Museum :: Kevin

Kevin

Rank	Item	Quantity
#299	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	6
#100	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	2
#468	ASCII shirt	3
🥇	Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy	1
#1133	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#46	BACON	5,000
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#609	BGE merchandise order form	5
#565	BGE pocket calendar	1
#1447	BGE shotglass	1
#454	BGE temporary tattoo	2
#957	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#29	Baja sopapilla	11
#3368	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	2
#101	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	20
#223	Bash-Ōs cereal	2
#634	Better Than Cuddling Cake	2
#46	Black Angus blackburger	1
#521	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#473	Bonerdagon necklace	25
#116	Boozehounds Anonymous token	8
#61	Boris's key lime pie	27
#487	Boss Bat britches	30
#117	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	18
#100	Brimstone Boxers	1
#830	Bulky Buddy Box	3
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#23	C.H.U.M. chum	102
#249	C.H.U.M. knife	4
#44	C.H.U.M. lantern	3
#582	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	2
#263	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	3
#288	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	3
#467	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	2
#475	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	2
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#1088	CRIMBCO mug	7
#1374	CRIMBCO scrip	15
#1011	CRIMBCO wine	6
#2128	CRIMBCOIDS mints	2
#535	CRIMBCOLOAF	6
#117	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#29	Chester's muscle shirt	2
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#418	Cloaca grenade	40
#548	Cloaca-Cola	58
#181	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	20
#188	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	14
#134	Cloaca-Cola helmet	15
#695	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	2
#151	Cloaca-Cola shield	15
#56	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	12
#251	Codpiece of the Goblin King	27
#78	Coily™	1
#84	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	10
#216	Corpse Island iced tea	24
#1483	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	1
#971	Crimbo candied pecan	6
#1052	Crimbo fudge	5
#639	Crimbo peppermint bark	14
#183	Crimbo pie	16
#419	Crimbo salad	3
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#651	Crimbo wreath	1
#175	Crimbojito	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#2379	Crimbuck	11
#3601	Crown of the Goblin King	2
#1423	Daffy Taffy	10
🥇	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	1
#551	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	11
#378	Dolphin King's crown	12
#543	Dyspepsi grenade	24
#187	Dyspepsi-Cola	417
#312	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	10
#178	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	12
#165	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	13
#858	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
#134	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	14
#332	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	2
#690	Ent cider	6
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#94	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	5
#248	Fudgie Roll	1
#1026	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	2
#258	Go-Wassail	76
#337	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#655	Green Clover of Justice	3
#156	Inner Strength	3
#316	Inner Truth	1
#1000	Instant Karma	2
#54	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	28
#110	Kiss the Knob apron	1
#515	Kissin' Cousins	2
#94	Knob GÃ¶blin lÃ²ve potion	1
#385	Knob Goblin elite shirt	15
#1315	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	3
#437	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	3
#416	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	3
#215	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	19
#397	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#444	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#321	Misty Robe	2
