Museum :: GpHerder

GpHerder

Rank	Item	Quantity
#124	"DRINK ME" potion	320
#46	"Remember the Trees" Shirt	30
#74	"meat" stick	6
#912	1-ball	3
#956	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	2
#851	2-ball	3
#481	3-ball	9
#795	30669 scroll	3
#828	33398 scroll	6
#454	334 scroll	10
#138	37x37x37 puzzle cube	14
#747	4-ball	4
#286	4-dimensional guitar	4
#73	4:20 bomb	2
#1077	5-ball	2
#785	6-ball	4
#322	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	9
#489	7-ball	9
#1114	8-ball	10
#967	A. W. O. L. commendation	1
#107	ASCII fu manchu	1
#569	ASCII shirt	2
#70	Afternoon Delight	2
#72	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	1
#39	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	1
#37	Alice's Army Foil Cleric	1
#37	Alice's Army Foil Coward	1
#59	Alice's Army Foil Guard	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	1
#30	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	1
#31	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	1
#28	Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	1
#11	Alice's Army Foil Martyr	1
#61	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	1
#60	Alice's Army Foil Page	1
#57	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	1
#15	Alice's Army Foil Sniper	1
#62	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	1
#64	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	1
#60	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	1
#414	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#1060	Amulet of Yendor	8
#1437	Angry Farmer candy	11
#297	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#1229	Argarggagarg's fang	1
#437	Atomic Comic	1
#217	Atomic Pop	1
#25	BRICKO egg	1
#566	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	21
#291	Bash-Ōs cereal	1
#75	Beach Buck	105
#101	Beignet Milgranet	1
#761	Bit O' Ectoplasm	1
#674	Black No. 2	2
#95	Bordeaux Marteaux	1
#2773	Boss Bat britches	1
#117	Bowl of Scorpions	1
#49	Bright Water	3
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#1053	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#1020	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#1392	CRIMBCO mug	4
#915	CRIMBCO scrip	95
#1268	CRIMBCO wine	4
#2426	CRIMBCOIDS mints	1
#2141	CRIMBCOLOAF	2
#106	Cheer-Up soda	6
#73	Chinese curse words	2
#1314	Cloaca-Cola	4
#2407	Codpiece of the Goblin King	1
#100	Coinspiracy	22
#48	Colander of Em-er'il	19
#687	Cold Hots candy	5
#75	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	18
#533	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	4
#1850	Corpse Island iced tea	1
#75	Cracklin' Oat Bran	7
#919	Crimbo candied pecan	7
#995	Crimbo fudge	6
#1171	Crimbo peppermint bark	3
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#657	Crimbuck	1,444
#1659	Crown of the Goblin King	12
#129	DUFRESNE Suds	45
#1268	Daffy Taffy	14
#532	Deactivated O. A. F.	1
#1297	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	2
#456	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	2
#645	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	2
#36	Dogsgotnonoz pills	11
#777	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	3
#1257	Drowsy Sword	9
#1520	Dyspepsi-Cola	10
#423	Eau de Guaneau	1
#184	Effermint™ tablets	8
#27	Egnaro berry	2
#1102	El Sombrero De Lopez	2
#99	El Vibrato drone	1
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#27	El Vibrato translator	1
#654	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	1
#80	Enchanted Flyswatter	3
#71	Enchanted Plunger	5
#206	Everlasting Deckswabber	1
#41	FantasyRealm membership packet	1
#91	Fitspiration™ poster	15
#228	Freddy Kruegerand	3
#62	Fromage Pinotage	2
#215	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#63	Frown Exerciser	1
#136	Fu Manchu Wax	1
#72	Fun-Guy spore	1
#143	FunFunds™	3
#132	GOTO	3
#440	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	1
#32	Glum berry	2
#132	Gnollish Crossdress	1
#94	Gold Velvet™ whiskey	1
#86	Golden Mr. Accessory	1
#337	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#1440	Green Clover of Justice	1
