Museum :: ErnieR

ErnieR

Rank	Item	Quantity
#75	1952 Mickey Mantle card	80
#116	4-dimensional fez	1
#12	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)	1
#9	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)	1
#10	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	1
#588	A. W. O. L. commendation	7
#72	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	4
#32	Ancient Protector Soda	23
#147	Ancient Saucehelm	11
#233	Argarggagarg's fang	7
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#863	BGE merchandise order form	2
#564	BGE pocket calendar	1
#898	BGE shotglass	6
#675	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#956	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#123	BRAINS shorts	11
#100	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	5
#25	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	159
#825	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	2
#237	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	11
#46	Black Angus blackburger	1
#319	Blood Light	11
#173	Blue Diamond of Honesty	3
#173	Bone's Farm "wine"	11
#107	Bonerdagon necklace	74
#34	Boss Bat bling	75
#129	Boss Bat britches	87
#285	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	13
#1118	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#34	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#33	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	1
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	1
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#387	CRIMBCO mug	34
#1095	CRIMBCO scrip	45
#193	CRIMBCO wine	39
#507	CRIMBCOIDS mints	6
#1190	CRIMBCOLOAF	4
#6	Celsius 233 (singed)	1
#194	Cheer-Up soda	1
#169	Codpiece of the Goblin King	36
#72	Colander of Em-er'il	16
#1368	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#168	Corpse Island iced tea	31
#11	Crimbo Credit	1,337
#757	Crimbo candied pecan	11
#717	Crimbo fudge	12
#779	Crimbo peppermint bark	10
#15	Crimbo sapling	1
#650	Crimbo wreath	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#168	Crimbonium fuel rod	11
#4	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	1
#37	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	3
🥈	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	1
#121	Crimbot battery	11
#64	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	87
#211	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	1
#246	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	1
#245	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	1
#60	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	92
#248	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	1
#75	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	72
#79	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	20
#62	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	87
#180	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	2
#60	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	31
#88	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	59
#77	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	22
#63	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	81
#2374	Crimboween memo	1
#92	Crown of the Goblin King	184
#117	D roll	111
#96	DNOTC Box	4
#314	Deactivated O. A. F.	2
#241	Disco 'Fro Pick	10
#69	Dolphin King's crown	54
#144	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	25
#74	Drowsy Sword	179
#98	Ecto-Cooler	11
#137	El Sombrero De Lopez	14
#100	Elder Turtle Shell	14
#259	En Una Fila Tequila	1
#37	Fantasma en la Máquina	111
#13	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)	1
#88	Friendliness Beverage	111
#84	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	23
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#139	Go-Wassail	150
#11	Great Wolf's beastly trousers	1
#1441	Green Clover of Justice	1
#44	Grimacite Bock	1
#45	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	111
#184	Heimandatz's heart	8
🥉	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	1
#170	Iron Beta of Industry	59
#213	Jocko Homo's head	8
#37	La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	111
#228	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#16	Lord Soggyraven's Slippers	17
#104	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	179
#82	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	5
#179	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	11
#980	Microplushie: Bropane	1
#839	Microplushie: Dorkonide	1
#890	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	1
#750	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	1
