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#248A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 11
#280A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 21
#257A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 31
#224A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 41
#296A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 51
#226A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 61
#785ASCII shirt1
#2232Ancient Saucehelm1
#274Angry Farmer's Wife Candy3
#27Ax of L'rose1
#441BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt2
#480BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt2
#746BGE merchandise order form3
#363BGE pocket calendar2
#574BGE shotglass12
#675BGE temporary tattoo1
#633BGE tiny plastic toy2
#613Baron von Ratsworth's money clip1
#4298Baron von Ratsworth's monocle1
#1257Baron von Ratsworth's tophat1
#883Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook1
#88Bit O' Ectoplasm35
#333Black No. 215
#390Blackfly Chardonnay7
#814Blizzards I Have Died In1
#522Blue Diamond of Honesty1
#1675Boss Bat bling1
#80Brimstone Chicken Sandwich167
#337Bulky Buddy Box9
🥈C.B.F.G.1
#583CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)2
#481CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)2
#509CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)2
#467CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)2
#476CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)2
#115CRIMBCO lanyard5
#1762CRIMBCO mug2
#1702CRIMBCO scrip5
#1646CRIMBCO wine2
#792CRIMBCOIDS mints5
#1189CRIMBCOLOAF4
#118Chester's Aquarius medallion1
#182Chester's bag of candy1
#175Chester's cutoffs1
#88Choker of the Ultragoth1
#287Cinco Mayo Lager1
#478Cloaca grenade33
#1265Cloaca-Cola5
#722Cloaca-Cola c-rations4
#648Cloaca-Cola fatigues4
#757Cloaca-Cola helmet3
#904Cloaca-Cola knapsack1
#490Cloaca-Cola shield5
#612Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife1
#78Coily™1
#968Colander of Em-er'il3
#1038Cold Hots candy2
#272Crimbo ukulele1
#650Crimbo wreath1
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#2374Crimboween memo1
#1327Crimbuck313
#4250Crown of the Goblin King1
#1841Daffy Taffy2
#532Deactivated O. A. F.1
#1538Dickory Farms Gift Basket1
#1696Disco 'Fro Pick2
#191Dogsgotnonoz pills1
#88Double Bacon Beelzeburger167
#2741Drowsy Sword1
#413Dyspepsi grenade32
#1739Dyspepsi-Cola5
#1085Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations1
#618Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues4
#435Dyspepsi-Cola helmet6
#858Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack1
#451Dyspepsi-Cola shield5
#581Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen1
#423Eau de Guaneau1
#210Elron's Explosive Etude1
#1502Feynman gate2
🥇French slippers1
#698Frosty's frosty mug1
#16Frosty's iceball1
#196Frosty's nailbat1
#214Frosty's old silk hat1
#440General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket1
#1441Green Clover of Justice1
#199Gummi-DNA5
#525Gummi-Gnauga3
#88Hodgman's almanac1
#119Hodgman's bow tie1
#166Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top1
#129Hodgman's lobsterskin pants1
#65Hodgman's metal detector1
#145Hodgman's porkpie hat1
#61Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace1
#346Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration2
#87Jumbo Dr. Lucifer147
🥈Junior LAAAAME merit badge1
#515Kissin' Cousins2
#1052Knob Goblin elite shirt1
#375Knob Goblin lunchbox3
#630Knob Goblin steroids6
#669LED block1
🥇LWA ring1
#1063Let Me Be!1
#3899Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet1
#93Lord of the Flies-sized fries122
#723Lucky Surprise Egg1
