Museum :: l33t

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Rank	Item	Quantity
#114	"Humorous" T-shirt	1
#131	"caramel" orange	16
#14	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	1,337
#1426	2-ball	1
#1112	4-ball	2
#1435	5-ball	1
#1425	6-ball	1
#1485	7-ball	1
#1974	8-ball	2
🥈	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	1
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#1216	Amulet of Yendor	4
🥇	Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy	1
#1134	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#437	Atomic Comic	1
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#1043	BGE merchandise order form	1
#566	BGE pocket calendar	1
#1450	BGE shotglass	1
#676	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#957	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#330	BRAINS shorts	1
#40	Barney's rake	9
#1256	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	1
#591	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	1
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#23	Black Angus blackburger	2
#568	Blood Light	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#534	Bone's Farm "wine"	1
🥇	Book of Old-Timey Carols	1
#109	Boulevardier cocktail	2
#94	Bram's choker	1
#113	Brandonian footlocker key	1
#1504	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#530	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#2097	CRIMBCO mug	1
#137	CRIMBCO scrip	2,885
#1421	CRIMBCO wine	3
#2423	CRIMBCOLOAF	1
#6	Celsius 233 (singed)	1
#195	Cheer-Up soda	1
#23	Children's Meal of the Damned	1
#54	Christmas ham	1
#168	Cloaca Cola Polar	1
#1733	Cloaca grenade	1
#1352	Cloaca-Cola	3
#1154	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
#1487	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#903	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#612	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#1852	Corpse Island iced tea	1
#83	Covert Ops for Kids	1
#134	Crimbeau de toilette	1
#241	Crimbo Credit	38
#121	Crimbo Factory surprise box	25
#658	Crimbo candied pecan	14
#5	Crimbo crystal shards	106
#161	Crimbo dinner	1
#32	Crimbo food scraps	349
#568	Crimbo fudge	18
#691	Crimbo peppermint bark	12
#144	Crimbo salad	6
🥈	Crimbo smile	1
#82	Crimbo tattoo kit	1
#228	Crimbo train emergency brake	1
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#650	Crimbo wreath	1
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#62	Crimbonium fuel rod	44
#171	Crimbosmopolitan	1
#5	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	1
#269	Crimbot battery	1
#211	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	1
#224	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	1
#244	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	1
#170	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	2
#475	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	1
#248	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	1
#219	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	1
#244	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	1
#163	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	2
#459	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	1
#217	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	1
#472	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	1
#366	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	1
#462	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	1
#47	Crimbow Rainbo	1
#2374	Crimboween memo	1
#179	Crimboysters Rockefeller	1
#64	Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate	2
#861	Crimbuck	896
#289	DNOTC Box	1
🥇	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	1
#1539	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	1
#668	Doc's Miracle Cure	1
