| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #1046 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #1448 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #246 | Baja sopapilla | 3 |
| #846 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #49 | BittyCar HotCar | 1 |
| #34 | BittyCar MeatCar | 1 |
| #38 | BittyCar SoulCar | 1 |
| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #46 | Black Angus blackburger | 1 |
| #911 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| #64 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 1 |
| #102 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #24 | Brimstone Bracelet | 1 |
| #32 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #1938 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #1701 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 3 |
| #1189 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #194 | Cheer-Up soda | 1 |
| #51 | ChibiBuddy™ (off) | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #170 | Cloaca Cola Polar | 1 |
| #2462 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #132 | Crimbeau de toilette | 1 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #676 | Crimbo Credit | 1 |
| #159 | Crimbo candle | 1 |
| #18 | Crimbo dog sweater | 1 |
| #531 | Crimbo salad | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #53 | Crimbomega drive chain | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #359 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 1 |
| #118 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| #134 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #110 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #268 | Crimbot battery | 1 |
| #472 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 1 |
| #244 | Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel | 1 |
| #211 | Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher | 1 |
| #15 | Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper | 1 |
| #38 | Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw | 1 |
| #210 | Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter | 1 |
| #224 | Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder | 1 |
| #260 | Crimbot schematic: Crab Core | 1 |
| #246 | Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer | 1 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head | 1 |
| #247 | Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun | 1 |
| #260 | Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun | 1 |
| #15 | Crimbot schematic: Gun Face | 1 |
| #211 | Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs | 1 |
| #206 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads | 1 |
| #475 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 1 |
| #248 | Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan | 1 |
| #26 | Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack | 1 |
| #30 | Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler | 1 |
| #220 | Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite | 1 |
| #460 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 1 |
| #363 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 1 |
| #244 | Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder | 1 |
| #218 | Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module | 1 |
| #459 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 1 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler | 1 |
| #217 | Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head | 1 |
| #24 | Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator | 1 |
| #375 | Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker | 1 |
| #14 | Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt | 1 |
| #473 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 1 |
| #367 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 1 |
| #462 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 1 |
| #254 | Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet | 1 |
| #39 | Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower | 1 |
| #23 | Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm | 1 |
| #19 | Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs | 1 |
| #13 | Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball | 1 |
| #179 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 1 |
| #3009 | Crimbuck | 3 |
| #1537 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #1783 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #39 | En Una Fila Tequila | 2 |
| #1169 | FDKOL commendation | 1 |
| #244 | Fantasma en la Máquina | 1 |
| #63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| #226 | Fudge Fiber Armor Plating | 3 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #775 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #1046 | Go-Wassail | 1 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #302 | Inner Strength | 1 |
| #314 | Inner Truth | 1 |
| #305 | Inner Wisdom | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #1197 | Jack-in-the-box | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #127 | Kevlar balloon | 1 |
| #721 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| #239 | La Fantasma y La Oscuridad | 1 |
| #813 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #227 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #776 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #694 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #330 | Microplushie: Bropane | 34 |
| #477 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 6 |
| #268 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 20 |
| #451 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 4 |
| #376 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 20 |
| #382 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 28 |
| #293 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 4 |
| #343 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 16 |
| #368 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 33 |
| #411 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 15 |
| #374 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 24 |
| #135 | Mini-Crimbot crate | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #182 | Mylar balloon | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #1567 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1267 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #524 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #129 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 17 |
