alan0823

RankItemQuantity
#121"DRINK ME" potion322
#89A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes10
#247A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 11
#279A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 21
#256A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 31
#223A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 41
#295A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 51
#225A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 61
#136Amulet of Yendor165
#834Angelhair Culottes1
#1229Argarggagarg's fang1
#232Arrrmetia trading card1
#311BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt3
#565BGE pocket calendar1
#373BGE shotglass18
#454BGE temporary tattoo2
#633BGE tiny plastic toy2
#100BRICKO brick3,537
#166BRICKO eye brick363
#842Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental1
#3368Baron von Ratsworth's monocle2
#612Bash-Ōs boxtop1
#634Better Than Cuddling Cake2
#883Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook1
#815Blizzards I Have Died In1
#47Bulky Buddy Box60
#459C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button1
🥈C.B.F.G.1
#310C.H.U.M. knife3
#254CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)4
#164CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)4
#175CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)4
#148CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)4
#155CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)4
#90CRIMBCO lanyard7
#690CRIMBCO mug15
#575CRIMBCO wine13
#1224CRIMBCOIDS mints4
#535CRIMBCOLOAF6
#70Cerebral Cloche2
#133Cerebral Crossbow2
#80Cerebral Culottes2
#118Chester's Aquarius medallion1
#54Chester's bag of candy2
#175Chester's cutoffs1
#57Chester's moustache2
#83Chester's muscle shirt1
#90Chester's sunglasses1
#740Claw of the Infernal Seal1
#232Connery's Elixir of Audacity1
#561Crimbo Candy Cookbook9
#229Crimbo candied pecan69
#266Crimbo fudge54
#223Crimbo peppermint bark70
#754Crimbo pie1
#272Crimbo ukulele1
#350Crimbo wreath2
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#915Dickory Farms Gift Basket5
#2661Disco 'Fro Pick1
#1821Drowsy Sword4
#9El Vibrato Megadrone3
#10El Vibrato energy spear2
#45El Vibrato helmet1
#31El Vibrato leg guards1
#27El Vibrato translator1
#2384Elder Turtle Shell1
#1688Feynman gate1
#84Frosty's arm1
#65Frosty's carrot2
#16Frosty's iceball1
#196Frosty's nailbat1
#215Frosty's old silk hat1
#121Frosty's snowball sack1
#777Galapagosian Cuisses1
#787Garter of the Turtle Poacher1
#465Goodfella contract43
#24Hodgman's almanac2
#22Hodgman's cane2
#95Hodgman's harmonica1
#470Hollandaise helmet1
#108Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration9
#209Inndya trading card1
#772Jack-in-the-box5
#73Kevlar balloon2
#724Krakrox's Loincloth1
#669LED block1
#2767Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet4
#124Loudmouth Larry Lamprey492
#261Mae West with a fly in it1
#1315MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech3
#89Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot4
#172Miniborg beeper3
#164Miniborg hiveminder3
#177Miniborg laser3
#195Miniborg stomper3
#190Miniborg strangler3
#246Nayztameetjoo trading card1
#217Ol' Scratch's ash can1
#128Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork1
#99Ol' Scratch's manacles1
#196Ol' Scratch's ol' britches1
#25Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat3
#49Oscus's dumpster waders2
#106Oscus's garbage can lid1
#8Oscus's neverending soda1
#194Oscus's pelt1
#89Poison Oak trading card2
#233Princess Rutabaga trading card1
#446Red Rover BB gun6
#1074Safari Jack's moustache1
#1610Scalp of Gorgolok2
#113Schrödinger's thermos300
🥈Stabonic scroll1
#772Tales of a Kansas Toymaker2
#47The Art of Slapfighting20
#42The Grand Poo-Bah trading card3
#788The Joy of Wassailing2
