iamSoupCombust

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#773'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign1
#1955-Alarm Saucepan2
#309A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes3
#12A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)1
#279A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 21
#256A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 31
#223A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 41
#295A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 51
#415Aluminum Epsilon of Humility1
#660Ancient Saucehelm4
#1134Asleep in the Cemetery1
#27Ax of L'rose1
#47BRICKO bat1
#288BRICKO brick145
#74BRICKO bulwark1
#46BRICKO elephant1
#348BRICKO eye brick10
#35BRICKO hat2
#32BRICKO octopus1
#58BRICKO ooze1
#47BRICKO oyster1
#34BRICKO pants2
#38BRICKO python1
#61BRICKO sword1
#61BRICKO turtle1
#613Baron von Ratsworth's money clip1
#597Baron von Ratsworth's monocle20
#611Baron von Ratsworth's tophat3
#222Benetton's Medley of Diversity1
#883Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook1
#98Bjorn's Hammer4
#815Blizzards I Have Died In1
#522Blue Diamond of Honesty1
#2385Bonerdagon necklace1
#1673Boss Bat bling1
#1793Boss Bat britches4
#39Brimstone Beret1
#64Brimstone Bludgeon1
#100Brimstone Boxers1
#23Brimstone Bracelet1
#1504Bulky Buddy Box1
#460C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button1
🥈C.B.F.G.1
#588C.H.U.M. knife1
#163Cerebral Cloche1
#312Cerebral Crossbow1
#188Cerebral Culottes1
#118Chester's Aquarius medallion1
#182Chester's bag of candy1
#175Chester's cutoffs1
#185Chester's moustache1
#145Chorale of Companionship1
#288Cinco Mayo Lager1
#2407Codpiece of the Goblin King1
#694Colander of Em-er'il4
#1237Cold Hots candy1
#1369Copper Alpha of Sincerity1
#1853Corpse Island iced tea1
#1484Crimbo Candy Cookbook1
#1093Crimbo candied pecan4
#903Crimbo fudge8
#1172Crimbo peppermint bark3
#350Crimbo wreath2
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#1681Crimboween memo4
#3211Crimbuck1
#714Crown of the Goblin King35
#1655Daffy Taffy5
#534Danglin' Chad's loincloth1
#532Deactivated O. A. F.1
#1168Disco 'Fro Pick3
#180Disco Banjo3
#668Doc's Miracle Cure1
#302Dolphin King's crown15
#428Dr. Hobo's scalpel8
#2026Drowsy Sword3
#1103El Sombrero De Lopez2
#42El Vibrato energy spear1
#45El Vibrato helmet1
#31El Vibrato leg guards1
#27El Vibrato translator1
#949Elder Turtle Shell3
#211Elron's Explosive Etude1
#1688Feynman gate1
#213Frosty's carrot1
#697Frosty's frosty mug1
#16Frosty's iceball1
#196Frosty's nailbat1
#121Frosty's snowball sack1
#777Galapagosian Cuisses1
#787Garter of the Turtle Poacher1
#82Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer5
#725Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob1
#1441Green Clover of Justice1
#1147Heimandatz's heart1
#88Hodgman's almanac1
#669Hodgman's blanket1
#81Hodgman's cane1
#39Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times2
#125Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics1
#173Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin1
#166Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top1
#347Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration2
#1205Instant Karma1
#1116Iron Beta of Industry3
🥈Junior LAAAAME merit badge1
#837Kissin' Cousins1
🥈LARP membership card1
#669LED block1
#229Lead Zeta of Chastity1
#778Lederhosen of the Night1
#730Let Me Be!2
#2768Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet4
#1200M-2421
#257Mace of the Tortoise2
#1985MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech1
#848Maxing, Relaxing1
#103Mer-kin digpick1
#183Mer-kin fastjuice1
#175Mer-kin healscroll1
#185Mer-kin hookspear1
#192Mer-kin killscroll1
#347Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot1
#397Miniborg beeper1
#362Miniborg hiveminder1
#394Miniborg laser1
