Museum :: ZaphodB42

ZaphodB42

Rank	Item	Quantity
#336	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#247	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
#279	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
#256	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#223	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#295	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#225	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
#967	A. W. O. L. commendation	1
#414	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#2230	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#834	Angelhair Culottes	1
🥇	Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy	1
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#1044	BGE merchandise order form	1
#565	BGE pocket calendar	1
#1447	BGE shotglass	1
#675	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#957	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#246	Baja sopapilla	3
#842	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	1
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#48	BittyCar HotCar	1
#36	BittyCar MeatCar	1
#39	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#413	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#46	Black Angus blackburger	1
#908	Bling of the New Wave	1
#521	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#40	Brimstone Beret	1
#64	Brimstone Bludgeon	1
#101	Brimstone Boxers	1
#24	Brimstone Bracelet	1
#32	Brimstone Brooch	1
#40	Brimstone Bunker	1
#1502	Bulky Buddy Box	1
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#1118	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#1053	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#1020	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#2097	CRIMBCO mug	1
#1700	CRIMBCO scrip	5
#1938	CRIMBCO wine	1
#1703	CRIMBCOIDS mints	3
#1190	CRIMBCOLOAF	4
#194	Cheer-Up soda	1
#51	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	1
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#740	Claw of the Infernal Seal	1
#168	Cloaca Cola Polar	1
#2464	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#1368	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#134	Crimbeau de toilette	1
#1483	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	1
#673	Crimbo Credit	1
#161	Crimbo candle	1
#18	Crimbo dog sweater	1
#531	Crimbo salad	1
#651	Crimbo wreath	1
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#361	Crimbonium fuel rod	1
#118	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	1
#135	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	1
🥈	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	1
#111	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	1
#268	Crimbot battery	1
#471	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	1
#243	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	1
#210	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	1
#15	Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper	1
#38	Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	1
#210	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	1
#224	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	1
#259	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	1
#245	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	1
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	1
#244	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	1
#246	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	1
#259	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	1
#15	Crimbot schematic: Gun Face	1
#211	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	1
#205	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	1
#474	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	1
#247	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	1
#26	Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack	1
#30	Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler	1
#219	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	1
#460	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	1
#363	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	1
#244	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	1
#218	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	1
#459	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	1
#245	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	1
#216	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	1
#24	Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis	1
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator	1
#374	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	1
#14	Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt	1
#472	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	1
#366	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	1
#462	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	1
#253	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	1
#39	Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	1
