Museum :: Ferrex

Ferrex

Rank	Item	Quantity
#520	"DRINK ME" potion	5
#577	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	2
#282	1-ball	19
#287	2-ball	17
#305	3-ball	17
#242	30669 scroll	42
#203	33398 scroll	104
#261	334 scroll	25
#317	4-ball	16
#40	4-d camera	10
#267	5-ball	20
#313	6-ball	16
#158	64067 scroll	3
#248	668 scroll	4
#241	7-ball	27
#368	8-ball	73
#219	9-ball	5
#194	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	5
#247	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
#279	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
#100	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	2
#223	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#295	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#468	ASCII shirt	3
#276	Alewife™ Ale	1
#113	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	3
#1321	Ancient Saucehelm	2
#267	Asleep in the Cemetery	6
#437	Atomic Comic	1
#33	Atomic Pop	56
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#480	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	2
#241	BGE pocket calendar	3
#575	BGE shotglass	12
#675	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#184	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	3
#2708	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	3
#509	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	4
#522	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	2
#612	Bash-Ōs boxtop	1
#77	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	2
#58	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	10
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#138	Bjorn's Hammer	3
#110	Black No. 2	110
#157	Blizzards I Have Died In	5
#149	Bohemian rhapsody	3
#2384	Bonerdagon necklace	1
#613	Boss Bat bling	5
#1990	Boss Bat britches	3
#1743	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1
#1502	Bulky Buddy Box	1
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#399	C.H.U.M. knife	2
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#1053	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#1020	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#2097	CRIMBCO mug	1
#480	CRIMBCO scrip	510
#1938	CRIMBCO wine	1
#289	CRIMBCOIDS mints	8
#260	CRIMBCOLOAF	9
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#118	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#182	Chester's bag of candy	1
#53	Chester's cutoffs	2
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#215	Cloaca grenade	82
#125	Cloaca-Cola	386
#201	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	18
#50	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	56
#56	Cloaca-Cola helmet	55
#154	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	20
#54	Cloaca-Cola shield	48
#612	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#75	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	4
#1557	Codpiece of the Goblin King	3
#694	Colander of Em-er'il	4
#63	Cookbook of the Damned	8
#689	Corpse Island iced tea	7
#1352	Crimbo candied pecan	1
#1261	Crimbo peppermint bark	2
#46	Crimbo pie	109
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#651	Crimbo wreath	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#2850	Crimbuck	5
#676	Crown of the Goblin King	37
#320	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	2
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
#843	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	6
#2661	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#647	Drowsy Sword	27
#205	Dyspepsi grenade	67
#72	Dyspepsi-Cola	1,193
#312	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	10
#33	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	64
#31	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	81
#83	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	46
#29	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	65
#580	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#1102	El Sombrero De Lopez	2
#699	Elder Turtle Shell	4
#178	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	79
#1688	Feynman gate	1
#213	Frosty's carrot	1
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#27	Frosty's nailbat	3
#215	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#121	Frosty's snowball sack	1
#787	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	1
#46	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	8
#1026	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	2
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#149	Green Clover of Justice	12
#88	Hodgman's almanac	1
#669	Hodgman's blanket	1
#173	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	1
#61	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	1
#95	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	1
#55	Ice-Cold Beerring	1
#165	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	5
#1287	Jocko Homo's head	1
#120	Kissin' Cousins	6
