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Lexicon

Rank	Item	Quantity
#248	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
#280	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
#257	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#224	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#296	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#226	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
#661	A. W. O. L. commendation	5
#2232	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#525	Angry Farmer candy	137
#119	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	11
#296	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#232	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#437	Atomic Comic	1
#181	Atomic Pop	2
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#680	BGE merchandise order form	4
#1446	BGE shotglass	1
#956	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#48	BRAINS shorts	30
#975	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	12
#825	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	2
#20	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	102
#299	Better Than Cuddling Cake	8
#165	Bit O' Ectoplasm	15
#153	BitterSweetTarts	6
#335	Bling of the New Wave	4
#23	Blood Light	148
#186	Bohemian rhapsody	2
#18	Bone's Farm "wine"	54
#1921	Bonerdagon necklace	2
#424	Boris's key lime pie	1
#925	Boris's ring	1
#1166	Boss Bat bling	2
#1990	Boss Bat britches	3
#43	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	14
#107	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	5
#111	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	5
#102	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	5
#102	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	5
#190	CRIMBCO mug	83
#999	CRIMBCO scrip	65
#1940	CRIMBCO wine	1
#1223	CRIMBCOIDS mints	4
#371	CRIMBCOLOAF	7
#89	Chori Zo trading card	2
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#1731	Cloaca grenade	1
#1496	Cloaca-Cola	1
#1152	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
#1488	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#904	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#354	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	2
#1558	Codpiece of the Goblin King	3
#2464	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#688	Cold Hots candy	5
#1450	Corpse Island iced tea	2
#326	Crimbo candied pecan	37
#346	Crimbo fudge	34
#314	Crimbo peppermint bark	40
#650	Crimbo wreath	1
#1527	Crimboween memo	5
#1335	Crimbuck	304
#1038	Crown of the Goblin King	23
#195	DNOTC Box	2
#1523	Daffy Taffy	8
#779	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	7
#419	Disco 'Fro Pick	7
#455	Disco Banjo	1
#198	Doc's Miracle Cure	7
#340	Dolphin King's crown	13
#332	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	11
#1204	Drowsy Sword	10
#1670	Dyspepsi grenade	1
#2053	Dyspepsi-Cola	1
#1085	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	1
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#858	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#581	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#21	Ecto-Cooler	42
#534	Elder Turtle Shell	5
#87	Elfin shortbread	12
#130	Elvish delight	2
#673	Feynman gate	13
#67	Fudgie Roll	4
#1601	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	1
#185	Go-Wassail	105
#199	Gummi-DNA	5
#194	Gummi-Gnauga	16
#680	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#105	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	52
#91	Inndya trading card	2
#775	Jarlsberg's earring	1
#878	Jocko Homo's head	2
🥈	Junior LAAAAME merit badge	1
#127	Kevlar balloon	1
#363	LED block	3
#455	Lars the Cyberian	1
#1826	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	10
#884	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	1
#263	Mae West with a fly in it	1
#262	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	35
#258	Mariner's Friend cough drops	1
#34	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	51
#466	Mob Penguin cellular phone	42
#231	Morbidda trading card	1
#1840	Mr. Mediocrebar	12
#83	Nayztameetjoo trading card	2
#8	Nightstalker perfume	152
#145	Now and Earlier	37
#283	Raggedy Hippy doll	1
#1463	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	1
#77	Rock Pops	756
#647	Rock and Roll Legend	1
#529	Scalp of Gorgolok	6
🥇	Senior LAAAAME merit badge	1
#649	Senior Mints	6
#13	Silver Bullet beer	147
#922	Spooky Surprise Egg	1
#712	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	7
🥈	Stabonic scroll	1
#133	Steal This Candy	20