#985	Microplushie: Gothochondria	1
#999	Microplushie: Hippylase	1
#579	Microplushie: Hipsterine	1
#918	Microplushie: Hobomosome	1
#1009	Microplushie: Otakulone	1
#952	Microplushie: Raverdrine	1
#962	Microplushie: Sororitrate	1
#45	Mini-Crimbot crate	3
#347	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#60	Misty Cape	39
#78	Misty Cloak	26
#56	Misty Robe	48
#67	Necbro wafers	11
#5	New Zealand iced tea	3,927
#82	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	75
#217	Nightstalker perfume	11
#519	Orange Star of Sacrifice	4
#165	Order of the Silver Wossname	4
#517	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	13
#813	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#878	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	1
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	1
#590	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	1
#809	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	1
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	1
#796	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	1
#878	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	1
#564	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	1
#776	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	1
#892	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	1
#578	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	1
#898	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	1
#898	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	1
#864	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	1
#887	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	1
#232	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
#112	Ralph IX cognac	2
#260	Red Balloon of Valor	1
#318	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	6
#34	Rompedores de Fantasmas	111
#90	Safari Jack's moustache	12
#171	Scalp of Gorgolok	12
#129	Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome	1
#225	Silver Bullet beer	11
#56	Sogg-Os	8
#7	Spelunker of Fortune (used)	1
#69	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	1
#21	The Art of Slapfighting (used)	1
#5	The Big Book of Communism (used)	1
#209	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	19
#25	The Confiscator's Grimoire	1
#241	The Cooler Out of Space	11
#49	The Joy of Wassailing (used)	1
#113	The Mariachi's guitar case	13
#33	The Necbromancer's Hat	1
#28	The Necbromancer's Shorts	1
#38	The Necbromancer's Stein	1
#302	The Necbronomicon	1
#58	The Necbronomicon (used)	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#1003	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	3
#123	Thwaitgold amoeba statuette	5
#832	Thwaitgold ant statuette	1
#37	Thwaitgold bee statuette	15
#264	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	4
#278	Thwaitgold bug statuette	5
#1015	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	1
#213	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	6
#245	Thwaitgold cockroach statuette	3
#664	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	7
#1202	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	3
#673	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	5
#257	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	13
#313	Thwaitgold metabug statuette	1
#247	Thwaitgold moth statuette	2
#262	Thwaitgold nit statuette	1
#625	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	1
#383	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	11
#369	Thwaitgold scorpion statuette	3
#95	Thwaitgold spider statuette	17
#532	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	14
#931	Thwaitgold termite statuette	3
#128	Thwaitgold time fly statuette	1
#67	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	6
#751	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	2
#135	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	100
🥈	Underworld trunk	1
#113	Uranium Omega of Temperance	2
#23	Wet Russian	13
#94	Yakisoba's hat	11
#96	Yellow Moon of Compassion	23
#63	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	15
#16	airplane charter: Spring Break Beach	2
#285	alien drugs	1
#135	alien force field disruptor bean	4
#107	alien protein powder	1
#203	alien source code printout	1
#15	alien source code printout (used)	1
🥇	ancient turtle shell	110
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary pewter cape	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#110	annoying pitchfork	21
#423	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	3
#289	antique bottle opener	3
