Museum :: gwesj

gwesj

Rank	Item	Quantity
#114	"Humorous" T-shirt	1
#773	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#911	1-ball	3
#493	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	11
#851	2-ball	3
#1080	3-ball	2
#747	4-ball	4
#363	4-dimensional guitar	2
#879	5-ball	3
#785	6-ball	4
#294	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	10
#718	7-ball	5
#521	8-ball	42
#569	ASCII shirt	2
#88	Alewife™ Ale	27
#414	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#382	Angry Farmer candy	281
#170	Ankh of Badahnkadh	2
#1132	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#1783	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	6
#825	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	2
#95	Bash-Ōs cereal	9
#154	Black No. 2	70
#128	Blackfly Chardonnay	63
#146	Blatantly Canadian	27
#503	Blizzards I Have Died In	2
#522	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
#23	Bohemian rhapsody	87
#2384	Bonerdagon necklace	1
#85	Boris's key lime pie	15
#54	Boris's ring	23
#1674	Boss Bat bling	1
#422	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	15
#1501	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#459	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#249	C.H.U.M. knife	4
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#444	Cherry Cloaca Cola	1
#1351	Cloaca-Cola	3
#823	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	3
#999	Cloaca-Cola helmet	2
#995	Cloaca-Cola shield	2
#487	Codpiece of the Goblin King	16
#264	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	1
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#886	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	2
#331	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	2
#752	Crimbo pie	1
#722	Crimboween memo	15
#2887	Crown of the Goblin King	4
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#366	Diet Cloaca Cola	2
#1168	Disco 'Fro Pick	3
#706	Dolphin King's crown	6
#283	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	33
#893	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	3
#1134	Drowsy Sword	11
#1134	Dyspepsi grenade	6
#451	Dyspepsi-Cola	141
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#567	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	4
#248	Eau de Guaneau	2
#808	El Sombrero De Lopez	3
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#494	El Vibrato power sphere	1
#25	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	8
#40	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	12
#37	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	13
#57	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	6
#82	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	5
#44	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	9
#50	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	7
#73	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	14
#58	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	14
#30	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	15
#548	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	2
#345	Elmley shades	2
#361	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	21
🥇	French slippers	1
#140	Frogade	3
#126	Frost™ brand sword	1
#298	Gaia beads	8
#104	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	3
#125	Genalen™ Bottle	30
#846	Goodfella contract	4
#656	Green Clover of Justice	3
#415	Hell ramen	4
#319	Iiti Kitty phone charm	7
#1002	Imp Ale	57
#764	Iron Beta of Industry	7
#719	Jack-in-the-box	6
#73	Jarlsberg's earring	15
#88	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	14
