Olmec

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#216"DRINK ME" potion121
#11191-ball2
#1141.21 jigawatts1
#72100-Watt bulb1
#9561337 7r0uZ0RZ2
#10502-ball2
#12425-meat staff1
#14573-ball1
#68630669 scroll5
#37033398 scroll49
#693334 scroll3
#14744-ball1
#3624-dimensional guitar2
#3365-Alarm Saucepan1
#10775-ball2
#14266-ball1
#26264067 scroll1
#320668 scroll2
#5747-Foot Dwarven mattock3
#11167-ball2
#19758-ball2
#6269-ball1
#650A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes1
#247A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 11
#279A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 21
#256A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 31
#223A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 41
#295A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 51
#225A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 61
#967A. W. O. L. commendation1
#785ASCII shirt1
#1067Angry Farmer candy30
#392Angry Farmer's Wife Candy1
#297Ankh of Badahnkadh1
#1044BGE merchandise order form1
#1447BGE shotglass1
#957BGE tiny plastic toy1
#613Baron von Ratsworth's money clip1
#1569Baron von Ratsworth's monocle7
#286Ben-Gal™ Balm1
#413Bjorn's Hammer1
#608Black No. 23
#748Blackfly Chardonnay1
#521Blue Diamond of Honesty1
#764Bonerdagon necklace14
#232Boris's key lime1
#924Boris's ring1
#899Boss Bat bling3
#941Boss Bat britches14
#1012Brimstone Chicken Sandwich1
#1503Bulky Buddy Box1
🥈C.B.F.G.1
#1118CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)1
#1013CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)1
#1053CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)1
#1020CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)1
#1009CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)1
#529CRIMBCO lanyard1
#78CRIMBCO mug217
#577CRIMBCO scrip320
#118CRIMBCO wine57
#246CRIMBCOIDS mints9
#2141CRIMBCOLOAF2
#163Cerebral Cloche1
#312Cerebral Crossbow1
#188Cerebral Culottes1
#444Cherry Cloaca Cola1
#88Choker of the Ultragoth1
#287Cinco Mayo Lager1
#1488Cloaca-Cola fatigues1
#1419Cloaca-Cola helmet1
#1429Cloaca-Cola shield1
#281Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration1
#699Codpiece of the Goblin King11
#2464Colander of Em-er'il1
#399Cookbook of the Damned1
#1215Crimbo Candy Cookbook2
#1237Crimbo candied pecan2
#1380Crimbo fudge1
#1261Crimbo peppermint bark2
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#3105Crimbuck2
#1419Crown of the Goblin King15
#534Danglin' Chad's loincloth1
#31Dickory Farms Gift Basket104
#443Diet Cloaca Cola1
#454Disco Banjo1
#313Divine1
#536Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment1
#737Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir1
#427Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm1
#630Dolphin King's crown7
#982Double Bacon Beelzeburger1
#1496Dr. Hobo's scalpel1
#396Dramatic™ range2
#721Drowsy Sword23
#1928Dyspepsi-Cola2
#1406Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues1
#1417Dyspepsi-Cola helmet1
#1376Dyspepsi-Cola shield1
#92Earring of Fire1
#2384Elder Turtle Shell1
#477Elf Farm Raffle ticket3
#470Elmley shades1
#665Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots5
#1688Feynman gate1
#169Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy1
#406Frat Army FGF3
🥇French slippers1
#211Game Grid ticket10
#277Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire1
#789Gnollish flyswatter1
#594Gnollish pie server1
#672Gnollish pie tin1
#725Gnollish plunger1
#595Gnollish slotted spoon1
#678Gnollish toolbox1
#236Gordon Bennett1
#215Grateful Undead T-shirt2
#220Green Clover of Justice9
#411Hollandaise helmet2
#61Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace1
#95Ice-Cold Beer Ring1
#55Ice-Cold Beerring1
#419Iiti Kitty phone charm4
#1666Imp Ale6
#1035Jack-in-the-box2
#775Jarlsberg's earring1
#204Jarlsberg's key lime1
#870Jolly Roger charrrm1
#153Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet16
#1016Jumbo Dr. Lucifer1
#246Knob Goblin Uberpants2
#723Knob Goblin elite helm3