#323	antique greaves	20
#412	antique hand mirror	5
#375	antique helmet	15
#267	antique packet of ketchup	5
#573	antique pair of blue jeans	1
#417	antique record album	6
#448	antique shield	10
#384	antique souvenir drawing	2
#467	antique spear	10
#11	asbestos stick	164
#38	augmented-reality shades	11
#174	baconstone	41
#32	bad vibroknife	1
#89	badass belt	240
#443	bag of bones	2
#598	baggie of powdered sugar	20
#1145	banana	1
#389	banana smoothie	1
#208	banana spritzer	1
#1020	banana-frosted king cake	1
#109	banjo kazoo mount	1
#998	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	2
#1444	battered Crimbo Crate	2
#88	beautiful rainbow	5
#690	beholed bedsheet	1
#17	bindle of joy	7
#152	birdbone corset	1
#185	bite-me-red lipstick	111
#54	black brandy	1
#282	black paisley oyster egg	17
#701	black plastic oyster egg	6
#1182	black polka-dot oyster egg	3
#587	black striped oyster egg	9
#518	blind-packed capsule toy	1
#924	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	7
#111	blue grass	11
#2554	blue paisley oyster egg	1
#433	blue plastic oyster egg	11
#2374	blue polka-dot oyster egg	1
#456	blue striped oyster egg	10
#136	blue tulip	1
#621	blueberry-frosted king cake	1
#301	bone aperitif	1
#727	bone chips	9
#277	bone meal	1
#116	bottle of bubbles	100
#96	bottle of goofballs	208
#8	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	59
#44	bottled day	5
#4352	box of sunshine	11
#502	breaded beer	1
#50	bronze breastplate	38
#297	bubble-wrap simulator	1
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#26	buffed alien drugs	1
#464	bungle in the jungle	1
#1021	can of Binarrrca	7
#1501	can of CRIMBCOLA	3
#131	can of franks 'n' beans	2
#1040	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	8
#399	candied yams	23
#629	candy cane	58
#78	candy cigarette	37
#1063	candy kneecapping stick	3
#1030	candy knuckles	3
#1784	candy stake	4
#1035	canteen of wine	15
#76	chainsaw chain	11
#117	chakra malt	1
#108	chakra sludge	11
#129	chakra-mental wine	1
#427	chaos butterfly	412
#185	cheer-o-gram	1
#46	choco-Crimbot	111
#109	chocolate-covered scarab beetle	20
#92	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	12
#119	club necklace	36
#172	colorful plastic ball	302
#28	commemorative war stein	2,415
🥉	control crystal	1
#200	cool mushroom wine	1
#252	corpse on the beach	20
#69	corpsebite	5
#137	corpsedriver	35
#177	corpsetini	29
#130	cranberry schnapps	4
#22	crystal belt buckle	1
#436	crystalline cheer	11
#111	cursed scrunchie	11
#42	cylindrical mold	111
#43	dead guy's piece of double-sided tape	1
#25	depleted Grimacite astrolabe	1
#28	depleted Grimacite ninja mask	1
#22	depleted Grimacite shinguards	1
#468	diamond necklace	14
#897	disassembled clover	21
#103	disco horoscope (Aquarius)	14
#59	disco horoscope (Aries)	24
#88	disco horoscope (Cancer)	16
#84	disco horoscope (Capricorn)	18
#107	disco horoscope (Gemini)	12
#68	disco horoscope (Leo)	21
#80	disco horoscope (Libra)	18
#76	disco horoscope (Pisces)	17
#119	disco horoscope (Sagittarius)	11
#78	disco horoscope (Scorpio)	18
#84	disco horoscope (Taurus)	16
#75	disco horoscope (Virgo)	18
#97	dog ointment	1
#1640	doll house	1
#29	dreadful box	1
#103	droll monocle	11
#127	drum of pomade	11
#59	drywall axe	157
#16	dumb mud	18
#90	dungeoneer's dungarees	14
#1050	dusty Crimbo crate	5
#75	easter egg balloon	144
#4	eldritch tincture (depleted)	1
#224	electrical thingamabob	39
#165	elven limbos gingerbread	70
#442	elven cellocello	32
#200	enchanted leopard-print barbell	14
#395	ennui-flavored potato chips	99
#2195	evil teddy bear	2
#46	extra-see-thru nightie	11
#78	extremely skinny jeans	11
#124	facsimile dictionary	74
#1288	fancy but probably evil chocolate	4
#377	fancy canapés	1
#67	fancy seashell necklace	537
#61	filet of The Fish	3
#38	fitness wristband	11
#321	flaming mushroom wine	1
#838	flashing novelty button	2
#64	flask of port	1
#168	flat mushroom wine	1
#164	floaty inverse geode	1
#81	funhouse mirror	11
#79	fuzzy busby	37
#58	fuzzy earmuffs	49
#82	fuzzy montera	36
#51	ghost protocol	11
#141	ghost trap	11
#25	ghostly body paint	111
#32	giant discarded bottlecap	93
#78	giant discarded plastic fork	88
#40	giant discarded torn-up glove	80
#164	giant glass of brandy	3
#44	giant pinky ring	247
#2476	gingerbread bugbear	4
#3042	gingerbread horror	2
#608	gingerbread house	1
#939	gingerbread mutant bugbear	5
#201	glass of bourbon	1
#21	goatskin umbrella	90
#59	goblin water	11
#99	gold wedding ring	104
#211	golden plastic oyster egg	1
#590	golden ring	41
#122	goth kid t-shirt	50
