In their foolhardy quest to collect every item, this player comes 1,881 short.

• Franken Stein
• "I survived Y2K" T-Shirt
• 'Villa' document
• 1 Meat
• 17-ball
• 20-lb can of rice and beans
• 2002 Mr. Store Catalog
• A Guide to Burning Leaves
• A. W. O. L. commendation
• Abuela Crimbo's special magnet
• Acqua Del Piatto Merlot
• Acque Luride Grezze Cabernet
• Admiral's hat
• Adventurer bobblehead
• Adventurer's Kit
• Agent Mauve
• Alice's Army booster box
• Amulet of Perpetual Darkness
• Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy
• Annual Ascot
• Antagonistic Snowman Kit
• Apathargic Bandersnatch
• Apriling band helmet
• Arr, M80
• Arrow (+1)
• Ascension Souvenir T-Shirt
• Asdon Martin keyfob (on ring)
• AutumnFest ale
• Azurite
• Bag o' Tricks
• Banfoy's Boutique Order Form
• Barney's rake
• Bastille Battalion Fondue Trophy
• Bastille Battalion control rig
• Bastille Battalion control rig crate
• Batfellow comic
• Beach Comb
• Beach Comb Box
• Bee's Knees
• Benetton's Medley of Diversity
• Better Shrooms and Gardens catalog
• Big Candy's tophat
• Bigger Bugfinder Blade
• Bird-a-Day calendar
• Black Angus blackburger
• Black and White Apron Enrollment Form
• Black and White Apron Meal Kit
• Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf
• Boltsmann ID badge
• Book of Old-Timey Carols
• Boosty Juice
• Boris's Helm
• Boris's Helm (askew)
• Boris's beer
• Boris's bread
• Boulevardier cocktail
• Bowl of Infinite Jelly
• Boxing Day care package
• Brandonian footlocker key
• Breathitin™
• Brimstone Beret
• Brimstone Bludgeon
• Brimstone Bracelet
• Brimstone Brooch
• Brimstone Bunker
• Buddy Bjorn
• Bugfinder Blade
• Build-a-City Gingerbread kit
• C.B.F.G.
• CRIMBCO mug
• CRIMBCO wine
• Calzone of Legend
• Camp Scout backpack
• Cargo Cultist Shorts
• Carol of the Bulls (used)
• Carol of the Hells (used)
• Carol of the Thrills (used)
• Cat-Herding Prod
• Caveman Dan's favorite rock
• Champagne Shimmy
• Charleston Choo-Choo
• Charleston shoes
• Charter: Nellyville
• Chateau Mantegna room key
• Chef Boy, R&D's business card
• Cheshire Bitten
• Chester's Aquarius medallion
• Chester's bag of candy
• Chester's cutoffs
• Chester's moustache
• Chester's sunglasses
• Children's Meal of the Damned
• Christmas ham
• Cincho de Mayo
• Cinco Mayo Lager
• Clan Carnival Game
• Clan Floundry
• Clan VIP Lounge invitation
• Clan VIP Lounge key
• Clan hot dog stand
• Clan looking glass
• Clan pool table
• Clan shower
• Clan speakeasy
• Cocktails of the Age of Sail
• Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used)
• Cold One
• Colera Peste Nebbiolo
• Comma Chameleon egg
• Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium
• Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)
• Congressional Medal of Insanity
• Counterclockwise Watch
• Covert Ops for Kids
• Covert Ops for Kids (used)
• Crimbo Credit
• Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head
• Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.
• Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug
• Crimbo cookie sheet
• Crimbo crystal shards
• Crimbo dinner
• Crimbo food scraps
• Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll
• Crimbo pressie
• Crimbo sapling
• Crimbo smile
• Crimbo stockings
• Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer
• Crimbo training manual
• Crimbo tree flocker
• Crimbo ukulele
• Crimbomination Contraption
• Crimbosmopolitan
• Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer
• Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator
• Crimbough
• Crimbow Rainbo
• Crimbuccaneer bombjacket
• Crimbuccaneer breeches
• Crimbuccaneer captain's purse
• Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating)
• Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)
• Crimbuccaneer flotsam
• Crimbuccaneer invasion map
• Crimbuccaneer lantern
• Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail
• Crimbuccaneer nose ring
• Crimbuccaneer piece of 12
• Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack
• Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso
• Crimbuccaneer runebone
• Crimbuccaneer shirt
• Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss
• Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate
• Crimbuccaneer tavern swab
• Crimbuccaneer tricorn
• Crimbuccaneer war standard
• Crimbuccaneer whale oil
• Crown of Thrones
• DIY protonic accelerator kit
• Dad's brandy
• Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield
• Dark Jill-O-Lantern
• Dark Jill-of-All-Trades
• Daylight Shavings Helmet
• Deactivated MiniMechaElf
• Dear Past Self Package
• Deck of Every Card
• Deep Dish of Legend
• Diamond HP-35 Calculator
• Dickory Farms Gift Basket
• Dinsey's pants
• Dinsey's radar dish
• Discontent™ Winter Garden Catalog
• Distant Woods Getaway Brochure
• Doc Clock's thyme cocktail
• Doc's Fortifying Wine
• Doc's Limbering Wine
• Doc's Medical-Grade Wine
• Doc's Smartifying Wine
• Doc's Special Reserve Wine
• Doll Moll violin case
• Dolph Bossin's charity note
• Dreadsylvanian cold pocket
• Dreadsylvanian grimlet
• Dreadsylvanian hemlock
• Dreadsylvanian hot pocket
• Dreadsylvanian sleaze pocket
• Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple
• Dreadsylvanian spooky pocket
• Dreadsylvanian stew
• Dripwood slab
• Drunkula's bell
• Drunkula's cape
• Easter eggnog
• Easter grasshopper
• Ed the Undying exhibit crate
• Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper
• El Vibrato trapezoid
• Elf Army machine parts
• Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts
• Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used)
• Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion
• Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used)
• Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping
• Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used)
• Elf Guard MPC
• Elf Guard SCUBA tank
• Elf Guard broom
• Elf Guard clipboard
• Elf Guard commandeering gloves
• Elf Guard eyedrops
• Elf Guard fuel tank
• Elf Guard hangover cure
• Elf Guard honor present
• Elf Guard hotpants
• Elf Guard insignia (general)
• Elf Guard insignia (private)
• Elf Guard mouthknife
• Elf Guard officer's sidearm
• Elf Guard patrol cap
• Elf Guard payroll bag
• Elf Guard red and white beret
• Elf Guard safety bear
• Elf Guard squirtgun
• Elf Guard strategic map
• Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo
• Elf Guard tinsel grenade
• Elf Guard war standard
• Elvish sunglasses
• Elvish underarmor
• Emblem of Ak'gyxoth
• Essence of Annoyance
• Essence of Bear
• Everfull Dart Holster
• Extrovermectin™
• Eye Agate
• FDKOL commendation
• FDKOL tattoo
• FantasyRealm membership packet
• Ferita Del Petto Zinfandel
• Flash Liquidizer Ultra Dousing Accessory
• Fleshazole™
• Flivver
• Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form
• Folder Holder
• Fourth of May Cosplay Saber
• Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit
• Frank Gorshin trophy
• French-Transylvanian Dictionary
• Frosty's arm
• Frosty's carrot
• Frosty's iceball
• Frosty's nailbat
• Frosty's snowball sack
• Frown Exerciser
• Fuzzby
• GameInformPowerDailyPro subscription card
• Garland of Greatness
• Giant black monolith
• God Lobster Egg
• Golden HP-35 Calculator
• Golden Mr. Accessory
• Golden Mr. Eh?