#510	Drowsy Sword	37
#1670	Dyspepsi grenade	1
#1929	Dyspepsi-Cola	2
#1084	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	1
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#858	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#580	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#52	Easter eggnog	1
#62	Easter grasshopper	1
#477	Ecto-Cooler	1
#51	Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror	1
#117	Elf Guard eyedrops	1
#64	Elf Guard hangover cure	1
#25	Elf Guard payroll bag	28
#84	Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo	1
#5	Elf Guard tinsel grenade	172
#88	Elizabeth's Dollie	1
#92	Elizabeth's paintbrush	1
#1165	FDKOL commendation	1
#30	FDKOL fire hose	1
#521	FDKOL hotcakes	1
#61	FDKOL tattoo	1
#246	Fantasma en la Máquina	1
#1689	Feynman gate	1
🥇	French slippers	1
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
#215	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#63	Frown Exerciser	1
#445	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	1
#249	Fudgie Roll	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#672	Gnollish pie tin	1
#1050	Go-Wassail	1
#601	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	1
🥉	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	1
#129	Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	1
#65	Hodgman's lucky sock	1
#97	Hodgman's varcolac paw	1
#71	Holiday Multitasking	1
#110	Hotwire™ brand candy rope	1
#72	Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games	1
#57	Irish eggnog	1
🥈	Junior LAAAAME merit badge	1
#127	Kevlar balloon	1
#1207	Knob Goblin firecracker	1
#1090	Knob Goblin love potion	1
#826	Knob Goblin seltzer	1
#647	Knob sausage	1
🥈	Krampus Horn	1
#669	LED block	1
#91	LIDAR candle	1
🥇	LWA ring	1
#241	La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	1
#57	Lollipop Drop	1
🥇	Lord Flameface's cloak	1
#1759	Mad Train wine	1
#1985	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#224	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	1
#44	Mayo de Mayo™ mayo	5
#105	Mer-kin cookiestove	27
#356	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	1
#980	Microplushie: Bropane	1
#752	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	1
#985	Microplushie: Gothochondria	1
#999	Microplushie: Hippylase	1
#1009	Microplushie: Otakulone	1
#134	Mini-Crimbot crate	1
#2244	Mob Penguin cellular phone	1
#988	Mohawk wig	1
#232	Morbidda trading card	1
#912	Mountain Stream soda	2
#472	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#398	Nightstalker perfume	1
#524	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
#234	Poison Oak trading card	1
#176	Racisto Ruidoso	1
#234	Rompedores de Fantasmas	1
🥇	SalesCo sample kit	1
#538	Silver Bullet beer	1
#129	Spirit Precipice	1
#228	Spirit of Christmas	1
#233	Spirit of Easter	1
#228	Spirit of St. Patrick's Day	1
#233	Spirit of Thanksgiving	1
#219	Spirit of Veteran's Day	1
#922	Spooky Surprise Egg	1
#478	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	1
#153	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
#746	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	2
#778	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	2
#248	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	1
#761	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	2
#951	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	1
#62	Thanksgiving ration	1
#527	The Cooler Out of Space	1
#83	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5	1
#967	The Joy of Wassailing	1
#59	The Necbronomicon (used)	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#1568	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	1
#71	Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model	1
