Museum :: MzSwan

MzSwan

Rank	Item	Quantity
#75	"caramel" orange	31
#650	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	1
🥈	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	1
#142	Atomic Comic	3
#1044	BGE merchandise order form	1
#675	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#547	BURT	9
#184	Baja sopapilla	5
#46	Black Angus blackburger	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
🥇	Book of Old-Timey Carols	1
#119	Booke of Vampyric Knowledge	1
#134	Boulevardier cocktail	1
#7	Brandonian footlocker key	28
#351	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	11
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#34	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#33	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	1
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	1
#1761	CRIMBCO mug	2
#1938	CRIMBCO wine	1
#363	CRIMBCOIDS mints	7
#1190	CRIMBCOLOAF	4
#104	Carol of the Bulls	1
#105	Carol of the Hells	1
#101	Carol of the Thrills	1
#6	Celsius 233 (singed)	1
#63	Cheer-Up soda	11
🥉	Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used)	1
🥈	Congressional Medal of Insanity	1
#13	Covert Ops for Kids	1
#97	Crimbeau de toilette	2
#909	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	4
#673	Crimbo Credit	1
#86	Crimbo Factory surprise box	33
#1093	Crimbo candied pecan	4
#161	Crimbo candle	1
#110	Crimbo crystal shards	1
#120	Crimbo dinner	2
#136	Crimbo food scraps	20
#1052	Crimbo fudge	5
#870	Crimbo peppermint bark	8
#84	Crimbo salad	7
🥈	Crimbo smile	1
#16	Crimbo stockings	1
#191	Crimbo train emergency brake	5
#17	Crimbo training manual	1
#278	Crimbonium fuel rod	3
#140	Crimbosmopolitan	2
#418	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	2
#9	Crimbow Rainbo	11
#1830	Crimboween memo	3
#103	Crimboysters Rockefeller	3
#57	Crimbuccaneer bombjacket	1
#86	Crimbuccaneer breeches	1
#126	Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	1
#59	Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating)	1
#78	Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)	2
#142	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	37
#84	Crimbuccaneer invasion map	1
#58	Crimbuccaneer lantern	1
#64	Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	11
#73	Crimbuccaneer nose ring	1
#30	Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	2,023
#91	Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack	1
#30	Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso	37
#48	Crimbuccaneer runebone	1
#127	Crimbuccaneer shirt	1
#84	Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss	1
#104	Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate	1
#36	Crimbuccaneer tavern swab	1
#86	Crimbuccaneer tricorn	1
#56	Crimbuccaneer whale oil	11
#1267	Crimbuck	350
#31	Crimbylow-rise jeans	1
#1927	Daffy Taffy	1
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
#1539	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	1
#1168	Disco 'Fro Pick	3
#16	Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat	1
🥈	Dolph Bossin's charity note	1
#15	Dust bunny	673
#13	Easter grasshopper	2
#808	El Sombrero De Lopez	3
#1468	Elder Turtle Shell	2
#72	Elf Army machine parts	37
🥈	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used)	1
🥉	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used)	1
🥉	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used)	1
#130	Elf Guard MPC	2,023
#51	Elf Guard SCUBA tank	1
#42	Elf Guard broom	1
#52	Elf Guard clipboard	1
#92	Elf Guard commandeering gloves	1
#40	Elf Guard eyedrops	11
#66	Elf Guard fuel tank	1
#64	Elf Guard hangover cure	1
#113	Elf Guard honor present	1
#83	Elf Guard hotpants	1
#70	Elf Guard insignia (general)	1
#90	Elf Guard insignia (private)	1
#100	Elf Guard mouthknife	1
#107	Elf Guard officer's sidearm	1
#57	Elf Guard patrol cap	2
#96	Elf Guard payroll bag	2
#56	Elf Guard red and white beret	1
#87	Elf Guard safety bear	1
#54	Elf Guard squirtgun	1
#84	Elf Guard strategic map	1
#83	Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo	1
#32	Elf Guard tinsel grenade	37
#38	Elvish underarmor	1
#956	FDKOL commendation	2
#521	FDKOL hotcakes	1
#1688	Feynman gate	1
#248	Fudgie Roll	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#994	Go-Wassail	2
#86	Golden Mr. Accessory	1
#755	Gummi-Gnauga	1
#4	Holiday Multitasking	1
#110	Hotwire™ brand candy rope	1
#19	How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes	1
#22	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	1
#10	Irish eggnog	2
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#15	Jamaican coffee	37
#87	Kelflar vest	1
#234	L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	95
#669	LED block	1
#254	Lars the Cyberian	2
#45	License To Kill	1
#69	Lil' Snowball Factory	2
#94	Mer-kin cookiestove	33
#25	Mer-kin rollpin	1
