Museum :: mrf

mrf

Rank	Item	Quantity
#114	"Humorous" T-shirt	1
#626	1-ball	6
#97	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	127
#756	2-ball	4
#343	3-ball	14
#62	30669 scroll	165
#84	33398 scroll	334
#44	334 scroll	141
#656	4-ball	5
#361	5-ball	13
#603	6-ball	6
#56	668 scroll	37
#66	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	83
#489	7-ball	9
#549	8-ball	38
#626	9-ball	1
#175	ASCII shirt	13
#639	Amulet of Yendor	27
#215	Ancient Saucehelm	9
#377	Angelhair Culottes	3
#338	Angry Farmer candy	347
#296	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#1228	Argarggagarg's fang	1
#241	Atomic Comic	2
#404	BGE merchandise order form	10
#564	BGE pocket calendar	1
#898	BGE shotglass	6
#310	BURT	87
#533	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	2
#126	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	4
#1171	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	10
#412	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#1921	Bonerdagon necklace	2
#46	Boris's ring	26
#1332	Boss Bat britches	8
#1741	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1
#64	Brimstone Bludgeon	1
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#363	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	3
#480	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	2
#508	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	2
#1019	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#1008	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#250	CRIMBCO lanyard	2
#709	CRIMBCO scrip	180
#1127	CRIMBCO wine	5
#1223	CRIMBCOIDS mints	4
#786	CRIMBCOLOAF	5
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#740	Claw of the Infernal Seal	1
#110	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	21
#338	Cloaca-Cola helmet	7
#267	Cloaca-Cola shield	9
#38	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	8
#136	Colander of Em-er'il	11
#761	Cold Hots candy	4
#348	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	2
#116	Cookbook of the Damned	4
#331	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	2
#867	Crimbo candied pecan	8
#941	Crimbo fudge	7
#1029	Crimbo peppermint bark	5
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#815	Crimboween memo	13
#2641	Crimbuck	9
#321	Crown of the Goblin King	73
#298	Daffy Taffy	109
#205	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	3
#714	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	8
#346	Disco 'Fro Pick	8
#144	Dolphin King's crown	30
#222	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	16
#546	Drowsy Sword	34
#136	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	16
#164	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	13
#150	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	13
#580	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#619	El Sombrero De Lopez	4
#138	Elder Turtle Shell	12
#355	Elfin shortbread	2
#275	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	38
#581	Feynman gate	16
#316	Gaia beads	7
#777	Galapagosian Cuisses	1
#787	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	1
#24	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	12
#349	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	7
#186	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#106	Gnollish flyswatter	31
#57	Gnollish pie server	33
#106	Gnollish plunger	28
#50	Gnollish slotted spoon	42
#114	Grateful Undead T-shirt	5
#263	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	4
#257	Green Clover of Justice	8
#426	Heimandatz's heart	4
#470	Hollandaise helmet	1
#148	Iiti Kitty phone charm	25
#999	Iron Beta of Industry	4
#37	Jarlsberg's earring	24
#65	Jolly Roger charrrm	98
#271	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	8
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#131	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	4
#116	Knob Goblin elite helm	53
#126	Knob Goblin elite pants	49
#144	Knob Goblin elite polearm	40
#146	Knob Goblin elite shirt	61
