| #774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #88 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 10 |
| #22 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #784 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #72 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 4 |
| #389 | Angry Farmer's Wife Candy | 1 |
| #65 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 13 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #94 | BGE merchandise order form | 41 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #1448 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #29 | BRICKO airship | 1 |
| #49 | BRICKO bat | 1 |
| #499 | BRICKO brick | 1 |
| #74 | BRICKO bulwark | 1 |
| #22 | BRICKO cathedral | 1 |
| #46 | BRICKO elephant | 1 |
| #450 | BRICKO eye brick | 1 |
| #19 | BRICKO gargantuchicken | 1 |
| #68 | BRICKO hat | 1 |
| #33 | BRICKO octopus | 1 |
| #60 | BRICKO ooze | 1 |
| #48 | BRICKO oyster | 1 |
| #64 | BRICKO pants | 1 |
| #110 | BRICKO pearl | 1 |
| #33 | BRICKO pyramid | 1 |
| #39 | BRICKO python | 1 |
| #105 | BRICKO reactor | 1 |
| #62 | BRICKO sword | 1 |
| #54 | BRICKO trunk | 1 |
| #62 | BRICKO turtle | 1 |
| #19 | BRICKO vacuum cleaner | 1 |
| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #148 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 6 |
| #759 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 1 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #148 | Blood 'n' Plenty | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #254 | Bohemian rhapsody | 1 |
| #421 | Boris's key lime pie | 1 |
| #112 | Boss Drops | 1 |
| #117 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 18 |
| #499 | Bulky Buddy Box | 6 |
| #294 | C.H.U.M. chum | 1 |
| #364 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 3 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #264 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 3 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #289 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 3 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #245 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 3 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #156 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 4 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #1937 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #2422 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #2140 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 2 |
| #85 | Can-Can skirt | 1 |
| #46 | Chorale of Companionship | 2 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #78 | Coily™ | 1 |
| #1235 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #66 | Comet Drop | 1 |
| #348 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 7 |
| #1845 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #71 | Crimbo wreath | 8 |
| #12 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision | 6 |
| #21 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping | 5 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #14 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency | 6 |
| #1095 | Crimbuck | 516 |
| #1926 | Daffy Taffy | 1 |
| #1537 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #30 | Discontent™ Winter Garden Catalog | 1 |
| #190 | Dogsgotnonoz pills | 1 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #168 | Elvish delight | 1 |
| #202 | Everlasting Deckswabber | 1 |
| #77 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 2 |
| #700 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| #105 | Ghost Pinching Quarterly | 1 |
| #102 | Good 'n' Slimy | 1 |
| #11 | Gordon Beer's Beer Garden Catalog | 1 |
| #652 | Green Clover of Justice | 3 |
| #89 | Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog | 1 |
| #753 | Gummi-Gnauga | 1 |
| #136 | Gummy Brains | 1 |
| #601 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #389 | Hodgman's blanket | 3 |
| #136 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #15 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 4 |
| #65 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 2 |
| #123 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 8 |
| #997 | Iron Beta of Industry | 4 |
| #393 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 1 |
| #25 | Kissin' Cousins | 12 |
| #628 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| #343 | Knob pasty | 1 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #238 | Let Me Be! | 6 |
| #94 | Libram of BRICKOs | 1 |
| #113 | Libram of Love Songs | 1 |
| #45 | Libram of Pulled Taffy | 1 |
| #49 | Libram of Resolutions | 1 |
| #141 | Lobos Mints | 1 |
| #884 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 1 |
| #259 | Mariner's Friend cough drops | 1 |
| #209 | Maxing, Relaxing | 5 |
| #4 | Merc Core Field Manual: Intimidation Techniques | 2 |
| 🥉 | Merc Core Field Manual: Sanity Maintenance | 2 |
| #1133 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #55 | Moping Artistic Goth Kid | 1 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #2684 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #134 | Necbro wafers | 1 |
| #1193 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 2 |
| #740 | Now and Earlier | 1 |
| #246 | Nuclear Blastball | 1 |
| #121 | Okee-Dokee soda | 1 |
| #303 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 4 |
| #517 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 4 |
| #213 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 3 |
| #157 | Pain Dip | 1 |
| #113 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 18 |
| #49 | Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #135 | PlexiPips | 1 |