| #291 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #407 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 5 |
| #374 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 4 |
| #274 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 3 |
| #442 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 3 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #241 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 6 |
| #348 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 6 |
| #149 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 5 |
| #288 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 5 |
| #293 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 7 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #348 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 6 |
| #574 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 3 |
| #471 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 4 |
| #389 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 5 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #233 | Rompedores de Fantasmas | 1 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #887 | Schrödinger's thermos | 4 |
| #492 | Skully's hot chocolate | 1 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #778 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 1 |
| #826 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 1 |
| #248 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier | 1 |
| #803 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #524 | The Cooler Out of Space | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #359 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 11 |
| #46 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 11 |
| #603 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 4 |
| #125 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 6 |
| #658 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 2 |
| #209 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 6 |
| #208 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 16 |
| #61 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 19 |
| #144 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 11 |
| #151 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 16 |
| #10 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 8 |
| #32 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 8 |
| #484 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 9 |
| #315 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 4 |
| #217 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 12 |
| #234 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 19 |
| #718 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 6 |
| #66 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 6 |
| #1151 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #318 | Trivial Avocations Card: What? | 1 |
| #319 | Trivial Avocations Card: When? | 1 |
| #311 | Trivial Avocations Card: Where? | 1 |
| #305 | Trivial Avocations Card: Who? | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #918 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 1 |
| #35 | Uncle Hobo's belt | 1 |
| #23 | Uncle Hobo's epic beard | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's stocking cap | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1169 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #1008 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #124 | ammonite candy mold | 1 |
| #1017 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #126 | antique Canadian lantern | 1 |
| #125 | augmented-reality shades | 1 |
| #519 | bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #501 | bag of bones | 1 |
| #967 | baggie of powdered sugar | 5 |
| #305 | balloon helmet | 1 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #310 | balloon sword | 1 |
| #230 | banana | 28 |
| #123 | banana cream pie | 5 |
| #220 | banana daiquiri | 1 |
| #389 | banana smoothie | 1 |
| #250 | banana supersucker | 1 |
| #966 | bananagate | 1 |
| #93 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #414 | bark rootbeer | 1 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #1661 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #74 | beaver punch (cherry) | 1 |
| #74 | beaver punch (papaya) | 1 |
| #88 | beaver punch (peach) | 1 |
| #252 | beavermouth | 1 |
| #447 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| #123 | belemnite candy mold | 1 |
| #975 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
| #1006 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #702 | bindlestocking | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #61 | black and white cracker | 5 |
| #54 | black brandy | 1 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #245 | blank fudge mold | 1 |
| #517 | blind-packed capsule toy | 1 |
| #394 | blind-packed die-cast metal toy | 1 |
| #2626 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 6 |
| #669 | bloody clown pants | 4 |
| #76 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
| #539 | bone chips | 20 |
| #499 | borg sock monkey | 3 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #164 | bottle of Crimbognac | 1 |
| #712 | bottle of bubbles | 1 |
| #409 | bottle of fire | 1 |
| #410 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #93 | bottle of pirate juice | 8 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| #400 | bread line | 1 |
| #204 | breakfast mess | 1 |
| #141 | breakfast miracle | 1 |
| #2704 | brick | 1 |
| #89 | broken warbear gyrocopter | 1 |
| #265 | buñuelos Jaliscos | 2 |
| #296 | bubble-wrap simulator | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1271 | buckyball | 2 |
| #35 | bundle of "fragrant" herbs | 1 |
| #465 | bungle in the jungle | 1 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #255 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 3 |
| #950 | can of Binarrrca | 8 |
| #484 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 6 |
| #397 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #302 | candied bolts | 5 |
| #288 | candied nuts | 5 |