#755	Gummi-Gnauga	1
#97	Iceberglar scarf	3
#1001	Instant Karma	2
#1674	Iron Beta of Industry	1
#99	Jacob's rung	1
#28	Jamocha berry	3
🥇	January's Garbage Tote	1
#34	January's Garbage Tote (unopened)	1
#107	Jefferson wings	1
🥈	Junior LAAAAME merit badge	1
#56	Kashmir sweater	2
#29	Keese berry	3
#163	Knob Goblin Mutagen	4
#991	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
#996	Knob Goblin elite pants	1
#973	Knob Goblin elite polearm	1
#555	Knob Goblin elite shirt	7
#74	Knob Goblin eyedrops	14
#340	Knob Goblin harem pants	11
#390	Knob Goblin harem veil	9
#469	Knob Goblin love potion	18
#913	Knob Goblin pants	2
#741	Knob Goblin perfume	1
#53	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	58
#1058	Knob Goblin scimitar	1
#217	Knob pasty	2
#569	Knob sausage	2
#42	Kokomo Resort Chip	12
#45	Kokomo Resort Order Pad	4
#16	Kokomo Resort Pass	97
#377	L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	15
🥇	LWA ring	1
#815	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	1
#12	LavaCo™ Lamp housing	1
#778	Lederhosen of the Night	1
#102	Li'l Businessman Kit	2
#29	Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	1
🥇	Loathing Legion universal screwdriver	1
#1462	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	15
#578	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	30
#416	M-242	18
#593	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	12
#97	Mark V Steam-Hat	2
#347	Marquis de Poivre soda	6
#694	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	1
#75	Mayflower bouquet	1
#6	Mayonex	86
#140	McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	8
#403	Meat detector	1
#131	Meat maid	1
#36	Meat-inflating powder	14
#29	Meteorite-Ade	87
#689	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	4
#790	Microplushie: Bropane	4
#701	Microplushie: Dorkonide	2
#681	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	3
#751	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	1
#830	Microplushie: Gothochondria	3
#725	Microplushie: Hippylase	7
#433	Microplushie: Hipsterine	2
#743	Microplushie: Hobomosome	3
#738	Microplushie: Otakulone	7
#720	Microplushie: Raverdrine	4
#673	Microplushie: Sororitrate	7
#194	Milk Studs	22
#237	Miniborg beeper	2
#223	Miniborg hiveminder	2
#250	Miniborg laser	2
#276	Miniborg stomper	2
#259	Miniborg strangler	2
#106	Missing Eye Simulation Device	3
#297	Misty Cape	3
#236	Misty Cloak	5
#321	Misty Robe	2
#988	Mohawk wig	1
#78	Mornington crescent roll	14
#109	Mortimer's nostrum	1
#103	Morto Moreto	1
#535	Mountain Stream soda	20
#164	Mr. Accessory	1
#104	Mr. Cheeng's spectacles	1
#185	Mr. Haggis	5
#2682	Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#57	Muschat	3
#25	Nadsat berry	4
#77	New Age healing crystal	9
#1574	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	1
#141	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	10
#156	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	10
#130	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	11
#328	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	1
#313	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	1
#319	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	1
#106	Now and Earlier	59
#168	Nuclear Blastball	7
#199	O'RLY manual	2
#124	Oil of Parrrlay	27
#272	Orange Star of Sacrifice	8
#358	PEEZ dispenser	1
#154	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	10
#1599	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	2
#236	Pink Heart of Spirit	4
🥇	Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)	1
#23	Poké-Gro fertilizer	38
#27	Pokéfam Guide to Capturing All of Them	1
#696	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	2
#809	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	1
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	1
#589	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	2
#564	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	1
#569	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	2
#706	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	2
#555	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	3