#2244	Mob Penguin cellular phone	1
#597	Mr. Joe's bangles	1
#169	Nardz energy beverage	4
#350	New Zealand iced tea	2
#434	Newbiesport™ tent	2
#368	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	1
#245	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	4
#265	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	3
#182	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	4
#253	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	2
#212	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	3
#216	Ol' Scratch's ash can	1
#32	Ol' Scratch's manacles	2
#196	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	1
#26	Ol' Scratch's stove door	2
#25	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	3
#187	Oscus's dumpster waders	1
#8	Oscus's neverending soda	1
#53	Oscus's pelt	2
#283	Raggedy Hippy doll	1
#96	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	15
#546	SPF 451 lip balm	3
#975	Sensual Massage for Creeps	1
#57	Skully's hot chocolate	2
#618	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	1
#53	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	29
#1452	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	1
🥈	Stabonic scroll	1
#437	Summer Nights	3
#576	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	12
#649	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	8
#247	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	1
#553	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	14
#592	Tales from the Fireside	2
#669	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	3
#598	The Art of Slapfighting	1
#697	The Joy of Wassailing	3
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
🥇	Thinknerd T-Shirt	1
#1568	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	1
#1576	Thwaitgold bee statuette	1
#1946	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	1
#574	Tiki lighter	1
#340	Typical Tavern swill	12
#149	Ultracolor™ shirt	1
#850	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	2
#441	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	25
#35	Uncle Hobo's belt	1
#23	Uncle Hobo's epic beard	1
#8	Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves	2
#26	Uncle Hobo's stocking cap	1
🥈	Underworld acorn	1
🥈	Underworld trunk	1
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#2089	Valentine	2
#214	Wand of Nagamar	28
#66	Wand of Oscus	2
#228	Woldo trading card	1
#381	Wolfman Nardz	2
#423	Workytime Tea	4
#1149	Yellow Moon of Compassion	2
#1171	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#182	Zombo's grievous greaves	1
#650	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	2
#662	abominable snowcone	11
#361	agua de vida	1
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#2224	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	3
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary pewter cape	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#737	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	1
#44	antique nutcracker waistcoat	1
#573	antique pair of blue jeans	1
#306	around the world	5
#288	arrow'd heart balloon	2
#433	asbestos apron	1
#769	aspirin	1
#1374	astronaut pants	3
#413	awful poetry journal	269
#168	baconstone	42
#1686	badass belt	32
#709	bag of Cheat-Os	4
#502	bag of bones	1
#367	bag of lard	3
#549	ball	11
#71	balloon monkey	27
#968	banana	2
#195	banana peel	28
#1020	banana-frosted king cake	1
#864	bananagate	2
#187	bargain flash powder	4
#59	bark rootbeer	7
#1912	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#451	bath ball gift set	11
#995	battered Crimbo Crate	6
#455	beaten-up Chucks	1
#430	bed of coals	2
#448	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	2
#690	beholed bedsheet	1
#234	bejeweled pledge pin	26
#1065	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#559	bi-lateral logic compressor	4
#89	big bundle of chamoix	3
#702	bindlestocking	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#24	black snowcone	93
#349	black spot	2
#269	black velvet box	1
#258	blind-packed capsule toy	29
#924	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	7
#98	blue plastic baby	4
#14	blue snowcone	1,012
#621	blueberry-frosted king cake	1