#25	government	11
#183	government-issued night-vision goggles	1
#250	green candygram	1
#430	green glowstick	4
#104	green pill	1
#53	grilled cheese sandwich	1
#68	grue egg	227
#765	guy made of bee pollen	2
#112	hambrosier	1
#126	hamethyst	53
#149	handful of confetti	196
#271	heart necklace	22
#88	heart of the volcano	63
#133	hep waders	1
#638	herbal stuffing	12
#608	herringcello	27
#201	hot stuffing	1
#71	infant sandworm	1
#691	invisible bag	1
#978	irradiated candy cane	5
#36	jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade	17
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#531	jawbruiser	5
#143	jerky coins	150
#91	jive turkey leg	37
#78	kamicorpse-ee	5
#384	killing feather	69
#25	kiwi beak	44
#146	knob mushroom wine	1
#156	knoll mushroom wine	1
#360	knuckle sandwich	68
#737	laser-broiled pear	12
#306	lavender plastic oyster egg	12
#713	lavender polka-dot oyster egg	4
#63	law-abiding citizen cane	11
#50	legitimate business on the beach	111
#75	liquid ice	9
#39	liquid shifting time weirdness	37
#225	live lobster	2
#141	llama lama cria	1
#110	loaf of alien bread	1
#98	lucky rabbit's foot	47
#482	marshmallow flambé	1
#1293	mauve paisley oyster egg	2
#1846	mauve polka-dot oyster egg	1
#383	mushroom fermenting solution	21
#1464	nanite-infested candy cane	6
#2559	nanite-infested eggnog	2
#3326	nanite-infested fruitcake	1
#1086	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	5
#55	necrotizing body spray	111
#111	negative lump	1,111
#14	neoprene skullcap	18
#56	nugget of Crimbonium	111
#78	obsidian dagger	104
#159	off-white paisley oyster egg	13
#606	off-white plastic oyster egg	8
#902	off-white polka-dot oyster egg	3
#1582	off-white striped oyster egg	1
#2042	oozenog	2
#273	oversized fish scaler	12
#110	oyster egg balloon	2
#121	pack of KWE trading card	22
#89	pack of pogs	200
#133	packet of mayfly bait	1
#187	pair of government shades	1
#86	pair of ragged claws	4
#84	panicked kernel	1
#75	pants of the Slug Lord	42
#477	papaya slung	2
#204	papaya taco	9
#30	pat-a-cake pendant	39
#1884	phish stick	2
#52	picky tweezers	1
#636	plastic Crimbo reindeer	1
#207	plastic ingot	22
#255	plot hole	766
#502	pog #01 (spider)	1
#484	pog #02 (Knob goblin)	1
#481	pog #03 (warwelf)	1
#482	pog #04 (skleleton)	1
#502	pog #05 (ninja snowman)	1
#488	pog #06 (filthy hippy)	1
#494	pog #07 (orcish frat boy)	1
#495	pog #08 (hellion)	1
#492	pog #09 (pirate)	1
#513	pog #10 (hobo)	1
#499	pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress)	1
#255	polyalloy shield	10
#49	pork elf goodies sack	129
#180	porquoise	37
#42	potion of spiritual gunkifying	1
#40	press-on ribs	111
#2034	puce paisley oyster egg	1
#2103	puce plastic oyster egg	1
#1173	puce polka-dot oyster egg	3
#44	purple corpsel	9
#727	purple glowstick	1
#24	pygmy bugbear shaman	1
#37	rack of dinosaur ribs	11
#39	radium-flavored potato chips	1,453
#157	really dense meat stack	35
🥈	record of infuriating silence (used)	1
🥉	record of menacing silence (used)	1
🥈	record of tranquil silence (used)	1
#414	red paisley oyster egg	8
#123	red plastic oyster egg	27
#1458	red polka-dot oyster egg	2
#112	red tulip	1
#79	red-headed corpse	4
#136	rib of the Bonerdagon	11
#58	ridiculous belt	1
#147	ridiculous cocktail	11
#72	ridiculous earring	1
#136	ridiculous sandwich	11
#65	ridiculous sunglasses	1
#53	ring of half-assed regeneration	73
#29	ring of telling skeletons what to do	5
#1965	robotronic egg	1
#139	rocket fuel	1
#484	rogue swarmer	76
#83	rose	111
#216	rubber WWBD? bracelet	26
#190	rubber WWJD? bracelet	28
#342	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	19
#503	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	14
#462	salty slug	2
#547	sandwich of the gods	13
#426	sawblade fragment	74
#47	scotch on the rocks	11
#70	shiny ring	261
#103	silent pea shooter	11
#46	silver shotgun shell	11
#253	single-serving herbal stuffing	1
#357	six tiny wedges of goat cheese	2
#417	skull of the Bonerdagon	1
#38	smart watch	11
#120	solid gold bowling ball	148
#20	solid shifting time weirdness	7
#139	sorority brain	11
#206	soy cordial	3
🥉	space bar	11
#223	space beast fur	1
#15	space beast fur hat	1
#15	space beast fur pants	1
#20	space beast fur whip	1
#23	space heater	1
#6	space invader	11
#53	space junk	111
#26	space needle	1
#16	space port	11
#252	spade necklace	22
#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1
#139	spectre scepter	179
#3326	spooky eggnog	1
#234	spooky mushroom wine	1
#71	square CRIMBCOOKIE	14
#180	stale Cheer-E-Os	2
#158	stale cheer wine	3