#23	Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm	1
#20	Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs	1
#13	Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball	1
#179	Crimboysters Rockefeller	1
#3011	Crimbuck	3
#1539	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	1
#2661	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#454	Disco Banjo	1
#1785	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
#2384	Elder Turtle Shell	1
#39	En Una Fila Tequila	2
#1165	FDKOL commendation	1
#245	Fantasma en la Máquina	1
#63	Frown Exerciser	1
#226	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	3
#248	Fudgie Roll	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#777	Galapagosian Cuisses	1
#787	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	1
#1049	Go-Wassail	1
#725	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	1
#1440	Green Clover of Justice	1
🥉	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	1
#303	Inner Strength	1
#316	Inner Truth	1
#305	Inner Wisdom	1
#1674	Iron Beta of Industry	1
#1195	Jack-in-the-box	1
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#127	Kevlar balloon	1
#724	Krakrox's Loincloth	1
#669	LED block	1
#241	La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	1
#815	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	1
#229	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#778	Lederhosen of the Night	1
#437	Mace of the Tortoise	1
#694	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	1
#331	Microplushie: Bropane	34
#483	Microplushie: Dorkonide	6
#270	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	20
#454	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	4
#379	Microplushie: Gothochondria	20
#383	Microplushie: Hippylase	28
#294	Microplushie: Hipsterine	4
#345	Microplushie: Hobomosome	16
#370	Microplushie: Otakulone	33
#416	Microplushie: Raverdrine	15
#375	Microplushie: Sororitrate	24
#133	Mini-Crimbot crate	1
#397	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#444	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#182	Mylar balloon	1
#726	Newman's Own Trousers	1
#1574	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	1
#1269	Orange Star of Sacrifice	1
#525	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
#136	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	17
#292	Pasta Spoon of Peril	1
#814	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#407	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	5
#374	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	4
#274	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	3
#443	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	3
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	1
#241	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	6
#348	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	6
#151	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	5
#288	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	5
#293	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	7
#578	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	1
#348	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	6
#575	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	3
#472	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	4
#389	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	5
#232	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
#260	Red Balloon of Valor	1
#646	Rock and Roll Legend	1
#234	Rompedores de Fantasmas	1
#2541	Scalp of Gorgolok	1
#887	Schrödinger's thermos	4
#492	Skully's hot chocolate	1
#153	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
#778	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	1
#828	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	1
#248	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	1
#803	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	1
#951	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	1
#5	The Big Book of Communism (used)	1
#526	The Cooler Out of Space	1
#4	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used)	1
#4	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used)	1
#5	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)	1
#8	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)	1
#7	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used)	1
🥉	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)	1
#967	The Joy of Wassailing	1
#58	The Necbronomicon (used)	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#362	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	11
#46	Thwaitgold ant statuette	11
#603	Thwaitgold bee statuette	4
#129	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	6
#659	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	2
#214	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	6
#210	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	16
#62	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	19
#145	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	11
#155	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	16