#161	Sugar Cog	18
#248	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	1
#938	Tales from the Fireside	1
#97	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	21
#1319	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	10
#224	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	6
#262	The Cooler Out of Space	10
#285	The Joy of Wassailing	12
#44	The Legendary Beat	1
#1379	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	2
#2343	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	1
#766	Trollhouse cookies	15
#48	Ultrasoldier Serum	25
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
🥇	Uncle Crimbo's Sack	1
#701	Uncle Romulus	1
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#803	Valentine	20
#273	Valentine's Day cake	2
#335	Volartta's bellbottoms	4
#1286	Wand of Nagamar	1
#326	Wint-O-Fresh mint	41
#310	Workytime Tea	7
#2146	Yummy Tummy bean	27
#181	Zombo's grievous greaves	1
#96	abandoned candy	21
#788	acoustic guitarrr	2
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#184	alphabet gum	10
#124	ammonite candy mold	1
#210	ammonite fossil	25
#666	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	9
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
#1081	annoying pitchfork	1
#543	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	2
#534	antique painting of a landscape	1
#219	antique record album	12
#588	antique souvenir drawing	1
#147	apathetic lizardman doll	1
#288	arrow'd heart balloon	2
#230	aspirin	4
#149	astronaut ice-cream	3
#273	astronaut pants	34
#149	atomic vector plotter	31
#239	bacon bath ball	4
#1174	baconstone	6
#185	baconstone earring	1
#261	baconstone ring	1
#7431	badass belt	1
#1110	baggie of powdered sugar	2
#899	ball	6
#211	banana	31
#337	banana cream pie	1
#221	banana daiquiri	1
#86	banana milkshake	1
#185	banana smoothie	4
#208	banana spritzer	1
#251	banana supersucker	1
#498	banana-frosted king cake	5
#132	bananagate	50
#497	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	4
#736	bath ball gift set	6
#50	bazookafish bubble gum	100
#690	beholed bedsheet	1
#233	bejeweled accordion strap	1
#214	belemnite fossil	24
#338	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	3
#241	bellhop bell	1
#127	bi-lateral logic compressor	31
#394	big bass drum	1
#256	bit-o-cactus	14
#62	bite-me-red lipstick	237
#419	black candy heart	19
#1818	black paisley oyster egg	2
#122	black plastic oyster egg	31
#2088	black polka-dot oyster egg	1
#193	black sheepskin diploma	1
#1902	black striped oyster egg	2
#186	blank fudge mold	2
#199	blended frozen swill with a fly in it	1
#786	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	8
#621	blood flower	10
#2554	blue paisley oyster egg	1
#70	blue plastic baby	5
#536	blue plastic oyster egg	9
#2374	blue polka-dot oyster egg	1
🥈	blue ribbon	1
#1836	blue striped oyster egg	2
🥈	blue traffic cone	1
#43	blueberry-frosted king cake	20
#430	bone flute	1
#666	bone rattle	1
#980	borg sock monkey	1
#859	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	2
#381	bouquet of circular saw blades	3
#2616	box of sunshine	39
#104	breath mint	69
#696	broken cellular phone	1
#42	brown plastic baby	19
#287	brown sugar cane	15
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#116	buckyball	53
#938	bunch of bananas	1
#275	bungle in the jungle	3
#185	calavera concertina	1
#249	calle de miel with a fly in it	1
#569	can of Binarrrca	16
#1891	can of CRIMBCOLA	2
#98	can of Red Minotaur	50
#477	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	19
#96	can-you-dig-it?	2
#225	candied kobold	14
#57	candied yam pinky ring	1
#179	candied yams	46
#190	candy brain	23
#431	candy cane	88
#110	candy cornucopia	1
#1063	candy kneecapping stick	3
#461	candy knuckles	5
#76	candy skeleton	15
#816	candy stake	8
#531	canteen of wine	50
#308	capacitor relay	38
#456	carbon nanotube frame	25
#156	carob chunk cookies	19
#307	cheap elven gloves	14
#180	cheap plastic bottle opener	31
#1660	cheap toaster	1
#146	children of the candy corn	2
#258	chintzy disco ball pendant	3
#527	chintzy turtle brooch	1
#122	chocolate bath ball	8
#555	chocolate cigar	1
#120	chocolate disco ball	9
#267	chocolate filthy lucre	17
#70	chocolate frosted sugar bomb	1
#213	chocolate seal-clubbing club	1
#409	chocolate spurs	1
#212	chocolate stolen accordion	1
#107	chocolate-covered caviar	1
#596	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	2
#267	chocolate-covered scarab beetle	8
#112	chocolate-frosted king cake	18
#523	chrome sword	1
#1441	chunk of depleted Grimacite	4