#444Miniborg stomper1
#405Miniborg strangler1
#2280Mr. Mediocrebar5
#246Nayztameetjoo trading card1
#726Newman's Own Trousers1
#1575Nickel Gamma of Frugality1
#99Ol' Scratch's manacles1
#196Ol' Scratch's ol' britches1
#626Ol' Scratch's salad fork1
#93Ol' Scratch's stove door1
#187Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat1
#1270Orange Star of Sacrifice1
#187Oscus's dumpster waders1
#194Oscus's pelt1
#2359Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster1
#91Pasta Spoon of Peril3
#814Pink Heart of Spirit1
#175Prelude of Precision1
#233Princess Rutabaga trading card1
#233Purple Horseshoe of Honor1
#261Red Balloon of Valor1
#767Red Rover BB gun1
#2659Rock Pops1
#118Saccharine Maple pendant1
#1073Safari Jack's moustache1
#280Scalp of Gorgolok9
#356Schrödinger's thermos50
#658Sensual Massage for Creeps2
#264Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags3
#1452St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket1
#62Staff of Blood and Pudding1
#94Staff of the Black Kettle1
#27Staff of the Grand Flambé1
#27Staff of the Grease Trap1
#85Staff of the Greasefire1
#34Staff of the Kitchen Floor1
#91Staff of the Midnight Snack1
#66Staff of the Short Order Cook1
#121Staff of the Soupbone1
#77Staff of the Teapot Tempest1
#49Staff of the Walk-In Freezer1
#61Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron1
#945Summer Nights1
#938Tales from the Fireside1
#396The Art of Slapfighting2
#136The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder1
#73The Landscaper's leafblower1
#1038The Mariachi's guitar case1
#96The Six-Pack of Pain1
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
#1437Thwaitgold maggot statuette2
#574Tiki lighter1
#936Travels with Jerry1
#157Tropical Crimbo Hat1
#160Tropical Crimbo Shorts1
#189Tropical Crimbo Sword1
#1250Uncle Crimbo's Rations1
#363Uncle Romulus3
🥈Underworld acorn1
#10Underworld flail1
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#204Wand of Oscus1
#228Woldo trading card1
#472Wolfman Nardz1
#900Yellow Moon of Compassion3
#2956Yummy Tummy bean1
#378Zim Merman's guitar2
#659Zinc Delta of Tranquility2
#17Zombo's empty eye1
#182Zombo's grievous greaves1
#187Zombo's shield1
#105Zombo's shoulder blade1
#85Zombo's skull ring1
#916Zu Mannkäse Dienen1
#624alphabet gum1
#52ancient turtle shell1
#58ancient turtle shell helmet1
#25ancient turtle shell powder1
#2948ancient unspeakable fruitcake2
#143anemone nematocyst1
🥇anniversary burlap belt1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
#546antique 8-Bit Power magazine2
#169antique bottle opener5
#535antique painting of a landscape1
#715antique record album2
#769aspirin1
#585astronaut pants13
#1088atomic vector plotter1
#85bad-ass club2
#5938badass belt3
#1591ball2
#247ball-in-a-cup1
#172ballast turtle1
#1147banana1
#655banana peel1
#1020banana-frosted king cake1
#72bark beret1
#70bark boxers1
#91bark bracelet1
#1000bat-shaped Crimboween cookie2
#1447battered Crimbo Crate2
#398bazookafish bubble gum1
#455beaten-up Chucks1
#643bed of coals1
#1065bell-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#1022bi-lateral logic compressor1
#146big glob of skin1
🥈biomechanical crimborg helmet1
🥈biomechanical crimborg leg armor1
#2625blob-shaped Crimbo cookie6
#1298blood flower2
🥈blue ribbon1
#124blue shell1
🥈blue traffic cone1
#174bobble-hip hula elf doll1
#621borg sock monkey2
#256bottle of Ooze-O3
#980bottle of goofballs26
#408bottle of peppermint schnapps1
#141bottlecap turtle1
#142bow staff1
#570bowl of fishysoisse1
#150bowlegged pants1
#134bowler1
#5529box of sunshine5
#230box turtle1
#42brazen bracelet1
#110bronze handcuffs1
#75brown pixel18
#447brown plastic baby1
#94bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban1
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#543buckyball9
#938bunch of bananas1