#1286	Jocko Homo's head	1
#627	Jolly Roger charrrm	3
#93	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	32
#356	Kissin' Cousins	3
#181	Knob Goblin Uberpants	3
#990	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
#995	Knob Goblin elite pants	1
#973	Knob Goblin elite polearm	1
#892	Knob Goblin elite shirt	2
#340	Knob Goblin harem pants	11
#672	Knob Goblin harem veil	3
#332	Knob Goblin melon baller	5
#549	Knob Goblin pants	12
#490	Knob Goblin scimitar	14
#515	Knob Goblin spatula	5
#717	Knob Goblin tongs	6
#576	Knob Goblin visor	5
#171	Knob lo mein	1
#56	Knoll lo mein	6
#61	Knoll shroomkabob	30
#228	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#777	Lederhosen of the Night	1
#384	Let Me Be!	4
#525	Lockenstock™ sandals	1
#881	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	30
#315	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	28
#155	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	406
#898	M-242	4
#714	Mad Train wine	84
#1177	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	4
#400	Manetwich	1
#560	Maxing, Relaxing	2
#242	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	9
#403	Meat detector	1
#97	Meleegra™ pills	105
#2245	Mob Penguin cellular phone	1
#643	Mohawk wig	6
#597	Mr. Joe's bangles	1
#907	Mr. Mediocrebar	53
#43	NG	58
#1573	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	1
#1270	Orange Star of Sacrifice	1
#241	Orcish baseball cap	15
#261	Orcish cargo shorts	11
#196	Orcish frat-paddle	18
#29	PVC staff	1
#544	Pine-Fresh air freshener	3
#235	Pink Heart of Spirit	4
#47	Polka Pop	51
#266	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	1
#260	Red Balloon of Valor	1
#394	Red Rover BB gun	8
#419	Rock Pops	126
#118	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
#1050	Schrödinger's thermos	1
#494	Sensual Massage for Creeps	3
#176	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	8
#727	Snow Queen Crown	1
#129	Spirit Precipice	1
#325	Summer Nights	4
#172	Super Magic Power Sword X	1
#335	Supernova Champagne	11
#938	Tales from the Fireside	1
#214	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	364
#154	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	30
#217	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#936	Travels with Jerry	1
#158	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#161	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#165	Tuesday's ruby	19
#513	Typical Tavern swill	3
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
#701	Uncle Romulus	1
#249	Uranium Omega of Temperance	1
#306	White Citadel burger	5
#244	White Citadel fries	6
#87	X-37 gun	2
#511	Yakisoba's hat	3
#133	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	4
#1612	Yellow Moon of Compassion	1
#785	Yummy Tummy bean	228
#375	Zim Merman's guitar	2
#278	a butt tuba	2
#380	abominable snowcone	33
#82	accidental cider	37
#470	acid-squirting flower	6
#1006	acoustic guitarrr	1
#182	adder bladder	75
#143	all-purpose cleaner	73
#499	alphabet gum	2
#645	amulet of extreme plot significance	12
#601	ancient Magi-Wipes	2
#189	ancient frozen dinner	12
#86	ancient protein powder	124
#77	ancient stone fist	30
#64	ancient stone head	18
#2948	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	2
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#847	annoying pitchfork	2
#66	ant agonist	76
#270	ant hoe	1
#255	ant pick	1
#251	ant pitchfork	1
#184	ant rake	2
#165	ant sickle	2
#483	anti-anti-antidote	1
#361	anticheese	16
#89	antique bottle of cough syrup	9
#654	antique greaves	3
#518	antique helmet	7
