In their foolhardy quest to collect every item, this player comes 2,126 short.
- Franken Stein
- "I survived Y2K" T-Shirt
- "caramel" orange
- 1 Meat
- 11-leaf clover
- 17-ball
- 18-picohertz resonator crystal
- 20-lb can of rice and beans
- 2002 Mr. Store Catalog
- A Guide to Burning Leaves
- A Guide to Safari
- A. W. O. L. commendation
- Abuela Crimbo's special magnet
- Acqua Del Piatto Merlot
- Acque Luride Grezze Cabernet
- Admiral's hat
- Adventurer's Kit
- Alice's Army booster box
- Amulet of Perpetual Darkness
- Annual Ascot
- Apathargic Bandersnatch
- Apriling band helmet
- Arr, M80
- Arrow (+1)
- Ascension Souvenir T-Shirt
- Asdon Martin keyfob (on ring)
- AutumnFest ale
- Azurite
- Baja sopapilla
- Banfoy's Boutique Order Form
- Bastille Battalion Fondue Trophy
- Bastille Battalion cheese wheel
- Bastille Battalion control rig
- Bastille Battalion control rig crate
- Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher
- Bastille Battalion tattoo kit
- Beach Comb
- Beach Comb Box
- Bee's Knees
- Better Shrooms and Gardens catalog
- Bigger Bugfinder Blade
- Bird-a-Day calendar
- Black and White Apron Enrollment Form
- Black and White Apron Meal Kit
- Bloodbath
- Boltsmann ID badge
- Book of Old-Timey Carols
- Booke of Vampyric Knowledge
- Boris's Helm
- Boris's beer
- Boris's bread
- Boulevardier cocktail
- Bowl of Infinite Jelly
- Boxing Day Pass
- Boxing Day care package
- Brandonian footlocker key
- Breathitinâ„¢
- Bugfinder Blade
- Build-a-City Gingerbread kit
- Buttery Boy
- CRIMBCO mug
- CRIMBCO scrip
- CRIMBCO wine
- Calzone of Legend
- Cargo Cultist Shorts
- Carol of the Bulls
- Carol of the Bulls (used)
- Carol of the Hells
- Carol of the Hells (used)
- Carol of the Thrills
- Carol of the Thrills (used)
- Cat-Herding Prod
- Champagne Shimmy
- Charleston Choo-Choo
- Charleston shoes
- Charter: Nellyville
- Chateau Mantegna room key
- Chef Boy, R&D's business card
- Cheshire Bitten
- Children's Meal of the Damned
- Christmas ham
- Chubby and Plump bar
- Cincho de Mayo
- Clan Carnival Game
- Clan Floundry
- Clan VIP Lounge key
- Clan hot dog stand
- Clan looking glass
- Clan pool table
- Clan shower
- Clan speakeasy
- Cobra Bowl
- Cocktails of the Age of Sail
- Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used)
- Colera Peste Nebbiolo
- Comma Chameleon egg
- Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium
- Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)
- Congressional Medal of Insanity
- Counterclockwise Watch
- Covert Ops for Kids
- Covert Ops for Kids (used)
- Crimbeau de toilette
- Crimbo Carol tattoo kit
- Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit
- Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit
- Crimbo Factory surprise box
- Crimbo candle
- Crimbo cookie sheet
- Crimbo crystal shards
- Crimbo dinner
- Crimbo dog sweater
- Crimbo food scraps
- Crimbo hat
- Crimbo pants
- Crimbo pressie
- Crimbo sapling
- Crimbo smile
- Crimbo stocking
- Crimbo stockings
- Crimbo sword
- Crimbo tattoo kit
- Crimbo train emergency brake
- Crimbo training manual
- Crimbolex watch
- Crimbosmopolitan
- Crimbough
- Crimbow Rainbo
- Crimboysters Rockefeller
- Crimbuccaneer bombjacket
- Crimbuccaneer breeches
- Crimbuccaneer captain's purse
- Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating)
- Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)
- Crimbuccaneer flotsam
- Crimbuccaneer invasion map
- Crimbuccaneer lantern
- Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail
- Crimbuccaneer nose ring
- Crimbuccaneer piece of 12
- Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack
- Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso
- Crimbuccaneer runebone
- Crimbuccaneer shirt
- Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss
- Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate
- Crimbuccaneer tavern swab
- Crimbuccaneer tricorn
- Crimbuccaneer war standard
- Crimbuccaneer whale oil
- Crimbylow-rise jeans
- Crown of Thrones
- DIY protonic accelerator kit
- Dad's brandy
- Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield
- Dark Jill-O-Lantern
- Dark Jill-of-All-Trades
- Daylight Shavings Helmet
- Deactivated MiniMechaElf
- Dear Past Self Package
- Deck of Every Card
- Deep Dish of Legend
- Diamond HP-35 Calculator
- Dickory Farms Gift Basket
- Discontentâ„¢ Winter Garden Catalog
- Distant Woods Getaway Brochure
- Doc's Fortifying Wine
- Doc's Limbering Wine
- Doc's Medical-Grade Wine
- Doc's Smartifying Wine
- Doc's Special Reserve Wine
- Doll Moll violin case
- Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat
- Dolph Bossin's charity note
- Dreadsylvania Auditor's badge
- Dreadsylvanian hemlock
- Dreadsylvanian shepherd's pie
- Drip Institute petri dish
- Drip harness
- Driplet
- Dripwood slab
- Drunkula's bell
- Drunkula's ring of haze
- Drunkula's wineglass
- Dungeon Fist gauntlet
- Easter eggnog
- Easter grasshopper
- Ed the Undying exhibit crate
- Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper
- Electric Punch
- Elf Army machine parts
- Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts
- Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used)
- Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion
- Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used)
- Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping
- Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used)
- Elf Guard MPC
- Elf Guard SCUBA tank
- Elf Guard broom
- Elf Guard clipboard
- Elf Guard commandeering gloves
- Elf Guard eyedrops
- Elf Guard fuel tank
- Elf Guard hangover cure
- Elf Guard honor present
- Elf Guard hotpants
- Elf Guard insignia (general)
- Elf Guard insignia (private)
- Elf Guard mouthknife
- Elf Guard officer's sidearm
- Elf Guard patrol cap
- Elf Guard payroll bag
- Elf Guard red and white beret
- Elf Guard safety bear
- Elf Guard squirtgun
- Elf Guard strategic map
- Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo
- Elf Guard tinsel grenade
- Elf Guard war standard
- Elvish underarmor
- Emblem of Ak'gyxoth
- Essence of Annoyance
- Everfull Dart Holster
- Extrovermectinâ„¢
- Eye Agate
- Eye and a Twist
- FDKOL commendation
- FDKOL tattoo
- FantasyRealm tattoo kit
- Ferita Del Petto Zinfandel
- Finnish Fish
- First Post shirt - Cir Senam
- First Post shirt package
- Flag by the Footâ„¢
- Flash Liquidizer Ultra Dousing Accessory
- Fleshazoleâ„¢
- Flivver
- Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form
- Folder Holder
- Fourth of May Cosplay Saber
- Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit
- Frank Gorshin trophy
- French-Transylvanian Dictionary
- GameInformPowerDailyPro subscription card
- General Assembly Module
- Ghiaccio Colada
- Giant black monolith
- God Lobster Egg
- Golden HP-35 Calculator
- Golden Mr. Accessory
- Golden Mr. Eh?
