Museum :: Goobertina

Goobertina

Rank	Item	Quantity
#113	"Humorous" T-shirt	1
#247	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
#280	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
#257	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#224	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#133	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	2
#227	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
#92	Adventurer bobblehead	1
#277	Amulet of Yendor	85
#877	Ancient Saucehelm	3
#837	Angelhair Culottes	1
#435	Argarggagarg's fang	4
#785	Asleep in the Cemetery	2
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#846	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	1
#2706	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	3
#223	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
#561	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	2
#49	BittyCar HotCar	1
#34	BittyCar MeatCar	1
#38	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#811	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
#254	Bohemian rhapsody	1
#1057	Bulky Buddy Box	2
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#117	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#146	Chorale of Companionship	1
#160	Cinco Mayo Lager	2
#738	Claw of the Infernal Seal	1
#619	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	5
#904	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#2407	Codpiece of the Goblin King	1
#525	Colander of Em-er'il	5
#264	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	1
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#532	Corpse Island iced tea	10
#1213	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	2
#584	Crimbo pie	2
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#650	Crimbo wreath	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#1683	Crimboween memo	4
#3211	Crimbuck	1
#532	Deactivated O. A. F.	1
#419	Disco 'Fro Pick	7
#1940	Dolphin King's crown	1
#285	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	1
#772	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	3
#672	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	2
#248	Eau de Guaneau	2
#324	El Sombrero De Lopez	7
#330	Elder Turtle Shell	7
#89	Elizabeth's paintbrush	1
#211	Elron's Explosive Etude	1
#441	FDKOL commendation	422
#519	FDKOL hotcakes	1
#1004	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	1
#66	Frigid Northern Beans	1
#211	Frosty's carrot	1
#370	Frosty's frosty mug	4
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#76	Frosty's old silk hat	2
#120	Frosty's snowball sack	1
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#1599	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	1
#1046	Go-Wassail	1
#723	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	1
#546	Heimandatz's heart	3
#66	Hellfire Spicy Beans	1
#87	Hodgman's almanac	1
#389	Hodgman's blanket	3
#95	Hodgman's harmonica	1
#136	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	1
#125	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	1
#174	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	1
#130	Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	1
#166	How to Play Othello	1
#1039	Jack-in-the-box	2
#375	Jocko Homo's head	5
🥈	Junior LAAAAME merit badge	1
#127	Kevlar balloon	1
#356	Kissin' Cousins	3
#225	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
#152	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	1
#721	Krakrox's Loincloth	1
#61	LOLmec statuette	1
#529	Lederhosen of the Night	2
#301	Let Me Be!	5
#1304	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	18
#826	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	8
#481	Marquis de Poivre soda	1
#225	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	1
#388	Maxing, Relaxing	3
#347	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#396	Miniborg beeper	1
#223	Miniborg hiveminder	2
#54	Miniborg laser	10
#21	Miniborg stomper	21
#15	Miniborg strangler	29
#16	Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet	1
#15	Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass	1
#11	Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge	1
#14	Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves	1
#13	Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow	1
#43	Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas	1
#182	Mylar balloon	1
#471	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#726	Newman's Own Trousers	1
#197	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	1
#303	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	4
#187	Oscus's dumpster waders	1
#8	Oscus's neverending soda	1
#1171	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	5
#578	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	1
#66	Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans	1
#67	Prelude of Precision	2
#211	Ralph IX cognac	1
#938	Ram's Face Lager	1
#710	Safari Jack's moustache	2