#208	antique packet of ketchup	9
#624	antique shield	4
#510	antique spear	8
#294	armgun	6
#192	around the world	12
#160	arrrgyle socks	18
#240	asbestos apron	4
#181	asbestos crossbow	4
#172	asbestos crossbow string	1
#119	asbestos staff	5
#85	asbestos stick	3
#478	asbestos sword	1
#175	asbestos sword hilt	1
#597	asparagus knife	7
#140	asparagus lo mein	1
#125	asparagus stir-fry	1
#468	asshat	2
#1082	astronaut pants	5
#1396	awful poetry journal	9
#1123	baby killer bee	5
#404	baconstone	20
#185	baconstone earring	1
#217	baconstone pendant	2
#84	bad-ass club	2
#4171	badass belt	8
#662	bag of Cheat-Os	5
#753	bag of lard	1
#293	balaclava	2
#899	ball	6
#111	balloon helmet	4
#85	balloon sword	6
#203	ballroom blintz	24
#88	bamboo bokuto	3
#337	banana cream pie	1
#59	banana daiquiri	7
#158	banana peel	34
#389	banana smoothie	1
#819	banana-frosted king cake	2
#41	banjo strings	18
#393	bar skin	26
#48	bar whip	3
#242	barbed-wire fence	26
#239	bargain flash powder	2
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#763	barrrnacle	17
#110	barskin cloak	1
#367	barskin hat	1
#88	barskin loincloth	1
#105	baseball	80
#144	basic meat sword	1
#533	bat guano	11
#231	bat haggis	1
#89	bat hat	1
#77	bat whip	1
#463	bat wing	21
#104	bat wing kabob	5
#91	bat-ass leather jacket	2
#1912	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#523	batblade	3
#233	batgut	145
#691	battered Crimbo Crate	12
#227	battered hubcap	1
#245	bazookafish bubble gum	7
#49	beach ball marble	1
#680	beach glass bead	1
#287	beach glass necklace	1
#171	bean burrito	5
#199	beanbag chair	2
#268	beaten-up Chucks	2
#293	bed of coals	3
#201	beer bomb	203
#372	beer bong	4
#131	beertini	17
#110	beholed bedsheet	7
#233	bejeweled accordion strap	1
#955	bejeweled cufflinks	1
#41	bezoar ring	1
#179	big bad voodoo mask	4
#215	big bass drum	5
#285	big boom	3
#346	big red clown nose	18
#76	big stirring stick	1
#145	bilge wine	219
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#49	bird rib	60
#878	bit of clingfilm	4
#320	bit-o-cactus	10
#89	black belt	1
#694	black greaves	1
#469	black helmet	3
#191	black kettle drum	5
#195	black pixel	181
#128	black plastic oyster egg	30
#1489	black polka-dot oyster egg	2
#208	black pudding	14
#193	black sheepskin diploma	1
#523	black shield	2
#153	black snake skin	66
#464	black spot	1
#2665	black striped oyster egg	1
#570	black sword	2
#197	black-and-blue light	308
#892	blackberry	1
#269	blackberry combat boots	1
#221	blackberry moccasins	1
#130	blackberry slippers	2
#76	blended frozen swill	4
#924	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	7
#270	bloody beer	68
#378	bloody clown pants	13
#69	bloody mary	45
#759	blue glowstick	1
#1030	blue paisley oyster egg	4
#220	blue pixel	358
#178	blue plasma ball	365
#298	blue plastic oyster egg	16
#1672	blue polka-dot oyster egg	2
#1368	blue striped oyster egg	3
#621	blueberry-frosted king cake	1
#222	blundarrrbus	2
#174	bobble-hip hula elf doll	1
#46	boilermaker	38
#213	bone collar	1
#140	bone flute	16
#65	bone rattle	46
#498	borg sock monkey	3
#107	boring spaghetti	8
#411	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	10
#376	bottle of Mystic Shell	2
#88	bottle of Pinot Renoir	20
#76	bottle of alcohol	83
#31	bottle of black cat tonic	95
#134	bottle of cooking sherry	17
#562	bottle of goofballs	46
#43	bottle of perfume	1
#419	bottle of pirate juice	2
#123	bottle of popskull	28
#33	bottle of realpagne	25
#272	bottle of sake	2
#32	bounty-hunting pants	1
#38	bounty-hunting rifle	1
#780	bowl of cottage cheese	8
