Museum :: Tavian

Tavian

Rank	Item	Quantity
#113	Überraschthexengebräu	1
#106	"Remember the Trees" Shirt	1
#25	"honey" dipper	1
#773	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#139	1,970 carat gold	1
#1437	1-ball	1
#72	100-Watt bulb	1
#759	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	4
#1428	2-ball	1
#1455	3-ball	1
#890	30669 scroll	2
#513	33398 scroll	23
#773	334 scroll	2
#220	37x37x37 puzzle cube	1
#1475	4-ball	1
#363	4-dimensional guitar	2
#196	5-Alarm Saucepan	2
#1436	5-ball	1
#1426	6-ball	1
#682	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	2
#1486	7-ball	1
#2245	8-ball	1
#66	8-bit banana	2
#626	9-ball	1
#224	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#112	A muse-bouche	1
#785	ASCII shirt	1
#2232	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#1616	Angry Farmer candy	7
🥇	Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy	1
#1045	BGE merchandise order form	1
#70	BRICKO hat	1
#60	BRICKO ooze	1
#64	BRICKO pants	1
#62	BRICKO sword	1
#20	Baja sopapilla	13
#195	Battlie Light Saver	1
#286	Ben-Gal™ Balm	1
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#760	Bit O' Ectoplasm	1
#48	BittyCar HotCar	1
#39	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#412	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#46	Black Angus blackburger	1
#180	Black Body™ spray	1
#774	Black No. 2	1
#748	Blackfly Chardonnay	1
#587	Blatantly Canadian	1
#814	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#343	Boozehounds Anonymous token	1
#668	Boris's ring	2
#1009	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	1
#1501	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#1118	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#1014	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#1055	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#1020	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#1762	CRIMBCO mug	2
#1702	CRIMBCO scrip	5
#1940	CRIMBCO wine	1
#2425	CRIMBCOIDS mints	1
#2424	CRIMBCOLOAF	1
#230	CSA cheerfulness ration	1
#215	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#194	Cheer-Up soda	1
#445	Cherry Cloaca Cola	1
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#1731	Cloaca grenade	1
#1496	Cloaca-Cola	1
#1061	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	2
#999	Cloaca-Cola helmet	2
#995	Cloaca-Cola shield	2
#612	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#1238	Cold Hots candy	1
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#1850	Corpse Island iced tea	1
#79	Crazymaker	1
#17	Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head	1
#424	Crimbo Factory surprise box	1
#17	Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug	1
#1350	Crimbo candied pecan	1
#1382	Crimbo fudge	1
#17	Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll	1
#1367	Crimbo peppermint bark	1
#16	Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer	1
#16	Crimbo tree flocker	1
#650	Crimbo wreath	1
#175	Crimbojito	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#3213	Crimbuck	1
#31	Crimbylow-rise jeans	1
#3598	Crown of the Goblin King	2
#1927	Daffy Taffy	1
🥇	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	1
#201	Diet Cloaca Cola	6
#264	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	10
#418	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	12
#211	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	7
#191	Dogsgotnonoz pills	1
#16	Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat	1
#1415	Dolphin King's crown	2
#982	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	1
#1105	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	2
#396	Dramatic™ range	2
#2741	Drowsy Sword	1
#151	Duskwalker fangs	1
#184	Duskwalker syringe	1
#1670	Dyspepsi grenade	1
#2053	Dyspepsi-Cola	1
#999	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	2
#991	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	2
#956	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	2
#323	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	1
#297	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	1
#654	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	1
#469	Elmley shades	1
#170	Elvish delight	1
#1165	Ent cider	1
#65	Event Horizon	1
#860	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	2
#70	Flaming Sazerorc	1
#512	Frat Army FGF	1
#214	Frogade	1
#63	Frown Exerciser	1
#445	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	1
