Museum :: iamSoupCombust

iamSoupCombust

Rank	Item	Quantity
#773	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#195	5-Alarm Saucepan	2
#309	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	3
#12	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)	1
#279	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
#256	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#223	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#295	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#415	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#660	Ancient Saucehelm	4
#1134	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#47	BRICKO bat	1
#288	BRICKO brick	145
#74	BRICKO bulwark	1
#46	BRICKO elephant	1
#348	BRICKO eye brick	10
#35	BRICKO hat	2
#32	BRICKO octopus	1
#58	BRICKO ooze	1
#47	BRICKO oyster	1
#34	BRICKO pants	2
#38	BRICKO python	1
#61	BRICKO sword	1
#61	BRICKO turtle	1
#613	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#597	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	20
#611	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	3
#222	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
#98	Bjorn's Hammer	4
#815	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
#522	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
#2385	Bonerdagon necklace	1
#1673	Boss Bat bling	1
#1793	Boss Bat britches	4
#39	Brimstone Beret	1
#64	Brimstone Bludgeon	1
#100	Brimstone Boxers	1
#23	Brimstone Bracelet	1
#1504	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#460	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#588	C.H.U.M. knife	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#118	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#182	Chester's bag of candy	1
#175	Chester's cutoffs	1
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#145	Chorale of Companionship	1
#288	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#2407	Codpiece of the Goblin King	1
#694	Colander of Em-er'il	4
#1237	Cold Hots candy	1
#1369	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#1853	Corpse Island iced tea	1
#1484	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	1
#1093	Crimbo candied pecan	4
#903	Crimbo fudge	8
#1172	Crimbo peppermint bark	3
#350	Crimbo wreath	2
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#1681	Crimboween memo	4
#3211	Crimbuck	1
#714	Crown of the Goblin King	35
#1655	Daffy Taffy	5
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#532	Deactivated O. A. F.	1
#1168	Disco 'Fro Pick	3
#180	Disco Banjo	3
#668	Doc's Miracle Cure	1
#302	Dolphin King's crown	15
#428	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	8
#2026	Drowsy Sword	3
#1103	El Sombrero De Lopez	2
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#27	El Vibrato translator	1
#949	Elder Turtle Shell	3
#211	Elron's Explosive Etude	1
#1688	Feynman gate	1
#213	Frosty's carrot	1
#697	Frosty's frosty mug	1
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
#121	Frosty's snowball sack	1
#777	Galapagosian Cuisses	1
#787	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	1
#82	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	5
#725	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	1
#1441	Green Clover of Justice	1
#1147	Heimandatz's heart	1
#88	Hodgman's almanac	1
#669	Hodgman's blanket	1
#81	Hodgman's cane	1
#39	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	2
#125	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	1
#173	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	1
#166	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	1
#347	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	2
#1205	Instant Karma	1
#1116	Iron Beta of Industry	3
🥈	Junior LAAAAME merit badge	1
#837	Kissin' Cousins	1
🥈	LARP membership card	1
#669	LED block	1
#229	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#778	Lederhosen of the Night	1
#730	Let Me Be!	2
#2768	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	4
#1200	M-242	1
#257	Mace of the Tortoise	2
#1985	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#848	Maxing, Relaxing	1
#103	Mer-kin digpick	1
#183	Mer-kin fastjuice	1
#175	Mer-kin healscroll	1
#185	Mer-kin hookspear	1
#192	Mer-kin killscroll	1