#219	bowl of lucky charms	3
#734	box	7
#128	boxing glove	4
#48	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	100
#247	brains casserole	1
#318	brass stinger	1
#2052	brick	4
#93	brick of sand	20
#429	briefcase	8
#23	brittle plastic handle	1
#310	broken skull	64
#247	brown crock marble	1
#46	brown sugar cane	207
#96	bubble bauble bow	1
#147	bubblewrap ore	19
#98	buckler buckle	7
#706	buckyball	6
#108	buffalo blade	1
#573	bum cheek	12
#155	bumblebee marble	1
#764	bunch of bananas	2
#50	bunch of square grapes	210
#38	bungle in the jungle	51
#146	buoybottoms	7
#70	cactus fruit	61
#106	calavera concertina	2
#437	calle de miel	2
#98	can cannon	1
#951	can of Binarrrca	8
#26	can of Swiller	311
#546	can of fake snow	1
#116	can of maces	10
#269	can of spinach	8
#93	can of starch	2
#19	can-can-in-a-can	50
#250	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	33
#274	candied yams	32
#1729	candy cane	16
#1326	candy stake	5
#224	cannonball charrrm	33
#1149	canteen of wine	11
#202	carbonated soy milk	26
#222	cardboard katana	2
#191	cardboard ore	11
#136	cardboard wakizashi	25
#173	carob brownies	1
#77	carob cannon	1
#156	carob chunk cookies	19
#108	carob chunk noodles	21
#143	carob chunks	67
#539	cast	20
#136	cat appendix	41
#83	catgut	199
#50	catgut taco	18
#83	catskin cap	1
#87	centipede eggs	75
#234	charming flute	1
#42	cheap elven gloves	52
#267	cheap studded belt	199
#1660	cheap toaster	1
#272	cherry pie	1
#247	chewing gum on a string	68
#246	chintzy accordion pin	2
#544	chintzy disco ball pendant	1
#246	chintzy saucepan earring	3
#576	chintzy seal pendant	1
#527	chintzy turtle brooch	1
#116	chisel	1
#288	chocolate spurs	2
#633	chocolate-frosted king cake	2
#273	chopsticks	17
#129	chorizo brownies	18
#110	chorizo taco	59
#131	chrome crossbow	6
#158	chrome staff	4
#31	clingfilm cap	1
#40	clingfilm slippers	1
#34	clingfilm trousers	1
#58	clockwork clockwise dome	1
#89	clockwork counterclockwise dome	1
#68	clockwork crossbow	1
#43	clockwork detective skull	1
#102	clockwork hat	1
#618	clockwork key	2
#101	clockwork pants	1
#46	clockwork staff	1
#70	clockwork sword	1
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#397	clown shoes	6
#363	clown skin	16
#115	clown whip	1
#112	clown wig	2
#238	clownskin belt	1
#144	clownskin harness	2
#797	club necklace	9
#48	club of the five seasons	2
#141	cocktail napkin	51
#760	cocoa egg	7
#446	cocoa eggshell fragment	102
#309	coffin lid	4
#295	cog	101
#247	cog and sprocket assembly	1
#777	cold ninja mask	1
#74	cologne of contempt	7
#507	colored-light "necklace"	1
#415	comfy coffin	3
#175	communications windchimes	73
#264	computronic processing unit	13
#55	concentrated cordial of concentration	6
#284	concentrated garbage juice	3
#333	concentrated magicalness pill	5
#82	cool mushroom	33
#169	cool mushroom casserole	1
#200	cool mushroom wine	1
#248	cool whip	18
#255	copper ha'penny charrrm	26
#389	corn holder	2
#568	corncob pipe	1
#277	cornuthaum	24
#259	costume sword	2
#138	cracker	1
#233	cranberries	138
#104	cranberry cordial	3
#433	cream pie	1
#484	cream stout	2
#540	creamsicle	1
#35	crimsilion jub-jub bird	1
#333	crowbarrr	6
#198	crown-shaped beanie	1
#128	cruelty-free wine	34
#243	crumbling rat skull	2
#443	cup of infinite pencils	2
#104	curdflinger	1
#231	curmudgel	4
#182	cursed black pearl onion	10
#190	cursed bottle of black-label rum	9
#125	cursed bottle of rum	18
#36	cursed breeches	1
#64	cursed cutlass	1
#42	cursed eyepatch	1
#80	cursed piece of thirteen	17
#214	cursed sea biscuit	7
#476	cyborg doll	3
#191	cyborg stompin' boot	8
