| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1425 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1453 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1472 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1433 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1423 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2243 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #192 | Amulet of Yendor | 120 |
| #389 | Angry Farmer's Wife Candy | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #1046 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #1448 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #330 | BRAINS shorts | 1 |
| #29 | BRICKO airship | 1 |
| #49 | BRICKO bat | 1 |
| #499 | BRICKO brick | 1 |
| #74 | BRICKO bulwark | 1 |
| #46 | BRICKO elephant | 1 |
| #450 | BRICKO eye brick | 1 |
| #68 | BRICKO hat | 1 |
| #33 | BRICKO octopus | 1 |
| #60 | BRICKO ooze | 1 |
| #48 | BRICKO oyster | 1 |
| #64 | BRICKO pants | 1 |
| #110 | BRICKO pearl | 1 |
| #33 | BRICKO pyramid | 1 |
| #39 | BRICKO python | 1 |
| #62 | BRICKO sword | 1 |
| #54 | BRICKO trunk | 1 |
| #62 | BRICKO turtle | 1 |
| #19 | BRICKO vacuum cleaner | 1 |
| #588 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 1 |
| #456 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 4 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #759 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 1 |
| #229 | BitterSweetTarts | 1 |
| #49 | BittyCar HotCar | 1 |
| #34 | BittyCar MeatCar | 1 |
| #38 | BittyCar SoulCar | 1 |
| #567 | Blood Light | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #533 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 1 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #2317 | CRIMBCO scrip | 1 |
| #1937 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #2422 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #2423 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #61 | Chalice of the Malkovich Prince | 1 |
| #51 | ChibiBuddy™ (off) | 1 |
| #170 | Cloaca Cola Polar | 1 |
| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1235 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #66 | Comet Drop | 1 |
| #1845 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #3209 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #287 | DNOTC Box | 1 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #1537 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #1665 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #474 | Ecto-Cooler | 1 |
| #202 | Everlasting Deckswabber | 1 |
| #1169 | FDKOL commendation | 1 |
| #30 | FDKOL fire hose | 1 |
| #519 | FDKOL hotcakes | 1 |
| #61 | FDKOL tattoo | 1 |
| #1689 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #1046 | Go-Wassail | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #338 | Gummi-DNA | 1 |
| #753 | Gummi-Gnauga | 1 |
| #601 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #665 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #1192 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #118 | Interview With You (a Vampire) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #60 | Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince | 1 |
| #355 | Mesmereyes™ contact lenses | 1 |
| #977 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #835 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #887 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #746 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #980 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #995 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #576 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #914 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1004 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #948 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #957 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #2684 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #36 | Ms. Accessory | 1 |
| #632 | NPZR chemistry set | 1 |
| #134 | Necbro wafers | 1 |
| #396 | Nightstalker perfume | 1 |
| #740 | Now and Earlier | 1 |
| #111 | Oreille Divisée brandy | 1 |
| #2356 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #198 | Piddles | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #194 | Polka Pop | 1 |
| #2659 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #19 | S.L.E.I.G.H.B.E.L.L.S. | 1 |
| #50 | Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince | 1 |
| #500 | Schrödinger's thermos | 23 |
| #1318 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #536 | Silver Bullet beer | 1 |
| #921 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #667 | Sugar Cog | 1 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #63 | Sword of the Brouhaha Prince | 1 |
| #778 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 1 |
| #826 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 1 |
| #248 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier | 1 |
| #804 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #1956 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| #524 | The Cooler Out of Space | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #32 | The Necbromancer's Hat | 1 |
| #28 | The Necbromancer's Shorts | 1 |
| #38 | The Necbromancer's Stein | 1 |
| #14 | The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff | 1 |
| #301 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1400 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #1722 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #2327 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #694 | Tuesday's ruby | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #918 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 1 |
| #35 | Uncle Hobo's belt | 1 |
| #23 | Uncle Hobo's epic beard | 1 |
| #29 | Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants | 1 |
| #59 | Uncle Hobo's highest bough | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's stocking cap | 1 |
| #711 | Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2404 | Valentine | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #1953 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #333 | abandoned candy | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #124 | ammonite candy mold | 1 |
| #1017 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
| #3685 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #2610 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #116 | antimatter wad | 1 |
| #733 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #622 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #342 | antique painting of a landscape | 2 |
| #571 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #928 | antique record album | 1 |