#249	Fudgie Roll	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#607	Gaia beads	1
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#88	Gin Mint	1
#102	Gnollish autoplunger	2
#401	Gnollish flyswatter	6
#594	Gnollish pie server	1
#577	Gnollish pie tin	2
#497	Gnollish plunger	3
#594	Gnollish slotted spoon	1
#679	Gnollish toolbox	1
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#1048	Go-Wassail	1
#236	Gordon Bennett	1
#1441	Green Clover of Justice	1
#185	Green Manalishi	1
#756	Gummi-Gnauga	1
#1144	Heimandatz's heart	1
#614	Hell ramen	1
#568	Hippy Army MPE	1
#1796	Imp Ale	2
#302	Inner Strength	1
#315	Inner Truth	1
#305	Inner Wisdom	1
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#570	Jarlsberg's earring	2
#107	Jefferson wings	1
#724	Jolly Roger charrrm	2
#691	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	1
#1017	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1
#98	Junk-Bond	1
#837	Kissin' Cousins	1
#227	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#819	Knob Goblin elite helm	2
#440	Knob Goblin elite pants	10
#792	Knob Goblin elite polearm	2
#892	Knob Goblin elite shirt	2
#1097	Knob Goblin firecracker	2
#780	Knob Goblin harem pants	2
#800	Knob Goblin harem veil	2
#1090	Knob Goblin love potion	1
#332	Knob Goblin melon baller	5
#525	Knob Goblin pants	13
#738	Knob Goblin perfume	1
#914	Knob Goblin scimitar	2
#487	Knob Goblin seltzer	13
#830	Knob Goblin steroids	2
#657	Knob Goblin tongs	8
#746	Knob Goblin visor	2
#821	Knob mushroom	1
#238	Knob nuts	1
#342	Knob pasty	1
#646	Knob sausage	1
#903	Knoll mushroom	2
🥈	Krampus Horn	1
#1063	Let Me Be!	1
#525	Lockenstock™ sandals	1
#3899	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	1
#724	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	4
#723	Lucky Surprise Egg	1
#1199	M-242	1
#1631	Mad Train wine	2
#400	Manetwich	1
#224	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	1
#694	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	1
#403	Meat detector	1
#1001	Meleegra™ pills	2
#103	Mer-kin digpick	1
#162	Mer-kin thingpouch	1
#862	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	9
#88	Mint Yulep	1
#381	Misty Robe	1
#850	Mohawk wig	2
#591	Monstar energy beverage	1
#913	Mountain Stream soda	2
#2547	Mr. Mediocrebar	2
#246	Nayztameetjoo trading card	1
#472	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#129	New Cloaca-Cola	1
#523	Newbiesport™ tent	1
#368	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	1
#385	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	1
#382	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	1
#328	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	1
#313	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	1
#319	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	1
#742	Now and Earlier	1
#508	Oil of Parrrlay	1
#676	Orcish baseball cap	2
#294	Orcish cargo shorts	10
#595	Orcish frat-paddle	2
#309	Orcish meat locker	1
#111	Oreille Divisée brandy	1
#612	PADL Phone	1
#66	Pendant of Fire	1
#886	Penultimate Fantasy chest	1
#618	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	1
#780	Pine-Fresh air freshener	1
#173	Polysniff Perfume	1
#476	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	1
#470	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	1
#940	Ram's Face Lager	1
#79	Red X Shield	1
#229	Regular Cloaca Cola	5
#2659	Rock Pops	1
#962	SPF 451 lip balm	1
#80	Sangria de Menthe	1
#1320	Senior Mints	1
#62	Sloe Comfortable Zoo	1
#87	Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire	1
#734	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	1
#727	Snow Queen Crown	1
#254	Space Tours Tripple	1
#651	Spam Witch sammich	20
#922	Spooky Surprise Egg	1
#669	Sugar Cog	1
#154	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
#736	Supernova Champagne	1
#506	Swabbie™ swab	1
#225	T.U.R.D.S. Key	1
#778	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	1
#826	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	1
#248	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	1
#803	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	1
#1566	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	5
#98	Tequiz Navidad	1
#852	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	1
#217	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	1
#207	The Snake trading card	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#123	Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy	1