#279MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech33
#89Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler35
#347Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot1
#396Miniborg beeper1
#362Miniborg hiveminder1
#394Miniborg laser1
#443Miniborg stomper1
#405Miniborg strangler1
#1019Mob Penguin cellular phone12
#161Mr. Accessory1
#1348Mr. Mediocrebar27
#65Mudflap-Girl Necklace1
#742Now and Earlier1
#54Ol' Scratch's ash can2
#128Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork1
#99Ol' Scratch's manacles1
#196Ol' Scratch's ol' britches1
#187Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat1
#525Order of the Silver Wossname1
#187Oscus's dumpster waders1
#100Oscus's flypaper pants1
#194Oscus's pelt1
#66Pendant of Fire1
#232Purple Horseshoe of Honor1
#260Red Balloon of Valor1
#1178Rock Pops36
#545SPF 451 lip balm3
#118Saccharine Maple pendant1
#2543Scalp of Gorgolok1
#1320Senior Mints1
#922Spooky Surprise Egg1
#1452St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket1
#164Steal This Candy14
#351Sugar Cog6
#947Summer Nights1
#772Tales of a Kansas Toymaker2
#966Tasty Fun Good rice candy25
#136The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder1
#788The Joy of Wassailing2
#101The Ring1
#32The Six-Pack of Pain3
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
#575Tiki lighter1
#158Tropical Crimbo Hat1
#161Tropical Crimbo Shorts1
#189Tropical Crimbo Sword1
#512Typical Tavern swill3
#611Uncle Crimbo's Rations3
#59Uncle Hobo's highest bough1
#26Uncle Hobo's stocking cap1
#464Uncle Romulus2
🥈Underworld acorn1
🥈Underworld trunk1
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#205Wand of Oscus1
#555Wint-O-Fresh mint19
#472Wolfman Nardz1
#330Workytime Tea6
#348Ye Olde Navy Fleece1
#1612Yellow Moon of Compassion1
#1619Yummy Tummy bean72
#17Zombo's empty eye1
#181Zombo's grievous greaves1
#187Zombo's shield1
#105Zombo's shoulder blade1
#191Zombo's skullcap1
#426Zu Mannkäse Dienen4
#335abandoned candy1
#622alphabet gum1
#1251ancient unspeakable fruitcake5
#1122anniversary gift box4
#736antique 8-Bit Power magazine1
#534antique painting of a landscape1
#135arse-a'fire elixir1
#122asbestos helmet turtle1
#769aspirin1
#97astronaut ice-cream5
#658astronaut pants11
#1088atomic vector plotter1
#378bacon bath ball2
#1715baconstone3
#4408badass belt7
#1885bag of airline peanuts1
#504bag of lard2
#1159ball4
#246ball-in-a-cup1
#64banana142
#148banana cream pie4
#134banana daiquiri2
#86banana milkshake1
#500banana peel3
#139banana smoothie6
#61banana spritzer6
#819banana-frosted king cake2
#72bark beret1
#70bark boxers1
#91bark bracelet1
#1913bat-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#1427bath ball gift set1
#1660battered Crimbo Crate1
#28battered old top-hat1
#643bed of coals1
#183beertini11
#690beholed bedsheet1
#79beige clambroth marble1
#1063bell-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#1022bi-lateral logic compressor1
#113big slimy cyst1
#90bindle of joy1
#441bindlestocking5
🥈biomechanical crimborg helmet1
🥈biomechanical crimborg leg armor1
#1498bit of clingfilm1
#650bit-o-cactus1
#78black & tan87
#510black eyedrops1
#565black forest cake2
#450black forest ham2
#307black greaves7
#304black helmet7
#2563black paisley oyster egg1
#283black pension check14
#373black pepper4
#379black picnic basket2
#2110black plastic oyster egg1
#2088black polka-dot oyster egg1
#425black pudding4
#193black shield14
#509black snake skin7
#2665black striped oyster egg1
#390black sword5
#639blackberry5
#168blackberry combat boots2
#122blackberry moccasins2
#226blackberry slippers1
#924blob-shaped Crimbo cookie7
#1298blood flower2
#1329blue paisley oyster egg3