#564	Knob Goblin firecracker	22
#89	Knob Goblin harem pants	76
#81	Knob Goblin harem veil	79
#219	Knob Goblin melon baller	11
#314	Knob Goblin pants	39
#429	Knob Goblin scimitar	19
#99	Knob Goblin spatula	321
#231	Knob Goblin tongs	80
#400	Knob Goblin visor	12
#725	Krakrox's Loincloth	1
#815	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	1
#777	Lederhosen of the Night	1
#811	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	33
#534	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	43
#78	Mace of the Tortoise	6
#1560	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	2
#202	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	11
#403	Meat detector	1
#168	Meleegra™ pills	67
#492	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	7
#396	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#443	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#513	Mob Penguin cellular phone	37
#302	Mob Penguin protection contract	10
#330	Mohawk wig	31
#500	Mr. Mediocrebar	106
#85	Mudflap-Girl Ring	1
#144	Necrotelicomnicon	5
#267	Newman's Own Trousers	4
#850	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	4
#1270	Orange Star of Sacrifice	1
#77	Orcish baseball cap	78
#60	Orcish cargo shorts	87
#125	Orcish frat-paddle	40
#66	Pendant of Fire	1
#122	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	4
#476	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	1
#100	Ring of the Sewer Snake	1
#463	Rock Pops	118
#371	Rock and Roll Legend	3
#258	SPF 451 lip balm	9
#1076	Safari Jack's moustache	1
#105	Scalp of Gorgolok	16
#928	Senior Mints	3
#185	Sinful Desires	3
#618	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	1
#30	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	34
#264	Spooky Surprise Egg	53
#31	Staff of the Midnight Snack	3
#355	Steal This Candy	5
#156	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	561
#683	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	1
#175	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	25
#1037	The Mariachi's guitar case	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#1945	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	1
#1805	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	1
#2345	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	1
#1153	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	1
#574	Tiki lighter	1
#158	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#161	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#260	Tuesday's ruby	9
#143	UV monocular	1
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#72	Wand of Nagamar	72
#713	Wint-O-Fresh mint	13
#511	Yakisoba's hat	3
#160	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	3
#201	Yellow Moon of Compassion	14
#139	Yeti Protest Sign	1
#430	Yummy Tummy bean	477
#801	acid-squirting flower	2
#109	adhesive tape dolly	1
#218	alphabet gum	8
#195	amulet of extreme plot significance	86
#145	ancient calendar fragment	1
#2224	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	3
#246	ancient vinyl coin purse	18
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#2604	anniversary gift box	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
#351	annoying pitchfork	8
#255	ant pick	1
#283	ant rake	1
#445	antique greaves	10
#497	antique helmet	8
#525	antique shield	7
#440	antique spear	11
#208	armgun	13
#328	asbestos apron	2
#224	asbestos crossbow	3
#61	asbestos staff	8
#48	asbestos sword	11
#206	asparagus knife	50
#1619	astronaut pants	2
#1088	atomic vector plotter	1
#364	awful poetry journal	343
#517	bacon bath ball	1
#70	baconstone	94
#94	baconstone bracelet	9
#185	baconstone earring	1
#55	baconstone ring	5
#656	badass belt	76
#1105	bag of airline peanuts	16
#504	bag of lard	2
#293	balaclava	2
#632	balaclava baklava	1
#704	ball	9
#141	balloon helmet	3
#105	balloon shield	1
#88	bamboo bokuto	3
#998	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	2
#184	batblade	22
#506	bath ball gift set	10
#1660	battered Crimbo Crate	1