#73The Landscaper's leafblower1
#44The Legendary Beat1
#96The Six-Pack of Pain1
#208The Snake trading card1
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
#574Tiki lighter1
#157Tropical Crimbo Hat1
#160Tropical Crimbo Shorts1
#189Tropical Crimbo Sword1
#401Typical Tavern swill9
#121Uncle Crimbo's Rations9
#29Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves1
#26Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants1
#59Uncle Hobo's highest bough1
#26Uncle Hobo's stocking cap1
#179Uncle Romulus7
#1777Valentine4
#228Vaso De Agua trading card1
#87Venus flytrap4
#66Wand of Oscus2
#228Woldo trading card1
#141Workytime Tea15
#1119Yakisoba's hat1
#181Zombo's grievous greaves1
#105Zombo's shoulder blade1
#85Zombo's skull ring1
#51Zombo's skullcap2
#109adhesive tape dolly1
#1568adorable seal larva1
#251agua de vida5
#464ancient unspeakable fruitcake12
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
#737antique 8-Bit Power magazine1
#76antique bottle opener10
#205antique painting of a landscape4
#389antique record album7
#299antique souvenir drawing3
#538arrow'd heart balloon1
#769aspirin1
#138astral mushroom115
#2064astronaut pants1
#1088atomic vector plotter1
#183babycakes1
#239bacon bath ball4
#4724badass belt6
#138bag of airline peanuts185
#430balaclava1
#194ball34
#97ball-in-a-cup2
#1147banana1
#72bark beret1
#21bark boxers2
#91bark bracelet1
#1912bat-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#806bath ball gift set5
#144battered Crimbo Crate100
#49beach ball marble1
#548bejeweled cufflinks6
#1064bell-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#1022bi-lateral logic compressor1
#94big glob of skin2
#243bindlestocking11
🥈biomechanical crimborg helmet1
🥈biomechanical crimborg leg armor1
#1205bit of clingfilm2
#427black candy heart17
#269black velvet box1
#183black-and-blue light341
#198blended frozen swill with a fly in it1
#94blob-shaped Crimbo cookie49
#1654blood flower1
#190blue plasma ball331
#174bobble-hip hula elf doll1
#16bone and arrows2
#82bone aperitif7
#9bone crusher3
#65bone meal8
#37bone spurs2
#24boneana hammock2
#22bonedanna2
#8bonerang3
#9boning knife3
#65borg sock monkey34
#645bottle of Blank-Out6
#4254bottle of goofballs2
#32bottle of peppermint schnapps8
#223bouquet of circular saw blades7
#142bow staff1
#150bowlegged pants1
#134bowler1
#2495box of sunshine43
#230box turtle1
#240brick160
#107brown crock marble5
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#181buckyball32
#10burrowgrub hive13
#121calle de miel with a fly in it2
#1500can of CRIMBCOLA3
#212can of fake snow2
#57can of franks 'n' beans4
#1262candy cane26
#59candy kneecapping stick24
#53candy knuckles27
#2397candy stake3
#596canteen of wine43
#1757capacitor relay1
#1811carbon nanotube frame1
#100cement sandals8
#119cheap elven gloves28
#119cheap studded belt489
#35chitinous pod3
#161chocolate bath ball6
#557chocolate cigar1
#606chocolate filthy lucre2
#458chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses3
#662circular CRIMBCOOKIE3
#31clingfilm cap1
#40clingfilm slippers1
#34clingfilm trousers1
#102clockwork hat1
#101clockwork pants1
#154clockwork trench coat1
#146clown hammer185
#705club necklace10
#212colored-light "necklace"2
#105colorful plastic ball919
#1056computronic processing unit1
🥉control crystal1
#568corncob pipe1
#17corrupt club of corruption1
#71croquet hedgehog1
#105crumbling rat skull6
#32cyborg doll46
#191cyborg stompin' boot8
#120cymbal syrup124
#344daisy9
#427deadly lampshade2
#618deck of tropical cards1
#126defective skull188
#516depleted uranium seal figurine1
#624designer handbag4
🥇detour shield1
#695diamond necklace10
#532disbelief suspenders1
#175divine blowout147
#197divine can of silly string118
#177divine champagne flute90
#115divine champagne popper98
