Museum :: MagFitch

MagFitch

Rank	Item	Quantity
#114	"Humorous" T-shirt	1
#72	100-Watt bulb	1
#15	9-ball	288
#41	ASCII shirt	91
#414	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#84	Amulet of Yendor	233
#2230	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#392	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	1
#12	Ankh of Badahnkadh	232
#70	Apathargic Bandersnatch	1
#232	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#76	Bag o' Tricks	1
#613	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#1784	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	6
#1256	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	1
#34	Bash-Ōs boxtop	20
#222	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
#47	Better Than Cuddling Cake	79
#761	Bit O' Ectoplasm	1
#521	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
#13	Bohemian rhapsody	221
#613	Boss Bat bling	5
#2262	Boss Bat britches	2
#1568	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	2
#1502	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#46	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	11
#9	Can-Can skirt	10
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#24	Children's Meal of the Damned	1
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#12	Clan pool table	1
#5	Climate Colada	22
#200	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	15
#19	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	84
#1869	Codpiece of the Goblin King	2
#2464	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#1237	Cold Hots candy	1
#14	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	236
#89	Comma Chameleon egg	1
#1368	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#15	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	237
#53	Corpse Island iced tea	67
#109	Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	1
#12	Crimbo hat	1
#8	Crimbo pants	1
#96	Crimbo stocking	1
#11	Crimbo sword	1
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#651	Crimbo wreath	1
#2316	Crimbuck	13
#114	Crown of the Goblin King	157
#1927	Daffy Taffy	1
#93	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	6
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
#64	Deactivated O. A. F.	11
#2661	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#42	Doc's Miracle Cure	39
#118	Dogsgotnonoz pills	2
#57	Dolphin King's crown	62
#77	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	42
#1132	Drowsy Sword	11
#285	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	10
#6	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	191
#248	Eau de Guaneau	2
#1785	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
🥇	El Vibrato drone	1,300
#290	El Vibrato power sphere	3
🥇	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	177
🥉	El Vibrato trapezoid	38
#2384	Elder Turtle Shell	1
#72	Elvish sunglasses	1
#1688	Feynman gate	1
#13	Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form	3
🥇	French slippers	1
#102	Frosty's frosty mug	18
🥈	General Assembly Module	3
#16	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	253
#396	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	6
#18	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	24
#34	Great Ball of Frozen Fire	2
#1440	Green Clover of Justice	1
#44	Grimacite Bock	1
#755	Gummi-Gnauga	1
#57	Hanukkimbo dreidl	1
#680	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#202	Hodgman's blanket	7
#133	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	1
#166	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	1
#209	Inndya trading card	1
#1674	Iron Beta of Industry	1
#7	Junior Adventurer's kit	5
#6	Junior Adventurer's merit badge	1
#127	Kevlar balloon	1
#110	Kiss the Knob apron	1
#227	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
#268	Knob Goblin lunchbox	5
🥈	LARP membership card	1
#669	LED block	1
🥇	LWA ring	1
#229	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#145	Libram of Candy Heart Summoning	1
#82	Libram of Divine Favors	1
#112	Libram of Love Songs	1
#1827	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	10
#187	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	302
#272	M-242	40
#261	Mae West with a fly in it	1
#1985	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#44	March hat	1
#20	Mariner's Friend cough drops	181
#11	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	1,057
#75	Mayflower bouquet	1
#61	McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning	1