#60	stealth bomber	1
#249	stinky mushroom wine	1
#215	strange shiny disc	25
#599	string of Crimbo lights	1
#1586	string of blue beads	5
#2260	string of green beads	1
#1283	string of red beads	8
#120	stuffed Baron von Ratsworth	240
#140	stuffed Cheshire bitten	185
#410	stuffed Hodgman	1
#155	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	180
#148	stuffed Meat	235
#2345	stuffed alien blob	2
#163	stuffed angry cow	191
#177	stuffed astral badger	176
#144	stuffed baby gravy fairy	204
#162	stuffed caterpillar	1
#176	stuffed cocoabo	170
#921	stuffed crazy bastard sword	6
#2012	stuffed doppelshifter	3
#198	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	165
#188	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	169
#377	stuffed gray blob	116
#196	stuffed hand turkey	162
#65	stuffed key	492
#1141	stuffed martini	5
#142	stuffed mind flayer	205
#153	stuffed mink	220
#160	stuffed monocle	211
#942	stuffed ninja snowman	3
#157	stuffed scary death orb	199
#151	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	200
#153	stuffed snowy owl	185
#176	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	176
#137	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	196
#149	stuffed teddy butler	218
#142	stuffed tin of caviar	226
#74	stuffed treasure chest	461
#172	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	176
#315	stuffed yo-yo	2
#552	sturdy Crimbo crate	25
#110	super-absorbent tarp	1
#970	tattered paper crown	1
#236	teddy borg	48
#360	thermos of brew	1
#101	throwing bone	11
#102	throwing candy	11
🥇	time sleigh	1
#107	tin rations	2
#82	tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer	12
#69	tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory	13
#393	tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer	5
#380	tiny die-cast Don Crimbo	2
#150	tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer	9
#67	tiny die-cast Father Crimbo	6
#228	tiny die-cast Father Crimborg	3
#398	tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer	5
#332	tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer	6
#214	tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg	3
#184	tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer	8
#196	tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer	8
#565	tiny die-cast Swiss hen	1
#366	tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo	2
#397	tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign	5
#89	tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer	12
#309	tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg	2
#70	tiny die-cast blade a-spinning	5
#190	tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree	3
#302	tiny die-cast factory worker elf	6
#103	tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf	11
#64	tiny die-cast golden ring	5
#568	tiny die-cast goose a-laying	1
#322	tiny die-cast killing bird	2
#253	tiny die-cast middle-management elf	7
#195	tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf	8
#325	tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg	2
#389	tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf	5
#105	tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming	4
#318	tiny die-cast turtle mech	2
#99	tiny goth giant	1
#650	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	1
#441	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	16
#670	tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	6
#603	tiny plastic Axe Wound	12
#662	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	7
#741	tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	3
#707	tiny plastic Beebee King	3
#945	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	5
#384	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
#267	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
#949	tiny plastic Black Knight	8
#671	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	7
#573	tiny plastic Boss Bat	8
#273	tiny plastic Bugbear Captain	4
#445	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
#739	tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	5
#3991	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	4
#221	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	1
#573	tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel	4
#621	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	1
#2039	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	4
#1476	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	6
#85	tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva	1
#101	tiny plastic Crimbomega	1