#228burrowgrub hive1
#1590can of Binarrrca2
#130can of depilatory cream1
#545can of fake snow1
#396can of franks 'n' beans1
#2975can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce1
#2875candied yams1
#4136candy cane2
#703candy kneecapping stick4
#1852candy knuckles1
#3108candy stake2
#1312canteen of wine7
#1757capacitor relay1
#1811carbon nanotube frame1
#80cardboard box turtle1
#803cement sandals1
#89charged magnet1
#1089cheap elven gloves2
#804cheap plastic bottle opener8
#188cheap toaster10
#392chintzy accordion pin1
#545chintzy disco ball pendant1
#328chintzy noodle ring2
#322chintzy saucepan earring2
#370chintzy seal pendant2
#259chintzy turtle brooch3
#580chocolate-covered scarab beetle1
#809chocolate-frosted king cake1
#169chrome stick1
#31clingfilm cap1
#40clingfilm slippers1
#51clingfilm tangle1
#34clingfilm trousers1
#102clockwork hat1
#101clockwork pants1
#154clockwork trench coat1
#1795clown hammer1
#26club of corruption1
#403collection of tiny spooky objects1
#507colored-light "necklace"1
#165colorful plastic ball354
#529comfy coffin2
#1056computronic processing unit1
#383concentrated garbage juice2
🥉control crystal1
#437corncob pipe2
#1825corpse on the beach1
#218corpsebite1
#1820corpsedriver1
#1813corpsetini1
#37corrupt club of corrupt corruption1
#17corrupt club of corruption1
#113crotchety pants1
#362crumbling rat skull1
#261crystallized memory1
#597cup of infinite pencils1
#136cupcake-in-a-cup2
#593cyborg doll2
#840cyborg stompin' boot3
#427deadly lampshade2
#582decaying goldfish liver1
#618deck of tropical cards1
#1605delicious salad3
#507depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick1
#71dinged-up triangle1
#1640doll house1
#1607dollhive1
#1505drywall axe3
#1476duck-on-a-string1
#2104duct tape2
#80duct tape buckler1
#127duct tape dockers1
#92duct tape fedora1
#75duct tape sword2
#255duct tape wallet1
#45dueling banjo1
#126dueling turtle1
#211dull fish scale24
#1124dusty Crimbo crate4
#55dwarvish war helmet1
#46dwarvish war kilt1
#48dwarvish war mattock1
#399eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest1
#877easter egg balloon28
#1089elven limbos gingerbread8
#737elven cellocello25
#1192elven moonshine4
#1396elven socks1
#882elven suicide capsule21
#193elven whittling knife1
#871empty blowgun1
#2228enchanted leopard-print barbell1
#1096evil googly eye2
#2680evil teddy bear1
#26evil-ass club1
#156expensive cigar1
#28expired bottle of peppermint schnapps2
#19expired can of franks 'n' beans2
#743extra-greasy slider1
#199extra-large palm-frond toupee1
#1439facsimile dictionary3
#1008fake plastic grass1
#138fancy beef jerky1
#3305fancy but probably evil chocolate3
#1829fancy chocolate2
#410fancy chocolate car7
#2422fancy dress ball1
#36fat bottom quark64
#2393felt1
#855festive holiday hat4
#778figurine of a charred seal1
#101figurine of a cold seal57
#503figurine of a shadowy seal1
#235figurine of a sleek seal10
#640figurine of a stinking seal1
#634filth-encrusted futon1
#2032filthy lucre1
#1765fire1
#498flamin' bindle1
#1610flashing novelty button1
#54floaty gravel3
#164floaty inverse geode1
#78floaty pebbles5
#987floaty sand1
#496foam noodle1
#578frayed rope belt1
#562frigid air mattress1
#45frigid-ass club1
#221frost-rimed seal hide1
#706frozen banquet1
#98frozen seal spine1
#2467fruitcake3
#64furry green earmuffs1
#195furry green turtle1
#571fuzzy busby2
#135fuzzy dice20
#591fuzzy earmuffs1
#600gator skin1
#1923ghost cucumber1
#1279giant discarded bottlecap2
#2409giant discarded plastic fork1
#135giant driftwood sculpture1
#1887giant pinky ring3
#3307gingerbread bugbear2
#1323gingerbread horror5
#608gingerbread house1
#143glass of baboon milk12
#289glob of green slime1
#224glow-in-the-dark dart gun1
#152glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub1
#263glow-in-the-dark wristwatch1