| #586 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1195 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1089 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #519 | bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #207 | bag of airline peanuts | 134 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #73 | ballpark hot daub | 1 |
| #1146 | banana | 1 |
| #338 | banana cream pie | 1 |
| #220 | banana daiquiri | 1 |
| #654 | banana peel | 1 |
| #389 | banana smoothie | 1 |
| #208 | banana spritzer | 1 |
| #250 | banana supersucker | 1 |
| #1020 | banana-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #966 | bananagate | 1 |
| #93 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #1661 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #697 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #123 | belemnite candy mold | 1 |
| #975 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #702 | bindlestocking | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #584 | bite-me-red lipstick | 1 |
| #75 | black BRICKO brick | 1 |
| #329 | black candy heart | 31 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #192 | black sheepskin diploma | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #245 | blank fudge mold | 1 |
| #517 | blind-packed capsule toy | 1 |
| #394 | blind-packed die-cast metal toy | 1 |
| #3304 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #239 | blue glowstick | 7 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #253 | blue plastic baby | 1 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #76 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #611 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #119 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 11 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #712 | bottle of bubbles | 1 |
| #409 | bottle of fire | 1 |
| #421 | bottle of goofballs | 60 |
| #409 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #142 | bottlecap turtle | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #91 | bowl of Bounty-Os | 1 |
| #204 | box of Pokëmann band-aids | 1 |
| #218 | box of sunshine | 1,953 |
| #230 | box turtle | 1 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| #204 | breakfast mess | 1 |
| #141 | breakfast miracle | 1 |
| #2703 | brick | 1 |
| #70 | broken BRICKO brick | 1 |
| #89 | broken warbear gyrocopter | 1 |
| #447 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
| #296 | bubble-wrap simulator | 1 |
| #14 | bubble-wrap simulator (half broken) | 1 |
| #19 | bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button) | 1 |
| #12 | bubble-wrap simulator (one button left) | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #937 | bunch of bananas | 1 |
| #465 | bungle in the jungle | 1 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #713 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #247 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1817 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #2151 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #296 | can of V-11 | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #397 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #669 | candied bolts | 1 |
| #1140 | candied kobold | 1 |
| #667 | candied nuts | 1 |
| #2872 | candied yams | 1 |
| #855 | candy brain | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1999 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1855 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1751 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1810 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #80 | cardboard box turtle | 1 |
| #804 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #287 | chainsaw chain | 1 |
| #1345 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #1824 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #82 | cheap toaster | 20 |
| #72 | chitinous pod | 1 |
| #504 | chocolate bath ball | 1 |
| #555 | chocolate cigar | 1 |
| #715 | chocolate filthy lucre | 1 |
| #132 | chocolate pasta spoon | 5 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #809 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #68 | cinnamon troll doll | 1 |
| #1749 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #208 | clown hammer | 135 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #681 | colorful plastic ball | 1 |
| #879 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #1818 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #216 | corpsebite | 1 |
| #1815 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1808 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #1241 | cranberries | 1 |
| #314 | cursed scrunchie | 1 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #76 | cyborg stompin' boot | 12 |
| #666 | cymbal syrup | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #177 | defective skull | 132 |
| #1796 | delicious salad | 1 |
| #385 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #25 | depleted Grimacite astrolabe | 1 |
| #41 | depleted Grimacite grappling hook | 1 |
| #40 | depleted Grimacite gravy boat | 1 |
| #46 | depleted Grimacite hammer | 1 |
| #505 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #28 | depleted Grimacite ninja mask | 1 |
| #22 | depleted Grimacite shinguards | 1 |
| #32 | depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt | 1 |
| #1149 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #465 | drop of water-37 | 1 |
| #366 | drum of pomade | 1 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1578 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #1277 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #547 | electrical thingamabob | 1 |
| #62 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
| #1813 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #2077 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #1587 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #1397 | elven socks | 1 |
| #1910 | elven suicide capsule | 1 |
| #194 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #348 | empty agua de vida bottle | 595 |
| #2224 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 1 |
| #179 | encoder ring | 108 |
| #1390 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #2196 | evil teddy bear | 2 |
| #49 | exotic parrot egg | 1 |
| #89 | expired bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #84 | expired can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #137 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 183 |
| #289 | extra-see-thru nightie | 1 |
| #313 | extremely skinny jeans | 1 |
| #177 | fake fake vomit | 168 |
| #190 | fake hand | 136 |
| #3838 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #377 | fancy canapés | 1 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #1881 | fancy chocolate car | 1 |