#6	Third Eye	1
🥇	Tickle-Me Emilio	1
#562	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	1
#936	Travels with Jerry	1
#318	Trivial Avocations Card: What?	1
#319	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	1
#311	Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	1
#305	Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	1
🥇	Trivial Avocations board game	1
#947	Trollhouse cookies	8
🥈	Uncle Crimbo's hat	1
#918	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	1
#709	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	1
#2405	Valentine	1
#85	Vodka Matryoshka	1
#1105	Warm Subject gift certificate	1
#477	White Citadel burger	1
#430	White Citadel fries	1
#1955	Wint-O-Fresh mint	1
#771	Workytime Tea	1
#134	X-37 gun	1
#233	Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	1
#218	Ye Olde Medieval Insult	1
#348	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	1
#261	Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	2
#26	Yeg's Motel mouthwash	1
#24	Yeg's Motel sewing kit	1
#26	Yeg's Motel stationery	1
#2861	Yummy Tummy bean	2
#222	Z-Bone steak	1
#292	Ze™ goggles	1
#614	Zim Merman's guitar	1
#92	Zoodriver	1
#917	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	1
#17	a bug's lymph	1
#365	a butt tuba	1
#707	a little sump'm sump'm	1
#1478	abominable snowcone	1
#504	accidental cider	1
#663	acid-squirting flower	3
#788	acoustic guitarrr	2
#821	adder bladder	1
#705	all-purpose cleaner	1
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#622	alphabet gum	1
#124	ammonite candy mold	1
#816	ammonite fossil	3
#1101	amulet of extreme plot significance	3
#657	ancient Magi-Wipes	1
#158	ancient frozen dinner	15
#408	ancient spice	3
#251	ancient stone fist	1
#232	ancient stone head	1
#3681	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	1
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary pewter cape	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#631	ant agonist	1
#270	ant hoe	1
#283	ant rake	1
#260	ant sickle	1
#350	anti-anti-antidote	5
#1061	anticheese	1
#126	antique Canadian lantern	1
#375	antique bottle of cough syrup	1
#886	antique greaves	1
#730	antique hand mirror	1
#552	antique helmet	6
#212	antique machete	1
#46	antique nutcracker boots	1
#46	antique nutcracker cape	1
#32	antique nutcracker epaulets	1
#47	antique nutcracker hat	1
#153	antique packet of ketchup	12
#743	antique shield	2
#946	antique spear	1
#484	armgun	1
#486	around the world	1
#678	arrrgyle socks	2
#234	artisanal limoncello	1
#122	asbestos helmet turtle	1
#1105	asbestos ore	1
#478	asbestos sword	1
#884	asparagus knife	2
#469	asshat	2
#1173	awful poetry journal	17
#1848	baby killer bee	1
#264	backwoods screwdriver	1
#378	bacon bath ball	2
#32	bad vibroknife	1
#7431	badass belt	1
#147	badge of authority	1
#829	bag of Cheat-Os	2
#430	balaclava	1
#547	balaclava baklava	2
#2043	ball	1
#305	balloon helmet	1
#1029	balloon monkey	1
#311	balloon sword	1
#654	banana peel	1
#389	banana smoothie	1
#208	banana spritzer	1
#185	banana supersucker	2
#969	bananagate	1
#1058	bar skin	2
#427	barbed-wire fence	10
#1797	barrrnacle	2
#245	barskin hat	2
#758	baseball	2
#144	basic meat helmet	1
#144	basic meat sword	1
#824	bat guano	2
#903	bat wing	2
#783	batblade	1
#1074	batgut	2
#1660	battered Crimbo Crate	1
#227	battered hubcap	1
#398	bazookafish bubble gum	1
#680	beach glass bead	1
#967	beer bomb	1
#571	beer bong	1
#172	beer cartilage	1
#254	beer goggles	1
#671	beer helmet	1
#541	beer lens	2
#328	beer-scented teddy bear	1
#787	beertini	1
#698	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#690	beholed bedsheet	1
#745	bejeweled pledge pin	1
#123	belemnite candy mold	1
#977	belemnite fossil	1
#146	bent scrap metal	1
#347	big bad voodoo mask	1
#394	big bass drum	1
#852	big red clown nose	2
#801	bilge wine	1
#377	bird rib	1
#1498	bit of clingfilm	1
#551	bit-o-cactus	2
#298	black and white cracker	1
#54	black brandy	1
#203	black cherry soda	1
#86	black cowboy hat	1
#188	black facepaint	1
#669	black forest cake	1
#694	black greaves	1
#694	black helmet	1
#389	black kettle drum	1
#2563	black paisley oyster egg	1
#577	black pepper	1
#930	black pixel	2
#2110	black plastic oyster egg	1
#2088	black polka-dot oyster egg	1
#632	black pudding	1
#193	black sheepskin diploma	1
#667	black shield	1
#851	black snake skin	1
#2665	black striped oyster egg	1
#726	black sword	1