- Goodfella contract
- Gordon Beer's Beer Garden Catalog
- Granny Tood's Thanksgarden Catalog
- Great Ball of Frozen Fire
- Great S-Cape
- Great Wolf's beastly trousers
- Great Wolf's rocket launcher
- Gregarious Gregorian Smock
- Grimacite Bock
- Grimacite gaiters
- Grimacite galoshes
- Grimacite garter
- Grimacite gasmask
- Grimacite gat
- Grimacite gauntlets
- Grimacite girdle
- Grimacite glaive
- Grimacite go-go boots
- Grimacite goggles
- Grimacite gorget
- Grimacite gown
- Grimacite greaves
- Grimacite guayabera
- Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog
- Guzzlr application
- Guzzlr cocktail set
- Guzzlr hat
- Guzzlr pants
- Guzzlr shoes
- Guzzlr souvenir stein
- Guzzlr tablet
- Guzzlr tattoo kit
- Guzzlrbuck
- Gygaxian Libram
- HOA citation pad
- HOA regulation book
- HP-35 Calculator
- Hanukkimbo dreidl
- Hat O' Nine Tails
- Helps-You-Sleep
- Hodgman's imaginary hamster
- Holiday Multitasking
- Holiday Multitasking (used)
- Homebodylâ„¢
- Hot Socks
- Hotwireâ„¢ brand candy rope
- How to Hold a Grudge
- How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes
- How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes (used)
- Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games
- Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games (used)
- Idol of Ak'gyxoth
- Irish eggnog
- Ish Kabibble
- Island Drinkin', a Tiki Mixology Odyssey
- Island Hurricane
- Island Landslide
- Island Thunderstorm
- Item #13
- Iunion Crown
- Jamaican coffee
- January's Garbage Tote
- January's Garbage Tote (unopened)
- Jarlsberg's pan
- Jarlsberg's vegetable soup
- Jekyllin hide belt
- Jeppson's Malort
- Jick's autograph
- Jick-o-User
- June cleaver
- Junior Adventurer's kit
- Junior LAAAAME merit badge
- Jurassic Parka
- Kelflar vest
- KoL Con 12-gauge
- KoL Con 3-D Glasses
- KoL Con 8-Bit power bracelet
- KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat
- KoL Con IV Pole
- KoL Con Six Pack
- KoL Con X Bingo Card
- KoL Con X Treasure Map
- Kramco Industries packing carton
- Kramco Sausage-o-Maticâ„¢
- Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase
- LARP carp
- LED candle
- LI-11 Motor Pool voucher
- LIDAR candle
- LT&T telegraph office deed
- Lapis Lazuli
- Law of Averages
- Leapin' Trousers
- Left-Hand Man action figure
- Letter from Carrie Bradshaw
- Libram of BRICKOs
- Libram of Candy Heart Summoning
- Libram of Divine Favors
- Libram of Love Songs
- Libram of Resolutions
- Lil' Doctorâ„¢ bag
- Lil' Snowball Factory
- Living to Drink, Drinking to Live
- Loathing Idol Microphone
- Loathing Idol Microphone (25% charged)
- Loathing Idol Microphone (50% charged)
- Loathing Idol Microphone (75% charged)
- Loathing Legion abacus
- Loathing Legion can opener
- Loathing Legion chainsaw
- Loathing Legion corkscrew
- Loathing Legion defibrillator
- Loathing Legion double prism
- Loathing Legion electric knife
- Loathing Legion flamethrower
- Loathing Legion hammer
- Loathing Legion helicopter
- Loathing Legion jackhammer
- Loathing Legion kitchen sink
- Loathing Legion knife
- Loathing Legion many-purpose hook
- Loathing Legion moondial
- Loathing Legion necktie
- Loathing Legion pizza stone
- Loathing Legion rollerblades
- Loathing Legion tape measure
- Loathing Legion tattoo needle
- Loathing Legion universal screwdriver
- Lucky Lindy
- MAHI fez
- Mafia bow tie
- Mafia stogie
- Mafia violin case
- Maiali Sifilitici Pinot Noir
- Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit
- Mallomarbles
- Manual of Lock Picking
- Manual of Secret Door Detection
- Manual of Transcendent Olfaction
- March hat
- Marltini
- Marvelous Unitard
- MayDayâ„¢ contract
- Mayam Calendar
- Mayam spinach
- Mayflower bouquet
- Mayor Ghost's gavel
- Mayor Ghost's sash
- McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning
- Meat Butler
- Meatcleaver
- Mer-kin cookiestove
- Mer-kin eyedrops
- Mer-kin rollpin
- Middle of the Roadâ„¢ brand whiskey
- Mjolnir Jr.
- Mmm-brr! brand mouthwash
- Mob Penguin protection contract
- Monster Manuel
- Mr. Accessaturday
- Mr. Accessory
- Mr. Big's Wallet
- Mr. Container
- Mr. Eh?