#864	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	1
#699	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	2
#98	Polka Pop	10
#142	Polysniff Perfume	2
#143	Professor What T-Shirt	4
#157	Psychotic Train wine	1
#330	Ram's Face Lager	88
#112	Red Army camouflage kit	3
#80	Red X Shield	1
#100	Ring of the Sewer Snake	1
#521	Rock Pops	102
#152	Roman sadnals	1
#72	SMOOCH soda	6
#49	SPF 451 lip balm	43
#2541	Scalp of Gorgolok	1
#194	Shivering Chèvre	4
#87	Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip	12
#144	Skullery Maid's Knee	3
#114	Smart Bone Dust	2
#29	Snarf berry	3
#727	Snow Queen Crown	1
#152	Space Tourist Phaser	2
#254	Space Tours Tripple	1
#47	Spacegate Research	77
#904	Spam Witch sammich	5
#209	Squat-Thrust Magazine	1
#644	Steal This Candy	1
#69	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2)	2
#65	Steam Card: Space Trip (#3)	1
#92	Super Weight-Gain 9000	2
#736	Supernova Champagne	1
#238	Swizzler	17
#181	T.U.R.D.S. Key	2
#27	Tapioc berry	6
#35	Tears of the Quiet Healer	183
#74	Temps Tempranillo	2
#64	The Bomb	2
#50	The Jokester's gun	1
#42	The Jokester's pants	1
#43	The Jokester's wig	1
#85	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1	1
#80	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2	1
#79	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3	1
#65	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4	1
#82	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5	1
#76	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6	1
#1038	The Mariachi's guitar case	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
🥇	Thinknerd T-Shirt	1
#175	Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag	5
#1576	Thwaitgold bee statuette	1
#1016	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	1
#1946	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	1
#221	Tiger-lily's milk	4
#574	Tiki lighter	1
#131	Time Bandit Time Towel	1
#972	Trollhouse cookies	7
#157	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#160	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#460	Tuesday's ruby	3
#89	Ultracolor™ shirt	4
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#57	Ur-Donut	4
#60	VYKEA bracket	4
#53	VYKEA dowel	31
#63	VYKEA mead	1
#60	VYKEA meatballs	1
#55	VYKEA plank	5
#56	VYKEA rail	6
#61	VYKEA woadpaint	2
#104	Volcoino	1
#82	Wal-Mart gift certificate	13
#192	Way More Tears™ pepper spray	5
#168	White Chocolate Golem Seeds	2
#111	Whoompa Fur Pants	3
#199	Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	2
#218	Ye Olde Medieval Insult	1
#161	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	3
#164	Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	45
#745	Yellow Moon of Compassion	4
#2579	Yummy Tummy bean	8
#141	abominable blubber	6
#183	actual reality goggles	4
#121	actual tapas	1
#124	adder	10
#145	airblaster gun	8
#122	alien autoautopsy kit	1
#50	alien meat	6
#22	alpine watercolor set	1
#1432	amulet of extreme plot significance	1
#44	ancient calendar	1
#145	ancient calendar fragment	1
#67	ancient cursed foot locker	5
#151	ancient oil painting of yourself	1
#154	ancient poisoned dart	13
#1006	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	6
#48	animal part cracker	1
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
🥈	anniversary chutney sculpture	2
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary pewter cape	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#847	annoying pitchfork	2
#270	ant hoe	1
#251	ant pitchfork	1
#73	anti-anti-antidote	121
#375	antique bottle of cough syrup	1
#162	antique machete	2
#906	antique shield	1
#17	aquamariner's necklace	1
#411	armgun	2
#86	arse-a'fire elixir	2
#93	artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice	19
#275	asbestos apron	3
#548	asbestos ore	10
#59	asbestos thermos	5
#769	aspirin	1
#104	assassin's cheese knife	2
#50	asteroid belt	1
#368	astral mushroom	25
#35	astronaut ice-cream	11
#2064	astronaut pants	1
#127	attorney's badge	5
#1765	awful poetry journal	2
#186	baby cuddlefish	1