| #1062 | candy kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #342 | candy knuckles | 6 |
| #793 | canteen of wine | 27 |
| #234 | cement sandals | 4 |
| #117 | chakra malt | 1 |
| #265 | chakra sludge | 1 |
| #129 | chakra-mental wine | 1 |
| #943 | cheap elven gloves | 3 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #184 | cheer-o-gram | 1 |
| #109 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
| #87 | cheerful antler hat | 1 |
| #86 | cheerful pajama pants | 1 |
| #575 | chloroform rag | 1 |
| #299 | choco-Crimbot | 1 |
| #504 | chocolate bath ball | 1 |
| #555 | chocolate cigar | 1 |
| #1441 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 4 |
| #68 | cinnamon troll doll | 1 |
| #21 | circle drum | 1 |
| #660 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #797 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #146 | clown skin | 65 |
| #112 | clown wig | 2 |
| #202 | clownskin harness | 1 |
| #30 | coarse hemp socks | 1 |
| #102 | communal gobstopper | 6 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #312 | cookie cookie | 3 |
| #683 | crystalline cheer | 1 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #594 | cyborg doll | 2 |
| #841 | cyborg stompin' boot | 3 |
| #313 | cylindrical mold | 1 |
| #398 | delicious salad | 140 |
| #385 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #505 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #107 | donkey flipbook | 7 |
| #29 | dreadful box | 1 |
| #1578 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #3662 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| #547 | electrical thingamabob | 1 |
| #62 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
| #32 | elf ploughshare | 1 |
| #580 | elven limbos gingerbread | 23 |
| #1051 | elven cellocello | 19 |
| #395 | elven moonshine | 29 |
| #685 | elven socks | 6 |
| #1122 | elven suicide capsule | 17 |
| #22 | elven tambourine | 1 |
| #194 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #257 | executive mime flask | 2 |
| #175 | faded green protest sign | 1 |
| #144 | faded red protest sign | 1 |
| #1010 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #857 | festive holiday hat | 4 |
| #1176 | festive sausage | 1 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #129 | fitness wristband | 1 |
| #235 | flan del mar | 3 |
| #271 | flask of mining oil | 1 |
| #338 | flask of tainted mining oil | 1 |
| #165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #142 | fluid of fudge-finding | 1 |
| #789 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #739 | frigid fudgepuck | 1 |
| #378 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #197 | fudge cube | 1 |
| #841 | fudge lily | 1 |
| #258 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #1412 | fudgecule | 1 |
| #177 | fudgecycle | 1 |
| #217 | fudgesicle | 1 |
| #201 | gamma nog | 1 |
| #135 | giant green gummi bear | 1 |
| #173 | giant green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #134 | giant red gummi bear | 1 |
| #162 | giant red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #130 | giant yellow gummi bear | 1 |
| #169 | giant yellow gummi ingot | 1 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| #610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #2420 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 2 |
| #636 | gingerbread robot | 2 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #89 | government | 1 |
| #70 | grape troll doll | 1 |
| #1387 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #242 | green drunki-bear | 1 |
| 🥉 | green face paint | 1 |
| #1008 | green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #51 | grilled cheese sandwich | 1 |
| #294 | grilled mooseflank | 1 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #67 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
| #197 | gummi canary | 1 |
| #203 | gummi salamander | 1 |
| #242 | gummi snake | 1 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| #617 | gyroscope | 4 |
| #112 | hambrosier | 1 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #235 | hemp candy necklace | 4 |
| #1023 | herringcello | 19 |
| #284 | high-energy mining laser | 1 |
| #867 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #160 | holiday log | 1 |
| #173 | hot watered rum | 1 |
| #98 | hushed puppy | 4 |
| #674 | iGoogly | 23 |
| #1002 | immense cyborg hand | 5 |
| #511 | incense bath ball | 1 |
| #2795 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #316 | java cookie | 3 |
| #1862 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| #1065 | jerky coins | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #919 | killing feather | 44 |
| #1109 | knuckle sandwich | 8 |
| #897 | kumquartz | 1 |
| #84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
| #249 | kumquat supersucker | 1 |
| #2061 | laser-broiled pear | 11 |
| #178 | leftover Crimbo rations | 1 |
| #975 | licorice garrote | 3 |
| #661 | licorice root | 1 |
| #232 | lime supersucker | 1 |
| #24 | little red book | 1 |
| #120 | live wire | 6 |
| #989 | lollipop stick | 1 |
| #931 | long skinny balloon | 1 |
| #7 | makeshift cape | 42 |
| #25 | makeshift crane | 42 |
| #5 | makeshift skirt | 42 |
| #5 | makeshift turban | 42 |
| #833 | maple syrup | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #19 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
| #22 | mime army insignia (cryonics) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (espionage) | 1 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
| #26 | mime army insignia (morale) | 1 |
| #17 | mime army insignia (psychological warfare) | 1 |
| #38 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 1 |
| #18 | mime army insignia (sanitation) | 1 |
| #228 | mime army rations | 1 |
| #72 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #84 | miming boots | 1 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #93 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #95 | miming shirt | 1 |
| #145 | miniature antlers | 1 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #484 | monomolecular yo-yo | 121 |
| #239 | mooseflank | 1 |
| #1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #177 | muffled muffuletta | 3 |
| #106 | muskox-skin cap | 1 |
| #667 | mylar scout drone | 7 |
| #250 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #1038 | nanite-infested candy cane | 10 |
