Museum :: JK Phoenix

JK Phoenix

Rank	Item	Quantity
#114	"Humorous" T-shirt	1
#1438	1-ball	1
#1427	2-ball	1
#1457	3-ball	1
#1474	4-ball	1
#1436	5-ball	1
#1426	6-ball	1
#1486	7-ball	1
#2245	8-ball	1
#785	ASCII shirt	1
#877	Ancient Saucehelm	3
#2095	Angry Farmer candy	1
#392	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	1
#297	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
🥇	Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy	1
#788	Argarggagarg's fang	2
#957	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#630	BURT	1
#842	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	1
#613	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#3368	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	2
#1256	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	1
#590	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	1
#634	Better Than Cuddling Cake	2
#413	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#587	Blatantly Canadian	1
#908	Bling of the New Wave	1
#568	Blood Light	1
#521	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
#534	Bone's Farm "wine"	1
#2384	Bonerdagon necklace	1
#924	Boris's ring	1
#1673	Boss Bat bling	1
#2773	Boss Bat britches	1
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#1938	CRIMBCO wine	1
#2128	CRIMBCOIDS mints	2
#1727	CRIMBCOLOAF	3
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#740	Claw of the Infernal Seal	1
#1732	Cloaca grenade	1
#612	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#2407	Codpiece of the Goblin King	1
#967	Colander of Em-er'il	3
#864	Cold Hots candy	3
#1368	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#651	Crimbo wreath	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#361	Crimbonium fuel rod	1
#460	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	1
#2022	Crimboween memo	2
#4250	Crown of the Goblin King	1
#1539	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	1
#1168	Disco 'Fro Pick	3
#454	Disco Banjo	1
#1938	Dolphin King's crown	1
#1496	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#1670	Dyspepsi grenade	1
#1084	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	1
#858	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
#477	Ecto-Cooler	1
#1102	El Sombrero De Lopez	2
#949	Elder Turtle Shell	3
#170	Elvish delight	1
#1165	FDKOL commendation	1
#248	Fudgie Roll	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#777	Galapagosian Cuisses	1
#519	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	2
#1600	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	1
#919	Go-Wassail	4
#725	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	1
#1440	Green Clover of Justice	1
#755	Gummi-Gnauga	1
#759	Heimandatz's heart	2
🥉	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	1
#1674	Iron Beta of Industry	1
#880	Jocko Homo's head	2
🥈	Junior LAAAAME merit badge	1
#127	Kevlar balloon	1
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#991	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
#1052	Knob Goblin elite shirt	1
#997	Knob Goblin harem veil	1
#724	Krakrox's Loincloth	1
#669	LED block	1
#456	Lars the Cyberian	1
#229	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#778	Lederhosen of the Night	1
#3899	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	1
#1985	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#703	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	1
#790	Microplushie: Bropane	4
#681	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	3
#583	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	2
#721	Microplushie: Gothochondria	5
#451	Microplushie: Hippylase	21
#577	Microplushie: Hipsterine	1
#529	Microplushie: Otakulone	18
#952	Microplushie: Raverdrine	1
#537	Microplushie: Sororitrate	12
#397	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#444	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#1131	Mob Penguin cellular phone	10
#2682	Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#182	Mylar balloon	1
#726	Newman's Own Trousers	1
#742	Now and Earlier	1
#1269	Orange Star of Sacrifice	1
#525	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
#292	Pasta Spoon of Peril	1
#590	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	1
#266	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	1
#283	Raggedy Hippy doll	1
