Museum :: madamkiss

madamkiss

Rank	Item	Quantity
#114	"Humorous" T-shirt	1
#299	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	6
#329	1-ball	16
#114	1.21 jigawatts	1
#97	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	127
#261	2-ball	20
#124	25-meat staff	1
#364	3-ball	13
#308	30669 scroll	30
#93	33398 scroll	296
#247	4-ball	23
#306	5-ball	16
#357	6-ball	13
#303	7-ball	18
#410	8-ball	65
#401	9-ball	2
#152	ASCII shirt	16
#244	Alewife™ Ale	2
#59	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	5
#918	Amulet of Yendor	12
#2231	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#23	Angry Farmer candy	9,984
#31	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	96
#296	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#70	Apathargic Bandersnatch	1
#232	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#785	Asleep in the Cemetery	2
#101	Bash-Ōs cereal	8
#222	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
#76	Better Than Cuddling Cake	34
#388	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	3
#173	Bit O' Ectoplasm	14
#45	Black Body™ spray	13
#27	Black No. 2	1,444
#41	Blackfly Chardonnay	299
#224	Blizzards I Have Died In	4
#522	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
#254	Bohemian rhapsody	1
#423	Boris's key lime pie	1
#243	Boris's ring	7
#1743	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1
#132	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	90
#1501	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#7	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	54
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#207	C.H.U.M. chum	5
#310	C.H.U.M. knife	3
#183	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#83	Chester's muscle shirt	1
#24	Children's Meal of the Damned	1
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#1732	Cloaca grenade	1
#1496	Cloaca-Cola	1
#815	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	3
#1488	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#903	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#354	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	2
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#97	Cold Hots candy	201
#116	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	11
#109	Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	1
#49	Crimbo pie	100
#97	Crimbo ukulele	2
#2374	Crimboween memo	1
#1116	Crown of the Goblin King	21
#97	Daffy Taffy	439
#320	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	2
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
#149	Deactivated O. A. F.	5
#313	Divine	1
#456	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	2
#605	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	3
#308	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	3
#136	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	90
#537	Dramatic™ range	1
#1133	Drowsy Sword	11
#129	Dyspepsi grenade	101
#84	Dyspepsi-Cola	989
#1084	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	1
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#858	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#580	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#92	Earring of Fire	1
#177	Eau de Guaneau	3
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#11	El Vibrato leg guards	2
#54	El Vibrato power sphere	32
#81	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	1
#42	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	5
#223	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	2
#99	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	7
#98	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	4
#59	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	6
#70	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	6
#201	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	4
#146	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	6
#67	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	10
#477	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	3
#498	Elfin shortbread	1
#270	Elmley shades	3
#72	Elvish sunglasses	1