#47	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	60
#397	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#444	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#207	Mob Penguin cellular phone	110
#232	Morbidda trading card	1
#13	Morlock's Mark Bourbon	46
#93	Mr. Accessory Jr.	1
#171	Mr. Balloon	1
#2682	Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#34	Ms. Accessory	1
#182	Mylar balloon	1
#246	Nayztameetjoo trading card	1
🥉	Newbiesport™ backpack	1
#1574	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	1
#742	Now and Earlier	1
#95	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	15
#1269	Orange Star of Sacrifice	1
#304	Order of the Silver Wossname	2
#253	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	14
#814	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#233	Poison Oak trading card	1
#233	Princess Rutabaga trading card	1
#24	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	135
#232	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
#5	Radio Free Baseball Cap	1
#5	Radio Free Foil	1
🥉	Radio Free Pants	1
#283	Raggedy Hippy doll	1
#8	Rainbow's Gravity	23
#211	Ralph IX cognac	1
#260	Red Balloon of Valor	1
#2658	Rock Pops	1
#204	Roo trading card	1
#40	S.T.L.T.	3
#10	SPF 451 lip balm	200
#6	STYX deodorant body spray	1
#2541	Scalp of Gorgolok	1
#53	Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome	2
#1319	Senior Mints	1
#211	Serenity trading card	1
#106	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	7
#54	Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts	2
#53	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	62
#644	Steal This Candy	1
#669	Sugar Cog	1
#217	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	1
#96	The Six-Pack of Pain	1
#208	The Snake trading card	1
#216	Thorny Toad trading card	1
#574	Tiki lighter	1
#34	Tome of Snowcone Summoning	1
#109	Tome of Sugar Shummoning	1
#69	Travoltan trousers	1
#48	Tropical Crimbo Hat	2
#160	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#500	Typical Tavern swill	4
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
🥈	Underworld acorn	1
🥈	Underworld trunk	1
#250	Uranium Omega of Temperance	1
#47	V for Vivala mask	1
#153	Valentine	273
#273	Valentine's Day cake	2
#228	Vaso De Agua trading card	1
#183	Venus flytrap	1
#1954	Wint-O-Fresh mint	1
#228	Woldo trading card	1
#1612	Yellow Moon of Compassion	1
#2955	Yummy Tummy bean	1
#93	Zim Merman's guitar	9
#1170	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#335	abandoned candy	1
#35	albatross necklace	3
#129	all-purpose flower	1
#622	alphabet gum	1
#4	ancient spice	2,163
#3681	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	1
#53	angel-food cake	1
#679	anniversary balloon	1
#1454	anniversary gift box	3
#5	annoying pitchfork	1,227
#147	apathetic lizardman doll	1
#162	around the world	17
#288	arrow'd heart balloon	2
#57	arse-a'fire elixir	4
#72	asbestos crossbow string	4
#73	asbestos stick	4
#86	asbestos sword hilt	4
#769	aspirin	1
#82	astral badger	1
🥉	astral mushroom	7,835
#2064	astronaut pants	1
#1088	atomic vector plotter	1
#183	babycakes	1
#367	baconstone	22
🥉	baconstone bracelet	144
#85	baconstone earring	2
#130	baconstone pendant	3
#11	baconstone ring	21
#132	bad penguin egg	1
#1380	badass belt	40
#84	bag of airline peanuts	257
#52	bag of lard	18
#2042	ball	1
#247	ball-in-a-cup	1
#439	banana	10
#13	banana-frosted king cake	51
🥉	bargain flash powder	5,946
#1912	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#1662	battered Crimbo Crate	1
#15	beaten-up Chucks	44
#20	bed of coals	18
🥈	begpwnia	3,648
#10	beholed bedsheet	37
#1064	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#7	bellhop bell	337
#1022	bi-lateral logic compressor	1
#9	birthday candle	1
#93	birthday party jellybean cheesecake	1
#160	black candy heart	85
#66	black eyedrops	11
#132	black lotus	1
#4	black snowcone	352
#188	black-and-blue light	327
#63	blood flower	227
#199	blue plasma ball	318
🥈	blue snowcone	7,828
#125	blue velvet cake	1
🥈	blue-frosted astral cupcake	4,872
#174	bobble-hip hula elf doll	1
#29	bottle of Mystic Shell	35
#317	bottle of Pinot Renoir	4
#110	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	10
#10	bottle of antifreeze	75
#16	bottle of black cat tonic	215
#2996	bottle of goofballs	5
#31	bottle of pirate juice	23
#7	bottle of realpagne	218
#89	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	5
#72	bottle-rocket crossbow	1
