| #773 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
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| #114 | 1.21 jigawatts | 1 |
| #72 | 100-Watt bulb | 1 |
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| #1223 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #933 | 334 scroll | 1 |
| #1113 | 4-ball | 2 |
| #442 | 4-dimensional guitar | 1 |
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| #1436 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1426 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #262 | 64067 scroll | 1 |
| #394 | 668 scroll | 1 |
| #922 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1116 | 7-ball | 2 |
| #50 | 7-inch discus | 1 |
| #2244 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #626 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #785 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #275 | Alewife™ Ale | 1 |
| #760 | Amulet of Yendor | 19 |
| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #2096 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #392 | Angry Farmer's Wife Candy | 1 |
| #296 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| #232 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #4297 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #614 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 1 |
| #222 | Bash-Ōs cereal | 2 |
| #286 | Ben-Gal™ Balm | 1 |
| #85 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 29 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #759 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 1 |
| #412 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #180 | Black Body™ spray | 1 |
| #773 | Black No. 2 | 1 |
| #748 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 1 |
| #587 | Blatantly Canadian | 1 |
| #343 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 1 |
| #424 | Boris's key lime pie | 1 |
| #925 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #1741 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #1010 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 1 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
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| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #183 | C.H.U.M. lantern | 1 |
| #85 | Can-Can skirt | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #444 | Cherry Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #118 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #82 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #88 | Choker of the Ultragoth | 1 |
| #220 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #1731 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #959 | Cloaca-Cola | 15 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
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| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1237 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #264 | Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce | 1 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #232 | Connery's Elixir of Audacity | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #481 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1850 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #752 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #3213 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #1418 | Crown of the Goblin King | 15 |
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| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #443 | Diet Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #455 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #235 | Divine | 2 |
| #536 | Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment | 1 |
| #737 | Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir | 1 |
| #211 | Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent | 1 |
| #427 | Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm | 1 |
| #190 | Dogsgotnonoz pills | 1 |
| #1139 | Dolphin King's crown | 3 |
| #982 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 1 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #537 | Dramatic™ range | 1 |
| #2742 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #1124 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 29 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #92 | Earring of Fire | 1 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #654 | Elf Farm Raffle ticket | 1 |
| #497 | Elfin shortbread | 1 |
| #469 | Elmley shades | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #72 | Elvish sunglasses | 1 |
| #1165 | Ent cider | 1 |
| #119 | Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium | 1 |
| #1007 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #194 | Ferrigno's Elixir of Power | 2 |
| #1688 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #512 | Frat Army FGF | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #214 | Frogade | 1 |
| #126 | Frost™ brand sword | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #607 | Gaia beads | 1 |
| #277 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #461 | Genalen™ Bottle | 1 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #185 | Gnollish autoplunger | 1 |
| #257 | Gnollish casserole dish | 1 |
| #789 | Gnollish flyswatter | 1 |
| #594 | Gnollish pie server | 1 |
| #672 | Gnollish pie tin | 1 |
| #725 | Gnollish plunger | 1 |
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| #679 | Gnollish toolbox | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #236 | Gordon Bennett | 1 |
| #340 | Gummi-DNA | 1 |
| #755 | Gummi-Gnauga | 1 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #131 | Hatorade | 1 |
