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#114"Humorous" T-shirt1
#299'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign6
#3291-ball16
#1141.21 jigawatts1
#971337 7r0uZ0RZ127
#2612-ball20
#12425-meat staff1
#3643-ball13
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#4019-ball2
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#244Alewife™ Ale2
#59Aluminum Epsilon of Humility5
#918Amulet of Yendor12
#2231Ancient Saucehelm1
#23Angry Farmer candy9,984
#31Angry Farmer's Wife Candy96
#296Ankh of Badahnkadh1
#70Apathargic Bandersnatch1
#232Arrrmetia trading card1
#785Asleep in the Cemetery2
#101Bash-Ōs cereal8
#222Benetton's Medley of Diversity1
#76Better Than Cuddling Cake34
#388Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook3
#173Bit O' Ectoplasm14
#45Black Body™ spray13
#27Black No. 21,444
#41Blackfly Chardonnay299
#224Blizzards I Have Died In4
#522Blue Diamond of Honesty1
#254Bohemian rhapsody1
#423Boris's key lime pie1
#243Boris's ring7
#1743Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air1
#132Brimstone Chicken Sandwich90
#1501Bulky Buddy Box1
#7C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button54
🥈C.B.F.G.1
#207C.H.U.M. chum5
#310C.H.U.M. knife3
#183C.H.U.M. lantern1
#163Cerebral Cloche1
#185Chester's moustache1
#83Chester's muscle shirt1
#24Children's Meal of the Damned1
#88Choker of the Ultragoth1
#220Chori Zo trading card1
#1732Cloaca grenade1
#1496Cloaca-Cola1
#815Cloaca-Cola c-rations3
#1488Cloaca-Cola fatigues1
#1419Cloaca-Cola helmet1
#903Cloaca-Cola knapsack1
#1429Cloaca-Cola shield1
#354Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife2
#281Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration1
#97Cold Hots candy201
#116Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket11
#109Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.1
#49Crimbo pie100
#97Crimbo ukulele2
#2374Crimboween memo1
#1116Crown of the Goblin King21
#97Daffy Taffy439
#320Danglin' Chad's loincloth2
#228Das Überkühlraum trading card1
#149Deactivated O. A. F.5
#313Divine1
#456Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment2
#605Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir3
#308Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm3
#136Double Bacon Beelzeburger90
#537Dramatic™ range1
#1133Drowsy Sword11
#129Dyspepsi grenade101
#84Dyspepsi-Cola989
#1084Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations1
#1406Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues1
#1417Dyspepsi-Cola helmet1
#858Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack1
#1376Dyspepsi-Cola shield1
#580Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen1
#92Earring of Fire1
#177Eau de Guaneau3
#42El Vibrato energy spear1
#45El Vibrato helmet1
#11El Vibrato leg guards2
#54El Vibrato power sphere32
#81El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)1
#42El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)5
#223El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)2
#99El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)7
#98El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)4
#59El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)6
#70El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)6
#201El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)4
#146El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)6
#67El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)10
#477Elf Farm Raffle ticket3
#498Elfin shortbread1
#270Elmley shades3
#72Elvish sunglasses1
#517Ent cider11
#133Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots101
#251Ferrigno's Elixir of Power1
#1272Feynman gate4
#89Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form1
#232Frat Army FGF15
#214Frogade1
#126Frost™ brand sword1
#698Frosty's frosty mug1
#196Frosty's nailbat1
#203Gaia beads18
#71Genalen™ Bottle74
#440General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket1
#186Gnollish autoplunger1
#99Gnollish casserole dish10
#152Gnollish flyswatter21
#111Gnollish pie server17
#672Gnollish pie tin1
#167Gnollish plunger17
#102Gnollish slotted spoon20
#103Gnollish toolbox68