#95	bottled green pixie	1
#16	bottled inspiration	220
#66	bouquet of circular saw blades	22
#437	bow	1
#142	bow staff	1
#223	bowl of fishysoisse	4
#150	bowlegged pants	1
#43	bowler	2
#197	box of sunshine	2,149
#145	brick	239
#847	brine	15
#6	brown plastic baby	228
#1627	buckyball	1
#35	bunch of bananas	154
#68	burnt flower	401
#4	calavera concertina	45
#249	calle de miel with a fly in it	1
#12	calm attention-deficit demon	1
#19	can of Binarrrca	781
#17	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	82
#545	can of fake snow	1
#31	can of spinach	58
#8	can-can-in-a-can	213
#14	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	324
#1141	candied kobold	1
#57	candied yam pinky ring	1
🥉	candied yams	897
#857	candy brain	1
#4784	candy cane	1
#110	candy cornucopia	1
#3830	candy stake	1
#1757	capacitor relay	1
#1811	carbon nanotube frame	1
🥈	carbonite visor	1
#9	cheap plastic bottle opener	895
#162	cheap studded belt	375
#109	chocolate box	1
#714	chocolate filthy lucre	1
#113	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	14
#809	chocolate-frosted king cake	1
#56	chrome crossbow string	6
#72	chrome stick	4
#65	chrome sword hilt	4
#14	chunk of depleted Grimacite	380
#61	class five ecto-larva	1
#31	clingfilm cap	1
#40	clingfilm slippers	1
#34	clingfilm trousers	1
#82	clown hammer	262
#146	club necklace	31
#11	coffin lid	293
#12	cold wad	1,487
#507	colored-light "necklace"	1
#26	comfy blanket	1
🥉	comfy coffin	264
#1056	computronic processing unit	1
#131	concentrated garbage juice	6
#95	congratulatory cake	1
#200	cool mushroom wine	1
#112	corpse on the beach	43
#44	corpsebite	8
#52	corpsedriver	69
#119	corpsetini	41
#42	cosmic lemonade	4
#29	cotton candy bale	71
#99	cotton candy cocoon	1
#6	cotton candy cone	841
#9	cotton candy pillow	465
#41	cotton candy pinch	12
#21	cotton candy plug	84
#23	cotton candy skoshe	49
#45	cotton candy smidgen	10
#63	cream pie	36
#17	cupcake-in-a-cup	26
#5	cursed bottle of black-label rum	725
#36	cursed breeches	1
🥈	cursed cannonball	856
#64	cursed cutlass	1
🥈	cursed dirty joke scroll	1,096
#42	cursed eyepatch	1
#377	cursed piece of thirteen	1
🥉	cursed voodoo skull	1,171
#7	custom avatar form	1
#919	cyborg doll	1
#1826	cyborg stompin' boot	1
#150	cymbal syrup	94
#1025	daisy	1
#58	dandy lion cub	1
🥈	deactivated RoboGoose	1
#8	dead guy's piece of double-sided tape	5
#323	deadly lampshade	3
#57	deadly nightshade	1
#618	deck of tropical cards	1
#88	defective skull	244
#9	deflated inflatable dodecapede	1
#32	delicious salad	813
#59	dental pliers	1
#25	depleted Grimacite astrolabe	1
#40	depleted Grimacite grappling hook	1
#40	depleted Grimacite gravy boat	1
#46	depleted Grimacite hammer	1
#27	depleted Grimacite ninja mask	1
#22	depleted Grimacite shinguards	1
#31	depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt	1
#41	devil's-food cake	1
#179	diamond necklace	26
#22	diamond-studded fronts	12
#9	digital underground potion	32
#887	dill	30
#71	dinged-up triangle	1
#46	disassembled clover	3,000
#53	disembodied brain	97
🥉	disintegrating sheet music	10,146
#6	disintegrating spiky collar	340
#101	distilled fortified wine	23
#21	divine blowout	3,489
#23	divine can of silly string	3,160
#7	divine champagne flute	4,554
#19	divine champagne popper	700
#18	divine cracker	1,266
#16	divine noisemaker	5,613
#1640	doll house	1
#1607	dollhive	1
#43	donkey flipbook	15
#30	doppelshifter egg	1
#395	double daisy	1
#1476	duck-on-a-string	1
#1576	dusty Crimbo crate	1
#8	dusty animal cranium	68
#1281	dwarf bread	1
#55	dwarvish war helmet	1
#1296	easter egg balloon	19
#47	effluvious emerald	42
#2363	eggnog	2
#17	empty blowgun	200
#202	enchanted leopard-print barbell	14
#81	encoder ring	217
#9	escargotsicle	210
#47	especially salty dog	13
#1391	evil googly eye	1
#2680	evil teddy bear	1
#74	exactly-three-shaped box	1
#145	exotic orchid	1
#95	explosion-flavored chewing gum	244
#90	extra-greasy slider	28
#9	extra-potent gremlin mutagen	126
#244	facsimile dictionary	43
#37	fake blood	37
#99	fake fake vomit	259
#90	fake hand	266
#1008	fake plastic grass	1
#38	fancy ball mask	4
#3837	fancy but probably evil chocolate	1
#161	fancy canapés	3
#2520	fancy chocolate	1
#2422	fancy dress ball	1
#2393	felt	1
#28	festive holiday hat	73
#86	filigreed hamethyst earring	1
#82	filigreed hamethyst necklace	1
#48	filigreed hamethyst ring	2
🥉	filth-encrusted futon	511
#45	fire	146
#141	[2426]fire flower	8
#321	flaming mushroom wine	1