#10	Thwaitgold nit statuette	8
#32	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	8
#488	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	9
#323	Thwaitgold scorpion statuette	4
#219	Thwaitgold spider statuette	12
#234	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	19
#737	Thwaitgold termite statuette	6
#67	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	6
#1153	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	1
#319	Trivial Avocations Card: What?	1
#320	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	1
#312	Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	1
#306	Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	1
🥇	Trivial Avocations board game	1
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
#918	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	1
#35	Uncle Hobo's belt	1
#23	Uncle Hobo's epic beard	1
#26	Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants	1
#26	Uncle Hobo's stocking cap	1
#250	Uranium Omega of Temperance	1
#915	Volartta's bellbottoms	1
#771	Workytime Tea	1
#1612	Yellow Moon of Compassion	1
#1170	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#1006	acid-squirting flower	1
#14	alien source code printout (used)	1
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#124	ammonite candy mold	1
#1018	ammonite fossil	1
#679	anniversary balloon	1
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary pewter cape	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#126	antique Canadian lantern	1
#125	augmented-reality shades	1
#517	bacon bath ball	1
#502	bag of bones	1
#967	baggie of powdered sugar	5
#305	balloon helmet	1
#1029	balloon monkey	1
#312	balloon sword	1
#229	banana	28
#124	banana cream pie	5
#221	banana daiquiri	1
#389	banana smoothie	1
#251	banana supersucker	1
#968	bananagate	1
#93	bananarama bangle	1
#412	bark rootbeer	1
#1425	bath ball gift set	1
#1662	battered Crimbo Crate	1
#76	beaver punch (cherry)	1
#77	beaver punch (papaya)	1
#92	beaver punch (peach)	1
#255	beavermouth	1
#448	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	2
#123	belemnite candy mold	1
#977	belemnite fossil	1
#1005	big red clown nose	1
#702	bindlestocking	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#60	black and white cracker	5
#54	black brandy	1
#137	blank diary	1
#246	blank fudge mold	1
#518	blind-packed capsule toy	1
#393	blind-packed die-cast metal toy	1
#2625	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	6
#668	bloody clown pants	4
#75	blue raspberry troll doll	1
#537	bone chips	20
#498	borg sock monkey	3
#953	bottle of Blank-Out	1
#165	bottle of Crimbognac	1
#714	bottle of bubbles	1
#408	bottle of fire	1
#408	bottle of peppermint schnapps	1
#93	bottle of pirate juice	8
#72	brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	1
#397	bread line	1
#205	breakfast mess	1
#142	breakfast miracle	1
#2708	brick	1
#89	broken warbear gyrocopter	1
#271	buñuelos Jaliscos	2
#296	bubble-wrap simulator	1
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#1272	buckyball	2
#35	bundle of "fragrant" herbs	1
#466	bungle in the jungle	1
#228	burrowgrub hive	1
#255	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	3
#951	can of Binarrrca	8
#485	can of CRIMBCOLA	6
#396	can of franks 'n' beans	1
#300	candied bolts	5
#287	candied nuts	5
#1062	candy kneecapping stick	3
#340	candy knuckles	6
#792	canteen of wine	27
#234	cement sandals	4
#117	chakra malt	1
#266	chakra sludge	1
#129	chakra-mental wine	1
#943	cheap elven gloves	3
#128	cheer extractor	1
#185	cheer-o-gram	1
#108	cheerful Crimbo sweater	1
#87	cheerful antler hat	1
#86	cheerful pajama pants	1
#576	chloroform rag	1
#299	choco-Crimbot	1
#502	chocolate bath ball	1
#557	chocolate cigar	1
#1441	chunk of depleted Grimacite	4
#68	cinnamon troll doll	1
#21	circle drum	1
#662	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	3
#798	clown shoes	1
#146	clown skin	65
#112	clown wig	2
#202	clownskin harness	1
#31	coarse hemp socks	1
#101	communal gobstopper	6
🥉	control crystal	1
#313	cookie cookie	3
#688	crystalline cheer	1
#262	crystallized memory	1
#593	cyborg doll	2
#840	cyborg stompin' boot	3
#314	cylindrical mold	1
#398	delicious salad	140
#385	deluxe fax machine	1
#507	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	1
#1607	dollhive	1
#107	donkey flipbook	7
#30	dreadful box	1
#1576	dusty Crimbo crate	1
#3661	easter egg balloon	3
#548	electrical thingamabob	1
#62	electronic dulcimer pants	1
#32	elf ploughshare	1
#579	elven limbos gingerbread	23
#1052	elven cellocello	19
#394	elven moonshine	29
#685	elven socks	6
#1122	elven suicide capsule	17
#20	elven tambourine	1
#193	elven whittling knife	1
#258	executive mime flask	2
#175	faded green protest sign	1
#145	faded red protest sign	1
#1008	fake plastic grass	1
#410	fancy chocolate car	7
#855	festive holiday hat	4
#1174	festive sausage	1
🥈	festive warbear bank	1
#129	fitness wristband	1
#238	flan del mar	3
#271	flask of mining oil	1
#336	flask of tainted mining oil	1
#164	floaty inverse geode	1
