Museum :: Omnibus

Omnibus

Rank	Item	Quantity
#336	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#650	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	1
#12	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)	1
#295	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#225	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
#967	A. W. O. L. commendation	1
#113	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	3
#2230	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#788	Argarggagarg's fang	2
#171	Asleep in the Cemetery	8
#437	Atomic Comic	1
#862	BGE merchandise order form	2
#675	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#100	Bash-Ōs boxtop	10
#291	Bash-Ōs cereal	1
#222	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
#562	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	2
#815	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
#271	Blue Diamond of Honesty	2
#119	Booke of Vampyric Knowledge	1
#72	Boxing Day Pass	1
#175	Bulky Buddy Box	15
#1118	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#1053	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#1020	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#2097	CRIMBCO mug	1
#1463	CRIMBCO scrip	10
#1938	CRIMBCO wine	1
#408	CSA fire-starting kit	1
#104	Carol of the Bulls	1
#105	Carol of the Hells	1
#101	Carol of the Thrills	1
#6	Celsius 233 (singed)	1
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#141	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	2
#63	Cookbook of the Damned	8
#1368	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#1483	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	1
🥈	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	1
#224	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	13
#150	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	3
#97	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	5
#105	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	5
#164	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	2
#190	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	2
#142	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	3
#175	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	2
#176	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	2
#192	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	2
#134	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	3
#118	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	4
#338	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	5
#145	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	3
#30	Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler	1
#163	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	2
#351	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	4
#221	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	5
#179	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	2
#94	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	5
#316	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	6
#171	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	2
#374	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	1
#251	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	10
#312	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	2
#250	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	10
#126	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	4
#3212	Crimbuck	1
#888	Crown of the Goblin King	28
#1539	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	1
#196	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	14
#436	Drowsy Sword	43
#99	El Vibrato drone	1
#17	Ellsbury's journal (used)	1
#888	FDKOL commendation	4
#288	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	35
#76	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	2
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
#182	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	1
#148	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	2
#725	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	1
#256	Green Clover of Justice	8
#490	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	3
#548	Heimandatz's heart	3
🥉	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	1
#119	Hodgman's bow tie	1
#133	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	1
#97	Hodgman's varcolac paw	1
#470	Hollandaise helmet	1
#126	How to Avoid Scams	1
#169	How to Play Othello	1
#534	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	1
#22	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	1
#1288	Iron Beta of Industry	2
#622	Jocko Homo's head	3
#169	Kissin' Cousins	5
#456	Lars the Cyberian	1
#86	Lead Zeta of Chastity	2
#383	Let Me Be!	4
#45	License To Kill	1
#774	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	35
#10	Lump-Stacking for Beginners	1