#347	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#397	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#444	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#2280	Mr. Mediocrebar	5
#246	Nayztameetjoo trading card	1
#726	Newman's Own Trousers	1
#1575	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	1
#99	Ol' Scratch's manacles	1
#196	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	1
#626	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	1
#93	Ol' Scratch's stove door	1
#187	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
#1270	Orange Star of Sacrifice	1
#187	Oscus's dumpster waders	1
#194	Oscus's pelt	1
#2359	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	1
#91	Pasta Spoon of Peril	3
#814	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#175	Prelude of Precision	1
#233	Princess Rutabaga trading card	1
#233	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
#261	Red Balloon of Valor	1
#767	Red Rover BB gun	1
#2659	Rock Pops	1
#118	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
#1073	Safari Jack's moustache	1
#280	Scalp of Gorgolok	9
#356	Schrödinger's thermos	50
#658	Sensual Massage for Creeps	2
#264	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	3
#1452	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	1
#62	Staff of Blood and Pudding	1
#94	Staff of the Black Kettle	1
#27	Staff of the Grand Flambé	1
#27	Staff of the Grease Trap	1
#85	Staff of the Greasefire	1
#34	Staff of the Kitchen Floor	1
#91	Staff of the Midnight Snack	1
#66	Staff of the Short Order Cook	1
#121	Staff of the Soupbone	1
#77	Staff of the Teapot Tempest	1
#49	Staff of the Walk-In Freezer	1
#61	Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron	1
#945	Summer Nights	1
#938	Tales from the Fireside	1
#396	The Art of Slapfighting	2
#136	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	1
#73	The Landscaper's leafblower	1
#1038	The Mariachi's guitar case	1
#96	The Six-Pack of Pain	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#1437	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	2
#574	Tiki lighter	1
#936	Travels with Jerry	1
#157	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#160	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
#363	Uncle Romulus	3
🥈	Underworld acorn	1
#10	Underworld flail	1
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#204	Wand of Oscus	1
#228	Woldo trading card	1
#472	Wolfman Nardz	1
#900	Yellow Moon of Compassion	3
#2956	Yummy Tummy bean	1
#378	Zim Merman's guitar	2
#659	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	2
#17	Zombo's empty eye	1
#182	Zombo's grievous greaves	1
#187	Zombo's shield	1
#105	Zombo's shoulder blade	1
#85	Zombo's skull ring	1
#916	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	1
#624	alphabet gum	1
#52	ancient turtle shell	1
#58	ancient turtle shell helmet	1
#25	ancient turtle shell powder	1
#2948	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	2
#143	anemone nematocyst	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
#546	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	2
#169	antique bottle opener	5
#535	antique painting of a landscape	1
#715	antique record album	2
#769	aspirin	1
#585	astronaut pants	13
#1088	atomic vector plotter	1
#85	bad-ass club	2
#5938	badass belt	3
#1591	ball	2
#247	ball-in-a-cup	1
#172	ballast turtle	1
#1147	banana	1
#655	banana peel	1
#1020	banana-frosted king cake	1
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#1000	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	2
#1447	battered Crimbo Crate	2
#398	bazookafish bubble gum	1
#455	beaten-up Chucks	1
#643	bed of coals	1
#1065	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#1022	bi-lateral logic compressor	1
#146	big glob of skin	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#2625	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	6
#1298	blood flower	2
🥈	blue ribbon	1
#124	blue shell	1
🥈	blue traffic cone	1
#174	bobble-hip hula elf doll	1
#621	borg sock monkey	2
#256	bottle of Ooze-O	3
#980	bottle of goofballs	26
#408	bottle of peppermint schnapps	1
#141	bottlecap turtle	1
#142	bow staff	1
#570	bowl of fishysoisse	1
#150	bowlegged pants	1
#134	bowler	1
#5529	box of sunshine	5
#230	box turtle	1
#42	brazen bracelet	1
#110	bronze handcuffs	1
#75	brown pixel	18
#447	brown plastic baby	1
#94	bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban	1