#379golden ring68
#2658googly eye1
#223grass blade1
#163grass clippings4
#194grass hat1
#188grass skirt1
#1386gray bow tie1
#1005green glowstick1
#178grinning turtle1
#3898grue egg3
#734grue egg omelette1
#277guard turtle collar1
#351guard turtle shell1
#984guy made of bee pollen1
#616gyroscope4
#96halibut1
#1934hamethyst2
#183handful of Crotchety Pine needles1
#1990handful of confetti17
#236handmade hobby horse1
#1210heart of the volcano3
#160heavy leather-bound tome1
#226hedgeturtle1
#2517herbal stuffing1
#903herringcello21
#1110high-resistance ultrapolymer plating1
#182hobo fortress blueprints1
#1286hobo nickel1
#358hot pink lipstick1
#343hot plate1
#24hot-ass club1
#1025hyperbolic plasma focuser1
#184hyperinflated seal lung1
#1604iGoogly1
#326iced-out bling1
#164imbued seal-blubber candle1
#309imitation crab meat1
#134imitation nice watch1
#473immense cyborg hand8
#341imp unity ring3
#739incredibly creepy marionette3
#577inflatable duck1
#151ingot of seal-iron1
#1775ion grid1
#834ion-pulse modulation stabilizer2
#1282iron pasta spoon1
#1887irradiated candy cane3
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#697jar of fermented pickle juice1
#581jar of squeeze1
#1295jar of swamp gas1
#1862jawbruiser1
#703killer rag doll3
#294killing feather72
#1114kite5
#232knobby helmet turtle1
#68knobby kneepads1
#1515knuckle sandwich1
#462laser-broiled pear19
#162lawnmower blade1
#178leftover Crimbo rations1
#1751length of string1
#288lewd playing card9
#626licorice garrote4
#328limburger biker boots1
#291live lobster1
#510live wire2
#1942loaded serum blowgun1
#1726logic synthesizer1
#457longhaired hippy wig1
#378lovecat tail2
#1976lucky rabbit's foot1
#193lump of Saccharine Maple sap1
#126machetito1
#660mad scientist's sock monkey4
#247makeshift cape1
#195makeshift crane1
#78makeshift skirt2
#181makeshift turban1
🥉marinara jug1
#1086marionette1
#334marionette collective2
#180massive sitar1
#303miniature carton of clove cigarettes1
#107misfit hobby horse1
#1173monomolecular yo-yo13
#491mulled cider1
#369mummy costume16
#1565mushroom fermenting solution1
#1341mylar scout drone2
#1463nanite-infested candy cane6
#1415nanite-infested eggnog4
#720nanite-infested fruitcake7
#1477nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear4
#1183nanofiber cloth1
#20nasty-ass club1
#1125night-vision goggles1
#2263obsidian dagger4
#2224old sweatpants1
🥇old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie1
#601oozenog6
#544orange candy heart30
#1955oversized fish scaler1
#1890oyster basket1
#137oyster egg balloon1
#129padded tortoise1
#1315pail3
#56painted shield1
#161painted turtle1
#807pair of bolt cutters4
#319pair of ragged claws1
#740palm frond1
#189palm-frond capris1
#152palm-frond fan1
#396palm-frond toupee1
#213palm-frond whip1
#401paranormal ricotta1
#142parasitic claw2
#76parasitic headgnawer2
#234parasitic strangleworm1
#191parasitic tentacles1
#585party hat2
#894passable elf mask6
#688pat-a-cake pendant1
#1303patent leather shoes1
#181pebblebräu1
#752penguin focaccia bread23
#1465penguin thesaurus1
#1236pet rock5
#1882pet rock "Snooty" disguise1
#897petrified wood1
#1884phish stick2
#748picture of a dead guy's girlfriend1
#307pig-iron helm1
#1153pink candy heart1
#931pink clay bead2
#382pink plastic baby1
#91pixel cross10
#106pixel holy water7
#2047pixellated candy heart1
#245pixellated moneybag1
#636plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#293plastic cup of beer2
#754plastic passion fruit1
#329plexiglass pikestaff1
#413pocketwatch on a chain7
#225pointy red hat1
#622poison pen3
#255polyalloy shield10
#914pool cue2
#1318pork elf goodies sack2
#276portable corkscrew23
#1010possessed top5
#1150prehistoric spear2
#47propeller beanie1
#321psycho sweater1
#907pulsing flesh4
#320pumpkinhead mask22
#727purple glowstick1
#1068quantum polarity inducer1