#1560	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	2
#45	Martialest Arts trophy	1
#126	Maxing, Relaxing	7
#126	My First Art of War	3
#208	Necrotelicomnicon	3
#726	Newman's Own Trousers	1
#1202	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	2
#6	No Hats as Art	2
#232	O'RLY manual	1
#102	Ogres and Oubliettes™ module	1
#40	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	2
#417	Orange Star of Sacrifice	5
#215	Order of the Silver Wossname	3
#1599	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	2
#463	Pink Heart of Spirit	2
🥇	Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)	1
#17	Pop Art: a Guide	1
#60	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	3
#74	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	2
#45	Rethinking Candy	1
#715	Safari Jack's moustache	2
#649	Schrödinger's thermos	11
#125	Science Notebook	1
#263	Sensual Massage for Creeps	5
#150	Sinful Desires	4
#254	Space Tours Tripple	1
#209	Squat-Thrust Magazine	1
#248	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	1
#120	Tales from the Fireside	7
#587	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	4
#598	The Art of Slapfighting	1
#509	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	2
#5	The Big Book of Communism (used)	1
#853	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	1
#472	The Cooler Out of Space	2
#56	The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide	1
#633	The Joy of Wassailing	4
#49	The Joy of Wassailing (used)	1
#537	The Mariachi's guitar case	3
#302	The Necbronomicon	1
#58	The Necbronomicon (used)	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#858	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	4
#561	Thwaitgold ant statuette	2
#603	Thwaitgold bee statuette	4
#647	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	2
#419	Thwaitgold bug statuette	2
#1016	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	1
#707	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	3
#307	Thwaitgold chigger statuette	3
#1414	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	1
#893	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	5
#1946	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	1
#1813	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	1
#252	Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette	1
#315	Thwaitgold metabug statuette	1
#524	Thwaitgold mosquito statuette	2
#263	Thwaitgold nit statuette	1
#626	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	1
#590	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	7
#665	Thwaitgold scorpion statuette	1
#595	Thwaitgold spider statuette	4
#1740	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	3
#933	Thwaitgold termite statuette	3
#128	Thwaitgold time fly statuette	1
#321	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	2
#349	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	4
#419	Travels with Jerry	3
#694	Tuesday's ruby	1
#850	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	2
🥇	Uncle Crimbo's Sack	1
#918	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	1
#701	Uncle Romulus	1
#250	Uranium Omega of Temperance	1
#1189	Valentine	10
#1105	Warm Subject gift certificate	1
#41	Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife	1
#472	Wolfman Nardz	1
#423	Workytime Tea	4
#732	Yakisoba's hat	2
#233	Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	1
#218	Ye Olde Medieval Insult	1
#538	Yellow Moon of Compassion	6
#321	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	4
#105	Zombo's shoulder blade	1
#426	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	4
#57	absentee voter ballot	2
#155	adder	4
#1149	adorable seal larva	2
#223	alien force field disruptor bean	1
#203	alien source code printout	1
#14	alien source code printout (used)	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#737	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	1
#535	antique painting of a landscape	1
#573	antique pair of blue jeans	1
#933	antique record album	1
#44	aquaviolet jub-jub bird	1
#508	awful poetry journal	159
#1125	baby killer bee	5
#2450	baconstone	1
#1251	badass belt	44
#858	baggie of powdered sugar	8
#172	ballast turtle	1
#1029	balloon monkey	1
#215	banana smoothie	3
#1020	banana-frosted king cake	1
#864	bananagate	2
#349	barrrnacle	45
#1662	battered Crimbo Crate	1
#682	beach glass bead	1
#643	bed of coals	1
#690	beholed bedsheet	1
#194	black sheepskin diploma	1
#464	black spot	1
#234	blackberry	62
#137	blank diary	1
#472	blue glowstick	3
#253	blue plastic baby	1
#137	blue tulip	1
#621	blueberry-frosted king cake	1
#702	bone chips	10
#980	borg sock monkey	1
#141	bottlecap turtle	1
#117	bottled day	2
#92	bowl of Bounty-Os	1
#219	bowl of lucky charms	3
#106	box of Familiar Jacks	2
#230	box turtle	1
#205	breakfast mess	1
#142	breakfast miracle	1
#110	bronze handcuffs	1