#892	blackberry	1
#269	blackberry combat boots	1
#221	blackberry moccasins	1
#226	blackberry slippers	1
#246	blank fudge mold	1
#158	blended frozen swill	1
#518	blind-packed capsule toy	1
#3303	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#1035	bloody beer	1
#726	bloody clown pants	3
#481	bloody mary	2
#116	blowdart	1
#2554	blue paisley oyster egg	1
#1181	blue pixel	2
#377	blue pixel potion	1
#2408	blue plastic oyster egg	1
#2374	blue polka-dot oyster egg	1
#2622	blue striped oyster egg	1
#301	bone aperitif	1
#289	bone chips	55
#430	bone flute	1
#277	bone meal	1
#666	bone rattle	1
#53	bonerang	1
#751	booty chest charrrm	1
#263	booze-soaked cherry	1
#954	bottle of Blank-Out	1
#743	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	1
#565	bottle of Mystic Shell	1
#334	bottle of Ooze-O	1
#624	bottle of Pinot Renoir	1
#458	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	1
#698	bottle of alcohol	1
#670	bottle of antifreeze	1
#715	bottle of bubbles	1
#513	bottle of cooking sherry	1
#1082	bottle of gin	3
#5027	bottle of goofballs	1
#680	bottle of pirate juice	1
#680	bottle of popskull	1
#265	bottle of realpagne	1
#1440	bottle of rum	2
#979	bottle of tequila	6
#332	bottle of ultravitamins	1
#1127	bottle of vodka	2
#1355	bottle of whiskey	2
#544	bottle opener belt buckle	1
#318	bottled inspiration	1
#38	bounty-hunting rifle	1
#92	bowl of Bounty-Os	1
#1136	bowl of cottage cheese	1
#62	bowl of mernudo	20
#169	bowl of rye sprouts	1
#843	box	4
#1191	boxed wine	2
#66	boxing glove on a spring	1
#454	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	1
#72	brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	1
#103	breadchucks	1
#2374	brick	2
#748	briefcase	1
#1107	broken skull	2
#624	broken sword	1
#108	brown paper bag mask	3
#109	brown paper pants	2
#678	brown sugar cane	1
#20	buñuelos Jaliscos	14
#297	bubble-wrap simulator	1
#15	bubble-wrap simulator (half broken)	1
#20	bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button)	1
#13	bubble-wrap simulator (one button left)	1
#498	bubblewrap ore	2
#424	bubblin' crude	1
#956	bubbly potion	1
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#249	buckler buckle	1
#1627	buckyball	1
#670	bugbear beanie	5
#638	bugbear bungguard	5
#593	bullet-proof corduroys	1
#937	bum cheek	2
#578	bunch of square grapes	1
#228	bus pass	1
#714	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#539	cactus fruit	1
#535	calle de miel	1
#737	can of CRIMBCOLA	5
#1107	can of Red Minotaur	1
#554	can of Swiller	1
#213	can of fake snow	2
#402	can of maces	2
#957	can of spinach	1
#2395	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	2
#669	candied bolts	1
#1142	candied kobold	1
#667	candied nuts	1
#2874	candied yams	1
#857	candy brain	1
#4786	candy cane	1
#2000	candy kneecapping stick	1
#1853	candy knuckles	1
#3830	candy stake	1
#745	cannonball charrrm	1
#504	canopic jar	3
#1749	canteen of wine	1
#530	carbonated soy milk	1
#331	cardboard katana	1
#509	cardboard ore	2
#408	cardboard wakizashi	4
#640	carob chunk noodles	1
#625	carob chunks	2
#130	carton of snake milk	1
#682	casino pass	2
#956	cast	2
#529	cat appendix	3
#527	catgut	8
#117	chakra malt	1
#71	chakra sludge	17
#129	chakra-mental wine	1
#1211	chaos butterfly	17
#185	cheer-o-gram	1
#1062	chef's hat	1
#664	cherry	1
#272	cherry pie	1
#775	chewing gum on a string	1
#179	children of the candy corn	1
#507	chintzy saucepan earring	1
#76	chlorine crystal	1
#576	chloroform rag	1
#503	chocolate bath ball	1
#716	chocolate filthy lucre	1
#221	chocolate saucepan	1
#409	chocolate spurs	1
#822	chopsticks	1
#765	chorizo taco	1
#452	chrome crossbow	1
#254	chrome helmet turtle	1
#870	chrome ore	2
#429	chrome staff	1
#2111	chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#445	chunk of rock salt	1
#156	cigarette lighter	1
#68	cinnamon troll doll	1
#1147	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	2
#616	clay peace-sign bead	1
#102	clockwork hat	1
#618	clockwork key	2
#101	clockwork pants	1
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#967	cloudy potion	1
#1797	clown hammer	1
#652	clown shoes	2
#722	clown skin	2
#185	clown wig	1
#1349	club necklace	5
#164	cob of corn	2
#1222	cocoa egg	1
#1228	cocoa eggshell fragment	1
#176	coconut bikini top	1
#1180	coconut shell	2
#912	cog	6
#777	cold ninja mask	1
#507	colored-light "necklace"	1
#882	commemorative war stein	1
#651	communications windchimes	1