#469	flashing novelty button	3
#22	flask of Amontillado	12
#168	flat mushroom wine	1
#177	flavored foot massage oil	302
#76	floaty stone sphere	1
#173	foam dart	321
#496	foam noodle	1
#431	foie gras	1
#29	frigid mote	16
#199	frostbite-flavored Hob-O	1
#325	frozen Mob Penguin	4
#90	frozen banquet	20
#3426	fruitcake	1
#210	fruitfilm	1
#187	fry-oil-flavored Hob-O	1
#4736	fuzzy dice	1
#197	garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O	1
#12	gasmask	1
#56	gazing shoes	1
#695	gearbox necklace	1
#1011	ghost cucumber	30
#551	ghost pickle on a stick	1
#164	giant glass of brandy	3
#133	giant pinky ring	108
#78	giant stuffed bugbear	1
#82	gilded lily	1
#3940	gingerbread bugbear	1
#3809	gingerbread horror	1
#608	gingerbread house	1
#77	glacial sapphire	14
#723	gloomy black mushroom	4
#365	gloomy mushroom wine	1
#2776	golden ring	1
#2658	googly eye	1
#73	grass blade	2
#52	grass hat	3
#71	grass skirt	2
#882	green balloon	1
#535	green beer	23
#19	green candy heart	2,012
#11	green glowstick	21
#17	green smoke bomb	231
#8	green snowcone	1,467
#9	green-frosted astral cupcake	755
#694	grue egg	38
#148	guy made of bee pollen	21
#1225	gyroscope	1
#150	haiku katana	1
🥇	half-orchid	4,516
#7	half-rotten brain	288
#290	hamethyst	27
#65	hamethyst bracelet	4
#53	hamethyst earring	3
#117	hamethyst necklace	5
#68	hamethyst ring	4
#2518	handful of confetti	11
#236	handmade hobby horse	1
#17	happiness	1,024
#234	heart necklace	24
#1454	heart-shaped balloon	1
🥈	hemp backpack	1
#4	herbal stuffing	839
🥈	hi-density nylocite leg armor	1
#1110	high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	1
#182	hobo fortress blueprints	1
#5	hobo monkey	1
#68	homeless hobo spirit	1
#8	homeopathic healing powder	68
#10	honey-dew	91
#30	hot stuffing	13
#12	hot wad	2,525
#1025	hyperbolic plasma focuser	1
#1604	iGoogly	1
#39	ice stein	11
#22	iceberglet	2
#275	icy mushroom wine	1
#134	imitation nice watch	1
#2351	immense cyborg hand	1
#1370	incredibly creepy marionette	1
#22	incredibly dense meat gem	1
#71	infant sandworm	1
#577	inflatable duck	1
#12	invisible bag	37
#1775	ion grid	1
#1080	ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	1
#66	jamfish jam	10
#126	jar of fermented pickle juice	19
#192	jar of squeeze	5
#69	jar of swamp gas	1,299
#92	jazz soap	240
#85	jewel-eyed wizard hat	1
#8	jitterbug larva	1
#66	joybuzzer	320
#34	kamicorpse-ee	11
🥈	kevlateflocite helmet	1
#1289	killer rag doll	1
#2542	killing feather	1
#2060	kite	1
#146	knob mushroom wine	1
#156	knoll mushroom wine	1
🥈	laser cannon	1
🥈	laser targeting chip	1
#3057	laser-broiled pear	1
#16	lavender candy heart	2,027
#48	leaf of grass	20
#178	leftover Crimbo rations	1
#1751	length of string	1
#178	less-than-three-shaped box	1
🥉	lesser grodulated violet	31,347
#345	lewd playing card	7
#13	library card	209
#53	linoleum crossbow string	4
#38	linoleum stick	5
#51	linoleum sword hilt	4
#105	little box of fireworks	1
#141	llama lama cria	1
#44	llama lama gong	383
#6	loaded serum blowgun	754
#1726	logic synthesizer	1
#590	long-stemmed rose	1
#71	longhaired hippy wig	8
#50	lovecat tail	17
#218	lucky Crimbo tiki necklace	1
#12	lucky Tam O'Shanter	1
#17	lucky bottlecap	40
#54	lucky rabbit's foot	77
#1347	mad scientist's sock monkey	1
#179	mafia aria	135
#31	magic lamp	74
#115	magical ice cube with a fly in it	198
#235	mandarina colada with a fly in it	1
#1086	marionette	1
#575	marionette collective	1
#69	marshmallow	1,205
#23	meat from yesterday	565
#69	mini-zeppelin	1
#120	miniature coffin	1
#123	miniature espresso maker	1
#275	miniature stuffed Goth Giant	2
#27	miniscule temporal rip	1
#11	mole molé	25
#2027	monomolecular yo-yo	1
#162	mood ring	82
#18	mother's little helper	1,734
#690	mugcake	1
🥈	munchies pill	1,040
#134	mushroom fermenting solution	53
#1680	mylar scout drone	1
#3705	nanite-infested candy cane	1
#3219	nanite-infested eggnog	1
#3326	nanite-infested fruitcake	1
#3424	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	1
#1183	nanofiber cloth	1
#212	natty blue ascot	2
#80	naughty origami kit	1
#33	navel ring of navel gazing	1
#12	nervous tick egg	1
#22	neurostim pill	71
#153	not-a-pipe	3
#1514	obsidian dagger	9
#5	off-hand balloon	1
#278	oily mushroom wine	1
🥇	old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie	1
#6	one million meat pancakes	1
#14	opera mask	505
#850	orange and black Crimboween candy	1
#16	orange candy heart	8,111
#896	orange glowstick	2
#58	orange peel hat	8
#8	orange snowcone	2,147
