| #639 | "DRINK ME" potion | 1 |
| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #337 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #50 | 7-inch discus | 1 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #279 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #256 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #223 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #295 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #225 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #86 | Abyssal ember | 1 |
| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #1458 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #392 | Angry Farmer's Wife Candy | 1 |
| #70 | Apathargic Bandersnatch | 1 |
| #1228 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #232 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #4297 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1257 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #759 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 1 |
| #226 | BitterSweetTarts | 1 |
| #412 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #748 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #254 | Bohemian rhapsody | 1 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #343 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 1 |
| #1674 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #1741 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| #64 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 1 |
| #101 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #24 | Brimstone Bracelet | 1 |
| #32 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
| #1501 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| #293 | C.H.U.M. chum | 1 |
| #85 | Can-Can skirt | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #118 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #182 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #175 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #82 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #91 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #88 | Choker of the Ultragoth | 1 |
| #220 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #48 | Climate Colada | 1 |
| #1731 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1237 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #264 | Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce | 1 |
| #1369 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1850 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #1481 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #58 | Crimbough | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #3213 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #4249 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1927 | Daffy Taffy | 1 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #455 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #190 | Dogsgotnonoz pills | 1 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #2742 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #92 | Earring of Fire | 1 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #169 | Elvish delight | 1 |
| #205 | Everlasting Deckswabber | 1 |
| #1688 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #126 | Frost™ brand sword | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #698 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #214 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #102 | Good 'n' Slimy | 1 |
| #1011 | Goodfella contract | 1 |
| #1441 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #340 | Gummi-DNA | 1 |
| #755 | Gummi-Gnauga | 1 |
| #88 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #669 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #24 | Hodgman's whackin' stick | 1 |
| #209 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #1675 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #1195 | Jack-in-the-box | 1 |
| #227 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #1091 | Knob Goblin love potion | 1 |
| #628 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| #941 | Knob Goblin steroids | 1 |
| #342 | Knob pasty | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #228 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #884 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 1 |
| #1199 | M-242 | 1 |
| #438 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #262 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #258 | Mariner's Friend cough drops | 1 |
| #479 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 1 |
| #1134 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #231 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #92 | Morlock's Mark Bourbon | 1 |
| #2682 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #72 | Mudflap-Girl Earring | 1 |
| #65 | Mudflap-Girl Necklace | 1 |
| #85 | Mudflap-Girl Ring | 1 |
| #283 | Nardz energy beverage | 1 |
| #246 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #128 | New Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1573 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #86 | Nose Ring of Putrescence | 1 |
| #741 | Now and Earlier | 1 |
| #216 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #128 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #99 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #627 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #1270 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #106 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #194 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #29 | PVC staff | 1 |
| #2359 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #292 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #66 | Pendant of Fire | 1 |
| #195 | Piddles | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #233 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #193 | Polka Pop | 1 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #63 | Putrid Pendant | 1 |
| #168 | Rainbow's Gravity | 1 |
| #260 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #766 | Red Rover BB gun | 1 |
| #1463 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #100 | Ring of Fire | 1 |
| #100 | Ring of the Sewer Snake | 1 |
| #2348 | Rock Pops | 4 |
| #647 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #87 | S.T.L.T. | 1 |
| #962 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #1076 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #1050 | Schrödinger's thermos | 1 |
| #1319 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #210 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #618 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #129 | Spirit Precipice | 1 |
| #922 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #1452 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #62 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #93 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 1 |
| #6 | Staff of the Deepest Freeze | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #65 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #121 | Staff of the Soupbone | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| #13 | Staff of the Woodfire | 1 |
| #643 | Steal This Candy | 1 |
| #668 | Sugar Cog | 1 |
| #172 | Super Magic Power Sword X | 1 |
| #1954 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| #600 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #217 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #72 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 1 |
| #101 | The Ring | 1 |
| #207 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #216 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #757 | Typical Tavern swill | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #10 | Underworld flail | 1 |
| #12 | Underworld truncheon | 1 |