#613quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments1
#342questionable taco1
#1303rag doll1
#1003razor-tipped yo-yo7
#1730really dense meat stack1
#1005recursive spline reticulator1
#212red plastic baby2
#845red snowcone1
#73reinforced furry underpants1
#843reverse-oscillating klystron2
#1298rib of the Bonerdagon1
#313ribbon candy2
#1652rigid carapace1
#721ring of half-assed regeneration3
#439roboduck-on-a-string3
#1966robotronic egg1
#881[2108]rock4
#170rockfish stomach1
#336rogue swarmer84
#10rose-colored glasses1
#192rough fish scale1
#3638rubber WWBD? bracelet1
#3664rubber WWJD? bracelet1
#120rusty speargun1
#95samurai turtle1
#36samurai turtle helmet1
#446sand dollar1
#2415sandwich of the gods1
#426sawblade fragment74
#787sawblade shield2
#150scintillating powder1
#160scrap of shadow1
#99sea salt crystal3
#421seal-blubber candle2
🥉sealskin drum1
#68sebaceous shield1
#1088servomechanical torsion facilitator1
#210set of jacks1
#149severed flipper1
#575sewer nuggets1
#179sewer turtle1
#130shark cartilage1
#368shimmering rainbow sand1
#477shimmering tendrils1
#2313shiny ring3
#52silent beret1
#114silver cheese-slicer1
#101silver paté knife1
#482silver shrimp fork3
#131sinister altar fragment3
#235six tiny wedges of goat cheese7
#105sizzling seal fat3
#201skeletortoise1
#511sleazy bindle1
#1098sleeping snowy owl1
#422sleeping wereturtle1
🥉slippery when wet shield1
#72smoking talon1
#99snailmail bits4
#31snailmail breeches1
#34snailmail coif1
#43snailmail hauberk1
#1120snake1
🥉snow belly1
#10snow hat1
🥉snow pants1
#1348sock monkey1
#238soggy seed packet1
#1830solid gold bowling ball4
#35soul mask1
#121soup turtle1
#36soup-chucks1
#3321spade necklace1
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#252spangly mariachi pants1
#214spangly mariachi vest1
#258spangly sombrero1
#666spark plug earring1
#1135sparkler1
#1426spectre scepter19
#60spiky turtle helmet1
#63spiky turtle shield1
#60spiky turtle shoulderpads1
#1069spooky bark1
#1398spooky bicycle chain1
#1367spooky cosmetics bag1
#1948spooky eggnog3
#1063spooky eyeliner1
#1856spooky felt1
#1479spooky hockey mask1
#1071spooky length of string8
#1086spooky lipstick1
#936spooky sap1
#1333spooky stuffing2
#1572spooky toy wheel1
#1767spooky wooden block1
#672stained mattress1
#2245stainless steel shillelagh1
#2140stainless steel skullcap1
#418stick6
#1092stick-on-a-string2
#493stinkin' bindle1
#330string of Crimbo lights2
#2020string of blue beads2
#1605string of green beads5
#2246string of red beads1
#928stringy sinew9
#8936stuffed Cheshire bitten1
#410stuffed Hodgman1
#7014stuffed astral badger3
#8969stuffed frozen gravy fairy1
#8976stuffed hand turkey1
#7824stuffed mind flayer2
#8803stuffed snowy owl1
#8881stuffed spooky gravy fairy1
#8878stuffed stinky gravy fairy1
#7016stuffed undead elbow macaroni3
#768sturdy Crimbo crate16
#1049sub-molecular interocitor1
#282sugar shard1
#168syncopated turtle1
#523synthetic stuffing12
#188tainted seal's blood1
#970tattered paper crown1
#2033teddy bear1
#1963teddy borg1
#148teflon ore1
#1254theoretical string3
#1333throwing wrench2
🥇time sleigh1
#583tin cup of mulligan stew1
#79tiny frozen prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker1
#100tiny goth giant1
#650tiny plastic 11 Dealer1
#3990tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf1
#3934tiny plastic Axe Wound1
#3178tiny plastic Beelzebozo1
#3941tiny plastic Black Knight1
#3177tiny plastic Bonerdagon1
#3080tiny plastic Boss Bat1
#621tiny plastic Crimbo Casino1
#4310tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#4232tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#2899tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#576tiny plastic Crimbomination1
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#635tiny plastic Don Crimbo1