#243	beach glass bead	18
#455	beaten-up Chucks	1
#219	beer bomb	175
#346	beer bong	5
#141	beer helmet	59
#208	beer-soaked mop	1
#126	bejeweled pledge pin	74
#1063	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#179	big bad voodoo mask	4
#314	big bass drum	2
#224	big boom	6
#852	big red clown nose	2
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#521	bit of clingfilm	8
#479	bit-o-cactus	3
#567	black candy heart	9
#88	black greaves	43
#111	black helmet	33
#389	black kettle drum	1
#2563	black paisley oyster egg	1
#2110	black plastic oyster egg	1
#663	black polka-dot oyster egg	7
#108	black shield	32
#431	black striped oyster egg	12
#103	black sword	39
#613	black-and-blue light	28
#123	blackberry combat boots	3
#221	blackberry moccasins	1
#226	blackberry slippers	1
#924	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	7
#187	bloody clown pants	41
#252	blue class ring	14
#303	blue paisley oyster egg	11
#626	blue plasma ball	26
#298	blue plastic oyster egg	16
#1835	blue striped oyster egg	2
#177	blundarrrbus	3
#457	booty chest charrrm	8
#105	booty chest charrrm bracelet	1
#553	bottle of Blank-Out	10
#1459	bottle of goofballs	16
#385	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	1
#246	bottle opener belt buckle	11
#148	brass stinger	4
#1337	brick	16
#344	broken cellular phone	9
#625	broken sword	1
#88	bronze breastplate	22
#1627	buckyball	1
#258	bugbear beanie	27
#173	bugbear bungguard	40
#179	bullet-proof corduroys	36
#170	buoybottoms	6
#443	cactus fruit	2
#1890	can of CRIMBCOLA	2
#418	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	22
#903	candied kobold	2
#677	candied yams	13
#881	candy cane	40
#1063	candy kneecapping stick	3
#1030	candy knuckles	3
#1783	candy stake	4
#507	cannonball charrrm	6
#809	capacitor relay	11
#733	carbon nanotube frame	13
#90	cast-iron legacy paddle	2
#144	charrrm bracelet	1
#494	cheap elven gloves	9
#441	cheap studded belt	74
#1660	cheap toaster	1
#823	chef's hat	3
#492	chloroform rag	2
#502	chocolate bath ball	1
#148	chocolate spurs	5
#179	chopsticks	29
#155	chrome crossbow	5
#80	chrome staff	7
#54	chrome sword	12
#1565	chunk of depleted Grimacite	3
#394	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	4
#246	clay peace-sign bead	17
#102	clockwork hat	1
#101	clockwork pants	1
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#774	clown hammer	31
#797	clown shoes	1
#185	clown wig	1
#27	clownskin harness	25
#27	coal paperweight	1
#398	cocktail napkin	6
#100	coffin lid	18
#113	cold ninja mask	37
#551	copper ha'penny charrrm	4
#181	corn holder	8
#209	cornuthaum	38
#216	costume sword	3
#706	crowbarrr	1
#176	curmudgel	8
#235	dance card	9
#172	dead guy's watch	52
#155	decent brain	32
#660	defective skull	28
#90	denim axe	6
#436	dented harmonica	1
#198	depantsing bomb	25
#516	depleted uranium seal figurine	1
#164	diamond-studded cane	50
#75	diamond-studded fronts	4
#313	didgeridooka	10
#1404	dill	4
#913	dirty hobo gloves	3
#256	disbelief suspenders	4
#345	dishrag	1
#120	disintegrating quill pen	102
#10	disintegrating sheet music	3,166
#225	disintegrating spiky collar	1
#83	distressed denim pants	100
#392	disturbing fanfic	355
#1012	doll house	3
#1607	dollhive	1
#281	donkey flipbook	3
#286	dope gangsta bling-bling	3
#269	double-barreled sling	1
#288	drab sonata	15
#105	draggin' ball hat	108
#79	dripping meat crossbow	1
#170	drywall axe	78
#525	duck-on-a-string	4
#482	duct tape	73
#228	dungeoneer's dungarees	5
#990	dusty Crimbo crate	6
#905	dwarf bread	3
#399	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	1
#509	eXtreme mittens	5
#229	eXtreme nose ring	1
#236	eXtreme scarf	15
#5139	easter egg balloon	1
#120	eggbeater	5
#1149	elven limbos gingerbread	7
#1730	elven cellocello	9
#1273	elven moonshine	3
#561	elven socks	8
#1391	elven suicide capsule	13
#101	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	133
#112	enchanted toothpick	12
#478	encoder ring	33
#404	enormous belt buckle	6
