Museum :: pantsthief

pantsthief

Rank	Item	Quantity
#164	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	70
#295	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#282	Amulet of Yendor	82
#834	Angelhair Culottes	1
#441	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	2
#480	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	2
#862	BGE merchandise order form	2
#364	BGE pocket calendar	2
#1405	BGE shotglass	2
#454	BGE temporary tattoo	2
#633	BGE tiny plastic toy	2
#296	BRAINS shorts	2
#34	BRICKO pants	2
#309	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	2
#3368	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	2
#382	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	6
#369	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	6
#562	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	2
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#502	Blizzards I Have Died In	2
#27	Blood 'n' Plenty	22
#254	Blood Light	16
#301	Bone's Farm "wine"	6
#1678	Bonerdagon necklace	3
#106	Boris's key lime pie	11
#647	Boss Bat britches	23
#19	Brimstone Boxers	2
#430	Bulky Buddy Box	7
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#254	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	4
#164	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	4
#175	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	4
#148	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	4
#155	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	4
#250	CRIMBCO lanyard	2
#2097	CRIMBCO mug	1
#824	CRIMBCO scrip	110
#1938	CRIMBCO wine	1
#1703	CRIMBCOIDS mints	3
#786	CRIMBCOLOAF	5
#35	Can-Can skirt	2
#80	Cerebral Culottes	2
#175	Chester's cutoffs	1
#308	Cloaca grenade	57
#180	Cloaca-Cola	230
#160	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	23
#218	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	12
#260	Cloaca-Cola helmet	9
#154	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	20
#353	Cloaca-Cola shield	7
#256	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	3
#699	Codpiece of the Goblin King	11
#1480	Colander of Em-er'il	2
#89	Comma Chameleon egg	1
#1368	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#877	Corpse Island iced tea	5
#363	Crimbo candied pecan	32
#299	Crimbo fudge	44
#8	Crimbo pants	1
#356	Crimbo peppermint bark	33
#350	Crimbo wreath	2
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#256	Crimboween memo	33
#777	Crown of the Goblin King	32
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#314	Deactivated O. A. F.	2
#1297	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	2
#198	Doc's Miracle Cure	7
#602	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	7
#1652	Drowsy Sword	5
#174	Dyspepsi grenade	77
#273	Dyspepsi-Cola	266
#140	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	21
#204	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	11
#277	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	9
#177	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	20
#246	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	9
#174	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	4
#399	Ecto-Cooler	2
#26	El Vibrato trapezoid	1
#581	Feynman gate	16
#84	Frosty's arm	1
#213	Frosty's carrot	1
#121	Frosty's snowball sack	1
#126	Fudgie Roll	2
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#777	Galapagosian Cuisses	1
#1600	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	1
#582	Go-Wassail	25
#52	Greatest American Pants	1
#1440	Green Clover of Justice	1
#422	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	2
#490	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	3
#88	Hodgman's almanac	1
#669	Hodgman's blanket	1
#129	Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	1
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
🥈	Junior LAAAAME merit badge	1
#837	Kissin' Cousins	1
#96	Knob Goblin Uberpants	7
#119	Knob Goblin elite pants	50
#208	Knob Goblin harem pants	24
#216	Knob Goblin pants	71
#778	Lederhosen of the Night	1
#1061	Let Me Be!	1
#145	Libram of Candy Heart Summoning	1
#82	Libram of Divine Favors	1
#2321	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	6
#495	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	16
#61	McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning	1
#325	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	2
#120	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	3