#3832tiny plastic G Imp1
#3955tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser1
#3911tiny plastic Hellion1
#3883tiny plastic Iiti Kitty1
#3075tiny plastic Knob Goblin King1
#3960tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter1
#3873tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl1
#3912tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist1
#3896tiny plastic Knott Yeti1
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#3862tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy1
#3872tiny plastic Protagonist1
#1530tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#3907tiny plastic Spam Witch1
#3063tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski1
#3067tiny plastic The Man1
#2948tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#3857tiny plastic XXX pr0n1
#1733tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#3943tiny plastic anime smiley1
#3979tiny plastic apathetic lizardman1
#3955tiny plastic brainsweeper1
#3909tiny plastic briefcase bat1
#989tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#3179tiny plastic conservationist hippy1
#3912tiny plastic cubist bull1
#3878tiny plastic drunk goat1
#1018tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#3844tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus1
#3910tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker1
#3923tiny plastic fluffy bunny1
#3925tiny plastic fruit golem1
#3904tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers1
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#3896tiny plastic handsome mariachi1
#3892tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box1
#3839tiny plastic lobsterfrogman1
#1037tiny plastic mutant elf1
#3996tiny plastic ninja snowman1
#3893tiny plastic scary clown1
#3851tiny plastic senile lihc1
#1559tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#3838tiny plastic spiny skelelton1
#3938tiny plastic spooky vampire1
#584tiny plastic stocking mimic1
#979tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#4039tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#3862tiny plastic taco cat1
#3843tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni1
#3873tiny plastic warwelf1
#3852tiny plastic whitesnake1
#3848tiny plastic zmobie1
#2808tofurkey gravy1
#2814tofurkey leg1
#926tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie2
#630tooth6
#1592toothsome rock4
#2068top1
#111torquoise1
#37torquoise ring1
#126tortoboggan1
#34tortoboggan shield1
#1357towel3
#2400toy crazy train1
#477toy deathbot2
#1590toy hoverpad1
#606toy jet pack12
#546toy maglev monorail2
#669toy mercenary10
#686toy ray gun12
#1190toy soldier1
#634toy space helmet12
#1384toy train1
#1821toy wheel1
#478tree skirt1
#506tree-eating kite67
#1040tree-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#1132tropical wrapping paper1
#442tube sock1
#673turtle pheromones1
#198turtle wax1
#49turtle wax greaves1
#57turtle wax helmet1
#88turtle wax shield1
#250turtlemail bits3
#101turtlemail breeches1
#111turtlemail coif1
#113turtlemail hauberk1
#1443twitching claw2
#82twitching trigger finger1
#1471unstable DNA17
#606unstable laser battery58
#1051vampire duck-on-a-string7
#669vanilla-frosted king cake1
#155velcro ore1
#873vibrating cyborg knife8
#1642vinegar1
#90vinyl ore4
#2756vitachoconutriment capsule1
#600voodoo snuff1
🥈washboard shield1
#474water wings1
#179water-polo cap1
#1147wheel2
#91willowy bonnet1
#439wine-soaked bone chips1
#464wolfman mask13
#743wooden block3
#811wooden stakes1
#77world's most unappetizing beverage1
#698woven baling wire bracelets1
#591wreath of laurels1
#1043wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#82wriggling tentacle1
#29wumpus-hair bolo1
#14wumpus-hair net1
#1803yo2
#2365yo-yo1
#1862zombie pineal gland1

Wow, that's 2,947 items total!

what items are this player missing?