| #187 | Pokëmann band-aid | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #179 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #19 | Ralph IX cognac | 7 |
| #130 | Rattlin' Chains | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #2659 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #87 | S.T.L.T. | 1 |
| #962 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #452 | Schrödinger's thermos | 30 |
| #130 | Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome | 1 |
| #1318 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #357 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 4 |
| #73 | Small Medium | 1 |
| #397 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 1 |
| #69 | Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire | 1 |
| #140 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 1 |
| #921 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #642 | Steal This Candy | 1 |
| #667 | Sugar Cog | 1 |
| #80 | Summer Nights | 9 |
| #128 | Super Weight-Gain 9000 | 1 |
| #118 | Sweet Sword | 1 |
| #93 | Tales from the Fireside | 8 |
| #50 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 31 |
| #68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #153 | The Art of Slapfighting | 8 |
| #324 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 4 |
| #137 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #60 | The Joy of Wassailing | 29 |
| #301 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| #102 | The Snitch's Manifesto | 1 |
| #98 | The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants | 1 |
| #36 | Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts | 1 |
| #855 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 4 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #603 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 4 |
| #828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #334 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 4 |
| #970 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #468 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 9 |
| #820 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 4 |
| #691 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 7 |
| #1021 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 2 |
| #762 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 11 |
| #516 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #505 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 3 |
| #119 | Tome of Clip Art | 1 |
| #15 | Tome of Rad Libs | 1 |
| #110 | Tome of Sugar Shummoning | 1 |
| #159 | Travels with Jerry | 6 |
| #35 | Unagnimated Gnome | 1 |
| #99 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 10 |
| #74 | Uncle Romulus | 16 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #2404 | Valentine | 1 |
| #125 | Van der Graaf helmet | 1 |
| #161 | Wax Flask | 1 |
| #1953 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #472 | Wolfman Nardz | 1 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #50 | Xiblaxian holo-buddy simcode | 1 |
| #622 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 5 |
| #2959 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1 |
| #252 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 5 |
| #282 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 7 |
| #333 | abandoned candy | 1 |
| #40 | adventurer clone egg | 1 |
| #38 | airplane charter: Spring Break Beach | 1 |
| #91 | albatross necklace | 1 |
| #203 | alien source code printout | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #618 | alphabet gum | 1 |
| #35 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 33 |
| #52 | antique bottle opener | 13 |
| #251 | antique painting of a landscape | 3 |
| #571 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #156 | antique record album | 19 |
| #126 | archaeologing shovel | 1 |
| #111 | around the world | 35 |
| #168 | asbestos crossbow string | 1 |
| #170 | asbestos sword hilt | 1 |
| #184 | baby cuddlefish | 1 |
| #1842 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #519 | bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #501 | bag of bones | 1 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #67 | baggie of powdered sugar | 528 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #518 | banana | 8 |
| #285 | banana smoothie | 2 |
| #208 | banana spritzer | 1 |
| #1020 | banana-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #2120 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #92 | battered Crimbo Crate | 182 |
| #49 | beach ball marble | 1 |
| #184 | beautiful rainbow | 1 |
| #642 | bed of coals | 1 |
| #107 | beholed bedsheet | 7 |
| #79 | beige clambroth marble | 1 |
| #242 | bellhop bell | 1 |
| #26 | big bumboozer marble | 1 |
| #113 | big slimy cyst | 1 |
| #55 | bindlestocking | 28 |
| #75 | black BRICKO brick | 1 |
| #28 | black catseye marble | 1 |
| #509 | black eyedrops | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #812 | black snowcone | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #917 | black-and-blue light | 1 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| #759 | blue glowstick | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #940 | blue plasma ball | 1 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #36 | bone and arrows | 1 |
| #301 | bone aperitif | 1 |
| #944 | bone chips | 1 |
| #52 | bone crusher | 1 |
| #277 | bone meal | 1 |
| #76 | bone spurs | 1 |
| #61 | boneana hammock | 1 |
| #63 | bonedanna | 1 |
| #53 | bonerang | 1 |
| #58 | boning knife | 1 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #836 | bottle of Blank-Out | 2 |
| #564 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #670 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #305 | bottle of black cat tonic | 1 |
| #680 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #267 | bottle of realpagne | 1 |