#296	Thwaitgold amoeba statuette	2
#834	Thwaitgold ant statuette	1
#1055	Thwaitgold bee statuette	2
#414	Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette	1
#415	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	3
#1016	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	1
#806	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	2
#246	Thwaitgold cockroach statuette	3
#1418	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	1
#268	Thwaitgold fairyfly statue	1
#1740	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	1
#1947	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	1
#100	Thwaitgold harvestman statuette	1
#506	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	9
#629	Thwaitgold mosquito statuette	1
#333	Thwaitgold moth statuette	1
#263	Thwaitgold nit statuette	1
#626	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	1
#1305	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	1
#722	Thwaitgold slug statuette	2
#673	Thwaitgold spider statuette	3
#1955	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	2
#742	Thwaitgold termite statuette	6
#129	Thwaitgold time fly statuette	1
#519	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	1
#231	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	5
🥇	Tickle-Me Emilio	1
#574	Tiki lighter	1
#116	Trainbot autoassembly module	1
#178	Trainbot circuitry	1
#73	Trainbot harness	1
#168	Trainbot linkages	1
#77	Trainbot luggage hook	1
#166	Trainbot optics	1
#172	Trainbot plating	1
#72	Trainbot radar monocle	1
#163	Trainbot servomotors	1
#115	Trainbot slag	36
#176	Trainbot tubing	1
#157	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#160	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#143	UV monocular	1
#51	Ultra Mega Sour Ball	1
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
#919	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	1
#40	Underworld sapling	1
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#2407	Valentine	1
#527	Valentine's Day cake	1
#183	Venus flytrap	1
#760	Warm Subject gift certificate	13
#138	Wet Russian	1
#472	Wolfman Nardz	1
#771	Workytime Tea	1
#139	Yeti Protest Sign	1
#581	Yummy Tummy bean	347
#124	ammonite candy mold	1
#1018	ammonite fossil	1
#3681	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	1
#409	anniversary balloon	2
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary pewter cape	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#52	antique nutcracker beard	1
#46	antique nutcracker boots	1
#45	antique nutcracker cape	1
#36	antique nutcracker drumstick	1
#32	antique nutcracker epaulets	1
#145	antique nutcracker figurine	1
#47	antique nutcracker hat	1
#45	antique nutcracker pants	1
#42	antique nutcracker sword	1
#44	antique nutcracker waistcoat	1
#769	aspirin	1
#415	astronaut ice-cream	1
#1619	astronaut pants	2
#1088	atomic vector plotter	1
#125	augmented-reality shades	1
#15	automatic wine thief	2
#1245	awful poetry journal	13
#669	badass belt	75
#1883	bag of airline peanuts	1
#502	bag of bones	1
#67	bag of grain	1
#204	ball	32
#78	ballpark hot daub	1
#1147	banana	1
#655	banana peel	1
#251	banana supersucker	1
#1024	banana-frosted king cake	1
#968	bananagate	1
#94	bananarama bangle	1
#1234	bar skin	1
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#381	bark rootbeer	2
#67	bartender-skull-in-the-box	1
#824	bat guano	2
#808	bat wing	4
#1914	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#1172	batgut	1
#1426	bath ball gift set	1
#1663	battered Crimbo Crate	1
#212	beavermouth	9
#286	beertini	7
#699	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#690	beholed bedsheet	1
#123	belemnite candy mold	1
#977	belemnite fossil	1
#1067	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#1022	bi-lateral logic compressor	1