#260	Red Balloon of Valor	1
#2658	Rock Pops	1
#646	Rock and Roll Legend	1
#715	Safari Jack's moustache	2
#1610	Scalp of Gorgolok	2
#50	Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince	1
#887	Schrödinger's thermos	4
#555	Senior Mints	8
#538	Silver Bullet beer	1
#618	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	1
#922	Spooky Surprise Egg	1
#478	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	1
#669	Sugar Cog	1
#172	Super Magic Power Sword X	1
#63	Sword of the Brouhaha Prince	1
#1954	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	1
#526	The Cooler Out of Space	1
#702	The Mariachi's guitar case	2
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#1004	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	3
#778	Thwaitgold bee statuette	3
#837	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	1
#1016	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	1
#1414	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	1
#1737	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	1
#1379	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	2
#1813	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	1
#626	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	1
#1950	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	2
#752	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	2
#143	UV monocular	1
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
#918	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	1
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#527	Valentine's Day cake	1
#116	Vial of jus de larmes	1
#34	Vivian's Vitamin	1
#915	Volartta's bellbottoms	1
#477	White Citadel burger	1
#430	White Citadel fries	1
#1001	Wint-O-Fresh mint	8
#472	Wolfman Nardz	1
#732	Yakisoba's hat	2
#1612	Yellow Moon of Compassion	1
#2955	Yummy Tummy bean	1
#1170	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#1478	abominable snowcone	1
#1568	adorable seal larva	1
#816	ammonite fossil	3
#3681	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	1
#679	anniversary balloon	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#478	asbestos sword	1
#769	aspirin	1
#1192	astral mushroom	1
#2064	astronaut pants	1
#183	babycakes	1
#2450	baconstone	1
#7427	badass belt	1
#2042	ball	1
#247	ball-in-a-cup	1
#197	bamboo bokuto	1
#1147	banana	1
#338	banana cream pie	1
#968	bananagate	1
#110	barskin cloak	1
#367	barskin hat	1
#88	barskin loincloth	1
#151	basic meat spork	1
#1035	bath ball gift set	3
#161	beer-scented teddy bear	4
#788	beertini	1
#416	begpwnia	1
#233	bejeweled accordion strap	1
#821	bejeweled cufflinks	2
#566	belemnite fossil	6
#1064	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#103	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#89	black belt	1
#694	black greaves	1
#695	black helmet	1
#2563	black paisley oyster egg	1
#2110	black plastic oyster egg	1
#2088	black polka-dot oyster egg	1
#194	black sheepskin diploma	1
#667	black shield	1
#813	black snowcone	1
#258	black spot	3
#2665	black striped oyster egg	1
#727	black sword	1
#269	blackberry combat boots	1
#221	blackberry moccasins	1
#226	blackberry slippers	1
#2865	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	5
#759	blue glowstick	1
#2554	blue paisley oyster egg	1
#160	blue plastic baby	2
#2408	blue plastic oyster egg	1
#2374	blue polka-dot oyster egg	1
#877	blue snowcone	1
#2621	blue striped oyster egg	1
#83	blue suede shoes	1
#621	blueberry-frosted king cake	1
#174	bobble-hip hula elf doll	1
#86	booze-soaked cherry	8
#980	borg sock monkey	1
#836	bottle of Blank-Out	2
#408	bottle of peppermint schnapps	1
#485	bouquet of circular saw blades	2
#7455	box of sunshine	1
#318	brass stinger	1
#1438	brick	13
#624	broken sword	1
#590	bronze breastplate	1
#94	bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban	1
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#1627	buckyball	1
#150	bugbear purification pill	1
#466	bungle in the jungle	1
#308	burst hellseal brain	18
#1590	can of Binarrrca	2
#1500	can of CRIMBCOLA	3
#1107	can of Red Minotaur	1
#545	can of fake snow	1
#131	can of franks 'n' beans	2
#164	can of starch	1
#2975	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	1
#144	can-you-dig-it?	1
#1141	candied kobold	1
#857	candy brain	1
#3615	candy cane	3
#703	candy kneecapping stick	4
