#664	pack of pogs	14
#160	packet of tofurkey gravy	1
#181	pair of bolt cutters	11
#222	papaya slung	8
#255	paperclip	196
#48	parasitic claw	4
#77	parasitic headgnawer	2
#22	parasitic strangleworm	4
#31	parasitic tentacles	3
#585	party hat	2
#138	passable elf mask	19
#107	pearidot	57
#136	penguin focaccia bread	56
#963	penguin thesaurus	5
#285	pet rock	26
#1651	pet rock "Groucho" disguise	1
#1882	pet rock "Snooty" disguise	1
#712	petrified wood	9
#118	phish stick	9
#51	picture of a dead guy's girlfriend	14
#548	piece of wedding cake	8
#169	pile of loose snow	1
#595	pink pony	1
#288	pink-frosted astral cupcake	3
#438	pixellated candy heart	34
#367	plastic Crimbo reindeer	2
#756	plastic passion fruit	1
#163	plexiglass pikestaff	2
#107	plexiglass pinky ring	2
#105	pocketwatch on a chain	16
#2126	polyalloy shield	1
#346	pork elf goodies sack	20
#869	portable corkscrew	7
#687	portable photocopier	7
#343	possessed top	16
#413	prehistoric spear	10
#2040	pretty flower	1
#57	puce paisley oyster egg	28
#49	puce plastic oyster egg	51
#157	puce polka-dot oyster egg	20
#1057	puce striped oyster egg	2
#618	pulsing flesh	6
#1006	pumpkinhead mask	2
#217	purple corpsel	1
#297	purple-frosted astral cupcake	4
#138	quantum polarity inducer	33
#513	quantum taco	15
#238	queen cookie	2
#1106	radium-flavored potato chips	2
#326	rag doll	7
#20	razor-tipped yo-yo	437
#387	recursive spline reticulator	8
#37	red drunki-bear	43
#75	red gummi ingot	462
#223	red paisley oyster egg	13
#488	red plastic oyster egg	10
#2206	red polka-dot oyster egg	1
#263	red striped oyster egg	11
#468	reverse-oscillating klystron	7
#128	ribbon candy	11
#23	ridiculous belt	3
#886	ridiculous cocktail	4
#35	ridiculous sandwich	37
#64	ridiculous sunglasses	1
#278	rigid carapace	13
#339	roboduck-on-a-string	4
#1966	robotronic egg	1
#2678	rogue swarmer	1
#25	rope with some soap on it	1
#984	rubber WWBD? bracelet	8
#765	rubber WWJD? bracelet	10
#610	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	12
#733	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	10
#129	rubber band gun	1
🥇	rxr shield	1
#155	safety vest	1
#194	salty slug	9
#2423	sandwich of the gods	1
#55	scissor duck	2
#493	scroll of drastic healing	108
#510	servomechanical torsion facilitator	6
#423	severed rocking horse head	1
#173	sewer nuggets	181
#109	shock belt	1
#318	sinister altar fragment	1
#111	six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola	2
#594	skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	3
#148	slab of sponge	2
#112	sleeping snowy owl	41
#316	sleeping stocking	9
#707	slow jam collection	5
#129	smiling rat	2
#241	smoked potsherd	2
🥉	snow belly	1
#10	snow hat	1
#346	sock monkey	8
#66	software glitch	1
#457	solid gold bowling ball	40
#272	spade necklace	21
#244	spectral pickle	67
#695	spooky bark	9
#726	spooky bicycle chain	3
#391	spooky cosmetics bag	6
#415	spooky eggnog	12
#84	spooky felt	105
#188	spooky hockey mask	8
#797	spooky sap	7
#625	spooky stuffing	9
#146	spooky toy wheel	34
#682	spork	1
#353	square CRIMBCOOKIE	4
#586	squirming egg sac	11
#995	stainless steel scarf	3
#2247	stainless steel shillelagh	1
#933	stainless steel skullcap	4
#1707	stainless steel slacks	2
#131	stainless steel solitaire	14
#1712	stainless steel suspenders	1
#944	stick of "gum"	1
#1092	stick-on-a-string	2
#71	stinky cheese ball	1
#936	stone of eXtreme power	5
#201	strawberyl	37
#173	stress ball	1
#331	string of Crimbo lights	2
#1586	string of blue beads	5
#1605	string of green beads	5
#1466	string of red beads	6
#596	stringy sinew	15
#1139	stuffed Baron von Ratsworth	36
#680	stuffed Cheshire bitten	66
#854	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	55
#973	stuffed Meat	47
#777	stuffed alien blob	9
#952	stuffed angry cow	51
#836	stuffed astral badger	58
#960	stuffed baby gravy fairy	52
#908	stuffed cocoabo	52
#1320	stuffed crazy bastard sword	3
#720	stuffed dodecapede	3
#159	stuffed doppelshifter	94
#884	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	56
#684	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	70
#1479	stuffed gray blob	8
#868	stuffed hand turkey	56
#795	stuffed key	67
#1683	stuffed martini	2
#897	stuffed mind flayer	55
#1196	stuffed mink	35
#1225	stuffed monocle	34