#701	bindlestocking	1
#585	bite-me-red lipstick	1
#232	black Crimbo ball	1
#298	black and white cracker	1
#54	black brandy	1
#124	black cloak	1
#116	black eye shadow	2
#510	black eyedrops	1
#2563	black paisley oyster egg	1
#665	black pixel	13
#2110	black plastic oyster egg	1
#2088	black polka-dot oyster egg	1
#813	black snowcone	1
#2666	black striped oyster egg	1
#107	black tear	1
#138	blank diary	1
#245	blank fudge mold	1
#518	blind-packed capsule toy	1
#393	blind-packed die-cast metal toy	1
#3305	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#506	blood flower	13
#94	blood-drive sticker	1
#119	blue glowstick	13
#174	bobble-hip hula elf doll	1
#36	bone and arrows	1
#301	bone aperitif	1
#945	bone chips	1
#52	bone crusher	1
#277	bone meal	1
#665	bone rattle	1
#61	boneana hammock	1
#63	bonedanna	1
#58	boning knife	1
#5	booze drive button	1
#980	borg sock monkey	1
#953	bottle of Blank-Out	1
#168	bottle of Crimbognac	1
#714	bottle of bubbles	1
#409	bottle of fire	1
#1584	bottle of rum	1
#1367	bottle of tequila	1
#191	bottled day	1
#771	bouquet of circular saw blades	1
#142	bow staff	1
#94	bowl of Tastee-Wheet™	1
#1139	bowl of cottage cheese	1
#146	bowl of mernudo	2
#150	bowlegged pants	1
#134	bowler	1
#7459	box of sunshine	1
#98	boxed gumball machine	1
#247	brains casserole	1
#73	brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	1
#248	brainy skull	1
#397	bread line	1
#92	bread man	5
#161	bread pie	1
#205	breakfast mess	1
#2054	brick	4
#746	briefcase	1
#696	broken cellular phone	1
#89	broken warbear gyrocopter	1
#447	brown plastic baby	1
#299	buñuelos Jaliscos	1
#177	bubble-wrap simulator	4
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#250	buckyball	21
#98	bugbear detector	1
#150	bugbear purification pill	1
#35	bundle of "fragrant" herbs	1
#798	bunny liver	2
#228	burrowgrub hive	1
#716	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#195	cabooze	5
#185	calavera concertina	1
#250	calle de miel with a fly in it	1
#2151	can of CRIMBCOLA	1
#545	can of fake snow	1
#55	candied beef and cabbage	1
#669	candied bolts	1
#666	candied nuts	1
#448	candy cane	83
#6	candy drive button	1
#42	candy egg deviler	1
#80	candy harmonica	6
#2000	candy kneecapping stick	1
#103	candy knife	1
#1852	candy knuckles	1
#61	candy rations	1
#241	candy skeleton	1
#1095	candy stake	6
#54	canteen of eggnog	1
#64	canteen of jungle juice	1
#1749	canteen of wine	1
#1757	capacitor relay	1
#1811	carbon nanotube frame	1
#84	carnivorous potted plant	1
#819	catgut	1
#803	cement sandals	1
#290	chainsaw chain	1
#117	chakra malt	1
#266	chakra sludge	1
#129	chakra-mental wine	1
#89	charged magnet	1
#1345	cheap elven gloves	1
#1823	cheap plastic bottle opener	1
#185	cheer-o-gram	1
#54	cheerful Crimbo sweater	2
#87	cheerful antler hat	1
#86	cheerful pajama pants	1
#665	cherry	1
#431	chocolate cigar	3
#17	chocolate covered ping-pong ball	54
#62	chocolate ostrich egg	1
#940	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	1
#581	chocolate-covered scarab beetle	1
#105	chocomotive	7
#16	cinnamon machine oil	933
#160	clear Russian	1
#127	cloning kit	9
#43	clovermint	1
#1795	clown hammer	1
#597	coffin lid	1
#716	comfy coffin	1
#398	communal gobstopper	1
#1056	computronic processing unit	1
#117	coney haunch	1
🥉	control crystal	1
#566	cookie cookie	1
#34	corned beet	8
#1824	corpse on the beach	1
#1818	corpsedriver	1
#130	crêepy mask	1
#1132	cranberries	2
#219	cranberry margarita (brackish)	1
#270	crappy brain	1
#159	crazy hobo notebook	1
#89	creepy doll head	1
#200	creepy ginger ale	1
#111	creepy voodoo doll	1
#137	crude voodoo doll	1
#362	crumbling rat skull	1
#128	crystal Crimbo goblet	1
#119	crystal Crimbo platter	1
#23	crystal belt buckle	1