| #154 | Hell broth | 1 |
| #613 | Hell ramen | 1 |
| #109 | Himalayan Hidalgo sauce | 1 |
| #669 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #26 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 2 |
| #134 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #61 | Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace | 1 |
| #95 | Ice-Cold Beer Ring | 1 |
| #56 | Ice-Cold Beerring | 1 |
| #679 | Iiti Kitty phone charm | 1 |
| #1868 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #209 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
| #204 | Jarlsberg's key lime | 1 |
| #396 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 1 |
| #870 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 1 |
| #691 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #1016 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 1 |
| #54 | Kentucky-fried meat staff | 1 |
| #107 | Kentucky-style derby | 1 |
| #127 | Kevlar balloon | 1 |
| #837 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #227 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
| #990 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1052 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #183 | Knob Goblin eyedrops | 1 |
| #1208 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 1 |
| #1006 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #164 | Knob Goblin learning pill | 1 |
| #1091 | Knob Goblin love potion | 1 |
| #628 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| #459 | Knob Goblin melon baller | 2 |
| #190 | Knob Goblin nasal spray | 1 |
| #1046 | Knob Goblin pants | 1 |
| #738 | Knob Goblin perfume | 1 |
| #315 | Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray | 1 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #826 | Knob Goblin seltzer | 1 |
| #131 | Knob Goblin sharpening spray | 1 |
| #746 | Knob Goblin spatula | 1 |
| #941 | Knob Goblin steroids | 1 |
| #163 | Knob Goblin stink bomb | 1 |
| #735 | Knob Goblin superseltzer | 1 |
| #1117 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #892 | Knob Goblin visor | 1 |
| #152 | Knob Kitchen grab-bag | 1 |
| #171 | Knob lo mein | 1 |
| #821 | Knob mushroom | 1 |
| #342 | Knob pasty | 1 |
| #646 | Knob sausage | 1 |
| #122 | Knob sausage stir-fry | 1 |
| #130 | Knob shroomkabob | 1 |
| #136 | Knob stir-fry | 1 |
| #193 | Knob stroganoff | 1 |
| #351 | Knob stuffed shells | 1 |
| #132 | Knoll lo mein | 1 |
| #1015 | Knoll mushroom | 1 |
| #491 | Knoll shroomkabob | 1 |
| #111 | Knoll stir-fry | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #1063 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #525 | Lockenstock™ sandals | 1 |
| #3359 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 2 |
| #969 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 1 |
| #723 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #1199 | M-242 | 1 |
| #216 | MSG | 1 |
| #438 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #1758 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #308 | Mae West | 1 |
| #262 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #400 | Manetwich | 1 |
| #258 | Mariner's Friend cough drops | 1 |
| #851 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #694 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #530 | McMillicancuddy's Special Lager | 1 |
| #403 | Meat detector | 1 |
| #131 | Meat maid | 1 |
| #1109 | Meleegra™ pills | 1 |
| #172 | Mer-kin foodbucket | 1 |
| #175 | Mer-kin healscroll | 1 |
| #140 | Mer-kin hidepaint | 1 |
| #184 | Mer-kin hookspear | 1 |
| #192 | Mer-kin killscroll | 1 |
| #105 | Mer-kin pinkslip | 1 |
| #111 | Mer-kin pressureglobe | 1 |
| #131 | Mer-kin sneakmask | 1 |
| #191 | Mer-kin takebag | 1 |
| #162 | Mer-kin thingpouch | 1 |
| #1134 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #1139 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #2245 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #987 | Mohawk wig | 1 |
| #348 | Mon Tiki | 1 |
| #231 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #92 | Morlock's Mark Bourbon | 1 |
| #1001 | Mountain Stream soda | 1 |
| #462 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 2 |
| #2682 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #72 | Mudflap-Girl Earring | 1 |
| #65 | Mudflap-Girl Necklace | 1 |
| #85 | Mudflap-Girl Ring | 1 |
| #182 | Mylar balloon | 1 |
| #158 | ND | 1 |
| #374 | NG | 1 |
| #283 | Nardz energy beverage | 1 |
| #246 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #472 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #287 | Neuromancer | 1 |
| #128 | New Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #526 | Newbiesport™ tent | 1 |
| #86 | Nose Ring of Putrescence | 1 |
| #741 | Now and Earlier | 1 |
| #508 | Oil of Parrrlay | 1 |
| #216 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #843 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #793 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #309 | Orcish meat locker | 1 |
| #111 | Oreille Divisée brandy | 1 |
| #612 | PADL Phone | 1 |
| #292 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #66 | Pendant of Fire | 1 |
| #887 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 1 |
| #618 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 1 |
| #780 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #233 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #175 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #266 | Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit | 1 |
| #54 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 3 |
| #476 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #63 | Putrid Pendant | 1 |