#464	dance card	2
#424	dead guy's watch	13
#116	deadly lampshade	8
#27	decaying wooden oar	1
#618	deck of tropical cards	1
#228	decorative fountain	38
#1478	defective skull	1
#65	delectable fire ant	25
#390	delicious noodles	2
#1309	delicious salad	8
#100	delicious shimmering moth	14
#165	delicious spicy noodles	2
#341	demon skin	27
#97	demon whip	1
#134	demon-horned hat	1
#164	demonskin jacket	1
#158	demonskin trousers	1
#118	denim axe	4
#84	dense meat sword	1
#296	dented harmonica	4
#348	deodorant	6
#253	depantsing bomb	16
#260	desiccated apricot	27
#2467	diamond necklace	2
#480	diamond-studded cane	9
#125	diamond-studded fronts	2
#274	didgeridooka	13
#91	digital key lime pie	16
#209	dingy planks	1
#481	dire fudgesicle	1
#767	dirty hobo gloves	7
#104	disbelief suspenders	14
#1213	disco ball	8
#998	disco mask	11
#186	disease	99
#292	disembodied smile	1
#177	dishrag	3
#212	disintegrating sheet music	22
#30	disintegrating spiky collar	25
#157	displaced fish	50
#985	distilled fortified wine	1
#587	distressed denim pants	1
#1520	disturbing fanfic	5
#69	diving muff	3
#705	doll house	6
#226	dollhive	45
#37	dope wheels	43
#269	double-barreled sling	1
#241	drab sonata	21
#482	draggin' ball hat	10
#259	dreadlock whip	3
#225	dried face	16
#1254	drywall axe	5
#441	ducha de oro	2
#81	duct tape buckler	1
#93	duct tape fedora	1
#109	duct tape shirt	1
#76	duct tape sword	2
#407	dungeoneer's dungarees	2
#502	dusty Crimbo crate	22
#336	dusty bottle of Marsala	50
#349	dusty bottle of Merlot	50
#329	dusty bottle of Muscat	50
#338	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	50
#362	dusty bottle of Port	50
#327	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	50
#196	dusty first cervical vertebra	2
#310	dusty left ninth rib	1
#309	dusty left seventh rib	1
#309	dusty right fibula	1
#306	dusty right kneecap	1
#310	dusty sacral vertebrae	1
#291	dusty second caudal vertebra	1
#288	dusty second cervical vertebra	1
#292	dusty third cervical vertebra	1
#399	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	1
#114	eXtreme meat crossbow	1
#111	eXtreme meat staff	1
#138	eXtreme meat sword	1
#508	eXtreme mittens	5
#141	eXtreme nose ring	2
#504	eXtreme scarf	4
#5139	easter egg balloon	1
#28	eelskin pants	1
#228	eggbeater	2
#761	elven moonshine	11
#53	elven socks	50
#76	empty meat tank	64
#375	enchanted barbell	3
#122	enchanted eyepatch	2
#132	enchanted handwarmer	1
#651	enchanted toothpick	1
#124	enchantlers	1
#300	energy drink IV	8
#184	enormous belt buckle	21
#305	enormous hoop earring	3
#174	escargotsicle	2
#47	especially salty dog	13
#164	evil golden arch	81
#195	evil golden arches	5
#132	evil teddy bear sewing kit	2
#207	exploding hacky-sack	9
#102	extra-fancy ring setting	2
#199	extra-large palm-frond toupee	1
#197	extra-spicy bloody mary	16
#212	eye of newt	66
#255	eye-pod	2
#127	eyedrops of newt	3
#545	eyepatch	9
#508	f3d0r4	9
#868	facsimile dictionary	9
#531	fairy gravy boat	1
#291	false eyelashes	1
#124	fancy ball mask	1
#225	fancy bath salts	78
#377	fancy canapés	1
#809	fancy opera glasses	2
#90	fancy schmancy cheese sauce	3
#519	fat stacks of cash	13
#753	felt	12
#488	ferret bait	6
#37	festive holiday hat	58
#121	fetid feather	95
#242	fettucini Inconnu	2
#303	fez of etymology	1
#86	filigreed hamethyst earring	1
#82	filigreed hamethyst necklace	1
#106	filigreed hamethyst ring	1
#166	filth-encrusted futon	5
#260	filthy corduroys	31
#324	filthy hippy poncho	1
#363	filthy knitted dread sack	15
#427	filthy pestle	3
#177	filthy poultice	47
#37	fin-bit wax	1
#286	fine wine	21