#397	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#444	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#232	Morbidda trading card	1
#27	Mr. Accessaturday	2
#164	Mr. Accessory	1
#93	Mr. Accessory Jr.	1
#171	Mr. Balloon	1
#23	Mr. Eh?	1
#34	Ms. Accessory	1
#52	My First Paycheck envelope	1
#162	Mysterious Black Box	1
#164	Mysterious Blue Box	1
#161	Mysterious Green Box	1
#154	Mysterious Red Box	1
#234	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	4
#192	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	7
#165	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	8
#252	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	2
#313	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	1
#186	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	4
🥉	Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used)	1
#233	Poison Oak trading card	1
#880	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	1
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	1
#590	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	1
#809	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	1
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	1
#796	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	1
#878	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	1
#564	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	1
#777	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	1
#890	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	1
#578	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	1
#898	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	1
#897	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	1
#864	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	1
#888	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	1
#204	Roo trading card	1
🥇	SalesCo sample kit	1
#26	Satan hat	1
#1610	Scalp of Gorgolok	2
#23	Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters	1
#211	Serenity trading card	1
#11	Sister Accessory	1
#492	Skully's hot chocolate	1
#7	Spelunker of Fortune (used)	1
#6	Spirit of Easter	11
#5	Spirit of St. Patrick's Day	11
#4	Spirit of Thanksgiving	11
#4	Spirit of Veteran's Day	11
🥈	Stabonic scroll	1
#100	Star Spawn	1
#536	Steal This Candy	2
#8	Swedish coffee	37
🥈	Sword of Procedural Generation	1
#951	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	1
#69	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	1
#4	Thanksgiving ration	1
#5	The Big Book of Communism (used)	1
#41	The Big Book of Every Skill	1
🥉	The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used)	1
#217	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	1
#4	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used)	1
#4	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used)	1
#5	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)	1
#8	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)	1
#7	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used)	1
🥉	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)	1
#967	The Joy of Wassailing	1
#49	The Joy of Wassailing (used)	1
#4	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used)	1
🥈	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used)	1
🥇	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used)	1
🥈	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used)	1
🥇	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used)	1
#4	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used)	1
#10	The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read)	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
🥈	The Spirit of Giving (used)	1
#26	The Superconductor's CPU	4
#1568	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	1
#507	Thwaitgold amoeba statuette	1
#831	Thwaitgold ant statuette	1
#1576	Thwaitgold bee statuette	1
#411	Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette	1
#837	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	1
#501	Thwaitgold bug statuette	1
#1016	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	1
#989	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	1
#415	Thwaitgold chigger statuette	1
#428	Thwaitgold cockroach statuette	1
#1414	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	1
#256	Thwaitgold fairyfly statue	1
#1737	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	1
#1946	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	1
#99	Thwaitgold harvestman statuette	1
#1437	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	2
#252	Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette	1
#315	Thwaitgold metabug statuette	1
#625	Thwaitgold mosquito statuette	1
#331	Thwaitgold moth statuette	1
#263	Thwaitgold nit statuette	1
#448	Thwaitgold nymph statuette	1
#626	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	1