| #470 | Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit | 1 |
| #283 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #211 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #940 | Ram's Face Lager | 1 |
| #422 | Regular Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #1463 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #100 | Ring of Fire | 1 |
| #100 | Ring of the Sewer Snake | 1 |
| #2658 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #87 | S.T.L.T. | 1 |
| #700 | SPF 451 lip balm | 2 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #1319 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #975 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #210 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #471 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #618 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #734 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 1 |
| #399 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 1 |
| #727 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #1109 | Spam Witch sammich | 1 |
| #129 | Spirit Precipice | 1 |
| 🥉 | Spooky Putty leotard | 1 |
| #922 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #478 | Spooky-Gro fertilizer | 1 |
| #1452 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #643 | Steal This Candy | 1 |
| #668 | Sugar Cog | 1 |
| #947 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #172 | Super Magic Power Sword X | 1 |
| #736 | Supernova Champagne | 1 |
| #506 | Swabbie™ swab | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #1954 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| #136 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #852 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #217 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #101 | The Ring | 1 |
| #32 | The Six-Pack of Pain | 3 |
| #207 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #216 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #562 | Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste | 1 |
| #936 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #1306 | Trollhouse cookies | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #694 | Tuesday's ruby | 1 |
| #757 | Typical Tavern swill | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #709 | Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix | 1 |
| #72 | Unspeakable Earring | 1 |
| #1526 | Valentine | 6 |
| #228 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #118 | Venus flytrap | 2 |
| #237 | WA | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #66 | Wand of Oscus | 2 |
| #1106 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 1 |
| #477 | White Citadel burger | 1 |
| #430 | White Citadel fries | 1 |
| #1955 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #227 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #348 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 1 |
| #2955 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1 |
| #614 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #365 | a butt tuba | 1 |
| #564 | a little sump'm sump'm | 2 |
| #335 | abandoned candy | 1 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #503 | accidental cider | 1 |
| #1006 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #821 | adder bladder | 1 |
| #91 | albatross necklace | 1 |
| #705 | all-purpose cleaner | 1 |
| #129 | all-purpose flower | 1 |
| #116 | alpha-mail pants | 1 |
| #621 | alphabet gum | 1 |
| #127 | amber aviator shades | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #657 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 1 |
| #219 | ancient cursed foot locker | 1 |
| #637 | ancient frozen dinner | 1 |
| #671 | ancient protein powder | 1 |
| #533 | ancient spice | 1 |
| #2948 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| #610 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 1 |
| #142 | anemone nematocyst | 1 |
| #678 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1081 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #631 | ant agonist | 1 |
| #270 | ant hoe | 1 |
| #255 | ant pick | 1 |
| #251 | ant pitchfork | 1 |
| #283 | ant rake | 1 |
| #260 | ant sickle | 1 |
| #483 | anti-anti-antidote | 1 |
| #1061 | anticheese | 1 |
| #375 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 1 |
| #886 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #730 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #895 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #496 | antique packet of ketchup | 1 |
| #905 | antique shield | 1 |
| #946 | antique spear | 1 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #484 | armgun | 1 |
| #854 | arrrgyle socks | 1 |
| #433 | asbestos apron | 1 |
| #435 | asbestos crossbow | 1 |
| #122 | asbestos helmet turtle | 1 |
| #73 | asbestos meat stack | 1 |
| #1105 | asbestos ore | 1 |
| #387 | asbestos staff | 1 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #1079 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #140 | asparagus lo mein | 1 |
| #125 | asparagus stir-fry | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #642 | asshat | 1 |
| #1193 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #848 | atomic vector plotter | 2 |
| #106 | automatic catapult | 1 |
| #1920 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #358 | bätzle | 1 |
| #185 | baby cuddlefish | 1 |
| #1849 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #183 | babycakes | 1 |
| #2450 | baconstone | 1 |
| #352 | baconstone bracelet | 1 |
| #185 | baconstone earring | 1 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #2858 | badass belt | 16 |