#1753	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	1
#747	clockwork key	1
#54	clockwork rings	1
#481	club necklace	14
#1222	cocoa egg	1
#436	commemorative war stein	27
#651	communications windchimes	1
#133	computronic processing unit	31
#1468	corpse on the beach	2
#1424	corpsedriver	2
#1465	corpsetini	2
#116	cotton candy bale	1
#126	cotton candy cone	4
#137	cotton candy pillow	2
#106	cotton candy pinch	1
#611	cranberries	20
#130	cranberry schnapps	4
#700	crazy little Turkish delight	5
#540	creamsicle	1
#33	crotchety pants	2
#476	cyborg doll	3
#840	cyborg stompin' boot	3
#648	daisy	2
#585	dance card	1
#384	deluxe fax machine	1
#240	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	2
#793	diamond necklace	9
#597	didgeridooka	1
#392	dire fudgesicle	2
#1848	disco ball	1
#1717	disco mask	1
#476	disintegrating sheet music	1
#1640	doll house	1
#211	double daisy	2
#813	drab sonata	1
#635	drum machine	2
#582	drywall axe	21
#78	dubious peppermint	9
#179	duck-on-a-string	12
#363	dwarf bread	11
#229	eXtreme nose ring	1
#1070	easter egg balloon	23
#86	elderly jawbreaker	2
#306	elven limbos gingerbread	43
#685	elven socks	6
#311	elven suicide capsule	37
#248	empty blowgun	10
#314	epic wad	1
#1391	evil googly eye	1
#2680	evil teddy bear	1
#74	exactly-three-shaped box	1
#225	explosion-flavored chewing gum	115
#74	extra-see-thru nightie	8
#21	extremely skinny jeans	31
#377	eye of newt	24
#592	facsimile dictionary	16
#761	fancy but probably evil chocolate	8
#100	fancy chocolate	21
#346	fancy chocolate car	8
#2422	fancy dress ball	1
#1552	felt	4
#354	festive holiday hat	12
#80	fez of etymology	5
#298	finger cymbals	1
#172	fire	35
#838	flashing novelty button	2
#132	foie gras	14
#462	fortune cookie	1
#116	frigid fudgepuck	37
#243	fruitcake	97
#141	fruitfilm	4
#118	fry-oil-flavored Hob-O	5
#244	fudge lily	25
#65	fudgecule	43,706
#101	fudgesicle	4
#981	fuzzy dice	6
#497	ga-ga radio	2
#902	ghost cucumber	40
#648	giant discarded bottlecap	7
#788	giant discarded plastic fork	11
#728	giant discarded torn-up glove	5
#563	giant foam finger	1
#592	giant pinky ring	25
#315	gingerbread bugbear	84
#479	gingerbread horror	12
#1336	gingerbread mutant bugbear	4
#896	glass of goat's milk	1
#145	gnatwing earring	1
#63	golden plastic oyster egg	3
#1800	golden ring	39
#2658	googly eye	1
#70	grape troll doll	1
#286	gray bow tie	24
#594	green balloon	2
#706	green beer	15
#736	green candy heart	7
#141	green gummi ingot	246
#5337	grue egg	1
#171	gummi ammonite	1
#165	gummi belemnite	1
#170	gummi trilobite	1
#624	guy made of bee pollen	3
#1283	hamethyst	5
#198	hamethyst earring	1
#263	hamethyst ring	1
#2506	heart necklace	2
🥇	heart of dark chocolate	1
#124	heart of rock and roll	1
#1396	heart of the volcano	2
#1455	heart-shaped balloon	1
#455	heavy metal sonata	1
#540	heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr	1
#696	herb brownies	11
#394	herbal stuffing	20
#238	herringcello	41
#1110	high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	1
#312	hippy bongo	1
#304	holiday cheese log	6
#109	holiday log	2
#61	holly-flavored Hob-O	2
#89	honey stick	7
#236	honey-dipped locust	11
#201	hot stuffing	1
#131	hyperbolic plasma focuser	31
#275	ice stein	1
#758	immense cyborg hand	6
#155	incredibly creepy marionette	19
#691	invisible bag	1
#458	ion grid	26
#145	ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	31
#720	irradiated candy cane	6
#809	jabañero-flavored chewing gum	5
#98	jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade	5
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#228	jawbruiser	10
#1831	jazz soap	1
#88	jerky coins	240
#1717	joybuzzer	2
#1288	killer rag doll	1
#2060	kite	1
#604	kneecapping stick	19
#438	knuckle sandwich	53
#115	kumquartz	54
#250	kumquat supersucker	1
#600	laser-broiled pear	13
#816	lavender candy heart	5
#674	lavender paisley oyster egg	5
#930	lavender plastic oyster egg	4
#2028	lavender polka-dot oyster egg	1
#810	lavender striped oyster egg	3
#492	left half of a heart necklace	1
#1751	length of string	1
#179	less-than-three-shaped box	1
#938	lewd playing card	1
#421	licorice garrote	5
#233	lime supersucker	1
#703	lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	7
#521	linoleum sword	1
#362	llama lama gong	2
#109	loaded serum blowgun	33
#686	logic synthesizer	13
#590	long-stemmed rose	1
#241	love song of disturbing obsession	8
#233	love song of icy revenge	5
#207	love song of naughty innuendo	13
#273	love song of smoldering passion	5
#252	love song of sugary cuteness	5
#264	love song of vague ambiguity	4