- Mr. Exploiter
- Mr. Shirt
- Mrs. Rush
- Mt. Noob Pale Ale
- Mu
- Murgatroyd diode
- My First Art of War
- My First Paycheck envelope
- My Life of Crime, a Memoir
- My Own Pen Pal kit
- Mysterious Stranger
- N. O. Beer
- Napalm In The Morningâ„¢ candle
- Never Don't Stop Not Striving
- Neverending Party favor
- Neverending Party guest pass
- Neverending Party invitation envelope
- New-You Club Membership Form
- Newbiesportâ„¢ backpack
- Nog-on-the-Cob
- Official Seal of Dreadsylvania
- Olympic-sized Clan crate
- Oopsie IPA
- Order of the Green Thumb Order Form
- Otorian Battle Scar
- Our Daily Candlesâ„¢ order form
- PARTY HARD T-shirt
- PB&J with the crusts cut off
- Pack of Every Card
- Panda outfit
- Para-Pop
- Party Planning on a Budget
- Party Tattooâ„¢ gift certificate
- Party-in-a-Canâ„¢
- Periodical Paintbrush
- Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog
- Pete's rich ricotta
- Pete's wiley whey bar
- Petite Paintbrush
- Phonus Balonus
- PirateRealm guest pass
- PirateRealm membership packet
- PirateRealm party hat
- Pizza of Legend
- Platinum HP-35 Calculator
- Platinum Yendorian Express Card
- Pneumo bar
- Pocket Guide to Mild Evil
- Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used)
- Pocket Meteor Guide
- Pocket Professor memory chip
- Pokéfam Guide to Capturing All of Them
- Powerful Glove
- Professor of Spelunkology
- Purple Beast energy drink
- Quartet of Flare Masters Jacket
- Quiets-Your-Steps
- Radio Free Baseball Cap
- Radio Free Foil
- Radio Free Jersey
- Radio Free Pants
- Radio KoL Antenna Ball
- Radio KoL Bottle Opener
- Radio KoL Coffee Mug
- Radio KoL Flashlight
- Radio KoL Keychain
- Radio KoL Maracas
- Radio KoL Patch
- Rainbow Jello Mould
- Rainbow's Gravity
- Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's beer
- Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's bread
- Recipe of Before Yore: Calzone of Legend
- Recipe of Before Yore: Deep Dish of Legend
- Recipe of Before Yore: Jarlsberg's vegetable soup
- Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's rich ricotta
- Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's wily whey bar
- Recipe of Before Yore: Pizza of Legend
- Recipe of Before Yore: St. Pete's sneaky smoothie
- Recipe of Before Yore: baked veggie ricotta
- Recipe of Before Yore: honey bun of Boris
- Recipe of Before Yore: plain calzone
- Recipe of Before Yore: ratatouille de Jarlsberg
- Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable focaccia
- Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable of J.
- Red Roger tattoo kit
- Red Roger's red left foot
- Red Roger's red left hand
- Red Roger's red right foot
- Red Roger's red right hand
- Red Roger's reliquary
- Red Roger's skull
- Red Russian
- Rethinking Candy
- Retrospecs
- Retrospecs try-at-home kit
- Rock Garden Guide
- Roman Candelabra
- Royal scepter
- S.I.T. Course Completion Certificate
- S.I.T. Course Voucher
- SalesCo sample kit
- Salsa Calienteâ„¢ candle
- Satan hat
- Scandalously Skimpy Bikini
- Scent of a Humanâ„¢ candle
- Schmalz's First Prize Beer
- School of Hard Knocks Diploma
- Scorpion Bowl
- Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome
- Scurvy and Sobriety Prevention
- Sealed TakerSpace letter of Marque
- Seasonal Beret
- Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters
- Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters (used)
- Senior LAAAAME merit badge
- Sept-Ember Censer
- Septapus summoning charm
- Seven Loco
- Sexy Cosmo
- Shantixâ„¢
- Silver HP-35 Calculator
- Sister Accessory
- Site Alpha ID badge
- Size XI Wizard's Robe
- Skipper's accordion
- Skull Punch
- Sloppy Jalopy
- Small Medium
- Smoldering Cloverâ„¢ candle
- Smuggler's Punch
- Sneaky Pete's leather jacket
- Snow Suit
- Sockdollager
- Solstice Shield
- Sombrero De Vida
- SongBoomâ„¢ BoomBox
- SongBoomâ„¢ BoomBox Box
- Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire
- Source terminal
- Sourfinger
- Southern yam
- Souvenir Chopsticks
- Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts
- Spacegate access badge
- Spasmi Dolorosi Del Rene Champagne
- SpinMasterâ„¢ lathe
- Spirit of Christmas
- Spirit of Easter
- Spirit of St. Patrick's Day
- Spirit of Thanksgiving
- Spirit of Veteran's Day
- Spooky Putty ball
- Spooky Putty leotard
- Spooky Putty mitre
- Spooky Putty monster
- Spooky Putty sheet
- Spooky Putty snake
- Spooky VHS Tape
- Spring Bros. ID badge
- Spring Bros. solenoid
- St. Pete's sneaky smoothie
- St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket
- St. Sneaky Pete's Whey
- Staff of Frozen Lard
- Staff of Kitchen Royalty
- Staff of the Peppermint Twist
- Staff of the Roaring Hearth
- Staff of the Woodfire
- Star of Bravery
- Steamboat
- Strong, Silent Type
- Stupid University Diploma
- Superhero Reboots
- Swedish coffee
- TRIO cup of beer
- TakerSpace letter of Marque
- Tales of the Word Realms
- Talisman of Baio
- Talisman of Bakula
- Temporal Tempera Tube
- Thanksgiving ration
- The Beast Withinâ„¢ candle
- The Big Book of Every Skill
- The Confiscator's Grimoire
- The Encyclopedia of Fruit
- The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used)
- The Eye of the Thing in the Basement
- The Fingernail of the Thing in the Basement
- The Groose in the Hoose
- The Imploded World
- The Kloop in the Coop
- The Necbronomicon
- The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1
- The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used)
- The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2
- The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used)
- The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3
- The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used)
- The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4
- The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used)
- The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5
- The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used)
- The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6
- The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used)
- The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells
- The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read)
- The Smith's Tome
- The Spirit of Giving
- The Spirit of Giving (used)
- The Superconductor's CPU
- Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts
- Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model
- Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette
- Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette
- Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette
- Thwaitgold fairyfly statue
- Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette
- Thwaitgold harvestman statuette
- Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette
- Thwaitgold listening bug statuette
- Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette
- Thwaitgold mosquito statuette
- Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette
- Thwaitgold nymph statuette
- Thwaitgold protozoa statuette
- Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette
- Thwaitgold shield bug statuette
- Thwaitgold slug statuette
- Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette
- Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette
- Tickle-Me Emilio
- Time Juice
- Time Lord Badge of Honor
- Time-Spinner
- Toddler-sized Dragon Costume
- Tome of Clip Art
- Tome of Rad Libs
- Tome of Snowcone Summoning
- Tome of Sugar Shummoning
- Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir
- Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir (read)
- Toot Oriole care package
- Totally Gay Claymore
- Trainbot autoassembly module
- Trainbot circuitry
- Trainbot harness
- Trainbot linkages
- Trainbot luggage hook
- Trainbot optics
- Trainbot plating
- Trainbot radar monocle
- Trainbot servomotors
- Trainbot slag
- Trainbot tubing
- Travoltan trousers
- Truthsayer
- Turtle Bowl
- Unagnimated Gnome
- Uncle Crimbo's Sack
- Underworld acorn
- Underworld flail
- Underworld sapling
- Underworld truncheon
- Underworld trunk
- Unionize The Elves sign