| #885 | fancy dress ball | 11 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #1428 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #1174 | festive sausage | 1 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #386 | fiery wing | 1 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #39 | fire axe | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #142 | fluid of fudge-finding | 1 |
| #429 | foie gras | 1 |
| #66 | foon of fleshiness | 1 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| #739 | frigid fudgepuck | 1 |
| #576 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #152 | fruit basket | 1 |
| #236 | fruit bowl | 1 |
| #1125 | fruitcake | 15 |
| #378 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #197 | fudge cube | 1 |
| #841 | fudge lily | 1 |
| #62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #258 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #1412 | fudgecule | 1 |
| #176 | fudgecycle | 1 |
| #217 | fudgesicle | 1 |
| #322 | funhouse mirror | 1 |
| #69 | fuzzy dice | 28 |
| #301 | ghost protocol | 1 |
| #380 | ghost trap | 1 |
| #493 | ghostly body paint | 1 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #135 | giant green gummi bear | 1 |
| #173 | giant green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #134 | giant red gummi bear | 1 |
| #161 | giant red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #130 | giant yellow gummi bear | 1 |
| #169 | giant yellow gummi ingot | 1 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #2815 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #809 | gingerbread robot | 1 |
| #21 | glob of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #1493 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #366 | gloomy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #35 | gnashing teeth | 1 |
| #211 | golden plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2540 | golden ring | 5 |
| #167 | golden twig | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #70 | grape troll doll | 1 |
| #1387 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #68 | green BRICKO brick | 1 |
| #243 | green drunki-bear | 1 |
| #1007 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #1007 | green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #595 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #67 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
| #196 | gummi canary | 1 |
| #204 | gummi salamander | 1 |
| #243 | gummi snake | 1 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #183 | handful of Crotchety Pine needles | 1 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #1671 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #2511 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #1879 | herringcello | 1 |
| #41 | hibernating robot reindeer | 1 |
| #1111 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #866 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #160 | holiday log | 1 |
| #71 | holly-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #187 | homeopathic healing powder | 1 |
| #152 | hot daub | 1 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| #200 | hot stuffing | 1 |
| #1027 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #1604 | iGoogly | 1 |
| #277 | ice stein | 1 |
| #308 | imitation crab meat | 1 |
| #215 | immense cyborg hand | 11 |
| #511 | incense bath ball | 1 |
| #739 | incredibly creepy marionette | 3 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #1776 | ion grid | 1 |
| #1082 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #2795 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1294 | jar of swamp gas | 1 |
| #1861 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| #227 | jazz soap | 124 |
| #1065 | jerky coins | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #203 | joybuzzer | 137 |
| #201 | kamicorpse-ee | 1 |
| #702 | killer rag doll | 3 |
| #2374 | killing feather | 4 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #1517 | knuckle sandwich | 1 |
| #897 | kumquartz | 1 |
| #84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
| #249 | kumquat supersucker | 1 |
| #3059 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #178 | leftover Crimbo rations | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #1828 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #661 | licorice root | 1 |
| #232 | lime supersucker | 1 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #1725 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #71 | lollipop cufflinks | 1 |
| #990 | lollipop stick | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1977 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #170 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 162 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #919 | marshmallow | 1 |
| #45 | mass of wriggling tentacles | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥇 | mayfly bait necklace | 1 |
| #145 | miniature antlers | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #109 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #105 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #452 | molten brick | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #245 | mood ring | 48 |
| #1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #292 | munchies pill | 1 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #250 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #3706 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3328 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3425 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1182 | nanofiber cloth | 1 |
| #521 | necrotizing body spray | 1 |
| #1126 | night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #860 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #91 | odor extractor | 1 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #471 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #278 | oily mushroom wine | 1 |
| #2437 | oozenog | 1 |
| #848 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 1 |
| #1140 | orange glowstick | 1 |
| #556 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #1490 | oversized fish scaler | 3 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #928 | pack of pogs | 1 |
| #159 | packet of tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #1325 | pair of bolt cutters | 1 |
| #140 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
| #319 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #67 | pair of twitching claws | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #1215 | paperclip | 1 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #1304 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #206 | pear supersucker | 1 |