#318	Knob Goblin lunchbox	4
#103	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	2
#194	LED block	8
#254	Lars the Cyberian	2
#39	Lead Zeta of Chastity	3
#301	Let Me Be!	5
#813	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	33
#1043	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	5
#258	Mariner's Friend cough drops	1
#387	Maxing, Relaxing	3
#172	Miniborg beeper	3
#164	Miniborg hiveminder	3
#177	Miniborg laser	3
#195	Miniborg stomper	3
#190	Miniborg strangler	3
#972	Mob Penguin cellular phone	13
#462	Mr. Joe's bangles	2
#65	Mudflap-Girl Necklace	1
#85	Mudflap-Girl Ring	1
#109	Necrotelicomnicon	7
#1202	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	2
#30	Nose Ring of Putrescence	2
#217	Ol' Scratch's ash can	1
#128	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	1
#99	Ol' Scratch's manacles	1
#196	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	1
#93	Ol' Scratch's stove door	1
#186	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
#215	Order of the Silver Wossname	3
#187	Oscus's dumpster waders	1
#100	Oscus's flypaper pants	1
#106	Oscus's garbage can lid	1
#194	Oscus's pelt	1
#66	Pendant of Fire	1
#67	Prelude of Precision	2
#232	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
#63	Putrid Pendant	1
#168	Rainbow's Gravity	1
#127	Red Balloon of Valor	2
#422	Regular Cloaca Cola	1
#222	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	8
#28	Ring of Fire	3
#100	Ring of the Sewer Snake	1
#1074	Safari Jack's moustache	1
#1138	Scalp of Gorgolok	3
#224	Schrödinger's thermos	100
#357	Sensual Massage for Creeps	4
#92	Sinful Desires	8
#393	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	2
#128	Summer Nights	7
#69	Tales from the Fireside	9
#523	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	5
#396	The Art of Slapfighting	2
#41	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	2
#142	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	34
#967	The Joy of Wassailing	1
#73	The Landscaper's leafblower	1
#101	The Ring	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#224	Travels with Jerry	5
#157	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#160	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#436	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	4
#35	Uncle Hobo's belt	1
#296	Uncle Romulus	4
🥈	Underworld acorn	1
#10	Underworld flail	1
🥈	Underworld trunk	1
#71	Unspeakable Earring	1
#250	Uranium Omega of Temperance	1
#1625	Valentine	5
#204	Wand of Oscus	1
#745	Yellow Moon of Compassion	4
#376	Zim Merman's guitar	2
#439	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	3
#50	Zombo's grievous greaves	2
#187	Zombo's shield	1
#105	Zombo's shoulder blade	1
#85	Zombo's skull ring	1
#191	Zombo's skullcap	1
#175	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	11
#214	accidental cider	8
#394	acoustic guitarrr	9
#103	agua de vida	52
#91	albatross necklace	1
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#93	ancient spice	48
#1251	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	5
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#2606	anniversary gift box	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
#142	annoying pitchfork	17
#378	ant agonist	5
#270	ant hoe	1
#167	ant pick	2
#251	ant pitchfork	1
#602	anticheese	5
#195	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	9
#225	antique bottle opener	4
#296	antique packet of ketchup	4
#535	antique painting of a landscape	1
#151	antique pair of blue jeans	5
#458	antique record album	5
#384	antique souvenir drawing	2
#534	antique spear	7
#654	asbestos ore	7
#673	asparagus knife	5
#769	aspirin	1
#1374	astronaut pants	3
#1088	atomic vector plotter	1
#119	awful poetry journal	1,748
#1207	baby killer bee	4
#1715	baconstone	3
#1086	badass belt	50
#168	bag of lard	7
#493	baggie of powdered sugar	32
#447	balaclava baklava	4
#820	ball	7
#97	ball-in-a-cup	2
#664	balloon monkey	2
#167	ballroom blintz	38
#348	banana	14
#655	banana peel	1
#571	bananagate	8
#411	bar skin	24
#426	barbed-wire fence	10
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#2128	barrrnacle	1
#999	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	2
#1425	bath ball gift set	1
#769	battered Crimbo Crate	10
#398	bazookafish bubble gum	1
#293	bed of coals	3
#328	beer-scented teddy bear	1
#977	belemnite fossil	1
#1022	bi-lateral logic compressor	1
#249	big bad voodoo mask	2
#584	bindlestocking	2
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#526	bite-me-red lipstick	3
#162	black eyedrops	5
#194	black sheepskin diploma	1
#207	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	28
#964	bloody clown pants	1
#61	bobble-hip hula elf doll	2
#621	borg sock monkey	2
#126	bottle of Mystic Shell	7
#1088	bottle of goofballs	23
#134	bottle of peppermint schnapps	2
#239	boulder	7
#38	bounty-hunting helmet	1
#146	bowl of fishysoisse	6