#633Knob Goblin elite pants4
#690Knob Goblin elite polearm3
#1052Knob Goblin elite shirt1
#183Knob Goblin eyedrops1
#967Knob Goblin firecracker4
#780Knob Goblin harem pants2
#673Knob Goblin harem veil3
#1090Knob Goblin love potion1
#459Knob Goblin melon baller2
#190Knob Goblin nasal spray1
#827Knob Goblin pants3
#741Knob Goblin perfume1
#315Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray1
#731Knob Goblin scimitar5
#826Knob Goblin seltzer1
#746Knob Goblin spatula1
#941Knob Goblin steroids1
#642Knob Goblin superseltzer2
#867Knob Goblin tongs3
#892Knob Goblin visor1
#648Knob mushroom3
#646Knob sausage1
#844Knoll mushroom3
#492Knoll shroomkabob1
🥈LARP membership card1
#669LED block1
🥇LWA ring1
#1136Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet22
#970Lord of the Flies-sized fries1
#723Lucky Surprise Egg1
#437Mace of the Tortoise1
#1175Mad Train wine15
#308Mae West1
#1985MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech1
#401Manetwich1
#518Maxwell's Silver Hammer2
#403Meat detector1
#703Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs1
#498Meleegra™ pills15
#1134Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler1
#614Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub33
#347Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot1
#2244Mob Penguin cellular phone1
#851Mohawk wig2
#385Monstar energy beverage7
#912Mountain Stream soda2
#2682Mr. Mediocrebar1
#71Mudflap-Girl Earring1
#65Mudflap-Girl Necklace1
#85Mudflap-Girl Ring1
#374NG1
#283Nardz energy beverage1
#1574Nickel Gamma of Frugality1
#85Nose Ring of Putrescence1
#509Oil of Parrrlay1
#872Orange Star of Sacrifice2
#677Orcish baseball cap2
#615Orcish cargo shorts2
#785Orcish frat-paddle1
#308Orcish meat locker1
#555PADL Phone2
#1229Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster4
#66Pendant of Fire1
#196Piddles1
#628Pine-Fresh air freshener2
#814Pink Heart of Spirit1
#164Polka Pop2
#63Putrid Pendant1
#338Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit2
#527Red Rover BB gun4
#423Regular Cloaca Cola1
#100Ring of Fire1
#100Ring of the Sewer Snake1
#2659Rock Pops1
#370Rock and Roll Legend3
#963SPF 451 lip balm1
#47Saccharine Maple pendant2
#982Schrödinger's thermos2
#471Sinful Desires1
#618Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags1
#734Sneaky Pete's breath spray1
#212Sneaky Pete's key lime1
#777Spam Witch sammich10
🥈Stabonic scroll1
#508Supernova Champagne4
#387Swabbie™ swab3
#951Tales of a Kansas Toymaker1
#1464Tasty Fun Good rice candy7
#598The Art of Slapfighting1
#684The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones1
#659The Big Book of Pirate Insults2
#967The Joy of Wassailing1
#101The Ring1
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
#395Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste4
#1044Trollhouse cookies5
#542Tuesday's ruby2
#1250Uncle Crimbo's Rations1
#710Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix1
#701Uncle Romulus1
#71Unspeakable Earring1
#219Wand of Nagamar27
#1038Warm Subject gift certificate2
#430White Citadel fries1
#1631Wint-O-Fresh mint2
#584Workytime Tea2
#474Yellow Moon of Compassion7
#2860Yummy Tummy bean2
#916Zu Mannkäse Dienen1
#241a butt tuba3
#706a little sump'm sump'm1
#1478abominable snowcone1
#503accidental cider1
#470acid-squirting flower6
#664acoustic guitarrr3
#714adder bladder2
#361agua de vida1
#91albatross necklace1
#617all-purpose cleaner2
#129all-purpose flower1
#116alpha-mail pants1
#623alphabet gum1
#898amulet of extreme plot significance6
#337ancient Magi-Wipes12
#219ancient cursed foot locker1
#522ancient frozen dinner2
#432ancient protein powder6
#533ancient spice1
#2948ancient unspeakable fruitcake2
#549ancient vinyl coin purse2
#680anniversary balloon1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
#1081annoying pitchfork1
#460ant agonist3
#185ant hoe2
#255ant pick1
#284ant rake1
#260ant sickle1
#483anti-anti-antidote1
#1061anticheese1
#424antique 8-Bit Power magazine3
#375antique bottle of cough syrup1