#441Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer1
#588Goodfella contract21
#236Gordon Bennett1
#337Grateful Undead T-shirt1
#44Grimacite Bock1
#524Gummi-Gnauga3
#140Happy Birthday, Claude! cake16
#131Hatorade1
#613Hell ramen1
#79Himalayan Hidalgo sauce2
#324Hodgman's blanket4
#73Hodgman's garbage sticker1
#133Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times1
#125Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics1
#173Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin1
#63Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top2
#129Hodgman's lobsterskin pants1
#66Hodgman's metal detector1
#98Hodgman's varcolac paw1
#95Ice-Cold Beer Ring1
#65Imp Ale4,451
#209Inndya trading card1
#109Jarlsberg's earring11
#396Jarlsberg's key lime pie1
#34Jawmaster 2000™1
#163Jolly Roger charrrm30
#691Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet1
#245Jumbo Dr. Lucifer41
#38Junior Adventurer's kit1
#73Kentucky-fried meat sword1
🥈Kevlar balloon501
#36Kiss the Knob apron4
#515Kissin' Cousins2
#227Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card1
#246Knob Goblin Uberpants2
#280Knob Goblin elite helm21
#236Knob Goblin elite pants26
#215Knob Goblin elite polearm25
#195Knob Goblin elite shirt46
#16Knob Goblin eyedrops150
#80Knob Goblin firecracker338
#266Knob Goblin harem pants16
#246Knob Goblin harem veil17
#89Knob Goblin love potion232
#268Knob Goblin lunchbox5
#106Knob Goblin melon baller33
#50Knob Goblin nasal spray60
#90Knob Goblin pants190
#300Knob Goblin perfume10
#241Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray3
#120Knob Goblin scimitar133
#51Knob Goblin seltzer892
#67Knob Goblin steroids303
#117Knob Goblin stink bomb3
#67Knob Goblin superseltzer147
#124Knob Goblin tongs142
#243Knob Goblin visor27
#113Knob lo mein3
#130Knob mushroom114
#342Knob pasty1
#74Knob sausage200
#122Knob sausage stir-fry1
#11Knob shroomkabob120
#352Knob stuffed shells1
#170Knoll mushroom86
#39Knoll shroomkabob59
🥇LWA ring1
#29Libram of Divine Favors2
#112Libram of Love Songs1
#1570Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet13
#398Lord of the Flies-sized fries19
#343Loudmouth Larry Lamprey136
#723Lucky Surprise Egg1
#10M-2422,000
#186MSG2
#438Mace of the Tortoise1
#517Mad Train wine175
#308Mae West1
#262Mae West with a fly in it1
#1560MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech2
#109Mariner's Friend cough drops7
#849Maxing, Relaxing1
#365Maxwell's Silver Hammer4
#75Mayflower bouquet1
#61McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning1
#64Meat maid4
#704Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs1
#212Meleegra™ pills50
#182Mer-kin fastjuice1
#145Mer-kin foodbucket2
#184Mer-kin hookspear1
#106Mer-kin thingpouch5
#244Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler17
#24Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub5,761
#89Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot4
#106Miniborg beeper5
#87Miniborg hiveminder5
#105Miniborg laser5
#157Miniborg stomper4
#146Miniborg strangler4
#451Mob Penguin cellular phone44
#53Mohawk wig296
#348Mon Tiki1
#158Monstar energy beverage67
#232Morbidda trading card1
#92Morlock's Mark Bourbon1
#113Mountain Stream soda457
#81Mr. Balloon2
#23Mr. Eh?1
#597Mr. Joe's bangles1
#137Mr. Mediocrebar523
#34Ms. Accessory1
🥉Mylar balloon501
#112NG14
#246Nayztameetjoo trading card1
#528Newbiesport™ tent1
#30Nose Ring of Putrescence2
#433Now and Earlier6
#196Ol' Scratch's ol' britches1
#626Ol' Scratch's salad fork1
#322Orcish baseball cap10
#308Orcish meat locker1
#100Oscus's flypaper pants1
#45PADL Phone408
#66Pendant of Fire1
#250Penultimate Fantasy chest100
#362Pick-O-Matic lockpicks3
#90Pine-Fresh air freshener43
#233Poison Oak trading card1
#233Princess Rutabaga trading card1
#258Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket3
#21Putrid Pendant2
#5Radio Free Foil1
#283Raggedy Hippy doll1
#23Rainbow's Gravity6
#211Ralph IX cognac1
#940Ram's Face Lager1
#143Really Expensive Jewelry and You1
#104Regular Cloaca Cola14
#318Retenez L'Herbe Paté6
#100Ring of Fire1
#100Ring of the Sewer Snake1
#172Rock Pops294
#647Rock and Roll Legend1
#204Roo trading card1