#1534	box of sunshine	113
#221	brick	175
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#294	bucket of honey	2
#1272	buckyball	2
#764	bunch of bananas	2
#228	burrowgrub hive	1
#312	can of Binarrrca	33
#237	can of CRIMBCOLA	9
#152	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	4
#143	can of Swiller	38
#545	can of fake snow	1
#396	can of franks 'n' beans	1
#164	can of starch	1
#226	can-can-in-a-can	1
#324	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	27
#354	candied yams	26
#4134	candy cane	2
#470	candy kneecapping stick	5
#340	candy knuckles	6
#715	candy stake	9
#676	canteen of wine	36
#1757	capacitor relay	1
#1811	carbon nanotube frame	1
#324	cement sandals	3
#196	cheap elven gloves	21
#1660	cheap toaster	1
#394	chocolate-covered scarab beetle	4
#248	chunk of depleted Grimacite	44
#263	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	5
#507	colored-light "necklace"	1
#187	comfy coffin	6
#253	comfy pillow	1
#131	commemorative war stein	622
#170	concentrated garbage juice	5
#95	congratulatory cake	1
🥉	control crystal	1
#568	corncob pipe	1
#621	corpse on the beach	8
#1010	corpsedriver	4
#785	corpsetini	6
#58	crown-shaped beanie	5
#59	crystallized memory	4
#233	cup of infinite pencils	6
#113	cursed dirty joke scroll	16
#919	cyborg doll	1
#229	cyborg stompin' boot	7
#1025	daisy	1
#259	dance card	7
#165	deadly lampshade	6
#114	decaying goldfish liver	73
#145	deck of tropical cards	3
#276	decorative fountain	27
#257	delicious salad	211
#507	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	1
#599	disassembled clover	69
#88	disintegrating quill pen	198
#174	displaced fish	42
#144	disturbing fanfic	1,674
#495	doll house	10
#562	dollhive	13
#655	donkey flipbook	1
#175	drab sonata	34
#1476	duck-on-a-string	1
#1050	dusty Crimbo crate	5
#24	dwarvish magazine	55
#372	easter egg balloon	57
#388	effluvious emerald	2
#2058	eggnog	3
#925	elven limbos gingerbread	11
#225	elven cellocello	44
#63	elven moonshine	124
#262	elven socks	17
#236	elven suicide capsule	42
#193	elven whittling knife	1
#98	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	137
#1180	encoder ring	1
#1391	evil googly eye	1
#2680	evil teddy bear	1
#191	evil teddy bear sewing kit	1
#744	extra-greasy slider	1
#173	facsimile dictionary	60
#1791	fake hand	1
#3837	fancy but probably evil chocolate	1
#200	fancy chocolate car	16
#2035	fancy dress ball	2
#516	fat stacks of cash	13
#230	festive holiday hat	18
#686	festive sausage	2
#166	filth-encrusted futon	5
#858	fire	5
#40	fishy fish	12
#139	flamin' bindle	5
#496	foam noodle	1
#287	forest tears	2
#578	frayed rope belt	1
#158	freezin' bindle	4
#402	frigid air mattress	2
#248	frozen Mob Penguin	6
#2467	fruitcake	3
#135	giant driftwood sculpture	1
#427	gift-a-pult	1
#1745	gingerbread horror	4
#608	gingerbread house	1
#173	gingerbread mutant bugbear	18
#224	glow-in-the-dark dart gun	1
#152	glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub	1
#263	glow-in-the-dark wristwatch	1
#126	golden ring	145
#165	gray bow tie	37
#882	green balloon	1
#734	green candy heart	7
#984	guy made of bee pollen	1
#1225	gyroscope	1
#150	hair of the calf	1
#1451	hamethyst	4
#190	handful of Laughing Willow bark	1
#1216	handful of confetti	33
#400	handful of hand chalk	65
#1997	heart necklace	3
#1397	heart of the volcano	2
#429	heart-shaped balloon	14
#364	herbal stuffing	22
#605	hermit permit	1
#744	herringcello	24
#1110	high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	1
#19	hobo dungarees	1
#23	hobo fortress blueprints	4
#148	hobo nickel	2,004
#626	holiday cheese log	2
#50	hopping socks	6
#258	hot buttered roll	1
#201	hot stuffing	1
#285	iGoogly	92
#171	ice stein	2
#447	ice-cold Sir Schlitz	231
#233	ice-cold Willer	248
#331	ice-cold fotie	72
#321	ice-cold six-pack	33
#214	immense cyborg hand	11
#957	incredibly creepy marionette	2
#577	inflatable duck	1
#97	inkwell	110
#30	intriguing puzzle box	9
#1775	ion grid	1
#1080	ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	1
#318	irradiated candy cane	12
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#581	jar of squeeze	1
#385	jar of swamp gas	100
#261	jawbruiser	9
#41	jingle bell	1
#91	kickback cookbook	7
#1289	killer rag doll	1
#214	killing feather	93
#530	knuckle sandwich	41
#169	laser-broiled pear	45
#586	lavender candy heart	16
#186	lavender candygram	2
#1751	length of string	1
#124	less-than-three-shaped box	2
#322	lewd playing card	8
#163	library card	3
#321	licorice garrote	6
#510	live wire	2
#1537	logic synthesizer	2
#331	lucky bottlecap	4
#54	lucky lighter	1
#1976	lucky rabbit's foot	1
#86	lump of coal	10
#163	lump of diamond	23
#1347	mad scientist's sock monkey	1
#1136	mafia aria	10
#387	magnifying glass	1
#247	makeshift cape	1
#171	makeshift skirt	1
#181	makeshift turban	1
#575	marionette collective	1
#693	meat from yesterday	1
#671	mesh cap	1