#143	fluid of fudge-finding	1
#793	foolscap fool's cap	1
#740	frigid fudgepuck	1
#380	fudge bunny	1
#197	fudge cube	1
#843	fudge lily	1
#259	fudge spork	1
#1415	fudgecule	1
#179	fudgecycle	1
#219	fudgesicle	1
#203	gamma nog	1
#136	giant green gummi bear	1
#173	giant green gummi ingot	1
#134	giant red gummi bear	1
#163	giant red gummi ingot	1
#132	giant yellow gummi bear	1
#168	giant yellow gummi ingot	1
#427	gift-a-pult	1
#608	gingerbread house	1
#2417	gingerbread mutant bugbear	2
#634	gingerbread robot	2
#263	glow-in-the-dark wristwatch	1
#692	golden ring	40
#89	government	1
#70	grape troll doll	1
#1386	gray bow tie	1
#882	green balloon	1
#241	green drunki-bear	1
🥉	green face paint	1
#1010	green gummi ingot	1
#54	grilled cheese sandwich	1
#296	grilled mooseflank	1
#171	gummi ammonite	1
#165	gummi belemnite	1
#68	gummi bowtie	1
#197	gummi canary	1
#201	gummi salamander	1
#241	gummi snake	1
#170	gummi trilobite	1
#616	gyroscope	4
#112	hambrosier	1
#236	handmade hobby horse	1
#1454	heart-shaped balloon	1
#233	hemp candy necklace	4
#1024	herringcello	19
#283	high-energy mining laser	1
#867	holiday cheese log	1
#160	holiday log	1
#175	hot watered rum	1
#98	hushed puppy	4
#674	iGoogly	23
#1000	immense cyborg hand	5
#512	incense bath ball	1
#2793	irradiated candy cane	1
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#318	java cookie	3
#1862	jawbruiser	1
#1066	jerky coins	1
#41	jingle bell	1
#918	killing feather	44
#1110	knuckle sandwich	8
#897	kumquartz	1
#84	kumquartz ring	1
#250	kumquat supersucker	1
#2060	laser-broiled pear	11
#178	leftover Crimbo rations	1
#975	licorice garrote	3
#661	licorice root	1
#233	lime supersucker	1
#24	little red book	1
#120	live wire	6
#988	lollipop stick	1
#930	long skinny balloon	1
#7	makeshift cape	42
#25	makeshift crane	42
#5	makeshift skirt	42
#5	makeshift turban	42
#836	maple syrup	1
#575	marionette collective	1
#18	mime army infiltration glove	1
#22	mime army insignia (cryonics)	1
#25	mime army insignia (espionage)	1
#24	mime army insignia (infantry)	1
#25	mime army insignia (intelligence)	1
#26	mime army insignia (morale)	1
#17	mime army insignia (psychological warfare)	1
#38	mime army insignia (pyrotechnics)	1
#18	mime army insignia (sanitation)	1
#227	mime army rations	1
#73	mime pocket probe	1
🥇	mime-proof sunglasses	1
#78	miming beret	1
#84	miming boots	1
#100	miming corduroys	1
#93	miming gloves	1
#96	miming shirt	1
#145	miniature antlers	1
#109	misfit teddy bear	1
#484	monomolecular yo-yo	121
#240	mooseflank	1
#1339	motivational poster	1
#178	muffled muffuletta	3
#106	muskox-skin cap	1
#667	mylar scout drone	7
#248	myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball	1
#1036	nanite-infested candy cane	10
#1929	nanite-infested eggnog	3
#2618	nanite-infested fruitcake	2
#3424	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	1
#25	nasty-smelling moss	1
#289	nega-mushroom	1
#375	negative lump	1
#211	neutron lollipop	1
#647	night-vision goggles	3
#41	nuclear stockpile	1
#417	nugget of Crimbonium	1
#143	nut-shaped Crimbo cookie	6
#52	oldcake	5
#601	oozenog	6
#1088	oversized fish scaler	5
#926	pack of pogs	1
#512	pair of bolt cutters	6
#141	pair of pearidot earrings	1
#319	pair of ragged claws	1
#1215	paperclip	1
#103	paperclip cape	1
#99	paperclip pants	1
#141	paperclip sproinger	1
#91	paperclip turban	1
#101	paperclip-on tie	1
#363	parasitic claw	1
#228	parasitic headgnawer	1
#234	parasitic strangleworm	1
#190	parasitic tentacles	1
#625	passable elf mask	8
#1141	patent leather shoes	2
#663	peanut brittle shield	1
#207	pear supersucker	1
#892	pearidot	1
#887	penguin focaccia bread	21
#963	penguin thesaurus	5
#471	peppermint tailings	1
#131	perl necklace	4
#614	personal massager	7
#614	petit 4.1	2
#190	petit fortran	4
#168	pile of loose snow	1
#9	pine cone necklace	1
#636	plastic Crimbo reindeer	1
#529	plastic ingot	1
#329	plexiglass pikestaff	1
#289	plexiglass pith helmet	1
#611	pocketwatch on a chain	5
#501	pog #01 (spider)	1
#483	pog #02 (Knob goblin)	1
#481	pog #03 (warwelf)	1
#482	pog #04 (skleleton)	1
#501	pog #05 (ninja snowman)	1
#488	pog #06 (filthy hippy)	1
#494	pog #07 (orcish frat boy)	1
#495	pog #08 (hellion)	1
#492	pog #09 (pirate)	1
#513	pog #10 (hobo)	1
#498	pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress)	1
#1087	poison pen	1
#107	polka-dot bow tie	5
#315	polyalloy shield	9
#1023	portable photocopier	1
#42	potion of spiritual gunkifying	1
#438	powdered candy sushi set	4
#82	pregnant gloomy black mushroom	2
#224	primitive candy cane	2
#321	psycho sweater	1
#538	pulsing flesh	7
#503	quantum taco	16
#301	radiation-resistant helmet	1
🥈	record of infuriating silence (used)	1
🥉	record of menacing silence (used)	1
🥈	record of tranquil silence (used)	1
#388	red ale	1
🥈	red and green rain stick	1
#29	red armband	1
#222	red drunki-bear	1
🥉	red face paint	1
#994	red gummi ingot	1
#649	red-and-green sweater	1
#28	reindeer hammer	1
#25	reindeer sickle	1
#45	reusable shopping bag	1
#58	ridiculous belt	1