#233	finger cymbals	2
#1346	fire	2
#470	[2426]fire flower	2
#308	fire poi	6
#258	flamin' bindle	3
#126	flaming cardboard sword	1
#486	flaming crutch	9
#133	flaming feather	106
#118	flaming glowsticks	4
#321	flaming mushroom wine	1
#424	flaming talons	13
#177	flange	18
#307	flaregun	43
#305	flashing novelty button	4
#304	flat dough	7
#168	flat mushroom wine	1
#202	flavored foot massage oil	273
#108	flirtatious feather	82
#275	flower petal pie	1
#206	flowing hippy skirt	4
#276	flute of flat champagne	30
#63	flypaper staff	1
#183	foam dart	304
#231	foam noodle	5
#27	foggy glass globe	1
#429	foolscap fool's cap	5
#67	foon of foulness	1
#66	foon of frigidity	1
#70	foon of fulmination	1
#286	forest tears	2
#270	frayed rope belt	5
#282	freezerburned ice cube	1
#158	freezin' bindle	4
#114	frightful feather	106
#64	frigid air mattress	8
#501	frigid mote	1
#451	frigid ninja stars	65
#45	frigid-ass club	1
#156	frilly shirt	4
#126	frilly skirt	47
#134	frozen feather	98
#328	frozen mushroom	7
#597	frozen nunchaku	2
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#8135	tiny plastic star starfish	1
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#3861	tiny plastic taco cat	1
#3857	tiny plastic topiary golem	1
#4481	tiny plastic turtle tamer	1
#3841	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	1
#3873	tiny plastic warwelf	1
#3850	tiny plastic whitesnake	1
#3847	tiny plastic zmobie	1
#862	tiny shaker of salt	2
#116	tip jar	15
#160	tires	58
#1276	toast	365
#61	tofu casserole	34
#133	tofu taco	1
#250	tofurkey gravy	32
#231	tofurkey leg	34
#200	tomato daiquiri	8
#1865	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#820	tooth	4
#2083	toothsome rock	2
#543	top	9
#1868	toy crazy train	2
#1217	toy jet pack	4
#921	toy maglev monorail	1
#1342	toy ray gun	4
#953	toy space helmet	7
#478	tree skirt	1
#2765	tree-eating kite	2
#62	tropical swill	4
#77	tube of hair oil	7
#259	tube sock	2
#105	tuning fork	2
#950	twitching claw	5
#115	ultimate ultimate frisbee	8
#81	underwater slingshot	5
#577	unstable DNA	92
#535	unstable laser battery	61
#254	unstable quark	2
#728	urinal cake	1
#1407	useless powder	11
#245	vampire collar	8
#1601	vampire duck-on-a-string	3
#176	vampire glitter	2
#506	vanilla-frosted king cake	2
#154	velcro ore	1
#606	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	15
#200	vibrating cyborg knife	17
#349	viking helmet	31
#171	vodka and cranberry	13
#279	walrus-tusk earring	4
#312	wang	6
#265	war tongs	7
#213	warm mushroom	9
🥈	washboard shield	1
#331	water wings	2
#179	water-polo cap	1
#44	water-polo mitt	3
#1147	wheel	2
#57	whiskey and cola	55
#791	white Canadian	1
#392	white chocolate chip cookies	7
#51	white chocolate chips	373
#298	white collar	4
#101	white hat hacker T-shirt	13
#706	white lightning	6
#301	white satin pants	11
#314	white satin shield	5
#43	white snake skin	394
#322	white sword	12
#88	white whip	1
#181	wicker shield	23
#88	wiffle-flail	1
#91	willowy bonnet	1
#308	windchimes	24
#390	witch hat	2
#609	wolf mask	16
#531	wolfman mask	11
#188	wooden axe	4
#120	wooden stakes	27
#296	wool hat	5
#61	woolen cravat	1
#280	world's smallest violin	1
#311	worn tophat	4
#468	woven baling wire bracelets	2
#229	wreath of laurels	3
#528	wrench bracelet	5
#228	ye olde golde frontes	1
#740	yellow glowstick	1
#1584	yellow plastic oyster egg	3
#881	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	2
#1061	yellow striped oyster egg	2
🥇	yield shield	1
#1803	yo	2
#2364	yo-yo	1

Wow, that's 25,847 items total!

what items are this player missing?