#397	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#444	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#65	Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog	1
#289	Mob Penguin cellular phone	74
#279	Nightstalker perfume	7
#128	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	1
#64	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	2
#93	Ol' Scratch's stove door	1
#361	Orcish cargo shorts	7
#187	Oscus's dumpster waders	1
#814	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#975	Sensual Massage for Creeps	1
#272	Silver Bullet beer	9
#810	Spooky Surprise Egg	3
#94	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	41
#92	The Cooler Out of Space	30
#33	The Necbromancer's Hat	1
#28	The Necbromancer's Shorts	1
#38	The Necbromancer's Stein	1
#14	The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff	1
#302	The Necbronomicon	1
#58	The Necbronomicon (used)	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#334	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	4
#249	Tiki lighter	2
#62	Tome of Clip Art	2
#935	Travels with Jerry	1
#11	Travoltan trousers	3
🥇	Trivial Avocations board game	1
#157	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#20	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	3
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
#457	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	24
#35	Uncle Hobo's belt	1
#29	Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves	1
#26	Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants	1
#59	Uncle Hobo's highest bough	1
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#1526	Valentine	6
#1286	Wand of Nagamar	1
#584	Workytime Tea	2
#17	Zombo's empty eye	1
#181	Zombo's grievous greaves	1
#187	Zombo's shield	1
#85	Zombo's skull ring	1
#54	adhesive tape dolly	2
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#47	alpha-mail pants	4
#81	ammonite candy mold	2
#89	ammonite fossil	69
#251	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	19
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
#221	antique greaves	41
#451	aspirin	2
#82	astral badger	1
#149	astronaut ice-cream	3
#4	astronaut pants	872
#252	atomic vector plotter	16
#132	bad penguin egg	1
#1914	badass belt	28
#840	bag of airline peanuts	30
#305	ball	21
#56	ball-in-a-cup	3
#256	banana peel	19
#185	banana supersucker	2
#1020	banana-frosted king cake	1
#58	bananagate	99
#42	bananarama bangle	2
#70	bark boxers	1
#88	barskin loincloth	1
#47	basic meat kilt	3
#73	basic meat pants	4
#43	basic meat skirt	3
#277	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	6
#1425	bath ball gift set	1
#491	battered Crimbo Crate	21
#76	belemnite candy mold	2
#75	belemnite fossil	72
#47	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	12
#234	bi-lateral logic compressor	16
#481	bindlestocking	4
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#241	bite-me-red lipstick	78
#778	black candy heart	2
#694	black greaves	1
#81	blank fudge mold	8
#1103	blood flower	3
#221	bloody clown pants	31
#75	blue raspberry troll doll	1
🥈	blue ribbon	1
#645	blue snowcone	4
🥈	blue traffic cone	1
#61	boneana hammock	1
#275	borg sock monkey	7
#729	bottle of Blank-Out	4
#1132	bottle of goofballs	22
#142	bow staff	1
#38	bowlegged pants	2
#134	bowler	1
#1443	box of sunshine	125
#746	brick	47
#807	brine	19
#447	brown plastic baby	1
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#293	buckyball	17
#227	bugbear bungguard	28
#252	bullet-proof corduroys	17
#233	buoybottoms	3
#740	can of Binarrrca	11
#736	can of CRIMBCOLA	5
#173	can of Red Minotaur	26
#81	can of fake snow	4
#595	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	15
#541	candied yams	17
#430	candy cane	88
#460	candy knuckles	5
#447	candy stake	13
#43	cane-mail pants	1
#618	capacitor relay	16
#636	carbon nanotube frame	16
#54	chain-mail monokini	3
#229	chainsaw chain	2
#1344	cheap elven gloves	1
#170	cheap plastic bottle opener	32
#319	cheap toaster	7
#488	chocolate cigar	2
#367	chunk of depleted Grimacite	30
#68	cinnamon troll doll	1
#1147	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	2
#101	clockwork pants	1
#305	clown hammer	93
#1980	club necklace	3
#106	colored-light "necklace"	3
#235	computronic processing unit	16
#1424	corpsedriver	2
#1811	corpsetini	1
#113	crotchety pants	1
#281	cursed scrunchie	2
#269	cyborg doll	7
#379	cyborg stompin' boot	5
#512	cymbal syrup	6
#58	dandy lion cub	1
🥈	deactivated RoboGoose	1
#262	deck of tropical cards	2
#313	defective skull	78