#253blue plastic baby1
#2408blue plastic oyster egg1
#2374blue polka-dot oyster egg1
#1836blue striped oyster egg2
🥈blue traffic cone1
#174bobble-hip hula elf doll1
#354borg sock monkey5
#461bottle of Blank-Out18
#376bottle of Mystic Shell2
#28bottle of antifreeze21
#409bottle of peppermint schnapps1
#213bottle of pirate juice4
#385bottle of rhinoceros hormones1
#142bottlecap turtle1
#570bowl of fishysoisse1
#7453box of sunshine1
#230box turtle1
#2708brick1
#589bronze breastplate1
#247brown crock marble1
#448brown plastic baby1
#38bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban2
#1627buckyball1
#155bumblebee marble1
#187bunch of bananas28
#464bungle in the jungle1
#228burrowgrub hive1
#883can of Binarrrca9
#1102can of CRIMBCOLA4
#546can of fake snow1
#396can of franks 'n' beans1
#63can of spinach26
#522can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce17
#762candied kobold3
#399candied yams23
#857candy brain1
#2439candy cane8
#1063candy kneecapping stick3
#1466candy knuckles2
#2398candy stake3
#1749canteen of wine1
#1758capacitor relay1
#896carbon nanotube frame10
#80cardboard box turtle1
#203carob chunk noodles10
#508cement sandals2
#1344cheap elven gloves1
#1187cheap plastic bottle opener4
#698cheap toaster3
#527chintzy turtle brooch1
#72chitinous pod1
#503chocolate bath ball1
#333chocolate cigar5
#717chocolate filthy lucre1
#578chocolate-covered scarab beetle1
#145chocolate-frosted king cake14
#444chorizo brownies3
#254chrome helmet turtle1
#31clingfilm cap1
#40clingfilm slippers1
#50clingfilm tangle1
#34clingfilm trousers1
#154clockwork trench coat1
#1797clown hammer1
#906club necklace8
#176coconut bikini top1
#507colored-light "necklace"1
#624colorful plastic ball2
#1056computronic processing unit1
#170concentrated garbage juice5
🥉control crystal1
#120cosmic lemonade1
#113crotchety pants1
#126crown-shaped beanie2
#78crusty hula hoop6
#262crystallized memory1
#200cube of billiard chalk1
#919cyborg doll1
#1826cyborg stompin' boot1
#194cyclops eyedrops2
#427deadly lampshade2
#618deck of tropical cards1
#1479defective skull1
#1105delicious salad11
#384deluxe fax machine1
#507depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick1
#621diamond necklace11
#71dinged-up triangle1
#297distilled fortified wine9
#261doll house21
#1607dollhive1
#414donkey flipbook2
#656duck-on-a-string3
#1576dusty Crimbo crate1
#318dwarf bread13
#399eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest1
#2347easter egg balloon8
#1436eggnog7
#790elven cellocello24
#1586elven moonshine1
#1396elven socks1
#1454elven suicide capsule12
#194elven whittling knife1
#870empty blowgun1
#1391evil googly eye1
#510evil teddy bear26
#1774explosion-flavored chewing gum1
#762fake blood1
#1987fake fake vomit1
#1793fake hand1
#750fake plastic grass2
#14fancy black tie1
#1288fancy but probably evil chocolate4
#377fancy canapés1
#969fancy chocolate3
#411fancy chocolate car7
#1783fancy dress ball3
#14fancy tophat1
#16fancy tuxedo pants1
#2007felt2
#1426festive holiday hat1
#686festive sausage2
#324filthy hippy poncho1
#354fire16
#470[2426]fire flower2
#838flashing novelty button2
#80flask of baconstone juice1
#77flask of hamethyst juice1
#66flask of porquoise juice1
#164floaty inverse geode1
#137floaty sand145
#268floral print shirt1
#497foam noodle1
#149freezerburned ice cube2
#428frilly shirt1
#199frostbite-flavored Hob-O1
#706frozen banquet1
#152fruit basket1
#110fruit bowl3
#1675fruitcake7
#141fruitfilm4
#187fry-oil-flavored Hob-O1
#64furry green earmuffs1
#195furry green turtle1
#410fuzzy dice11
#197garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O1
#398giant glass of brandy1
#427gift-a-pult1
#1071gingerbread bugbear19
#2303gingerbread horror3
#608gingerbread house1
#1336gingerbread mutant bugbear4
#209gingham blouse1
#21glob of Blank-Out1
#225glow-in-the-dark dart gun1
#152glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub1
#263glow-in-the-dark wristwatch1
#35gnashing teeth1
#793gold wedding ring1
#211golden plastic oyster egg1
#1970golden ring38
#452googly eye30
#1169goth kid t-shirt1
#222grass blade1
#193grass hat1
#188grass skirt1
#1387gray bow tie1
#766green beer13
#540green glowstick3
#278green peawee marble1
#2479grue egg8
#1225gyroscope1
#785hamethyst10
#182handful of Crotchety Pine needles1
#190handful of Laughing Willow bark1
#3244handful of confetti6
#236handmade hobby horse1
#143hardened slime pants1
#571harem girl t-shirt1
#829heart necklace9
#568helmet turtle63
#638herbal stuffing12
#442herringcello31
#1110high-resistance ultrapolymer plating1
#183hobo fortress blueprints1
#1292hobo nickel1
#626holiday cheese log2
#576honey-dipped locust1
#139hopping socks2
#1026hyperbolic plasma focuser1
#969iGoogly10
#1588immense cyborg hand3
#649incredibly creepy marionette4
#577inflatable duck1
#691invisible bag1
#337ion grid39
#1080ion-pulse modulation stabilizer1
#920iron pasta spoon3
#720irradiated candy cane6
#82irradiated pet snacks5
#698jar of fermented pickle juice1
#108jar of squeeze8
#1295jar of swamp gas1
#734jawbruiser4
#1831jazz soap1
#123jet bennie marble1
#1884joybuzzer1
#80jug of baconstone juice1
#65jug of hamethyst juice1
#78jug of porquoise juice1
#1288killer rag doll1
#1494killing feather32
#254kite30
#1425kneecapping stick3
#232knobby helmet turtle1
#67knobby kneepads1
#1515knuckle sandwich1
#737laser-broiled pear12
#2180lavender paisley oyster egg1
#2307lavender plastic oyster egg1
#2028lavender polka-dot oyster egg1
#1766lavender striped oyster egg1
#186lawn dart2
#178leftover Crimbo rations1
#174lemonade marble1
#984length of string10
#170letterman's jacket1
#521lewd playing card4
#627licorice garrote4
#114linoleum helmet turtle1
#510live wire2
#1435loaded serum blowgun2
#147loathing eagle baby-doll shirt1
#755logic synthesizer11
#218lucky Crimbo tiki necklace1
#193lump of Saccharine Maple sap1
#1347mad scientist's sock monkey1
#1457mafia aria5
#1893magical ice cube with a fly in it1
#248makeshift cape1
#171makeshift skirt1
#181makeshift turban1
#735maple syrup2
#1086marionette1
#334marionette collective2
#921marshmallow1
#45mass of wriggling tentacles1
#1983mauve paisley oyster egg1
#932mauve plastic oyster egg4
#1261mauve polka-dot oyster egg2
#2384mauve striped oyster egg1
#95meaty helmet turtle1
#80medium slimy cyst1
#145miniature antlers1
#1345monomolecular yo-yo8
#1082motivational poster2
#490mulled cider1
#740mummy costume6
#1680mylar scout drone1
#2044nanite-infested candy cane4
#1042nanite-infested eggnog5
#1963nanite-infested fruitcake3
#2030nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear3
#1183nanofiber cloth1
#648night-vision goggles3
#1363off-white paisley oyster egg1
#2534off-white plastic oyster egg1
#1734off-white polka-dot oyster egg1
#1582off-white striped oyster egg1
#255old school flying disc1
🥇old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie1
#2042oozenog2
#540orange and black Crimboween candy5
#153outrageous sombrero1
#740oversized fish scaler7
#1351oyster basket2
#137oyster egg balloon1
#366pack of KWE trading card9
#644pair of bolt cutters5
#67pair of twitching claws1
#222papaya slung8
#1215paperclip1
#103paperclip cape1
#99paperclip pants1
#141paperclip sproinger1
#91paperclip turban1
#101paperclip-on tie1
#363parasitic claw1
#228parasitic headgnawer1
#233parasitic strangleworm1
#189parasitic tentacles1
#806party hat1
#753passable elf mask7
#1304patent leather shoes1
#403penguin focaccia bread32
#1465penguin thesaurus1
#413pet rock19
#1653pet rock "Groucho" disguise1
#1884pet rock "Snooty" disguise1
#495petrified time1
#605petrified wood12
#332phish stick3
#281picture of a dead guy's girlfriend3
#207piece of after eight1
#1097pile of candy1
#168pile of loose snow1
#688pink glowstick3
#382pink plastic baby1
#132pirate fledges1
#681pirate shirt1
#49pixel stopwatch1
#1500pixellated candy heart3
#636plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#611pocketwatch on a chain5
#834poison pen2
#152poltergeist-in-the-jar-o5
#514polyalloy shield7
#121poodle skirt2
#1319pork elf goodies sack2
#2213porquoise1
#272porquoise bracelet1
#294porquoise necklace1
#1074portable corkscrew4
#807portable photocopier4
#2220possessed top1
#164powdered toad horn1
#413prehistoric spear10
#2037pretty flower1
#321psycho sweater1
#2034puce paisley oyster egg1
#2103puce plastic oyster egg1
#2253puce polka-dot oyster egg1
#1645puce striped oyster egg1
#1511pulsing flesh1
#787pumpkinhead mask6
#1068quantum polarity inducer1
#342questionable taco1
#587radio button candy1
#434rag doll5
#270razor-tipped yo-yo33
#1005recursive spline reticulator1
#217red China marble1
#2227red paisley oyster egg1
#326red plastic baby1
#2537red plastic oyster egg1
#578red polka-dot oyster egg6
#1646red striped oyster egg1
#231red wagon1
#73reinforced furry underpants1
#1107reverse-oscillating klystron1
#309rhinestone cowboy shirt1
#314ribbon candy2
#67rickety old unicycle1
#1652rigid carapace1
#367ring of adornment1
#1130ring of aggravate monster1
#352ring of cold resistance1
#376ring of conflict1
#338ring of fire resistance1
#341ring of gain strength1
#414ring of increase damage1
#1455roasted marshmallow2
#620roboduck-on-a-string2
#1965robotronic egg1
#1430[2108]rock1
#1775rogue swarmer33
#218roll of Hob-Os1
#699rubber WWBD? bracelet11
#877rubber WWJD? bracelet9
#979rubber WWSPD? bracelet8
#1731rubber WWtNSD? bracelet4
#1961rubber emo roe1
#175salty slug10
#1716sawblade fragment32
#788sawblade shield2
#251scented massage oil6
#1014scroll of pasta summoning5
#81sea salt scrubs2
🥉sealskin drum1
#68sebaceous shield1
#1088servomechanical torsion facilitator1
#210set of jacks1
#180sewer turtle1
#32shapeless wide-brimmed hat1
#72sharpened hubcap1
#194shrinking powder2
#201skeletortoise1
#938skull-shaped Crimboween cookie2
#693sleeping snowy owl3
#497sleeping stocking5
#42slime-covered club1
#23slime-covered compass1
#12slime-covered helmet1
#18slime-covered lantern1
#34slime-covered necklace1
#33slime-covered shovel1
#35slime-covered speargun1
#213slime-soaked brain1
#121slime-soaked sweat gland2
#183slimy fermented bile bladder81
#177slimy sweetbreads81
#1272slow jam collection1
#61small slimy cyst1
🥉snow belly1
#10snow hat1
🥉snow pants1
#1347sock monkey1
#281soggy wofl t-shirt1
#142souvenir ski t-shirt5
#270space jam1
#1380spade necklace5
#3788spectre scepter1
#60spiky turtle helmet1
#63spiky turtle shield1
#59spiky turtle shoulderpads1
#869spooky bark4
#1947spooky eggnog3
#1856spooky felt1
#1479spooky hockey mask1
#1891spooky length of string1
#712spooky sap10
#1600spooky stuffing1
#1571spooky toy wheel1
#1767spooky wooden block1
#594square CRIMBCOOKIE3
#487stained mattress2
#2245stainless steel shillelagh1
#2247stainless steel slacks1
#1007stainless steel solitaire3
#288star shirt1
#61steely marble1
#164sterno-flavored Hob-O2
#1028stick1
#1520stick-on-a-string1
#81stone turtle1
#939strange shiny disc1
#182strawberry-flavored Hob-O1
#599string of Crimbo lights1
#2261string of blue beads1
#2260string of green beads1
#2246string of red beads1
#532stringy sinew17
#899stuffed Cheshire bitten52
#410stuffed Hodgman1
#1741stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech29
#3170stuffed alien blob1
#763stuffed angry cow61
#980stuffed astral badger51
#962stuffed baby gravy fairy52
#1059stuffed cocoabo45
#3202stuffed doppelshifter1
#1734stuffed flaming gravy fairy30
#1008stuffed frozen gravy fairy49
#1416stuffed gray blob9
#1495stuffed hand turkey35
#2073stuffed mind flayer25
#1580stuffed scary death orb33
#1556stuffed sleazy gravy fairy33
#1476stuffed snowy owl34
#1886stuffed spooky gravy fairy27
#2167stuffed stinky gravy fairy23
#2137stuffed undead elbow macaroni24
#553stuffed yo-yo1
#2120stuffing2
#1710sturdy Crimbo crate1
#1049sub-molecular interocitor1
#596sugar-coated pine cone1
#542support cummerbund11
#592supportive bra1
#1153synthetic stuffing1
#322tasket1
#391tasty tart3
#255tattered paper crown3
#175teddy bear41
#629teddy borg13
#368teeny-tiny magic scroll2
#722theoretical string14
#360thermos of brew1
#296throbbing rage gland1
#1441throwing wrench1
🥇time sleigh1
#174tin star1
#650tiny plastic 11 Dealer1
#1464tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf5
#2776tiny plastic Axe Wound2
#3115tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth1
#3176tiny plastic Beelzebozo1
#1227tiny plastic Black Knight6
#3176tiny plastic Bonerdagon1
#42tiny plastic Boris1
#3077tiny plastic Boss Bat1
#349tiny plastic Cheshire bat43
#621tiny plastic Crimbo Casino1
#4311tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#2896tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer2
#2898tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#576tiny plastic Crimbomination1
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#634tiny plastic Don Crimbo1
#79tiny plastic Dr. Awkward1
#85tiny plastic Ed the Undying1
#3121tiny plastic Felonia1
#2734tiny plastic G Imp2
#2805tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser2
#2162tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester3
#2763tiny plastic Hellion2
#2163tiny plastic Iiti Kitty3
#49tiny plastic Jarlsberg1
#3074tiny plastic Knob Goblin King1
#1757tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter4
#3873tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl1
#2181tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist3
#3893tiny plastic Knott Yeti1
#84tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven1
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#2762tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy2
#3871tiny plastic Protagonist1
#1531tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#51tiny plastic Sneaky Pete1
#1726tiny plastic Spam Witch4
#2744tiny plastic Spunky Princess2
#49tiny plastic Susie1
#2055tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski2
#2058tiny plastic The Man2
#2829tiny plastic Trouser Snake2
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#2759tiny plastic XXX pr0n2
#375tiny plastic accordion thief11
#1732tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#2858tiny plastic angry bugbear2
#326tiny plastic angry goat47
#3939tiny plastic anime smiley1
#3973tiny plastic apathetic lizardman1
#1442tiny plastic astronomer5
#310tiny plastic baby gravy fairy47
#452tiny plastic barrrnacle35
#2788tiny plastic beanbat2
#275tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar13
#370tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball40
#2794tiny plastic blooper2
#3953tiny plastic brainsweeper1
#2146tiny plastic briefcase bat3
#990tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#432tiny plastic cocoabo37
#344tiny plastic coffee pixie43
#3174tiny plastic conservationist hippy1
#3911tiny plastic cubist bull1
#3935tiny plastic demoninja1
#525tiny plastic disco bandit9
#2158tiny plastic drunk goat3
#1018tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#1229tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus6
#1788tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker4
#3920tiny plastic fluffy bunny1
#2150tiny plastic fruit golem3
#292tiny plastic fuzzy dice48
#285tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick49
#369tiny plastic ghuol whelp41
#2135tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers3
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#3859tiny plastic goth giant1
#320tiny plastic grue46
#3893tiny plastic handsome mariachi1
#366tiny plastic hermit11
#452tiny plastic howling balloon monkey35
#429tiny plastic killer bee36
#3891tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box1
#511tiny plastic leprechaun31
#444tiny plastic levitating potato36
#2170tiny plastic lobsterfrogman3
#360tiny plastic mosquito42
#1036tiny plastic mutant elf1
#2154tiny plastic ninja snowman3
#564tiny plastic pastamancer8
#67tiny plastic protector spectre1
#485tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime34
#226tiny plastic sauceror16
#1779tiny plastic scary clown4
#592tiny plastic seal clubber8
#1782tiny plastic senile lihc4
#1558tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#2159tiny plastic smarmy pirate3
#1720tiny plastic spiny skelelton4
#351tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton42
#3935tiny plastic spooky vampire1
#418tiny plastic stab bat38
#347tiny plastic star starfish43
#584tiny plastic stocking mimic1
#978tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#2893tiny plastic sweet nutcracker2
#2764tiny plastic taco cat2
#2767tiny plastic topiary golem2
#346tiny plastic turtle tamer12
#2752tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni2
#1447tiny plastic warwelf5
#2699tiny plastic whitesnake2
#2789tiny plastic zmobie2
#266tiny slimy cyst1
#265tisket1
#567toast1,581
#265toe jam1
#522tofurkey gravy17
#502tofurkey leg17
#186tomato daiquiri9
#925tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie2
#1404tooth1
#414toothsome rock25
#2069top1
#1841towel1
#1359toy crazy train4
#899toy deathbot1
#1591toy hoverpad1
#1072toy jet pack5
#921toy maglev monorail1
#1116toy mercenary4
#311toy ray gun33
#1190toy soldier1
#250toy space helmet38
#650toy train3
#1821toy wheel1
#269traffic jam1
#478tree skirt1
#794tree-eating kite34
#1037tree-shaped Crimbo cookie1
🥇tropical Crimbo pressie1
#600tropical paperweight1
#1133tropical wrapping paper1
#672turtle pheromones1
#163turtle totem420
#726twitching claw7
#2305unstable DNA1
#1833unstable laser battery29
#667vampire collar1
#337vampire duck-on-a-string33
#51very large caltrop1
#67vial of baconstone juice1
#67vial of hamethyst juice1
#62vial of porquoise juice1
#2066vibrating cyborg knife3
#673vitachoconutriment capsule7
#169wad of slimy rags3
#474water wings1
#127wheel25
#351white chocolate and tomato pizza6
#602white hat hacker T-shirt1
#122white snakeskin duster1
#1935whoopie cushion1
#91willowy bonnet1
#2055wind-up chattering teeth1
#615witch hat1
#636wolfman mask9
#1222wooden block1
#699woven baling wire bracelets1
#1042wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#1157wrench bracelet1
#82wriggling tentacle1
#176yak anorak1
#1799yellow paisley oyster egg1
#2817yellow plastic oyster egg1
#1328yellow polka-dot oyster egg1
#2118yellow snowcone1
#1637yellow striped oyster egg1
#278yo34
#445yo-yo70
#1201zombie pineal gland3

Wow, that's 8,236 items total!

what items are this player missing?