| #72 | Unspeakable Earring | 1 |
| #249 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #2405 | Valentine | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #228 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #205 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #105 | White Hyborian | 1 |
| #1632 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 2 |
| #227 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #472 | Wolfman Nardz | 1 |
| #134 | X-37 gun | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #2774 | Yummy Tummy bean | 3 |
| #614 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #181 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #187 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #191 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #335 | abandoned candy | 1 |
| #362 | agua de vida | 1 |
| #91 | albatross necklace | 1 |
| #621 | alphabet gum | 1 |
| #251 | ancient stone fist | 1 |
| #232 | ancient stone head | 1 |
| #52 | ancient turtle shell | 1 |
| #58 | ancient turtle shell helmet | 1 |
| #25 | ancient turtle shell powder | 1 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #534 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #44 | aquaviolet jub-jub bird | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #135 | arse-a'fire elixir | 1 |
| #172 | asbestos crossbow string | 1 |
| #122 | asbestos helmet turtle | 1 |
| #171 | asbestos stick | 1 |
| #175 | asbestos sword hilt | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1193 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1088 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #2450 | baconstone | 1 |
| #352 | baconstone bracelet | 1 |
| #185 | baconstone earring | 1 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #7429 | badass belt | 1 |
| #1884 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #171 | ballast turtle | 1 |
| #1145 | banana | 1 |
| #337 | banana cream pie | 1 |
| #220 | banana daiquiri | 1 |
| #86 | banana milkshake | 1 |
| #564 | banana peel | 2 |
| #389 | banana smoothie | 1 |
| #208 | banana spritzer | 1 |
| #1020 | banana-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #122 | bar whip | 1 |
| #73 | barskin buckler | 1 |
| #110 | barskin cloak | 1 |
| #367 | barskin hat | 1 |
| #88 | barskin loincloth | 1 |
| #89 | bat hat | 1 |
| #77 | bat whip | 1 |
| #167 | bat-ass leather jacket | 1 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1660 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #455 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| #416 | begpwnia | 1 |
| #690 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #955 | bejeweled cufflinks | 1 |
| #1063 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #241 | bellhop bell | 1 |
| #44 | bewitching boots | 1 |
| #41 | bezoar ring | 1 |
| #1022 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #74 | bishop cookie | 1 |
| #650 | bit-o-cactus | 1 |
| #35 | bitter bowtie | 1 |
| #589 | black & tan | 1 |
| #89 | black belt | 1 |
| #874 | black candy heart | 1 |
| #54 | black candygram | 1 |
| #86 | black cowboy hat | 1 |
| #510 | black eyedrops | 1 |
| #669 | black forest cake | 1 |
| #552 | black forest ham | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #577 | black pepper | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #632 | black pudding | 1 |
| #813 | black snowcone | 1 |
| #464 | black spot | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #920 | black-and-blue light | 1 |
| #158 | blended frozen swill | 1 |
| #198 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 1 |
| #3303 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1653 | blood flower | 1 |
| #759 | blue glowstick | 1 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #943 | blue plasma ball | 1 |
| #253 | blue plastic baby | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #122 | blue shell | 1 |
| #878 | blue snowcone | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #610 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #621 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #980 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #565 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #670 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #306 | bottle of black cat tonic | 1 |
| #1331 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #409 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #680 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #265 | bottle of realpagne | 1 |
| #385 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 1 |
| #1440 | bottle of rum | 2 |
| #1072 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #1261 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #1506 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #142 | bottlecap turtle | 1 |
| #318 | bottled inspiration | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #570 | bowl of fishysoisse | 1 |
| #7453 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #230 | box turtle | 1 |
| #77 | boxcar turtle | 1 |
| #41 | brazen bracelet | 1 |
| #230 | breath mint | 1 |
| #2374 | brick | 2 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #447 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
| #96 | bubble bauble bow | 1 |
| #94 | bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban | 1 |
| #1627 | buckyball | 1 |
| #108 | buffalo blade | 1 |
| #938 | bunch of bananas | 1 |
| #465 | bungle in the jungle | 1 |
| #407 | burnt flower | 1 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #185 | calavera concertina | 1 |
| #249 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #98 | can cannon | 1 |
| #1817 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #131 | can of depilatory cream | 1 |
| #396 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #957 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #226 | can-can-in-a-can | 1 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #1141 | candied kobold | 1 |
| #2875 | candied yams | 1 |
| #856 | candy brain | 1 |
| #4136 | candy cane | 2 |
| #2000 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1853 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #3829 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1749 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #1758 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1811 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #80 | cardboard box turtle | 1 |
| #146 | caret | 1 |
| #77 | carob cannon | 1 |
| #109 | catskin buckler | 1 |
| #83 | catskin cap | 1 |
| #802 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #89 | charged magnet | 1 |
| #39 | charpuce jub-jub bird | 1 |
| #418 | cheap cigar butt | 1 |
| #1344 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #803 | cheap studded belt | 1 |
| #178 | children of the candy corn | 1 |
| #391 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #544 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #509 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #507 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #576 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #72 | chitinous pod | 1 |
| #714 | chocolate filthy lucre | 1 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #578 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 1 |
| #809 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #162 | chrome crossbow string | 1 |
| #254 | chrome helmet turtle | 1 |
| #165 | chrome stick | 1 |
| #168 | chrome sword hilt | 1 |
| #2111 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1796 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #115 | clown whip | 1 |
| #185 | clown wig | 1 |
| #238 | clownskin belt | 1 |
| #111 | clownskin buckler | 1 |
| #202 | clownskin harness | 1 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #118 | club of the five seasons | 1 |