#119	enormous hoop earring	11
#836	evil googly eye	4
#2195	evil teddy bear	2
#155	expensive cigar	1
#15	exploding hacky-sack	323
#790	explosion-flavored chewing gum	30
#402	eye-pod	1
#148	eyepatch	75
#125	f3d0r4	106
#224	facsimile dictionary	47
#830	fake fake vomit	32
#765	fake hand	29
#1009	fake plastic grass	1
#176	false eyelashes	3
#124	fancy ball mask	1
#1288	fancy but probably evil chocolate	4
#2521	fancy chocolate	1
#411	fancy chocolate car	7
#1783	fancy dress ball	3
#1021	fat stacks of cash	3
#272	felt	30
#855	festive holiday hat	4
#736	fetid feather	1
#392	figurine of a charred seal	8
#780	figurine of a cold seal	3
#504	figurine of a shadowy seal	1
#478	figurine of a sleek seal	3
#386	figurine of a slippery seal	4
#304	figurine of an ancient seal	1
#48	filigreed hamethyst ring	2
#81	filthy corduroys	151
#101	filthy knitted dread sack	104
#119	filthy pestle	35
#113	[2426]fire flower	10
#242	fire poi	10
#329	flaming crutch	19
#425	flaming feather	19
#118	flaming glowsticks	4
#838	flashing novelty button	2
#478	flavored foot massage oil	54
#418	flirtatious feather	11
#269	floral print shirt	1
#298	flowing hippy skirt	2
#582	foam dart	25
#186	foolscap fool's cap	20
#1454	friendly cheez blob	1
#567	frightful feather	6
#151	frigid hankyū	3
#160	frigid ninja stars	307
#114	frilly shirt	6
#191	frilly skirt	26
#176	frost-rimed seal hide	2
#565	frozen feather	7
#102	frozen nunchaku	38
#971	fruitcake	20
#62	fudge pocket square	1
#608	funky dried mushroom	4
#45	furry pants	25
#4737	fuzzy dice	1
#696	gearbox necklace	1
#1321	ghost cucumber	12
#48	giant book of ancient carols	3
#292	giant cactus quill	2
#183	giant discarded bottlecap	27
#266	giant discarded plastic fork	35
#373	giant discarded torn-up glove	12
#225	giant foam finger	12
#211	giant needle	349
#228	giant pinky ring	66
#196	gilded ancient cursed chest	1
#1653	gingerbread bugbear	9
#2303	gingerbread horror	3
#2418	gingerbread mutant bugbear	2
#230	glittery mascara	2
#263	glow-in-the-dark wristwatch	1
#155	gnauga hide buckler	1
#58	gnauga hide chaps	2
#203	gnauga hide whip	1
#56	goatskin umbrella	41
#758	gob of wet hair	2
#693	golden ring	40
#231	good brain	68
#753	googly eye	17
#126	goth kid t-shirt	48
#147	grassy cutlass	9
#145	grave robbing shovel	14
#1006	green glowstick	1
#36	green pixie spog	3
#489	green smoke bomb	1
#524	grouchy restless spirit	11
#3896	grue egg	3
#226	grumpy old man charrrm	15
#93	grungy bandana	13
#174	grungy flannel shirt	4
#160	guard turtle shell	16
#119	gun cleaning kit	1
#323	half-sized guitar	1
#184	halfberd	3
#56	hamethyst	103
#37	hamethyst bracelet	6
#87	hamethyst ring	3
#1307	handful of confetti	30
#1083	handful of hand chalk	4
#396	handful of numbers	1
#236	handmade hobby horse	1
#383	happiness	4
#95	harem girl t-shirt	13
#753	heart of the volcano	8
#435	hellseal claw	30
#372	hellseal whisker	36
#218	hemp string	86
#588	herbal stuffing	13
#1705	herringcello	7
#1110	high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	1
#161	hippo whip	1
#125	hippopotamus pants	1
#482	hippy protest button	2
#384	holiday cheese log	5
#220	hors d'oeuvre tray	6
#105	hot katana blade	243
#242	hot plate	4
#161	huge spoon	13
#1026	hyperbolic plasma focuser	1
#96	hypodermic needle	14
#325	iced-out bling	1
#113	icy katana hilt	45
#109	icy-hot katana	10
#121	imbued seal-blubber candle	3
#236	imp unity ring	10
#511	incense bath ball	1
#739	incredibly creepy marionette	3
#256	infernal fife	3
#145	inkwell	53
#68	intriguing puzzle box	5
#708	ion grid	15
#266	irate sombrero	9
#600	iron pasta spoon	8
#569	irradiated candy cane	7
#152	jabañero-flavored chewing gum	54
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#734	jawbruiser	4
#906	jazz soap	25
#91	jewelry-making pliers	5
#847	joybuzzer	29
#142	keg shield	32
#342	kick-ass kicks	4
#309	kickback cookbook	2
#615	killer rag doll	4
#1864	killing feather	23
#416	kite	17
#372	kneecapping stick	39
#367	knob bugle	1
#1348	knuckle sandwich	3
#2930	laser-broiled pear	2
#1086	lavender paisley oyster egg	3
#121	lavender plastic oyster egg	25
#475	lavender polka-dot oyster egg	6
#105	lavender striped oyster egg	18
#271	lead necklace	38
#165	leather chaps	23
#165	leather mask	42
#616	leftovers of indeterminate origin	1
#871	length of string	12
#72	leotarrrd	36
#976	licorice garrote	3
#150	lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	56
#115	linoleum crossbow	7
#59	linoleum staff	10
#73	linoleum sword	12
#1942	loaded serum blowgun	1
#479	logic synthesizer	21
#188	los chinos	3
#218	lucky Crimbo tiki necklace	1
#79	lucky rabbit's foot	59
#282	lump of diamond	10
#425	lupine sword	1
#1424	macaroni duck	1
#1347	mad scientist's sock monkey	1
#486	mafia aria	47
#395	magic whistle	1
#865	magical ice cube with a fly in it	27
#193	magilaser blastercannon	17
#387	magnifying glass	1
#44	many-eyed glasses	25
#338	mariachi hat	5
#690	mariachi pants	13
#424	marionette	4
#306	marzipan skull	41
#727	mauve paisley oyster egg	4
#536	mauve plastic oyster egg	7
#127	mauve polka-dot oyster egg	22
#1614	mauve striped oyster egg	2
#118	meat cowboy hat	1
#157	meatcar model	4
#68	menorette	5
#218	mesh cap	14
#55	miner's helmet	95
#53	miner's pants	94
#109	misfit teddy bear	1
#227	molotov cocktail cocktail	21
#1764	monomolecular yo-yo	2
#364	mood ring	22
#198	moonglasses	3
#646	mother's little helper	1
#704	motivational poster	5
#320	mullet wig	4
#667	mylar scout drone	7
#282	mysterious silver lapel pin	5
#2715	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	2
#212	natty blue ascot	2
#73	necklace chain	78
#92	ninja hot pants	58
#123	ninja mop	21
#585	obsidian dagger	31
#673	off-white plastic oyster egg	7
#222	old coin purse	49
#243	old leather wallet	31
#1616	oozenog	3
#440	opera mask	1
#896	orange glowstick	2
#191	ornate ancient cursed chest	1
#114	ornate ancient cursed key	2
#1757	oversized fish scaler	2
#198	oversized pipe	41
#200	oversized pizza cutter	44
#615	oyster basket	6
#191	pack of chewing gum	2
#135	pail	91
#644	pair of bolt cutters	5
#193	palm frond	49
#396	palm-frond toupee	1
#201	pants of the Slug Lord	19
#591	papaya	13
#685	paperclip	30
#103	paperclip cape	1
#99	paperclip pants	1
#91	paperclip turban	1
#101	paperclip-on tie	1
#1057	passable elf mask	5
#1100	pasta spoon	6
#154	pat-a-cake pendant	8
#42	patchouli oil bomb	84
#1142	patent leather shoes	2
#1698	penguin focaccia bread	5
#150	penguin shorts	1
#98	penguin whip	2
#197	perforated battle paddle	32
#695	personal massager	2
#708	personalized coffee mug	28
#592	pet rock	13
#755	pet rock "Groucho" disguise	26
#876	pet rock "Snooty" disguise	28
#113	phat turquoise bead	92
#347	photoprotoneutron torpedo	89
#193	pickle-flavored chewing gum	46
#518	piece of wedding cake	9
#77	piercing post	93
#180	pile of candy	54
#1000	pink candy heart	2
#51	pirate fledges	2
#117	pirate shirt	17
#477	pitchfork	2
#119	pixel hat	3
#162	pixel pants	1
#211	pixel sword	1
#1726	pixellated candy heart	2
#465	plastic guitar	1
#289	plexiglass pith helmet	1
#1230	pocketwatch on a chain	1
#204	pointed stick	5
#622	poison pen	3
#2127	polyalloy shield	1
#282	pool cue	23
#67	porquoise	87
#44	porquoise bracelet	6
#73	porquoise necklace	4
#251	porquoise ring	1
#1010	possessed top	5
#88	powdered sealbone	1
#1614	prehistoric spear	1
#63	prosthetic forehead	20
#103	puce polka-dot oyster egg	27
#1057	puce striped oyster egg	2
#40	pulled porquoise ring	2
#538	pulsing flesh	7
#377	pygmy nose-bone	1
#132	pygmy spear	5
#84	quantum nanopolymer spider web	3
#1068	quantum polarity inducer	1
#440	quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments	2
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#147	ring of increase damage	4
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#1103	roboduck-on-a-string	1
#982	robotronic egg	28
#1430	[2108]rock	1
#2135	roll of toilet paper	2
#35	rubber axe	29
#1125	rubber emo roe	17
#137	rum barrel charrrm	12
#451	rusty chain necklace	5
#449	rusty grave robbing shovel	6
#184	sack lunch	46
#67	safarrri hat	36
#37	safety vest	5
#161	sake bomb	175
#1877	sawblade fragment	28
#788	sawblade shield	2
#209	scorpion whip	5
#166	scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil	16
#478	scroll of pasta summoning	25
#76	seal-blubber candle	69
#279	sensitive poetry journal	1
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#216	shiny stones	28
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#113	silver cheese-slicer	1
#892	silver shrimp fork	1
#474	silver tongue charrrm	6
#172	simple ancient cursed key	1
#34	six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola	7
#50	skewer-mounted razor blade	27
#593	skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	3
#297	slime convention swag bag	1
#638	slow jam collection	6
#296	small leather glove	3
#397	snarling wolf shield	1
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#10	snow hat	1
🥉	snow pants	1
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#586	sock monkey	4
#281	soggy wofl t-shirt	1
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#84	stainless steel shillelagh	21
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#455	stainless steel slacks	8
#243	stainless steel solitaire	10
#661	stainless steel suspenders	6
#310	star buckler	1
#53	star crossbow	29
#35	star hat	63
#13	star pants	63
#92	star shirt	4
#73	star spatula	2
#20	star staff	32
#102	star sword	9
#1028	stick	1
#261	stick of dynamite	8
#556	stick-on eyebrow piercing	31
#131	stone of eXtreme power	92
#1930	stringy sinew	1
#1831	stuffed alien blob	3
#447	stuffing	20
#1276	sturdy Crimbo crate	5
#1049	sub-molecular interocitor	1
#148	sucky decal	11
#174	suede shortsword	1
#1041	support cummerbund	3
#454	supportive bra	2
#60	swashbuckling pants	109
#349	sweet ninja sword	3
#1007	synthetic stuffing	2
#143	tainted seal's blood	2
#198	tamarind-flavored chewing gum	44
#431	tambourine bells	7
#90	targeting chip	8
#186	tarrrnish charrrm	17
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#108	tattered scrap of paper	87
#1003	teddy bear	5
#219	teeny-tiny ninja stars	4
#76	tequila grenade	119
#508	three-tiered wedding cake	1
#927	throwing wrench	5
🥇	time sleigh	1
#120	tiny Mountie hat	5
#191	tiny balloon knife	4
#122	tiny knife and fork	5
#254	tiny ninja sword	4
#96	tiny nose-bone fetish	1
#649	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	1
#3987	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	1
#3176	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	1
#384	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
#267	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
#2048	tiny plastic Boss Bat	2
#445	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
#4915	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	3
#621	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	1
#4311	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	1
#4234	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	1
#2898	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	1
#576	tiny plastic Crimbomination	1
#1550	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	1
#634	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	1
#284	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
#2786	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	2
#3894	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	1
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#403	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#2118	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	3
#3871	tiny plastic Protagonist	1
#1531	tiny plastic Scream Queen	1
#3904	tiny plastic Spam Witch	1
#3061	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	1
#2947	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	1
#3855	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	1
#303	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#4541	tiny plastic accordion thief	1
#952	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	2
#6120	tiny plastic angry goat	2
#3974	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	1
#3363	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	5
#6141	tiny plastic barrrnacle	2
#2571	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	2
#2492	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	7
#3953	tiny plastic brainsweeper	1
#3906	tiny plastic briefcase bat	1
#989	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#4874	tiny plastic cocoabo	3
#6238	tiny plastic coffee pixie	2
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#3911	tiny plastic cubist bull	1
#4495	tiny plastic disco bandit	1
#2800	tiny plastic drunk goat	2
#1018	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#427	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#3920	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	1
#6181	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	2
#4858	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	3
#6154	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	2
#2803	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	2
#1738	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	1
#2828	tiny plastic grue	6
#1058	tiny plastic hermit	5
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#4853	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	3
#8067	tiny plastic killer bee	1
#3891	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	1
#4877	tiny plastic leprechaun	3
#8101	tiny plastic levitating potato	1
#8109	tiny plastic mosquito	1
#1036	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#2154	tiny plastic ninja snowman	3
#4344	tiny plastic pastamancer	1
#3921	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	4
#2796	tiny plastic scary clown	2
#1558	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	1
#3951	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	1
#4899	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	3
#6130	tiny plastic stab bat	2
#8135	tiny plastic star starfish	1
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#2893	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	2
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#1086	tiny plastic turtle tamer	5
#3850	tiny plastic whitesnake	1
#75	tiny shaker of salt	21
#143	titanium assault umbrella	94
#545	tofurkey gravy	16
#535	tofurkey leg	16
#975	tooth	3
#1592	toothsome rock	4
#2069	top	1
#1357	towel	3
#1558	toy crazy train	3
#1400	toy jet pack	3
#1564	toy mercenary	2
#1525	toy ray gun	3
#1190	toy soldier	1
#1722	toy space helmet	2
#522	toy train	4
#840	toy wheel	10
#1488	tree-eating kite	11
#1157	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	2
#833	twitching claw	6
#229	ultimate ultimate frisbee	2
#1022	unstable DNA	38
#2329	unstable laser battery	18
#520	valuable trinket	150
#361	vampire collar	4
#2525	vampire duck-on-a-string	1
#1497	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	2
#2066	vibrating cyborg knife	3
#536	viking helmet	12
#1216	vinegar	10
#673	vitachoconutriment capsule	7
#235	vorpal blade	37
#169	walrus-tusk earring	7
#129	war tongs	29
#305	water pipe bomb	159
#180	whalebone corset	3
#1538	wheel	1
#264	white class ring	35
#113	white hat hacker T-shirt	11
#176	white satin pants	28
#274	white satin shield	7
#227	white sword	23
#968	whoopie cushion	25
#296	wicker shield	8
#971	wind-up chattering teeth	25
#294	witty rapier	10
#245	wolf mask	138
#165	wonderwall shield	9
#364	wooden axe	1
#71	wool hat	42
#259	worn tophat	6
#144	worthless gewgaw	84
#146	worthless knick-knack	105
#106	worthless trinket	103
#162	wreath of laurels	4
#1158	wrench bracelet	1
#537	x-ray specs	35
#365	yellow glowstick	4
#463	yellow plastic oyster egg	13
#512	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	4
#1346	yellow snowcone	11
#496	yellow striped oyster egg	5
#1447	yeti fur	5
#1584	yo	3
#1260	yo-yo	11
#215	zombie pineal gland	20

Wow, that's 21,887 items total!

what items are this player missing?