#9	orange-frosted astral cupcake	746
#28	oriole-feather headdress	35
#1955	oversized fish scaler	1
#20	pack of KWE trading card	102
#18	packet of mayfly bait	3
#45	packet of tofurkey gravy	5
#45	pants of the Slug Lord	58
#282	party hat	10
#9	passed-out psychedelic bear	1
#688	pat-a-cake pendant	1
#17	patent antipsychotics	208
#70	penguin-smacking club	1
#236	perpendicular hula with a fly in it	1
#114	personal massager	335
#1060	personalized birthday cake	1
#182	personalized coffee mug	400
#2716	pet rock	1
#73	pet rock "Groucho" disguise	272
#85	pet rock "Snooty" disguise	250
#273	petrified time	2
#4	physiostim pill	2,311
#30	picture of a dead guy's girlfriend	21
#207	piece of after eight	1
#125	pig-iron helm	2
#168	pile of loose snow	1
🥈	pile of smoking rags	1
#13	pink candy heart	2,813
#929	pink glowstick	2
#9	pink plastic baby	59
#6	pink-frosted astral cupcake	778
#132	pirate fledges	1
#10	pirate shirt	326
#2047	pixellated candy heart	1
#323	plain brown wrapper	1
#636	plastic Crimbo reindeer	1
#73	plastic passion fruit	33
#95	plastic pumpkin bucket	1
🥈	plexifoam chin strap	1
#196	pointy mushroom wine	1
#17	polka-dot bow tie	25
#188	poltergeist-in-the-jar-o	4
#2126	polyalloy shield	1
🥈	polymorphic fastening apparatus	1
#432	porquoise	18
#77	porquoise bracelet	4
#80	porquoise eyebrow ring	2
#44	porquoise necklace	6
#67	porquoise ring	4
#5	portable corkscrew	1,239
#2221	possessed top	1
#812	potted cactus	1
#489	potted fern	1
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#63	squamous polyp	1
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#17	star	8,331
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#13	stench wad	2,835
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#26	string of green beads	204
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#1931	stringy sinew	1
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#195	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	151
#167	stuffed Mob Penguin	1
#3170	stuffed alien blob	1
#213	stuffed angry cow	155
#295	stuffed astral badger	120
#228	stuffed baby gravy fairy	151
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#220	stuffed mind flayer	147
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#83	stuffed sabre-toothed lime	1
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#266	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	126
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#46	stuffed yo-yo	26
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#2643	stuffing	1
#1712	sturdy Crimbo crate	1
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#596	sugar-coated pine cone	1
#38	sweet nutcracker	1
#284	sword behind inappropriate prepositions	1
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#223	tangarita with a fly in it	1
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#970	tattered paper crown	1
#92	tawdry amethyst	15
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#1963	teddy borg	1
#63	teeny-tiny magic scroll	10
#39	temporary teardrop tattoo	13
#1434	theoretical string	1
#450	thermos full of Knob coffee	1
#161	thermos of brew	3
#220	third-hand nunchaku	1
#148	thought balloon	1
#509	three-tiered wedding cake	1
#12	time helmet	2
🥇	time sleigh	1
#25	time sword	2
#43	time trousers	1
#144	tin cup of mulligan stew	8
🥇	tin magnolia	73,539
#6	tin rations	3
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🥈	tiny bottle of absinthe	24,683
#92	tiny costume wardrobe	1
#3989	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	1
#3932	tiny plastic Axe Wound	1
#3114	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	1
#3177	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	1
#3938	tiny plastic Black Knight	1
#3177	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	1
#42	tiny plastic Boris	1
#3079	tiny plastic Boss Bat	1
#4310	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	1
#4232	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	1
#2898	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	1
#1550	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	1
#79	tiny plastic Dr. Awkward	1
#84	tiny plastic Ed the Undying	1
#3121	tiny plastic Felonia	1
#3829	tiny plastic G Imp	1
#3953	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	1
#3874	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	1
#3909	tiny plastic Hellion	1
#3882	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	1