#139divine cracker96
#175divine noisemaker153
#121doll house50
#200dollhive50
#395double daisy1
#525duck-on-a-string4
#421duct tape88
#80duct tape buckler1
#43duct tape dockers2
#31duct tape fedora2
#51duct tape shirt2
#232duct tape sword1
#74dusty Crimbo crate100
#55dwarvish war helmet1
#46dwarvish war kilt1
#3266easter egg balloon4
#388effluvious emerald2
#477eggnog37
#767elven limbos gingerbread15
#52elven cellocello123
#724elven moonshine12
#172elven socks23
#69elven suicide capsule103
#99encoder ring181
#1391evil googly eye1
#1693evil teddy bear4
#372explosion-flavored chewing gum78
#493extra-greasy slider3
#199extra-large palm-frond toupee1
#1639facsimile dictionary2
#158fake fake vomit182
#137fake hand180
#194fake plastic grass10
#14fancy black tie1
#3837fancy but probably evil chocolate1
#515fancy chocolate6
#46fancy chocolate car49
#558fancy dress ball22
#721fancy opera glasses3
#14fancy tophat1
#16fancy tuxedo pants1
#2393felt1
#175festive holiday hat22
#129festive sausage20
#445filthy lucre87
#1764fire1
#179[2426]fire flower6
#305flashing novelty button4
#129flavored foot massage oil472
#27floaty rock3
#768floaty sand5
#124foam dart466
#460freezin' bindle1
#887fruitcake23
#3220fuzzy dice2
#572garish pinky ring6
#111gatorskin umbrella3
#416giant designer sunglasses10
#1641giant discarded bottlecap1
#2409giant discarded plastic fork1
#1517giant discarded torn-up glove1
#107gift-a-pult4
#735gingerbread bugbear31
#524gingerbread horror11
#307gingerbread house2
#75gingerbread mutant bugbear31
#284glacial sapphire2
#88glow-in-the-dark dart gun2
#60glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub2
#81glow-in-the-dark wristwatch3
#18gnashing teeth2
#155gnauga hide buckler1
#149gnauga hide chaps1
#88gnauga hide whip2
#334golden ring78
#2658googly eye1
#223grass blade1
#194grass hat1
#188grass skirt1
#211gray bow tie30
#310green candy heart77
#94green peawee marble11
#3141grue egg5
#73gyroscope47
#61hair of the calf4
#3716handful of confetti4
#7handful of sand8,072
#66handmade hobby horse3
#647happiness1
#149hardened slime hat1
#639heart necklace11
#1210heart of the volcano3
#65heart-shaped balloon532
#52herringcello119
#1110high-resistance ultrapolymer plating1
#27hobo stogie1
#136holiday cheese log18
#160holiday log1
#179huge pumpkin1
#1025hyperbolic plasma focuser1
#152iGoogly165
#176immense cyborg hand12
#78incense bath ball12
#1370incredibly creepy marionette1
#30insane tophat2
#1775ion grid1
#1080ion-pulse modulation stabilizer1
#93irradiated candy cane31
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#581jar of squeeze1
#129jawbruiser16
#148jazz soap176
#123jet bennie marble1
#85jewel-eyed wizard hat1
#41jingle bell1
#145joybuzzer182
#1289killer rag doll1
#58killing feather237
#241kite32
#502knuckle sandwich45
#82laser-broiled pear83
#349lavender candy heart65
#491left half of a heart necklace1
#48leftover Crimbo rations4
#174lemonade marble1
#1751length of string1
#59licorice garrote24
#153little round pebble2
#98live wire7
#141llama lama gong41
#1726logic synthesizer1
#377los chinos1
#94love song of disturbing obsession127
#102love song of icy revenge101
#150love song of naughty innuendo51
#105love song of smoldering passion108
#97love song of sugary cuteness118
#108love song of vague ambiguity118
#218lucky Crimbo tiki necklace1
#599lucky rabbit's foot11
#1347mad scientist's sock monkey1
#153magical ice cube with a fly in it172
#235mandarina colada with a fly in it1
#1086marionette1
#51marionette collective11
#13mass of wriggling tentacles5
#48memory of a CA base pair2
#91memory of a CG base pair1
#84memory of a CT base pair1
#207memory of some delicious amino acids4
#145miniature antlers1
#108misfit dolly1
#16misfit hobby horse4
#52misfit teddy bear2
#1041monomolecular yo-yo20
#117mood ring122