| #1928 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
| #2620 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #3426 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #25 | nasty-smelling moss | 1 |
| #291 | nega-mushroom | 1 |
| #372 | negative lump | 1 |
| #212 | neutron lollipop | 1 |
| #648 | night-vision goggles | 3 |
| #40 | nuclear stockpile | 1 |
| #418 | nugget of Crimbonium | 1 |
| #141 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 6 |
| #51 | oldcake | 5 |
| #601 | oozenog | 6 |
| #1090 | oversized fish scaler | 5 |
| #928 | pack of pogs | 1 |
| #512 | pair of bolt cutters | 6 |
| #140 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
| #319 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #1215 | paperclip | 1 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #364 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #625 | passable elf mask | 8 |
| #1142 | patent leather shoes | 2 |
| #666 | peanut brittle shield | 1 |
| #206 | pear supersucker | 1 |
| #892 | pearidot | 1 |
| #887 | penguin focaccia bread | 21 |
| #963 | penguin thesaurus | 5 |
| #469 | peppermint tailings | 1 |
| #131 | perl necklace | 4 |
| #615 | personal massager | 7 |
| #614 | petit 4.1 | 2 |
| #188 | petit fortran | 4 |
| #169 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #9 | pine cone necklace | 1 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #528 | plastic ingot | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #611 | pocketwatch on a chain | 5 |
| #501 | pog #01 (spider) | 1 |
| #484 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 1 |
| #479 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 1 |
| #483 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 1 |
| #502 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 1 |
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| #315 | polyalloy shield | 9 |
| #1026 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #42 | potion of spiritual gunkifying | 1 |
| #436 | powdered candy sushi set | 4 |
| #81 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 2 |
| #223 | primitive candy cane | 2 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #539 | pulsing flesh | 7 |
| #501 | quantum taco | 16 |
| #301 | radiation-resistant helmet | 1 |
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| 🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| #28 | red armband | 1 |
| #224 | red drunki-bear | 1 |
| 🥉 | red face paint | 1 |
| #994 | red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #653 | red-and-green sweater | 1 |
| #28 | reindeer hammer | 1 |
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| #42 | reusable shopping bag | 1 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #146 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
| #499 | rigid carapace | 9 |
| #1104 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1318 | robotronic egg | 14 |
| #76 | rockfish stomach | 10 |
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| #120 | runny fermented egg | 3 |
| #1099 | sawblade fragment | 46 |
| #167 | scotch on the rocks | 1 |
| #299 | servo-assisted exo-pants | 1 |
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| #74 | silent V | 1 |
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| #67 | silent Y | 1 |
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| #806 | sleeping stocking | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #138 | smart watch | 1 |
| #107 | smoldering box | 1 |
| #217 | sneaky wrapping paper | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #144 | solid gold bowling ball | 124 |
| #182 | soul doorbell | 1 |
| #271 | space jam | 1 |
| #70 | space jam toast | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #288 | spiritual eggnog | 1 |
| #311 | spiritual fruitcake | 1 |
| #304 | spiritual gingerbread | 1 |
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| #2144 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #217 | stale Cheer-E-Os | 1 |
| #216 | stale cheer wine | 1 |
| #106 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #59 | stealth bomber | 1 |
| #689 | strange shiny disc | 4 |
| #224 | strawberry supersucker | 1 |
| #917 | strawberyl | 1 |
| #77 | strawberyl necklace | 1 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #461 | stuffed gray blob | 90 |
| #1711 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #800 | sucker scaffold | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #787 | superheated fudge | 1 |
| #373 | sweet mochi ball | 9 |
| #432 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| #1153 | synthetic stuffing | 1 |
| #1375 | teddy borg | 3 |
| #37 | terrible poem | 42 |
| #1434 | theoretical string | 1 |
| #180 | thick walrus blubber | 1 |
| #640 | throwing wrench | 7 |
| #189 | tiny bomb | 1 |
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| #300 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 6 |
| #614 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 3 |
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| #629 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
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| #322 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 2 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #727 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 2 |
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| #185 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 3 |
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| #335 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 2 |
| #239 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 7 |
| #259 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 7 |
| #97 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 4 |
| #343 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 2 |
| #70 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 5 |
| #602 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 3 |
| #614 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 3 |
| #324 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 2 |