#660	Scalp of Gorgolok	5
#974	Sensual Massage for Creeps	1
#470	Sinful Desires	1
#6	Staff of the Deepest Freeze	1
#128	Summer Nights	7
#154	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
#803	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	1
#410	Tales from the Fireside	3
#168	Tales of the Word Realms	2
#45	Tesla's Electroplated Beans	1
#852	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	1
#699	The Mariachi's guitar case	2
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#1558	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	1
#829	Thwaitgold ant statuette	1
#1053	Thwaitgold bee statuette	2
#1013	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	1
#787	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	2
#415	Thwaitgold cockroach statuette	1
#1197	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	3
#1939	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	1
#1784	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	1
#326	Thwaitgold moth statuette	1
#259	Thwaitgold nit statuette	1
#623	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	1
#653	Thwaitgold scorpion statuette	1
#951	Thwaitgold spider statuette	1
#1721	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	3
#1241	Thwaitgold termite statuette	1
#1151	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	1
#575	Tiki lighter	1
#67	Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans	1
#931	Travels with Jerry	1
#158	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#161	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#109	Tuesday's ruby	31
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
#918	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	1
🥈	Underworld acorn	1
#13	Underworld truncheon	1
🥈	Underworld trunk	1
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#98	Ur-Donut	1
#2403	Valentine	1
#915	Volartta's bellbottoms	1
#64	World's Blackest-Eyed Peas	1
#509	Yakisoba's hat	3
#520	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	3
#333	abandoned candy	1
#852	adorable seal larva	3
#129	all-purpose flower	1
#233	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	20
#66	anniversary balloon	27
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary pewter cape	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#734	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	1
#533	antique painting of a landscape	1
#928	antique record album	1
#80	arrow'd heart balloon	7
#133	aspirin	6
#230	astronaut ice-cream	2
#529	astronaut pants	15
#205	baconstone	35
#241	bag of lard	5
#1146	banana	1
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#1911	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#1290	battered Crimbo Crate	3
#642	bed of coals	1
#171	beer cartilage	1
#232	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	3
#428	beholed bedsheet	2
#1062	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#17	bewitching boots	2
#154	big bad voodoo mask	5
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#2626	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	6
#1649	blood flower	1
#472	blue glowstick	3
#122	blue shell	1
#135	blue tulip	1
#622	borg sock monkey	2
#58	bottle of Goldschnöckered	1
#410	bottle of peppermint schnapps	1
#1066	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	1
#321	boulder	1
#183	bowl of Jeal-O	1
#92	bowl of Tastee-Wheet™	1
#570	bowl of fishysoisse	1
#5906	box of sunshine	4
#230	box turtle	1
#247	brains casserole	1
#41	brazen bracelet	1
#110	bronze handcuffs	1
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#937	bunch of bananas	1
#35	bundle of "fragrant" herbs	1
#227	burrowgrub hive	1
#464	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	2
#547	can of fake snow	1
#521	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	17
#541	candied yams	17
#2005	candy cane	12
#1062	candy kneecapping stick	3
#1468	candy knuckles	2
#1783	candy stake	4
#88	cement sandals	9
#1090	cheap elven gloves	2
#997	cheap toaster	2
#14	chitinous pod	12
#373	chocolate-frosted king cake	5
#121	chopsticks	45
#621	chunk of depleted Grimacite	15
#30	clingfilm cap	1
#40	clingfilm slippers	1
#34	clingfilm trousers	1
#508	colored-light "necklace"	1
#384	colorful plastic ball	45
🥉	control crystal	1
#456	cookie cookie	2
#127	cornuthaum	67
#89	creepy doll head	1
#102	crystal skull	1
#261	crystallized memory	1
#36	cursed breeches	1
#64	cursed cutlass	1
#41	cursed eyepatch	1
#920	cyborg doll	1
#1247	cyborg stompin' boot	2
#648	daisy	2
#51	deadly lampshade	12
#263	deck of tropical cards	2
#1369	delicious salad	6
#25	depleted Grimacite astrolabe	1
#41	depleted Grimacite grappling hook	1
#505	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	1
#22	depleted Grimacite shinguards	1
#515	depleted uranium seal figurine	1
#1149	designer handbag	1
#476	disintegrating sheet music	1
#1717	disturbing fanfic	2
#889	doll house	4
#1065	dollhive	4