| #950 | bag of Cheat-Os | 1 |
| #748 | bag of airline peanuts | 37 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #430 | balaclava | 1 |
| #632 | balaclava baklava | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #305 | balloon helmet | 1 |
| #1029 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #311 | balloon sword | 1 |
| #629 | ballroom blintz | 1 |
| #197 | bamboo bokuto | 1 |
| #1145 | banana | 1 |
| #337 | banana cream pie | 1 |
| #220 | banana daiquiri | 1 |
| #654 | banana peel | 1 |
| #389 | banana smoothie | 1 |
| #208 | banana spritzer | 1 |
| #819 | banana-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #218 | banjo strings | 1 |
| #1234 | bar skin | 1 |
| #962 | barbed-wire fence | 1 |
| #305 | bargain flash powder | 1 |
| #2126 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #73 | barskin buckler | 1 |
| #110 | barskin cloak | 1 |
| #367 | barskin hat | 1 |
| #88 | barskin loincloth | 1 |
| #186 | barskin tent | 1 |
| #49 | bartender skull | 1 |
| #197 | bartender-in-the-box | 1 |
| #67 | bartender-skull-in-the-box | 1 |
| #900 | baseball | 1 |
| #98 | basic meat fez | 1 |
| #59 | basic meat foon | 1 |
| #144 | basic meat helmet | 1 |
| #100 | basic meat kilt | 1 |
| #129 | basic meat pants | 1 |
| #86 | basic meat skirt | 1 |
| #151 | basic meat spork | 1 |
| #114 | basic meat staff | 1 |
| #144 | basic meat sword | 1 |
| #940 | bat guano | 1 |
| #231 | bat haggis | 1 |
| #89 | bat hat | 1 |
| #1017 | bat wing | 1 |
| #216 | bat wing kabob | 1 |
| #144 | bat wing stir-fry | 1 |
| #167 | bat-ass leather jacket | 1 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #783 | batblade | 1 |
| #1172 | batgut | 1 |
| #1660 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #227 | battered hubcap | 1 |
| #28 | battered old top-hat | 1 |
| #397 | bazookafish bubble gum | 1 |
| #680 | beach glass bead | 1 |
| #287 | beach glass necklace | 1 |
| #267 | bean burrito | 1 |
| #282 | beanbag chair | 1 |
| #455 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| #430 | bed of coals | 2 |
| #232 | beefy fish meat | 1 |
| #138 | beer basted brat | 1 |
| #967 | beer bomb | 1 |
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| #254 | beer goggles | 1 |
| #671 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #723 | beer lens | 1 |
| #117 | beer-a-pult | 1 |
| #787 | beertini | 1 |
| #416 | begpwnia | 1 |
| #690 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #233 | bejeweled accordion strap | 1 |
| #745 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #1063 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #241 | bellhop bell | 1 |
| #88 | berry-infused sake | 1 |
| #41 | bezoar ring | 1 |
| #1022 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #347 | big bad voodoo mask | 1 |
| #394 | big bass drum | 1 |
| #381 | big boom | 1 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #474 | big rock | 1 |
| #210 | big stick | 1 |
| #40 | big stirring stick | 2 |
| #117 | bigger stick | 1 |
| #801 | bilge wine | 1 |
| #103 | bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #377 | bird rib | 1 |
| #1498 | bit of clingfilm | 1 |
| #650 | bit-o-cactus | 1 |
| #589 | black & tan | 1 |
| #89 | black belt | 1 |
| #681 | black candy heart | 4 |
| #202 | black cherry soda | 1 |
| #86 | black cowboy hat | 1 |
| #351 | black eyedrops | 2 |
| #188 | black facepaint | 1 |
| #669 | black forest cake | 1 |
| #552 | black forest ham | 1 |
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| #694 | black helmet | 1 |
| #389 | black kettle drum | 1 |
| #798 | black paisley oyster egg | 6 |
| #611 | black pension check | 1 |
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| #461 | black picnic basket | 1 |
| #1047 | black pixel | 1 |
| #1131 | black plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #522 | black pudding | 2 |
| #193 | black sheepskin diploma | 1 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #851 | black snake skin | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #726 | black sword | 1 |
| #920 | black-and-blue light | 1 |
| #892 | blackberry | 1 |
| #269 | blackberry combat boots | 1 |
| #221 | blackberry moccasins | 1 |
| #151 | blackberry polite | 1 |
| #226 | blackberry slippers | 1 |
| #114 | blended frozen swill | 2 |
| #198 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 1 |
| #3303 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1653 | blood flower | 1 |
| #290 | blood of the Wereseal | 1 |
| #316 | blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #1035 | bloody beer | 1 |
| #963 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #621 | bloody mary | 1 |
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| #716 | comfy coffin | 1 |
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| #738 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 1 |
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| #223 | cordial of concentration | 1 |
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| #540 | creamsicle | 1 |
| #75 | crossbow string | 8 |
| #706 | crowbarrr | 1 |
| #523 | cruelty-free wine | 1 |
| #597 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
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| #403 | curmudgel | 1 |
| #487 | cursed black pearl onion | 1 |
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| #418 | cursed cannonball | 1 |
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| #431 | cursed voodoo skull | 1 |
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| #1826 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #268 | cyclops eyedrops | 1 |
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| #585 | dance card | 1 |
