Farfalle al Dente

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#775'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign1
#14361-ball1
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#201Aluminum Epsilon of Humility2
#1340Amulet of Yendor2
#660Ancient Saucehelm4
#392Angry Farmer's Wife Candy1
#1228Argarggagarg's fang1
#234Arrrmetia trading card1
#37Atomic Comic8
#111BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt7
#480BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt2
#21BGE merchandise order form120
#364BGE pocket calendar2
#111BGE shotglass42
#676BGE temporary tattoo1
#316BGE tiny plastic toy4
#13Baron von Ratsworth's money clip21
#567Baron von Ratsworth's monocle21
#100Baron von Ratsworth's tophat20
#215Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler12
#932Better Than Cuddling Cake1
#761Bit O' Ectoplasm1
#747Blackfly Chardonnay1
#608Bling of the New Wave2
#815Blizzards I Have Died In1
#398Blood Light7
#522Blue Diamond of Honesty1
#301Bone's Farm "wine"6
#887Bonerdagon necklace11
#151Boss Bat bling21
#647Boss Bat britches23
#935Breathetasticâ„¢ Premium Canned Air3
#430Bulky Buddy Box7
#459C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button1
#110CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)7
#58CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)7
#60CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)7
#57CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)7
#47CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)8
#530CRIMBCO lanyard1
#1762CRIMBCO mug2
#1047CRIMBCO scrip50
#1938CRIMBCO wine1
#112CRIMBCOIDS mints19
#89CRIMBCOLOAF21
#220Chori Zo trading card1
#381Codpiece of the Goblin King20
#326Colander of Em-er'il7
#490Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket1
#674Copper Alpha of Sincerity3
#183Corpse Island iced tea29
#109Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.1
#376Crimbo candied pecan31
#320Crimbo fudge39
#239Crimbo peppermint bark62
#272Crimbo ukulele1
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#777Crown of the Goblin King32
#49Danglin' Chad's loincloth10
#228Das Überkühlraum trading card1
#1298Dickory Farms Gift Basket2
#346Disco 'Fro Pick8
#313Divine1
#190Dogsgotnonoz pills1
#115Dolphin King's crown37
#92Dr. Hobo's scalpel36
#364Drowsy Sword52
#423Eau de Guaneau1
#399Ecto-Cooler2
#480El Sombrero De Lopez5
#1468Elder Turtle Shell2
#371Frosty's frosty mug4
#249Fudgie Roll1
#277Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire1
🥈General Assembly Module3
#439General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket1
#98Glass Balls of the Goblin King20
#82Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer5
#572Go-Wassail26
#235Gordon Bennett1
#724Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob1
#896Green Clover of Justice2
#85Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog1
#130Haunted Sorority House staff guide41
#760Heimandatz's heart2
#410Hollandaise helmet2
#211Inndya trading card1
#364Instant Karma20
#828Iron Beta of Industry6
#1037Jack-in-the-box2
#483Jocko Homo's head4
#127Kevlar balloon1
#838Kissin' Cousins1
#228Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card1
#1051Knob Goblin elite shirt1
#628Knob Goblin lunchbox1
#822Knob mushroom1
#343Knob pasty1
#193Knob stroganoff1
#351Knob stuffed shells1
#1016Knoll mushroom1
#414La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez3
#229Lead Zeta of Chastity1
#398Lederhosen of the Night3
#1061Let Me Be!1
#81Libram of Divine Favors1
#112Libram of Love Songs1
#525Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet52
#307Mae West1
#156Mae West with a fly in it2
#1985MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech1
#401Manetwich1
#436Maxwell's Silver Hammer3
#202Meat detector3
#642Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs2
#1134Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler1
#89Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot4
#1963Mob Penguin cellular phone2
#347Mon Tiki1
#232Morbidda trading card1
#92Morlock's Mark Bourbon1
#171Mr. Balloon1
#462Mr. Joe's bangles2
#41My Own Pen Pal kit1
#247Nayztameetjoo trading card1
#287Neuromancer1
#274Newbiesportâ„¢ tent9
#725Newman's Own Trousers1
#987Nickel Gamma of Frugality3
#368Nightstalker perfume2
#217Ol' Scratch's ash can1
#304Ol' Scratch's salad fork4
#51Operation Patriot Shield1
#665Orange Star of Sacrifice3
#524Order of the Silver Wossname1
#30Oreille Divisée brandy18
#503Penultimate Fantasy chest19
#315Pink Heart of Spirit3
#234Poison Oak trading card1
#779Pokëmann figurine: Nothing1
#234Princess Rutabaga trading card1
#40Purple Horseshoe of Honor4
#283Raggedy Hippy doll1
#212Ralph IX cognac1
#261Red Balloon of Valor1
#47Red Pill8
#1463Retenez L'Herbe Paté1
#204Roo trading card1
#142S.A.V.E. flyer1
#963SPF 451 lip balm1
#6STYX deodorant body spray1
#1073Safari Jack's moustache1
#842Scalp of Gorgolok4
#60Schmalz's First Prize Beer1
#751Schrödinger's thermos9
#975Sensual Massage for Creeps1
#212Serenity trading card1
#254Silver Bullet beer10
#471Sinful Desires1
#122Skullhead's Screw1
#67Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags10
#361Snow Queen Crown6
#67Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire1
#138Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts1
#478Spooky-Gro fertilizer1
#1453St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket1
#355Steal This Candy5
#668Sugar Cog1
#938Tales from the Fireside1
#20Tales of a Kansas Toymaker60
#853The Big Book of Pirate Insults1
#218The Grand Poo-Bah trading card1