| #385 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 1 |
| #663 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 1 |
| #190 | bottled day | 1 |
| #317 | bottled inspiration | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #570 | bowl of fishysoisse | 1 |
| #204 | box of Pokëmann band-aids | 1 |
| #2703 | brick | 1 |
| #70 | broken BRICKO brick | 1 |
| #247 | brown crock marble | 1 |
| #447 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #155 | bumblebee marble | 1 |
| #937 | bunch of bananas | 1 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #2151 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #296 | can of V-11 | 1 |
| #956 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #226 | can-can-in-a-can | 1 |
| #1140 | candied kobold | 1 |
| #855 | candy brain | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #44 | candy crayons | 1 |
| #241 | candy skeleton | 1 |
| #1751 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #234 | caustic slime nodule | 1 |
| #287 | chainsaw chain | 1 |
| #58 | chamoisole | 1 |
| #540 | cheap elven gloves | 8 |
| #127 | cheap studded belt | 474 |
| #178 | children of the candy corn | 1 |
| #504 | chocolate bath ball | 1 |
| #18 | chocolate cigar | 53 |
| #246 | chocolate disco ball | 1 |
| #715 | chocolate filthy lucre | 1 |
| #226 | chocolate pasta spoon | 1 |
| #214 | chocolate saucepan | 1 |
| #210 | chocolate seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #207 | chocolate stolen accordion | 1 |
| #203 | chocolate turtle totem | 1 |
| #579 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 1 |
| #162 | chrome crossbow string | 1 |
| #167 | chrome sword hilt | 1 |
| #1749 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #1219 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #208 | colorful plastic ball | 201 |
| #716 | comfy coffin | 1 |
| #383 | concentrated garbage juice | 2 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #570 | corncob pipe | 1 |
| #1818 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #216 | corpsebite | 1 |
| #1815 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1808 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #174 | correction fluid | 1 |
| #199 | crown-shaped beanie | 1 |
| #85 | crude crudités | 1 |
| #223 | crusty hula hoop | 1 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #200 | cube of billiard chalk | 1 |
| #599 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #268 | cyclops eyedrops | 1 |
| #32 | dead guy's memento | 1 |
| #43 | dead guy's piece of double-sided tape | 1 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #205 | death blossom | 1 |
| #5 | deck of lewd playing cards | 3 |
| #40 | deluxe fax machine | 6 |
| #55 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 6 |
| #1149 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #369 | digital key lime pie | 1 |
| #226 | disintegrating spiky collar | 1 |
| #982 | distilled fortified wine | 1 |
| #704 | doll house | 6 |
| #214 | dollhive | 47 |
| #655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #132 | dubious peppermint | 1 |
| #201 | duct tape | 234 |
| #1578 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #1277 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #878 | easter egg balloon | 28 |
| #111 | electric crutch | 1 |
| #1813 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #1587 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #349 | elven socks | 13 |
| #194 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #518 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 13 |
| #236 | escargotsicle | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #741 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #29 | extra-heavy BRICKO brick | 1 |
| #83 | fairy-worn boots | 1 |
| #761 | fake blood | 1 |
| #124 | fancy ball mask | 1 |
| #3838 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #229 | fancy canapés | 2 |
| #215 | festive holiday hat | 19 |
| #1174 | festive sausage | 1 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #46 | filthy lucre | 353 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #168 | fish juice box | 1 |
| #497 | flamin' bindle | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #131 | flask of Amontillado | 1 |
| #821 | flavored foot massage oil | 1 |
| #35 | floaty gravel | 4 |
| #165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #15 | floaty pebbles | 23 |
| #175 | floaty sand | 120 |
| #168 | foam dart | 332 |
| #429 | foie gras | 1 |
| #379 | fossilized baboon skull | 1 |
| #331 | fossilized bat skull | 1 |
| #312 | fossilized demon skull | 1 |
| #525 | fossilized limb | 11 |
| #405 | fossilized serpent skull | 1 |
| #307 | fossilized spider skull | 1 |
| #322 | fossilized spike | 13 |
| #296 | fossilized spine | 6 |
| #378 | fossilized torso | 11 |
| #272 | fossilized wing | 14 |
| #372 | fossilized wyrm skull | 1 |
| #578 | frayed rope belt | 1 |
| #281 | freezerburned ice cube | 1 |
| #460 | freezin' bindle | 1 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #561 | frigid air mattress | 1 |
| #501 | frigid mote | 1 |
| #309 | frozen banquet | 7 |
| #208 | fruitfilm | 1 |
| #184 | fry-oil-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #322 | funhouse mirror | 1 |
| #3214 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #599 | gator skin | 1 |
| #380 | ghost trap | 1 |
| #239 | giant glass of brandy | 2 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| #63 | gingerbread house | 8 |
| #1493 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #366 | gloomy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #71 | glowing frisbee | 1 |
| #2779 | golden ring | 1 |
| #233 | gray bow tie | 28 |
| #68 | green BRICKO brick | 1 |