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#543	buckyball	9
#938	bunch of bananas	1
#228	burrowgrub hive	1
#1590	can of Binarrrca	2
#130	can of depilatory cream	1
#545	can of fake snow	1
#396	can of franks 'n' beans	1
#2975	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	1
#2875	candied yams	1
#4136	candy cane	2
#703	candy kneecapping stick	4
#1852	candy knuckles	1
#3108	candy stake	2
#1312	canteen of wine	7
#1757	capacitor relay	1
#1811	carbon nanotube frame	1
#80	cardboard box turtle	1
#803	cement sandals	1
#89	charged magnet	1
#1089	cheap elven gloves	2
#804	cheap plastic bottle opener	8
#188	cheap toaster	10
#392	chintzy accordion pin	1
#545	chintzy disco ball pendant	1
#328	chintzy noodle ring	2
#322	chintzy saucepan earring	2
#370	chintzy seal pendant	2
#259	chintzy turtle brooch	3
#580	chocolate-covered scarab beetle	1
#809	chocolate-frosted king cake	1
#169	chrome stick	1
#31	clingfilm cap	1
#40	clingfilm slippers	1
#51	clingfilm tangle	1
#34	clingfilm trousers	1
#102	clockwork hat	1
#101	clockwork pants	1
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#1795	clown hammer	1
#26	club of corruption	1
#403	collection of tiny spooky objects	1
#507	colored-light "necklace"	1
#165	colorful plastic ball	354
#529	comfy coffin	2
#1056	computronic processing unit	1
#383	concentrated garbage juice	2
🥉	control crystal	1
#437	corncob pipe	2
#1825	corpse on the beach	1
#218	corpsebite	1
#1820	corpsedriver	1
#1813	corpsetini	1
#37	corrupt club of corrupt corruption	1
#17	corrupt club of corruption	1
#113	crotchety pants	1
#362	crumbling rat skull	1
#261	crystallized memory	1
#597	cup of infinite pencils	1
#136	cupcake-in-a-cup	2
#593	cyborg doll	2
#840	cyborg stompin' boot	3
#427	deadly lampshade	2
#582	decaying goldfish liver	1
#618	deck of tropical cards	1
#1605	delicious salad	3
#507	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	1
#71	dinged-up triangle	1
#1640	doll house	1
#1607	dollhive	1
#1505	drywall axe	3
#1476	duck-on-a-string	1
#2104	duct tape	2
#80	duct tape buckler	1
#127	duct tape dockers	1
#92	duct tape fedora	1
#75	duct tape sword	2
#255	duct tape wallet	1
#45	dueling banjo	1
#126	dueling turtle	1
#211	dull fish scale	24
#1124	dusty Crimbo crate	4
#55	dwarvish war helmet	1
#46	dwarvish war kilt	1
#48	dwarvish war mattock	1
#399	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	1
#877	easter egg balloon	28
#1089	elven limbos gingerbread	8
#737	elven cellocello	25
#1192	elven moonshine	4
#1396	elven socks	1
#882	elven suicide capsule	21
#193	elven whittling knife	1
#871	empty blowgun	1
#2228	enchanted leopard-print barbell	1
#1096	evil googly eye	2
#2680	evil teddy bear	1
#26	evil-ass club	1
#156	expensive cigar	1
#28	expired bottle of peppermint schnapps	2
#19	expired can of franks 'n' beans	2
#743	extra-greasy slider	1
#199	extra-large palm-frond toupee	1
#1439	facsimile dictionary	3
#1008	fake plastic grass	1
#138	fancy beef jerky	1
#3305	fancy but probably evil chocolate	3
#1829	fancy chocolate	2
#410	fancy chocolate car	7
#2422	fancy dress ball	1
#36	fat bottom quark	64
#2393	felt	1
#855	festive holiday hat	4
#778	figurine of a charred seal	1
#101	figurine of a cold seal	57
#503	figurine of a shadowy seal	1
#235	figurine of a sleek seal	10
#640	figurine of a stinking seal	1
#634	filth-encrusted futon	1
#2032	filthy lucre	1
#1765	fire	1
#498	flamin' bindle	1
#1610	flashing novelty button	1
#54	floaty gravel	3
#164	floaty inverse geode	1
#78	floaty pebbles	5
#987	floaty sand	1
#496	foam noodle	1
#578	frayed rope belt	1
#562	frigid air mattress	1
#45	frigid-ass club	1
#221	frost-rimed seal hide	1
#706	frozen banquet	1
#98	frozen seal spine	1
#2467	fruitcake	3
#64	furry green earmuffs	1
#195	furry green turtle	1
#571	fuzzy busby	2
#135	fuzzy dice	20
#591	fuzzy earmuffs	1
#600	gator skin	1
#1923	ghost cucumber	1
#1279	giant discarded bottlecap	2
#2409	giant discarded plastic fork	1
#135	giant driftwood sculpture	1
#1887	giant pinky ring	3
#3307	gingerbread bugbear	2
#1323	gingerbread horror	5
#608	gingerbread house	1
#143	glass of baboon milk	12
#289	glob of green slime	1
#224	glow-in-the-dark dart gun	1
#152	glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub	1
#263	glow-in-the-dark wristwatch	1
#379	golden ring	68
#2658	googly eye	1