#108	crystallized pumpkin spice	1
#314	cursed scrunchie	1
#432	cursed voodoo skull	1
#131	cursed wishbone	1
#920	cyborg doll	1
#1826	cyborg stompin' boot	1
#316	cylindrical mold	1
#1025	daisy	1
#102	dark chocolate egg	1
#519	dark potion	13
#123	deactivated mini-Trainbot	1
#615	deadly lampshade	1
#208	death blossom	1
#273	decent brain	1
#618	deck of tropical cards	1
#1477	defective skull	1
#384	deluxe fax machine	1
#496	deodorant	2
#132	depleted Crimbonium football helmet	2
#507	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	1
🥇	detour shield	1
#1064	diamond-studded cane	1
#721	disease	6
#819	disembodied brain	1
#787	disintegrating quill pen	1
#225	disintegrating spiky collar	1
#1640	doll house	1
#1607	dollhive	1
#344	donated booze	19
#297	donated candy	23
#44	double-candied yams	2
#31	dregs of a Crimbo cocktail	429
#97	drive-thru burger	2
#466	drop of water-37	1
#1477	duck-on-a-string	1
#1576	dusty Crimbo crate	1
#467	easter egg balloon	49
🥈	eerily silent box	1
#36	egg gun	1
#690	eggnog	25
#194	eggwater	3
#296	eldritch effluvium	12
#70	eldritch essence	1
#16	eldritch hat	1
#162	eldritch ichor	1
#73	eldritch rub	1
#42	eldritch scanner	1
#548	electrical thingamabob	1
#63	electronic dulcimer pants	1
#1813	elven limbos gingerbread	1
#2080	elven cellocello	1
#1586	elven moonshine	1
#1397	elven socks	1
#1911	elven suicide capsule	1
#20	elven tambourine	1
#80	emergency margarita	1
#871	empty blowgun	1
#44	enchanted fire extinguisher	1
#1180	encoder ring	1
#1391	evil googly eye	1
#2680	evil teddy bear	1
#1773	explosion-flavored chewing gum	1
#289	extra-see-thru nightie	1
#511	extra-spicy bloody mary	1
#314	extremely skinny jeans	1
#901	eye of newt	2
#402	eye-pod	1
#261	facehugging alien	1
#1985	fake fake vomit	1
#1791	fake hand	1
#1288	fancy but probably evil chocolate	4
#634	fancy chocolate	5
#411	fancy chocolate car	7
#337	fancy dress ball	41
#649	felt	14
#120	festive egg sac	1
#1427	festive holiday hat	1
#388	fiery wing	1
#126	filet of The Fish	1
#1765	fire	1
#81	fireman's helmet	1
#79	fishelada	13
#129	fitness wristband	1
#297	flan del mar	1
#1610	flashing novelty button	1
#271	flask of mining oil	1
#185	fleshy putty	1
#164	floaty inverse geode	1
#417	floaty pebbles	1
#987	floaty sand	1
#64	flour cookie	6
#143	fluid of fudge-finding	1
#8	food drive button	1
#271	foon	1
#72	foon of fearfulness	1
#777	forbidden sausage	1
#109	four-leaf potato sprout	1
#95	fragile Christmas ornament	1
#194	freightcake	5
#118	freshwater fishbone	2
#450	fricasseed brains	1
#49	fruit-stuffed rumcake	3
#3427	fruitcake	1
#379	fudge bunny	1
#197	fudge cube	1
#843	fudge lily	1
#1415	fudgecule	1
#177	fudgecycle	1
#324	funhouse mirror	1
#4739	fuzzy dice	1
#1924	ghost cucumber	1
#592	ghost of a necklace	1
#302	ghost protocol	1
#380	ghost trap	1
#494	ghostly body paint	1
#140	giant green gummi bear	1
#174	giant green gummi ingot	1
#143	giant motorcycle boots	1
#136	giant red gummi bear	1
#163	giant red gummi ingot	1
#92	giant safety pin	13
#133	giant yellow gummi bear	1
#168	giant yellow gummi ingot	1
#427	gift-a-pult	1
#15	gilded trumpet	1
#283	gingerbread bugbear	96
#3809	gingerbread horror	1
#2812	gingerbread mutant bugbear	1
#50	gingerbread nylons	15
#45	gingerbread pirate	5
#807	gingerbread robot	1
#171	ginormous pumpkin	1
#72	glistening oyster egg	10
#90	glob of salty molasses	32
#1499	gloomy black mushroom	1
#365	gloomy mushroom wine	1
#224	glow-in-the-dark dart gun	1
#788	gnoll teeth	1
#821	goat beard	1
#825	gob of wet hair	1
#139	golden fleece	1
#692	golden ring	40
🥇	goo magnet	1
#341	good brain	1
#850	googly eye	14
#119	gooified animal matter	23
#291	gooified mineral matter	2
#348	goth kid t-shirt	13
#80	goulauncher	1
#785	gr8ps	1
#96	gravy skin	1
#7	gravyskin buckler	1