- Universal Seasoning
- Unkillable Skeleton's shield
- Unopened Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper
- Uovo Marcio Shiraz
- V for Vivala mask
- Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad
- Valentine's Day cake
- Vegetable of Jarlsberg
- Velougatsâ„¢
- Velvet Veil
- Voluminous Radio Hat
- Voluminous Radio Pants
- Voluminous Radio Sneakers
- Warehouse 23 bling
- Warehouse 23 crate
- Witchess Set
- X-32-F snowman crate
- Xi Receiver Unit
- Xlyinia's notebook
- Yeast of Boris
- Yeg's Motel alarm clock
- Yeg's Motel ashtray
- Yeg's Motel disposable razor
- Yeg's Motel hand soap
- Yeg's Motel minibar key
- Yeg's Motel mouthwash
- Yeg's Motel pillow mint
- Yeg's Motel sewing kit
- Yeg's Motel stationery
- Yeg's Motel toothbrush
- Yeti Protest Sign
- Yuleviathan necklace
- [glitch season reward name]
- [reuse me]
- a bug's lymph
- a cute angel
- a suspicious address
- absentee voter ballot
- abyssal battle plans
- actual blood sausage
- adobe abacus
- adobe abaya
- adobe adze
- adobe arsecover
- adobe ascot
- adobe assortment
- adobe ayam
- adobe brittle
- airplane charter: Conspiracy Island
- airplane charter: Dinseylandfill
- airplane charter: Spring Break Beach
- airplane charter: That 70s Volcano
- airplane charter: The Glaciest
- alabaster bishop
- alabaster king
- alabaster knight
- alabaster pawn
- alabaster queen
- alabaster rook
- anchor bomb
- ancient Elf dessert spoon
- ancient meat
- ancient redwood
- anemoney clip
- angry agate
- annealed drippy orb
- anniversary pewter cape
- anti-burn cream
- anti-creep cream
- anti-freeze cream
- anti-goosebump cream
- anti-odor cream
- anti-pain cream
- antique Canadian lantern
- antique beer
- antique nutcracker beard
- antique nutcracker boots
- antique nutcracker cape
- antique nutcracker drumstick
- antique nutcracker epaulets
- antique nutcracker figurine
- antique nutcracker hat
- antique nutcracker pants
- antique nutcracker sword
- antique nutcracker waistcoat
- arcanoferric housing
- archaeologing shovel
- arrow'd heart balloon
- arse-shooting crossbow
- astral badger
- astronaut ice-cream
- august scepter
- automa-bot parts
- automatic wine thief
- autumn breeze
- autumn dollar
- autumn leaf
- autumn years wisdom
- autumn-spice donut
- autumnal aegis
- autumnic balm
- autumnic bomb
- avatar of the Unconscious Collective
- aviator goggles
- baby camelCalf
- baby chest mimic
- baby rigging snake
- backup camera
- bacteria bisque
- bag of Iunion stones
- bag of sausage links
- bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts
- baked veggie ricotta casserole
- balanced antler
- balsam barrel
- banana candle
- banana split
- banana-frosted king cake
- bar of freeze-dried water
- barnacle-encrusted sweater
- barrel-aged eggnog
- basking robin
- bat wings
- bath ball gift set
- battery (9-Volt)
- battery (AA)
- battery (AAA)
- battery (D)
- battery (car)
- battery (lantern)
- bauxite beret
- bauxite bow-tie
- bauxite boxers
- beaver punch (cherry)
- beaver punch (papaya)
- beaver punch (peach)
- beavermouth
- beet
- beetle antenna
- beggin' cologne
- bejazzled eyepatch
- best joke ever
- big hot pepper
- big ol' trophy
- birdybug antenna
- birthday candle
- black Crimbo ball
- black slime glob
- blank note
- blank white card
- blood roll-up
- blood snowcone
- blood-soaked sponge cake
- bloodstick
- blown-out speaker cone
- blue glowstick
- blue money bag
- blue plate
- blue ribbon
- blue rocket
- blue traffic cone
- blueberry muffin
- blueberry-frosted king cake
- body spradium
- bodyguard badge
- bodyslam
- boiling broth
- boiling hot cocoa
- bolder boulder
- bone broth
- book of facts
- book of facts (dog-eared)
- boot flask
- boot plant
- booze bindle
- booze drive button
- booze mailing list
- bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon
- bottle of Crimbognac
- bottle of Sanguiovese
- bottle of dark rhum
- bottle of extra-dark rhum
- bottle of lovebug pheromones
- bottle of sea wine
- bottle of super-extra-dark rhum
- bottle-rocket crossbow
- bottled Vampire Vintner
- bottled green pixie
- bowl full of jelly
- bowl of mernudo
- bowl of oriole's nest soup
- bowl of prescription candy
- box o' ghosts
- box of Gratitude chocolates
- boxed Apriling band helmet
- boxed Mayam Calendar
- boxed Sept-Ember Censer
- boxed august scepter
- boxed autumn-aton
- boxed bat wings
- boxed gumball machine
- bran muffin
- bread man
- bread pie
- brown pirate pants
- buñuelos Jaliscos
- bucket of ancient Vampyre blood
- bug juice
- bugbear-smiting sword
- bulky free-range mushroom
- bullet necklace
- bunch of sea grapes
- bundle of firewood
- burnt stick
- cabooze
- calm attention-deficit demon
- campfire baked potato
- campfire beans
- campfire coffee
- campfire hot dog
- campfire s'more
- campfire smoke
- campfire stew
- can of Rain-Doh
- can of mixed everything
- candied almond
- candied beef and cabbage
- candied lime
- candy cane sword cane
- candy chalk
- candy drive button
- candy egg deviler
- candy harmonica
- candy mailing list
- candy rations
- cannonbomb
- canteen of eggnog
- canteen of jungle juice
- carbonite visor
- carnivorous potted plant
- carrot cake precipice bar
- cartoon harpoon
- cat o' nine teeth
- cement shoes
- ceramic celery grater
- ceramic celsiturometer
- ceramic cenobite's robe
- ceramic centurion shield
- ceramic cerecloth belt
- ceramic cestus
- ceramic scree
- chalk chain
- chalk chalice
- chalk chapeau
- chalk chinos
- chalk chlamys
- chalk choker
- chalk chunks
- cherry bomb
- chest of "pirate gold"
- chiffon carbage
- chiffon chakram
- chiffon chamberpot
- chiffon chapeau
- chiffon chaps
- chiffon chemise
- chiffon chevrons
- chiffon lemon
- chili powder cutlass
- chitin powder
- chitin powder paste
- chocolate chip muffin
- chocolate covered ping-pong ball
- chocolate ostrich egg
- chocolate-covered loofah
- chocolate-frosted king cake
- chocomotive
- ciliophora chowder
- cinnamon machine oil
- clan underground fireworks shop
- class five ecto-larva
- claw-held flag
- clear Russian
- clerical automa-core
- cloning kit
- closed-circuit pay phone
- closed-circuit phone system
- clovermint
- coal paperweight
- cocoa of youth
- coffee sprite
- cold medicine cabinet
- colossal free-range mushroom
- combat lover's locket
- combat lover's locket lockbox
- comfy blanket
- complicated device
- concentrated cooking
- concentrated fish broth
- coney haunch
- conquistador's breastplate
- consolation ribbon
- container of Spooky Putty
- cookbookbat book
- cool hot cocoa
- cool mint precipice bar
- coping juice
- corned beet
- cosmetic football
- cosmic bucket
- cozy scarf
- crabsicle
- cranberry margarita (brackish)
- crated wardrobe-o-matic
- crazy bastard sword
- cream of chloroplasts
- crimbo elfling
- crumbling rat skull
- crunchy brush
- crystal Crimbo goblet
- crystal Crimbo platter
- crystallized pumpkin spice
- cup of "tea"
- cursed Aztec tamale
- cursed chocolate doubloon
- cursed magnifying glass
- cursed microwave
- cursed monkey glove
- cursed monkey's paw
- cursed pirate cutlass
- cursed pony keg
- cursed swash buckle
- cursed tricorn hat
- custom avatar form
- cyan seashell
- daddy shortlegs leg
- dandy lion cub
- dark chocolate egg
- day shortener
- deactivated mini-Trainbot
- deck of lewd playing cards
- deed to Oliver's Place
- defective Golden Mr. Accessory
- deflated inflatable dodecapede
- deluxe Neverending Party favor
- denim jacket
- depleted Crimbonium football helmet
- designer sweatpants
- designer sweatpants (new old stock)
- detective school application
- deviled candy egg
- diabolic pizza cube
- dirty martini
- disconnected intergnat
- distilled resin
- donated booze
- donated candy
- donated food
- doppelshifter egg
- dorky glasses
- double daisy
- double-candied yams
- dreaming Jung man
- dregs of a Crimbo cocktail
- drink chit
- drippy bezoar
- drippy bromide
- drippy candy bar
- drippy caviar
- drippy diadem
- drippy enzyme
- drippy flux
- drippy grub
- drippy ichor
- drippy khakis
- drippy nugget
- drippy orb
- drippy pigment
- drippy pilsner
- drippy plum(?)