#348motivational poster12
#58mylar scout drone70
#61myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball5
#255nanite-infested candy cane65
#107nanite-infested eggnog36
#96nanite-infested fruitcake40
#178nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear22
#1183nanofiber cloth1
#58night-vision goggles15
#2263obsidian dagger4
#1392old sweatpants15
🥇old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie1
#140oozenog18
#375orange candy heart82
#525orange glowstick4
#153outrageous sombrero1
#66oversized fish scaler34
#1559pack of KWE trading card1
#52pair of bolt cutters26
#121pair of ragged claws3
🥉pair of twitching claws20
#189palm-frond capris1
#213palm-frond whip1
#196paperclip250
#103paperclip cape1
#91paperclip turban1
#101paperclip-on tie1
#146paranormal ricotta4
#85parasitic claw3
#40parasitic headgnawer3
#43parasitic strangleworm3
#31parasitic tentacles3
#189party hat17
#76passable elf mask30
#212patent leather shoes31
#253peanut brittle shield13
#58penguin focaccia bread111
#171penguin thesaurus38
#116perpendicular hula with a fly in it2
#97personal massager415
#264personalized birthday cake6
#148personalized coffee mug488
#998pet rock7
#142pet rock "Groucho" disguise172
#122pet rock "Snooty" disguise198
#21pile of loose snow5
#323pink candy heart83
#553pink glowstick4
#524pink-frosted astral cupcake1
#636plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#51pocketwatch on a chain28
#45poison pen20
#76polyalloy shield21
#390portable photocopier17
#123possessed top44
#353potted cactus9
#62potted fern19
#43pottery club1
#52pottery hat1
#42pottery shield1
#12pottery training pants2
#1614prehistoric spear1
#623pretty bouquet1
#2037pretty flower1
#196prismatic wad15
#66pulsing flesh34
#1068quantum polarity inducer1
#1303rag doll1
#866razor-tipped yo-yo9
#1404really dense meat stack2
#1005recursive spline reticulator1
#93red China marble4
#353red-and-green sweater7
#253reflection of a map1
#1107reverse-oscillating klystron1
#304right half of a heart necklace2
#48rigid carapace50
#57roboduck-on-a-string18
#20robotronic egg1,152
#1431[2108]rock1
#182rockin' wagon with a fly in it1
#65rogue swarmer279
#1272rubber WWBD? bracelet6
#1290rubber WWJD? bracelet6
#762rubber WWSPD? bracelet10
#825rubber WWtNSD? bracelet9
#170rubber emo roe172
#2416sandwich of the gods1
#63sawblade fragment252
#1031sawblade shield1
#66scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker435
#83scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker508
#82scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker543
#56scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker929
#66scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker531
#49seal-blubber candle98
#65sealhide belt1
#76sealhide buckler1
#68sealhide gloves1
#74sealhide hood1
#63sealhide leggings1
#68sealhide moccasins1
#66sealhide snare16
#86sealhide whip1
#1088servomechanical torsion facilitator1
#97severed flipper2
#422severed rocking horse head1
#52sewer nuggets600
#72sharpened hubcap1
#236shimmering tendrils3
#2313shiny ring3
#1807skull-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#238slap and tickle with a fly in it1
#1097sleeping snowy owl1
#434sleeping stocking6
#201slime-soaked hypophysis1
#707slow jam collection5
#43snailmail hauberk1
#99snapdragon pistil7
🥉snow belly1
#10snow hat1
🥉snow pants1
#108snowball10
#1348sock monkey1
#2328solid gold bowling ball2
#114space jam6
#905spade necklace8
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#2774spectre scepter4
#554spooky bindle1
#804spooky eggnog7
#1856spooky felt1
#1892spooky length of string1
#1600spooky stuffing1
#1572spooky toy wheel1
#1767spooky wooden block1
#368steamy ruby2
#1029stick1
#179stick of "gum"11
#114stick-on eyebrow piercing513
#1520stick-on-a-string1
#493stinkin' bindle1
#330string of Crimbo lights2
#1931stringy sinew1
#966stuffed Baron von Ratsworth45
#99stuffed Cheshire bitten252
#74stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech287
#1152stuffed Meat37
#358stuffed alien blob17
#105stuffed angry cow260
#104stuffed astral badger266
#108stuffed baby gravy fairy259
#165stuffed bandersnatch1
#577stuffed can of asparagus5
#99stuffed cocoabo268
#1529stuffed crazy bastard sword2
#578stuffed dodecapede5
#906stuffed doppelshifter11
#110stuffed flaming gravy fairy249
#110stuffed frozen gravy fairy266
#278stuffed ghuol whelp5
#141stuffed gray blob302
#87stuffed hand turkey289
#977stuffed key47
#1291stuffed martini4
#90stuffed mind flayer290
#1140stuffed mink37
#1315stuffed monocle30
#1715stuffed ninja snowman1
#115stuffed scary death orb254
#121stuffed sleazy gravy fairy230
#102stuffed snowy owl253
#111stuffed spooky gravy fairy268
#100stuffed stinky gravy fairy255
#1409stuffed teddy butler27
#1115stuffed tin of caviar40
#869stuffed treasure chest58
#114stuffed undead elbow macaroni246
#246stuffed zmobie5
#2643stuffing1
#187sturdy Crimbo crate100
#1049sub-molecular interocitor1
#93sugar banana16
#154sugar cherry5
#252sugar shard2
#340sugar sheet1
#719suntan lotion of moxiousness1
#1225support cummerbund2
#35sushi-rolling mat1
#1153synthetic stuffing1
#188tainted seal's blood1
#223tangarita with a fly in it1
#970tattered paper crown1
#1586teddy bear2
#450teddy borg21
#393theoretical string38
#509three-tiered wedding cake1
#71throwing wrench28
🥇time sleigh1
#174tin star1
#83tiny bottle of absinthe384
#365tiny plastic 11 Dealer2
#2176tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf3
#2118tiny plastic Axe Wound3
#2096tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth2
#1174tiny plastic Beelzebozo4
#384tiny plastic Best Game Ever1
#3938tiny plastic Black Knight1
#2067tiny plastic Bonerdagon2
#42tiny plastic Boris1
#2048tiny plastic Boss Bat2
#445tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ1
#3347tiny plastic Cheshire bat5
#329tiny plastic Crimbo Casino2
#3080tiny plastic Crimbo elf2
#2896tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer2
#1747tiny plastic Crimbo wreath2
#290tiny plastic Crimbomination2
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#344tiny plastic Don Crimbo2
#79tiny plastic Dr. Awkward1
#31tiny plastic Ed the Undying2
#1499tiny plastic Felonia3
#2168tiny plastic G Imp3
#1761tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser4
#1739tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester4
#1767tiny plastic Hellion4
#2826tiny plastic Iiti Kitty2
#49tiny plastic Jarlsberg1
#2059tiny plastic Knob Goblin King2
#1447tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter5
#2165tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl3
#2181tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist3
#2140tiny plastic Knott Yeti3
#84tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven1
#593tiny plastic Mob Penguin2
#403tiny plastic Mr. Mination1
#2764tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy2
#2183tiny plastic Protagonist3
#1530tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#51tiny plastic Sneaky Pete1
#2121tiny plastic Spam Witch3
#2135tiny plastic Spunky Princess3
#49tiny plastic Susie1
#2056tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski2
#2059tiny plastic The Man2
#2150tiny plastic Trouser Snake3
#1809tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo2
#1763tiny plastic XXX pr0n4
#1794tiny plastic accordion thief3
#1733tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#1258tiny plastic angry bugbear6
#3948tiny plastic angry goat4
#2192tiny plastic anime smiley3
#1457tiny plastic apathetic lizardman5
#2803tiny plastic astronomer2
#4862tiny plastic baby gravy fairy3