#1029	candy knuckles	3
#2397	candy stake	3
#1749	canteen of wine	1
#80	cardboard box turtle	1
#330	cardboard katana	1
#684	cardboard wakizashi	1
#77	carob cannon	1
#873	casino pass	1
#115	chain-mail monokini	1
#89	charged magnet	1
#743	cheap elven gloves	5
#1823	cheap plastic bottle opener	1
#355	cheap toaster	6
#392	chintzy accordion pin	1
#545	chintzy disco ball pendant	1
#509	chintzy noodle ring	1
#508	chintzy saucepan earring	1
#576	chintzy seal pendant	1
#527	chintzy turtle brooch	1
#352	chocolate filthy lucre	10
#596	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	2
#580	chocolate-covered scarab beetle	1
#824	chopsticks	1
#452	chrome crossbow	1
#133	chrome helmet turtle	2
#429	chrome staff	1
#523	chrome sword	1
#1186	chunk of depleted Grimacite	6
#662	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	3
#34	clingfilm trousers	1
#43	clockwork detective skull	1
#1795	clown hammer	1
#2494	club necklace	2
#355	collection of tiny spooky objects	2
🥉	control crystal	1
#389	corn holder	2
#138	cracker	1
#246	crappy brain	2
#113	crotchety pants	1
#919	cyborg doll	1
#537	cyborg stompin' boot	4
#272	decent brain	1
#1477	defective skull	1
#418	delicious salad	128
#516	depleted uranium seal figurine	1
#3285	diamond necklace	1
#1640	doll house	1
#585	dope gangsta bling-bling	1
#1281	dwarf bread	1
#399	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	1
#5138	easter egg balloon	1
#1812	elven limbos gingerbread	1
#1586	elven moonshine	1
#561	elven socks	8
#871	empty blowgun	1
#209	facehugging alien	2
#1791	fake hand	1
#3837	fancy but probably evil chocolate	1
#2520	fancy chocolate	1
#1881	fancy chocolate car	1
#1303	fancy dress ball	6
#809	fancy opera glasses	2
#834	fat stacks of cash	5
#647	festive holiday hat	6
#686	festive sausage	2
#1610	flashing novelty button	1
#431	foie gras	1
#99	football helmet	1
#368	forest tears	1
#1453	friendly cheez blob	1
#619	frigid fudgepuck	2
#3426	fruitcake	1
#1144	fudgecule	30
🥇	funny paper hat	1
#388	fuzzy busby	6
#76	fuzzy dice	27
#375	fuzzy earmuffs	4
#418	fuzzy montera	3
#830	garish pinky ring	2
#380	ghost trap	1
#1350	ghuol egg	1
#98	giant marshmallow	4
#140	gin-soaked blotter paper	5
#2822	gingerbread bugbear	3
#2303	gingerbread horror	3
#536	gingerbread mutant bugbear	7
#1495	gloomy black mushroom	1
#152	glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub	1
#263	glow-in-the-dark wristwatch	1
#692	golden ring	40
#340	good brain	1
#1169	goth kid t-shirt	1
#728	gray bow tie	8
#882	green balloon	1
#1909	green beer	1
#1006	green glowstick	1
#841	green snowcone	1
#5338	grue egg	1
#984	guy made of bee pollen	1
#1225	gyroscope	1
#150	hair of the calf	1
#400	half-orchid	1
#2400	hamethyst	1
#1335	handful of confetti	29
#390	handful of honey	1
#149	hardened slime hat	1
#571	harem girl t-shirt	1
#2507	heart necklace	2
#1679	heart of the volcano	1
#1454	heart-shaped balloon	1
#2516	herbal stuffing	1
#626	holiday cheese log	2
#1604	iGoogly	1
#594	immense cyborg hand	7
#957	incredibly creepy marionette	2
#691	invisible bag	1
#2793	irradiated candy cane	1
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#985	jar of swamp gas	9
#734	jawbruiser	4
#1828	jazz soap	1
#1066	jerky coins	1
#1289	killer rag doll	1
#1093	killing feather	40
#1688	kite	2
#1515	knuckle sandwich	1
#897	kumquartz	1
#737	laser-broiled pear	12
#2180	lavender paisley oyster egg	1
#2307	lavender plastic oyster egg	1
#2028	lavender polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1766	lavender striped oyster egg	1
#206	lead yo-yo	1
#202	leaf of grass	1
#897	leather mask	1
#432	lesser grodulated violet	1
#1421	licorice garrote	2
#1942	loaded serum blowgun	1
#230	lumbering jack	1
#1423	macaroni duck	1
#1347	mad scientist's sock monkey	1
#2077	mafia aria	1
#677	maiden wig	1
#836	maple syrup	1
#1086	marionette	1
#575	marionette collective	1
#666	martini	1
#1983	mauve paisley oyster egg	1
#2254	mauve plastic oyster egg	1
#1846	mauve polka-dot oyster egg	1
#2384	mauve striped oyster egg	1
#211	meatsmithing guide	1
#671	mesh cap	1
#205	miniature stuffed Goth Giant	3
#107	misfit hobby horse	1
#2027	monomolecular yo-yo	1
#1339	motivational poster	1
#491	mulled cider	1
#340	mummy costume	18
#1565	mushroom fermenting solution	1
#1680	mylar scout drone	1
#1122	nanite-infested candy cane	9
#1929	nanite-infested eggnog	3
#1024	nanite-infested fruitcake	5
#712	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	7
#1183	nanofiber cloth	1
#417	nugget of Crimbonium	1
#1363	off-white paisley oyster egg	1
#2534	off-white plastic oyster egg	1
#1734	off-white polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1583	off-white striped oyster egg	1
#261	oily golden mushroom	2
#2042	oozenog	2
#440	opera mask	1
#725	orange and black Crimboween candy	2
#1140	orange glowstick	1
#861	orange snowcone	1
#865	oriole-feather headdress	1
#153	outrageous sombrero	1
#1088	oversized fish scaler	5
#71	pacification grenade	1
#1559	pack of KWE trading card	1
#807	pair of bolt cutters	4
#1584	pants of the Slug Lord	1
#1215	paperclip	1
#1536	passable elf mask	2
#1565	pasta spoon	1
#200	pat-a-cake pendant	6
#651	patent leather shoes	9
#892	pearidot	1
#963	penguin thesaurus	5
#471	peppermint tailings	1
#982	personalized coffee mug	1
#1651	pet rock "Groucho" disguise	1
#897	petrified wood	1
#2033	phish stick	1
#747	picture of a dead guy's girlfriend	1
#293	pig-iron bracers	1
#307	pig-iron helm	1
#283	pig-iron shinguards	1
#87	pimpin' meat hat	1
#332	pine tar	1
#1205	pink glowstick	1
#382	pink plastic baby	1
#681	pirate shirt	1
#2047	pixellated candy heart	1
#636	plastic Crimbo reindeer	1
#531	plastic passion fruit	2
#1230	pocketwatch on a chain	1
#481	pog #03 (warwelf)	1
#495	pog #08 (hellion)	1
#498	pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress)	1
#450	pointed stick	1
#224	pointy red hat	1
#860	polyalloy shield	5
#1612	pork elf goodies sack	1
#2213	porquoise	1
#1023	portable photocopier	1
#1010	possessed top	5
#695	poutine	1
#2034	puce paisley oyster egg	1
#2103	puce plastic oyster egg	1
#2253	puce polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1645	puce striped oyster egg	1
#179	puff of smoke	1
#379	pulsing flesh	9
#445	pumpkinhead mask	14
#727	purple glowstick	1
#890	purple snowcone	1
#125	quantum nanopolymer spider web	1
#271	raisin	1
#100	raspberry beret	1
#1506	ravioli hat	1
#925	razor-tipped yo-yo	8
#403	red gummi ingot	74
#2227	red paisley oyster egg	1
#212	red plastic baby	2
#2537	red plastic oyster egg	1
#2205	red polka-dot oyster egg	1
#845	red snowcone	1
#1646	red striped oyster egg	1
#310	rhinestone cowboy shirt	1
#1298	rib of the Bonerdagon	1
#403	ribbon candy	1
#924	ridiculous cocktail	1
#344	rigid carapace	11
#1455	roasted marshmallow	2
#1103	roboduck-on-a-string	1
#1965	robotronic egg	1
#1655	rogue swarmer	36
#100	root beer	1
#10	rose-colored glasses	1
#2723	rubber WWBD? bracelet	2
#2797	rubber WWJD? bracelet	2
#3648	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	1
#748	rusty chain necklace	2
🥇	rxr shield	1
#683	safarrri hat	1
#1137	sawblade fragment	45
#681	scented massage oil	1
#1479	scroll of pasta summoning	1
#975	seal tooth	2
#1671	seal-clubbing club	1
#1055	seal-skull helmet	1
#313	shaving cream	1
#2957	shiny ring	1
#265	shredded hellseal hide	19
#71	silver keg	1
#136	silver salt-shaker	1
#318	sinister altar fragment	1
#411	six tiny wedges of goat cheese	1
#201	skeletortoise	1
#939	skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	2
#806	sleeping stocking	1
🥉	slippery when wet shield	1
#548	small leather glove	1
#492	smoking grass	1
#197	snowball	2
#1348	sock monkey	1
#2845	solid gold bowling ball	1
#747	solid gold pegleg	1
#270	space jam	1
🥇	space trooper helmet	1
#3320	spade necklace	1
#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1
#214	spangly mariachi vest	1
#138	special sauce glove	1
#360	spectre scepter	86
🥈	speed limit shield	1
#212	sponge cake	2
#1069	spooky bark	1
#1398	spooky bicycle chain	1
#1367	spooky cosmetics bag	1
#1856	spooky felt	1
#1479	spooky hockey mask	1
#1892	spooky length of string	1
#1086	spooky lipstick	1
#1573	spooky mushroom	1
#937	spooky sap	1
#1154	spooky shrunken head	1
#1219	spooky stick	1
#1600	spooky stuffing	1
#1572	spooky toy wheel	1
#1767	spooky wooden block	1
#1729	square CRIMBCOOKIE	1
#907	squirming egg sac	2
🥇	stop shield	1
#939	strange shiny disc	1
#918	strawberyl	1
#1333	stray chihuahua	1
#599	string of Crimbo lights	1
#2261	string of blue beads	1
#2260	string of green beads	1
#2246	string of red beads	1
#2006	stuffed Baron von Ratsworth	12
#4506	stuffed Cheshire bitten	8
#4868	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	7
#2143	stuffed Meat	10
#1086	stuffed alien blob	6
#4262	stuffed angry cow	9
#5813	stuffed astral badger	5
#7027	stuffed baby gravy fairy	3
#1466	stuffed can of asparagus	1
#4161	stuffed cocoabo	9
#1319	stuffed crazy bastard sword	3
#1579	stuffed dodecapede	1
#2480	stuffed doppelshifter	2
#4059	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	10
#4306	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	9
#955	stuffed ghuol whelp	1
#2498	stuffed gray blob	2
#3820	stuffed hand turkey	11
#2136	stuffed key	6
#1143	stuffed martini	5
#4578	stuffed mind flayer	8
#1846	stuffed mink	15
#1917	stuffed monocle	14
#844	stuffed ninja snowman	4
#4049	stuffed scary death orb	10
#5797	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	5
#4146	stuffed snowy owl	9
#5328	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	6
#3043	stuffed spooky mushroom	1
#247	stuffed stab bat	1
#4567	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	8
#1563	stuffed teddy butler	22
#1907	stuffed tin of caviar	14
#2210	stuffed treasure chest	5
#5781	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	5
#777	stuffed zmobie	1
#492	sucker scaffold	11
#596	sugar-coated pine cone	1
#657	superheated fudge	2
#525	sweet ninja sword	1
#684	sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#1153	synthetic stuffing	1
#729	tambourine bells	1
#2033	teddy bear	1
#1434	theoretical string	1
#509	three-tiered wedding cake	1
#1333	throwing wrench	2
🥇	time sleigh	1
#421	tin magnolia	1
#174	tin star	1
#929	tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer	1
#186	tiny fly glasses	1
#99	tiny goth giant	1
#649	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	1
#3932	tiny plastic Axe Wound	1
#384	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
#267	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
#3938	tiny plastic Black Knight	1
#3079	tiny plastic Boss Bat	1
#445	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
#1326	tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	1
#6226	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	2
#221	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	1
#621	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	1
#4310	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	1
#4232	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	1
#2898	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	1
#101	tiny plastic Crimbomega	1
#576	tiny plastic Crimbomination	1
#101	tiny plastic Crimbot	1
#1550	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	1
#635	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	1
#79	tiny plastic Dr. Awkward	1
#820	tiny plastic Duke Starkiller	1
#1327	tiny plastic Father McGruber	1
#284	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
#3953	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	1
#3882	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	1
#3957	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	1
#3894	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	1
#77	tiny plastic Knows About Chakras	1
#73	tiny plastic Krampus	1
#215	tiny plastic MechaElf	1
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#403	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#1317	tiny plastic Norville Rogers	1
#3861	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	1
#1139	tiny plastic Queen Bee	1
#772	tiny plastic Rene C. Corman	1
#1530	tiny plastic Scream Queen	1
#2947	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	1
#238	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	1
#3856	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	1
#75	tiny plastic Your Brain	1
#303	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#4543	tiny plastic accordion thief	1
#110	tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	1
#1733	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	1
#6121	tiny plastic angry goat	2
#1375	tiny plastic angry space marine	1
#244	tiny plastic animelf	1
#8249	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	1
#8127	tiny plastic barrrnacle	1
#1358	tiny plastic batbugbear	1
#1133	tiny plastic bee swarm	2
#1349	tiny plastic beebee queue	1
#4480	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	1
#1354	tiny plastic black ops bugbear	1
#1328	tiny plastic blazing bat	1
#8174	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	1
#3954	tiny plastic brainsweeper	1
#971	tiny plastic bugaboo	3
#1345	tiny plastic buzzerker	1
#1357	tiny plastic cavebugbear	1
#989	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#8094	tiny plastic cocoabo	1
#8220	tiny plastic coffee pixie	1
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#4497	tiny plastic disco bandit	1
#101	tiny plastic exo-suited miner	1
#1018	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#428	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#3909	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	1
#1130	tiny plastic fire servant	1
#8151	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	1
#8186	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	1
#8092	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	1
#1738	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	1
#8058	tiny plastic grue	1
#4598	tiny plastic hermit	1
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#6148	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	2
#8068	tiny plastic killer bee	1
#3890	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	1
#8200	tiny plastic leprechaun	1
#6184	tiny plastic levitating potato	2
#3837	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	1
#8111	tiny plastic mosquito	1
#1036	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#4346	tiny plastic pastamancer	1
#6132	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	2
#4467	tiny plastic sauceror	1
#1767	tiny plastic seal clubber	3
#102	tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	1
#2783	tiny plastic senile lihc	2
#1559	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	1
#3837	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	1
#8224	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	1
#6128	tiny plastic stab bat	2
#8136	tiny plastic star starfish	1
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#4037	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	1
#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#1120	tiny plastic the Free Man	1
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#4481	tiny plastic turtle tamer	1
#3841	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	1
#3850	tiny plastic whitesnake	1
#266	toe jam	1
#2808	tofurkey gravy	1
#2814	tofurkey leg	1
#1865	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#394	toothbrush	1
#2068	top	1
#259	torn hellseal sinew	20
#767	tortoise's blessing	1
#909	tourmalime	1
#2400	toy crazy train	1
#899	toy deathbot	1
#1444	toy hoverpad	2
#921	toy maglev monorail	1
#836	toy mercenary	7
#702	toy soldier	2
#2262	toy space helmet	1
#1384	toy train	1
#269	traffic jam	1
#2301	tree-eating kite	4
#1038	tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#1782	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	1
#670	trilobite fossil	4
#1791	turtle totem	1
#726	twitching claw	7
#635	unstable DNA	83
#1120	unstable laser battery	43
#968	untamable turtle	2
#1544	unusual disco ball	1
#457	upsy daisy	1
#668	vampire collar	1
#669	vanilla-frosted king cake	1
#321	vial of patchouli oil	1
#550	vibrating cyborg knife	10
#1043	viking helmet	1
#2756	vitachoconutriment capsule	1
#313	wad of cotton	10
🥇	wand of fudge control	1
#478	warbear battery	1
#383	warbear gyrocopter	1
#44	warbear metalworking primer (used)	1
#422	warbear procedural hilarity drone	1
🥇	webbed comic mask	1
#792	white Canadian	1
#903	white balloon	1
#871	white chocolate and tomato pizza	1
#740	white chocolate chip cookies	1
#959	white chocolate chips	1
#586	white collar	1
#603	white hat hacker T-shirt	1
#802	white picket fence	1
#810	white satin pants	1
#582	white satin shield	1
#91	willowy bonnet	1
#464	wolfman mask	13
#811	wooden stakes	1
#1042	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#1454	x-ray specs	1
#228	ye olde golde frontes	1
#740	yellow glowstick	1
#1013	yellow gummi ingot	1
#1800	yellow paisley oyster egg	1
#2818	yellow plastic oyster egg	1
#1328	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1778	yellow snowcone	3
#1637	yellow striped oyster egg	1
🥇	yield shield	1
#1803	yo	2
#2364	yo-yo	1
#606	yohohoyo	1
#1201	zombie pineal gland	3

Wow, that's 2,221 items total!

what items are this player missing?