#145	miniature antlers	1
#1662	monomolecular yo-yo	3
#364	moonglasses	1
#1339	motivational poster	1
#690	mugcake	1
#327	mummy costume	19
#1120	mylar scout drone	3
#83	nanite-infested candy cane	182
#385	nanite-infested eggnog	12
#400	nanite-infested fruitcake	11
#376	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	12
#518	nanofiber cloth	10
#647	night-vision goggles	3
#125	obnoxious riddle	3
#140	oozenog	18
#923	orange candy heart	4
#230	orange candygram	2
#128	oven mitts	2
#70	overclocked avian microprocessor	1
#156	overcookie	3
#508	oversized fish scaler	9
#400	pair of bolt cutters	7
#67	pair of twitching claws	1
#454	panhandle panhandling hat	2
#401	paranormal ricotta	1
#363	parasitic claw	1
#228	parasitic headgnawer	1
#234	parasitic strangleworm	1
#190	parasitic tentacles	1
#585	party hat	2
#1238	passable elf mask	4
#255	patent leather shoes	26
#752	penguin focaccia bread	23
#211	penguin thesaurus	32
#1060	personalized birthday cake	1
#747	picture of a dead guy's girlfriend	1
#236	pile of gold coins	7
#910	pink candy heart	3
#158	pink candygram	3
#2047	pixellated candy heart	1
#636	plastic Crimbo reindeer	1
#74	pointy red hat	6
#203	poison pen	7
#128	polyalloy shield	15
#171	pool cue	46
#1318	pork elf goodies sack	2
#2221	possessed top	1
#812	potted cactus	1
#1150	prehistoric spear	2
#1166	probability potion	1
#907	pulsing flesh	4
#311	pumpkinhead mask	23
#335	quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments	3
#2247	razor-tipped yo-yo	1
#253	reflection of a map	1
#135	respected companion biscuit	1
#1107	reverse-oscillating klystron	1
#564	rib of the Bonerdagon	3
#1103	roboduck-on-a-string	1
#1965	robotronic egg	1
#250	rogue swarmer	104
#253	roll of toilet paper	410
#36	samurai turtle helmet	1
#258	sawblade fragment	85
#54	scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil	77
#250	scroll of drastic healing	351
#366	scroll of pasta summoning	38
#114	sensitive poetry journal	6
#104	sequined fez	1
#412	serum of sarcasm	1
#77	set of jacks	2
#368	shimmering rainbow sand	1
#477	shimmering tendrils	1
#227	silver shrimp fork	10
#77	sinister altar fragment	5
#64	six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola	4
#99	skeletortoise	3
#939	skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	2
#218	slimy fermented bile bladder	59
#203	slimy sweetbreads	66
#216	smiling rat	1
#258	smudged alchemical recipe	1
#274	snifter of thoroughly aged brandy	42
🥉	snow belly	1
#10	snow hat	1
🥉	snow pants	1
#30	software glitch	5
#1045	solid gold bowling ball	12
#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1
#3327	spooky eggnog	1
#1856	spooky felt	1
#1479	spooky hockey mask	1
#1892	spooky length of string	1
#1600	spooky stuffing	1
#1321	spooky toy wheel	2
#1767	spooky wooden block	1
#1103	square CRIMBCOOKIE	2
#212	stained mattress	5
#105	stapler bear	1
#368	steamy ruby	2
#1520	stick-on-a-string	1
#180	stinkin' bindle	4
#109	strange shiny disc	50
#599	string of Crimbo lights	1
#3170	stuffed alien blob	1
#1466	stuffed can of asparagus	1
#1579	stuffed dodecapede	1
#2480	stuffed doppelshifter	2
#2498	stuffed gray blob	2
#1003	sturdy Crimbo crate	10
#1225	support cummerbund	2
#344	synthetic stuffing	28
#63	tattered scrap of paper	183
#295	tawdry amethyst	2
#1006	teddy borg	6
#186	teeny-tiny magic scroll	4
#61	terrible poem	25
#517	theoretical string	25
#735	thin black candle	99
#174	three-tiered wedding cake	4
#641	throwing wrench	7
🥇	time sleigh	1
#649	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	1
#3989	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	1
#2776	tiny plastic Axe Wound	2
#3114	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	1
#3177	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	1
#203	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	2
#3938	tiny plastic Black Knight	1
#2067	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	2
#3079	tiny plastic Boss Bat	1
#226	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	2
#3994	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	4
#621	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	1
#4310	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	1
#2896	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	2
#1224	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	3
#576	tiny plastic Crimbomination	1
#1550	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	1
#635	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	1
#3121	tiny plastic Felonia	1
#3829	tiny plastic G Imp	1
#3953	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	1
#2788	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	2
#2763	tiny plastic Hellion	2
#2826	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	2
#915	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	5
#3957	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	1