- drippy salt
- drippy seed
- drippy shield
- drippy snail shell
- drippy staff
- drippy stake
- drippy stein
- drippy truncheon
- drive-thru burger
- dromedary drinking helmet
- dusty bottle of blood
- ear candle
- earthenware muffin tin
- egg gun
- eggwater
- elbow soup
- electric mushroom
- electric pants
- electronic Brain Trainer game
- electronics kit
- elf army field rations
- elf sleeper agent
- ember egg
- embering hunk
- emergency glowstick
- emo roe
- emotion chip
- empty Rain-Doh can
- empty hourglass
- energized spores
- enhanced signal receiver
- envelope full of Meat
- ert grey goo ring
- etched hourglass
- everfull glass
- evil flaming eyeball pendant
- evil noodles
- evil paper umbrella
- exclusive ultra-rare item
- expired MRE
- extra DNA
- extra ooze
- extra special Crimbo stocking
- extra time
- extra-grubby grub
- extra-hard jawbreaker
- extra-strength goo
- familiar scrapbook
- fancy chess set
- fancy party pants
- festive egg sac
- festive sausage
- fettucini épines Inconnu recipe
- fetus-smashing club
- filled mosquito
- fire ant pheromones
- fire crackers
- fire-roasted lake trout
- fish sauce
- fishcake
- fishelada
- fistful of wood shavings
- five-fingered fern resin
- fixodent
- flagellate flagon
- flagellate soup
- flagstone fez
- flagstone flag
- flagstone flagments
- flagstone flail
- flagstone fleece
- flagstone flip-flops
- flagstone fringe
- flame orb
- flaming familiar doppelgänger
- flaming juggler's balls
- flaming leaf crown
- flan del mar
- flapper fly
- flask of egggrog
- flask of moonshine
- fleshy putty
- flickering pixel
- flimsy hardwood scraps
- floaty stone sphere
- flour cookie
- food drive button
- food mailing list
- foreign box
- forest canopy bed
- fortifying hot cocoa
- four-leaf potato sprout
- fragile Christmas ornament
- frankincenser
- free boots
- free-range mushroom
- freightcake
- fresh can of paint
- fresh coat of paint
- fried air
- frost-rimed desk bell
- frozen tofu pop
- fruit bat
- fruit-stuffed rumcake
- fruity pebble
- funny paper hat
- fuzzy bracelets
- fuzzy polar bear ears
- gaffer's tape
- gas can
- gasmask
- gator shades
- genie bottle
- ghostly ectoplasm
- giant free-range mushroom
- gilded trumpet
- gingerbread nylons
- gingerbread pirate
- gingernade
- glass of "milk"
- glass of drippy wine
- glass of raw eggs
- glob of extra-green chlorophyll
- glob of salty molasses
- glob of undifferentiated tissue
- goblin bone hilt
- goblin collarbone
- gold skull ring
- golden fleece
- golden monkey statuette
- golden pet rock
- golden sausage
- goo magnet
- goodberry
- gooey drippy candy bar
- googly chest eyes
- gooified animal matter
- gooified mineral matter
- gooified vegetable matter
- gory drippy orb
- government booze shipment
- government candy shipment
- government food shipment
- government per-diem
- government requisition form
- government-issued candy
- government-issued eyeshade
- government-issued necktie
- government-issued slacks
- governor's daughter's lace collar
- governor's daughter's pearl hairpin
- governor's daughter's petticoats
- grain of sand
- gravy skin
- gravyskin buckler
- gravyskin hat
- gravyskin pants
- gravyskin skirt
- gray seashell
- greasy desk bell
- greedy ghostling
- green and red bean
- green glowstick
- green marshmallow
- green seashell
- green slime glob
- green traffic cone
- gregarious ghostling
- grey down vest
- grey gosling
- grilled mooseflank
- grinning ghostling
- grog nuts
- groggipop
- groggles
- grogtini
- groveling gravel
- grubby wool
- grubby wool beerwarmer
- grubby wool gloves
- grubby wool hat
- grubby wool scarf
- grubby wool trousers
- grubby woolball
- guffin
- guild application
- guilty sprout
- gunwale
- gunwale whalegun
- haemolymphnode
- half-digested rat
- half-height cigar
- hand of Mr. Cards
- hand turkey outline
- hand-crafted candy cane
- hand-knitted Crimbo socks
- hand-knitted diving booties
- handful of Boltsmann bearings
- handful of split pea soup
- handful of toilet paper
- hangman's hood
- hard cocoa
- hard rock
- hardening cream
- harpoon
- haunted Hell ramen
- haunted bottle of vodka
- haunted cherry pie
- haunted doghouse
- haunted eggnog
- haunted gimlet
- haunted martini
- haunted orange
- haunted pizza
- head of emberg lettuce
- head-mounted Trainbot
- heart-shaped crate
- hemlock helm
- hemp backpack
- hermedisiac cologne
- heteroerotic frat-paddle
- hewn moon-rune spoon
- hi-density nylocite leg armor
- hibernating Grimstone Golem
- hibernating robot reindeer
- hibiscus petal
- hippo tutu
- hockey stick of furious angry rage
- holiday cheese log
- holiday smorgasbord
- holiday trip around the world
- hollow rock
- homeless hobo spirit
- honey bun of Boris
- honey-drenched ham slice
- hopeful candle
- hot cocoa au beurre
- hot cocoa with rainbow marshmallows
- hot watered rum
- hot wine
- hourglass
- house-sized mushroom
- housekeeping automa-core
- huge Crimbo cookie
- huge mint leaf
- human musk
- hungover chauvinist pig
- hypnodisk
- ice baby
- ice pick
- iceberglet
- icing poncho
- immense free-range mushroom
- imported lemon lozenge
- imported taffy
- in-the-box spring shoes
- incredibly dense meat gem
- indie comic hipster glasses
- industrial fire extinguisher
- industrial lubricant
- industrially-crushed ice
- infant sandworm
- infernal snowball
- inflammable leaf
- intact anemone spike
- intact medium-wave antenna
- intergalactic pom poms
- interrogative elixir
- jam band bootleg
- jar of magical relish
- jewel-eyed wizard hat
- jitterbug larva
- jolly roger tattoo kit
- jug of Sneaky Pete's Mojo
- kelp
- kelp-holly drape
- kelp-holly gun
- kerosene-soaked skip
