Museum :: Webley

Webley

Rank	Item	Quantity
#639	"DRINK ME" potion	1
#23	"Remember the Trees" Shirt	159
#13	"caramel" orange	171
#58	"meat" stick	12
#474	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	3
#267	1-ball	21
#72	100-Watt bulb	1
#59	11-leaf clover	13
#309	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	27
#663	2-ball	5
#34	20-lb can of rice and beans	7
#124	25-meat staff	1
#343	3-ball	14
#120	30669 scroll	99
#317	33398 scroll	65
#60	334 scroll	116
#54	37x37x37 puzzle cube	133
#380	4-ball	12
#442	4-dimensional guitar	1
#343	5-ball	14
#266	6-ball	21
#158	64067 scroll	3
#197	668 scroll	6
#921	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#248	7-ball	25
#87	8-ball	639
#626	9-ball	1
#66	Afternoon Delight	3
#42	Amulet of Yendor	400
#218	Angry Farmer candy	712
#392	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	1
#1134	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#51	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	2
#26	Azurite	1,002
#431	BRICKO brick	6
#451	BRICKO eye brick	1
#523	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	2
#291	Bash-Ōs cereal	1
#58	Bastille Battalion cheese wheel	1
#24	Ben-Gal™ Balm	1,111
#147	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	6
#333	Bit O' Ectoplasm	7
#132	Black Body™ spray	2
#509	Black No. 2	6
#748	Blackfly Chardonnay	1
#290	Blatantly Canadian	9
#568	Blood Light	1
#32	Bloody Nora	4
#184	Boozehounds Anonymous token	4
#232	Boris's key lime	1
#309	Boris's key lime pie	2
#161	Boris's ring	10
#109	Boulevardier cocktail	2
#118	Bowl of Scorpions	1
#30	Brain Food Pastaco	1
#82	Breakfast Blast wine cooler	1
#1742	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1
#451	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	13
#1504	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#58	Bustle Hustler	1
#588	C.H.U.M. knife	1
#183	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
#1552	CRIMBCO mug	3
#253	CRIMBCO scrip	1,460
#1421	CRIMBCO wine	3
#2427	CRIMBCOIDS mints	1
#177	CSA cheerfulness ration	6
#200	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	2
#45	Caipiranha	1
#179	Camp Scout pup tent	1
#83	Candicaine	1
#66	Candy Alexander	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#123	Cherry Cloaca Cola	14
#73	Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	1
#80	Choco-Mint patty	2
#20	Christmas ham	9
#571	Chroner	1
#43	Chubby and Plump bar	1
#37	Churchill	1
#1078	Cloaca grenade	8
#1157	Cloaca-Cola	8
#1061	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	2
#999	Cloaca-Cola helmet	2
#490	Cloaca-Cola shield	5
#121	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	6
#117	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	8
#163	Coinspiracy	3
#2465	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#864	Cold Hots candy	3
#348	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	2
#89	Comma Chameleon egg	1
#164	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	3
#331	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	2
#393	Corpse Island iced tea	13
#111	Crimbo crystal shards	1
#13	Crimbo food scraps	622
#55	Crimbo paste	2
#205	Crimbo pie	13
#228	Crimbo train emergency brake	1
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#650	Crimbo wreath	1
#53	Crimbojito	9
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#171	Crimbosmopolitan	1
#472	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	1
#23	Crimbow Rainbo	4
#338	Crimboween memo	27
#216	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	1
#94	Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	6
#209	Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	11
#18	Crimbuccaneer shirt	32
#3218	Crimbuck	1
#2654	Crown of the Goblin King	5
#301	D roll	7
#184	DUFRESNE Suds	7
#49	Dad's brandy	1
#963	Daffy Taffy	25
#40	Dark & Starry	2
#2663	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#202	Divine	3
#66	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	108
#509	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	6
#36	Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic	2
#137	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	5
#29	Doc's Special Reserve Wine	1
#1939	Dolphin King's crown	1
#91	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	158
#52	Doublepunchplanter	1
#1496	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#44	Drac & Tan	4
#396	Dramatic™ range	2
#27	Dreadsylvanian grimlet	1
#16	Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple	1
#15	Dreadsylvanian spooky pocket	18
#81	Dump Truck	1
#121	Duskwalker syringe	4
#207	Dust bunny	1
#467	Dyspepsi grenade	28
#435	Dyspepsi-Cola	147
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#673	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	2
#385	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	6
#174	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	4
#47	Earth and Firewater	1
#52	Easter eggnog	1
#41	Easter grasshopper	2
#423	Eau de Guaneau	1
#255	Effermint™ tablets	1
#227	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	14
#192	Elfin shortbread	5
#20	Ent cider	1,285
#51	Every Day is Like This Sundae	1
#30	Extrovermectin™	1
#27	Eye Agate	604
#42	Eye and a Twist	1
#45	Falcon™ Maltese Liquor	1
#121	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	1
#246	Fantasma en la Máquina	1
#40	Feliz Navidad	1
#325	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	26
#129	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	5
#25	Fettris	3
#82	Feynman gate	153
#41	Firewater	2
#120	Flamin' Whatshisname	1
#52	Flaming Caipiranha	2
#214	Frogade	1
#42	Fuzzy Tentacle	2
#264	Game Grid token	1
#84	Gathered Meat-Clip	3
🥈	General Assembly Module	3
#307	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	2
#12	Ghiaccio Colada	1
#54	Ghost Dog Chow	3
#89	Gin Mint	1
#202	Gnollish flyswatter	15
#594	Gnollish pie server	1
#31	Gnollish pie tin	1,129
#498	Gnollish plunger	3
#9	Gnollish sangria	47
#425	Gnollish slotted spoon	3
#252	Gnollish toolbox	19
#41	Gnomish sagngria	1
#995	Go-Wassail	2
#66	Golden Mean	1
#137	Gordon Bennett	4
#68	Great Older Fashioned	1
#51	Green Muslin	1
#168	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	11
#132	Hatorade	1
#33	Haymaker	2
#154	Hell broth	1
#76	Hell ramen	112
#52	Herringtini	1
#39	Hide-rox™ cookie	1
#29	Highest Bitter	2
#488	Hodgman's blanket	2
#97	Holiday Fun!	2
#15	Hollandaise helmet	1,549
#45	Ice Island Long Tea	4
#680	Iiti Kitty phone charm	1
#1555	Imp Ale	10
#62	Irish Coffee, English Heart	1
#41	Irish eggnog	2
#27	Island Hurricane	1
#28	Island Landslide	1
#27	Island Thunderstorm	1
#70	Jack-O-Lantern beer	5
#775	Jarlsberg's earring	1
#204	Jarlsberg's key lime	1
#245	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	3
#34	Jawmaster 2000™	1
#259	Jolly Roger charrrm	15
🥉	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	1,413
#731	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	5
#43	Jungle Juice	1
🥈	Junior LAAAAME merit badge	1
#67	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	1
#22	Kentucky-fried meat staff	4
#41	Kentucky-fried meat sword	3
#94	Knob GÃ¶blin lÃ²ve potion	1
#81	Knob Goblin Uberpants	9
#386	Knob Goblin elite helm	12
#997	Knob Goblin elite pants	1
#363	Knob Goblin elite polearm	13
#648	Knob Goblin elite shirt	5
#81	Knob Goblin eyedrops	12
#345	Knob Goblin firecracker	52
#1007	Knob Goblin harem pants	1
#456	Knob Goblin harem veil	7
#798	Knob Goblin love potion	4
#579	Knob Goblin melon baller	1
#549	Knob Goblin pants	12
#144	Knob Goblin perfume	27
#27	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	121
#449	Knob Goblin scimitar	17
#463	Knob Goblin seltzer	16
#746	Knob Goblin spatula	1
#941	Knob Goblin steroids	1
#264	Knob Goblin superseltzer	27
#366	Knob Goblin tongs	30
#400	Knob Goblin visor	12
#152	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	1
#79	Knob lo mein	6
#398	Knob mushroom	13
#192	Knob nuts	2
#300	Knob sausage	14
#136	Knob stir-fry	1
#122	Knob stroganoff	3
#85	Knoll lo mein	2
#343	Knoll mushroom	30
#260	Knoll shroomkabob	5
#111	Knoll stir-fry	1
#669	LED block	1
#24	Lapis Lazuli	916
#525	Lockenstock™ sandals	1
#39	Lollipop Drop	2
#39	London frog	1
#3901	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	1
#143	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	78
#452	Lucky Surprise Egg	8
#87	Lumineux Limnio	1
#272	M-242	40
#186	MSG	2
#437	Mace of the Tortoise	1
#183	Mad Train wine	602
#253	Mae West	2
#593	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	12
#195	Manetwich	4
#33	Manual of Secret Door Detection	1
#186	Marquis de Poivre soda	52
#848	Maxing, Relaxing	1
#530	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	1
#31	Meat Butler	1
#64	Meat maid	4
#261	Meleegra™ pills	40
#116	Mer-kin breastplate	1
#41	Mer-kin cookiestove	169
#113	Mer-kin hookspear	4
#32	Mer-kin paste	2
#67	Mer-kin roundshield	3
#89	Mer-kin sneakmask	2
#191	Mer-kin takebag	1
#1134	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	1
#1140	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	1
#91	Middle of the Road™ brand whiskey	1
#397	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#444	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#68	Mint Yulep	2
#33	Miserable Pie	2
#973	Mob Penguin cellular phone	13
#559	Mohawk wig	9
#62	Mohobo	1
#212	Mon Tiki	5
#525	Monstar energy beverage	2
#121	Moonds	1
#82	Mornington crescent roll	12
#361	Mountain Stream soda	56
#171	Mr. Balloon	1
#1318	Mr. Mediocrebar	28
#23	Mrs. Rush	2
#13	Mt. McLargeHuge oyster	546
#33	Mysterious Island iced tea	3
#374	NG	1
#153	Nardz energy beverage	5
#472	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#159	Neuromancer	5
#22	New Age healing crystal	2,490
#321	New Zealand iced tea	6
#39	Newark	1
#237	Newbiesport™ tent	11
#86	Nose Ring of Putrescence	1
#306	Now and Earlier	11
#38	O	10
#79	Oh, the Humanitini	1
#509	Oil of Parrrlay	1
#81	Orangemageddon wine cooler	1
#845	Orcish baseball cap	1
#341	Orcish cargo shorts	8
#328	Orcish frat-paddle	8
🥇	Orcish meat locker	6,021
#13	Othello's dagger	17
#121	P.B.L.T.	4
#62	PB&J with the crusts cut off	5
#56	PEEZ dispenser	277
#55	Paint A Vulgar Pitcher	3
#1599	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	2
#230	Penultimate Fantasy chest	116
#53	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	42
#196	Piddles	1
#629	Pine-Fresh air freshener	2
#192	Polka Pop	1
#476	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	1
#113	Psychotic Train wine	4
#44	Punchplanter	1
#56	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	24
#67	Racisto Ruidoso	7
#74	Radberry Rip wine cooler	1
#62	Ram's Face Lager	1,453
#1515	Rock Pops	21
#234	Rompedores de Fantasmas	1
#115	Russian Ice	1
#89	S.T.L.T.	1
#33	SMOOCH bottlecap	3
#82	Sangria de Menthe	1
#53	Sazerorc	1
#679	Schrödinger's thermos	10
#927	Senior Mints	3
🥇	Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip	150,000
#25	Siberian sunrise	3
#35	Simepore slime	2
#24	Skull Punch	1
#65	Slimebite	1
#26	Smuggler's Punch	1
#160	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	9
#254	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	3
#276	Snow Queen Crown	10
#244	Spam Witch sammich	181
#810	Spooky Surprise Egg	3
#478	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	1
#862	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	5
#7	Staff of the Peppermint Twist	1
#51	Steam Card: DemonStar (#1)	4
#52	Strikes Again Bigmouth	1
#213	Strix stix	3
#64	Suffering Sinner	1
#482	Sugar Cog	3
#509	Supernova Champagne	4
#181	Swizzler	44
#658	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	8
#610	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	69
#29	Tea, Earl Grey, Hot	2
#52	Tequiz Navidad	3
#62	Thanksgiving ration	1
#659	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	2
#4	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used)	1
#4	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used)	1
#5	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)	1
#8	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)	1
#7	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used)	1
#4	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#219	Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag	1
#39	This Charming Flan	4
#126	Tiger-lily's milk	17
#105	Trainbot circuitry	15
#147	Trainbot linkages	2
#140	Trainbot optics	5
#128	Trainbot plating	6
#125	Trainbot servomotors	9
#202	Trainbot slag	3
#142	Trainbot tubing	4
#60	Transylvania Sling	1
#349	Trollhouse cookies	105
#157	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#160	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#756	Typical Tavern swill	1
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
#123	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	30
#118	Unconscious Collective Dream Jar	1
🥈	Underworld acorn	1
🥈	Underworld trunk	1
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#72	Unspeakable Earring	1
#72	Unspeakachu	1
#700	Valentine	25
#1000	Wand of Nagamar	2
#237	Way More Tears™ pepper spray	1
#203	White Citadel burger	11
#118	White Citadel fries	13
#34	White Hyborian	11
#1955	Wint-O-Fresh mint	1
#472	Wolfman Nardz	1
#32	X	11
#134	X-37 gun	1
#100	Ye Olde Meade	11
#219	Ye Olde Medieval Insult	1
#244	Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	3
#1629	Yummy Tummy bean	71
#365	a butt tuba	1
#36	a little sump'm sump'm	246
#31	abominable snowcone	1,556
#57	absentee voter ballot	2
#75	abstraction: action	1
#69	abstraction: category	1
#56	abstraction: certainty	1
#22	abstraction: comprehension	1
#52	abstraction: joy	1
#85	abstraction: sensation	1
#70	abstraction: thought	2
#88	acceptable bagel	2
#176	accidental cider	11
#801	acid-squirting flower	2
#394	acoustic guitarrr	9
#108	actual tapas	3
#128	adder	9
#396	adder bladder	14
#54	agnolotti arboli	1
#298	agua de vida	3
#57	alien meat	4
#14	alien source code printout (used)	1
#518	all-purpose cleaner	4
#116	alpha-mail pants	1
#220	alphabet gum	8
#115	amok pudding	3
#499	amulet of extreme plot significance	22
#378	ancient Magi-Wipes	10
#179	ancient frozen dinner	13
#41	ancient medicinal herbs	2
#72	ancient pills	1
#161	ancient poisoned dart	12
#460	ancient protein powder	5
#534	ancient spice	1
#203	ancient stone fist	3
#191	ancient stone head	2
#1252	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	5
#143	anemone nematocyst	1
#98	angst burger	5
#35	animal part cracker	4
#1127	anniversary gift box	4
#1082	annoying pitchfork	1
#353	ant agonist	6
#272	ant hoe	1
#255	ant pick	1
#254	ant pitchfork	1
#285	ant rake	1
#83	anti-anti-antidote	100
#40	anticheese	666
#56	antimatter wad	8
#126	antique Canadian lantern	1
#223	antique greaves	40
#731	antique hand mirror	1
#230	antique helmet	42
#140	antique packet of ketchup	14
#201	antique shield	50
#219	antique spear	44
#485	armgun	1
#489	around the world	1
#128	arrrgyle socks	22
#158	artisanal limoncello	3
#433	asbestos apron	1
#435	asbestos crossbow	1
#122	asbestos helmet turtle	1
#583	asbestos ore	9
#78	asbestos thermos	2
#67	asparagus knife	144
#84	asparagus lo mein	3
#125	asparagus stir-fry	1
#451	aspirin	2
#388	asshat	3
#800	astral mushroom	5
#415	astronaut ice-cream	1
#529	astronaut pants	15
#107	atomic vector plotter	49
#131	automa-bot parts	1
#106	automatic catapult	1
#44	autumn-spice donut	3
#124	awful poetry journal	1,643
#87	bätzle	29
#188	baby cuddlefish	1
#624	baby killer bee	15
#30	baby oil shooter	2
#177	backwoods screwdriver	5
#186	baconstone earring	1
#262	baconstone ring	1
#5940	badass belt	3
#433	bag of Cheat-Os	15
#177	bag of GORF	5
#188	bag of GORP	4
#197	bag of QWOP	2
#64	bag of W&Ws	252
#43	bag of airline peanuts	479
#116	bag of gross foreign snacks	1
#753	bag of lard	1
#141	bag of park garbage	1
#29	baked stuffing	1
#294	balaclava	2
#301	balaclava baklava	9
#354	ball	18
#111	balloon helmet	4
#312	balloon sword	1
#214	ballroom blintz	22
#519	banana	8
#176	banana cream pie	3
#135	banana daiquiri	2
#413	banana peel	6
#208	banana spritzer	1
#552	bar skin	13
#12	barbed-wire fence	1,114
#99	bargain flash powder	11
#121	baritone accordion	1
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#65	barrel cracker	4
#78	barrel pickle	2
#25	barrel-aged eggnog	1
#1193	barrrnacle	7
#367	barskin hat	1
#88	barskin loincloth	1
#369	baseball	11
#112	basic meat crossbow	1
#98	basic meat fez	1
#96	basic meat helmet	2
#47	basic meat kilt	3
#78	basic meat pants	3
#86	basic meat skirt	1
#151	basic meat spork	1
#55	basic meat staff	4
#92	basic meat sword	3
#439	bat guano	18
#124	bat haggis	4
#89	bat hat	1
#362	bat wing	35
#156	bat wing kabob	2
#500	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	4
#784	batblade	1
#206	batgut	176
#926	bath ball gift set	4
#1167	battered Crimbo Crate	4
#227	battered hubcap	1
#224	bazookafish bubble gum	9
#214	beach glass bead	24
#288	beach glass necklace	1
#35	bean burrito	125
#168	beanbag chair	3
#78	beaver punch (papaya)	1
#42	beaver punch (peach)	4
#181	beavermouth	16
#140	beefy fish meat	4
#138	beer basted brat	1
#860	beer bomb	3
#46	beer cartilage	13
#182	beer goggles	2
#60	beer lens	87
#329	beer-scented teddy bear	1
#159	beertini	13
#493	bejeweled pledge pin	5
#340	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	3
#70	bent scrap metal	11
#148	berries of suffering	1
#111	bi-lateral logic compressor	37
#207	big bad voodoo mask	3
#272	big bass drum	3
#100	big dribbly candle	1
#531	big red clown nose	9
#151	big stick	2
#40	big stirring stick	2
#117	bigger stick	1
#656	bilge wine	4
#72	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	2
#159	bird rib	11
#1496	bit of clingfilm	1
#551	bit-o-cactus	2
#299	black & tan	7
#71	black Crimbo ball	103
#15	black belt	13
#41	black candy heart	397
#59	black cherry soda	17
#69	black cloak	7
#189	black facepaint	1
#199	black forest cake	22
#358	black forest ham	4
#168	black gold	2
#370	black greaves	5
#547	black helmet	2
#390	black kettle drum	1
#82	black label	12
#162	black paisley oyster egg	26
#373	black pepper	4
#257	black picnic basket	6
#32	black pixel	1,663
#158	black plastic oyster egg	25
#222	black polka-dot oyster egg	24
#391	black pudding	5
#60	black sheepskin diploma	10
#399	black shield	4
#373	black snake skin	12
#463	black snowcone	6
#349	black spot	2
#833	black striped oyster egg	6
#487	black sword	3
#179	blackberry	113
#226	blackberry slippers	1
#115	blended frozen swill	2
#518	blind-packed capsule toy	1
#786	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	8
#84	blood and blood	1
#998	blood flower	4
#57	blood-drive sticker	2
#191	blood-faced volleyball	3
#401	bloody beer	23
#487	bloody clown pants	9
#82	bloody mary	37
#60	blue paisley oyster egg	36
#366	blue pixel	172
#211	blue pixel potion	5
#76	blue plastic oyster egg	61
#483	blue polka-dot oyster egg	9
#371	blue snowcone	31
#54	blue striped oyster egg	62
🥈	blue traffic cone	1
#333	blundarrrbus	1
#243	boilermaker	1
#13	bone collar	34
#488	bone rattle	2
#117	book of matches	9
#613	booty chest charrrm	3
#105	booty chest charrrm bracelet	1
#980	borg sock monkey	1
#112	boring spaghetti	7
#392	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	1
#307	bottle of Definit	2
#296	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	3
#149	bottle of Evermore	1
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#44	wind-up chattering teeth	471
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#19	yule grog	2
#165	yule gruel	2
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#168	yummy death watch beetle	2
#19	zmobie	124
#68	zombie	1
#1201	zombie pineal gland	3

Wow, that's 418,325 items total!

what items are this player missing?