| #1909 | green beer | 1 |
| #1159 | green candy heart | 1 |
| #115 | green eggnog | 1 |
| #101 | green hamhock | 1 |
| #278 | green peawee marble | 1 |
| #51 | grilled cheese sandwich | 1 |
| #176 | grinning turtle | 1 |
| #735 | grue egg omelette | 1 |
| #64 | guy made of bee pollen | 47 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #2398 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #134 | hardened slime belt | 1 |
| #150 | hardened slime hat | 1 |
| #143 | hardened slime pants | 1 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #183 | hobo fortress blueprints | 1 |
| #1287 | hobo nickel | 1 |
| #866 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #160 | holiday log | 1 |
| #180 | honey stick | 1 |
| #233 | honey-dew | 1 |
| #204 | hopping socks | 1 |
| #114 | hot egg | 2 |
| #60 | imitation crab zoea | 1 |
| #1002 | immense cyborg hand | 5 |
| #511 | incense bath ball | 1 |
| #74 | infant sandworm | 1 |
| #142 | invisible bag | 6 |
| #201 | irradiated pet snacks | 1 |
| #411 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 4 |
| 🥉 | jar of squeeze | 227 |
| #122 | jet bennie marble | 1 |
| #201 | kamicorpse-ee | 1 |
| #2544 | killing feather | 1 |
| #1517 | knuckle sandwich | 1 |
| #3059 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #1166 | lavender candy heart | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #267 | lawn dart | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #178 | leftover Crimbo rations | 1 |
| #174 | lemonade marble | 1 |
| #1152 | length of string | 7 |
| #414 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #171 | letterman's jacket | 1 |
| #937 | lewd playing card | 1 |
| #270 | library card | 1 |
| #132 | linoleum crossbow string | 1 |
| #117 | linoleum stick | 1 |
| #125 | linoleum sword hilt | 1 |
| #140 | lint | 1 |
| #202 | liquid shifting time weirdness | 1 |
| #292 | live lobster | 1 |
| #144 | llama lama cria | 1 |
| #109 | loaf of alien bread | 1 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #563 | lucky bottlecap | 1 |
| #1413 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #58 | magic dragonfish fry | 1 |
| #193 | makeshift crane | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #80 | medium slimy cyst | 1 |
| #145 | miniature antlers | 1 |
| #146 | miniature boiler | 1 |
| #105 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #491 | mulled cider | 1 |
| #992 | mummy costume | 1 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #250 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #75 | mysterious chest | 1 |
| #3706 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3328 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3425 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #227 | not-a-pipe | 1 |
| #335 | obsidian dagger | 48 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #233 | oil of oiliness | 1 |
| #471 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #278 | oily mushroom wine | 1 |
| #255 | old school flying disc | 1 |
| #848 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 1 |
| #1229 | orange candy heart | 1 |
| #38 | organ grinder | 1 |
| #1956 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #191 | paint bomb | 1 |
| #319 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #581 | panhandle panhandling hat | 1 |
| #89 | panicked kernel | 1 |
| #923 | paperclip | 9 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #263 | patent antipsychotics | 1 |
| #213 | patent leather shoes | 31 |
| #142 | pawn cookie | 1 |
| #1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #736 | personal massager | 1 |
| #151 | personalized coffee mug | 480 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #900 | petrified wood | 1 |
| #207 | piece of after eight | 1 |
| #169 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #1155 | pink candy heart | 1 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #49 | pixel stopwatch | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #75 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 8 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #530 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| #861 | polyalloy shield | 5 |
| #180 | poodle skirt | 1 |
| #1607 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #2212 | porquoise | 1 |
| #650 | portable photocopier | 9 |
| #111 | possibility potion | 1 |
| #522 | potato sprout | 4 |
| #37 | pottery barn owl figurine | 1 |
| #44 | pottery club | 1 |
| #51 | pottery hat | 1 |
| #41 | pottery shield | 1 |
| #42 | pottery training pants | 1 |
| #63 | pottery yo-yo | 1 |
| #144 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #130 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #622 | pretty bouquet | 1 |
| #2035 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #440 | prismatic wad | 1 |
| #15 | psycho sweater | 12 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1512 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #1101 | pumpkinhead mask | 1 |
| #215 | purple corpsel | 1 |
| #727 | purple glowstick | 1 |
| #291 | quantum taco | 95 |
| #167 | rack of dinosaur ribs | 1 |
| #400 | really dense meat stack | 16 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| #25 | record of menacing silence | 1 |
| #28 | record of tranquil silence | 1 |
| #217 | red China marble | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #231 | red wagon | 1 |
| #209 | red-headed corpse | 1 |
| #412 | rewinged stab bat | 1 |
| #401 | ribbon candy | 1 |
| #68 | rickety old unicycle | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1653 | rigid carapace | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #1430 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #139 | rocket fuel | 1 |