#517	Ent cider	11
#133	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	101
#251	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	1
#1272	Feynman gate	4
#89	Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form	1
#232	Frat Army FGF	15
#214	Frogade	1
#126	Frost™ brand sword	1
#698	Frosty's frosty mug	1
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
#203	Gaia beads	18
#71	Genalen™ Bottle	74
#440	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	1
#186	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#99	Gnollish casserole dish	10
#152	Gnollish flyswatter	21
#111	Gnollish pie server	17
#672	Gnollish pie tin	1
#167	Gnollish plunger	17
#102	Gnollish slotted spoon	20
#103	Gnollish toolbox	68
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#588	Goodfella contract	21
#236	Gordon Bennett	1
#337	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#44	Grimacite Bock	1
#524	Gummi-Gnauga	3
#140	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	16
#131	Hatorade	1
#613	Hell ramen	1
#79	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	2
#324	Hodgman's blanket	4
#73	Hodgman's garbage sticker	1
#133	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	1
#125	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	1
#173	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	1
#63	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	2
#129	Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	1
#66	Hodgman's metal detector	1
#98	Hodgman's varcolac paw	1
#95	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	1
#65	Imp Ale	4,451
#209	Inndya trading card	1
#109	Jarlsberg's earring	11
#396	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	1
#34	Jawmaster 2000™	1
#163	Jolly Roger charrrm	30
#691	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	1
#245	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	41
#38	Junior Adventurer's kit	1
#73	Kentucky-fried meat sword	1
🥈	Kevlar balloon	501
#36	Kiss the Knob apron	4
#515	Kissin' Cousins	2
#227	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
#246	Knob Goblin Uberpants	2
#280	Knob Goblin elite helm	21
#236	Knob Goblin elite pants	26
#215	Knob Goblin elite polearm	25
#195	Knob Goblin elite shirt	46
#16	Knob Goblin eyedrops	150
#80	Knob Goblin firecracker	338
#266	Knob Goblin harem pants	16
#246	Knob Goblin harem veil	17
#89	Knob Goblin love potion	232
#268	Knob Goblin lunchbox	5
#106	Knob Goblin melon baller	33
#50	Knob Goblin nasal spray	60
#90	Knob Goblin pants	190
#300	Knob Goblin perfume	10
#241	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	3
#120	Knob Goblin scimitar	133
#51	Knob Goblin seltzer	892
#67	Knob Goblin steroids	303
#117	Knob Goblin stink bomb	3
#67	Knob Goblin superseltzer	147
#124	Knob Goblin tongs	142
#243	Knob Goblin visor	27
#113	Knob lo mein	3
#130	Knob mushroom	114
#342	Knob pasty	1
#74	Knob sausage	200
#122	Knob sausage stir-fry	1
#11	Knob shroomkabob	120
#352	Knob stuffed shells	1
#170	Knoll mushroom	86
#39	Knoll shroomkabob	59
🥇	LWA ring	1
#29	Libram of Divine Favors	2
#112	Libram of Love Songs	1
#1570	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	13
#398	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	19
#343	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	136
#723	Lucky Surprise Egg	1
#10	M-242	2,000
#186	MSG	2
#438	Mace of the Tortoise	1
#517	Mad Train wine	175
#308	Mae West	1
#262	Mae West with a fly in it	1
#1560	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	2
#109	Mariner's Friend cough drops	7
#849	Maxing, Relaxing	1
#365	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	4
#75	Mayflower bouquet	1
#61	McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning	1
#64	Meat maid	4
#704	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	1
#212	Meleegra™ pills	50
#182	Mer-kin fastjuice	1
#145	Mer-kin foodbucket	2
#184	Mer-kin hookspear	1
#106	Mer-kin thingpouch	5
#244	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	17
#24	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	5,761