• Gordon Beer's Beer Garden Catalog
• Granny Tood's Thanksgarden Catalog
• Great Ball of Frozen Fire
• Great S-Cape
• Great Wolf's beastly trousers
• Great Wolf's left paw
• Great Wolf's right paw
• Great Wolf's rocket launcher
• Greatest American Pants
• Gregarious Gregorian Smock
• Grim Brothers' story book
• Grimacite Bock
• Grimacite gaiters
• Grimacite galoshes
• Grimacite garter
• Grimacite gasmask
• Grimacite gat
• Grimacite gauntlets
• Grimacite girdle
• Grimacite glaive
• Grimacite go-go boots
• Grimacite goggles
• Grimacite gorget
• Grimacite gown
• Grimacite greaves
• Grimacite guayabera
• Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog
• Gummi-Memory
• Guzzlr application
• Guzzlr souvenir stein
• Guzzlr tablet
• Guzzlr tattoo kit
• Gygaxian Libram
• HP-35 Calculator
• Hanukkimbo dreidl
• Hat O' Nine Tails
• History's Most Offensive Jokes, Vol. IX
• Hodgman's almanac
• Hodgman's bow tie
• Hodgman's cane
• Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat
• Hodgman's garbage sticker
• Hodgman's harmonica
• Hodgman's imaginary hamster
• Hodgman's lucky sock
• Hodgman's metal detector
• Hodgman's porkpie hat
• Hodgman's varcolac paw
• Hodgman's whackin' stick
• Holiday Multitasking
• Holiday Multitasking (used)
• Homebodyl™
• Horsery contract
• Hot Socks
• Hotwire™ brand candy rope
• How to Hold a Grudge
• How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes
• How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes (used)
• How to Tolerate Jerks
• Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games
• Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games (used)
• Huggler Radio
• Idol of Ak'gyxoth
• Irish eggnog
• Ish Kabibble
• Item #13
• Iunion Crown
• Jackass Plumber home game
• Jamaican coffee
• January's Garbage Tote
• January's Garbage Tote (unopened)
• Jarlsberg's pan
• Jarlsberg's pan (Cosmic portal mode)
• Jarlsberg's vegetable soup
• Jekyllin hide belt
• Jeppson's Malort
• Jick's autograph
• Jick-o-User
• Juju Mojo Mask
• June cleaver
• Junior Adventurer's kit
• Junior Adventurer's merit badge
• Jurassic Parka
• Kelflar vest
• KoL Con 12-gauge
• KoL Con 13 snowglobe
• KoL Con 3-D Glasses
• KoL Con 8-Bit power bracelet
• KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat
• KoL Con IV Pole
• KoL Con Six Pack
• KoL Con X Bingo Card
• KoL Con X Treasure Map
• KoLHS Pep Squad Box
• Kramco Industries packing carton
• Kramco Sausage-o-Matic™
• Krampus Horn
• Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase
• L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate
• LARP carp
• LED candle
• LI-11 Motor Pool voucher
• LIDAR candle
• LT&T telegraph office deed
• Lapis Lazuli
• Lazenby's Life Lesson
• Leapin' Trousers
• Left-Hand Man action figure
• Letter from Carrie Bradshaw
• Libram of BRICKOs
• Libram of Candy Heart Summoning
• Libram of Divine Favors
• Libram of Love Songs
• Libram of Pulled Taffy
• Libram of Resolutions
• License To Kill
• License to Chill
• Lil' Doctor™ bag
• Lil' Snowball Factory
• Little Crimson Book
• Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab
• Living to Drink, Drinking to Live
• Loathing Idol Microphone
• Loathing Idol Microphone (25% charged)
• Loathing Idol Microphone (50% charged)
• Loathing Idol Microphone (75% charged)
• Loathing Legion abacus
• Loathing Legion can opener
• Loathing Legion chainsaw
• Loathing Legion corkscrew
• Loathing Legion defibrillator
• Loathing Legion double prism
• Loathing Legion electric knife
• Loathing Legion flamethrower
• Loathing Legion hammer
• Loathing Legion helicopter
• Loathing Legion jackhammer
• Loathing Legion kitchen sink
• Loathing Legion knife
• Loathing Legion many-purpose hook
• Loathing Legion moondial
• Loathing Legion necktie
• Loathing Legion pizza stone
• Loathing Legion rollerblades
• Loathing Legion tape measure
• Loathing Legion tattoo needle
• Loathing Legion universal screwdriver
• Lord Flameface's cloak
• Lucky Lindy
• Lump-Stacking for Beginners
• MAHI fez
• Mafia bow tie
• Mafia stogie
• Mafia violin case
• Maiali Sifilitici Pinot Noir
• Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit
• Mansquito Serum
• Manual of Secret Door Detection
• Map to Kokomo
• March hat
• Marltini
• Martialest Arts trophy
• Marvelous Unitard
• MayDay™ contract
• Mayam Calendar
• Mayam spinach
• Mayflower bouquet
• Mayodiol
• Mayoflex
• Mayonex
• Mayor Ghost's sash
• Mayostat
• Mayozapine
• McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning
• Meat Butler
• Memories of Beanslinging
• Memories of Cow Punching
• Memories of Snake Oiling
• Merc Core Field Manual: Sanity Maintenance
• Merc Core deployment orders
• Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog
• Mjolnir Jr.