#1716	stuffed ninja snowman	1
#976	stuffed scary death orb	51
#560	stuffed shoulder parrot	39
#845	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	57
#490	stuffed snowy owl	84
#1042	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	49
#2369	stuffed spooky mushroom	2
#778	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	60
#965	stuffed teddy butler	47
#1039	stuffed tin of caviar	44
#807	stuffed treasure chest	64
#963	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	52
#476	stuffing	19
#553	sturdy Crimbo crate	25
#205	sub-molecular interocitor	18
#269	sucker bucket	1
#256	sucker hakama	1
#219	sucker kabuto	1
#278	sucker tachi	1
#123	sugar banana	9
#107	sugar cherry	13
#157	sugar lime	3
#105	sugar-coated pine cone	38
#402	superheated fudge	8
#1225	support cummerbund	2
#59	synthetic dog hair pill	9
#384	targeting chip	1
#322	tasket	1
#209	teddy bear	34
#548	teddy borg	16
#264	teeny-tiny ninja stars	3
#210	throwing wrench	13
🥇	time sleigh	1
#101	tiny makeup kit	1
#321	tiny ninja sword	3
#227	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	3
#513	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	14
#756	tiny plastic Axe Wound	10
#393	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	11
#354	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	12
#87	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	4
#50	tiny plastic Big Candy	5
#424	tiny plastic Black Knight	16
#315	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	13
#42	tiny plastic Boris	1
#386	tiny plastic Boss Bat	11
#108	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	4
#498	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	32
#207	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	3
#1349	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	7
#1165	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	8
#1223	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	3
#178	tiny plastic Crimbomination	3
#358	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	4
#214	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	3
#335	tiny plastic Felonia	12
#55	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	5
#414	tiny plastic G Imp	16
#669	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	11
#366	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	18
#505	tiny plastic Hellion	14
#375	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	18
#49	tiny plastic Jarlsberg	1
#434	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	10
#459	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	15
#747	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	10
#549	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	13
#646	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	11
#593	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	2
#108	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	4
#487	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	14
#408	tiny plastic Protagonist	17
#370	tiny plastic Scream Queen	4
#51	tiny plastic Sneaky Pete	1
#660	tiny plastic Spam Witch	11
#367	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	18
#49	tiny plastic Susie	1
#325	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	13
#226	tiny plastic The Man	17
#552	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	13
#1282	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	3
#501	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	14
#63	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	5
#435	tiny plastic accordion thief	10
#420	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	4
#658	tiny plastic angry bugbear	11
#544	tiny plastic angry goat	30
#500	tiny plastic anime smiley	14
#734	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	10
#544	tiny plastic astronomer	13
#551	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	30
#473	tiny plastic barrrnacle	34
#498	tiny plastic beanbat	14
#549	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	8
#477	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	33
#452	tiny plastic blooper	15
#548	tiny plastic brainsweeper	13
#655	tiny plastic briefcase bat	11
#539	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	2
#519	tiny plastic cocoabo	32