#1849	baby killer bee	1
#200	backwoods screwdriver	3
#1044	baconstone	7
#132	bad penguin egg	1
#1136	badass belt	48
#133	badger badge	1
#951	bag of Cheat-Os	1
#216	bag of W&Ws	26
#1645	bag of airline peanuts	3
#549	ball	11
#247	ball-in-a-cup	1
#75	banana smoothie	12
#1058	bar skin	2
#306	bargain flash powder	1
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#40	barrelhead	1
#1192	barrrnacle	7
#1912	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#1192	bath ball gift set	2
#142	batskin belt	9
#1662	battered Crimbo Crate	1
#84	bean burrito	20
#378	beer helmet	8
#733	bejeweled cufflinks	3
#493	bejeweled pledge pin	5
#1064	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#52	bellhop's hat	2
#147	berries of suffering	1
#41	bezoar ring	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#377	bird rib	1
#877	bit of clingfilm	4
#288	bit-o-cactus	11
#105	black and white cracker	4
#628	black candy heart	6
#104	black cloak	2
#38	black eyedrops	18
#105	black friar's tonsure	10
#96	black gold	9
#694	black greaves	1
#289	black kettle drum	2
#113	black magic powder	6
#826	black pixel	6
#935	black plastic oyster egg	4
#1489	black polka-dot oyster egg	2
#37	black pudding	190
#385	black snake skin	11
#813	black snowcone	1
#659	black striped oyster egg	8
#571	black sword	2
#602	black-and-blue light	31
#395	blackberry	15
#43	blammer	2
#924	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	7
#1654	blood flower	1
#99	bloodied surgical dungarees	2
#826	blue class ring	1
#759	blue glowstick	1
#87	blue oyster badge	21
#350	blue paisley oyster egg	10
#1062	blue pixel	8
#619	blue plasma ball	27
#859	blue plastic oyster egg	5
#279	blue polka-dot oyster egg	14
🥈	blue ribbon	1
#123	blue shell	1
#312	blue snowcone	50
#1368	blue striped oyster egg	3
🥈	blue traffic cone	1
#610	blue-frosted astral cupcake	1
#51	blunt cat claw	2
#56	blunt icepick	1
#174	bobble-hip hula elf doll	1
#52	bobcat grenade	2
#117	bone abacus	3
#429	bone flute	1
#22	bonsai tree	10
#101	book of matches	11
#263	booze-soaked cherry	1
#52	boozebomb	1
#183	borrowed time	1
#391	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	1
#171	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	12
#106	bottle of Evermore	6
#743	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	1
#334	bottle of Ooze-O	1
#407	bottle of alcohol	5
#50	bottle of antifreeze	14
#1329	bottle of gin	1
#1623	bottle of goofballs	14
#115	bottle of laundry sherry	2
#35	bottle of limeade	2
#408	bottle of peppermint schnapps	1
#288	bottle of pirate juice	3
#336	bottle of sewage schnapps	15
#1367	bottle of tequila	1
#331	bottle of ultravitamins	1
#1126	bottle of vodka	2
#33	bottoms of the barrel	1
#38	bounty-hunting helmet	1
#32	bounty-hunting pants	1
#142	bow staff	1
#1137	bowl of cottage cheese	1
#150	bowlegged pants	1
#134	bowler	1
#145	bowling ball	5
#214	box of Dweebs	23
#59	box of Familiar Jacks	9
#6256	box of sunshine	3
#72	brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	1
#42	brass abacus	1
#140	brass gear	15
#103	breadchucks	1
#36	breadwand	1
#722	brick	49
#274	brick of sand	5
#123	brigand brittle	66
#1007	brine	9
#41	broken clock	2
#149	bronze breastplate	12
#92	brown felt tophat	12
#443	brown sugar cane	5
#615	bubblewrap ore	1
#92	bubblin' crude	303
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#92	bucket of fish juice	3
#250	bucket of honey	4
#118	bucket of wine	3
#220	buckyball	25
#791	bugbear beanie	3
#705	bugbear bungguard	4
#360	bullet-proof corduroys	8
#474	bunch of square grapes	3
#14	burning newspaper	87
#744	burst hellseal brain	2
#53	butterfly knife	9
#103	button rouge	4
#128	cactus fruit	22
#1590	can of Binarrrca	2
#1500	can of CRIMBCOLA	3
#351	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	1
#210	can of black paint	1
#545	can of fake snow	1
#396	can of franks 'n' beans	1
#494	can of spinach	4
#791	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	11
#1141	candied kobold	1
#783	candied yams	11
#923	candy cane	38
#110	candy cornucopia	1
#6	candy dog collar	4
#11	candy dress shoes	7