#576	tiny plastic Crimbomination	1
#87	tiny plastic Crimborgatron	1
#101	tiny plastic Crimbot	1
#1550	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	1
#634	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	1
#267	tiny plastic Duke Starkiller	4
#425	tiny plastic Father McGruber	10
#652	tiny plastic Felonia	7
#284	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
#725	tiny plastic G Imp	10
#173	tiny plastic GORM-8	1
#87	tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	1
#76	tiny plastic Gary Claybender	10
#824	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	9
#532	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	13
#611	tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	7
#1245	tiny plastic Hellion	6
#599	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	12
#308	tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker	3
#169	tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	1
#2059	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	2
#720	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	10
#1473	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	5
#727	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	10
#819	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	9
#76	tiny plastic Knows About Chakras	1
#73	tiny plastic Krampus	1
#777	tiny plastic Lord Flameface	1
#215	tiny plastic MechaElf	1
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#403	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#740	tiny plastic Norville Rogers	5
#790	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	9
#73	tiny plastic Professor What	1
#583	tiny plastic Protagonist	12
#559	tiny plastic Queen Bee	4
#355	tiny plastic Rene C. Corman	3
#82	tiny plastic Rudolph the Red	1
#850	tiny plastic Scott the Miner	4
#1531	tiny plastic Scream Queen	1
#593	tiny plastic Spam Witch	12
#932	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	8
#90	tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	1
#504	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	9
#385	tiny plastic The Man	11
#172	tiny plastic Toybot	1
#667	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	11
#2947	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	1
#238	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	1
#685	tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	3
#752	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	10
#75	tiny plastic Your Brain	1
#303	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#1793	tiny plastic accordion thief	3
#109	tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	1
#1732	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	1
#477	tiny plastic angry bugbear	15
#3304	tiny plastic angry goat	5
#530	tiny plastic angry space marine	8
#77	tiny plastic angry vikings	1
#537	tiny plastic anime smiley	13
#244	tiny plastic animelf	1
#1240	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	6
#935	tiny plastic astronomer	8
#2897	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	6
#72	tiny plastic bad vibe	1
#2515	tiny plastic barrrnacle	7
#536	tiny plastic batbugbear	8
#805	tiny plastic beanbat	9
#435	tiny plastic bee swarm	10
#1129	tiny plastic beebee gunners	2
#592	tiny plastic beebee queue	7
#1716	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	3
#439	tiny plastic black ops bugbear	10
#665	tiny plastic blazing bat	6
#3305	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	5
#1235	tiny plastic blooper	6
#819	tiny plastic brainsweeper	9
#733	tiny plastic briefcase bat	10
#398	tiny plastic bugaboo	11
#387	tiny plastic buzzerker	11
#490	tiny plastic cavebugbear	9
#241	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	4
#2502	tiny plastic cocoabo	7
#928	tiny plastic coffee pixie	19
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#759	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	6
#425	tiny plastic cubist bull	16
#1059	tiny plastic demoninja	7
#4495	tiny plastic disco bandit	1
#550	tiny plastic drunk goat	13
#100	tiny plastic exo-suited miner	1
#1018	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#427	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#467	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	15
#379	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	18
#398	tiny plastic fire servant	6
#944	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	8
#71	tiny plastic four-shadowed mime	1
#424	tiny plastic fruit golem	16
#2027	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	9