#49	tiny plastic Jarlsberg	1
#3074	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	1
#3957	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	1
#3871	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	1
#3910	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	1
#3894	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	1
#84	tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven	1
#17	tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress	1
#3861	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	1
#3870	tiny plastic Protagonist	1
#1530	tiny plastic Scream Queen	1
#51	tiny plastic Sneaky Pete	1
#3905	tiny plastic Spam Witch	1
#3891	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	1
#49	tiny plastic Susie	1
#3062	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	1
#3066	tiny plastic The Man	1
#3926	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	1
#2947	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	1
#3856	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	1
#1733	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	1
#4020	tiny plastic angry bugbear	1
#3942	tiny plastic anime smiley	1
#3977	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	1
#3979	tiny plastic astronomer	1
#3963	tiny plastic beanbat	1
#3923	tiny plastic blooper	1
#3954	tiny plastic brainsweeper	1
#3907	tiny plastic briefcase bat	1
#3177	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	1
#3910	tiny plastic cubist bull	1
#3936	tiny plastic demoninja	1
#3876	tiny plastic drunk goat	1
#3843	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	1
#3909	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	1
#3920	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	1
#3922	tiny plastic fruit golem	1
#3902	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	1
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#3859	tiny plastic goth giant	1
#3894	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	1
#3890	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	1
#3837	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	1
#3994	tiny plastic ninja snowman	1
#67	tiny plastic protector spectre	1
#3891	tiny plastic scary clown	1
#3850	tiny plastic senile lihc	1
#822	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	2
#3951	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	1
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#3846	tiny plastic zmobie	1
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#5	tofurkey gravy	2,168
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#27	tofurkey nugget	10
#1865	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
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#1821	toy wheel	1
#478	tree skirt	1
#3145	tree-eating kite	1
#1038	tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
🥇	tropical Crimbo pressie	1
#599	tropical paperweight	1
#1132	tropical wrapping paper	1
#8	trusty torch	1
#7	tube of cranberry Go-Goo	41
#33	tube sock	11
#392	tulip	1
#89	unearthly onyx	17
#19	unemployed hunchbacked minion	1
#8	uniclops egg	1
#34	unlocked meat locker	7
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#22	unwound cymbal-playing monkey	1
#8	upsy daisy	5,607
#728	urinal cake	1
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#58	velvet choker	1
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#51	very large caltrop	1
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#886	vinegar	30
#2756	vitachoconutriment capsule	1
#87	voodoo snuff	16
#14	wad of cotton	88
#474	water wings	1
#24	wax lips	1
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#10	wedge of gray cheese	5
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#5	white-label gin	3
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#91	willowy bonnet	1
#95	wind-up chattering teeth	245
#9	witch hat	39
#69	wizard action figure	1
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#4	worn tophat	9,394
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#65	wreath of laurels	9
#1042	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
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#21	x-ray specs	782
#36	yam candy	7
#25	yellow candy heart	3,805
#740	yellow glowstick	1
#91	yellow snowcone	277
🥇	yield shield	1
#2204	yo	1
#2364	yo-yo	1
#9	yohohoyo	670
#124	yuletide troll chrysalis	1
#1018	zombie pineal gland	4

Wow, that's 335,709 items total!

what items are this player missing?