#147	ridiculous cocktail	11
#499	rigid carapace	9
#1103	roboduck-on-a-string	1
#1319	robotronic egg	14
#76	rockfish stomach	10
#920	rogue swarmer	55
#231	ruby on canes	3
#121	runny fermented egg	3
#1099	sawblade fragment	46
#168	scotch on the rocks	1
#299	servo-assisted exo-pants	1
#172	shushed potatoes	3
#69	silent A	1
#138	silent B	1
#59	silent C	1
#63	silent D	1
#57	silent E	1
#77	silent F	1
#64	silent G	1
#135	silent H	1
#203	silent I	1
#173	silent J	1
#46	silent K	1
#150	silent L	1
#191	silent M	1
#69	silent N	1
#242	silent O	1
#212	silent P	1
#87	silent Q	1
#62	silent R	1
#69	silent S	1
#65	silent T	1
#64	silent U	1
#75	silent V	1
#123	silent W	1
#186	silent X	1
#67	silent Y	1
#121	silent Z	1
🥇	silent nightlight	1
#806	sleeping stocking	1
#1272	slow jam collection	1
#138	smart watch	1
#108	smoldering box	1
#217	sneaky wrapping paper	1
🥉	snow belly	1
#10	snow hat	1
🥉	snow pants	1
#145	solid gold bowling ball	124
#182	soul doorbell	1
#270	space jam	1
#70	space jam toast	1
#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1
#288	spiritual eggnog	1
#310	spiritual fruitcake	1
#304	spiritual gingerbread	1
#1103	square CRIMBCOOKIE	2
#1799	stainless steel scarf	1
#2244	stainless steel shillelagh	1
#2140	stainless steel skullcap	1
#2248	stainless steel slacks	1
#1862	stainless steel solitaire	1
#1708	stainless steel suspenders	1
#219	stale Cheer-E-Os	1
#219	stale cheer wine	1
#105	stapler bear	1
#61	stealth bomber	1
#689	strange shiny disc	4
#225	strawberry supersucker	1
#918	strawberyl	1
#77	strawberyl necklace	1
#599	string of Crimbo lights	1
#461	stuffed gray blob	90
#1712	sturdy Crimbo crate	1
#269	sucker bucket	1
#256	sucker hakama	1
#219	sucker kabuto	1
#804	sucker scaffold	1
#278	sucker tachi	1
#787	superheated fudge	1
#373	sweet mochi ball	9
#432	sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	2
#1153	synthetic stuffing	1
#1374	teddy borg	3
#38	terrible poem	42
#1434	theoretical string	1
#181	thick walrus blubber	1
#641	throwing wrench	7
#189	tiny bomb	1
#752	tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer	2
#301	tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory	6
#617	tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer	3
#611	tiny die-cast Don Crimbo	1
#499	tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer	4
#600	tiny die-cast Father Crimbo	1
#632	tiny die-cast Father Crimborg	1
#612	tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer	3
#332	tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer	6
#613	tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg	1
#758	tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer	2
#743	tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer	2
#324	tiny die-cast Swiss hen	2
#591	tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo	1
#731	tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign	2
#503	tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer	4
#186	tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg	3
#345	tiny die-cast blade a-spinning	2
#336	tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree	2
#240	tiny die-cast factory worker elf	7
#261	tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf	7
#98	tiny die-cast golden ring	4
#344	tiny die-cast goose a-laying	2
#71	tiny die-cast killing bird	5
#606	tiny die-cast middle-management elf	3
#616	tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf	3
#325	tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg	2
#389	tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf	5
#552	tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming	1
#189	tiny die-cast turtle mech	3
#649	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	1
#1464	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	5
#65	tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo	1
#108	tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	34
#1762	tiny plastic Axe Wound	4
#3114	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	1
#94	tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	22
#193	tiny plastic Beebee King	12
#1544	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	3
#384	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
#267	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
#1191	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	4
#42	tiny plastic Boris	1
#3079	tiny plastic Boss Bat	1
#152	tiny plastic Bugbear Captain	7
#445	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
#61	tiny plastic Café Elf	1
#97	tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	35
#1057	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	17
#221	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	1
#154	tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel	14
#621	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	1
#4310	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	1
#1679	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	5
#2898	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	1
#86	tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva	1
#101	tiny plastic Crimbomega	1
#576	tiny plastic Crimbomination	1
#87	tiny plastic Crimborgatron	1
#101	tiny plastic Crimbot	1
#635	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	1
#115	tiny plastic Father McGruber	29
#284	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
#1752	tiny plastic G Imp	4
#174	tiny plastic GORM-8	1
#88	tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	1
#2805	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	2
#1465	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	5
#113	tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	33
#1245	tiny plastic Hellion	6
#1264	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	6
#785	tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker	1
#49	tiny plastic Jarlsberg	1
#168	tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	1
#3074	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	1
#1447	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	5
#1473	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	5
#2771	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	2
#2140	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	3
#77	tiny plastic Knows About Chakras	1
#73	tiny plastic Krampus	1
#97	tiny plastic Lord Flameface	10
#215	tiny plastic MechaElf	1
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#403	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#73	tiny plastic Norville Rogers	42
#2118	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	3
#1237	tiny plastic Protagonist	6
#144	tiny plastic Queen Bee	15
#114	tiny plastic Rene C. Corman	9
#83	tiny plastic Rudolph the Red	1
#102	tiny plastic Scott the Miner	34
#51	tiny plastic Sneaky Pete	1
#2121	tiny plastic Spam Witch	3
#1221	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	6
#49	tiny plastic Susie	1
#91	tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	1
#2056	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	2
#915	tiny plastic The Man	5
#68	tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare	1
#172	tiny plastic Toybot	1
#2150	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	3
#2947	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	1
#238	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	1
#130	tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	15
#1077	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	7
#75	tiny plastic Your Brain	1
#303	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#1057	tiny plastic accordion thief	5
#110	tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	1
#1800	tiny plastic angry bugbear	4
#2259	tiny plastic angry goat	8
#126	tiny plastic angry space marine	30
#78	tiny plastic angry vikings	1
#1240	tiny plastic anime smiley	6
#244	tiny plastic animelf	1
#2160	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	3
#2138	tiny plastic astronomer	3
#1408	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	13
#73	tiny plastic bad vibe	1
#1516	tiny plastic barrrnacle	12
#74	tiny plastic batbugbear	42
#1451	tiny plastic beanbat	5
#73	tiny plastic bee swarm	42
#123	tiny plastic beebee gunners	31
#80	tiny plastic beebee queue	41
#2572	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	2
#103	tiny plastic black ops bugbear	34
#92	tiny plastic blazing bat	35
#1509	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	12
#1780	tiny plastic blooper	4
#2217	tiny plastic brainsweeper	3
#1753	tiny plastic briefcase bat	4
#152	tiny plastic bugaboo	27
#95	tiny plastic buzzerker	37
#129	tiny plastic cavebugbear	29
#989	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#1813	tiny plastic cocoabo	10
#1824	tiny plastic coffee pixie	10
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#2096	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	2
#1764	tiny plastic cubist bull	4
#1778	tiny plastic demoninja	4
#1824	tiny plastic disco bandit	3
#2159	tiny plastic drunk goat	3
#101	tiny plastic exo-suited miner	1
#1018	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#428	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#1738	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	4
#2202	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	3
#88	tiny plastic fire servant	22
#2799	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	2
#2534	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	7
#1303	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	14
#1126	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	16
#1216	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	6
#1234	tiny plastic goth giant	6
#1527	tiny plastic grue	12
#2112	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	3
#1360	tiny plastic hermit	4
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#1652	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	11
#156	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	25
#1110	tiny plastic killer bee	16
#2184	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	3