#2783	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	2
#3910	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	1
#3894	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	1
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#225	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	2
#3861	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	1
#3870	tiny plastic Protagonist	1
#1530	tiny plastic Scream Queen	1
#3905	tiny plastic Spam Witch	1
#3891	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	1
#1520	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	3
#1190	tiny plastic The Man	4
#3926	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	1
#2158	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	3
#4543	tiny plastic accordion thief	1
#1733	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	1
#4020	tiny plastic angry bugbear	1
#4841	tiny plastic angry goat	3
#3942	tiny plastic anime smiley	1
#3977	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	1
#8249	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	1
#6142	tiny plastic barrrnacle	2
#3963	tiny plastic beanbat	1
#4480	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	1
#6187	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	2
#2795	tiny plastic blooper	2
#2850	tiny plastic brainsweeper	2
#3907	tiny plastic briefcase bat	1
#989	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#8094	tiny plastic cocoabo	1
#8220	tiny plastic coffee pixie	1
#3177	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	1
#2753	tiny plastic cubist bull	2
#2768	tiny plastic demoninja	2
#4497	tiny plastic disco bandit	1
#3876	tiny plastic drunk goat	1
#1018	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#233	tiny plastic fax machine	2
#3909	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	1
#3920	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	1
#3922	tiny plastic fruit golem	1
#6180	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	2
#6232	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	2
#6155	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	2
#3902	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	1
#1738	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	1
#2789	tiny plastic goth giant	2
#4811	tiny plastic grue	3
#3894	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	1
#845	tiny plastic hermit	6
#221	tiny plastic hobo elf	2
#3306	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	5
#8068	tiny plastic killer bee	1
#3890	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	1
#8200	tiny plastic leprechaun	1
#6184	tiny plastic levitating potato	2
#3837	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	1
#4847	tiny plastic mosquito	3
#1036	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#2800	tiny plastic ninja snowman	2
#4346	tiny plastic pastamancer	1
#3921	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	4
#2644	tiny plastic sauceror	2
#3891	tiny plastic scary clown	1
#4450	tiny plastic seal clubber	1
#3850	tiny plastic senile lihc	1
#822	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	2
#2816	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	2
#2764	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	2
#6199	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	2
#3936	tiny plastic spooky vampire	1
#8159	tiny plastic stab bat	1
#6166	tiny plastic star starfish	2
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#2764	tiny plastic taco cat	2
#2152	tiny plastic topiary golem	3
#4481	tiny plastic turtle tamer	1
#2751	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	2
#2763	tiny plastic warwelf	2
#1725	tiny plastic whitesnake	4
#1766	tiny plastic zmobie	4
#926	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	2
#2083	toothsome rock	2
#222	towel	42
#2400	toy crazy train	1
#899	toy deathbot	1
#351	toy hoverpad	45
#2209	toy jet pack	1
#921	toy maglev monorail	1
#2127	toy mercenary	1
#728	toy ray gun	11
#838	toy space helmet	9
#478	tree skirt	1
#2765	tree-eating kite	2
#377	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	4
#599	tropical paperweight	1
#680	tropical wrapping paper	2
#1104	twitching claw	4
#277	ultimate ultimate frisbee	1
#313	unearthly onyx	2
#1919	unstable DNA	7
#272	unstable laser battery	76
#194	upsy daisy	25
#728	urinal cake	1
#1601	vampire duck-on-a-string	3
#1289	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	3
#220	vibrating cyborg knife	16
#303	viking helmet	42
#164	vitachoconutriment capsule	28
#474	water wings	1
#1538	wheel	1
#630	white balloon	2
#939	white candy heart	3
#119	white candygram	5
#1933	whoopie cushion	1
#91	willowy bonnet	1
#407	wolfman mask	15
#82	wriggling tentacle	1
#1377	yellow candy heart	1
#153	yellow candygram	7
#2115	yellow snowcone	1
#1584	yo	3

Wow, that's 17,227 items total!

what items are this player missing?