#686	tiny plastic coffee pixie	24
#52	tiny plastic colollilossus	5
#395	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	11
#531	tiny plastic cubist bull	13
#500	tiny plastic demoninja	14
#393	tiny plastic disco bandit	11
#608	tiny plastic drunk goat	12
#568	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	2
#113	tiny plastic fax machine	4
#302	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	21
#594	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	12
#456	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	15
#579	tiny plastic fruit golem	12
#426	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	36
#528	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	31
#386	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	40
#715	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	10
#438	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	4
#679	tiny plastic goth giant	11
#867	tiny plastic grue	20
#391	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	17
#1834	tiny plastic hermit	3
#107	tiny plastic hobo elf	4
#571	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	29
#700	tiny plastic killer bee	24
#733	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	10
#451	tiny plastic leprechaun	34
#582	tiny plastic levitating potato	29
#579	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	12
#535	tiny plastic mosquito	30
#579	tiny plastic mutant elf	2
#462	tiny plastic ninja snowman	16
#480	tiny plastic pastamancer	9
#678	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	25
#1815	tiny plastic sauceror	3
#519	tiny plastic scary clown	14
#592	tiny plastic seal clubber	8
#341	tiny plastic senile lihc	19
#508	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	3
#402	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	17
#587	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	12
#885	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	20
#555	tiny plastic spooky vampire	13
#473	tiny plastic stab bat	34
#399	tiny plastic star starfish	38
#201	tiny plastic stocking mimic	3
#535	tiny plastic strand of DNA	2
#1417	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	6
#405	tiny plastic taco cat	17
#325	tiny plastic topiary golem	19
#57	tiny plastic trollipop	5
#720	tiny plastic turtle tamer	7
#557	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	13
#827	tiny plastic warwelf	9
#376	tiny plastic whitesnake	18
#313	tiny plastic zmobie	20
#265	tisket	1
#491	toast	1,976
#348	tofu casserole	3
#349	tofurkey gravy	25
#357	tofurkey leg	24
#110	tofurkey nugget	2
#112	tomato daiquiri	14
#601	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	3
#192	tooth	21
#444	toothsome rock	23
#143	top	30
#753	torn hellseal sinew	1
#768	tortoise's blessing	1
#84	tourmalime	73
#106	tourmalime tourniquet	1
#1558	toy crazy train	3
#900	toy deathbot	1
#182	toy jet pack	46
#921	toy maglev monorail	1
#30	toy mercenary	160
#189	toy ray gun	55
#250	toy soldier	7
#953	toy space helmet	7
#650	toy train	3
#506	toy wheel	19
#270	traffic jam	1
#479	tree skirt	1
#293	tree-eating kite	126
#144	tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	6
#124	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	10
#139	trilobite candy mold	1
#174	trilobite fossil	29
#599	tropical paperweight	1
#94	tube of cranberry Go-Goo	3
#301	twitching claw	13
#250	unearthed potsherd	12
#308	unstable DNA	171
#1281	unstable laser battery	40
#207	unstable quark	3
#387	valuable trinket	222
#871	vampire duck-on-a-string	10
#2588	vibrating cyborg knife	1
#575	vinegar	68
#567	volcanic ash	1
🥇	wand of fudge control	1
#586	wang	1
#444	wheel	9
#791	white Canadian	1
#313	white chocolate and tomato pizza	7
#91	willowy bonnet	1
#1065	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	2
#329	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	3
#181	yam candy	1
#399	yellow candygram	1
#37	yellow drunki-bear	42
#85	yellow gummi ingot	375
#161	yellow paisley oyster egg	15
#101	yellow plastic hard hat	1
#967	yellow plastic oyster egg	6
#1329	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	1
#364	yellow striped oyster egg	7
#333	yo	29
#413	yo-yo	75
#1862	zombie pineal gland	1

Wow, that's 17,589 items total!

what items are this player missing?