#4900tiny plastic barrrnacle3
#1451tiny plastic beanbat5
#1716tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar3
#3948tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball4
#1235tiny plastic blooper6
#1767tiny plastic brainsweeper4
#1753tiny plastic briefcase bat4
#540tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite2
#1813tiny plastic cocoabo10
#3958tiny plastic coffee pixie4
#926tiny plastic conservationist hippy5
#2753tiny plastic cubist bull2
#2188tiny plastic demoninja3
#2690tiny plastic disco bandit2
#2159tiny plastic drunk goat3
#569tiny plastic fat stack of cash2
#428tiny plastic fax machine1
#2137tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus3
#2829tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker2
#2799tiny plastic fluffy bunny2
#2814tiny plastic fruit golem2
#3988tiny plastic fuzzy dice4
#3965tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick4
#6155tiny plastic ghuol whelp2
#2803tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers2
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#1764tiny plastic goth giant4
#3310tiny plastic grue5
#2795tiny plastic handsome mariachi2
#2707tiny plastic hermit2
#427tiny plastic hobo elf1
#2256tiny plastic howling balloon monkey8
#3902tiny plastic killer bee4
#1741tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box4
#2501tiny plastic leprechaun7
#3933tiny plastic levitating potato4
#1757tiny plastic lobsterfrogman4
#4847tiny plastic mosquito3
#579tiny plastic mutant elf2
#1765tiny plastic ninja snowman4
#2601tiny plastic pastamancer2
#67tiny plastic protector spectre1
#8099tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#1814tiny plastic sauceror3
#2176tiny plastic scary clown3
#1767tiny plastic seal clubber3
#2783tiny plastic senile lihc2
#1559tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#2158tiny plastic smarmy pirate3
#1720tiny plastic spiny skelelton4
#4899tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton3
#1464tiny plastic spooky vampire5
#3948tiny plastic stab bat4
#4016tiny plastic star starfish4
#334tiny plastic stocking mimic2
#534tiny plastic strand of DNA2
#2894tiny plastic sweet nutcracker2
#2764tiny plastic taco cat2
#1429tiny plastic topiary golem5
#2659tiny plastic turtle tamer2
#2751tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni2
#2763tiny plastic warwelf2
#1045tiny plastic whitesnake7
#2166tiny plastic zmobie3
#107toe jam6
#1865tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#1404tooth1
#2527toothsome rock1
#102top40
#1359toy crazy train4
#78toy deathbot12
#1590toy hoverpad1
#2209toy jet pack1
#59toy maglev monorail17
#897toy mercenary6
#1342toy ray gun4
#428toy soldier4
#1041toy space helmet6
#650toy train3
#1821toy wheel1
#111traffic jam6
#193tree skirt2
#952tree-eating kite25
#1038tree-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#377triangular CRIMBCOOKIE4
#599tropical paperweight1
#1132tropical wrapping paper1
#84tulip11
#290turtle pheromones11
#88turtle wax shield1
#111turtlemail coif1
#131turtling rod1
#72twitching claw40
#417unearthly onyx1
#97unfortunate dumplings6
#508unstable DNA102
#2441unstable laser battery14
#728urinal cake1
#2525vampire duck-on-a-string1
#51very large caltrop1
#83vibrating cyborg knife31
#119vitachoconutriment capsule35
#655wad of cotton3
#179water-polo cap1
#1538wheel1
#359white candy heart73
#129whoopie cushion196
#766wind-up chattering teeth37
#1221wooden block1
#1042wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#1157wrench bracelet1
#18wumpus-hair bolo2
#12wumpus-hair loincloth1
#14wumpus-hair net1
#11wumpus-hair sweater1
#27wumpus-hair whip1
#14wumpus-hair wig1
#170x-ray specs129
#464yellow candy heart65
#402yellow snowcone86
#2204yo1
#1164yo-yo13

Wow, that's 39,798 items total!

what items are this player missing?