| #1139 | cog | 1 |
| #681 | colorful plastic ball | 1 |
| #1056 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #555 | concentrated garbage juice | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #1822 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #217 | corpsebite | 1 |
| #1818 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1811 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #37 | corrupt club of corrupt corruption | 1 |
| #120 | cosmic lemonade | 1 |
| #116 | cotton candy bale | 1 |
| #186 | cotton candy cone | 1 |
| #165 | cotton candy pillow | 1 |
| #106 | cotton candy pinch | 1 |
| #141 | cotton candy plug | 1 |
| #120 | cotton candy skoshe | 1 |
| #121 | cotton candy smidgen | 1 |
| #1242 | cranberries | 1 |
| #19 | creepy-ass club | 1 |
| #35 | crimsilion jub-jub bird | 1 |
| #113 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #364 | crumbling rat skull | 1 |
| #262 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #200 | cube of billiard chalk | 1 |
| #180 | cupcake-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #104 | curdflinger | 1 |
| #115 | cyber-mattock | 1 |
| #919 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1826 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #268 | cyclops eyedrops | 1 |
| #665 | cymbal syrup | 1 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1478 | defective skull | 1 |
| #167 | delectable fire ant | 1 |
| #1795 | delicious salad | 1 |
| #245 | delicious shimmering moth | 1 |
| #168 | delicious stinkbug | 1 |
| #93 | demon buckler | 1 |
| #97 | demon whip | 1 |
| #134 | demon-horned hat | 1 |
| #164 | demonskin jacket | 1 |
| #158 | demonskin trousers | 1 |
| #507 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #516 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #1152 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #59 | digital underground potion | 1 |
| #476 | disintegrating sheet music | 1 |
| #225 | disintegrating spiky collar | 1 |
| #582 | distilled fortified wine | 3 |
| #548 | divine blowout | 1 |
| #561 | divine can of silly string | 1 |
| #572 | divine champagne flute | 1 |
| #446 | divine champagne popper | 1 |
| #478 | divine cracker | 1 |
| #547 | divine noisemaker | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #656 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #132 | dubious peppermint | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #44 | dueling banjo | 1 |
| #126 | dueling turtle | 1 |
| #1576 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #1281 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #114 | eXtreme meat crossbow | 1 |
| #111 | eXtreme meat staff | 1 |
| #138 | eXtreme meat sword | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #38 | eelskin hat | 1 |
| #28 | eelskin pants | 1 |
| #35 | eelskin shield | 1 |
| #503 | effluvious emerald | 1 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #1811 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #2080 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #1586 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #1396 | elven socks | 1 |
| #1910 | elven suicide capsule | 1 |
| #194 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #1302 | empty agua de vida bottle | 1 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #132 | enchanted handwarmer | 1 |
| #2228 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 1 |
| #124 | enchantlers | 1 |
| #1180 | encoder ring | 1 |
| #1145 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #237 | escargotsicle | 1 |
| #1391 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #26 | evil-ass club | 1 |
| #89 | expired bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #84 | expired can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #1774 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #746 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #261 | facehugging alien | 1 |
| #761 | fake blood | 1 |
| #1986 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1792 | fake hand | 1 |
| #124 | fancy ball mask | 1 |
| #3836 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #377 | fancy canapés | 1 |
| #2521 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #1881 | fancy chocolate car | 1 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #923 | fancy opera glasses | 1 |
| #217 | fat wallet | 1 |
| #1426 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #778 | figurine of a charred seal | 1 |
| #906 | figurine of a cold seal | 1 |
| #148 | figurine of a cute baby seal | 1 |
| #504 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 1 |
| #770 | figurine of a sleek seal | 1 |
| #586 | figurine of a slippery seal | 1 |
| #641 | figurine of a stinking seal | 1 |
| #422 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
| #304 | figurine of an ancient seal | 1 |
| #182 | figurine of an armored seal | 1 |
| #86 | filigreed hamethyst earring | 1 |
| #82 | filigreed hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #106 | filigreed hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #1763 | fire | 1 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #126 | flaming cardboard sword | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #132 | flask of Amontillado | 1 |
| #80 | flask of baconstone juice | 1 |
| #77 | flask of hamethyst juice | 1 |
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| #821 | flavored foot massage oil | 1 |
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| #2127 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #180 | pool of liquid metal | 1 |
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| #88 | powdered sealbone | 1 |
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| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #76 | projectile icemaker | 1 |
| #139 | protein paste | 1 |
| #246 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
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| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
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| #1101 | pumpkinhead mask | 1 |
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| #727 | purple glowstick | 1 |
| #891 | purple snowcone | 1 |
| #646 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #1068 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #614 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 1 |
| #283 | queen cookie | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #1174 | radium-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #96 | rainbow crossbow | 1 |
| #123 | ram-battering staff | 1 |
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| #127 | ratarang | 1 |
| #86 | ratskin belt | 1 |
| #75 | rattail whip | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1730 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #1005 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
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| #326 | red plastic baby | 1 |
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| #73 | reinforced furry underpants | 1 |
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| #1107 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #1299 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
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| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
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| #2414 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
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| #254 | single-serving herbal stuffing | 1 |
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| #100 | six-rainbow shield | 1 |
| #167 | sizzling seal fat | 1 |
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| #1710 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
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