#290antique bottle opener3
#655antique greaves3
#731antique hand mirror1
#745antique helmet2
#497antique packet of ketchup1
#535antique painting of a landscape1
#354antique pair of blue jeans2
#279antique record album10
#625antique shield4
#299antique souvenir drawing3
#647antique spear4
#125archaeologing shovel1
#485armgun1
#343arrrgyle socks7
#275asbestos apron3
#288asbestos crossbow2
#122asbestos helmet turtle1
#73asbestos meat stack1
#903asbestos ore3
#387asbestos staff1
#478asbestos sword1
#885asparagus knife2
#140asparagus lo mein1
#125asparagus stir-fry1
#643asshat1
#1192astral mushroom1
#803astronaut pants9
#848atomic vector plotter2
#115attention spanner1
#106automatic catapult1
#1268awful poetry journal12
#1126baby killer bee5
#183babycakes1
#2450baconstone1
#261baconstone ring1
#1972badass belt27
#133badger badge1
#951bag of Cheat-Os1
#215bag of bones7
#753bag of lard1
#294balaclava2
#632balaclava baklava1
#2042ball1
#247ball-in-a-cup1
#305balloon helmet1
#1030balloon monkey1
#312balloon sword1
#181ballroom blintz33
#197bamboo bokuto1
#1147banana1
#187banana peel29
#218banjo strings1
#681bar skin9
#122bar whip1
#675barbed-wire fence4
#1800barrrnacle2
#73barskin buckler1
#110barskin cloak1
#367barskin hat1
#88barskin loincloth1
#186barskin tent1
#900baseball1
#112basic meat crossbow1
#98basic meat fez1
#59basic meat foon1
#144basic meat helmet1
#100basic meat kilt1
#129basic meat pants1
#151basic meat spork1
#114basic meat staff1
#718bat guano4
#89bat hat1
#759bat wing5
#54bat-ass leather jacket5
#606batblade2
#874batgut7
#49bath ball gift set56
#1167battered Crimbo Crate4
#398bazookafish bubble gum1
#682beach glass bead1
#288beach glass necklace1
#455beaten-up Chucks1
#716beer bomb9
#409beer bong3
#254beer goggles1
#514beer helmet3
#148beer lens21
#398beertini4
#690beholed bedsheet1
#126bejeweled accordion strap2
#602bejeweled cufflinks5
#571bejeweled pledge pin3
#1022bi-lateral logic compressor1
#347big bad voodoo mask1
#216big bass drum5
#397big red clown nose14
#475big rock1
#688bilge wine3
🥈biomechanical crimborg helmet1
🥈biomechanical crimborg leg armor1
#314bird rib2
#377bit-o-cactus7
#589black & tan1
#203black cherry soda1
#510black eyedrops1
#669black forest cake1
#552black forest ham1
#534black greaves2
#695black helmet1
#390black kettle drum1
#577black pepper1
#461black picnic basket1
#598black pixel19
#634black pudding1
#667black shield1
#734black snake skin2
#129black spot6
#571black sword2
#800blackberry2
#269blackberry combat boots1
#221blackberry moccasins1
#2625blob-shaped Crimbo cookie6
#290blood of the Wereseal1
#487bloody clown pants9
#410bloody mary3
#688blue class ring2
#1062blue pixel8
#377blue pixel potion1
#840blue polka-dot oyster egg5
#917blue striped oyster egg5
#333blundarrrbus1
#429bone flute1
#665bone rattle1
#752booty chest charrrm1
#980borg sock monkey1
#743bottle of Monsieur Bubble1
#624bottle of Pinot Renoir1
#456bottle of Vangoghbitussin1
#447bottle of alcohol4
#513bottle of cooking sherry1
#1082bottle of gin3
#753bottle of goofballs34
#537bottle of popskull2
#638bottle of rum51
#404bottle of tequila55
#820bottle of vodka7
#1094bottle of whiskey6
#411bottle opener belt buckle3
#973bowl of cottage cheese3
#491box17
#4118box of sunshine13
#230box turtle1
#946boxed wine6
#116boxing glove5
#455brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings1
#247brains casserole1
#247brainy skull1
#427briefcase8
#751broken skull10
#502broken sword2
#590bronze breastplate1
#290bronzed locust7
#443brown sugar cane5
#615bubblewrap ore1
#471bubbly potion16
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#1627buckyball1
#669bugbear beanie5
#594bugbear bungguard6
#469bullet-proof corduroys3
#686bum cheek8
#578bunch of square grapes1
#374buoybottoms1
#194bus pass2
#263cactus fruit7
#740can of Binarrrca11
#1890can of CRIMBCOLA2
#351can of Ghuol-B-Gone™1
#331can of Red Minotaur12
#554can of Swiller1
#210can of black paint1
#956can of spinach1
#2975can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce1