#377	concentrated magicalness pill	4
🥉	control crystal	1
#653	cool whip	2
#124	cordial of concentration	3
#523	corn holder	1
#849	cornuthaum	1
#1822	corpse on the beach	1
#1818	corpsedriver	1
#1811	corpsetini	1
#1007	cranberries	4
#168	cranberry cordial	1
#140	crappy waiter disguise	1
#951	crazy little Turkish delight	1
#569	cream stout	1
#540	creamsicle	1
#541	crowbarrr	2
#523	cruelty-free wine	1
#22	crystal belt buckle	1
#399	crystalline cheer	38
#262	crystallized memory	1
#458	cup of primitive beer	1
#180	cupcake-in-a-cup	1
#513	cursed bottle of rum	1
#268	cyclops eyedrops	1
#185	cylindrical mold	9
#1025	daisy	1
#585	dance card	1
#962	dark potion	1
#139	day-old beer	1
#179	deactivated MicroMechaMech	1
#1037	dead guy's watch	2
#692	decorative fountain	2
#714	dehydrated caviar	1
#923	demon skin	1
#980	dense meat stack	5
#436	dented harmonica	1
#496	deodorant	2
#765	desiccated apricot	1
#153	detective skull	1
#207	devilish folio	1
#1596	diamond necklace	4
#1064	diamond-studded cane	1
#597	didgeridooka	1
#481	dire fudgesicle	1
#971	dirty hobo gloves	2
#1475	disassembled clover	2
#1648	disco ball	2
#1531	disco mask	2
#643	disease	9
#670	disembodied brain	2
#565	disintegrating quill pen	5
#985	distilled fortified wine	1
#587	distressed denim pants	1
#1346	disturbing fanfic	10
#478	divine cracker	1
#547	divine noisemaker	1
#1640	doll house	1
#1607	dollhive	1
#680	drab sonata	2
#577	draggin' ball hat	6
#134	dress pants	1
#649	dried face	2
#79	dripping meat crossbow	1
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#3872	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	1
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#3882	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	1
#781	tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker	1
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#3958	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	1
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#3910	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	1
#3893	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	1
#43	tiny plastic Knows About Chakras	2
#40	tiny plastic Krampus	2
#777	tiny plastic Lord Flameface	1
#215	tiny plastic MechaElf	1
#26	tiny plastic Mer-kin baker	2
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#403	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#1318	tiny plastic Norville Rogers	1
#3858	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	1
#3871	tiny plastic Protagonist	1
#771	tiny plastic Rene C. Corman	1
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#1531	tiny plastic Scream Queen	1
#3904	tiny plastic Spam Witch	1
#3891	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	1
#3061	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	1
#3064	tiny plastic The Man	1
#67	tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare	1
#172	tiny plastic Toybot	1
#3925	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	1
#2947	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	1
#238	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	1
#1121	tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	1
#3855	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	1
#75	tiny plastic Your Brain	1
#303	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#4541	tiny plastic accordion thief	1
#109	tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	1
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#8209	tiny plastic angry goat	1
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#3939	tiny plastic anime smiley	1
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#4475	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	1
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#3923	tiny plastic blooper	1
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#8217	tiny plastic coffee pixie	1
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#3174	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	1
#3911	tiny plastic cubist bull	1
#3935	tiny plastic demoninja	1
#4495	tiny plastic disco bandit	1
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#3875	tiny plastic drunk goat	1
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#3844	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	1
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#1129	tiny plastic fire servant	1
#3920	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	1