#89	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	4
#106	Miniborg beeper	5
#87	Miniborg hiveminder	5
#105	Miniborg laser	5
#157	Miniborg stomper	4
#146	Miniborg strangler	4
#451	Mob Penguin cellular phone	44
#53	Mohawk wig	296
#348	Mon Tiki	1
#158	Monstar energy beverage	67
#232	Morbidda trading card	1
#92	Morlock's Mark Bourbon	1
#113	Mountain Stream soda	457
#81	Mr. Balloon	2
#23	Mr. Eh?	1
#597	Mr. Joe's bangles	1
#137	Mr. Mediocrebar	523
#34	Ms. Accessory	1
🥉	Mylar balloon	501
#112	NG	14
#246	Nayztameetjoo trading card	1
#528	Newbiesport™ tent	1
#30	Nose Ring of Putrescence	2
#433	Now and Earlier	6
#196	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	1
#626	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	1
#322	Orcish baseball cap	10
#308	Orcish meat locker	1
#100	Oscus's flypaper pants	1
#45	PADL Phone	408
#66	Pendant of Fire	1
#250	Penultimate Fantasy chest	100
#362	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	3
#90	Pine-Fresh air freshener	43
#233	Poison Oak trading card	1
#233	Princess Rutabaga trading card	1
#258	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	3
#21	Putrid Pendant	2
#5	Radio Free Foil	1
#283	Raggedy Hippy doll	1
#23	Rainbow's Gravity	6
#211	Ralph IX cognac	1
#940	Ram's Face Lager	1
#143	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	1
#104	Regular Cloaca Cola	14
#318	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	6
#100	Ring of Fire	1
#100	Ring of the Sewer Snake	1
#172	Rock Pops	294
#647	Rock and Roll Legend	1
#204	Roo trading card	1
#87	S.T.L.T.	1
#195	SPF 451 lip balm	12
#129	Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome	1
#95	Senior Mints	205
#263	Sensual Massage for Creeps	5
#211	Serenity trading card	1
#471	Sinful Desires	1
#43	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	12
#330	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	4
#399	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	1
#330	Snow Queen Crown	7
#138	Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts	1
#70	Spam Witch sammich	962
#129	Spirit Precipice	1
#26	Spooky Surprise Egg	592
#478	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	1
#1452	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	1
#643	Steal This Candy	1
#73	Sugar Cog	53
#437	Summer Nights	3
#248	Supernova Champagne	20
#236	Swabbie™ swab	12
#592	Tales from the Fireside	2
#53	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	1,989
#136	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	1
#513	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	4
#217	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	1
#101	The Ring	1
#96	The Six-Pack of Pain	1
#208	The Snake trading card	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#216	Thorny Toad trading card	1
#126	Tiki lighter	3
#242	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	15
#419	Travels with Jerry	3
#32	Trollhouse cookies	2,237
#48	Tropical Crimbo Hat	2
#20	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	3
#26	Tropical Crimbo Sword	3
#295	Tuesday's ruby	7
#850	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	2
#700	Valentine	25
#273	Valentine's Day cake	2
#228	Vaso De Agua trading card	1
#183	Venus flytrap	1
#237	WA	1
#205	Wand of Oscus	1
#56	Warm Subject gift certificate	5,000
#331	White Citadel burger	4
#288	White Citadel fries	4
#83	Wint-O-Fresh mint	443
#228	Woldo trading card	1
#348	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	1
#38	Yummy Tummy bean	6,658
#121	Zim Merman's guitar	6
#187	Zombo's shield	1
#105	Zombo's shoulder blade	1
#191	Zombo's skullcap	1
#706	a little sump'm sump'm	1
#73	abandoned candy	37
#115	abominable snowcone	213
#58	accidental cider	68
#129	acid-squirting flower	39
#330	acoustic guitarrr	11
#29	adder bladder	926
#251	agua de vida	5
#115	all-purpose cleaner	93
#129	all-purpose flower	1
#621	alphabet gum	1
#186	amulet of extreme plot significance	95
#160	ancient Magi-Wipes	61
#219	ancient cursed foot locker	1
#133	ancient frozen dinner	19
#206	ancient protein powder	27
#533	ancient spice	1