| #388 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 5 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #188 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 3 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #1463 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 5 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #107 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 34 |
| #1759 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 4 |
| #3111 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #93 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 22 |
| #191 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 12 |
| #1545 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 3 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #1191 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 4 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #3073 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #151 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 7 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #97 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 35 |
| #1054 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 17 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #153 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 14 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1679 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 5 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #115 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 29 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #1750 | tiny plastic G Imp | 4 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #2802 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 2 |
| #1461 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 5 |
| #112 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 33 |
| #1243 | tiny plastic Hellion | 6 |
| #1261 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 6 |
| #770 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3070 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #1446 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 5 |
| #1471 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 5 |
| #2767 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #2137 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 3 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #97 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 10 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 42 |
| #2116 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 3 |
| #1236 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 6 |
| #143 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 15 |
| #113 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 9 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 34 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 3 |
| #1219 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 6 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #2054 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 2 |
| #911 | tiny plastic The Man | 5 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #2146 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 3 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #128 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 15 |
| #1075 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 7 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #1054 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 5 |
| #107 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #1798 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 4 |
| #2251 | tiny plastic angry goat | 8 |
| #124 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 30 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
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| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
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| #2135 | tiny plastic astronomer | 3 |
| #1402 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 13 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #1510 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 12 |
| #74 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 42 |
| #1449 | tiny plastic beanbat | 5 |
| #72 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 42 |
| #121 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 31 |
| #78 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 41 |
| #2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #104 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 34 |
| #92 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 35 |
| #1505 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 12 |
| #1777 | tiny plastic blooper | 4 |
| #2212 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 3 |
| #1753 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 4 |
| #150 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 27 |
| #92 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 37 |
| #127 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 29 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1808 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 10 |
| #1817 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 10 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #2091 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
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| #1775 | tiny plastic demoninja | 4 |
| #1819 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 3 |
| #2155 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 3 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 4 |
| #2201 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 3 |
| #87 | tiny plastic fire servant | 22 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #2523 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 7 |
| #1301 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 14 |
| #1122 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 16 |
| #1214 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 6 |
| #1233 | tiny plastic goth giant | 6 |
| #1523 | tiny plastic grue | 12 |
| #2108 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 3 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic hermit | 4 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1645 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 11 |
| #154 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 25 |
| #1106 | tiny plastic killer bee | 16 |