#29The Joy of Wassailing48
#294The Mariachi's guitar case6
#209The Snake trading card1
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
#217Thorny Toad trading card1
#1948Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette1
#114Tome of Clip Art1
#108Tome of Sugar Shummoning1
#938Travels with Jerry1
#147Ultrasoldier Serum7
#77Uncle Crimbo's Rations11
🥇Uncle Crimbo's Sack1
#509Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide20
#22Underworld sapling2
#251Uranium Omega of Temperance1
#228Vaso De Agua trading card1
#118Venus flytrap2
#599Volartta's bellbottoms2
#204Wand of Oscus1
#129Warm Subject gift certificate1,705
#228Woldo trading card1
#499Workytime Tea3
#1120Yakisoba's hat1
#1613Yellow Moon of Compassion1
#124Zim Merman's guitar6
#440Zinc Delta of Tranquility3
#191Zombo's skullcap1
#48a cute angel1
#706a little sump'm sump'm1
#109adhesive tape dolly1
#129all-purpose flower1
#52ancient turtle shell1
#58ancient turtle shell helmet1
#25ancient turtle shell powder1
#3680ancient unspeakable fruitcake1
#94ancient vinyl coin purse116
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
#68annoying pitchfork34
#327ant agonist7
#142ant hoe3
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#124ant pitchfork3
#184ant rake2
#129ant sickle3
#432asbestos apron1
#105asbestos crossbow7
#64asbestos crossbow string5
#42asbestos staff10
#64asbestos stick5
#78asbestos sword9
#71asbestos sword hilt5
#1192astral mushroom1
#2063astronaut pants1
#358bätzle1
#178baby killer bee54
#183babycakes1
#909badass belt59
#1883bag of airline peanuts1
#49bag of bones16
#504bag of lard2
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#175ball39
#97ball-in-a-cup2
#497balloon monkey3
#825banana3
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#87banana milkshake1
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#388banana smoothie1
#208banana spritzer1
#368banana-frosted king cake8
#77barrrnacle155
#110barskin cloak1
#354bat-shaped Crimboween cookie5
#1193bath ball gift set2
#768battered Crimbo Crate10
#53beertini48
#430beholed bedsheet2
#1022bi-lateral logic compressor1
#145big glob of skin1
#801bilge wine1
#31bindlestocking37
#765bit of clingfilm5
#338bite-me-red lipstick40
#8bitter bowtie3
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#199blended frozen swill with a fly in it1
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#93bone meal6
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#468bungle in the jungle1
#968bunny liver1
#745burst hellseal brain2
#535calle de miel1
#90calle de miel with a fly in it3
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#1612chaos butterfly2
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#1823cheap plastic bottle opener1
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#580chocolate-covered scarab beetle1
#31chorizo brownies97
#101chrome crossbow8
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#116chrome stick2
#178chrome sword5
#41chrome sword hilt8
#474chunk of depleted Grimacite21
#148circular CRIMBCOOKIE9
#61class five ecto-larva1
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#226club necklace24
#1227cocoa egg1
#248cold hi mein1
#253collection of tiny spooky objects6
#884commemorative war stein1
#805computronic processing unit2
#555concentrated garbage juice1
#91container of Spooky Putty1
🥉control crystal1
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#201cool mushroom wine1
#438corncob pipe2
#149corpse on the beach33
#217corpsebite1
#306corpsedriver16
#273corpsetini19
#70correction fluid28
#99cotton candy cocoon1
#138cracker1
#21cranberry schnapps12
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#200cube of billiard chalk1
#444cup of infinite pencils2
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#147cyborg stompin' boot10
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#57deadly nightshade1
#116decanter of fine Scotch2
#1478defective skull1
#168delectable fire ant1
#90delicious comfit?1
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#168delicious stinkbug1
#187deluxe fax machine2
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#65denim axe9
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#31digital underground potion4
#218dill157
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#120dollhive90
#655donkey flipbook1
#304drum of pomade3
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#441ducha de oro2
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#323freezin' bindle2
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#776frightful feather1
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#176frost-rimed seal hide2
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#827frozen mushroom1
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#379fudge bunny1
#97fudge lily69
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#259fudge spork1
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#124funhouse mirror8
#782funky dried mushroom1
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#487fuzzbump2
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#241gearbox necklace4
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#129giant discarded torn-up glove34
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#268green-frosted astral cupcake4
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#276guard turtle collar1
#119gun cleaning kit1
#121gyroscope25
#150haiku katana1
#32hair of the calf10
#401half-orchid1
#93handful of Crotchety Pine needles2