#1304	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	1
#665	Thwaitgold scorpion statuette	1
#632	Thwaitgold slug statuette	3
#955	Thwaitgold spider statuette	1
🥉	Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette	33
#2345	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	1
#1267	Thwaitgold termite statuette	1
#128	Thwaitgold time fly statuette	1
#519	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	1
#1153	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	1
🥈	Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir (read)	1
#116	Trainbot autoassembly module	1
#109	Trainbot circuitry	11
#73	Trainbot harness	1
#97	Trainbot linkages	11
#77	Trainbot luggage hook	1
#103	Trainbot optics	11
#102	Trainbot plating	11
#72	Trainbot radar monocle	1
#102	Trainbot servomotors	11
#177	Trainbot slag	6
#110	Trainbot tubing	11
🥇	Trivial Avocations board game	1
#157	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#160	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#60	Uncle Buck	1
#850	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	2
#918	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	1
#23	Uncle Romulus (used)	1
#2405	Valentine	1
#89	Victor's Spoils	1
#49	Yuleviathan necklace	1
#24	Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used)	1
#719	abominable snowcone	10
#66	absentee voter ballot	1
#1149	adorable seal larva	2
#14	alien source code printout (used)	1
#595	ammonite fossil	6
#51	ancient Elf dessert spoon	1
#3681	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	1
#38	anemoney clip	1
#126	antique Canadian lantern	1
#167	antique beer	1
#52	antique nutcracker beard	1
#46	antique nutcracker boots	1
#45	antique nutcracker cape	1
#36	antique nutcracker drumstick	1
#32	antique nutcracker epaulets	1
#144	antique nutcracker figurine	1
#47	antique nutcracker hat	1
#45	antique nutcracker pants	1
#41	antique nutcracker sword	1
#44	antique nutcracker waistcoat	1
#32	asbestos stick	17
#10	asbestos sword hilt	120
#769	aspirin	1
#1088	atomic vector plotter	1
#75	automa-bot parts	136
#35	automatic wine thief	1
#78	baby rigging snake	1
#28	bacteria bisque	1
#60	balanced antler	2
#251	banana supersucker	1
#571	bananagate	8
#93	bananarama bangle	1
#183	bark rootbeer	5
#76	barnacle-encrusted sweater	1
#25	barrel-aged eggnog	1
#1912	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#1425	bath ball gift set	1
#1291	battered Crimbo Crate	3
#76	beaver punch (cherry)	1
#77	beaver punch (papaya)	1
#92	beaver punch (peach)	1
#134	beavermouth	48
#233	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	3
#977	belemnite fossil	1
#523	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	2
#1022	bi-lateral logic compressor	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#124	black Crimbo ball	11
#105	black and white cracker	4
#54	black brandy	1
#137	blank diary	1
#469	blind-packed capsule toy	2
#393	blind-packed die-cast metal toy	1
#2625	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	6
#1298	blood flower	2
#658	bone chips	11
🥇	book of facts (dog-eared)	1
#5	booze drive button	1
#140	borrowed time	2
#770	bottle of Blank-Out	3
#118	bottle of Crimbognac	2
#714	bottle of bubbles	1
#350	bottle of fire	5
#191	bottled day	1
#76	bowl of mernudo	11
#134	box of Familiar Jacks	1
#195	box of sunshine	2,165
#68	boxed gumball machine	2
#93	bread line	6
#203	bread man	3
#75	bread pie	11
#2375	brick	2
#60	brown pirate pants	1
#43	buñuelos Jaliscos	10
#83	bugbear purification pill	4
#35	bundle of "fragrant" herbs	1
#252	bunny liver	33
#228	burrowgrub hive	1
#147	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	4
#194	cabooze	5
#1500	can of CRIMBCOLA	3
#545	can of fake snow	1
#68	can of mixed everything	2
#10	candied beef and cabbage	2
#5	candied lime	37
#65	candy cane	645
#6	candy drive button	1
🥈	candy egg deviler	1
#185	candy harmonica	3
#703	candy kneecapping stick	4
#1029	candy knuckles	3
#9	candy rations	2
#1326	candy stake	5
#23	cannonbomb	37
#6	canteen of eggnog	37
#8	canteen of jungle juice	2
#1749	canteen of wine	1
#1215	capacitor relay	5
#1180	carbon nanotube frame	6
#54	carnivorous potted plant	2
#117	chakra malt	1
#266	chakra sludge	1
#129	chakra-mental wine	1
#1344	cheap elven gloves	1
#1660	cheap toaster	1
#112	cheer extractor	2
#36	cheer-o-gram	23
#108	cheerful Crimbo sweater	1
#87	cheerful antler hat	1
#86	cheerful pajama pants	1
#56	chest of "pirate gold"	1
#714	chocolate filthy lucre	1
#13	chocolate ostrich egg	2
#49	chocomotive	9
#30	chrome crossbow string	13
#29	ciliophora chowder	1
#137	cinnamon machine oil	15
#1753	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	1
#82	clear Russian	11
#44	clerical automa-core	1
#193	cloning kit	1
#31	coarse hemp socks	1
#507	colored-light "necklace"	1
#397	communal gobstopper	1