#87S.T.L.T.1
#195SPF 451 lip balm12
#129Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome1
#95Senior Mints205
#263Sensual Massage for Creeps5
#211Serenity trading card1
#471Sinful Desires1
#43Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags12
#330Sneaky Pete's breath spray4
#399Sneaky Pete's key lime pie1
#330Snow Queen Crown7
#138Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts1
#70Spam Witch sammich962
#129Spirit Precipice1
#26Spooky Surprise Egg592
#478Spooky-Gro fertilizer1
#1452St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket1
#643Steal This Candy1
#73Sugar Cog53
#437Summer Nights3
#248Supernova Champagne20
#236Swabbie™ swab12
#592Tales from the Fireside2
#53Tasty Fun Good rice candy1,989
#136The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder1
#513The Big Book of Pirate Insults4
#217The Grand Poo-Bah trading card1
#101The Ring1
#96The Six-Pack of Pain1
#208The Snake trading card1
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
#216Thorny Toad trading card1
#126Tiki lighter3
#242Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste15
#419Travels with Jerry3
#32Trollhouse cookies2,237
#48Tropical Crimbo Hat2
#20Tropical Crimbo Shorts3
#26Tropical Crimbo Sword3
#295Tuesday's ruby7
#850Uncle Crimbo's Rations2
#700Valentine25
#273Valentine's Day cake2
#228Vaso De Agua trading card1
#183Venus flytrap1
#237WA1
#205Wand of Oscus1
#56Warm Subject gift certificate5,000
#331White Citadel burger4
#288White Citadel fries4
#83Wint-O-Fresh mint443
#228Woldo trading card1
#348Ye Olde Navy Fleece1
#38Yummy Tummy bean6,658
#121Zim Merman's guitar6
#187Zombo's shield1
#105Zombo's shoulder blade1
#191Zombo's skullcap1
#706a little sump'm sump'm1
#73abandoned candy37
#115abominable snowcone213
#58accidental cider68
#129acid-squirting flower39
#330acoustic guitarrr11
#29adder bladder926
#251agua de vida5
#115all-purpose cleaner93
#129all-purpose flower1
#621alphabet gum1
#186amulet of extreme plot significance95
#160ancient Magi-Wipes61
#219ancient cursed foot locker1
#133ancient frozen dinner19
#206ancient protein powder27
#533ancient spice1
#3681ancient unspeakable fruitcake1
#251ancient vinyl coin purse17
#8anniversary balloon505
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
#2604anniversary gift box1
#1081annoying pitchfork1
#81ant agonist56
#34ant antidepressant1
#270ant hoe1
#283ant rake1
#260ant sickle1
#230anticheese41
#126antique bottle of cough syrup6
#69antique hand mirror132
#57antique packet of ketchup65
#147apathetic lizardman doll1
#486around the world1
#538arrow'd heart balloon1
#138arrrgyle socks21
#57arse-a'fire elixir4
#176asbestos apron7
#73asbestos meat stack1
#218asbestos ore33
#387asbestos staff1
#478asbestos sword1
#119asbestos sword hilt2
#261asparagus knife32
#769aspirin1
#313astral mushroom34
#1227astronaut pants4
#1088atomic vector plotter1
#115attention spanner1
#48automatic catapult3
#50awful poetry journal7,331
#157bätzle10
#185baby cuddlefish1
#485baby killer bee20
#183babycakes1
#1480baconstone4
#352baconstone bracelet1
#407baconstone pendant1
#132bad penguin egg1
#7429badass belt1
#133badger badge1
#1239bag of airline peanuts11
#131bag of lard9
#246ball-in-a-cup1
#241balloon monkey7
#14balloon shield20
#312balloon sword1
#197bamboo bokuto1
#1147banana1
#221banana daiquiri1
#564banana peel2
#10banana smoothie338
#149banjo strings2
#314bar skin37
#122bar whip1
#962barbed-wire fence1
#186bargain flash powder4
#239barrrnacle66
#73barskin buckler1
#110barskin cloak1
#88barskin loincloth1
#606baseball4
#107bat guano194
#168bat haggis2
#77bat whip1
#68bat wing336
#81bat-shaped Crimboween cookie13
#343batblade8
#88batgut567
#437battered Crimbo Crate25
#227battered hubcap1
#397bazookafish bubble gum1
#52beach glass bead116
#287beach glass necklace1
#129bean burrito10
#282beanbag chair1
#643bed of coals1
#184beefy fish meat2
#138beer basted brat1
#124beer bomb399
#92beer bong58
#162beer lens19
#787beertini1
#354begpwnia2
#430beholed bedsheet2
#745bejeweled pledge pin1
#1064bell-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#92bellhop bell7
#57berry-infused sake2
#110big red clown nose100