#2875candied yams1
#3615candy cane3
#1564candy kneecapping stick2
#1029candy knuckles3
#3108candy stake2
#745cannonball charrrm1
#360canopic jar10
#1757capacitor relay1
#1811carbon nanotube frame1
#529carbonated soy milk1
#438carbonated water lily5
#330cardboard katana1
#609cardboard ore1
#684cardboard wakizashi1
#731carob chunks1
#585casino pass3
#754cast7
#588cat appendix2
#527catgut8
#109catskin buckler1
#83catskin cap1
#169catsup1
#802cement sandals1
#359centipede eggs7
#1188chaos butterfly19
#332cheap cigar butt3
#1089cheap elven gloves2
#921chef's hat2
#664cherry1
#775chewing gum on a string1
#392chintzy accordion pin1
#545chintzy disco ball pendant1
#509chintzy noodle ring1
#508chintzy saucepan earring1
#576chintzy seal pendant1
#527chintzy turtle brooch1
#492chloroform rag2
#488chocolate cigar2
#492chopsticks5
#689chorizo brownies1
#298chorizo taco13
#452chrome crossbow1
#686chrome ore4
#2111chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#446chunk of rock salt1
#1147circular CRIMBCOOKIE2
#533clay peace-sign bead2
#501cloudy potion14
#375clown shoes7
#384clown skin14
#239clownskin belt1
#111clownskin buckler1
#202clownskin harness1
#1348club necklace5
#424cocktail napkin5
#290cocktail onion1
#827cocoa eggshell fragment15
#493coconut shell61
#435coffin lid2
#1139cog1
#623cold ninja mask2
#359cold nuggets1
#297cold powder1
#253comfy pillow1
#566communications windchimes2
#1056computronic processing unit1
#748cool mushroom1
#653cool whip2
#740copper ha'penny charrrm1
#522corn holder1
#306cornuthaum19
#1822corpse on the beach1
#1818corpsedriver1
#259costume sword2
#855cranberries8
#485cream stout2
#391creamsicle4
#113crotchety pants1
#541crowbarrr2
#403curmudgel1
#487cursed black pearl onion1
#494cursed bottle of black-label rum1
#513cursed bottle of rum1
#418cursed cannonball1
#432cursed voodoo skull1
#345cyborg doll5
#1826cyborg stompin' boot1
#585dance card1
#404dark potion25
#802dead guy's watch4
#539decorative fountain5
#280dehydrated caviar15
#73delectable fire ant17
#964delicious salad19
#245delicious shimmering moth1
#140delicious stinkbug2
#93demon buckler1
#623demon skin7
#134demon-horned hat1
#158demonskin trousers1
#297dented harmonica4
#591deodorant1
#527depantsing bomb2
#252desiccated apricot29
#1151designer handbag1
#1956diamond necklace3
#682diamond-studded cane4
#597didgeridooka1
#220digital key lime1
#482dire fudgesicle1
#724dirty hobo gloves9
#965disassembled clover16
#532disbelief suspenders1
#1532disco ball3
#1419disco mask3
#561disease11
#263disembodied brain14
#513disintegrating quill pen7
#540displaced fish3
#449distressed denim pants3
#1272disturbing fanfic12
#1607dollhive1
#585dope gangsta bling-bling1
#356dope wheels1
#221double-barreled sling2
#680drab sonata2
#772draggin' ball hat2
#516dried face4
#471drum machine6
#408dry noodles232
#520drywall axe24
#973duct tape22
#80duct tape buckler1
#127duct tape dockers1
#92duct tape fedora1
#108duct tape shirt1
#232duct tape sword1
#255duct tape wallet1
#554dungeoneer's dungarees1
#1315dusty Crimbo crate2
#780dusty bottle of Marsala5
#801dusty bottle of Merlot5
#1030dusty bottle of Muscat1
#931dusty bottle of Pinot Noir2
#801dusty bottle of Port5
#735dusty bottle of Zinfandel6
#399eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest1
#896eXtreme mittens1
#229eXtreme nose ring1
#856eXtreme scarf1
#3661easter egg balloon3
#620effervescent potion8
#337eggbeater1
#478elven cellocello31
#1136elven socks2
#585elven suicide capsule28
#1025empty Cloaca-Cola bottle2
#666empty meat tank1
#544enchanted barbell1
#605enchanted bean1
#1116enchanted leopard-print barbell4
#420energy drink IV3
#668ennui-flavored potato chips25
#734enormous belt buckle1
#477enormous hoop earring1
#849evil golden arch2
#1391evil googly eye1
#2680evil teddy bear1
#272exploding hacky-sack4
#199extra-large palm-frond toupee1
#163extra-potent gremlin mutagen1
#471extra-strength strongness elixir1
#402eye-pod1
#388eyepatch16
#952f3d0r41
#692facsimile dictionary13