- kevlateflocite helmet
- kilopede skull
- kitten burglar
- lab-grown meat
- large pile of sand
- large stone triangle
- laser cannon
- laser targeting chip
- latte lovers club card
- latte lovers member's mug
- leafy browns
- leftover chocolate bar
- leg-mounted Trainbots
- li'l orphan tot
- liar's pants
- licorice snake
- lip soup
- liquid SONAR
- lit leaf lasso
- livid energy
- llama lama cria
- locked mumming trunk
- lodestone
- longbox of Batfellow comics
- loofah ladle
- loofah lavalier
- loofah lederhosen
- loofah legwarmers
- loofah lei
- loofah lumberjack's hat
- loofah lumps
- loose blade
- lost elf luggage
- lucky Tam O'Shanter
- lucky Tam O'Shatner
- lucky army helmet
- lucky gold ring
- lucky moai statuette
- lucky napkin
- lucky rabbitfish fin
- lump of bauxite
- lump of loyal latite
- lustrous drippy orb
- luxury fly-tying workbench
- machine elf capsule
- magenta seashell
- magical sausage
- magical sausage casing
- mana-basted tofurkey leg
- mana-coated yams
- mana-fortified cranberry sauce
- mana-stuffed herbal stuffing
- mantis skull
- map to Anemone Mine
- map to Dolph Bossin's hideout
- map to Madness Reef
- map to a candy-rich block
- map to the Dive Bar
- map to the Marinara Trench
- map to the Skate Park
- marble maebari
- marble magnet
- marble mantle
- marble mariachi hat
- marble medallion
- marble mignonette bowl
- marble molecules
- marshmallow bomb
- marshroom
- martiny
- massive wrench
- meatball
- meatball machine
- mechanically-mulled cider
- medium stone triangle
- melty plastic grenade
- mesquito proboscis
- messenger bag RNA
- meteorite earring
- meteorite fragment
- meteorite necklace
- meteorite ring
- micronova
- milestone
- military candy cane
- military orb
- military-grade peppermint oil
- mini kiwi
- mini kiwi aioli
- mini kiwi antimilitaristic hippy petition
- mini kiwi bikini
- mini kiwi digitized cookies
- mini kiwi egg
- mini kiwi icepick
- mini kiwi illicit antibiotic
- mini kiwi intoxicating spirits
- mini kiwi invisible dirigible
- mini kiwi silicon tiepin
- mini kiwi tipi
- mini kiwi whipping stick
- mini kiwi-flavored aspirin-injecting lipstick
- mini kiwitini
- miniature Embering Hulk
- miniature crystal ball
- miniature goose mask
- miniature gravy-covered maypole
- miniature stuffed Goth Giant
- miniscule temporal rip
- mint condition Lil' Doctorâ„¢ bag
- mint condition magnifying glass
- mint-in-box Powerful Glove
- moai toai
- moaiball
- model train set
- moist Crimbo spices
- molehill mountain
- mooseflank
- moosemeat pie
- moss floss
- moss mace
- moss mantle
- moss marlinspike
- moss medal
- moss megaphone
- moss mitre
- moss mulch
- mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine
- mother's necklace
- motivational poster
- moveable feast
- mulled blood
- mulled wine
- multi-level marzipan
- mummified entombed cookbookbat
- mumming trunk
- muscular soup
- mushroom filet
- mushroom slab
- mushroom tea
- mushroom whiskey
- muskox-skin cap
- mutant arm
- mutant crown
- mutant legs
- mutated candy lump
- myrrh pouch
- name change form
- nasty desk bell
- nativity shorts
- natural magick candle
- naughty fortune teller
- naughty origami kit
- naughty paper shuriken
- nauseating reagent
- navel ring of navel gazing
- ncle leg
- neck wreath
- nervous tick egg
- nest egg
- neverending wallet chain
- nice warm beer
- non-Euclidean angle
- note from Clancy
- noticeable pumps
- nutcracking pliers
- nylon Christmas stockings
- off-hand balloon
- officer's nog
- ojo de pez burrito
- old school Mafia knickerbockers
- old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie
- old-school pirate grog
- oldcake
- one million meat pancakes
- one piece of bubble gum
- onyx bishop
- onyx king
- onyx knight
- onyx pawn
- onyx queen
- onyx rook
- orange glowstick
- orange slime glob
- orange traffic cone
- organ grinder
- organic potpourri
- origami "gentlemen's" magazine
- origami pasties
- origami riding crop
- orphan baby yeti
- out-of-work circus flea
- overflowing gift basket
- overloaded Yule battery
- overloaded short-pulse transistor
- overly-fancy hot cocoa
- oversized ice molecule
- oxygenated eggnog helmet
- packaged Daylight Shavings Helmet
- packaged Everfull Dart Holster
- packaged June cleaver
- packaged Jurassic Parka
- packaged Pocket Professor
- packaged Roman Candelabra
- packaged SpinMasterâ„¢ lathe
- packaged backup camera
- packaged cold medicine cabinet
- packaged familiar scrapbook
- packaged industrial fire extinguisher
- packaged knock-off retro superhero cape
- packaged luxury garment
- packaged miniature crystal ball
- packaged model train set
- packet of mayfly bait
- packet of mushroom spores
- packet of rock seeds
- packet of tall grass seeds
- paint palette
- pantogram
- paraffin palazzos
- paraffin pendant
- paraffin pieces
- paraffin pith helmet
- paraffin poncho
- paraffin pseudoaccordion
- paraffin punching bag
- paranormal ricotta
- party balloon
- party beer bomb
- party crasher
- party mouse hat
- party platter for one
- party pup
- party whip
- passed-out psychedelic bear
- patch of extra-warm fur
- pea brittle
- peace shooter
- peace turkey outline
- peasco sour
- peaza
- pebble of proud pyrite
- pegfinger
- pentagram bandana
- peppermint bomb
- peppermint donut
- peppermint eel sauce
- peppermint harpoon gun
- peppermint pegleg
- peppermint spine
- peppermint syrup
- peppermint tack
- peppermint-scented socks
- perfect Christmas scarf
- perfectly ordinary frog
- personal raindrop
- personalizable gingerbread cookie
- personalized wassail stein
- pet anchor
- petrified time
- pewter shavings
- photo booth sized crate
- pickled bread