#76big stirring stick1
#117bigger stick1
#82bilge wine515
#103bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme1
🥈biomechanical crimborg helmet1
🥈biomechanical crimborg leg armor1
#137bird rib13
#93birthday party jellybean cheesecake1
#767bit of clingfilm5
#29black & tan284
#778black candy heart2
#33black cherry soda64
#351black eyedrops2
#93black facepaint5
#61black forest cake154
#45black forest ham170
#141black greaves24
#71black helmet56
#389black kettle drum1
#132black lotus1
#1818black paisley oyster egg2
#47black pension check503
#51black pepper175
#28black picnic basket301
#482black pixel36
#1464black plastic oyster egg2
#1001black polka-dot oyster egg4
#189black pudding17
#84black sheepskin diploma5
#92black shield42
#28black snake skin962
#593black snowcone3
#464black spot1
#1476black striped oyster egg3
#266black sword10
#338black-and-blue light155
🥈blackberry241,977
#269blackberry combat boots1
#221blackberry moccasins1
#152blackberry polite1
#130blackberry slippers2
#36blob-shaped Crimbo cookie107
#1297blood flower2
#290blood of the Wereseal1
#1035bloody beer1
#105bloody clown pants90
#211bloody mary10
#223blue paisley oyster egg14
#82blue pixel1,550
#352blue plasma ball143
#253blue plastic baby1
#128blue plastic oyster egg34
#214blue polka-dot oyster egg17
#753blue snowcone2
#665blue striped oyster egg7
#33blue-frosted astral cupcake51
#222blundarrrbus2
#174bobble-hip hula elf doll1
#52boilermaker28
#213bone collar1
#175bone rattle13
#78booty chest charrrm153
#105booty chest charrrm bracelet1
#980borg sock monkey1
#280boring spaghetti1
#391bottle of Calcutta Emerald1
#378bottle of Definit1
#413bottle of Domesticated Turkey1
#385bottle of Jorge Sinsonte1
#398bottle of Lieutenant Freeman1
#39bottle of Monsieur Bubble337
#115bottle of Mystic Shell8
#89bottle of Ooze-O19
#624bottle of Pinot Renoir1
#343bottle of antifreeze3
#49bottle of gin1,289
#5027bottle of goofballs1
#134bottle of peppermint schnapps2
#213bottle of pirate juice4
#679bottle of popskull1
#265bottle of realpagne1
#165bottle of rum513
#549bottle of sewage schnapps3
#1073bottle of single-barrel whiskey1
#131bottle of tequila304
#331bottle of ultravitamins1
#54bottle of vodka1,001
#93bottle of whiskey710
#109bottle opener belt buckle49
#72bottle-rocket crossbow1
#141bottlecap turtle1
#161bottled inspiration5
#771bouquet of circular saw blades1
#142bow staff1
#60bowl of cottage cheese583
#403bowl of fishysoisse2
#289bowl of lucky charms2
#45bowl of rye sprouts19
#150bowlegged pants1
#134bowler1
#40box516
#2100box of sunshine61
#230box turtle1
#180box-in-the-box-in-the-box1
#112boxed wine426
#185brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings13
#50brains casserole11
#46brainy skull15
#1241brick19
#237briefcase36
#88briny vinegar2
#232broken carburetor1
#383broken skull44
#135brown plastic baby5
#96bubble bauble bow1
#66bubblewrap crossbow1
#615bubblewrap ore1
#566bubbly potion10
#249buckler buckle1
#47buckyball144
#108buffalo blade1
#592bullet-proof corduroys1
#74bum cheek283
#764bunch of bananas2
#56bunch of square grapes174
#54bungle in the jungle29
#206buoybottoms4
#408burnt flower1
#117caipifruta1
#185calavera concertina1
#534calle de miel1
#249calle de miel with a fly in it1
#951can of Binarrrca8
#243can of Ghuol-B-Gone™2
#1107can of Red Minotaur1
#109can of Swiller53
#545can of fake snow1
#396can of franks 'n' beans1
#79can of spinach22
#76can-can-in-a-can6
#240can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce34
#32candied kobold200
#325candied yams28
#858candy brain1
#1384candy cane23
#110candy cornucopia1
#161candy stake27
#102cannonball charrrm103
#80cannonball charrrm bracelet1
#131canopic jar95
#1149canteen of wine11
#31carbonated soy milk313
#84carbonated water lily175
#80cardboard box turtle1
#77carob cannon1
#79carob chunk cookies69
#63carob chunk noodles40
#139carob chunks70
#873casino pass1
#65cast829
#171catgut66
#63catskin buckler2
#102centipede eggs58
#115chain-mail monokini1
#117chaos butterfly3,688
#144charrrm bracelet1
#401cheap elven gloves11
#957cheap plastic bottle opener6
#344cheap studded belt127
#254cheap wind-up clock1
#81chef's hat174