#223	grass blade	1
#163	grass clippings	4
#194	grass hat	1
#188	grass skirt	1
#1386	gray bow tie	1
#1005	green glowstick	1
#178	grinning turtle	1
#3898	grue egg	3
#734	grue egg omelette	1
#277	guard turtle collar	1
#351	guard turtle shell	1
#984	guy made of bee pollen	1
#616	gyroscope	4
#96	halibut	1
#1934	hamethyst	2
#183	handful of Crotchety Pine needles	1
#1990	handful of confetti	17
#236	handmade hobby horse	1
#1210	heart of the volcano	3
#160	heavy leather-bound tome	1
#226	hedgeturtle	1
#2517	herbal stuffing	1
#903	herringcello	21
#1110	high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	1
#182	hobo fortress blueprints	1
#1286	hobo nickel	1
#358	hot pink lipstick	1
#343	hot plate	1
#24	hot-ass club	1
#1025	hyperbolic plasma focuser	1
#184	hyperinflated seal lung	1
#1604	iGoogly	1
#326	iced-out bling	1
#164	imbued seal-blubber candle	1
#309	imitation crab meat	1
#134	imitation nice watch	1
#473	immense cyborg hand	8
#341	imp unity ring	3
#739	incredibly creepy marionette	3
#577	inflatable duck	1
#151	ingot of seal-iron	1
#1775	ion grid	1
#834	ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	2
#1282	iron pasta spoon	1
#1887	irradiated candy cane	3
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#697	jar of fermented pickle juice	1
#581	jar of squeeze	1
#1295	jar of swamp gas	1
#1862	jawbruiser	1
#703	killer rag doll	3
#294	killing feather	72
#1114	kite	5
#232	knobby helmet turtle	1
#68	knobby kneepads	1
#1515	knuckle sandwich	1
#462	laser-broiled pear	19
#162	lawnmower blade	1
#178	leftover Crimbo rations	1
#1751	length of string	1
#288	lewd playing card	9
#626	licorice garrote	4
#328	limburger biker boots	1
#291	live lobster	1
#510	live wire	2
#1942	loaded serum blowgun	1
#1726	logic synthesizer	1
#457	longhaired hippy wig	1
#378	lovecat tail	2
#1976	lucky rabbit's foot	1
#193	lump of Saccharine Maple sap	1
#126	machetito	1
#660	mad scientist's sock monkey	4
#247	makeshift cape	1
#195	makeshift crane	1
#78	makeshift skirt	2
#181	makeshift turban	1
🥉	marinara jug	1
#1086	marionette	1
#334	marionette collective	2
#180	massive sitar	1
#303	miniature carton of clove cigarettes	1
#107	misfit hobby horse	1
#1173	monomolecular yo-yo	13
#491	mulled cider	1
#369	mummy costume	16
#1565	mushroom fermenting solution	1
#1341	mylar scout drone	2
#1463	nanite-infested candy cane	6
#1415	nanite-infested eggnog	4
#720	nanite-infested fruitcake	7
#1477	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	4
#1183	nanofiber cloth	1
#20	nasty-ass club	1
#1125	night-vision goggles	1
#2263	obsidian dagger	4
#2224	old sweatpants	1
🥇	old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie	1
#601	oozenog	6
#544	orange candy heart	30
#1955	oversized fish scaler	1
#1890	oyster basket	1
#137	oyster egg balloon	1
#129	padded tortoise	1
#1315	pail	3
#56	painted shield	1
#161	painted turtle	1
#807	pair of bolt cutters	4
#319	pair of ragged claws	1
#740	palm frond	1
#189	palm-frond capris	1
#152	palm-frond fan	1
#396	palm-frond toupee	1
#213	palm-frond whip	1
#401	paranormal ricotta	1
#142	parasitic claw	2
#76	parasitic headgnawer	2
#234	parasitic strangleworm	1
#191	parasitic tentacles	1
#585	party hat	2
#894	passable elf mask	6
#688	pat-a-cake pendant	1
#1303	patent leather shoes	1
#181	pebblebräu	1
#752	penguin focaccia bread	23
#1465	penguin thesaurus	1
#1236	pet rock	5
#1882	pet rock "Snooty" disguise	1
#897	petrified wood	1
#1884	phish stick	2
#748	picture of a dead guy's girlfriend	1
#307	pig-iron helm	1
#1153	pink candy heart	1
#931	pink clay bead	2
#382	pink plastic baby	1
#91	pixel cross	10
#106	pixel holy water	7
#2047	pixellated candy heart	1
#245	pixellated moneybag	1
#636	plastic Crimbo reindeer	1
#293	plastic cup of beer	2
#754	plastic passion fruit	1
#329	plexiglass pikestaff	1
#413	pocketwatch on a chain	7
#225	pointy red hat	1
#622	poison pen	3
#255	polyalloy shield	10
#914	pool cue	2
#1318	pork elf goodies sack	2
#276	portable corkscrew	23
#1010	possessed top	5
#1150	prehistoric spear	2
#47	propeller beanie	1
#321	psycho sweater	1
#907	pulsing flesh	4
#320	pumpkinhead mask	22
#727	purple glowstick	1
#1068	quantum polarity inducer	1
#613	quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments	1
#342	questionable taco	1
#1303	rag doll	1
#1003	razor-tipped yo-yo	7