#1062	candy kneecapping stick	3
#1029	candy knuckles	3
#1326	candy stake	5
#745	cannonball charrrm	1
#85	captured boozles	1
#507	cardboard ore	2
#200	carton of rotten eggs	7
#783	cast	6
#251	centipede eggs	13
#78	centurion helmet	1
#56	chamoisole	1
#1705	chaos butterfly	1
#105	cheap Chinese beer	1
#943	cheap elven gloves	3
#158	cheap plastic blowgun	1
#406	cheap plastic bottle opener	16
#579	cheap studded belt	25
#83	cheap toaster	20
#128	cheer extractor	1
#156	cheer-o-gram	2
#108	cheerful Crimbo sweater	1
#87	cheerful antler hat	1
#86	cheerful pajama pants	1
#72	cheezburger	2
#825	chef's hat	3
#103	chef-in-the-box	4
#39	chest barrel	1
#370	chintzy seal pendant	2
#173	chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli	2
#576	chloroform rag	1
#248	chocolate disco ball	1
#46	chocolate frosted sugar bomb	3
#208	chocolate turtle totem	1
#399	chrome ore	12
#1774	chunk of depleted Grimacite	2
#153	cigar box turtle	1
#105	cigarette lighter	5
#263	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	5
#37	clock-cleaning hammer	2
#133	clove-flavored lip balm	4
#1394	clown hammer	6
#722	clown skin	2
#202	clownskin harness	1
#2494	club necklace	2
#53	clumsiness bark	40
#185	clutch of dodecapede eggs	1
#73	coal contact lenses	7
#1224	cocoa egg	1
#886	cocoa eggshell fragment	11
#276	coconut shell	208
#164	cold hi mein	3
#777	cold ninja mask	1
#254	cold nuggets	4
#197	cold powder	3
#259	cold wad	5
#150	cold water bottle	1
#99	cold-filtered water	2
#507	colored-light "necklace"	1
#101	colorful toad	8
#86	combat fan	1
#253	comfy pillow	1
#157	compression stocking	3
#333	concentrated magicalness pill	5
#175	confusing LED clock	13
#81	conjured ice cream	6
#37	contract enforcement stick	76
#48	cool cat claw	2
#63	cool cat elixir	1
#46	cool jelly donut	2
#506	cool whip	4
#49	cop dollar	301
#897	corpse on the beach	5
#1221	corpsetini	3
#565	corrupted data	9
#86	costume rental shop	5
#99	cotton candy cocoon	1
#28	counterfeit city	2
#880	cranberries	7
#77	crappy waiter disguise	12
#121	crazy hobo notebook	4
#200	creepy ginger ale	1
#126	crown-shaped beanie	2
#72	crude voodoo doll	7
#39	crudles	5
#85	crystal skull	2
#513	crystalline cheer	4
#117	cup of hickory chicory	1
#45	cursed black pearl onion	55
#63	cursed bottle of black-label rum	33
#34	cursed bottle of rum	76
#36	cursed breeches	1
#202	cursed cannonball	6
#47	cursed dirty joke scroll	38
#40	cursed sea biscuit	55
#67	cursed voodoo skull	33
#64	cursed wishbone	6
#48	cute meteoroid	3
#379	cyborg stompin' boot	5
#268	cyclops eyedrops	1
#395	cymbal syrup	15
#100	dancing fan	5
#82	dangerous jerkcicle	10
#543	dead guy's watch	9
#43	dead meat bun	12
#120	death blossom	3
#487	decaying goldfish liver	4
#1355	defective skull	2
#90	delicious comfit?	1
#1521	delicious salad	4
#229	delicious spicy noodles	1
#331	demon skin	29
#375	denim axe	1
#975	dense meat stack	5
#618	depantsing bomb	1
#46	depleted Grimacite hammer	1
#61	dethklok	1
#81	devilish folio	33
#2467	diamond necklace	2
#379	digital key lime pie	1
#1404	dill	4
#759	disassembled clover	36
#27	disintegrating spiky collar	28
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#338	star key lime pie	1
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#45	steel drivin' hammer	46
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#365	stick-on-a-string	11
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#143	string of blue beads	64
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#6274	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	4
#1571	stuffed Meat	22
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#118	super salad	4
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🥈	superhero mask	1
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#35	surgical apron	33
#85	surgical mask	3
#82	suspicious-looking fedora	1
#124	sweet roll Alabama	5
#89	synthetic marrow	8
#486	t8r tots	8
#31	tainted icing	1
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#53	the most dangerous bait	5
#40	thermos full of Knob coffee	25