#122	lovecat tail	7
#324	lucky rabbit's foot	20
#193	lump of Saccharine Maple sap	1
#276	mad scientist's sock monkey	11
#417	mafia aria	56
#135	magic lamp	7
#237	mandarina colada with a fly in it	1
#417	maple syrup	10
#707	mariachi G-string	1
#1299	mariachi pants	1
#520	marionette	3
#138	marshmallow	295
#98	marshmallow flambé	5
#564	marzipan skull	14
#180	massive sitar	1
#1983	mauve paisley oyster egg	1
#1551	mauve plastic oyster egg	2
#1846	mauve polka-dot oyster egg	1
#802	mauve striped oyster egg	5
#335	milk of magnesium	1
#581	mime soul fragment	1
#487	miniature stuffed Goth Giant	1
#187	motivational poster	21
#690	mugcake	1
#187	mulled cider	10
#866	mummy costume	3
#292	munchies pill	1
#249	myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball	1
#427	nanite-infested candy cane	34
#1042	nanite-infested eggnog	5
#613	nanite-infested fruitcake	8
#315	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	14
#39	necrotizing body spray	137
#65	ninja pirate zombie robot	1
#2030	obsidian dagger	5
#1363	off-white paisley oyster egg	1
#2534	off-white plastic oyster egg	1
#1206	off-white polka-dot oyster egg	2
#1582	off-white striped oyster egg	1
#601	oozenog	6
#540	orange and black Crimboween candy	5
#537	orange candy heart	31
#642	orange glowstick	3
#865	oriole-feather headdress	1
#189	out-of-tune biwa	1
#1089	oversized fish scaler	5
#1889	oyster basket	1
#92	pack of chewing gum	6
#1760	pail	1
#270	pants of the Slug Lord	14
#98	paperclip	508
#192	party hat	16
#257	passable elf mask	13
#179	pat-a-cake pendant	7
#294	patent leather shoes	23
#122	peach lozenge	1
#207	pear supersucker	1
#114	pearidot	55
#230	penguin focaccia bread	41
#273	penguin thesaurus	26
#237	perpendicular hula with a fly in it	1
#1060	personalized birthday cake	1
#2716	pet rock	1
#332	phish stick	3
#878	pickle-flavored chewing gum	4
#162	picture of a dead guy's girlfriend	5
#207	piece of after eight	1
#170	pile of candy	56
#603	pink candy heart	15
#27	pink plastic baby	19
#682	pixellated candy heart	16
#636	plastic Crimbo reindeer	1
#465	plastic guitar	1
#419	plastic passion fruit	3
#861	polyalloy shield	5
#1185	pool cue	1
#726	porquoise	10
#186	porquoise eyebrow ring	1
#251	porquoise ring	1
#478	portable corkscrew	15
#317	portable photocopier	21
#2220	possessed top	1
#1167	potato sprout	1
#441	potted cactus	4
#489	potted fern	1
#144	prehistoric spear	24
#92	press-on ribs	71
#246	prussian cathouse with a fly in it	1
#128	psycho sweater	3
#2034	puce paisley oyster egg	1
#1422	puce plastic oyster egg	2
#755	puce polka-dot oyster egg	5
#1645	puce striped oyster egg	1
#618	pulsing flesh	6
#17	purple glowstick	31
#145	quantum polarity inducer	31
#736	quantum taco	3
#168	questionable taco	3
#587	radio button candy	1
#434	rag doll	5
#2248	razor-tipped yo-yo	1
#145	recursive spline reticulator	31
#139	red gummi ingot	246
#2227	red paisley oyster egg	1
#32	red plastic baby	20
#2537	red plastic oyster egg	1
#2205	red polka-dot oyster egg	1
#639	red striped oyster egg	4
#9	red traffic cone	1
#209	red-headed corpse	1
#145	reverse-oscillating klystron	31
#1299	rib of the Bonerdagon	1
#188	ribbon candy	6
#924	ridiculous cocktail	1
#136	ridiculous sandwich	11
#499	rigid carapace	9
#367	ring of adornment	1
#1130	ring of aggravate monster	1
#352	ring of cold resistance	1
#376	ring of conflict	1
#338	ring of fire resistance	1
#341	ring of gain strength	1
#237	ring of half-assed regeneration	14
#414	ring of increase damage	1
#173	ring setting	1
#68	roasted marshmallow	484
#1103	roboduck-on-a-string	1
#1430	[2108]rock	1
#182	rockin' wagon with a fly in it	1
#52	roller skate doll	1
#10	rose-colored glasses	1
#283	royal jelly	48
#570	rubber WWBD? bracelet	13
#987	rubber WWJD? bracelet	8
#862	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	9
#648	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	11
#412	rubber emo roe	79
#310	salamander spleen	33
#302	scroll of pasta summoning	50
#149	servomechanical torsion facilitator	31
#368	shimmering rainbow sand	1
#103	shiny butcherknife	12
#777	shiny ring	31
#263	silver shrimp fork	8
#185	sinister altar fragment	2
#267	six tiny wedges of goat cheese	5
#438	skeleton key ring	1
#1806	skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#238	slap and tickle with a fly in it	1
#1097	sleeping snowy owl	1
#707	slow jam collection	5
#425	sock monkey	6
#1678	solid gold bowling ball	5
#31	solid linoleum box	1
#13	sorority brain	103
#101	space jam	7
#464	spade necklace	14
#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1