#153	bone chips	129
#76	bone spurs	1
#980	borg sock monkey	1
#330	bottle of Blank-Out	34
#376	bottle of Mystic Shell	2
#465	bottle of antifreeze	2
#388	bottle of bubbles	24
#408	bottle of fire	1
#924	bottle of goofballs	28
#679	bottle of pirate juice	1
#385	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	1
#272	bottle of sake	2
#485	bouquet of circular saw blades	2
#403	bowl of fishysoisse	2
#2740	box of sunshine	35
#93	bread line	6
#1525	brick	11
#701	brine	24
#354	bronze breastplate	3
#171	brown plastic baby	4
#132	buñuelos Jaliscos	6
#296	bubble-wrap simulator	1
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#263	buckyball	20
#35	bundle of "fragrant" herbs	1
#255	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	3
#185	calavera concertina	1
#1205	can of Binarrrca	5
#736	can of CRIMBCOLA	5
#840	can of Red Minotaur	2
#123	can of spinach	15
#47	can of starch	5
#343	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	26
#175	candied bolts	6
#424	candied nuts	4
#312	candied yams	29
#1189	candy cane	28
#337	candy kneecapping stick	6
#1465	candy knuckles	2
#3830	candy stake	1
#147	caret	1
#137	casino pass	29
#508	cement sandals	2
#133	cheap cigar butt	26
#698	cheap toaster	3
#25	cheerful Crimbo sweater	5
#431	chocolate cigar	3
#596	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	2
#480	chocolate-covered scarab beetle	2
#1441	chunk of depleted Grimacite	4
#1147	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	2
#160	club necklace	29
#507	colored-light "necklace"	1
#529	comfy coffin	2
#526	commemorative war stein	12
#244	communal gobstopper	4
🥉	control crystal	1
#457	cookie cookie	2
#315	corncob pipe	4
#337	corpse on the beach	15
#232	corpsedriver	21
#315	corpsetini	16
#588	corrupted data	8
#262	crystallized memory	1
#597	cup of infinite pencils	1
#593	cyborg doll	2
#615	deadly lampshade	1
#357	decaying goldfish liver	11
#1605	delicious salad	3
#385	deluxe fax machine	1
#247	diamond necklace	21
#63	digital key lime pie	25
#966	dill	24
#163	distilled fortified wine	15
#1640	doll house	1
#1168	dollhive	3
#585	dope gangsta bling-bling	1
#467	drywall axe	28
#656	duck-on-a-string	3
#10	duct tape shirt	53
#1217	dusty Crimbo crate	3
#160	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	5
#845	easter egg balloon	29
#992	eggnog	14
#1589	elven limbos gingerbread	2
#564	elven cellocello	29
#195	elven hardtack	18
#56	elven magi-pack	413
#64	elven medi-pack	414
#198	elven squeeze	18
#656	elven suicide capsule	26
#132	enchanted handwarmer	1
#1391	evil googly eye	1
#886	evil teddy bear	12
#156	expensive cigar	1
#360	facsimile dictionary	30
#213	fancy bath salts	86
#1288	fancy but probably evil chocolate	4
#969	fancy chocolate	3
#410	fancy chocolate car	7
#650	fancy dress ball	18
#136	fancy schmancy cheese sauce	1
#322	fancy seashell necklace	12
#362	fat stacks of cash	25
#121	fat wallet	6
#2393	felt	1
#686	festive sausage	2
#1764	fire	1
#161	[2426]fire flower	7
#238	flan del mar	3
#164	floaty inverse geode	1
#446	floaty sand	29
#231	foam noodle	5
#121	foreign box	1
#378	fossilized baboon skull	1
#329	fossilized bat skull	1
#682	fossilized limb	4
#310	fossilized serpent skull	2
#382	fossilized spike	10
#398	fossilized spine	3
#476	fossilized torso	7
#696	fossilized wing	1
#328	frayed rope belt	4
#234	freezin' bindle	3
#235	frigid mote	3
#157	frilly shirt	4
#464	frozen banquet	4
#1101	fruitcake	16
#380	fudge bunny	1
#197	fudge cube	1
#399	fudge lily	11
#259	fudge spork	1
#840	fudgecule	233
#503	funky dried mushroom	8
#1657	fuzzy dice	4
#383	gator skin	11
#1177	ghost cucumber	19
#551	ghost pickle on a stick	1
#722	giant discarded bottlecap	6
#578	giant discarded plastic fork	17
#535	giant discarded torn-up glove	8
#567	giant pinky ring	26
#427	gift-a-pult	1
#1032	gingerbread bugbear	20
#1323	gingerbread horror	5
#608	gingerbread house	1
#1335	gingerbread mutant bugbear	4
#806	gingerbread robot	1
#171	ginormous pumpkin	1
#89	glass gnoll eye	1
#263	glow-in-the-dark wristwatch	1
#692	golden ring	40
#340	good brain	1
#1331	googly eye	7
#492	goth kid t-shirt	7
#13	green snowcone	1,028
#57	grouchy restless spirit	1,170
#850	grue egg	31
#369	grungy flannel shirt	1