#3681	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	1
#251	ancient vinyl coin purse	17
#8	anniversary balloon	505
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#2604	anniversary gift box	1
#1081	annoying pitchfork	1
#81	ant agonist	56
#34	ant antidepressant	1
#270	ant hoe	1
#283	ant rake	1
#260	ant sickle	1
#230	anticheese	41
#126	antique bottle of cough syrup	6
#69	antique hand mirror	132
#57	antique packet of ketchup	65
#147	apathetic lizardman doll	1
#486	around the world	1
#538	arrow'd heart balloon	1
#138	arrrgyle socks	21
#57	arse-a'fire elixir	4
#176	asbestos apron	7
#73	asbestos meat stack	1
#218	asbestos ore	33
#387	asbestos staff	1
#478	asbestos sword	1
#119	asbestos sword hilt	2
#261	asparagus knife	32
#769	aspirin	1
#313	astral mushroom	34
#1227	astronaut pants	4
#1088	atomic vector plotter	1
#115	attention spanner	1
#48	automatic catapult	3
#50	awful poetry journal	7,331
#157	bätzle	10
#185	baby cuddlefish	1
#485	baby killer bee	20
#183	babycakes	1
#1480	baconstone	4
#352	baconstone bracelet	1
#407	baconstone pendant	1
#132	bad penguin egg	1
#7429	badass belt	1
#133	badger badge	1
#1239	bag of airline peanuts	11
#131	bag of lard	9
#246	ball-in-a-cup	1
#241	balloon monkey	7
#14	balloon shield	20
#312	balloon sword	1
#197	bamboo bokuto	1
#1147	banana	1
#221	banana daiquiri	1
#564	banana peel	2
#10	banana smoothie	338
#149	banjo strings	2
#314	bar skin	37
#122	bar whip	1
#962	barbed-wire fence	1
#186	bargain flash powder	4
#239	barrrnacle	66
#73	barskin buckler	1
#110	barskin cloak	1
#88	barskin loincloth	1
#606	baseball	4
#107	bat guano	194
#168	bat haggis	2
#77	bat whip	1
#68	bat wing	336
#81	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	13
#343	batblade	8
#88	batgut	567
#437	battered Crimbo Crate	25
#227	battered hubcap	1
#397	bazookafish bubble gum	1
#52	beach glass bead	116
#287	beach glass necklace	1
#129	bean burrito	10
#282	beanbag chair	1
#643	bed of coals	1
#184	beefy fish meat	2
#138	beer basted brat	1
#124	beer bomb	399
#92	beer bong	58
#162	beer lens	19
#787	beertini	1
#354	begpwnia	2
#430	beholed bedsheet	2
#745	bejeweled pledge pin	1
#1064	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#92	bellhop bell	7
#57	berry-infused sake	2
#110	big red clown nose	100
#76	big stirring stick	1
#117	bigger stick	1
#82	bilge wine	515
#103	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#137	bird rib	13
#93	birthday party jellybean cheesecake	1
#767	bit of clingfilm	5
#29	black & tan	284
#778	black candy heart	2
#33	black cherry soda	64
#351	black eyedrops	2
#93	black facepaint	5
#61	black forest cake	154
#45	black forest ham	170
#141	black greaves	24
#71	black helmet	56
#389	black kettle drum	1
#132	black lotus	1
#1818	black paisley oyster egg	2
#47	black pension check	503
#51	black pepper	175
#28	black picnic basket	301
#482	black pixel	36
#1464	black plastic oyster egg	2
#1001	black polka-dot oyster egg	4
#189	black pudding	17
#84	black sheepskin diploma	5
#92	black shield	42
#28	black snake skin	962
#593	black snowcone	3
#464	black spot	1
#1476	black striped oyster egg	3
#266	black sword	10
#338	black-and-blue light	155
🥈	blackberry	241,977
#269	blackberry combat boots	1
#221	blackberry moccasins	1
#152	blackberry polite	1
#130	blackberry slippers	2
#36	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	107
#1297	blood flower	2
#290	blood of the Wereseal	1
#1035	bloody beer	1
#105	bloody clown pants	90
#211	bloody mary	10
#223	blue paisley oyster egg	14
#82	blue pixel	1,550
#352	blue plasma ball	143
#253	blue plastic baby	1
#128	blue plastic oyster egg	34
#214	blue polka-dot oyster egg	17
#753	blue snowcone	2
#665	blue striped oyster egg	7
#33	blue-frosted astral cupcake	51
#222	blundarrrbus	2
#174	bobble-hip hula elf doll	1
#52	boilermaker	28
#213	bone collar	1
#175	bone rattle	13
#78	booty chest charrrm	153
#105	booty chest charrrm bracelet	1
#980	borg sock monkey	1
#280	boring spaghetti	1
#391	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	1
#378	bottle of Definit	1
#413	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	1