• Mmm-brr! brand mouthwash
• Mob Penguin protection contract
• Monster Manuel
• Moping Artistic Goth Kid
• Mr. Accessaturday
• Mr. Accessory
• Mr. Accessory Jr.
• Mr. Big's Wallet
• Mr. Container
• Mr. Eh?
• Mr. Exploiter
• Mr. Shirt
• Mrs. Rush
• Ms. Accessory
• Mt. Noob Pale Ale
• Mu
• Murgatroyd diode
• My First Paycheck envelope
• My Own Pen Pal kit
• Mysterious Stranger
• Never Don't Stop Not Striving
• Neverending Party invitation envelope
• New-You Club Membership Form
• Newbiesport™ backpack
• Official Council Aide Pin
• Official Seal of Dreadsylvania
• Ol' Scratch's ash can
• Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork
• Ol' Scratch's manacles
• Ol' Scratch's stove door
• Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat
• Olympic-sized Clan crate
• Oopsie IPA
• Operation Patriot Shield
• Order of the Green Thumb Order Form
• Oscus's dumpster waders
• Oscus's flypaper pants
• Oscus's garbage can lid
• Oscus's neverending soda
• Oscus's pelt
• Our Daily Candles™ order form
• PB&BP
• Pack of Every Card
• Panda outfit
• Pantsgiving
• Party Planning on a Budget
• Party Tattoo™ gift certificate
• Peppermint Pip Packet
• Periodical Paintbrush
• Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog
• Pete's rich ricotta
• Pete's wiley whey bar
• Petite Paintbrush
• Phonus Balonus
• PirateRealm membership packet
• Pizza of Legend
• Platinum HP-35 Calculator
• Platinum Yendorian Express Card
• Pocket Guide to Mild Evil
• Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used)
• Pocket Meteor Guide
• Pokéfam Guide to Capturing All of Them
• Powerful Glove
• Professor of Spelunkology
• Quartet of Flare Masters Jacket
• Radio Free Baseball Cap
• Radio Free Foil
• Radio Free Jersey
• Radio Free Pants
• Radio KoL Antenna Ball
• Radio KoL Bottle Opener
• Radio KoL Coffee Mug
• Radio KoL Flashlight
• Radio KoL Keychain
• Radio KoL Maracas
• Radio KoL Patch
• Rainbow Jello Mould
• Rainbow's Gravity
• Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's beer
• Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's bread
• Recipe of Before Yore: Calzone of Legend
• Recipe of Before Yore: Deep Dish of Legend
• Recipe of Before Yore: Jarlsberg's vegetable soup
• Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's rich ricotta
• Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's wily whey bar
• Recipe of Before Yore: Pizza of Legend
• Recipe of Before Yore: St. Pete's sneaky smoothie
• Recipe of Before Yore: baked veggie ricotta
• Recipe of Before Yore: honey bun of Boris
• Recipe of Before Yore: plain calzone
• Recipe of Before Yore: ratatouille de Jarlsberg
• Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable focaccia
• Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable of J.