#61	delicious noodles	96
#477	delicious salad	104
#189	deluxe fax machine	2
#158	demonskin trousers	1
#9	depantsing bomb	1,353
#22	depleted Grimacite shinguards	1
#2467	diamond necklace	2
#1130	dill	13
#172	disbelief suspenders	7
#188	distressed denim pants	28
#440	divine blowout	5
#508	divine can of silly string	2
#474	divine champagne flute	4
#386	divine cracker	4
#503	divine noisemaker	2
#160	doll house	36
#458	dollhive	18
#104	double-ice britches	1
#273	drum of pomade	4
#73	duck-on-a-string	25
#351	duct tape	107
#43	duct tape dockers	2
#148	dungeoneer's dungarees	9
#668	dusty Crimbo crate	15
#1281	dwarf bread	1
#1641	easter egg balloon	14
#28	eelskin pants	1
#227	eggnog	81
#1262	elven cellocello	16
#685	elven socks	6
#831	elven suicide capsule	22
#607	empty blowgun	2
#393	encoder ring	45
#416	ennui-flavored potato chips	91
#205	evil googly eye	24
#437	evil teddy bear	31
#1294	explosion-flavored chewing gum	9
#141	extra-see-thru nightie	4
#212	extremely skinny jeans	4
#995	facsimile dictionary	7
#347	fake fake vomit	93
#749	fake plastic grass	2
#226	fancy but probably evil chocolate	20
#157	fancy chocolate	16
#696	fancy dress ball	16
#16	fancy tuxedo pants	1
#532	felt	17
#1162	festive holiday hat	2
#246	filthy corduroys	34
#341	fire	17
#206	flashing novelty button	5
#7	floaty rock pants	1
#299	flowing hippy skirt	2
#100	fluid of fudge-finding	2
#351	foam noodle	2
#450	frigid fudgepuck	5
#252	frilly skirt	17
#480	fruitcake	46
#188	fudge bunny	3
#136	fudge cube	2
#729	fudge lily	2
#62	fudge pocket square	1
#145	fudge spork	2
#772	fudgecule	362
#22	fudgecycle	11
#152	fudgesicle	2
#259	funhouse mirror	2
#86	furry kilt	1
#92	furry pants	10
#67	furry skirt	1
#410	fuzzy dice	11
#183	gauze shorts	1
#1103	ghost cucumber	24
#551	ghost pickle on a stick	1
#248	ghost protocol	2
#265	ghost trap	4
#201	ghostly body paint	25
#361	ghuol guolash	21
#373	giant discarded torn-up glove	12
#100	giant green gummi bear	2
#131	giant green gummi ingot	2
#1368	giant pinky ring	7
#95	giant red gummi bear	2
#122	giant red gummi ingot	2
#100	giant yellow gummi bear	2
#120	giant yellow gummi ingot	2
#1397	gingerbread bugbear	12
#217	gingerbread horror	21
#608	gingerbread house	1
#938	gingerbread mutant bugbear	5
#149	gnauga hide chaps	1
#79	gnauga hide kilt	1
#48	gnauga hide skirt	1
#277	gold lamé pants	2
#257	golden ring	82
#657	googly eye	20
#70	grape troll doll	1
#50	grass blade	3
#52	grass hat	3
#41	grass skirt	4
#1069	gray bow tie	3
#616	green beer	19
#845	green candy heart	4
#180	green drunki-bear	2
#250	green glowstick	7
#30	green gummi ingot	920
🥈	green traffic cone	1
#595	gremlin juice	1
#2879	grue egg	6
#110	gummi ammonite	2
#106	gummi belemnite	2
#68	gummi bowtie	1
#98	gummi canary	4
#90	gummi salamander	4
#115	gummi snake	4
#104	gummi trilobite	2
#624	guy made of bee pollen	3
#390	gyroscope	7
#328	hamethyst necklace	1
#3242	handful of confetti	6
#105	handmade hobby horse	2
#143	hardened slime pants	1
🥇	heart of dark chocolate	1
#522	herbal stuffing	15
#1024	herringcello	19
#183	high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	16
#77	hippopotamus kilt	1
#125	hippopotamus pants	1
#57	hippopotamus skirt	1
#19	hobo dungarees	1
#8	honeybritches	1
#234	hyperbolic plasma focuser	16
#156	immense cyborg hand	13
#185	incredibly creepy marionette	16
#411	inflatable duck	2
#682	ion grid	16
#243	ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	16
#424	iron pasta spoon	13
#88	ironic jogging shorts	1
#2793	irradiated candy cane	1
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#489	jar of swamp gas	81
#734	jawbruiser	4
#364	jazz soap	82
#364	jerky coins	56
#85	jewel-eyed wizard hat	1
#41	jingle bell	1
#400	joybuzzer	77
#162	killer rag doll	16
#610	killing feather	55
#347	kite	21
#278	kneecapping stick	56
#38	kumquartz	117
#34	kumquartz ring	2
#195	kumquat supersucker	2
#253	laser-broiled pear	34
#159	leather chaps	25
#491	left half of a heart necklace	1
#178	leftover Crimbo rations	1
#681	length of string	16
#439	leotarrrd	3
#11	liar's pants	1
#446	licorice root	6
#173	lime supersucker	2
#141	llama lama cria	1
#1435	loaded serum blowgun	2
#585	logic synthesizer	16
#71	lollipop cufflinks	1
#372	lollipop stick	135
#133	los chinos	5
#378	lovecat tail	2
#218	lucky Crimbo tiki necklace	1
#325	lucky rabbit's foot	20
#186	mad scientist's sock monkey	17
#393	mafia aria	61
#1290	magical ice cube with a fly in it	10
#171	makeshift skirt	1
#71	manly bloomers	1
#95	mariachi pants	352