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| #923 | demon skin | 1 |
| #97 | demon whip | 1 |
| #134 | demon-horned hat | 1 |
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| #375 | denim axe | 1 |
| #1267 | dense meat stack | 1 |
| #84 | dense meat sword | 1 |
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| #74 | dew yoana salacious lei | 1 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
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| #597 | didgeridooka | 1 |
| #376 | digital key lime pie | 1 |
| #1622 | dill | 1 |
| #71 | dinged-up triangle | 1 |
| #209 | dingy planks | 1 |
| #481 | dire fudgesicle | 1 |
| #1096 | dirty hobo gloves | 1 |
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| #985 | distilled fortified wine | 1 |
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| #1852 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #548 | divine blowout | 1 |
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| #478 | divine cracker | 1 |
| #547 | divine noisemaker | 1 |
| #113 | diving muff | 1 |
| #656 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #356 | dope wheels | 1 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #813 | drab sonata | 1 |
| #930 | draggin' ball hat | 1 |
| #90 | dragonfish caviar | 2 |
| #373 | dreadlock whip | 1 |
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| #1139 | dry noodles | 1 |
| #213 | dry vodka martini | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #516 | ducha de oro | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #468 | dull fish scale | 1 |
| #554 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 1 |
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| #1041 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 1 |
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| #1015 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 1 |
| #1281 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #399 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| #114 | eXtreme meat crossbow | 1 |
| #138 | eXtreme meat sword | 1 |
| #895 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #229 | eXtreme nose ring | 1 |
| #854 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
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| #503 | effluvious emerald | 1 |
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| #1811 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
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| #194 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #1117 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 1 |
| #666 | empty meat tank | 1 |
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| #540 | energy drink IV | 1 |
| #1145 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #734 | enormous belt buckle | 1 |
| #477 | enormous hoop earring | 1 |
| #237 | escargotsicle | 1 |
| #254 | especially salty dog | 1 |
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| #191 | evil teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| #145 | exotic orchid | 1 |
| #405 | exploding hacky-sack | 1 |
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| #143 | extra-fancy ring setting | 1 |
| #746 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #436 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 2 |
| #470 | extra-strength strongness elixir | 1 |
| #432 | eye of newt | 18 |
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| #322 | fettucini Inconnu | 1 |
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| #506 | filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") | 1 |
| #86 | filigreed hamethyst earring | 1 |
| #82 | filigreed hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #106 | filigreed hamethyst ring | 1 |
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| #498 | flamin' bindle | 1 |
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| #886 | flaming mushroom | 1 |
| #321 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
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| #619 | flange | 1 |
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| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
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| #74 | flask of Gnomochloric acid | 1 |
| #445 | flat dough | 1 |
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| #789 | flirtatious feather | 1 |
| #987 | floaty sand | 1 |
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| #383 | flowing hippy skirt | 1 |
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| #163 | flytrap pellet | 1 |
| #497 | foam noodle | 1 |
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| #791 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
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| #99 | football helmet | 1 |
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| #323 | frat brats | 1 |
| #578 | frayed rope belt | 1 |
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| #449 | fricasseed brains | 1 |
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| #428 | frilly shirt | 1 |
| #825 | frilly skirt | 1 |
| #198 | frostbite-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #576 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #706 | frozen banquet | 1 |
| #810 | frozen feather | 1 |
| #827 | frozen mushroom | 1 |
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| #236 | fruit bowl | 1 |
| #2467 | fruitcake | 3 |
| #209 | fruitfilm | 1 |
| #132 | fruity girl swill | 1 |
| #186 | fry-oil-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #149 | full meat tank | 1 |
| #158 | funky brass fez | 1 |