#385	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	1
#398	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	1
#39	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	337
#115	bottle of Mystic Shell	8
#89	bottle of Ooze-O	19
#624	bottle of Pinot Renoir	1
#343	bottle of antifreeze	3
#49	bottle of gin	1,289
#5027	bottle of goofballs	1
#134	bottle of peppermint schnapps	2
#213	bottle of pirate juice	4
#679	bottle of popskull	1
#265	bottle of realpagne	1
#165	bottle of rum	513
#549	bottle of sewage schnapps	3
#1073	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	1
#131	bottle of tequila	304
#331	bottle of ultravitamins	1
#54	bottle of vodka	1,001
#93	bottle of whiskey	710
#109	bottle opener belt buckle	49
#72	bottle-rocket crossbow	1
#141	bottlecap turtle	1
#161	bottled inspiration	5
#771	bouquet of circular saw blades	1
#142	bow staff	1
#60	bowl of cottage cheese	583
#403	bowl of fishysoisse	2
#289	bowl of lucky charms	2
#45	bowl of rye sprouts	19
#150	bowlegged pants	1
#134	bowler	1
#40	box	516
#2100	box of sunshine	61
#230	box turtle	1
#180	box-in-the-box-in-the-box	1
#112	boxed wine	426
#185	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	13
#50	brains casserole	11
#46	brainy skull	15
#1241	brick	19
#237	briefcase	36
#88	briny vinegar	2
#232	broken carburetor	1
#383	broken skull	44
#135	brown plastic baby	5
#96	bubble bauble bow	1
#66	bubblewrap crossbow	1
#615	bubblewrap ore	1
#566	bubbly potion	10
#249	buckler buckle	1
#47	buckyball	144
#108	buffalo blade	1
#592	bullet-proof corduroys	1
#74	bum cheek	283
#764	bunch of bananas	2
#56	bunch of square grapes	174
#54	bungle in the jungle	29
#206	buoybottoms	4
#408	burnt flower	1
#117	caipifruta	1
#185	calavera concertina	1
#534	calle de miel	1
#249	calle de miel with a fly in it	1
#951	can of Binarrrca	8
#243	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	2
#1107	can of Red Minotaur	1
#109	can of Swiller	53
#545	can of fake snow	1
#396	can of franks 'n' beans	1
#79	can of spinach	22
#76	can-can-in-a-can	6
#240	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	34
#32	candied kobold	200
#325	candied yams	28
#858	candy brain	1
#1384	candy cane	23
#110	candy cornucopia	1
#161	candy stake	27
#102	cannonball charrrm	103
#80	cannonball charrrm bracelet	1
#131	canopic jar	95
#1149	canteen of wine	11
#31	carbonated soy milk	313
#84	carbonated water lily	175
#80	cardboard box turtle	1
#77	carob cannon	1
#79	carob chunk cookies	69
#63	carob chunk noodles	40
#139	carob chunks	70
#873	casino pass	1
#65	cast	829
#171	catgut	66
#63	catskin buckler	2
#102	centipede eggs	58
#115	chain-mail monokini	1
#117	chaos butterfly	3,688
#144	charrrm bracelet	1
#401	cheap elven gloves	11
#957	cheap plastic bottle opener	6
#344	cheap studded belt	127
#254	cheap wind-up clock	1
#81	chef's hat	174
#664	cherry	1
#86	chewing gum on a string	319
#392	chintzy accordion pin	1
#576	chintzy seal pendant	1
#527	chintzy turtle brooch	1
#70	chisel	2
#43	chitinous pod	2
#235	chloroform rag	16
#54	chocolate box	2
#25	chocolate filthy lucre	450
#224	chocolate spurs	3
#44	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	39
#219	chopsticks	23
#60	chorizo brownies	54
#85	chorizo taco	88
#164	chrome crossbow string	1
#185	chrome ore	36
#283	chrome staff	2
#167	chrome stick	1
#523	chrome sword	1
#169	chrome sword hilt	1
#309	chunk of depleted Grimacite	36
#207	chunk of rock salt	18
#61	class five ecto-larva	1
#100	clay peace-sign bead	76
#31	clingfilm cap	1
#40	clingfilm slippers	1
#34	clingfilm trousers	1
#20	clockwork bartender head	2
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#101	yellow plastic hard hat	1
#238	yellow plastic oyster egg	22
#632	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	3
#1479	yellow snowcone	8
#619	yellow striped oyster egg	4
#39	yeti fur	10,077
#840	yo	10
#2364	yo-yo	1
#124	yohohoyo	30
#125	yuletide troll chrysalis	1
#143	yummy death watch beetle	4
#51	zen motorcycle	1
#148	zmobie	1
#1018	zombie pineal gland	4

Wow, that's 4,913,069 items total!

what items are this player missing?