- piece of cake
- piece of coral
- piece of driftwood
- pile of Trainbot parts
- pile of gritty sand
- pile of sand
- pile of smoking rags
- pineapple slab
- ping-pong ball
- ping-pong paddle
- pink glowstick
- piranha pollen
- pirate encryption key (complete)
- pirate encryption key alpha
- pirate encryption key bravo
- pirate encryption key charlie
- pirate encryption key delta
- pirate fork
- pirate hook
- pirate pantaloons
- pirate radio ring
- pirate shaving cream
- piratical blunderbuss
- pirrrate's currrse
- pixel bread
- pixel rock
- pixel whiskey
- plain calzone
- plain candy cane
- plain snowcone
- plastic bazooka
- plastic doll arms
- plastic doll legs
- plastic piranha pot
- plastic pirate hat
- plexifoam chin strap
- plump free-range mushroom
- plush sea serpent
- poisonsettia
- polymorphic fastening apparatus
- poncho de azucar
- ponytail clip
- pool shark hair oil
- portable dam
- portable housekeeping robot
- portable pantogram
- portable ping-pong table
- portable steam unit
- potato alarm clock
- potato jacket
- potted power plant
- powdered madness
- powdered powdered sugar
- power seed
- prank Crimbo card
- praying Grim Brother
- precision snowball
- prescription teeth whitener
- present
- pressurized potion of possessiveness
- primitive alien blowgun
- primitive alien necklace
- primitive alien spear
- primitive alien totem
- primitive candy cane
- pristine piranha seed
- pristine walrus tusk
- pro skateboard
- profane eye patch
- prohie's hat
- projectile chemistry set
- proto-proto-protozoa
- protogenetic chunklet (elbow)
- protogenetic chunklet (flagellum)
- protogenetic chunklet (lips)
- protogenetic chunklet (muscle)
- protogenetic chunklet (synapse)
- protonic accelerator pack
- prototype stimulant
- pump-up high-tops
- pumpkin spice whorl
- punch-drunk punch
- punching mirror
- purple glowstick
- purpleheart "pants"
- purpleheart logs
- puzzling ribbon
- puzzling trophy
- pygmy bugbear shaman
- quantized familiar
- quantized familiar experience
- quantum of familiar
- quantum watch
- quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments
- raffle prize box
- raffle ticket
- ragged wool yarn
- rainbow glitter candle
- rainbow pearl
- rainbow pearl earring
- rainbow pearl necklace
- rainbow pearl ring
- rare oboe
- ratatouille de Jarlsberg
- ratty knitted cap
- real cowboy hat
- really nice lump of coal
- really nice net
- red and white claret
- red coin
- red money bag
- red plumber's boots
- red rocket
- red traffic cone
- red white and blue claret
- red-and-green microcamera
- red-hot medallion
- red-hot sausage fork
- red-soled high heels
- red-spotted snapper roe
- redwood rain stick
- refurbished air fryer
- rehearsing dramatic hedgehog
- repaid diaper
- replica Elf Guard medal
- replica Ten Dollars
- research fragment
- residual chitin paste
- ribbon candy ascot
- rigging knot
- ring
- roasted vegetable focaccia
- roasted vegetable of Jarlsberg
- room scale green bean casserole
- rose-colored glasses
- rubber WWBBDD? bracelet
- rubber baby doll
- rubber doll body
- rubber doll head
- rum ball
- rum-soaked fruitcake
- rune-strewn spoon cocoon
- runny fermented egg
- runny icing
- runproof mascara
- rutabuga bag
- rxr shield
- salmagumdi
- salt plum
- salt plum sake
- salted mutton
- salty drippy candy bar
- salty gumdrop
- sampler size toothpaste
- sane hatrack
- sangria del diablo
- sausage golem
- savings bond
- sawed-off blunderbuss
- scintillating powder
- scroll of minor invulnerability
- scroll of protection from lycanthropes
- sea-worn candlestick
- second-hand knockoff engagement ring
- security automa-core
- self-repairing earmuffs
- senate fly thorax
- sequin-encrusted sweater
- set of Unobtainium straps
- sew-on bandage
- shadow bread
- shadow brick
- shadow candle
- shadow candy
- shadow chef's hat
- shadow flame
- shadow fluid
- shadow glass
- shadow hammer
- shadow hot dog
- shadow ice
- shadow martini
- shadow monocle
- shadow nectar
- shadow needle
- shadow pill
- shadow sausage
- shadow sinew
- shadow skin
- shadow stick
- shadow trousers
- shadow venom
- shadowy cheat sheet
- sharkfin gumbo
- shim of shame shale
- shimmering tendrils
- shining star cap
- shipwright's hammer
- shoe ad T-shirt
- short beer
- short glass of water
- short stack of pancakes
- short stick of butter
- short white
- shortest-order cook
- shot of wasp venom
- shoulder-mounted Trainbot
- shrine to the Barrel god
- shrink-wrapped 2002 Mr. Store Catalog
- shrink-wrapped Cincho de Mayo
- siesta-ing Casagnova gnome
- signal fragment
- signal receiver
- silicon-infused gluteal shield
- silk garter snake
- silky pirate drawers
- silver sausage
- silver table-scraper
- single-use dust mask
- sinister ancient tablet
- sinister demon mask
- sinistral homunculus
- sizzling desk bell
- skewered cherry
- skewered jumbo olive
- skewered lime
- slap and slap again recipe
- sleeping patriotic eagle
- sleeping piano cat
- sleeping profane parrot
- slime fedora
- slime knuckles
- slime waders
- slippery when wet shield
- slow jam collection
- small Crimbo Pressie
- small pile of sand
- small stone triangle
- smoking talon
- smoldering box
- smoldering leafcutter ant egg
- snake skin
- snakeskin cowboy hat
- snakeskin jacket
- snakeskin thighboots
- snow belly
- snow hat
- snow pants
- snowman-enchanting tophat
- snowpack
- sober pill
- soft cap of diminishing returns
- soggy elf shoes
- soggy gingerbread chunk
- sonar fishfinder
- sorority girl's box
- souvenir flag
- space blanket
- space chowder
- space planula
- space trooper helmet
- space wine
- spare battery
- sparkling orb
- sparkly engagement ring