| #782 | funky dried mushroom | 1 |
| #540 | furniture dolly | 1 |
| #1456 | furry fur | 1 |
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| #427 | furry pants | 1 |
| #67 | furry skirt | 1 |
| #604 | fuzzbump | 1 |
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| #641 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
| #83 | ganger bandana | 1 |
| #196 | garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #661 | gas balloon | 1 |
| #600 | gator skin | 1 |
| #614 | gauze garter | 1 |
| #121 | gauze hammock | 1 |
| #183 | gauze shorts | 1 |
| #696 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #1921 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #551 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #982 | ghuol ears | 1 |
| #1350 | ghuol egg | 1 |
| #556 | ghuol egg quiche | 1 |
| #995 | ghuol guolash | 1 |
| #257 | ghuol-ear kabob | 1 |
| #386 | giant cactus quill | 1 |
| #78 | giant cheesestick | 1 |
| #1640 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1516 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #135 | giant driftwood sculpture | 1 |
| #563 | giant foam finger | 1 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #642 | giant moxie weed | 1 |
| #1254 | giant needle | 1 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #132 | gibson | 1 |
| #196 | gilded ancient cursed chest | 1 |
| #275 | gimlet | 1 |
| #129 | gin and tonic | 1 |
| #3939 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #608 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #2813 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #209 | gingham blouse | 1 |
| #89 | glass gnoll eye | 1 |
| #896 | glass of goat's milk | 1 |
| #47 | glimmering buzzard feather | 1 |
| #64 | glimmering great tit feather | 1 |
| #46 | glimmering penguin feather | 1 |
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| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #1908 | useless powder | 1 |
| #2411 | valuable trinket | 1 |
| #667 | vampire collar | 1 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #47 | vampire pearl earring | 1 |
| #44 | vampire pearl necklace | 1 |
| #45 | vampire pearl ring | 1 |
| #53 | velcro broadsword | 1 |
| #35 | velcro paddle ball | 1 |
| #51 | very large caltrop | 1 |
| #79 | vial of Gnomochloric acid | 1 |
| #2588 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #1042 | viking helmet | 1 |
| #1642 | vinegar | 1 |
| #647 | vinegar-soaked lemon slice | 1 |
| #639 | vodka and cranberry | 1 |
| #127 | vodka and tonic | 1 |
| #101 | vodka gibson | 1 |
| #465 | vodka martini | 1 |
| #258 | vodka stratocaster | 1 |
| #141 | volleyball | 1 |
| #600 | voodoo snuff | 1 |
| #895 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #1098 | wad of dough | 1 |
| #695 | wad of tofu | 1 |
| #687 | walrus-tusk earring | 1 |
| #586 | wang | 1 |
| #510 | war tongs | 1 |
| #631 | warm mushroom | 1 |
| #940 | water pipe bomb | 1 |
| #474 | water wings | 1 |
| #179 | water-polo cap | 1 |
| #37 | waterlogged bootstraps | 1 |
| #42 | wedge of gray cheese | 1 |
| #78 | weegee sqouija | 1 |
| #126 | wet stew | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #220 | whip kit | 1 |
| #443 | whiskey and cola | 3 |
| #411 | whiskey and soda | 1 |
| #104 | whiskey bittersweet | 1 |
| #513 | whiskey sour | 2 |
| #791 | white Canadian | 1 |
| #222 | white Xanadian | 1 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
| #1160 | white candy heart | 1 |
| #871 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 1 |
| #89 | white chocolate chip brownies | 1 |
| #740 | white chocolate chip cookies | 1 |
| #957 | white chocolate chips | 1 |
| #586 | white collar | 1 |
| #602 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |
| #1010 | white lightning | 2 |
| #803 | white picket fence | 1 |
| #1026 | white pixel | 1 |
| #416 | white rice | 1 |
| #809 | white satin pants | 1 |
| #581 | white satin shield | 1 |
| #1058 | white snake skin | 1 |
| #122 | white snakeskin duster | 1 |
| #853 | white sword | 1 |
| #88 | white whip | 1 |
| #118 | wholeberd | 1 |
| #602 | whoopie cushion | 51 |
| #512 | wicker shield | 1 |
| #88 | wiffle-flail | 1 |
| #665 | wind-up chattering teeth | 45 |
| #814 | windchimes | 1 |
| #415 | wine spritzer | 1 |
| #1131 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #615 | witch hat | 1 |
| #566 | witty rapier | 1 |
| #1245 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #364 | wooden axe | 1 |
| #529 | wooden block | 5 |
| #191 | wooden figurine | 1 |
| #102 | wooden salad bowl | 1 |
| #811 | wooden stakes | 1 |
| #595 | wool hat | 1 |
| #61 | woolen cravat | 1 |
| #553 | worn tophat | 1 |
| #895 | worthless gewgaw | 1 |
| #1041 | worthless knick-knack | 1 |
| #784 | worthless trinket | 1 |
| #589 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #82 | wriggling tentacle | 1 |
| #1046 | wussiness potion | 1 |
| #621 | x-ray specs | 28 |
| #176 | yak anorak | 1 |
| #354 | yak skin | 1 |
| #80 | yak toupee | 1 |
| #118 | yak whip | 1 |
| #109 | yakskin buckler | 1 |
| #80 | yakskin kilt | 1 |
| #106 | yakskin pants | 1 |
| #63 | yakskin skirt | 1 |
| #180 | yam candy | 1 |
| #228 | ye olde golde frontes | 1 |
| #336 | yellow brick road | 1 |
| #1184 | yellow candy heart | 2 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #101 | yellow plastic hard hat | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #815 | yellow snowcone | 38 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1736 | yeti fur | 1 |
| #1803 | yo | 2 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #606 | yohohoyo | 1 |
| #201 | yummy death watch beetle | 1 |
| #51 | zen motorcycle | 1 |
| #117 | zmobie | 2 |