#8	gravyskin hat	1
#7	gravyskin pants	1
#8	gravyskin skirt	1
#1386	gray bow tie	1
#80	green and red bean	130
#766	green beer	13
#244	green drunki-bear	1
#1006	green glowstick	1
#1010	green gummi ingot	1
#297	grilled mooseflank	1
#973	grouchy restless spirit	1
#171	gummi ammonite	1
#165	gummi belemnite	1
#198	gummi canary	1
#202	gummi salamander	1
#242	gummi snake	1
#170	gummi trilobite	1
#984	guy made of bee pollen	1
#1227	gyroscope	1
#98	half-digested rat	1
#112	hambrosier	1
🥇	hand-knitted Crimbo socks	1
#391	handful of honey	1
#92	hard cocoa	5
#84	haunted paddle-ball	1
🥉	head-mounted Trainbot	6
#156	headless sparrow	1
#362	hemp candy necklace	1
#995	herbs	1
#1881	herringcello	1
#156	high-energy mining laser	8
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#3844	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	1
#193	tiny plastic warbear	1
#178	tiny plastic warbear fortress	1
#3875	tiny plastic warwelf	1
#3854	tiny plastic whitesnake	1
#55	tiny plastic wild beaver	1
#52	tiny plastic yuleviathan	1
#3851	tiny plastic zmobie	1
#3157	toast	1
#929	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	2
#1404	tooth	1
#1592	toothsome rock	4
#655	top	7
#106	tourmalime tourniquet	1
#67	toy Crimbot mega face	1
#67	toy Crimbot power glove	1
#64	toy Crimbot rocket legs	1
#62	toy Crimbot super fist	1
#1868	toy crazy train	2
#334	toy deathbot	3
#1173	toy hoverpad	5
#1689	toy jet pack	2
#921	toy maglev monorail	1
#1564	toy mercenary	2
#1815	toy ray gun	2
#702	toy soldier	2
#1722	toy space helmet	2
#1384	toy train	1
#686	toy wheel	13
#94	traditional Crimbo cookie	10
#276	transparent nog	1
#99	traumatic holiday memory	1
#2766	tree-eating kite	2
#1040	tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#380	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	4
#139	trilobite candy mold	1
#924	trilobite fossil	1
#599	tropical paperweight	1
#1132	tropical wrapping paper	1
#73	turchucken	1
#80	universal biscuit	28
#2303	unstable DNA	1
#293	unstable laser battery	72
#729	urinal cake	1
#1601	vampire duck-on-a-string	3
#676	vanilla-frosted king cake	1
#2066	vibrating cyborg knife	3
#85	vintage smart drink	1
🥇	wand of fudge control	1
#478	warbear battery	1
#438	warbear beeping telegram	1
#292	warbear breakfast machine assembler	1
#15	warbear dress bracers	1
#16	warbear dress greaves	1
#13	warbear dress helmet	1
#308	warbear drone assembler	1
#298	warbear empathy chip	1
#196	warbear exhaust manifold	1
#211	warbear foil hat	1
#166	warbear gyro	1
#51	warbear gyrocopter	14
#192	warbear high-efficiency still	1
🥈	warbear hoverbelt	1
#168	warbear induction oven	1
#94	warbear liquid lasers	1
#438	warbear metalworking primer	1
#44	warbear metalworking primer (used)	1
#422	warbear procedural hilarity drone	1
#431	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	1
#298	warbear soda machine assembler	1
#272	warbear wardance potion	1
#553	warbear whosit	18
#252	warehouse key	1
#161	waterlogged cloth	2
#158	waterlogged metal	2
#149	waterlogged stuffing	3
#100	weird gazelle steak	1
#50	wet tack	1
#63	whalecake	1
#1538	wheel	1
#486	whisker pencil	1
#206	white Crimbo ball	1
#28	white arm towel	1
#1933	whoopie cushion	1
#37	wild honey pie	1
#2054	wind-up chattering teeth	1
#831	wind-up meatcar	1
#134	wind-up vampire teeth	2
#94	wings of fire	1
#615	witch hat	1
#1027	wolfman mask	1
#233	wooden block	13
#554	worn tophat	1
#1045	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#1454	x-ray specs	1
#231	yellow drunki-bear	1
#862	yellow gummi ingot	6
#2115	yellow snowcone	1
#840	yo	10
#607	yo-yo	46
#37	yule grog	1
#194	yule gruel	1
#108	yule hatchet	4
#104	yule pup	1
#476	zombie pineal gland	10

Wow, that's 36,651 items total!

what items are this player missing?