| #169 | rockfish stomach | 1 |
| #2679 | rogue swarmer | 1 |
| #217 | roll of Hob-Os | 1 |
| #90 | sandwich of the gods | 22 |
| #2590 | sawblade fragment | 1 |
| #683 | scented massage oil | 1 |
| #167 | scotch on the rocks | 1 |
| #279 | sensitive poetry journal | 1 |
| #574 | sewer nuggets | 1 |
| #351 | sewer wad | 1 |
| #109 | shock belt | 1 |
| #257 | shot of nepenthe schnapps | 1 |
| #309 | shrinking powder | 1 |
| #228 | silver shotgun shell | 1 |
| #190 | six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #61 | skulldozer egg | 1 |
| #512 | sleazy bindle | 1 |
| #101 | sleeping stocking | 20 |
| #214 | slime-soaked brain | 1 |
| #202 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 1 |
| #206 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 1 |
| #196 | slimy alveolus | 1 |
| #509 | slimy fermented bile bladder | 1 |
| #463 | slimy sweetbreads | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #61 | small slimy cyst | 1 |
| #216 | smiling rat | 1 |
| #279 | smoked potsherd | 1 |
| #107 | smoldering box | 1 |
| #235 | snowball | 1 |
| #637 | solid gold bowling ball | 26 |
| #271 | space jam | 1 |
| #1072 | spooky bark | 1 |
| #555 | spooky bindle | 1 |
| #111 | spooky pirate skeleton | 13 |
| #140 | spooky rattling cigar box | 1 |
| #938 | spooky sap | 1 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #672 | stained mattress | 1 |
| #568 | stainless steel scarf | 6 |
| #1711 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #1224 | stainless steel skullcap | 3 |
| #1337 | stainless steel slacks | 3 |
| #418 | stainless steel solitaire | 7 |
| #794 | stainless steel suspenders | 5 |
| #337 | star key lime pie | 1 |
| #61 | steely marble | 1 |
| #200 | sterno-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #143 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 428 |
| #234 | still-beating spleen | 1 |
| #492 | stinkin' bindle | 1 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #151 | strawberry-flavored Hob-O | 2 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #92 | string of Crimbo lights | 6 |
| #1930 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #297 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 131 |
| #315 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 108 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #297 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 111 |
| #388 | stuffed Meat | 116 |
| #1086 | stuffed alien blob | 6 |
| #394 | stuffed angry cow | 99 |
| #299 | stuffed astral badger | 119 |
| #282 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 126 |
| #287 | stuffed cocoabo | 115 |
| #1866 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #854 | stuffed doppelshifter | 12 |
| #336 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 113 |
| #284 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 127 |
| #377 | stuffed gray blob | 116 |
| #313 | stuffed hand turkey | 112 |
| #217 | stuffed key | 228 |
| #1958 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #333 | stuffed mind flayer | 111 |
| #329 | stuffed mink | 128 |
| #332 | stuffed monocle | 127 |
| #289 | stuffed scary death orb | 120 |
| #292 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 120 |
| #542 | stuffed snowy owl | 78 |
| #299 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 123 |
| #279 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 117 |
| #391 | stuffed teddy butler | 116 |
| #316 | stuffed tin of caviar | 133 |
| #191 | stuffed treasure chest | 244 |
| #273 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 123 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #78 | stuffed-shirt scarecrow | 1 |
| #1003 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 10 |
| #595 | sugar-coated pine cone | 1 |
| #166 | syncopated turtle | 1 |
| #724 | tasty tart | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #814 | teddy borg | 9 |
| #536 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| #450 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 1 |
| #227 | thermos of brew | 2 |
| #285 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 4 |
| #1002 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #2846 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #595 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 7 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #739 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 3 |
| #704 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 3 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #2807 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #2064 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #539 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 8 |
| #2208 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 8 |
| #411 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 6 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #653 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 6 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #2731 | tiny plastic G Imp | 2 |
| #1759 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 4 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #440 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 10 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #2195 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 3 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #2177 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 3 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #524 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 2 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #417 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 10 |