#1078	tiny plastic leprechaun	17
#998	tiny plastic levitating potato	18
#1757	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	4
#71	tiny plastic mime executive	1
#73	tiny plastic mime functionary	1
#72	tiny plastic mime scientist	1
#74	tiny plastic mime soldier	1
#123	tiny plastic moneybee	31
#1213	tiny plastic mosquito	15
#135	tiny plastic mumblebee	28
#1036	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#2154	tiny plastic ninja snowman	3
#57	tiny plastic orphan	1
#1045	tiny plastic pastamancer	5
#75	tiny plastic peacannon	25
#58	tiny plastic reindeer	1
#1267	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	14
#694	tiny plastic sauceror	7
#2176	tiny plastic scary clown	3
#1767	tiny plastic seal clubber	3
#102	tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	1
#1782	tiny plastic senile lihc	4
#1474	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	5
#77	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	23
#2144	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	3
#1542	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	12
#1782	tiny plastic spooky vampire	4
#1153	tiny plastic stab bat	16
#1194	tiny plastic star starfish	15
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#2894	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	2
#1451	tiny plastic taco cat	5
#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#92	tiny plastic the Free Man	21
#2766	tiny plastic topiary golem	2
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#1832	tiny plastic turtle tamer	3
#1771	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	4
#192	tiny plastic warbear	1
#178	tiny plastic warbear fortress	1
#1447	tiny plastic warwelf	5
#2107	tiny plastic whitesnake	3
#55	tiny plastic wild beaver	1
#1766	tiny plastic zmobie	4
#266	toe jam	1
#58	toe jam toast	1
#46	toothbrush	42
#909	tourmalime	1
#106	tourmalime tourniquet	1
#222	towel	42
#67	toy Crimbot mega face	1
#67	toy Crimbot power glove	1
#64	toy Crimbot rocket legs	1
#62	toy Crimbot super fist	1
#899	toy deathbot	1
#1590	toy hoverpad	1
#921	toy maglev monorail	1
#89	traditional Crimbo cookie	10
#269	traffic jam	1
#60	traffic jam toast	1
#143	transparent nog	3
#1157	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	2
#139	trilobite candy mold	1
#923	trilobite fossil	1
#1104	twitching claw	4
#191	unfinished fruitcake	2
#396	unstable DNA	131
#1239	unstable laser battery	41
#1062	vibrating cyborg knife	7
#673	vitachoconutriment capsule	7
#188	warbear LP-ROM burner	1
#342	warbear accoutrements chunk	1
#186	warbear auto-anvil	1
#106	warbear badge	1
#478	warbear battery	1
#9	warbear battle greaves	1
#6	warbear bearserker greaves	1
#165	warbear bearserker mead	1
#252	warbear bearserker potion	1
#436	warbear beeping telegram	1
#170	warbear blizzard mead	1
#292	warbear breakfast machine assembler	1
#6	warbear ceremonial party pants	1
#188	warbear chemistry lab	1
#15	warbear dress bracers	1
#16	warbear dress greaves	1
#13	warbear dress helmet	1
#306	warbear drone assembler	1
🥉	warbear electric long johns	1
#5	warbear electric warscarf	1
#4	warbear electro-spiked helm	1
#297	warbear empathy chip	1
#20	warbear empathy chip (used)	1
#199	warbear energy bracers	1
#196	warbear exhaust manifold	1
#188	warbear exo-arm	1
#8	warbear fancy fedora	1
#197	warbear feasting bread	1
#190	warbear feasting mead	1
#8	warbear feathered fedora	1
#4	warbear fleece-lined long johns	1
#7	warbear fleece-lined warscarf	1
#210	warbear foil hat	1
#11	warbear goggles	1
#164	warbear gyro	1
#383	warbear gyrocopter	1
#5	warbear heated ushanka	1
#339	warbear helm fragment	1
#7	warbear high festival pants	1
#192	warbear high-efficiency still	1
🥈	warbear hoverbelt	1
#341	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	1
#168	warbear induction oven	1
#179	warbear jackhammer drill press	1
#199	warbear laser beacon	1
#13	warbear laser bowtie	1
#6	warbear lined ushanka	1
#273	warbear liquid overcoat	1
#9	warbear long johns	1
#435	warbear metalworking primer	1
#44	warbear metalworking primer (used)	1
#6	warbear nuclear bowtie	1
🥈	warbear officer greaves	1
#215	warbear officer requisition box	1
#198	warbear oil pan	1
#8	warbear party pants	1
#9	warbear plain fedora	1
#6	warbear plain helm	1
#7	warbear plain ushanka	1
#7	warbear plasma bowtie	1
#9	warbear polarized goggles	1
#422	warbear procedural hilarity drone	1
#381	warbear requisition box	1
#419	warbear robo-camouflage unit	1
#431	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	1
#10	warbear snowblindness goggles	1
#297	warbear soda machine assembler	1
#5	warbear spiked helm	1
#156	warbear thermoregulator bread	1
#344	warbear trouser fragment	1
#272	warbear wardance potion	1
#134	warbear warrior bread	1
#13	warbear warscarf	1
#651	warbear whosit	1
#252	warehouse key	1
#151	waterlogged crate	1
#630	white balloon	2
#830	wind-up meatcar	1
#229	yellow drunki-bear	1
#1013	yellow gummi ingot	1
#194	yule gruel	1
#102	yule pup	1

Wow, that's 4,459 items total!

what items are this player missing?