#1538	thin black candle	2
#116	three-legged pants	1
#93	time halo	3
#42	time helmet	1
🥇	time sleigh	1
#141	time sword	1
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#174	tin star	1
#595	tiny bottle of absinthe	10
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#141	tiny canopic jar	4
#649	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	1
#384	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
#445	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
#621	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	1
#4310	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	1
#4232	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	1
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#1550	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	1
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#491	tiny plastic Duke Starkiller	2
#477	tiny plastic Gary Claybender	2
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
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#68	tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare	1
#2947	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	1
#1733	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	1
#3923	tiny plastic blooper	1
#989	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#1018	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
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#1738	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	1
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#71	tiny plastic mime executive	1
#73	tiny plastic mime functionary	1
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#55	toasted brie	2
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#600	tofurkey leg	14
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#40	too legit potion	3
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#51	toy taijijian	1
#164	toy train	11
#68	transporter transponder	92
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#1038	tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#86	triad summoning scroll	2
#1782	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	1
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#88	turtle wax shield	1
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#227	turtlemail bits	5
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#184	tuxedo shirt	1
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#383	twinkly powder	4
#86	twinkly wad	8,472
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#73	ultrafondue	2
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#42	unfinished fruitcake	5
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#1442	unstable DNA	18
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#51	very hot lunch	10
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#1642	vinegar	1
#45	viscous lava globs	5
#2756	vitachoconutriment capsule	1
#89	voodoo glowskull	27
#251	voodoo snuff	6
#266	wand of pigification	1
#188	warbear LP-ROM burner	1
#342	warbear accoutrements chunk	1
#186	warbear auto-anvil	1
#188	warbear chemistry lab	1
#192	warbear high-efficiency still	1
#168	warbear induction oven	1
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#435	warbear metalworking primer	1
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#84	whatsit-covered turtle shell	1
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#603	white hat hacker T-shirt	1
#95	white page	2
#802	white picket fence	1
#511	white pixel	33
#310	white rice	3
#866	white snake skin	3
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#137	willyweed	7
#1408	wind-up chattering teeth	9
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#63	yellow matter custard	2
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#353	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	6
#1312	yellow snowcone	12
#245	yellow striped oyster egg	10
#1198	yeti fur	13
#710	yo	12
#1260	yo-yo	11
#128	zombie hollandaise	6
#756	zombie pineal gland	6

Wow, that's 50,559 items total!

what items are this player missing?