#31	spangly unitard	18
#463	spectral pickle	24
🥈	speed limit shield	1
#425	spooky bark	28
#1398	spooky bicycle chain	1
#301	spooky eggnog	15
#1856	spooky felt	1
#118	spooky hockey mask	11
#407	spooky length of string	27
#416	spooky sap	20
#1600	spooky stuffing	1
#1571	spooky toy wheel	1
#1767	spooky wooden block	1
#253	square CRIMBCOOKIE	5
#396	squashed frog	25
#287	squirming egg sac	45
#1799	stainless steel scarf	1
#2245	stainless steel shillelagh	1
#1224	stainless steel skullcap	3
#1861	stainless steel solitaire	1
#164	sterno-flavored Hob-O	2
#1028	stick	1
#248	stick of "gum"	8
#779	stick-on-a-string	4
#1824	stolen accordion	1
#273	stone banjo	1
🥇	stop shield	1
#225	strawberry supersucker	1
#136	strawberry-flavored Hob-O	3
#69	strawberyl	88
#1033	string of blue beads	11
#1501	string of green beads	6
#1209	string of red beads	9
#565	stringy sinew	16
#329	stuffed Baron von Ratsworth	123
#804	stuffed Cheshire bitten	57
#836	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	56
#317	stuffed Meat	133
#142	stuffed alien blob	39
#873	stuffed angry cow	55
#682	stuffed astral badger	69
#756	stuffed baby gravy fairy	65
#1466	stuffed can of asparagus	1
#861	stuffed cocoabo	54
#169	stuffed crazy bastard sword	50
#905	stuffed dodecapede	2
#61	stuffed doppelshifter	216
#763	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	63
#642	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	73
#952	stuffed ghuol whelp	1
#1204	stuffed gray blob	12
#691	stuffed hand turkey	68
#561	stuffed key	103
#244	stuffed martini	39
#583	stuffed mind flayer	78
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#324	stuffed tin of caviar	131
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#239	sugar-coated pine cone	11
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#104	superheated fudge	44
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#68	teddy bear	84
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#507	tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory	4
#205	tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer	8
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#392	tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer	5
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#632	tiny die-cast Father Crimborg	1
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#485	tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer	4
#591	tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo	1
#504	tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign	4
#309	tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg	2
#592	tiny die-cast blade a-spinning	1
#744	tiny die-cast factory worker elf	2
#212	tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf	8
#287	tiny die-cast golden ring	2
#111	tiny die-cast goose a-laying	4
#605	tiny die-cast middle-management elf	3
#741	tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf	2
#552	tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming	1
#566	tiny die-cast turtle mech	1
#40	tiny goth giant	3
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#364	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	19
#65	tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo	1
#83	tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	42
#346	tiny plastic Axe Wound	19
#276	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	15
#84	tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	24
#51	tiny plastic Beebee King	30
#664	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	7
#384	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
#267	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
#423	tiny plastic Black Knight	16
#671	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	7
#386	tiny plastic Boss Bat	11
#59	tiny plastic Bugbear Captain	14
#445	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
#61	tiny plastic Café Elf	1
#81	tiny plastic Captain Kerkard	1
#78	tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	41
#496	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	32
#221	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	1
#62	tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel	26
#621	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	1
#47	tiny plastic Crimbo caroler	1
#42	tiny plastic Crimbo cheer	1
#1219	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	8
#1303	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	7
#250	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	11
#85	tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva	1