#61	marionette	17
#120	marionette collective	7
#664	marshmallow	9
#114	miner's pants	30
#275	miniature stuffed Goth Giant	2
#108	misfit dolly	1
#763	monomolecular yo-yo	50
#130	monster pants	1
#20	mostly rat-hide leggings	1
#1339	motivational poster	1
#667	mylar scout drone	7
#600	mysterious silver lapel pin	1
#908	nanite-infested candy cane	12
#276	nanite-infested eggnog	16
#467	nanite-infested fruitcake	10
#712	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	7
#98	necrotizing body spray	81
#279	night-vision goggles	6
#183	ninja hot pants	23
#31	old patched suit-pants	1
#1858	old sweatpants	4
🥇	old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie	1
#1187	oozenog	4
#525	orange glowstick	4
#523	oriole-feather headdress	2
#137	oversized fish scaler	18
#643	pack of pogs	18
#161	packet of tofurkey gravy	1
#400	pair of bolt cutters	7
#57	pair of pearidot earrings	2
#37	palm-frond capris	4
#688	pants of the Slug Lord	5
#44	paper-plate-mail pants	3
#1135	paperclip	2
#19	paperclip cape	2
#20	paperclip pants	2
#78	paperclip sproinger	2
#15	paperclip turban	2
#17	paperclip-on tie	2
#190	parasitic tentacles	1
#894	passable elf mask	6
#1038	patent leather shoes	3
#163	pear supersucker	2
#48	pearidot	108
#940	penguin focaccia bread	20
#150	penguin shorts	1
#508	penguin skin	91
#1285	penguin thesaurus	2
#90	penguinskin mini-kilt	1
#47	penguinskin mini-skirt	2
🥈	pet rock	5,976
#37	pet rock "Groucho" disguise	522
#23	pet rock "Snooty" disguise	752
#495	petrified time	1
#266	phish stick	5
#282	picture of a dead guy's girlfriend	3
#168	pile of loose snow	1
#125	pin-stripe slacks	1
#553	pink glowstick	4
#35	pink pinkslip slip	1
#57	pixel pants	3
#367	plastic Crimbo reindeer	2
#249	plastic passion fruit	7
#214	plexiglass pants	1
#501	pog #01 (spider)	1
#492	pog #09 (pirate)	1
#513	pog #10 (hobo)	1
#180	poodle skirt	1
#828	pork elf goodies sack	6
#83	portable corkscrew	57
#907	portable photocopier	2
#342	possessed top	16
#43	pottery training pants	1
#240	prehistoric spear	16
#74	press-on ribs	84
#1345	pretty flower	8
#252	purple glowstick	6
#232	quantum polarity inducer	16
#220	questionable taco	2
#451	radium-flavored potato chips	92
#102	rag doll	19
#489	razor-tipped yo-yo	17
#233	recursive spline reticulator	16
#161	red drunki-bear	2
#32	red gummi ingot	918
#15	reinforced furry underpants	11
#243	reverse-oscillating klystron	16
#1298	rib of the Bonerdagon	1
#32	ridiculous belt	2
#56	ridiculous cocktail	22
#38	ridiculous earring	2
#62	ridiculous sandwich	22
#36	ridiculous sunglasses	2
#1271	rigid carapace	3
#381	roasted marshmallow	91
#189	roboduck-on-a-string	8
#103	robotronic egg	216
#72	rogue swarmer	264
#1729	roll of toilet paper	9
#10	rose-colored glasses	1
#2146	rubber WWBD? bracelet	3
#1836	rubber WWJD? bracelet	4
#3658	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	1
#2735	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	2
#993	rubber emo roe	24
#33	rusty metal greaves	1
#163	sawblade fragment	122
#787	sawblade shield	2
#1295	scroll of drastic healing	1
#197	scroll of pasta summoning	88
#257	servomechanical torsion facilitator	16
#210	set of jacks	1
#422	severed rocking horse head	1
#2313	shiny ring	3
#171	silver shotgun shell	2
#254	skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	6
#86	sleeping snowy owl	53
#806	sleeping stocking	1
#14	slime-covered greaves	1
#1272	slow jam collection	1
#216	smiling rat	1
#31	snailmail breeches	1
#259	snowboarder pants	14
#157	sock monkey	16
#126	sorority brain	12
#41	sorority girl's box	1
#1978	spade necklace	3
#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1
#98	spangly mariachi pants	8
#468	spooky eggnog	11
#560	spooky felt	16
#1479	spooky hockey mask	1
#633	spooky length of string	16
#362	spooky stuffing	16
#53	spooky toy wheel	92
#312	spooky wooden block	24
#352	square CRIMBCOOKIE	4
#57	square sponge pants	1
#1799	stainless steel scarf	1
#942	stainless steel shillelagh	5
#706	stainless steel skullcap	5
#840	stainless steel slacks	5
#1007	stainless steel solitaire	3
#929	stainless steel suspenders	4
#170	star pants	2
#87	sticky meat kilt	1
#57	sticky meat pants	2
#62	sticky meat skirt	1
#4	stinky cheese diaper	1
#170	strawberry supersucker	2
#51	strawberyl	105
#37	strawberyl necklace	2
#330	string of Crimbo lights	2
#114	string of blue beads	76
#103	string of green beads	80
#118	string of red beads	73
#567	stringy sinew	16
#56	studded leather boxer shorts	31