| #2117 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 3 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #480 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 5 |
| #487 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 2 |
| #543 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 8 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #2755 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #2743 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #1469 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 5 |
| #478 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 5 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #2203 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 3 |
| #2251 | tiny plastic angry goat | 8 |
| #385 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 11 |
| #2809 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 3 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #3351 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #4888 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #330 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 13 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #588 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 7 |
| #477 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 9 |
| #733 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 5 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #589 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 7 |
| #663 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 6 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #2213 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 3 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 2 |
| #384 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 11 |
| #391 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 11 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 4 |
| #2463 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 7 |
| #2090 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #2749 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1752 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 4 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #2134 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 3 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #396 | tiny plastic fire servant | 6 |
| #2181 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 3 |
| #70 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #3334 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #4850 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #3336 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 5 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
| #2162 | tiny plastic goth giant | 3 |
| #3301 | tiny plastic grue | 5 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #3300 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 5 |
| #534 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 8 |
| #6063 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #2179 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 3 |
| #4865 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #2881 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 6 |
| #1464 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 5 |
| #600 | tiny plastic moneybee | 7 |
| #4842 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #610 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 7 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1271 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 6 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic peacannon | 4 |
| #66 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #4790 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #1316 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 4 |
| #2778 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2156 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 3 |
| #570 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 4 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #4004 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 4 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #4857 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #6158 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #409 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 6 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #2653 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #2695 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #1766 | tiny plastic zmobie | 4 |
| #266 | tiny slimy cyst | 1 |
| #266 | toe jam | 1 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #393 | toothbrush | 1 |
| #2083 | toothsome rock | 2 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #270 | traffic jam | 1 |
| #377 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #1078 | twinkly wad | 1 |
| #1650 | twitching claw | 1 |
| #481 | unearthed potsherd | 1 |
| #153 | unnatural gas | 1 |
| #53 | unstable DNA | 818 |
| #2814 | unstable laser battery | 1 |
| 🥈 | unwound mechanical songbird | 1 |
| #670 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #2591 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #2758 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| #565 | volcanic ash | 1 |
| #33 | voodoo snuff | 45 |
| #217 | wad of slimy rags | 1 |
| #308 | warbear drone assembler | 1 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #436 | warbear metalworking primer | 1 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #221 | white Xanadian | 1 |
| #1163 | white candy heart | 1 |
| #187 | willyweed | 1 |
| #128 | witch hat | 6 |
| #104 | wok lobster | 1 |
| #1028 | wolfman mask | 1 |
| #1220 | wooden block | 1 |
| #1380 | yellow candy heart | 1 |
| #740 | yellow glowstick | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |