Museum :: Farfalle al Dente

Farfalle al Dente

Rank	Item	Quantity
#774	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#1437	1-ball	1
#1426	2-ball	1
#1456	3-ball	1
#1473	4-ball	1
#1435	5-ball	1
#1425	6-ball	1
#1485	7-ball	1
#2244	8-ball	1
#626	9-ball	1
#785	ASCII shirt	1
#201	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	2
#1340	Amulet of Yendor	2
#660	Ancient Saucehelm	4
#392	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	1
#1229	Argarggagarg's fang	1
#232	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#37	Atomic Comic	8
#110	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	7
#480	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	2
#21	BGE merchandise order form	120
#364	BGE pocket calendar	2
#111	BGE shotglass	42
#676	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#316	BGE tiny plastic toy	4
#13	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	21
#566	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	21
#101	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	20
#215	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	12
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#762	Bit O' Ectoplasm	1
#748	Blackfly Chardonnay	1
#608	Bling of the New Wave	2
#815	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
#398	Blood Light	7
#522	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
#301	Bone's Farm "wine"	6
#888	Bonerdagon necklace	11
#152	Boss Bat bling	21
#648	Boss Bat britches	23
#934	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	3
#430	Bulky Buddy Box	7
#460	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
#110	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	7
#58	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	7
#60	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	7
#57	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	7
#47	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	8
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#1761	CRIMBCO mug	2
#1046	CRIMBCO scrip	50
#1938	CRIMBCO wine	1
#112	CRIMBCOIDS mints	19
#89	CRIMBCOLOAF	21
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#381	Codpiece of the Goblin King	20
#325	Colander of Em-er'il	7
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#673	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	3
#183	Corpse Island iced tea	29
#109	Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	1
#376	Crimbo candied pecan	31
#321	Crimbo fudge	39
#239	Crimbo peppermint bark	62
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#777	Crown of the Goblin King	32
#48	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	10
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
#1297	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	2
#347	Disco 'Fro Pick	8
#313	Divine	1
#190	Dogsgotnonoz pills	1
#115	Dolphin King's crown	37
#92	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	36
#365	Drowsy Sword	52
#423	Eau de Guaneau	1
#399	Ecto-Cooler	2
#479	El Sombrero De Lopez	5
#1469	Elder Turtle Shell	2
#370	Frosty's frosty mug	4
#249	Fudgie Roll	1
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
🥈	General Assembly Module	3
#440	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	1
#98	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	20
#82	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	5
#572	Go-Wassail	26
#236	Gordon Bennett	1
#725	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	1
#894	Green Clover of Justice	2
#85	Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog	1
#130	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	41
#759	Heimandatz's heart	2
#411	Hollandaise helmet	2
#210	Inndya trading card	1
#363	Instant Karma	20
#828	Iron Beta of Industry	6
#1037	Jack-in-the-box	2
#483	Jocko Homo's head	4
#127	Kevlar balloon	1
#839	Kissin' Cousins	1
#227	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
#1052	Knob Goblin elite shirt	1
#629	Knob Goblin lunchbox	1
#822	Knob mushroom	1
#343	Knob pasty	1
#194	Knob stroganoff	1
#352	Knob stuffed shells	1
#1016	Knoll mushroom	1
#414	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	3
#229	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#398	Lederhosen of the Night	3
#1061	Let Me Be!	1
#82	Libram of Divine Favors	1
#112	Libram of Love Songs	1
#525	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	52
#308	Mae West	1
#156	Mae West with a fly in it	2
#1985	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#401	Manetwich	1
#437	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	3
#202	Meat detector	3
#644	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	2
#1134	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	1
#89	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	4
#1962	Mob Penguin cellular phone	2
#348	Mon Tiki	1
#232	Morbidda trading card	1
#93	Morlock's Mark Bourbon	1
#171	Mr. Balloon	1
#462	Mr. Joe's bangles	2
#41	My Own Pen Pal kit	1
#246	Nayztameetjoo trading card	1
#287	Neuromancer	1
#273	Newbiesport™ tent	9
#726	Newman's Own Trousers	1
#988	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	3
#368	Nightstalker perfume	2
#217	Ol' Scratch's ash can	1
#302	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	4
#51	Operation Patriot Shield	1
#665	Orange Star of Sacrifice	3
#524	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
#30	Oreille Divisée brandy	18
#503	Penultimate Fantasy chest	19
#314	Pink Heart of Spirit	3
#233	Poison Oak trading card	1
#778	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	1
#233	Princess Rutabaga trading card	1
#39	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	4
#283	Raggedy Hippy doll	1
#212	Ralph IX cognac	1
#261	Red Balloon of Valor	1
#47	Red Pill	8
#1463	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	1
#204	Roo trading card	1
#143	S.A.V.E. flyer	1
#963	SPF 451 lip balm	1
#6	STYX deodorant body spray	1
#1073	Safari Jack's moustache	1
#843	Scalp of Gorgolok	4
#60	Schmalz's First Prize Beer	1
#752	Schrödinger's thermos	9
#974	Sensual Massage for Creeps	1
#211	Serenity trading card	1
#254	Silver Bullet beer	10
#471	Sinful Desires	1
#122	Skullhead's Screw	1
#68	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	10
#362	Snow Queen Crown	6
#67	Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire	1
#138	Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts	1
#478	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	1
#1452	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	1
#356	Steal This Candy	5
#669	Sugar Cog	1
#938	Tales from the Fireside	1
#20	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	60
#853	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	1
#217	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	1
#29	The Joy of Wassailing	48
#295	The Mariachi's guitar case	6
#208	The Snake trading card	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#216	Thorny Toad trading card	1
#1947	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	1
#114	Tome of Clip Art	1
#109	Tome of Sugar Shummoning	1
#937	Travels with Jerry	1
#147	Ultrasoldier Serum	7
#77	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	11
🥇	Uncle Crimbo's Sack	1
#508	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	20
#22	Underworld sapling	2
#251	Uranium Omega of Temperance	1
#228	Vaso De Agua trading card	1
#118	Venus flytrap	2
#600	Volartta's bellbottoms	2
#204	Wand of Oscus	1
#129	Warm Subject gift certificate	1,705
#228	Woldo trading card	1
#499	Workytime Tea	3
#1120	Yakisoba's hat	1
#1613	Yellow Moon of Compassion	1
#123	Zim Merman's guitar	6
#440	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	3
#191	Zombo's skullcap	1
#48	a cute angel	1
#706	a little sump'm sump'm	1
#109	adhesive tape dolly	1
#129	all-purpose flower	1
#52	ancient turtle shell	1
#58	ancient turtle shell helmet	1
#25	ancient turtle shell powder	1
#3681	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	1
#94	ancient vinyl coin purse	116
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#68	annoying pitchfork	34
#327	ant agonist	7
#142	ant hoe	3
#255	ant pick	1
#122	ant pitchfork	3
#184	ant rake	2
#128	ant sickle	3
#433	asbestos apron	1
#105	asbestos crossbow	7
#63	asbestos crossbow string	5
#42	asbestos staff	10
#65	asbestos stick	5
#78	asbestos sword	9
#72	asbestos sword hilt	5
#1192	astral mushroom	1
#2064	astronaut pants	1
#358	bätzle	1
#178	baby killer bee	54
#183	babycakes	1
#909	badass belt	59
#1883	bag of airline peanuts	1
#49	bag of bones	16
#504	bag of lard	2
#90	bag of many confections	4
#174	ball	39
#97	ball-in-a-cup	2
#497	balloon monkey	3
#825	banana	3
#339	banana cream pie	1
#87	banana milkshake	1
#218	banana peel	24
#389	banana smoothie	1
#208	banana spritzer	1
#368	banana-frosted king cake	8
#77	barrrnacle	155
#110	barskin cloak	1
#355	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	5
#1193	bath ball gift set	2
#769	battered Crimbo Crate	10
#54	beertini	48
#430	beholed bedsheet	2
#1022	bi-lateral logic compressor	1
#146	big glob of skin	1
#802	bilge wine	1
#31	bindlestocking	37
#766	bit of clingfilm	5
#338	bite-me-red lipstick	40
#8	bitter bowtie	3
#873	black candy heart	1
#510	black eyedrops	1
#132	black lotus	1
#2563	black paisley oyster egg	1
#111	black pension check	109
#2110	black plastic oyster egg	1
#2088	black polka-dot oyster egg	1
#465	black spot	1
#2665	black striped oyster egg	1
#269	blackberry combat boots	1
#198	blended frozen swill with a fly in it	1
#274	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	23
#1654	blood flower	1
#2554	blue paisley oyster egg	1
#2408	blue plastic oyster egg	1
#2374	blue polka-dot oyster egg	1
#124	blue shell	1
#2621	blue striped oyster egg	1
#610	blue-frosted astral cupcake	1
#199	blueberry-frosted king cake	7
#177	blundarrrbus	3
#174	bobble-hip hula elf doll	1
#192	bone chips	101
#93	bone meal	6
#21	bone spurs	3
#61	boneana hammock	1
#63	bonedanna	1
#354	borg sock monkey	5
#519	bottle of Blank-Out	12
#624	bottle of Pinot Renoir	1
#671	bottle of antifreeze	1
#366	bottle of bubbles	26
#3679	bottle of goofballs	3
#134	bottle of peppermint schnapps	2
#679	bottle of pirate juice	1
#155	bottle of realpagne	3
#385	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	1
#95	bottled green pixie	1
#146	boulder	16
#485	bouquet of circular saw blades	2
#1192	box of sunshine	182
#230	box turtle	1
#363	boxed champagne	1
#1334	boxed wine	1
#42	brazen bracelet	1
#24	breaded beer	12
#2709	brick	1
#155	brine	102
#590	bronze breastplate	1
#110	bronze handcuffs	1
#541	bronzed locust	1
#957	bubbly potion	1
#188	buckyball	30
#70	bugged balaclava	1
#939	bunch of bananas	1
#467	bungle in the jungle	1
#970	bunny liver	1
#745	burst hellseal brain	2
#534	calle de miel	1
#90	calle de miel with a fly in it	3
#167	can of CRIMBCOLA	12
#351	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	1
#130	can of depilatory cream	1
#396	can of franks 'n' beans	1
#956	can of spinach	1
#81	can of sterno	3
#130	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	55
#96	candied yams	77
#287	candy cane	134
#110	candy cornucopia	1
#273	candy kneecapping stick	7
#169	candy knuckles	11
#920	candy stake	7
#330	canteen of wine	80
#1389	carbon nanotube frame	4
🥈	carbonite visor	1
#31	carob chunk noodles	95
#234	cement sandals	4
#99	chainsaw chain	9
#1612	chaos butterfly	2
#26	charged magnet	4
#401	cheap elven gloves	11
#1823	cheap plastic bottle opener	1
#231	chocolate cigar	8
#458	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	3
#581	chocolate-covered scarab beetle	1
#31	chorizo brownies	97
#101	chrome crossbow	8
#107	chrome crossbow string	2
#429	chrome staff	1
#115	chrome stick	2
#178	chrome sword	5
#41	chrome sword hilt	8
#474	chunk of depleted Grimacite	21
#148	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	9
#61	class five ecto-larva	1
#969	cloudy potion	1
#228	club necklace	24
#1226	cocoa egg	1
#248	cold hi mein	1
#253	collection of tiny spooky objects	6
#883	commemorative war stein	1
#805	computronic processing unit	2
#555	concentrated garbage juice	1
#91	container of Spooky Putty	1
🥉	control crystal	1
#748	cool mushroom	1
#200	cool mushroom wine	1
#437	corncob pipe	2
#149	corpse on the beach	33
#218	corpsebite	1
#305	corpsedriver	16
#273	corpsetini	19
#70	correction fluid	28
#98	cotton candy cocoon	1
#138	cracker	1
#21	cranberry schnapps	12
#523	cruelty-free wine	1
#201	cube of billiard chalk	1
#443	cup of infinite pencils	2
#291	cyborg doll	6
#147	cyborg stompin' boot	10
#664	cymbal syrup	1
#1025	daisy	1
#964	dark potion	1
#615	deadly lampshade	1
#57	deadly nightshade	1
#116	decanter of fine Scotch	2
#1477	defective skull	1
#167	delectable fire ant	1
#90	delicious comfit?	1
#246	delicious shimmering moth	1
#167	delicious stinkbug	1
#189	deluxe fax machine	2
#164	demonskin jacket	1
#65	denim axe	9
#466	diamond necklace	14
#31	digital underground potion	4
#218	dill	157
#1629	disassembled clover	1
#986	distilled fortified wine	1
#550	divine blowout	1
#562	divine can of silly string	1
#573	divine champagne flute	1
#410	divine champagne popper	2
#479	divine cracker	1
#548	divine noisemaker	1
#113	doll house	51
#120	dollhive	90
#655	donkey flipbook	1
#304	drum of pomade	3
#152	drywall axe	86
#442	ducha de oro	2
#176	duct tape wallet	7
#620	dusty Crimbo crate	17
#1041	dusty bottle of Marsala	1
#1062	dusty bottle of Merlot	1
#1030	dusty bottle of Muscat	1
#1030	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	1
#1061	dusty bottle of Port	1
#1015	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	1
#1069	dwarf bread	2
#320	easter egg balloon	64
#948	effervescent potion	1
#125	eggnog	145
#252	elven limbos gingerbread	53
#95	elven cellocello	81
#537	elven moonshine	19
#228	elven socks	19
#76	elven suicide capsule	99
#1383	evil teddy bear	6
#145	exotic orchid	1
#70	expensive cigar	3
#1773	explosion-flavored chewing gum	1
#265	facsimile dictionary	39
#79	fairy-worn boots	1
#761	fake blood	1
#1388	fake fake vomit	9
#1179	fake hand	10
#421	fake plastic grass	4
#138	fancy beef jerky	1
#1146	fancy but probably evil chocolate	5
#1830	fancy chocolate	2
#144	fancy chocolate car	21
#364	fancy dress ball	37
#208	fat stacks of cash	71
#217	fat wallet	1
#499	felt	18
#8	fertilized ghuol egg	152
#201	festive holiday hat	20
#738	fetid feather	1
#880	fine wine	1
#978	fire	4
#692	[2426]fire flower	1
#119	fishy fish lasagna	1
#958	fizzy potion	1
#856	flaming feather	1
#58	flaming glowsticks	9
#886	flaming mushroom	1
#321	flaming mushroom wine	1
#1610	flashing novelty button	1
#168	flat mushroom wine	1
#790	flirtatious feather	1
#164	floaty inverse geode	1
#861	flute of flat champagne	1
#767	fossilized limb	1
#405	fossilized serpent skull	1
#701	fossilized spike	1
#563	fossilized spine	1
#696	fossilized wing	1
#444	frayed rope belt	2
#323	freezin' bindle	2
#1456	friendly cheez blob	1
#777	frightful feather	1
#502	frigid mote	1
#176	frost-rimed seal hide	2
#811	frozen feather	1
#827	frozen mushroom	1
#354	fruitcake	63
#379	fudge bunny	1
#97	fudge lily	69
#63	fudge pocket square	1
#259	fudge spork	1
#82	fudgesicle	6
#124	funhouse mirror	8
#782	funky dried mushroom	1
#110	fustulent seal grulch	4
#487	fuzzbump	2
#1242	fuzzy dice	5
#240	gearbox necklace	4
#164	ghost cucumber	232
#551	ghost pickle on a stick	1
#141	ghost trap	11
#316	ghostly body paint	12
#200	giant discarded bottlecap	25
#316	giant discarded plastic fork	31
#129	giant discarded torn-up glove	34
#239	giant glass of brandy	2
#193	giant pinky ring	78
#78	giant stuffed bugbear	1
#40	gift-a-pult	9
#82	gilded lily	1
#275	gimlet	1
#613	gingerbread bugbear	39
#2303	gingerbread horror	3
#216	gingerbread mutant bugbear	15
#211	gingham blouse	1
#47	glimmering buzzard feather	1
#64	glimmering great tit feather	1
#46	glimmering penguin feather	1
#44	glimmering phoenix feather	1
#74	glimmering raven feather	1
#143	glimmering roc feather	1
#230	glittery mascara	2
#21	glob of Blank-Out	1
#1499	gloomy black mushroom	1
#263	glow-in-the-dark wristwatch	1
#65	glowing frisbee	1
#99	gnat lasagna	1
#102	gnauga hide vest	1
#394	goat	1
#161	golden ring	121
#167	golden twig	1
#724	googly eye	18
#1169	goth kid t-shirt	1
#33	grape troll doll	2
#728	gray bow tie	8
#594	green balloon	2
#1909	green beer	1
#1158	green candy heart	1
#171	green glowstick	9
#268	green-frosted astral cupcake	4
#178	grinning turtle	1
#479	grue egg	55
#734	grue egg omelette	1
#277	guard turtle collar	1
#120	gun cleaning kit	1
#120	gyroscope	25
#150	haiku katana	1
#32	hair of the calf	10
#400	half-orchid	1
#93	handful of Crotchety Pine needles	2
#106	handful of Laughing Willow bark	2
#794	handful of confetti	53
#127	handful of numbers	3
#405	harem girl t-shirt	2
#352	heart necklace	18
🥇	heart of dark chocolate	1
#605	heart of the volcano	11
#878	heart-shaped balloon	3
#101	heavy leather-bound tome	2
#414	hellseal claw	35
#401	hellseal whisker	28
#730	hemp string	3
#98	herbal stuffing	61
#99	herringcello	76
🥈	hi-density nylocite leg armor	1
#39	hibernating robot reindeer	1
#626	hideous egg	1
#148	hipposkin poncho	1
#575	honey-dipped locust	1
#307	horizontal tango	3
#266	hot hi mein	1
#260	hot pink lipstick	2
#150	hot plate	16
#93	hovering sombrero	5
#1026	hyperbolic plasma focuser	1
#148	hyperinflated seal lung	2
#311	hypodermic needle	5
#275	ice stein	1
#67	iced-out bling	7
#275	icy mushroom wine	1
#156	immense cyborg hand	13
#175	imp unity ring	20
#957	incredibly creepy marionette	2
#1080	ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	1
#243	irate sombrero	10
#721	irradiated candy cane	6
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#795	jar of swamp gas	18
#111	jawbruiser	18
#1828	jazz soap	1
#676	jerky coins	19
#1438	joybuzzer	6
🥈	kevlateflocite helmet	1
#499	kickback cookbook	1
#884	killer rag doll	2
#92	killing feather	173
#1184	kneecapping stick	5
#146	knob mushroom wine	1
#156	knoll mushroom wine	1
#520	knuckle sandwich	42
🥈	laser cannon	1
🥈	laser targeting chip	1
#205	laser-broiled pear	37
#1166	lavender candy heart	1
#268	lavender candygram	1
#2180	lavender paisley oyster egg	1
#2307	lavender plastic oyster egg	1
#2028	lavender polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1766	lavender striped oyster egg	1
#203	lead necklace	50
#456	leaflet	1
#201	leather bookmark	1
#492	left half of a heart necklace	1
#1751	length of string	1
#432	lesser grodulated violet	1
#270	library card	1
#144	licorice garrote	12
#81	licorice root	99
#55	limburger biker boots	9
#88	linoleum crossbow	9
#42	linoleum crossbow string	5
#178	linoleum staff	4
#120	linoleum stick	1
#266	linoleum sword	3
#82	linoleum sword hilt	2
#162	live wire	5
#115	liver popsicle	1
#141	llama lama cria	1
#105	long pork lasagna	1
#590	long-stemmed rose	1
#93	longhaired hippy wig	6
#379	lovecat tail	2
#432	lucky bottlecap	2
#107	lump of Saccharine Maple sap	2
#939	mad scientist's sock monkey	2
#2077	mafia aria	1
#1560	magical ice cube with a fly in it	4
#387	magnifying glass	1
#102	makeshift cape	3
#101	makeshift crane	3
#52	makeshift skirt	3
#74	makeshift turban	2
#310	mandarina colada	1
#145	mandarina colada with a fly in it	2
#277	many-eyed glasses	6
#91	mariachi toothpaste	1
#147	marionette collective	5
#64	marshmallow flambé	7
#1983	mauve paisley oyster egg	1
#2253	mauve plastic oyster egg	1
#1846	mauve polka-dot oyster egg	1
#2384	mauve striped oyster egg	1
#695	meat from yesterday	1
#267	menudo ravioli	1
#939	milky potion	1
#86	miniature carton of clove cigarettes	8
#487	miniature stuffed Goth Giant	1
#49	mirrored aviator shades	1
#108	misfit dolly	1
#466	mojo filter	1
#414	monomolecular yo-yo	150
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#8071	tiny plastic killer bee	1
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#184	tuxedo shirt	1
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#1254	yo	5
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#1862	zombie pineal gland	1

Wow, that's 14,493 items total!

what items are this player missing?