#761fake blood1
#1008fake plastic grass1
#850fancy bath salts1
#3305fancy but probably evil chocolate3
#410fancy chocolate car7
#2422fancy dress ball1
#403fancy opera glasses10
#1375fat stacks of cash1
#2393felt1
#412fermenting powder1
#1427festive holiday hat1
#738fetid feather1
#323fettucini Inconnu1
#360filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")3
#550filthy corduroys7
#691filthy knitted dread sack3
#602filthy pestle1
#201filthy poultice35
#28finger cuffs29
#299finger cymbals1
#1764fire1
#529fire poi1
#610fish-liver oil1
#40fixed-gear bicycle2
#514fizzy potion13
#724flaming crutch3
#700flaming feather3
#643flaming talons4
#349flaregun36
#838flashing novelty button2
#593flirtatious feather4
#333flute of flat champagne20
#496foam noodle1
#430foolscap fool's cap5
#462fortune cookie1
#378fossilized baboon skull1
#329fossilized bat skull1
#312fossilized demon skull1
#303fossilized limb30
#306fossilized spider skull1
#178fossilized spike25
#563fossilized spine1
#345fossilized torso13
#253fossilized wing15
#371fossilized wyrm skull1
#323frat brats1
#450fricasseed brains1
#777frightful feather1
#256frigid hankyū1
#596frigid ninja stars30
#428frilly shirt1
#605frilly skirt3
#672frozen feather3
#827frozen mushroom1
#474frozen nunchaku4
#149full meat tank1
#541furniture dolly1
#969furry fur15
#428furry pants1
#83ganger bandana1
#667garish pinky ring4
#479gauze garter5
#183gauze shorts1
#240gearbox necklace4
#818ghuol ears3
#682ghuol egg12
#556ghuol egg quiche1
#660ghuol guolash6
#387giant cactus quill1
#621giant designer sunglasses5
#499giant discarded bottlecap10
#1292giant discarded plastic fork5
#489giant discarded torn-up glove9
#453giant foam finger2
#642giant moxie weed1
#1019giant needle4
#830giant pinky ring16
#275gimlet1
#320gin-soaked blotter paper1
#3042gingerbread horror2
#1335gingerbread mutant bugbear4
#896glass of goat's milk1
#86glowing esca1
#609glowing red eye11
#540gnatwing4
#155gnauga hide buckler1
#149gnauga hide chaps1
#203gnauga hide whip1
#769gnoll lips1
#788gnoll teeth1
#219gnoll-tooth necklace1
#706goat beard2
#846goat cheese1
#665goat cheese pizza4
#303goatskin umbrella4
#825gob of wet hair1
#395gold lamé pants1
#589golden ring41
#94goofily-plumed helmet1
#1916googly eye3
#529goth kid t-shirt6
#784gr8ps1
#503grapefruit6
#627grapes4
#428grassy cutlass1
#393grave robbing shovel2
#1386gray bow tie1
#983green pixel7
#348green pixel potion1
#429gremlin juice3
#363grog3
#973grouchy restless spirit1
#1715grue egg14
#633grumpy old man charrrm1
#103grumpy old man charrrm bracelet1
#298grungy bandana2
#533guano coffee cup1
#870guitar pick1
#1225gyroscope1
#655hair spray1
#260half-baked potion1
#402half-rotten brain1
#171half-sized guitar5
#2400hamethyst1
#190handful of Laughing Willow bark1
#1608handful of confetti23
#1125handful of hand chalk3
#402handful of moss6
#440handful of sand25
#511handful of sawdust3
#463handful of walnuts1
#268handsomeness potion7
#647happiness1
#325headhunter necktie1
#3382heart necklace1
#844heavy D11
#454heavy metal sonata1
#541heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr1
#758hellion cube2
#1595helmet turtle3
#180hemp net1
#675hemp string4
#373henna tattoo1
#1241herb brownies1
#2516herbal stuffing1
#700herbs7
#605hermit permit1
#853herringcello22
#627hideous egg1
#1110high-resistance ultrapolymer plating1
#967hill of beans1
#134hippo skin buckler1
#77hippopotamus kilt1
#148hipposkin poncho1
#250hippy bongo2
#550hippy medical kit1
#409honey-dipped locust4
#268hors d'oeuvre tray4
#508hot date4
#667hot katana blade8
#186hot nuggets11
#358hot pink lipstick1
#288hot plate2
#333hot powder1
#1027hot wing9
#409huge spoon3
#1025hyperbolic plasma focuser1
#729hypodermic needle1
#1125iGoogly7
#1642ice-cold Sir Schlitz2
#1368ice-cold Willer4
#1216ice-cold fotie2
#325iced-out bling1
#499icy katana hilt3
#426icy-hot katana1
#13imitation crab meat870
#314immense cyborg hand10
#207imp air1
#383imp unity ring2
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