#414	donkey flipbook	2
#585	dope gangsta bling-bling	1
#813	drab sonata	1
#303	duck-on-a-string	8
#1578	dusty Crimbo crate	1
#1040	dusty bottle of Marsala	1
#1062	dusty bottle of Merlot	1
#1031	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	1
#1060	dusty bottle of Port	1
#1014	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	1
#4231	easter egg balloon	2
#159	effluvious emerald	9
#126	eldritch alignment spray	1
#60	eldritch mushroom pizza	1
#1201	elven limbos gingerbread	6
#788	elven cellocello	24
#1394	elven moonshine	2
#970	elven socks	3
#278	elven suicide capsule	39
#250	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	54
#1410	enchanted leopard-print barbell	3
#50	escargotsicle	12
#796	evil teddy bear	14
#38	exclusive club	1
#587	extra-greasy slider	2
#1438	facsimile dictionary	3
#1290	fancy but probably evil chocolate	4
#377	fancy canapés	1
#2519	fancy chocolate	1
#1636	fancy chocolate car	5
#650	fancy dress ball	18
#1164	festive holiday hat	2
#386	fiery wing	1
#634	filth-encrusted futon	1
#692	[2426]fire flower	1
#497	flamin' bindle	1
#1610	flashing novelty button	1
#165	floaty inverse geode	1
#418	floaty pebbles	1
#118	floaty sand	170
#32	floorboard cruft	61
#84	foie gras	28
#88	forbidden sausage	3
#1027	friendly cheez blob	2
#561	frigid air mattress	1
#708	frozen banquet	1
#1513	fruitcake	9
#185	fry-oil-flavored Hob-O	1
#1242	fuzzy dice	5
#196	garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O	1
#697	gearbox necklace	1
#1781	ghost cucumber	2
#549	ghost pickle on a stick	1
#398	giant glass of brandy	1
#171	giant marshmallow	2
#1858	gingerbread bugbear	7
#700	gingerbread horror	9
#610	gingerbread house	1
#938	gingerbread mutant bugbear	5
#383	glacial sapphire	1
#1493	gloomy black mushroom	1
#226	glow-in-the-dark dart gun	1
#152	glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub	1
#206	gold Boozehounds Anonymous token	1
#392	gold lamé pants	1
#118	gold nuggets	2
#171	gold tooth	1
#787	gold wedding ring	1
#693	golden ring	40
#167	golden twig	1
#222	grass blade	1
#193	grass hat	1
#188	grass skirt	1
#80	graveyard snowglobe	1
#1070	gray bow tie	3
#882	green balloon	1
#101	green hamhock	1
#908	gyroscope	2
#155	half-rotten brain	5
#72	halibut	2
#2398	hamethyst	1
#183	handful of Crotchety Pine needles	1
#188	handful of Laughing Willow bark	1
#768	handful of confetti	54
#236	handmade hobby horse	1
#1388	heart of the volcano	2
#1453	heart-shaped balloon	1
#454	heavy metal sonata	1
#2512	herbal stuffing	1
#606	herringcello	27
#183	hobo fortress blueprints	1
#230	hot egg	1
#1281	immense cyborg hand	4
#268	incredibly creepy marionette	11
#689	invisible bag	1
#1396	irradiated candy cane	4
#210	jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade	1
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#693	jar of fermented pickle juice	1
#301	jar of squeeze	3
#385	jar of swamp gas	100
#569	java cookie	1
#1453	jawbruiser	2
#309	kickback cookbook	2
🥇	killer rag doll	1,004
#1715	killing feather	27
#2061	laser-broiled pear	11
#455	leaflet	1
#201	leather bookmark	1
#118	leather glove	1
#178	leftover Crimbo rations	1
#85	lewd playing card	25
#975	licorice garrote	3
#141	live lobster	5
#100	live nautical mine	1
#836	live wire	1
#1435	loaded serum blowgun	2
#329	love song of disturbing obsession	1
#289	love song of icy revenge	1
#340	love song of naughty innuendo	1
#345	love song of smoldering passion	1
#324	love song of sugary cuteness	1
#319	love song of vague ambiguity	1
#565	lovecat tail	1
#72	lowercase a	1
#250	lump of coal	1
#240	lump of diamond	13
#999	macaroni duck	2
#459	mad scientist's sock monkey	7
#2077	mafia aria	1
#41	marine aquamarine	8
#224	marionette	8
#210	meatsmithing guide	1
#122	mime soul fragment	35
#109	misfit dolly	1
#105	misfit hobby horse	1
#109	misfit teddy bear	1
#108	mole molé	1
#12	molten medallion	2
#1069	monomolecular yo-yo	19
#404	mulled cider	2
#695	mummy costume	7
#37	musty moccasins	1
#32	mutant fire ant egg	1
#1681	mylar scout drone	1
#2043	nanite-infested candy cane	4
#3219	nanite-infested eggnog	1
#3329	nanite-infested fruitcake	1
#2716	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	2
#489	night-vision goggles	4
#1434	obsidian dagger	10
#218	oil of expertise	1
#231	oil of slipperiness	1
#216	oil of stability	1
#471	oily golden mushroom	1
🥇	old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie	1
#2043	oozenog	2
#319	orange candygram	1
#865	oriole-feather headdress	1
#153	outrageous sombrero	1
#1292	oversized fish scaler	4
#14	page of the Necrohobocon	505
#400	pair of bolt cutters	7
#319	pair of ragged claws	1
#581	panhandle panhandling hat	1
#35	parasitic claw	5
#41	parasitic headgnawer	3
#516	passable elf mask	9
#434	penguin focaccia bread	31
#1464	penguin thesaurus	1
#138	peppermint tailings	203
#338	pet rock	22
#427	petit fortran	2
#497	petrified time	1
🥇	petrified wood	12,058
#330	phish stick	3
#745	picture of a dead guy's girlfriend	1
#179	pie man was not meant to eat	12
#32	pig-iron bracers	4
#307	pig-iron helm	1
#281	pig-iron shinguards	1
#263	pile of gold coins	6
#169	pile of loose snow	1
#382	pink plastic baby	1
#18	plans for depleted Grimacite grappling hook	1
#751	plastic passion fruit	1
#333	pocketwatch on a chain	8
#835	poison pen	2
#327	poltergeist-in-the-jar-o	2
#1110	polyalloy shield	4
#154	poppy	1
#248	pork elf goodies sack	31
#609	porquoise	12
#455	possessed top	12
#810	potted cactus	1
#489	potted fern	1
#849	powdered candy sushi set	1
#805	prehistoric spear	4
#622	pretty bouquet	1
#2035	pretty flower	1
#321	psycho sweater	1
#908	pulsing flesh	4
#843	pumpkinhead mask	5
#35	purple clay bead	160
#727	purple glowstick	1
#124	purple prose pen	1
#342	questionable taco	1
#396	radio button candy	2
#224	raffle prize box	1
#270	rag doll	9
#74	raisin	9
#684	razor-tipped yo-yo	11
#35	record of infuriating silence	1
#103	red foxglove	1
🥉	red paisley oyster egg	1,516
#326	red plastic baby	1
#114	red tulip	1
#1298	rib of the Bonerdagon	1
#588	rigid carapace	8
#620	roboduck-on-a-string	2
#332	robotronic egg	76
#1430	[2108]rock	1
#921	rogue swarmer	55
#272	rose	1
#12	round purple sunglasses	936
#1959	rubber emo roe	1
#349	rusty bonesaw	1
#965	sandwich of the gods	7
#111	scary death orb	1
#158	seaode	1
#279	sensitive poetry journal	1
#210	set of jacks	1
#149	severed flipper	1
#14	siesta-ing Casagnova gnome	1
#71	silver keg	1
#155	sinister-looking cat	1
#79	six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola	3
#846	sleeping snowy owl	2
#128	slime-soaked hypophysis	2
#205	slime-soaked sweat gland	1
#132	smellbook	1
#217	sneaky wrapping paper	1
🥉	snow belly	1
#10	snow hat	1
🥉	snow pants	1
#287	sock monkey	10
#1416	solid gold bowling ball	7
#62	solid gold pegleg	131
#135	soul doorbell	2
#477	souvenir ski t-shirt	1
#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1
#311	spiritual fruitcake	1
#300	sponge cake	1
#697	spooky bark	9
#555	spooky bindle	1
#1948	spooky eggnog	3
#1479	spooky hockey mask	1
#742	spooky sap	9
#1799	stainless steel scarf	1
#1399	stainless steel shillelagh	3
#2144	stainless steel skullcap	1
#1706	stainless steel slacks	2
#1006	stainless steel solitaire	3
#1712	stainless steel suspenders	1
#233	steamy ruby	5
#779	stick-on-a-string	4
#939	strange shiny disc	1
#180	strawberry-flavored Hob-O	1
#443	stray chihuahua	6
#600	string of Crimbo lights	1
#408	stuffed Hodgman	1
#1830	stuffed alien blob	3
#774	stuffed angry cow	60
#14	stuffed can of asparagus	100,000
#392	stuffed doppelshifter	37
#933	stuffed gray blob	21
#527	stuffed mind flayer	83
#1453	sturdy Crimbo crate	3
#432	sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	2
#98	tangle of rat tails	3
#468	tattered paper crown	2
#242	tawdry amethyst	3
#559	teddy bear	11
#931	teddy borg	7
#547	ten-leaf clover	16
#340	terrible poem	1
#360	thermos of brew	1
#536	thistle wine	1
#147	thought balloon	1
#296	throbbing rage gland	1
#210	throwing wrench	13
🥇	time sleigh	1
#353	tin cup of mulligan stew	3
#174	tin star	1
#932	tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer	1
#949	tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory	1
#933	tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer	1
#610	tiny die-cast Don Crimbo	1
#926	tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer	1
#598	tiny die-cast Father Crimbo	1
#629	tiny die-cast Father Crimborg	1
#928	tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer	1
#926	tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer	1
#613	tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg	1
#929	tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer	1
#940	tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer	1
#563	tiny die-cast Swiss hen	1
#587	tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo	1
#937	tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign	1
#932	tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer	1
#562	tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg	1
#589	tiny die-cast blade a-spinning	1
#585	tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree	1
#948	tiny die-cast factory worker elf	1
#924	tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf	1
#551	tiny die-cast golden ring	1
#565	tiny die-cast goose a-laying	1
#548	tiny die-cast killing bird	1
#944	tiny die-cast middle-management elf	1
#945	tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf	1
#578	tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg	1
#937	tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf	1
#550	tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming	1
#564	tiny die-cast turtle mech	1
#79	tiny frozen prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker	1
#649	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	1
#1410	tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	1
#1145	tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	1