#8937	stuffed Cheshire bitten	1
#8942	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	1
#380	stuffed alien blob	16
#2630	stuffed angry cow	18
#2360	stuffed astral badger	21
#3590	stuffed baby gravy fairy	12
#2713	stuffed cocoabo	17
#1579	stuffed dodecapede	1
#402	stuffed doppelshifter	36
#2480	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	20
#2688	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	18
#1657	stuffed gray blob	6
#2292	stuffed hand turkey	22
#2220	stuffed mind flayer	23
#2481	stuffed scary death orb	20
#3952	stuffed shoulder parrot	2
#2682	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	18
#2492	stuffed snowy owl	19
#2193	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	23
#3043	stuffed spooky mushroom	1
#1860	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	27
#2054	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	25
#75	stuffed-shirt scarecrow	1
#447	stuffing	20
#515	sturdy Crimbo crate	28
#223	sub-molecular interocitor	16
#96	sucker bucket	2
#14	sucker hakama	13
#80	sucker kabuto	2
#272	sucker scaffold	41
#102	sucker tachi	2
#146	sugar shorts	1
#657	superheated fudge	2
#226	support cummerbund	35
#29	swashbuckling pants	233
#592	synthetic stuffing	10
#131	teddy bear	50
#813	teddy borg	9
#953	theoretical string	8
#228	throwing bone	4
#58	tighty whiteys	5
#42	time helmet	1
🥇	time sleigh	1
#11	time trousers	2
#649	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	1
#203	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	2
#144	tiny plastic Big Candy	2
#226	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	2
#621	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	1
#315	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	30
#375	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	25
#134	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	17
#576	tiny plastic Crimbomination	1
#261	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	5
#635	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	1
#152	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	2
#403	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#272	tiny plastic Scream Queen	5
#141	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	17
#174	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	2
#303	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	5
#4480	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	1
#153	tiny plastic colollilossus	2
#233	tiny plastic fax machine	2
#317	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	5
#221	tiny plastic hobo elf	2
#203	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	6
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#235	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	35
#173	tiny plastic trollipop	2
#441	tofurkey gravy	20
#432	tofurkey leg	20
#161	tofurkey nugget	1
#433	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	4
#4	toothsome rock	1,602
#276	top	16
#219	tortoise's blessing	12
#47	tourmalime	109
#46	tourmalime tourniquet	2
#561	towel	16
#195	toy crazy train	50
#175	toy deathbot	7
#452	toy jet pack	17
#184	toy maglev monorail	8
#398	toy mercenary	19
#558	toy ray gun	16
#90	toy soldier	16
#499	toy space helmet	17
#97	toy train	16
#580	toy wheel	16
#76	tree skirt	4
#402	tree-eating kite	86
#40	tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	13
#658	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	3
#84	trilobite candy mold	2
#76	trilobite fossil	75
🥇	tropical Crimbo pressie	1
#1132	tropical wrapping paper	1
#56	troutpiece	2
#49	turtle wax greaves	1
#101	turtlemail breeches	1
#67	union scalemail pants	2
#1756	unstable DNA	10
#162	unstable laser battery	112
#243	vampire duck-on-a-string	51
#669	vanilla-frosted king cake	1
#1289	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	3
#165	vibrating cyborg knife	19
#1160	vinegar	12
#236	vitachoconutriment capsule	21
🥇	wand of fudge control	1
#225	wheel	16
#138	whisker pencil	65
#418	white satin pants	6
#826	whoopie cushion	34
#415	wind-up chattering teeth	78
#419	wind-up meatcar	25
#243	wooden block	12
#42	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	11
#284	x-ray specs	79
#80	yakskin kilt	1
#106	yakskin pants	1
#63	yakskin skirt	1
#170	yellow drunki-bear	2
#172	yellow glowstick	8
#35	yellow gummi ingot	911
#242	yellow snowcone	131
#1333	yeti fur	9
#500	yo	19
#173	yo-yo	181
#678	zombie pineal gland	7

Wow, that's 25,711 items total!

what items are this player missing?