#447	brown plastic baby	1
#423	bubblin' crude	1
#801	can of Binarrrca	10
#80	cardboard box turtle	1
#873	casino pass	1
#266	chakra sludge	1
#276	chaos butterfly	955
#39	charpuce jub-jub bird	1
#943	cheap elven gloves	3
#431	chocolate cigar	3
#939	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	1
#580	chocolate-covered scarab beetle	1
#809	chocolate-frosted king cake	1
#254	chrome helmet turtle	1
#1565	chunk of depleted Grimacite	3
#403	collection of tiny spooky objects	1
#177	colorful plastic ball	300
🥉	control crystal	1
#130	crêepy mask	1
#35	crimsilion jub-jub bird	1
#456	cursed dirty joke scroll	1
#585	dance card	1
#65	das boot	2
#771	delicious salad	37
#385	deluxe fax machine	1
#596	displaced fish	2
#1853	disturbing fanfic	1
#1607	dollhive	1
#413	donkey flipbook	2
#572	dried face	3
#126	dueling turtle	1
#1315	dusty Crimbo crate	2
#504	effluvious emerald	1
#548	electrical thingamabob	1
#1136	elven socks	2
#2229	enchanted leopard-print barbell	1
#2680	evil teddy bear	1
#261	facehugging alien	1
#1944	facsimile dictionary	1
#377	fancy canapés	1
#309	fertilized ghuol egg	1
#737	festive holiday hat	5
#1174	festive sausage	1
#271	flask of mining oil	1
#88	forbidden sausage	3
#505	friendly cheez blob	5
#740	frigid fudgepuck	1
#501	frigid mote	1
#576	frozen Mob Penguin	1
#843	fudge lily	1
#4736	fuzzy dice	1
#551	ghost pickle on a stick	1
#99	giant book of ancient carols	1
#398	giant glass of brandy	1
#383	glacial sapphire	1
#896	glass of goat's milk	1
#23	globe of Deep Sauce	36
#272	goat	2
#692	golden ring	40
#773	grapefruit	1
#295	gray bow tie	23
#178	grinning turtle	1
#187	grouchy restless spirit	142
#526	grue egg	49
#2400	hamethyst	1
#190	handful of Laughing Willow bark	1
#437	handful of confetti	90
#52	handful of juicy garbage	1
#1679	heart of the volcano	1
#160	heavy leather-bound tome	1
#225	hedgeturtle	1
#796	helmet turtle	31
#605	hermit permit	1
#627	hideous egg	1
#867	holiday cheese log	1
#160	holiday log	1
#153	hot daub	1
#306	hovering sombrero	1
#1278	immense cyborg hand	4
#421	invisible bag	2
#288	ketchup hound	17
#309	kickback cookbook	2
#989	killing feather	42
#232	knobby helmet turtle	1
#68	knobby kneepads	1
#183	ladle of mystery	1
#737	laser-broiled pear	12
#456	leaflet	1
#134	leather bookmark	2
#270	library card	1
#670	lihc face	3
#291	live lobster	1
#149	lucky rabbit's foot	35
#107	lump of Saccharine Maple sap	2
#567	lump of diamond	1
#1423	macaroni duck	1
#2077	mafia aria	1
#382	maple leaf	1
#128	marine aquamarine	1
#55	meat face	1
#211	meatsmithing guide	1
#334	milk of magnesium	1
#343	monomolecular yo-yo	208
#491	mulled cider	1
#167	nastygeist	1
#375	negative lump	1
#696	obsidian dagger	26
#93	oily boid	1
#129	padded tortoise	1
#161	painted turtle	1
#212	patent leather shoes	31
#892	pearidot	1
#336	penguin thesaurus	21
#27	pet bad vibe	1
#2033	phish stick	1
#382	pink plastic baby	1
#121	pirate brochure	1
#150	pirate pamphlet	1
#132	pirate tract	1
#529	plastic ingot	1
#132	pocket ace	1
#860	polyalloy shield	5
#23	pompadour'd puppy	1
#1612	pork elf goodies sack	1
#2213	porquoise	1
#243	possessed tomato	1
#348	potato sprout	6
#145	pregnant gloomy black mushroom	1
#263	pregnant mushroom	1
#130	pregnant oily golden mushroom	1
#444	pulsing flesh	8
#421	purple glowstick	3
#115	really dense meat stack	41
🥈	record of tranquil silence (used)	1
#326	red plastic baby	1
#112	red tulip	1
#416	rewinged stab bat	1
#136	ridiculous sandwich	11
#805	rigid carapace	6
#1256	rogue swarmer	45
#280	rose	1
#461	sabre-toothed lime cub	1
#95	samurai turtle	1
#2416	sandwich of the gods	1
#871	saucepan	26
#1031	sawblade fragment	48
#179	sewer turtle	1
#212	shimmering rainbow sand	2
#640	shiny ring	39
#210	shiny stones	31
#71	silver keg	1
#228	silver shotgun shell	1
#318	sinister altar fragment	1
#119	skeletortoise	2
#1097	sleeping snowy owl	1
#806	sleeping stocking	1
#422	sleeping wereturtle	1
#241	sleeve deuce	1
#102	slime convention coupons	2
#104	slime convention flyers	2
#258	smudged alchemical recipe	1
#842	solid gold bowling ball	17
#84	soup turtle	2
#270	space jam	1
#232	space junk	1
#138	special sauce glove	1
#704	spectre scepter	47
#430	squirming egg sac	21
#919	star chart	1
#482	steamy ruby	1
#1394	stone of eXtreme power	1
#787	strange shiny disc	2
#787	stray chihuahua	3
#311	stuffed gray blob	152
#1712	sturdy Crimbo crate	1
#787	superheated fudge	1
#168	syncopated turtle	1
#468	tattered paper crown	2
#401	tawdry amethyst	1
#2033	teddy bear	1
#349	teddy borg	30
#535	teeny-tiny magic scroll	1
#341	terrible poem	1
#360	thermos of brew	1
#631	tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer	3
#406	tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory	5
#323	tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer	6
#611	tiny die-cast Don Crimbo	1