#11	guano coffee cup	9,830
#624	guy made of bee pollen	3
#225	gyroscope	13
#400	half-orchid	1
#112	hambrosier	1
#254	hamethyst	30
#133	hamethyst ring	2
#139	hand grenegg	1
#2933	handful of confetti	8
#396	handful of numbers	1
#236	handmade hobby horse	1
#571	harem girl t-shirt	1
#256	heart necklace	23
#105	hemp candy necklace	6
#253	herbal stuffing	30
#744	herringcello	24
#491	hideous egg	3
#1110	high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	1
#1287	hobo nickel	1
#867	holiday cheese log	1
#134	imitation nice watch	1
#1278	immense cyborg hand	4
#1370	incredibly creepy marionette	1
#275	inflatable duck	5
#250	intriguing puzzle box	2
#1887	irradiated candy cane	3
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#697	jar of fermented pickle juice	1
#453	java cookie	2
#418	jawbruiser	6
#280	jerky coins	78
#76	jewelry-making pliers	6
#41	jingle bell	1
#203	kamicorpse-ee	1
#948	kite	7
#1898	kneecapping stick	1
#759	kumquartz	3
#250	kumquat supersucker	1
#737	laser-broiled pear	12
#858	lavender candy heart	4
#268	lavender candygram	1
#97	leftover Crimbo rations	2
#871	length of string	12
#975	licorice garrote	3
#346	licorice root	11
#233	lime supersucker	1
#153	little round pebble	2
#836	live wire	1
#1135	loaded serum blowgun	3
#788	lollipop stick	9
#124	long-stemmed rose	14
#378	lovecat tail	2
#249	lucky bottlecap	6
#1622	lucky rabbit's foot	2
#124	lump of coal	6
#1845	mafia aria	2
#71	manly bloomers	1
#520	marionette	3
#575	marionette collective	1
#664	marshmallow	9
#148	megatofu	75
#120	miniature coffin	1
#107	misfit hobby horse	1
#775	monomolecular yo-yo	49
#84	mother's secret recipe	2
#618	motivational poster	6
#690	mugcake	1
#491	mulled cider	1
#658	mummy costume	8
#915	mushroom fermenting solution	6
#1120	mylar scout drone	3
#1463	nanite-infested candy cane	6
#696	nanite-infested eggnog	7
#1396	nanite-infested fruitcake	4
#2030	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	3
#488	night-vision goggles	4
#489	nut-shaped Crimbo cookie	3
#418	obnoxious riddle	1
#676	old leather wallet	1
#481	oozenog	7
#1071	orange candy heart	2
#320	orange candygram	1
#17	orange snowcone	1,052
#132	pack of KWE trading card	21
#599	pack of pogs	23
#644	pair of bolt cutters	5
#365	panhandle panhandling hat	3
#785	paperclip	16
#102	paperclip cape	1
#98	paperclip pants	1
#78	paperclip sproinger	2
#90	paperclip turban	1
#100	paperclip-on tie	1
#363	parasitic claw	1
#227	parasitic headgnawer	1
#233	parasitic strangleworm	1
#1238	passable elf mask	4
#815	pearidot	2
#814	penguin focaccia bread	22
#309	perl necklace	2
#671	personalized coffee mug	36
#2035	pet rock	2
#107	petit 4.1	6
#87	petit fortran	6
#495	petrified time	1
#332	phish stick	3
#215	picture of a dead guy's girlfriend	4
#511	pile of gold coins	1
#168	pile of loose snow	1
#1153	pink candy heart	1
#196	pink candygram	2
#256	pink plastic baby	2
#242	plastic Crimbo reindeer	3
#213	plexiglass pants	1
#211	plexiglass pendant	1
#328	plexiglass pikestaff	1
#213	plexiglass pinky ring	1
#288	plexiglass pith helmet	1
#180	plexiglass pocketwatch	1
#26	plush alielf	1
#15	plush alien hamsterpus	1
#16	plush dogcat	1
#15	plush ferrelf	1
#33	plush hamsterpus	1
#16	plush mutated alielephant	1
#11	plush mutated alielf	1
#459	poison pen	4
#176	polka-dot bow tie	3
#860	polyalloy shield	5
#765	pork elf goodies sack	7
#192	porquoise	35
#80	porquoise eyebrow ring	2
#294	porquoise necklace	1
#53	porquoise ring	5
#390	portable photocopier	17
#243	possessed tomato	1
#455	possessed top	12
#602	powdered candy sushi set	3
#1614	prehistoric spear	1
#1810	pretty flower	2
#326	pulsing flesh	10
#406	pumpkinhead mask	16
#225	punk rock jacket	1
#218	purple corpsel	1
#20	purple snowcone	1,081
#866	rag doll	2
#100	raspberry beret	1
#80	ratarang	2
#2247	razor-tipped yo-yo	1
#29	red armband	1
#46	red coat	7
#39	red shirt	10
#10	red snowcone	1,135
#456	rib of the Bonerdagon	4
#136	ridiculous sandwich	11
#553	right half of a heart necklace	1
#805	rigid carapace	6
#1206	roasted marshmallow	6
#809	rogue swarmer	59
#248	round green sunglasses	3
#638	round purple sunglasses	1
#255	rubber WWBD? bracelet	23
#280	rubber WWJD? bracelet	22