| #892 | pearidot | 1 |
| #1811 | penguin focaccia bread | 1 |
| #1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #178 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 140 |
| #180 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 154 |
| #787 | petit 4.1 | 1 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #1206 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #525 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #528 | plastic ingot | 1 |
| #27 | plush alielf | 1 |
| #16 | plush alien hamsterpus | 1 |
| #17 | plush dogcat | 1 |
| #16 | plush ferrelf | 1 |
| #34 | plush hamsterpus | 1 |
| #16 | plush mutated alielephant | 1 |
| #12 | plush mutated alielf | 1 |
| #1231 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
| #501 | pog #01 (spider) | 1 |
| #484 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 1 |
| #479 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 1 |
| #483 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 1 |
| #502 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 1 |
| #488 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 1 |
| #493 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 1 |
| #494 | pog #08 (hellion) | 1 |
| #492 | pog #09 (pirate) | 1 |
| #512 | pog #10 (hobo) | 1 |
| #498 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 1 |
| #1088 | poison pen | 1 |
| #1722 | polyalloy shield | 2 |
| #1607 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #1434 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #1026 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #848 | powdered candy sushi set | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #531 | press-on ribs | 1 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1512 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #215 | purple corpsel | 1 |
| #727 | purple glowstick | 1 |
| #647 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #1069 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #298 | quantum taco | 91 |
| #64 | radioactive chew toy | 1 |
| #224 | raffle prize box | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #73 | rainbow bomb | 1 |
| #100 | raspberry beret | 1 |
| #1536 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 3 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #224 | red drunki-bear | 1 |
| #994 | red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #326 | red plastic baby | 1 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #209 | red-headed corpse | 1 |
| #1109 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1653 | rigid carapace | 1 |
| #191 | roasted marshmallow | 209 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #105 | robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N. | 1 |
| #103 | robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T. | 1 |
| #105 | robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D. | 1 |
| #98 | robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R. | 1 |
| #130 | robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R. | 1 |
| #114 | robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R. | 1 |
| #17 | robot reindeer protocol O.L.I.V.E. | 1 |
| #150 | robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R. | 1 |
| #102 | robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H. | 1 |
| #106 | robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N. | 1 |
| #1621 | robotronic egg | 6 |
| #1430 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #2487 | rogue swarmer | 7 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #184 | rubber emo roe | 162 |
| #981 | salamander spleen | 1 |
| #2409 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #2397 | sawblade fragment | 8 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #128 | shimmering rainbow sand | 4 |
| #10 | shiny butcherknife | 116 |
| #228 | silver shotgun shell | 1 |
| #252 | single-serving herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #318 | sinister altar fragment | 1 |
| #190 | six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #146 | sleazy fairy gravy | 1 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #806 | sleeping stocking | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #493 | smoking grass | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #370 | sorority brain | 1 |
| #271 | space jam | 1 |
| #70 | space jam toast | 1 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1391 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #790 | spectre scepter | 41 |
| #3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1890 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1571 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #1768 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #358 | spork | 4 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #106 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #1026 | stick | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #224 | strawberry supersucker | 1 |
| #917 | strawberyl | 1 |
| #77 | strawberyl necklace | 1 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #1930 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #5197 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 6 |
| #3983 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 10 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #4827 | stuffed angry cow | 7 |
| #4917 | stuffed astral badger | 7 |
| #6358 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3662 | stuffed cocoabo | 11 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #5307 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 6 |
| #4589 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 8 |
| #2983 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #4303 | stuffed hand turkey | 9 |
| #4572 | stuffed mind flayer | 8 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4617 | stuffed scary death orb | 8 |
| #4025 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 10 |
| #5596 | stuffed snowy owl | 5 |
| #5799 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #4556 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 8 |
| #7007 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #1711 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #1050 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #801 | sucker scaffold | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #595 | sugar-coated pine cone | 1 |
| #787 | superheated fudge | 1 |
| #898 | sweet mochi ball | 1 |
| #682 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #1153 | synthetic stuffing | 1 |
| #321 | tasket | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #1434 | theoretical string | 1 |
| #361 | thermos of brew | 1 |
| #325 | throwing bone | 1 |