#1730	really dense meat stack	1
#1005	recursive spline reticulator	1
#212	red plastic baby	2
#845	red snowcone	1
#73	reinforced furry underpants	1
#843	reverse-oscillating klystron	2
#1298	rib of the Bonerdagon	1
#313	ribbon candy	2
#1652	rigid carapace	1
#721	ring of half-assed regeneration	3
#439	roboduck-on-a-string	3
#1966	robotronic egg	1
#881	[2108]rock	4
#170	rockfish stomach	1
#336	rogue swarmer	84
#10	rose-colored glasses	1
#192	rough fish scale	1
#3638	rubber WWBD? bracelet	1
#3664	rubber WWJD? bracelet	1
#120	rusty speargun	1
#95	samurai turtle	1
#36	samurai turtle helmet	1
#446	sand dollar	1
#2415	sandwich of the gods	1
#426	sawblade fragment	74
#787	sawblade shield	2
#150	scintillating powder	1
#160	scrap of shadow	1
#99	sea salt crystal	3
#421	seal-blubber candle	2
🥉	sealskin drum	1
#68	sebaceous shield	1
#1088	servomechanical torsion facilitator	1
#210	set of jacks	1
#149	severed flipper	1
#575	sewer nuggets	1
#179	sewer turtle	1
#130	shark cartilage	1
#368	shimmering rainbow sand	1
#477	shimmering tendrils	1
#2313	shiny ring	3
#52	silent beret	1
#114	silver cheese-slicer	1
#101	silver paté knife	1
#482	silver shrimp fork	3
#131	sinister altar fragment	3
#235	six tiny wedges of goat cheese	7
#105	sizzling seal fat	3
#201	skeletortoise	1
#511	sleazy bindle	1
#1098	sleeping snowy owl	1
#422	sleeping wereturtle	1
🥉	slippery when wet shield	1
#72	smoking talon	1
#99	snailmail bits	4
#31	snailmail breeches	1
#34	snailmail coif	1
#43	snailmail hauberk	1
#1120	snake	1
🥉	snow belly	1
#10	snow hat	1
🥉	snow pants	1
#1348	sock monkey	1
#238	soggy seed packet	1
#1830	solid gold bowling ball	4
#35	soul mask	1
#121	soup turtle	1
#36	soup-chucks	1
#3321	spade necklace	1
#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1
#252	spangly mariachi pants	1
#214	spangly mariachi vest	1
#258	spangly sombrero	1
#666	spark plug earring	1
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#1426	spectre scepter	19
#60	spiky turtle helmet	1
#63	spiky turtle shield	1
#60	spiky turtle shoulderpads	1
#1069	spooky bark	1
#1398	spooky bicycle chain	1
#1367	spooky cosmetics bag	1
#1948	spooky eggnog	3
#1063	spooky eyeliner	1
#1856	spooky felt	1
#1479	spooky hockey mask	1
#1071	spooky length of string	8
#1086	spooky lipstick	1
#936	spooky sap	1
#1333	spooky stuffing	2
#1572	spooky toy wheel	1
#1767	spooky wooden block	1
#672	stained mattress	1
#2245	stainless steel shillelagh	1
#2140	stainless steel skullcap	1
#418	stick	6
#1092	stick-on-a-string	2
#493	stinkin' bindle	1
#330	string of Crimbo lights	2
#2020	string of blue beads	2
#1605	string of green beads	5
#2246	string of red beads	1
#928	stringy sinew	9
#8936	stuffed Cheshire bitten	1
#410	stuffed Hodgman	1
#7014	stuffed astral badger	3
#8969	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	1
#8976	stuffed hand turkey	1
#7824	stuffed mind flayer	2
#8803	stuffed snowy owl	1
#8881	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	1
#8878	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	1
#7016	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	3
#768	sturdy Crimbo crate	16
#1049	sub-molecular interocitor	1
#282	sugar shard	1
#168	syncopated turtle	1
#523	synthetic stuffing	12
#188	tainted seal's blood	1
#970	tattered paper crown	1
#2033	teddy bear	1
#1963	teddy borg	1
#148	teflon ore	1
#1254	theoretical string	3
#1333	throwing wrench	2
🥇	time sleigh	1
#583	tin cup of mulligan stew	1
#79	tiny frozen prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker	1
#100	tiny goth giant	1
#650	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	1
#3990	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	1
#3934	tiny plastic Axe Wound	1
#3178	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	1
#3941	tiny plastic Black Knight	1
#3177	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	1
#3080	tiny plastic Boss Bat	1
#621	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	1
#4310	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	1
#4232	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	1
#2899	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	1
#576	tiny plastic Crimbomination	1
#1550	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	1
#635	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	1
#3832	tiny plastic G Imp	1