#664cherry1
#86chewing gum on a string319
#392chintzy accordion pin1
#576chintzy seal pendant1
#527chintzy turtle brooch1
#70chisel2
#43chitinous pod2
#235chloroform rag16
#54chocolate box2
#25chocolate filthy lucre450
#224chocolate spurs3
#44chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses39
#219chopsticks23
#60chorizo brownies54
#85chorizo taco88
#164chrome crossbow string1
#185chrome ore36
#283chrome staff2
#167chrome stick1
#523chrome sword1
#169chrome sword hilt1
#309chunk of depleted Grimacite36
#207chunk of rock salt18
#61class five ecto-larva1
#100clay peace-sign bead76
#31clingfilm cap1
#40clingfilm slippers1
#34clingfilm trousers1
#20clockwork bartender head2
#117clockwork bartender-in-the-box1
#29clockwork chef head1
#120clockwork chef-in-the-box1
#72clockwork claws1
#58clockwork clockwise dome1
#89clockwork counterclockwise dome1
#43clockwork detective skull1
#72clockwork doohickey1
#33clockwork endoskeleton1
#30clockwork handle2
#32clockwork hat2
#321clockwork key7
#87clockwork maid2
#22clockwork pants2
#52clockwork pirate skull1
#29clockwork rings3
#40clockwork rod1
#53clockwork shank1
#93clockwork sheet1
#159clockwork sphere1
#65clockwork spine1
#46clockwork staff1
#41clockwork sword2
#97clockwork thingamajig1
#154clockwork trench coat1
#86clockwork widget1
#584cloudy potion10
#1796clown hammer1
#296clown skin22
#115clown whip1
#202clownskin harness1
#3275club necklace1
#118club of the five seasons1
#22cob of corn218
#159cocktail napkin43
#227cocoa egg63
#52cocoa eggshell fragment1,657
#176coconut bikini top1
#1280coconut shell1
#310coffin lid4
#241cog128
#122cold nuggets26
#374cold wad1
#26comfy blanket1
#716comfy coffin1
#883commemorative war stein1
#24communications windchimes864
#555concentrated garbage juice1
#166concentrated magicalness pill14
#91container of Spooky Putty1
#747cool mushroom1
#113cool mushroom casserole2
#864cool whip1
#105copper ha'penny charrrm98
#51copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet2
#223cordial of concentration1
#123corn holder13
#198corncob pipe8
#351cornuthaum13
#1214corpse on the beach3
#74cosmic lemonade2
#180costume sword4
#246cottage1
#99cotton candy cocoon1
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#31cotton candy cordial1
#124cotton candy pillow3
#88cotton candy plug4
#80cotton candy skoshe4
#138cracker1
#24cranberries1,872
#168cranberry cordial1
#25crazy little Turkish delight2,286
#57cream of pointy mushroom soup5
#166cream stout34
#200crowbarrr12
#32cryptic puzzle box1
#233cup of infinite pencils6
#204cup of primitive beer11
#49cursed black pearl onion49
#320cursed bottle of black-label rum3
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#322cursed cannonball2
#456cursed dirty joke scroll1
#248cursed piece of thirteen3
#93cursed sea biscuit22
#233cursed voodoo skull5
#919cyborg doll1
#6cyborg stompin' boot120
#665cymbal syrup1
#1025daisy1
#163dance card14
#58dandy lion cub1
#723dark potion5
#179deactivated MicroMechaMech1
#350dead guy's watch18
#615deadly lampshade1
#57deadly nightshade1
#224decaying goldfish liver31
#262deck of tropical cards2
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#805defective skull19
#214dehydrated caviar28
#124delectable fire ant4
#609delicious salad60
#87delicious shimmering moth19
#167delicious stinkbug1
#46demon buckler3
#35demon skin836
#97demon whip1
#68demon-horned hat2
#164demonskin jacket1
#516dense meat stack80
#591deodorant1
#290depantsing bomb12
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#46depleted Grimacite hammer1
#240depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick2
#248desiccated apricot30
#3286diamond necklace1
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#125diamond-studded fronts2
#207didgeridooka27
#281digital key lime pie2
#59digital underground potion1
#1256dill9
#118dire fudgesicle22
#82dirty hobo gloves361
#851disassembled clover25
#393disbelief suspenders2
#202disembodied brain21
#292disembodied smile1
#345dishrag1
#107disintegrating quill pen136
#118disintegrating spiky collar4
#118distilled fortified wine20
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