| #1444 | throwing wrench | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #949 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #933 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #598 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #629 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #924 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #944 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #945 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #564 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #441 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 16 |
| #207 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 21 |
| #346 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 19 |
| #446 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 10 |
| #371 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 7 |
| #169 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 13 |
| #441 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 10 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #423 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 16 |
| #344 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 12 |
| #308 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 13 |
| #372 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 3 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #201 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 20 |
| #1126 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 16 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 9 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1679 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 5 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #462 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 9 |
| #333 | tiny plastic Felonia | 12 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #336 | tiny plastic G Imp | 19 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #378 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 18 |
| #430 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 16 |
| #287 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 15 |
| #613 | tiny plastic Hellion | 12 |
| #434 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 16 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 14 |
| #353 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 18 |
| #537 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 13 |
| #605 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 12 |
| #817 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 9 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #247 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 17 |
| #714 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 10 |
| #328 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 20 |
| #400 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 6 |
| #487 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 2 |
| #363 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 12 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #593 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 12 |
| #535 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 13 |
| #803 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 6 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #441 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 16 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 10 |
| #602 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 12 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 8 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #280 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 23 |
| #1849 | tiny plastic angry goat | 10 |
| #338 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 13 |
| #499 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 14 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #835 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 9 |
| #544 | tiny plastic astronomer | 13 |
| #1999 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 9 |
| #1131 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 16 |
| #174 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 22 |
| #456 | tiny plastic beanbat | 15 |
| #267 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 16 |
| #269 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 16 |
| #268 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 16 |
| #1275 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 4 |
| #186 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 22 |
| #133 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 28 |
| #1640 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 11 |
| #405 | tiny plastic blooper | 16 |
| #546 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 13 |
| #416 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 16 |
| #195 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 22 |
| #231 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 18 |
| #242 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 18 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1116 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 16 |
| #1655 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 11 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #556 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 8 |
| #371 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 18 |
| #578 | tiny plastic demoninja | 12 |
| #608 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 8 |
| #279 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 23 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 21 |
| #825 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 9 |
| #233 | tiny plastic fire servant | 10 |
| #663 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 11 |
| #70 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 12 |
| #1824 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 10 |
| #1197 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 15 |
| #2018 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 9 |
| #364 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 18 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #361 | tiny plastic goth giant | 18 |
| #1131 | tiny plastic grue | 16 |
| #390 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 17 |
| #844 | tiny plastic hermit | 6 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1394 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 13 |
| #256 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 16 |
| #1771 | tiny plastic killer bee | 10 |
| #404 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 17 |
| #2003 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 9 |
| #1515 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 12 |