#3955	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	1
#3911	tiny plastic Hellion	1
#3883	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	1
#3075	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	1
#3960	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	1
#3873	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	1
#3912	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	1
#3896	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	1
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#3862	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	1
#3872	tiny plastic Protagonist	1
#1530	tiny plastic Scream Queen	1
#3907	tiny plastic Spam Witch	1
#3063	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	1
#3067	tiny plastic The Man	1
#2948	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	1
#3857	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	1
#1733	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	1
#3943	tiny plastic anime smiley	1
#3979	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	1
#3955	tiny plastic brainsweeper	1
#3909	tiny plastic briefcase bat	1
#989	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#3179	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	1
#3912	tiny plastic cubist bull	1
#3878	tiny plastic drunk goat	1
#1018	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#3844	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	1
#3910	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	1
#3923	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	1
#3925	tiny plastic fruit golem	1
#3904	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	1
#1738	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	1
#3896	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	1
#3892	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	1
#3839	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	1
#1037	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#3996	tiny plastic ninja snowman	1
#3893	tiny plastic scary clown	1
#3851	tiny plastic senile lihc	1
#1559	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	1
#3838	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	1
#3938	tiny plastic spooky vampire	1
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#979	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#4039	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	1
#3862	tiny plastic taco cat	1
#3843	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	1
#3873	tiny plastic warwelf	1
#3852	tiny plastic whitesnake	1
#3848	tiny plastic zmobie	1
#2808	tofurkey gravy	1
#2814	tofurkey leg	1
#926	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	2
#630	tooth	6
#1592	toothsome rock	4
#2068	top	1
#111	torquoise	1
#37	torquoise ring	1
#126	tortoboggan	1
#34	tortoboggan shield	1
#1357	towel	3
#2400	toy crazy train	1
#477	toy deathbot	2
#1590	toy hoverpad	1
#606	toy jet pack	12
#546	toy maglev monorail	2
#669	toy mercenary	10
#686	toy ray gun	12
#1190	toy soldier	1
#634	toy space helmet	12
#1384	toy train	1
#1821	toy wheel	1
#478	tree skirt	1
#506	tree-eating kite	67
#1040	tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#1132	tropical wrapping paper	1
#442	tube sock	1
#673	turtle pheromones	1
#198	turtle wax	1
#49	turtle wax greaves	1
#57	turtle wax helmet	1
#88	turtle wax shield	1
#250	turtlemail bits	3
#101	turtlemail breeches	1
#111	turtlemail coif	1
#113	turtlemail hauberk	1
#1443	twitching claw	2
#82	twitching trigger finger	1
#1471	unstable DNA	17
#606	unstable laser battery	58
#1051	vampire duck-on-a-string	7
#669	vanilla-frosted king cake	1
#155	velcro ore	1
#873	vibrating cyborg knife	8
#1642	vinegar	1
#90	vinyl ore	4
#2756	vitachoconutriment capsule	1
#600	voodoo snuff	1
🥈	washboard shield	1
#474	water wings	1
#179	water-polo cap	1
#1147	wheel	2
#91	willowy bonnet	1
#439	wine-soaked bone chips	1
#464	wolfman mask	13
#743	wooden block	3
#811	wooden stakes	1
#77	world's most unappetizing beverage	1
#698	woven baling wire bracelets	1
#591	wreath of laurels	1
#1043	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#82	wriggling tentacle	1
#29	wumpus-hair bolo	1
#14	wumpus-hair net	1
#1803	yo	2
#2365	yo-yo	1
#1862	zombie pineal gland	1

Wow, that's 2,947 items total!

what items are this player missing?