#101	tiny plastic Crimbomega	1
#576	tiny plastic Crimbomination	1
#87	tiny plastic Crimborgatron	1
#101	tiny plastic Crimbot	1
#1550	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	1
#59	tiny plastic Dolph Bossin	1
#634	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	1
#116	tiny plastic Duke Starkiller	8
#85	tiny plastic Ed the Undying	1
#50	tiny plastic Father McGruber	51
#421	tiny plastic Felonia	10
#284	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
#254	tiny plastic G Imp	24
#173	tiny plastic GORM-8	1
#87	tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	1
#473	tiny plastic Gary Claybender	2
#331	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	20
#295	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	22
#66	tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	50
#286	tiny plastic Hellion	22
#328	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	20
#152	tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker	6
#49	tiny plastic Jarlsberg	1
#169	tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	1
#256	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	15
#498	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	14
#647	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	11
#477	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	15
#298	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	22
#76	tiny plastic Knows About Chakras	1
#73	tiny plastic Krampus	1
#60	tiny plastic Lord Flameface	13
#28	tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven	2
#215	tiny plastic MechaElf	1
#46	tiny plastic Mer-kin baker	1
#45	tiny plastic Mirth	1
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#403	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#17	tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress	1
#71	tiny plastic Norville Rogers	43
#367	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	18
#40	tiny plastic Penny	1
#350	tiny plastic Protagonist	19
#47	tiny plastic Queen Bee	30
#60	tiny plastic Rene C. Corman	13
#82	tiny plastic Rudolph the Red	1
#86	tiny plastic Scott the Miner	39
#1531	tiny plastic Scream Queen	1
#51	tiny plastic Sneaky Pete	1
#359	tiny plastic Spam Witch	18
#496	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	14
#49	tiny plastic Susie	1
#90	tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	1
#366	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	12
#263	tiny plastic The Man	15
#67	tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare	1
#172	tiny plastic Toybot	1
#271	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	24
#264	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	11
#238	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	1
#27	tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	43
#319	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	20
#75	tiny plastic Your Brain	1
#303	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#253	tiny plastic accordion thief	14
#109	tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	1
#1732	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	1
#442	tiny plastic angry bugbear	16
#378	tiny plastic angry goat	41
#85	tiny plastic angry space marine	42
#43	tiny plastic angry vikings	2
#392	tiny plastic anime smiley	17
#244	tiny plastic animelf	1
#347	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	20
#246	tiny plastic astronomer	25
#655	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	26
#72	tiny plastic bad vibe	1
#473	tiny plastic barrrnacle	34
#72	tiny plastic batbugbear	43
#456	tiny plastic beanbat	15
#97	tiny plastic bee swarm	36
#66	tiny plastic beebee gunners	48
#91	tiny plastic beebee queue	38
#418	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	10
#47	tiny plastic black ops bugbear	61
#59	tiny plastic blazing bat	51
#515	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	31
#295	tiny plastic blooper	22
#254	tiny plastic brainsweeper	25
#243	tiny plastic briefcase bat	25
#71	tiny plastic bugaboo	47
#71	tiny plastic buzzerker	45
#56	tiny plastic cavebugbear	57
#541	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	2
#401	tiny plastic cocoabo	39
#428	tiny plastic coffee pixie	36
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#445	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	10
#313	tiny plastic cubist bull	20
#426	tiny plastic demoninja	16
#218	tiny plastic disco bandit	17
#52	tiny plastic dolphin "orphan"	1
#198	tiny plastic drunk goat	31
#100	tiny plastic exo-suited miner	1