#2041	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	9
#2878	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	6
#586	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	12
#1738	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	1
#752	tiny plastic goth giant	10
#2828	tiny plastic grue	6
#487	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	14
#2706	tiny plastic hermit	2
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#3306	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	5
#851	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	4
#2462	tiny plastic killer bee	7
#1063	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	7
#2502	tiny plastic leprechaun	7
#2888	tiny plastic levitating potato	6
#910	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	8
#485	tiny plastic moneybee	9
#2828	tiny plastic mosquito	6
#613	tiny plastic mumblebee	7
#1036	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#699	tiny plastic ninja snowman	11
#4344	tiny plastic pastamancer	1
#589	tiny plastic peacannon	4
#2494	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	7
#1813	tiny plastic sauceror	3
#561	tiny plastic scary clown	13
#1766	tiny plastic seal clubber	3
#101	tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	1
#638	tiny plastic senile lihc	11
#1558	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	1
#402	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	17
#574	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	4
#587	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	12
#2560	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	7
#593	tiny plastic spooky vampire	12
#3306	tiny plastic stab bat	5
#2023	tiny plastic star starfish	9
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#4036	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	1
#955	tiny plastic taco cat	8
#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#412	tiny plastic the Free Man	6
#723	tiny plastic topiary golem	10
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#2659	tiny plastic turtle tamer	2
#735	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	10
#192	tiny plastic warbear	1
#178	tiny plastic warbear fortress	1
#722	tiny plastic warwelf	10
#577	tiny plastic whitesnake	12
#589	tiny plastic zmobie	12
#363	tofurkey gravy	24
#394	tofurkey leg	22
#227	tomato daiquiri	7
#1865	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#2526	toothsome rock	1
#89	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	14
#226	tube of cranberry Go-Goo	1
#63	twitching time capsule	11
#4	unearthed volcanic meteoroid	1
#132	unquiet spirits	11
#396	unstable laser battery	69
#669	vanilla-frosted king cake	1
#100	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	86
#76	very fancy whiskey	1
#237	vibrating cyborg knife	15
#547	vitachoconutriment capsule	10
#564	volcanic ash	1
#188	warbear LP-ROM burner	1
#341	warbear accoutrements chunk	1
#186	warbear auto-anvil	1
#78	warbear badge	2
#478	warbear battery	1
#165	warbear bearserker mead	1
#252	warbear bearserker potion	1
#435	warbear beeping telegram	1
#169	warbear blizzard mead	1
#292	warbear breakfast machine assembler	1
#188	warbear chemistry lab	1
#306	warbear drone assembler	1
#297	warbear empathy chip	1
#20	warbear empathy chip (used)	1
#197	warbear feasting bread	1
#190	warbear feasting mead	1
#339	warbear helm fragment	1
#192	warbear high-efficiency still	1
#169	warbear induction oven	1
#179	warbear jackhammer drill press	1
#68	warbear liquid lasers	2
#273	warbear liquid overcoat	1
#435	warbear metalworking primer	1
#44	warbear metalworking primer (used)	1
#77	warbear officer requisition box	11
#422	warbear procedural hilarity drone	1
#64	warbear rejuvenation potion	2
#55	warbear requisition box	111
#419	warbear robo-camouflage unit	1
#431	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	1
#298	warbear soda machine assembler	1
#88	warbear superpotion	1
#344	warbear trouser fragment	1
#272	warbear wardance potion	1
#133	warbear warrior bread	1
#173	warbear whosit	1,111
#55	whisker pencil	111
#125	white tulip	1
#108	white-label gin	2
#111	wind-up meatcar	100
#460	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	73
#615	witch hat	1
#30	wool hat	95
#399	yellow candygram	1
#583	yellow glowstick	2
#1799	yellow paisley oyster egg	1
#1328	yellow plastic oyster egg	4
#1328	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1637	yellow striped oyster egg	1
#17	yeti fur	32,221

Wow, that's 64,699 items total!

what items are this player missing?