#306	tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer	6
#215	tiny die-cast Father Crimbo	3
#380	tiny die-cast Father Crimborg	2
#398	tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer	5
#124	tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer	10
#613	tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg	1
#611	tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer	3
#310	tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer	6
#565	tiny die-cast Swiss hen	1
#225	tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo	3
#397	tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign	5
#939	tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer	1
#75	tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg	5
#345	tiny die-cast blade a-spinning	2
#190	tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree	3
#196	tiny die-cast factory worker elf	8
#756	tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf	2
#98	tiny die-cast golden ring	4
#568	tiny die-cast goose a-laying	1
#322	tiny die-cast killing bird	2
#409	tiny die-cast middle-management elf	5
#616	tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf	3
#325	tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg	2
#245	tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf	7
#304	tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming	2
#70	tiny die-cast turtle mech	5
#649	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	1
#955	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	8
#153	tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	26
#670	tiny plastic Axe Wound	11
#662	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	7
#318	tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	8
#172	tiny plastic Beebee King	13
#1174	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	4
#384	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
#267	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
#371	tiny plastic Black Knight	18
#672	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	7
#386	tiny plastic Boss Bat	11
#152	tiny plastic Bugbear Captain	7
#445	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
#229	tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	18
#2215	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	8
#221	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	1
#212	tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel	11
#621	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	1
#2453	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	3
#1164	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	8
#1747	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	2
#101	tiny plastic Crimbomega	1
#576	tiny plastic Crimbomination	1
#101	tiny plastic Crimbot	1
#635	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	1
#820	tiny plastic Duke Starkiller	1
#132	tiny plastic Father McGruber	27
#955	tiny plastic Felonia	5
#284	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
#534	tiny plastic G Imp	13
#174	tiny plastic GORM-8	1
#535	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	13
#429	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	16
#231	tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	19
#613	tiny plastic Hellion	12
#663	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	11
#785	tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker	1
#168	tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	1
#739	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	6
#418	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	16
#590	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	12
#514	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	14
#496	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	14
#525	tiny plastic Lord Flameface	2
#215	tiny plastic MechaElf	1
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#403	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#114	tiny plastic Norville Rogers	31
#528	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	13
#533	tiny plastic Protagonist	13
#204	tiny plastic Queen Bee	11
#221	tiny plastic Rene C. Corman	5
#171	tiny plastic Scott the Miner	23
#659	tiny plastic Spam Witch	11
#458	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	15
#681	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	7
#764	tiny plastic The Man	6
#172	tiny plastic Toybot	1
#667	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	11
#2947	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	1
#238	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	1
#205	tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	11
#602	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	12
#303	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#4543	tiny plastic accordion thief	1