#1018	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#427	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#239	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	24
#304	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	22
#83	tiny plastic fire servant	23
#233	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	27
#385	tiny plastic fruit golem	17
#513	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	31
#388	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	39
#339	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	44
#463	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	15
#1738	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	1
#334	tiny plastic goth giant	19
#434	tiny plastic grue	36
#390	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	17
#426	tiny plastic hermit	10
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#355	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	43
#89	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	38
#611	tiny plastic killer bee	27
#249	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	25
#292	tiny plastic leprechaun	49
#507	tiny plastic levitating potato	32
#516	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	13
#71	tiny plastic mime executive	1
#72	tiny plastic mime functionary	1
#72	tiny plastic mime scientist	1
#74	tiny plastic mime soldier	1
#58	tiny plastic moneybee	52
#498	tiny plastic mosquito	32
#46	tiny plastic multi-level marketer	1
#51	tiny plastic mumblebee	58
#1036	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#392	tiny plastic ninja snowman	18
#57	tiny plastic orphan	1
#479	tiny plastic pastamancer	9
#52	tiny plastic peacannon	31
#58	tiny plastic reindeer	1
#577	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	29
#327	tiny plastic sauceror	12
#561	tiny plastic scary clown	13
#45	tiny plastic sea elf	1
#345	tiny plastic seal clubber	12
#101	tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	1
#243	tiny plastic senile lihc	26
#1558	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	1
#302	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	22
#56	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	30
#337	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	19
#311	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	46
#344	tiny plastic spooky vampire	19
#440	tiny plastic stab bat	36
#413	tiny plastic star starfish	37
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#329	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	27
#465	tiny plastic taco cat	15
#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#49	tiny plastic the Free Man	29
#278	tiny plastic topiary golem	22
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#389	tiny plastic turtle tamer	11
#342	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	20
#192	tiny plastic warbear	1
#178	tiny plastic warbear fortress	1
#267	tiny plastic warwelf	23
#317	tiny plastic whitesnake	21
#53	tiny plastic wild beaver	1
#52	tiny plastic yuleviathan	1
#388	tiny plastic zmobie	17
#265	tisket	1
#90	toe jam	8
#202	tofurkey gravy	38
#241	tofurkey leg	33
#925	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	2
#1404	tooth	1
#2526	toothsome rock	1
#1063	top	4
#204	tortoise's blessing	13
#146	tourmalime	47
#126	toy crazy train	76
#349	toy jet pack	22
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#2127	toy mercenary	1
#428	toy ray gun	23
#517	toy soldier	3
#389	toy space helmet	23
#318	toy train	7
#1821	toy wheel	1
#95	traffic jam	8
#3145	tree-eating kite	1
#315	tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	3
#1782	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	1
#209	trilobite fossil	24
#222	twitching claw	16
#71	unstable DNA	622
#84	unstable quark	13
#246	urinal cake	12
#753	valuable trinket	90
#332	vampire duck-on-a-string	34
#1266	vibrating cyborg knife	6
#673	vitachoconutriment capsule	7
#687	walrus-tusk earring	1
#1147	wheel	2
#19	whisker pencil	245
#903	white balloon	1
#598	white candy heart	18
#624	white chocolate chip cookies	2
#814	windchimes	1
#615	witch hat	1
#949	wolfman mask	2
#932	wooden block	2
#1042	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#504	yellow candy heart	50
#142	yellow gummi ingot	242
#1179	yellow paisley oyster egg	2
#60	yellow plastic oyster egg	64
#1328	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1637	yellow striped oyster egg	1
🥇	yield shield	1
#2204	yo	1
#47	yo-yo	654
#143	zombie pineal gland	27

Wow, that's 62,869 items total!

what items are this player missing?