#3922	tiny plastic fruit golem	1
#8149	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	1
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#8090	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	1
#3901	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	1
#1738	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	1
#3859	tiny plastic goth giant	1
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#3893	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	1
#4597	tiny plastic hermit	1
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#8124	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	1
#1340	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	1
#8066	tiny plastic killer bee	1
#3891	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	1
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#8099	tiny plastic levitating potato	1
#3836	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	1
#71	tiny plastic mime executive	1
#72	tiny plastic mime functionary	1
#72	tiny plastic mime scientist	1
#74	tiny plastic mime soldier	1
#1341	tiny plastic moneybee	1
#8108	tiny plastic mosquito	1
#1337	tiny plastic mumblebee	1
#1036	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#3995	tiny plastic ninja snowman	1
#4344	tiny plastic pastamancer	1
#1137	tiny plastic peacannon	1
#8098	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	1
#4464	tiny plastic sauceror	1
#3891	tiny plastic scary clown	1
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#3951	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	1
#1125	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	1
#3837	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	1
#8222	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	1
#3935	tiny plastic spooky vampire	1
#8157	tiny plastic stab bat	1
#8133	tiny plastic star starfish	1
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
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#4036	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	1
#3861	tiny plastic taco cat	1
#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
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#3857	tiny plastic topiary golem	1
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#4480	tiny plastic turtle tamer	1
#3841	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	1
#192	tiny plastic warbear	1
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#3872	tiny plastic warwelf	1
#3849	tiny plastic whitesnake	1
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#176	vial of The Glistening	1
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#647	vinegar-soaked lemon slice	1
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#895	vorpal blade	1
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#546	wad of dough	48
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#687	walrus-tusk earring	1
🥇	wand of fudge control	1
#265	wand of pigification	1
#510	war tongs	1
#478	warbear battery	1
🥈	warbear hoverbelt	1
#341	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	1
#649	warbear whosit	1
#940	water pipe bomb	1
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#173	waterlogged stuffing	1
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#411	whiskey and soda	1
#631	whiskey sour	1
#792	white Canadian	1
#903	white balloon	1
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#586	white collar	1
#602	white hat hacker T-shirt	1
#1104	white lightning	1
#389	white picket fence	9
#1026	white pixel	1
#416	white rice	1
#809	white satin pants	1
#581	white satin shield	1
#935	white snake skin	2
#854	white sword	1
#512	wicker shield	1
#831	wind-up meatcar	1
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#93	wings of fire	1
#566	witty rapier	1
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#428	wonderwall shield	1
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#708	wussiness potion	7
#355	yak skin	1
#230	yellow drunki-bear	1
#1012	yellow gummi ingot	1
#1799	yellow paisley oyster egg	1
#2817	yellow plastic oyster egg	1
#1328	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1637	yellow striped oyster egg	1
#1622	yeti fur	3
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#51	zen motorcycle	1
#149	zmobie	1
#184	zombie hollandaise	1
#1862	zombie pineal gland	1

Wow, that's 6,714 items total!

what items are this player missing?