#1056	computronic processing unit	1
#21	concentrated fish broth	3
#17	coney haunch	63
#119	corned beet	3
#95	cranberry margarita (brackish)	11
#29	cream of chloroplasts	1
#127	crystal Crimbo goblet	1
#119	crystal Crimbo platter	1
#437	crystalline cheer	11
#4	crystallized pumpkin spice	15
#314	cylindrical mold	1
#15	dark chocolate egg	44
#59	depleted Crimbonium football helmet	8
#507	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	1
#1151	designer handbag	1
🥈	deviled candy egg	1
#379	digital key lime pie	1
#279	disco horoscope (Aquarius)	1
#280	disco horoscope (Aries)	1
#276	disco horoscope (Cancer)	1
#285	disco horoscope (Capricorn)	1
#272	disco horoscope (Gemini)	1
#261	disco horoscope (Leo)	1
#278	disco horoscope (Libra)	1
#276	disco horoscope (Pisces)	1
#272	disco horoscope (Sagittarius)	1
#284	disco horoscope (Scorpio)	1
#274	disco horoscope (Taurus)	1
#278	disco horoscope (Virgo)	1
#1012	doll house	3
#1312	dollhive	2
#152	donated booze	88
#162	donated candy	84
#231	donated food	40
#4	double-candied yams	2
#119	dregs of a Crimbo cocktail	37
#131	drive-thru burger	1
#466	drop of water-37	1
#1576	dusty Crimbo crate	1
#8	egg gun	1
#532	eggnog	33
#137	eggwater	4
#34	elbow soup	1
#254	eldritch effluvium	33
#162	eldritch ichor	1
#89	eldritch mushroom	1
#61	eldritch mushroom pizza	1
#129	electric pants	1
#403	electrical thingamabob	5
#42	eleven-foot pole	46
#5	elevent	1
#32	elf ploughshare	1
#925	elven limbos gingerbread	11
#920	elven moonshine	8
#1396	elven socks	1
#1245	elven suicide capsule	15
#20	elven tambourine	1
#99	essential tofu	1
#726	evil googly eye	5
#295	executive mime flask	1
🥈	experimental carbon fiber pasta additive	1
#175	faded green protest sign	1
#145	faded red protest sign	1
#1008	fake plastic grass	1
#761	fancy but probably evil chocolate	8
#410	fancy chocolate car	7
#213	fat stacks of cash	69
#1076	felt	8
#117	festive egg sac	1
#968	festive holiday hat	3
#57	fishelada	33
#37	flagellate soup	1
#65	flan del mar	8
#12	flask of egggrog	37
#183	fleshy putty	1
#172	flour cookie	5
#8	food drive button	1
#13	four-leaf potato sprout	37
#32	free boots	1
#119	freightcake	7
#806	friendly cheez blob	3
#619	frigid fudgepuck	2
#16	fruit bat	1
#8	fruit-stuffed rumcake	37
#3426	fruitcake	1
#380	fudge bunny	1
#197	fudge cube	1
#729	fudge lily	2
#259	fudge spork	1
#927	fudgecule	136
#2296	fuzzy dice	3
#33	fuzzy polar bear ears	1
#75	giant green gummi bear	4
#15	gilded trumpet	1
#801	gingerbread bugbear	28
#1070	gingerbread horror	6
#2812	gingerbread mutant bugbear	1
#22	gingerbread nylons	37
#12	gingerbread pirate	37
#87	glob of salty molasses	34
#45	glob of undifferentiated tissue	1
#81	golden fleece	5
#2701	golden ring	4
#423	googly eye	32
#175	gooified animal matter	11
#152	gooified mineral matter	11
#171	gooified vegetable matter	11
#65	government booze shipment	1
#69	government candy shipment	1
#68	government food shipment	1
#70	grape troll doll	1
#17	gravy skin	1
🥈	gravyskin buckler	1
🥈	gravyskin hat	1
🥈	gravyskin pants	1
🥈	gravyskin skirt	1
#1386	gray bow tie	1
#45	green and red bean	309
#1158	green candy heart	1
🥉	green face paint	1
#704	green gummi ingot	17
#77	green rocket	33
#90	grilled mooseflank	30
#43	grog nuts	11
#171	gummi ammonite	1
#165	gummi belemnite	1
#197	gummi canary	1
#201	gummi salamander	1
#241	gummi snake	1
#170	gummi trilobite	1
#34	gunwale	1
#8	gunwale whalegun	1
#11	half-digested rat	67
#112	hambrosier	1
#17	hand-crafted candy cane	1
🥇	hand-knitted Crimbo socks	1
🥇	hand-knitted diving booties	1
#396	handful of numbers	1
#75	hard cocoa	2
#44	hemp candy necklace	8
#69	hermedisiac cologne	1
#702	high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	3
#181	honey stick	1
#112	honey-drenched ham slice	19
#68	hot watered rum	33
#8	hot wine	37
#309	huge Crimbo cookie	2
#82	hunk of granite	37
#176	hushed puppy	3
#780	hyperbolic plasma focuser	2
#721	iGoogly	20
#31	icing poncho	1
#58	imported lemon lozenge	1
#120	industrially-crushed ice	2
#87	intact anemone spike	37
#867	ion grid	11
#834	ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	2
#16	iron chain	1
#1887	irradiated candy cane	3
#67	jar of psychoses (Jick)	1
#47	jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd)	1
#49	jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic)	1
#33	jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith)	2
#42	jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist)	1
#48	jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy)	1
#1453	jawbruiser	2
#1066	jerky coins	1
#41	jingle bell	1
#34	kelp-holly drape	1
#37	kelp-holly gun	1
#1910	killing feather	22
#897	kumquartz	1
#84	kumquartz ring	1
#250	kumquat supersucker	1
#195	lab-grown meat	1
#2362	laser-broiled pear	10
#30	leg-mounted Trainbots	1
#1151	length of string	7
#1421	licorice garrote	2