#106handful of Laughing Willow bark2
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#127handful of numbers3
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#878heart-shaped balloon3
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#401hellseal whisker28
#730hemp string3
#98herbal stuffing61
#99herringcello76
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#626hideous egg1
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#576honey-dipped locust1
#307horizontal tango3
#267hot hi mein1
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#149hot plate16
#93hovering sombrero5
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#311hypodermic needle5
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#1080ion-pulse modulation stabilizer1
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#1439joybuzzer6
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#884killer rag doll2
#92killing feather173
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#520knuckle sandwich42
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🥈laser targeting chip1
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#83linoleum sword hilt2
#162live wire5
#114liver popsicle1
#142llama lama cria1
#104long pork lasagna1
#590long-stemmed rose1
#93longhaired hippy wig6
#380lovecat tail2
#433lucky bottlecap2
#107lump of Saccharine Maple sap2
#940mad scientist's sock monkey2
#2077mafia aria1
#1560magical ice cube with a fly in it4
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#103makeshift cape3
#101makeshift crane3
#52makeshift skirt3
#74makeshift turban2
#309mandarina colada1
#146mandarina colada with a fly in it2
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#90mariachi toothpaste1
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#64marshmallow flambé7
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#1847mauve polka-dot oyster egg1
#2384mauve striped oyster egg1
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#267menudo ravioli1
#938milky potion1
#86miniature carton of clove cigarettes8
#487miniature stuffed Goth Giant1
#49mirrored aviator shades1
#108misfit dolly1
#468mojo filter1
#414monomolecular yo-yo150
#1082motivational poster2
#688mugcake1
#139mulled cider13
#460mummy costume12
#911murky potion1
#169mylar scout drone27
#73mysterious chest1
#444mysterious silver lapel pin2
#525nanite-infested candy cane25
#352nanite-infested eggnog13
#282nanite-infested fruitcake15
#421nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear11
#83natty blue ascot4
#208necrotizing body spray46
#121night-vision goggles10
#418obnoxious riddle1
#298obsidian dagger51
#529ocean motion1
#1365off-white paisley oyster egg1
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#1583off-white striped oyster egg1
#470oily golden mushroom1
#278oily mushroom wine1
#104old coin purse216
#93old leather wallet218
#1476old sweatpants12
🥇old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie1
#185oozenog15
#475orange and black Crimboween candy7
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#125orange peel hat4
#318orange-frosted astral cupcake3
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#153outrageous sombrero1
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#133packet of mayfly bait1
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#66pair of bolt cutters22
#57pair of pearidot earrings2
#527palm frond5
#164panhandle panhandling hat10
#144pants of the Slug Lord26
#447panty raider camouflage1
#69papaya slung33
#290paperclip161
#142paperclip sproinger1
#143parasitic claw2
#77parasitic headgnawer2
#79parasitic strangleworm2
#69parasitic tentacles2
#197passable elf mask15
#56pat-a-cake pendant24
#324patent leather shoes21
#100penguin focaccia bread72
#273penguin thesaurus26
#472perpendicular hula1
#85perpendicular hula with a fly in it3
#1060personalized birthday cake1
#1684pet rock3
#1651pet rock "Groucho" disguise1
#1882pet rock "Snooty" disguise1
#217petrified wood49
#118phish stick9
#1173phonics down1
#32pig-iron bracers4
#42pig-iron helm4
#29pig-iron shinguards5
#1152pink candy heart1
#158pink glowstick12
#595pink pony1
#524pink-frosted astral cupcake1
#682pirate shirt1
#1724pixellated candy heart2
#532plastic passion fruit2
🥈plexifoam chin strap1
#214plum wine1
#262plump juicy grub1
#87pocketwatch on a chain18
#308pog #01 (spider)3
#209pog #02 (Knob goblin)5
#295pog #03 (warwelf)3
#383pog #04 (skleleton)2
#318pog #05 (ninja snowman)3
#260pog #06 (filthy hippy)4
#267pog #07 (orcish frat boy)4
#315pog #08 (hellion)3
#492pog #09 (pirate)1
#404pog #10 (hobo)2
#261pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress)4
#702pointy mushroom1
#196pointy mushroom wine1
#64poison pen15
#530poltergeist-in-the-jar-o1
#2126polyalloy shield1
🥈polymorphic fastening apparatus1
#1625pork elf goodies sack1
#1433portable corkscrew1
#26portable photocopier171
#252possessed top23
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#112potted cactus288
#272potted fern2
#43pottery training pants1
#84poultrygeist10
#82pregnant gloomy black mushroom2
#126pregnant mushroom3
#53pregnant oily golden mushroom2
#1151prehistoric spear2
#179press-on ribs47
#2040pretty flower1
#265prosthetic forehead6
#336prussian cathouse1
#157prussian cathouse with a fly in it2
#321psycho sweater1
#2035puce paisley oyster egg1
#2103puce plastic oyster egg1
#2254puce polka-dot oyster egg1
#1645puce striped oyster egg1
#111pulsing flesh23
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Wow, that's 14,493 items total!

what items are this player missing?