#110	tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	1
#417	tiny plastic angry bugbear	17
#2859	tiny plastic angry goat	6
#275	tiny plastic angry space marine	16
#584	tiny plastic anime smiley	12
#244	tiny plastic animelf	1
#479	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	15
#673	tiny plastic astronomer	11
#8249	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	1
#3938	tiny plastic barrrnacle	4
#138	tiny plastic batbugbear	26
#581	tiny plastic beanbat	12
#194	tiny plastic bee swarm	23
#206	tiny plastic beebee gunners	20
#152	tiny plastic beebee queue	25
#1277	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	4
#197	tiny plastic black ops bugbear	21
#233	tiny plastic blazing bat	18
#2493	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	7
#725	tiny plastic blooper	10
#547	tiny plastic brainsweeper	13
#593	tiny plastic briefcase bat	12
#186	tiny plastic bugaboo	23
#154	tiny plastic buzzerker	25
#157	tiny plastic cavebugbear	25
#989	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#2009	tiny plastic cocoabo	9
#2832	tiny plastic coffee pixie	6
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#657	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	7
#372	tiny plastic cubist bull	18
#579	tiny plastic demoninja	12
#1097	tiny plastic disco bandit	5
#509	tiny plastic drunk goat	14
#101	tiny plastic exo-suited miner	1
#1018	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#428	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#659	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	11
#656	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	11
#170	tiny plastic fire servant	13
#549	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	13
#1210	tiny plastic fruit golem	6
#1406	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	13
#6232	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	2
#3342	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	5
#808	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	9
#393	tiny plastic goth giant	17
#2484	tiny plastic grue	7
#942	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	8
#2707	tiny plastic hermit	2
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#2845	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	6
#141	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	27
#2201	tiny plastic killer bee	8
#602	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	12
#3334	tiny plastic leprechaun	5
#3312	tiny plastic levitating potato	5
#579	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	12
#138	tiny plastic moneybee	29
#1815	tiny plastic mosquito	10
#190	tiny plastic mumblebee	21
#1036	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#582	tiny plastic ninja snowman	13
#2601	tiny plastic pastamancer	2
#127	tiny plastic peacannon	16
#2859	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	6
#4467	tiny plastic sauceror	1
#1077	tiny plastic scary clown	7
#4450	tiny plastic seal clubber	1
#102	tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	1
#1217	tiny plastic senile lihc	6
#846	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	9
#266	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	9
#1214	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	6
#3367	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	5
#1259	tiny plastic spooky vampire	6
#4864	tiny plastic stab bat	3
#1821	tiny plastic star starfish	10
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#717	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	13
#845	tiny plastic taco cat	9
#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#153	tiny plastic the Free Man	14
#575	tiny plastic topiary golem	12
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#2659	tiny plastic turtle tamer	2
#436	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	16
#192	tiny plastic warbear	1
#178	tiny plastic warbear fortress	1
#722	tiny plastic warwelf	10
#530	tiny plastic whitesnake	13
#647	tiny plastic zmobie	11
#266	toe jam	1
#54	topiary skunk	1
#111	torquoise	1
#126	tortoboggan	1
#909	tourmalime	1
#106	tourmalime tourniquet	1
#269	traffic jam	1
#34	training scroll: Shattering Punch	1
#38	training scroll: Snokebomb	1
#222	twitching claw	16
#417	unearthly onyx	1
#1426	unstable laser battery	37
#1353	untamable turtle	1
#1125	unusual disco ball	2
#325	vampire collar	5
#266	vampire pearl	1
#669	vanilla-frosted king cake	1
#172	very overdue library book	2
#1777	vibrating cyborg knife	4
#565	wad of cotton	4
#436	warbear beeping telegram	1
#435	warbear metalworking primer	1
#44	warbear metalworking primer (used)	1
#215	warbear officer requisition box	1
#381	warbear requisition box	1
#126	white tulip	1
#615	witch hat	1
#33	woim	1
#106	wok lobster	1
#583	yellow glowstick	2

Wow, that's 5,473 items total!

what items are this player missing?