#704	tiny plastic Beebee King	3
#383	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
#265	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
#791	tiny plastic Bugbear Captain	1
#444	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
#1317	tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	1
#144	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	2
#878	tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel	2
#620	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	1
#1730	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	5
#2306	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	3
#583	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	6
#577	tiny plastic Crimbomination	1
#835	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	2
#632	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	1
#1093	tiny plastic Father McGruber	2
#281	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
#1346	tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	1
#774	tiny plastic Lord Flameface	1
#214	tiny plastic MechaElf	1
#594	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	2
#224	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	2
#1309	tiny plastic Norville Rogers	1
#1135	tiny plastic Queen Bee	1
#1329	tiny plastic Scott the Miner	1
#1530	tiny plastic Scream Queen	1
#1282	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	3
#236	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	1
#1113	tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	1
#301	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#4533	tiny plastic accordion thief	1
#1731	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	1
#1365	tiny plastic angry space marine	1
#243	tiny plastic animelf	1
#1350	tiny plastic batbugbear	1
#1353	tiny plastic bee swarm	1
#1123	tiny plastic beebee gunners	2
#969	tiny plastic beebee queue	3
#1347	tiny plastic black ops bugbear	1
#1320	tiny plastic blazing bat	1
#1334	tiny plastic bugaboo	1
#1336	tiny plastic buzzerker	1
#1349	tiny plastic cavebugbear	1
#542	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	2
#263	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#4490	tiny plastic disco bandit	1
#354	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	3
#425	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#1123	tiny plastic fire servant	1
#1240	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	6
#972	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	2
#426	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#1334	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	1
#81	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	61
#1333	tiny plastic moneybee	1
#1326	tiny plastic mumblebee	1
#1035	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#4340	tiny plastic pastamancer	1
#1132	tiny plastic peacannon	1
#66	tiny plastic protector spectre	1
#4458	tiny plastic sauceror	1
#4445	tiny plastic seal clubber	1
#1557	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	1
#1119	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	1
#2824	tiny plastic spooky vampire	2
#585	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#534	tiny plastic strand of DNA	2
#2290	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	3
#224	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#1111	tiny plastic the Free Man	1
#312	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#4474	tiny plastic turtle tamer	1
#3148	toast	1
#1011	tofurkey gravy	8
#1101	tofurkey leg	7
#925	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	2
#340	toothbrush	2
#577	toothsome rock	17
#764	top	6
#110	torquoise	1
#768	tortoise's blessing	1
#730	toy crazy train	11
#477	toy deathbot	2
#896	toy jet pack	7
#418	toy maglev monorail	3
#978	toy mercenary	5
#726	toy ray gun	11
#333	toy soldier	5
#761	toy space helmet	10
#280	toy train	8
#479	tree skirt	1
#989	tree-eating kite	24
#1037	tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#254	tropical paperweight	2
#681	tropical wrapping paper	2
#24	tube of hair oil	25
#1650	twitching claw	1
#138	unearthly onyx	9
#1344	unstable DNA	22
#804	unstable laser battery	51
#208	unstable quark	3
#1343	untamable turtle	1
#659	unusual disco ball	4
#668	vampire collar	1
#1914	vampire duck-on-a-string	2
#266	vampire pearl	1
#307	vanilla-frosted king cake	5
#1819	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	1
#267	vibrating cyborg knife	14
#2083	vitachoconutriment capsule	6
#391	voodoo snuff	3
#33	vorpal blade	489
#564	wad of cotton	4
#630	white balloon	2
#123	white tulip	1
#2053	wind-up chattering teeth	1
#388	witch hat	2
#532	wolfman mask	11
#469	woven baling wire bracelets	2
#588	wreath of laurels	1
#1041	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#1158	wrench bracelet	1
#93	yellow matter custard	1
#676	yo-yo	39
#74	zombie dinosaur egg	1
#1451	zombie pineal gland	2

what items are this player missing?