#319	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	20
#205	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	26
#359	ruby on canes	2
#205	sake bomb	116
#994	sawblade fragment	49
#754	shiny ring	32
#254	single-serving herbal stuffing	1
#212	skeleton key	37
#144	sleaze nuggets	11
#551	sleeping stocking	4
#213	slime-soaked brain	1
#128	slime-soaked hypophysis	2
#204	slime-soaked sweat gland	1
#190	slimy fermented bile bladder	76
#167	slimy sweetbreads	91
#391	slow jam collection	11
#186	smudged alchemical recipe	2
#713	sock monkey	3
#2845	solid gold bowling ball	1
#747	solid gold pegleg	1
#341	spade necklace	18
#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1
#74	spectral jelly	1
#1203	spectral pickle	2
#61	spiced rum	17
#540	spooky bark	18
#936	spooky eggnog	6
#560	spooky sap	14
#1333	spooky stuffing	2
#352	square CRIMBCOOKIE	4
#487	stained mattress	2
#676	stainless steel scarf	5
#942	stainless steel shillelagh	5
#1584	stainless steel skullcap	2
#1049	stainless steel slacks	4
#618	stainless steel solitaire	5
#1344	stainless steel suspenders	2
#105	stapler bear	1
#55	star key lime pie	25
#943	stick of "gum"	1
#1520	stick-on-a-string	1
#584	strange shiny disc	5
#599	string of Crimbo lights	1
#2246	string of red beads	1
#397	stuffed Cheshire bitten	95
#315	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	109
#3170	stuffed alien blob	1
#349	stuffed angry cow	107
#289	stuffed astral badger	121
#404	stuffed baby gravy fairy	101
#1466	stuffed can of asparagus	1
#390	stuffed cocoabo	98
#1579	stuffed dodecapede	1
#1747	stuffed doppelshifter	4
#304	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	121
#329	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	112
#955	stuffed ghuol whelp	1
#987	stuffed gray blob	19
#367	stuffed hand turkey	103
#360	stuffed mind flayer	107
#1154	stuffed ninja snowman	2
#392	stuffed scary death orb	100
#248	stuffed shoulder parrot	78
#430	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	96
#354	stuffed snowy owl	103
#426	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	96
#862	stuffed spooky mushroom	10
#368	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	103
#410	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	97
#226	stuffed yo-yo	3
#777	stuffed zmobie	1
#1600	stuffing	4
#1712	sturdy Crimbo crate	1
#457	sucker scaffold	14
#77	superheated fudge	63
#244	sweet mochi ball	10
#432	sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	2
#617	tassel	1
#468	tattered paper crown	2
#497	teddy bear	13
#664	teddy borg	12
#140	teeny-tiny magic scroll	5
#112	tenderizing hammer	18
#244	terrible poem	3
#450	thermos full of Knob coffee	1
#295	throbbing rage gland	1
#297	throwing wrench	11
🥇	time sleigh	1
#649	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	1
#1142	tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	2
#1511	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	3
#607	tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	4
#708	tiny plastic Beebee King	3
#3177	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	1
#384	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
#267	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
#1191	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	4
#3079	tiny plastic Boss Bat	1
#445	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
#221	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	1
#694	tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel	3
#621	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	1
#1220	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	8
#763	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	13
#924	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	4
#86	tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva	1
#101	tiny plastic Crimbomega	1
#576	tiny plastic Crimbomination	1
#87	tiny plastic Crimborgatron	1
#101	tiny plastic Crimbot	1
#1550	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	1
#635	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	1
#1327	tiny plastic Father McGruber	1
#1499	tiny plastic Felonia	3
#284	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
#174	tiny plastic GORM-8	1