| #2178 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 3 |
| #1074 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 17 |
| #995 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 18 |
| #1757 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 4 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #121 | tiny plastic moneybee | 31 |
| #1211 | tiny plastic mosquito | 15 |
| #132 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 28 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2151 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 3 |
| #56 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #1042 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 5 |
| #73 | tiny plastic peacannon | 25 |
| #57 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #1261 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 14 |
| #692 | tiny plastic sauceror | 7 |
| #2173 | tiny plastic scary clown | 3 |
| #1762 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 3 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #1778 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 4 |
| #1470 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 5 |
| #75 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 23 |
| #2140 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 3 |
| #1534 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 12 |
| #1774 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 4 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic stab bat | 16 |
| #1192 | tiny plastic star starfish | 15 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2892 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #1449 | tiny plastic taco cat | 5 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #89 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 21 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #1827 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 3 |
| #1765 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #1444 | tiny plastic warwelf | 5 |
| #2104 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 3 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #1765 | tiny plastic zmobie | 4 |
| #266 | toe jam | 1 |
| #58 | toe jam toast | 1 |
| #46 | toothbrush | 42 |
| #908 | tourmalime | 1 |
| #106 | tourmalime tourniquet | 1 |
| #222 | towel | 42 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot mega face | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot power glove | 1 |
| #64 | toy Crimbot rocket legs | 1 |
| #62 | toy Crimbot super fist | 1 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #1592 | toy hoverpad | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #88 | traditional Crimbo cookie | 10 |
| #270 | traffic jam | 1 |
| #60 | traffic jam toast | 1 |
| #143 | transparent nog | 3 |
| #1159 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #139 | trilobite candy mold | 1 |
| #922 | trilobite fossil | 1 |
| #1105 | twitching claw | 4 |
| #190 | unfinished fruitcake | 2 |
| #397 | unstable DNA | 131 |
| #1239 | unstable laser battery | 41 |
| #1063 | vibrating cyborg knife | 7 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #189 | warbear LP-ROM burner | 1 |
| #342 | warbear accoutrements chunk | 1 |
| #186 | warbear auto-anvil | 1 |
| #106 | warbear badge | 1 |
| #479 | warbear battery | 1 |
| #9 | warbear battle greaves | 1 |
| #6 | warbear bearserker greaves | 1 |
| #166 | warbear bearserker mead | 1 |
| #252 | warbear bearserker potion | 1 |
| #436 | warbear beeping telegram | 1 |
| #169 | warbear blizzard mead | 1 |
| #293 | warbear breakfast machine assembler | 1 |
| #6 | warbear ceremonial party pants | 1 |
| #188 | warbear chemistry lab | 1 |
| #15 | warbear dress bracers | 1 |
| #16 | warbear dress greaves | 1 |
| #13 | warbear dress helmet | 1 |
| #308 | warbear drone assembler | 1 |
| 🥉 | warbear electric long johns | 1 |
| #5 | warbear electric warscarf | 1 |
| #4 | warbear electro-spiked helm | 1 |
| #297 | warbear empathy chip | 1 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #200 | warbear energy bracers | 1 |
| #196 | warbear exhaust manifold | 1 |
| #189 | warbear exo-arm | 1 |
| #8 | warbear fancy fedora | 1 |
| #197 | warbear feasting bread | 1 |
| #190 | warbear feasting mead | 1 |
| #8 | warbear feathered fedora | 1 |
| #4 | warbear fleece-lined long johns | 1 |
| #7 | warbear fleece-lined warscarf | 1 |
| #211 | warbear foil hat | 1 |
| #10 | warbear goggles | 1 |
| #167 | warbear gyro | 1 |
| #384 | warbear gyrocopter | 1 |
| #5 | warbear heated ushanka | 1 |
| #340 | warbear helm fragment | 1 |
| #6 | warbear high festival pants | 1 |
| #193 | warbear high-efficiency still | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #341 | warbear hoverbelt piecepart | 1 |
| #169 | warbear induction oven | 1 |
| #180 | warbear jackhammer drill press | 1 |
| #199 | warbear laser beacon | 1 |
| #13 | warbear laser bowtie | 1 |
| #6 | warbear lined ushanka | 1 |
| #273 | warbear liquid overcoat | 1 |
| #8 | warbear long johns | 1 |
| #436 | warbear metalworking primer | 1 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #6 | warbear nuclear bowtie | 1 |
| 🥇 | warbear officer greaves | 1 |
| #217 | warbear officer requisition box | 1 |
| #198 | warbear oil pan | 1 |
| #8 | warbear party pants | 1 |
| #9 | warbear plain fedora | 1 |
| #6 | warbear plain helm | 1 |
| #7 | warbear plain ushanka | 1 |
| #6 | warbear plasma bowtie | 1 |
| #9 | warbear polarized goggles | 1 |
| #423 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 1 |
| #382 | warbear requisition box | 1 |
| #422 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 1 |
| #433 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 1 |
| #10 | warbear snowblindness goggles | 1 |
| #298 | warbear soda machine assembler | 1 |
| #5 | warbear spiked helm | 1 |
| #156 | warbear thermoregulator bread | 1 |
| #345 | warbear trouser fragment | 1 |
| #273 | warbear wardance potion | 1 |
| #134 | warbear warrior bread | 1 |
| #12 | warbear warscarf | 1 |
| #650 | warbear whosit | 1 |
| #247 | warehouse key | 1 |
| #150 | waterlogged crate | 1 |
| #630 | white balloon | 2 |
| #830 | wind-up meatcar | 1 |
| #228 | yellow drunki-bear | 1 |
| #1011 | yellow gummi ingot | 1 |
| #194 | yule gruel | 1 |
| #102 | yule pup | 1 |