| #336 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 19 |
| #351 | tiny plastic moneybee | 12 |
| #1043 | tiny plastic mosquito | 17 |
| #372 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 12 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #293 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 23 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 4 |
| #271 | tiny plastic peacannon | 9 |
| #1639 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 11 |
| #2638 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #289 | tiny plastic scary clown | 22 |
| #695 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 7 |
| #310 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 21 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 17 |
| #304 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 8 |
| #1043 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 7 |
| #1297 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 14 |
| #504 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 14 |
| #1382 | tiny plastic stab bat | 13 |
| #857 | tiny plastic star starfish | 20 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #534 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 2 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1081 | tiny plastic taco cat | 7 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #261 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 9 |
| #378 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 17 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #1827 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 3 |
| #280 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 23 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #721 | tiny plastic warwelf | 10 |
| #576 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 12 |
| #421 | tiny plastic zmobie | 16 |
| #263 | tisket | 1 |
| #266 | toe jam | 1 |
| #58 | toe jam toast | 1 |
| #2809 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #160 | tofurkey nugget | 1 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #393 | toothbrush | 1 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #768 | tortoise's blessing | 1 |
| #908 | tourmalime | 1 |
| #106 | tourmalime tourniquet | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #1592 | toy hoverpad | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #1822 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #270 | traffic jam | 1 |
| #60 | traffic jam toast | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1783 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #139 | trilobite candy mold | 1 |
| #922 | trilobite fossil | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #223 | tube of cranberry Go-Goo | 1 |
| #1650 | twitching claw | 1 |
| #2308 | unstable DNA | 1 |
| #2571 | unstable laser battery | 9 |
| #241 | unused walkie-talkie | 1 |
| #170 | useless powder | 1,163 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #551 | vibrating cyborg knife | 10 |
| #2758 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| 🥈 | walkie-talkie | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #189 | warbear LP-ROM burner | 1 |
| #342 | warbear accoutrements chunk | 1 |
| #186 | warbear auto-anvil | 1 |
| #106 | warbear badge | 1 |
| #479 | warbear battery | 1 |
| #9 | warbear battle greaves | 1 |
| #6 | warbear bearserker greaves | 1 |
| #166 | warbear bearserker mead | 1 |
| #252 | warbear bearserker potion | 1 |
| #436 | warbear beeping telegram | 1 |
| #169 | warbear blizzard mead | 1 |
| 🥇 | warbear breakfast machine | 1 |
| #293 | warbear breakfast machine assembler | 1 |
| #6 | warbear ceremonial party pants | 1 |
| #188 | warbear chemistry lab | 1 |
| #308 | warbear drone assembler | 1 |
| #42 | warbear drone codes | 1 |
| 🥉 | warbear electric long johns | 1 |
| #5 | warbear electric warscarf | 1 |
| #4 | warbear electro-spiked helm | 1 |
| #297 | warbear empathy chip | 1 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #200 | warbear energy bracers | 1 |
| #196 | warbear exhaust manifold | 1 |
| #189 | warbear exo-arm | 1 |
| #8 | warbear fancy fedora | 1 |
| #197 | warbear feasting bread | 1 |
| #190 | warbear feasting mead | 1 |
| #8 | warbear feathered fedora | 1 |
| #4 | warbear fleece-lined long johns | 1 |
| #7 | warbear fleece-lined warscarf | 1 |
| #211 | warbear foil hat | 1 |
| #10 | warbear goggles | 1 |
| #167 | warbear gyro | 1 |
| #384 | warbear gyrocopter | 1 |
| #5 | warbear heated ushanka | 1 |
| #340 | warbear helm fragment | 1 |
| #6 | warbear high festival pants | 1 |
| #193 | warbear high-efficiency still | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #169 | warbear induction oven | 1 |
| #180 | warbear jackhammer drill press | 1 |
| #199 | warbear laser beacon | 1 |
| #13 | warbear laser bowtie | 1 |
| #6 | warbear lined ushanka | 1 |
| #94 | warbear liquid lasers | 1 |
| #273 | warbear liquid overcoat | 1 |
| #8 | warbear long johns | 1 |
| #436 | warbear metalworking primer | 1 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #6 | warbear nuclear bowtie | 1 |
| 🥇 | warbear officer greaves | 1 |
| #217 | warbear officer requisition box | 1 |
| #198 | warbear oil pan | 1 |
| #8 | warbear party pants | 1 |
| #9 | warbear plain fedora | 1 |
| #6 | warbear plain helm | 1 |
| #7 | warbear plain ushanka | 1 |
| #6 | warbear plasma bowtie | 1 |
| #9 | warbear polarized goggles | 1 |
| #423 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 1 |
| #87 | warbear rejuvenation potion | 1 |
| #382 | warbear requisition box | 1 |
| #422 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 1 |
| #433 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 1 |
| #10 | warbear snowblindness goggles | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear soda machine | 1 |
| #298 | warbear soda machine assembler | 1 |
| #5 | warbear spiked helm | 1 |
| #87 | warbear superpotion | 1 |
| #156 | warbear thermoregulator bread | 1 |
| #345 | warbear trouser fragment | 1 |
| #273 | warbear wardance potion | 1 |
| #134 | warbear warrior bread | 1 |
| #12 | warbear warscarf | 1 |
| #650 | warbear whosit | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #485 | whisker pencil | 1 |
| #176 | whoopie cushion | 160 |
| #242 | wind-up chattering teeth | 122 |
| #830 | wind-up meatcar | 1 |
| #93 | wings of fire | 1 |
| #613 | witch hat | 1 |
| #1220 | wooden block | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #82 | wriggling tentacle | 1 |
| #214 | x-ray specs | 104 |
| #176 | yam candy | 1 |
| #229 | yellow drunki-bear | 1 |
| #740 | yellow glowstick | 1 |
| #1011 | yellow gummi ingot | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #171 | yellow snowcone | 172 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #104 | your own black heart | 1 |