#88	tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	1
#972	tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	3
#739	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	6
#215	tiny plastic MechaElf	1
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#225	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	2
#1139	tiny plastic Queen Bee	1
#83	tiny plastic Rudolph the Red	1
#1340	tiny plastic Scott the Miner	1
#1530	tiny plastic Scream Queen	1
#91	tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	1
#1520	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	3
#641	tiny plastic The Man	7
#591	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	6
#238	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	1
#1121	tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	1
#303	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#1794	tiny plastic accordion thief	3
#110	tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	1
#1733	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	1
#1121	tiny plastic angry space marine	2
#244	tiny plastic animelf	1
#1097	tiny plastic batbugbear	2
#987	tiny plastic bee swarm	3
#736	tiny plastic beebee queue	5
#1277	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	4
#1109	tiny plastic black ops bugbear	2
#745	tiny plastic blazing bat	5
#1130	tiny plastic bugaboo	2
#1116	tiny plastic buzzerker	2
#953	tiny plastic cavebugbear	3
#989	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#2096	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	2
#610	tiny plastic disco bandit	8
#101	tiny plastic exo-suited miner	1
#1018	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#428	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#1738	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	1
#1360	tiny plastic hermit	4
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#1340	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	1
#1111	tiny plastic mumblebee	2
#1036	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#830	tiny plastic pastamancer	6
#1137	tiny plastic peacannon	1
#830	tiny plastic sauceror	6
#841	tiny plastic seal clubber	6
#102	tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	1
#1559	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	1
#1126	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	1
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#941	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	10
#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#1832	tiny plastic turtle tamer	3
#735	toast	1,041
#295	tofu casserole	4
#350	tofurkey gravy	25
#313	tofurkey leg	27
#926	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	2
#1791	toothsome rock	3
#595	top	8
#632	towel	13
#995	toy crazy train	7
#899	toy deathbot	1
#782	toy hoverpad	12
#1217	toy jet pack	4
#496	toy mercenary	13
#1815	toy ray gun	2
#702	toy soldier	2
#1439	toy space helmet	3
#650	toy train	3
#952	tree-eating kite	25
#1782	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	1
#354	tropical orchid	5
#388	tropical wrapping paper	3
#833	twitching claw	6
#2016	unstable DNA	5
#947	unstable laser battery	47
#34	unstable quark	45
#753	valuable trinket	90
#489	vampire collar	2
#1912	vampire duck-on-a-string	2
#266	vampire pearl	1
#669	vanilla-frosted king cake	1
#370	vibrating cyborg knife	12
#799	vinegar	39
#673	vitachoconutriment capsule	7
#522	volcanic ash	2
🥇	wand of fudge control	1
#349	warbear battery	5
#79	warbear bearserker potion	23
#82	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	14
#73	warbear liquid overcoat	32
#95	warbear wardance potion	23
#567	warbear whosit	11
#233	water pipe bomb	272
#225	water wings	5
#1538	wheel	1
#1159	white candy heart	1
#871	white chocolate and tomato pizza	1
#112	white collar	18
#250	white hat hacker T-shirt	5
#310	white rice	3
#1933	whoopie cushion	1
#439	wind-up meatcar	23
#615	witch hat	1
#220	wolf mask	154
#386	wolfman mask	16
#180	wool hat	11
#509	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	2
#1033	yellow candy heart	4
#828	yellow snowcone	37
#1254	yo	5
#808	yo-yo	28
#1201	zombie pineal gland	3

Wow, that's 32,193 items total!

what items are this player missing?