- spearfish fishing spear
- speed limit shield
- spider leg
- spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip
- spinning wheel
- spirit bell
- spooky rattling cigar box
- spring shoes
- squamous polyp
- stained glass serape
- stained glass shards
- stained glass shield
- stained glass shiv
- stained glass spectacles
- stained glass stetson
- stained glass suspenders
- stained hard candy
- star pop
- status cymbal
- steamed oyster
- steaming evil
- stick of firewood
- sticky sword blade
- still grill
- stinky cheese ball
- stinky cheese diaper
- stinky cheese eye
- stinky cheese sword
- stinky cheese wheel
- stop shield
- strange stalagmite
- strange stone pyramid
- streetfighting champion's belt
- structural ember
- stuffed dinosaur
- stuffed kraken
- stuffed red and green pepper (stale)
- stuffed yam stinkbomb
- stuffed-shirt scarecrow
- styrofoam peanuts
- subscription cocoa dispenser
- sugarplum ration
- sundae ration
- super good fruit
- super-heated leaf
- super-sweet fish goo (spoiled)
- superhero mask
- surprisingly capacious handbag
- sushi-rolling mat
- suspicious package
- suspicious stocking
- swamp haunch
- sweat-ade
- sweaty balsam
- sweet nutcracker
- sweet party mix
- sweet potato o' mine
- sweet potato punch
- synaptic soup
- synthetic rock
- tabletop candy dispenser
- talkative skull
- tankard of spiced Goldschlepper
- tankard of spiced rum
- tapped black lotus
- tattered paper crown
- tattoo gun
- tattoo of two turkeys
- teacher's pen
- tearaway pants
- tempura green and red bean
- terra cotta tambourine
- terra cotta tidbits
- terra cotta tie tack
- terra cotta tongs
- terra cotta train
- terra cotta trousers
- terra cotta truss
- terra panna cotta
- testy toolbox
- thanksgiving bomb
- the Crymbich Manuscript
- the Crymbich Manuscript (used)
- thermos of "whiskey"
- thick walrus blubber
- third ear
- thriftshop coupon
- throwin' ember
- tie-dye headband
- tied-up flaming leaflet
- tied-up flaming monstera
- tied-up leaviathan
- tin thermos of chai
- tinsel fin
- tinsel orb
- tiny Tina gun
- tiny bomb
- tiny consolation ribbon
- tiny ember
- tiny glowing red nose
- tiny handful of mixed nuts
- tiny plastic "Santa Claus"
- tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo
- tiny plastic Abuela's cottage
- tiny plastic Armory
- tiny plastic Bar
- tiny plastic Café Elf
- tiny plastic Cafe
- tiny plastic Cheer Core
- tiny plastic Colonel Brando
- tiny plastic Crimbo caroler
- tiny plastic Crimbo cheer
- tiny plastic Dolph Bossin
- tiny plastic Easter Island Bunny
- tiny plastic Factory
- tiny plastic Jedediah and Boiling Cloud
- tiny plastic Mer-kin baker
- tiny plastic Mirth
- tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress
- tiny plastic Penny
- tiny plastic St. Patrick
- tiny plastic caboose
- tiny plastic chem lab
- tiny plastic coal car
- tiny plastic dining car
- tiny plastic dolphin "orphan"
- tiny plastic food lab
- tiny plastic locomotive
- tiny plastic multi-level marketer
- tiny plastic nog lab
- tiny plastic orphan
- tiny plastic passenger car
- tiny plastic primary lab
- tiny plastic reindeer
- tiny plastic sea elf
- tiny plastic spoiler
- tiny plastic wild beaver
- tiny plastic yuleviathan
- tiny stillsuit
- tooth cap
- toothy trousers
- traditional Crimbo cookie
- train whistle
- trampled ticket stub
- traumatic holiday memory
- trick coin
- tropical Crimbo pressie
- tryptophan dart
- turchucken
- twice-haunted screwdriver
- twitching trigger finger
- ultimate wad
- ultra-soft ferns
- unbreakable umbrella
- uncanny desk bell
- undamaged Unbreakable Umbrella
- undrilled cosmic bowling ball
- unearthed volcanic meteoroid
- unemployed hunchbacked minion
- unevolved organism
- unfinished pleasure
- uniclops egg
- universal biscuit
- unoccupied sheep suit
- unopened Bird-a-Day calendar
- unopened diabolic pizza cube box
- unopened tiny stillsuit
- unpowered Robortender
- unremarkable duffel bag
- untorn tearaway pants package
- unwound cymbal-playing monkey
- unwound mechanical songbird
- unwrapped knock-off retro superhero cape
- vampagne
- vampire glitter
- vampyric cloake
- vampyric cloake pattern
- van key
- vanilla-frosted king cake
- velour valise
- velour vambraces
- velour vaqueros
- velour veil
- velour veneer
- velour viscometer
- velour voulge
- very small red dress
- vesper
- vial of humanoid growth hormone
- virgin jello shot
- void burger
- void lager
- void shard
- void stone
- voodoo doll
- voter registration form
- votive of confidence
- wad of Crovacite
- wad of spider silk
- waders
- waffle
- warbear bearserker greaves
- warbear black box
- warbear electric long johns
- warbear high festival pants
- warbear officer requisition box
- warbear requisition box
- wardrobe-o-matic
- water balloon
- waterlogged cloth
- waterlogged leather
- waterlogged metal
- waterlogged stuffing
- waterlogged wood
- watermelon
- watermelon seed
- wax lips
- webbed comic mask
- wedge of gray cheese
- weedy skirt
- wet tack
- whale cerebrospinal fluid
- whalecake
- whalegun
- whalesteak
- wheel of camembert
- whet stone
- whirled peas
- white Crimbo ball
- white arm towel
- white money bag
- windicle
- wine-soaked bone chips
- wizard action figure
- wormwood stick
- wormwood wedding ring
- wrapped candy cane sword cane
- wrapping paper
- writhing drippy candy bar
- xo-skeleton-in-a-box
- yam
- yam and swiss
- yam battery
- yam burrito
- yam martini
- yam mayo
- yam slider
- yellow puck
- yellow puck with a bow on it
- yellow rocket
- yellow seashell
- yellow traffic cone
- yield shield
- yule grog
- yule gruel
- yule hatchet
- yule pup
- yuletide troll chrysalis
- zombie monkey necklace