#588	licorice root	2
#233	lime supersucker	1
#34	lip soup	1
#37	liquid SONAR	3
#24	little red book	1
#922	logic synthesizer	9
#988	lollipop stick	1
#104	lost elf luggage	11
#148	lovecat tail	6
#4	lucky army helmet	1
#16	lucky moai statuette	1
🥈	lucky napkin	1
#766	macaroni duck	3
#134	magical pony: Dusk Shiny	25
#103	magical pony: Pearjack	25
#123	magical pony: Rosey Cake	26
#109	magical pony: Shutterfly	38
#94	magical pony: Spectrum Dash	44
#119	magical pony: Uniquity	30
#65	massive wrench	1
#71	meatball	1
#9	military orb	26
#55	military-grade peppermint oil	11
#128	mime army camouflage kit	1
#71	mime army challenge coin	1
#18	mime army infiltration glove	1
#22	mime army insignia (cryonics)	1
#25	mime army insignia (espionage)	1
#24	mime army insignia (infantry)	1
#25	mime army insignia (intelligence)	1
#26	mime army insignia (morale)	1
#17	mime army insignia (psychological warfare)	1
#38	mime army insignia (pyrotechnics)	1
#18	mime army insignia (sanitation)	1
#227	mime army rations	1
#70	mime army shotglass	1
#152	mime army superserum	1
#205	mime army wine	1
#76	mime eraser	10
#7	mime pocket probe	2
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#173	stringy sinew	58
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#8861	stuffed angry cow	1
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#8948	stuffed baby gravy fairy	1
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#938	tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer	1
#611	tiny die-cast Don Crimbo	1
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#934	tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer	1
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#591	tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo	1
#941	tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign	1
#939	tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer	1
#563	tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg	1
#592	tiny die-cast blade a-spinning	1
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#952	tiny die-cast factory worker elf	1
#928	tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf	1
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#568	tiny die-cast goose a-laying	1
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#948	tiny die-cast middle-management elf	1
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#325	tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg	2
#750	tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf	2
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#566	tiny die-cast turtle mech	1
#27	tiny glowing red nose	1
#649	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	1
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#65	tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo	1
#16	tiny plastic Abuela's cottage	1
#868	tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	4
#21	tiny plastic Armory	1
#3932	tiny plastic Axe Wound	1
#18	tiny plastic Bar	1
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#890	tiny plastic Beebee King	2
#945	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	5
#384	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
#267	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
#3938	tiny plastic Black Knight	1
#3177	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	1
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#445	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
#61	tiny plastic Café Elf	1
#18	tiny plastic Cafe	1
#835	tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	4
#36	tiny plastic Cheer Core	1
#4914	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	3
#221	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	1
#882	tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel	2
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#47	tiny plastic Crimbo caroler	1
#42	tiny plastic Crimbo cheer	1
#4310	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	1
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#88	tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	1
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#3953	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	1
#3874	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	1
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#2826	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	2
#472	tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker	2
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#3957	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	1
#3871	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	1
#3910	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	1
#2793	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	2
#77	tiny plastic Knows About Chakras	1
#73	tiny plastic Krampus	1
#525	tiny plastic Lord Flameface	2
#215	tiny plastic MechaElf	1
#47	tiny plastic Mer-kin baker	1
#45	tiny plastic Mirth	1
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#403	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#844	tiny plastic Norville Rogers	4
#3861	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	1
#41	tiny plastic Penny	1
#3870	tiny plastic Protagonist	1
#559	tiny plastic Queen Bee	4
#772	tiny plastic Rene C. Corman	1
#83	tiny plastic Rudolph the Red	1
#764	tiny plastic Scott the Miner	5
#1530	tiny plastic Scream Queen	1
#3905	tiny plastic Spam Witch	1
#3891	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	1
#91	tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	1
#3062	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	1
#3066	tiny plastic The Man	1
#68	tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare	1
#172	tiny plastic Toybot	1
#3926	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	1
#2947	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	1
#238	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	1
#1121	tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	1
#2759	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	2
#75	tiny plastic Your Brain	1
#303	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#4543	tiny plastic accordion thief	1
#110	tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	1
#1733	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	1
#4020	tiny plastic angry bugbear	1
#8211	tiny plastic angry goat	1
#866	tiny plastic angry space marine	4
#78	tiny plastic angry vikings	1
#2811	tiny plastic anime smiley	2
#244	tiny plastic animelf	1
#3977	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	1
#3979	tiny plastic astronomer	1
#6167	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	2
#73	tiny plastic bad vibe	1
#6142	tiny plastic barrrnacle	2
#750	tiny plastic batbugbear	5
#2791	tiny plastic beanbat	2
#987	tiny plastic bee swarm	3
#741	tiny plastic beebee gunners	5
#662	tiny plastic beebee queue	6
#2572	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	2
#485	tiny plastic black ops bugbear	9
#600	tiny plastic blazing bat	7
#6187	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	2
#3923	tiny plastic blooper	1
#3954	tiny plastic brainsweeper	1
#3907	tiny plastic briefcase bat	1
#845	tiny plastic bugaboo	4
#963	tiny plastic buzzerker	3
#39	tiny plastic caboose	1
#842	tiny plastic cavebugbear	4
#38	tiny plastic chem lab	1
#989	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#37	tiny plastic coal car	1
#6130	tiny plastic cocoabo	2
#8220	tiny plastic coffee pixie	1
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#3177	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	1
#3910	tiny plastic cubist bull	1
#3936	tiny plastic demoninja	1
#36	tiny plastic dining car	1
#4497	tiny plastic disco bandit	1
#52	tiny plastic dolphin "orphan"	1
#3876	tiny plastic drunk goat	1
#101	tiny plastic exo-suited miner	1
#1018	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#428	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#2760	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	2
#2829	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	2
#466	tiny plastic fire servant	5
#3920	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	1
#38	tiny plastic food lab	1
#2814	tiny plastic fruit golem	2
#3344	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	5
#8186	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	1
#4809	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	3
#3902	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	1
#1738	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	1
#3859	tiny plastic goth giant	1
#8058	tiny plastic grue	1
#3894	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	1
#4598	tiny plastic hermit	1
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#6148	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	2
#851	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	4
#8068	tiny plastic killer bee	1
#2184	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	3
#6170	tiny plastic leprechaun	2
#6184	tiny plastic levitating potato	2
#3837	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	1
#37	tiny plastic locomotive	1
#71	tiny plastic mime executive	1
#73	tiny plastic mime functionary	1
#72	tiny plastic mime scientist	1
#74	tiny plastic mime soldier	1
#860	tiny plastic moneybee	4
#8111	tiny plastic mosquito	1
#46	tiny plastic multi-level marketer	1
#493	tiny plastic mumblebee	9
#1036	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#3994	tiny plastic ninja snowman	1
#39	tiny plastic nog lab	1
#57	tiny plastic orphan	1
#39	tiny plastic passenger car	1
#4346	tiny plastic pastamancer	1
#589	tiny plastic peacannon	4
#39	tiny plastic primary lab	1
#58	tiny plastic reindeer	1
#6132	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	2
#4467	tiny plastic sauceror	1
#2796	tiny plastic scary clown	2
#46	tiny plastic sea elf	1
#2610	tiny plastic seal clubber	2
#102	tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	1
#3850	tiny plastic senile lihc	1
#1559	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	1
#3951	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	1
#696	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	3
#2144	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	3
#4010	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	4
#2825	tiny plastic spooky vampire	2
#4864	tiny plastic stab bat	3
#3348	tiny plastic star starfish	5
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#4037	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	1
#2147	tiny plastic taco cat	3
#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#864	tiny plastic the Free Man	2
#3860	tiny plastic topiary golem	1
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#1375	tiny plastic turtle tamer	4
#2751	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	2
#192	tiny plastic warbear	1
#178	tiny plastic warbear fortress	1
#3872	tiny plastic warwelf	1
#3850	tiny plastic whitesnake	1
#55	tiny plastic wild beaver	1
#52	tiny plastic yuleviathan	1
#3846	tiny plastic zmobie	1
#926	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	2
#348	tooth	11
#341	toothbrush	2
#2527	toothsome rock	1
#814	tourmalime	2
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#67	toy Crimbot mega face	1
#67	toy Crimbot power glove	1
#64	toy Crimbot rocket legs	1
#62	toy Crimbot super fist	1
#669	toy hoverpad	16
#1821	toy wheel	1
#342	traditional Crimbo cookie	7
#216	transparent nog	2
🥉	traumatic holiday memory	34
#478	tree skirt	1
#1038	tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#377	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	4
#73	trick coin	1
#670	trilobite fossil	4
#1132	tropical wrapping paper	1
#4	turchucken	2
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#1649	twitching claw	1
#74	unfinished fruitcake	4
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#2329	unstable laser battery	18
#968	untamable turtle	2
#247	unused walkie-talkie	1
#1125	unusual disco ball	2
#177	useless powder	1,081
#74	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	109
#673	vitachoconutriment capsule	7
#759	wad of cotton	2
🥇	wand of fudge control	1
#188	warbear LP-ROM burner	1
#322	warbear accoutrements chunk	3
#170	warbear battery	17
#9	warbear battle greaves	1
#165	warbear bearserker mead	1
#138	warbear bearserker potion	10
#187	warbear beeping telegram	7
#170	warbear blizzard mead	1
#188	warbear chemistry lab	1
#15	warbear dress bracers	1
#16	warbear dress greaves	1
#13	warbear dress helmet	1
#297	warbear empathy chip	1
#20	warbear empathy chip (used)	1
#114	warbear energy bracers	2
#196	warbear exhaust manifold	1
#118	warbear exo-arm	2
#197	warbear feasting bread	1
#190	warbear feasting mead	1
#124	warbear foil hat	2
#11	warbear goggles	1
#164	warbear gyro	1
#383	warbear gyrocopter	1
#301	warbear helm fragment	5
#192	warbear high-efficiency still	1
🥈	warbear hoverbelt	1
#286	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	2
#179	warbear jackhammer drill press	1
#124	warbear laser beacon	2
#13	warbear laser bowtie	1
#220	warbear liquid overcoat	4
#9	warbear long johns	1
#168	warbear metalworking primer	7
#44	warbear metalworking primer (used)	1
#215	warbear officer requisition box	1
#198	warbear oil pan	1
#8	warbear party pants	1
#9	warbear plain fedora	1
#6	warbear plain helm	1
#7	warbear plain ushanka	1
#268	warbear procedural hilarity drone	4
#337	warbear requisition box	2
#264	warbear robo-camouflage unit	4
#222	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	6
#297	warbear soda machine assembler	1
#156	warbear thermoregulator bread	1
#261	warbear trouser fragment	9
#98	warbear wardance potion	22
#134	warbear warrior bread	1
#13	warbear warscarf	1
#424	warbear whosit	119
#209	warehouse key	2
#116	waterlogged cloth	8
#113	waterlogged leather	8
#114	waterlogged metal	8
#173	waterlogged stuffing	1
#137	waterlogged wood	1
#7	wet tack	11
#55	whale cerebrospinal fluid	11
#8	whalecake	11
#40	whalegun	1
#58	whalesteak	11
#119	white Crimbo ball	11
#28	white arm towel	1
#1014	white candy heart	2
#1663	whoopie cushion	3
#830	wind-up meatcar	1
#320	wooden block	10
#1042	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#1377	yellow candy heart	1
#619	yellow gummi ingot	27
#4	yule grog	11
#97	yule gruel	11
#149	yule hatchet	1
#1453	zombie pineal gland	2

Wow, that's 33,608 items total!

what items are this player missing?