• Rethinking Candy
• Retrospecs
• Retrospecs try-at-home kit
• Rock Garden Guide
• Roman Candelabra
• Royal scepter
• S.I.T. Course Completion Certificate
• S.I.T. Course Voucher
• STYX deodorant body spray
• SalesCo sample kit
• Satan hat
• Scandalously Skimpy Bikini
• Schmalz's First Prize Beer
• Science Notebook
• Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome
• Sealed TakerSpace letter of Marque
• Seasonal Beret
• Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters
• Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters (used)
• Senior LAAAAME merit badge
• Sept-Ember Censer
• Septapus summoning charm
• Seven Loco
• Sexy Cosmo
• Shantix™
• Silver HP-35 Calculator
• Sister Accessory
• Site Alpha ID badge
• Size XI Wizard's Robe
• Skipper's accordion
• Sloppy Jalopy
• Sloppy Seconds Diner Employee Handbook
• Small Medium
• Sneaky Pete's leather jacket
• Sneaky Pete's leather jacket (collar popped)
• Snow Suit
• Sockdollager
• Solstice Shield
• Sombrero De Vida
• SongBoom™ BoomBox
• SongBoom™ BoomBox Box
• Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire
• Source terminal
• Southern yam
• Souvenir Chopsticks
• Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts
• Space Pirate Astrogation Handbook
• Spacegate access badge
• Spasmi Dolorosi Del Rene Champagne
• Spelunker's Guild prize sack
• SpinMaster™ lathe
• Spirit of Christmas
• Spirit of Easter
• Spirit of St. Patrick's Day
• Spirit of Thanksgiving
• Spirit of Veteran's Day
• Spooky Putty ball
• Spooky Putty leotard
• Spooky Putty mitre
• Spooky Putty monster
• Spooky Putty sheet
• Spooky Putty snake
• Spooky VHS Tape
• Spring Break Beach "swimsuit"
• Spring Bros. ID badge
• Spring Bros. solenoid
• St. Pete's sneaky smoothie
• St. Sneaky Pete's Whey
• Staff of Queso Escusado
• Staff of the Deepest Freeze
• Staff of the Roaring Hearth
• Staff of the Scummy Sink
• Staff of the Woodfire
• Star of Bravery
• Strong, Silent Type
• Stupid University Diploma
• Superhero Reboots
• Swedish coffee
• TakerSpace letter of Marque
• Tales of Dread
• Tales of the Word Realms
• Talisman of Baio
• Talisman of Bakula
• Temporal Tempera Tube
• Thanksgiving ration
• The Big Book of Every Skill
• The Confiscator's Grimoire
• The Crown of Ed the Undying
• The Encyclopedia of Fruit
• The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used)
• The Eye of the Thing in the Basement
• The Fingernail of the Thing in the Basement
• The Groose in the Hoose
• The Inquisitor's unidentifiable object
• The Kloop in the Coop
• The Necbromancer's Hat
• The Necbromancer's Shorts
• The Necbromancer's Stein
• The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff
• The Nuge's favorite crossbow
• The Plumber's mushroom stew
• The Sagittarian's leisure pants
• The Smith's Tome
• The Superconductor's CPU
• Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts
• Third Eye
• Thor's Pliers
• Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model
• Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette
• Thwaitgold fairyfly statue
• Thwaitgold harvestman statuette
• Thwaitgold listening bug statuette
• Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette
• Thwaitgold protozoa statuette
• Thwaitgold shield bug statuette
• Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette
• Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette
• Tickle-Me Emilio
• Time Bandit Badge of Courage
• Time Juice
• Time Lord Badge of Honor
• Time-Spinner
• Toddler-sized Dragon Costume
• Tome of Clip Art
• Tome of Rad Libs
• Tome of Snowcone Summoning
• Tome of Sugar Shummoning
• Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir
• Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir (read)
• Toot Oriole care package
• Totally Gay Claymore
• Trainbot autoassembly module
• Trainbot harness
• Trainbot luggage hook
• Trainbot plating
• Trainbot radar monocle
• Trainbot slag
• Travoltan trousers
• Trivial Avocations board game
• Unagnimated Gnome
• Uncle Buck
• Uncle Crimbo's hat
• Uncle Hobo's belt
• Uncle Hobo's epic beard
• Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves
• Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants
• Uncle Hobo's highest bough
• Uncle Hobo's stocking cap
• Underworld acorn
• Underworld flail
• Underworld sapling
• Underworld trunk
• Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate
• Unkillable Skeleton's restless leg
• Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap
• Unopened Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper
• Uovo Marcio Shiraz
• V for Vivala mask
• Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad
• Vegetable of Jarlsberg
• Velougats™
• Velvet Veil
• Voluminous Radio Hat
• Voluminous Radio Pants
• Voluminous Radio Sneakers
• Wand of Oscus
• Warehouse 23 bling
• Warehouse 23 crate
• White Dragon Fang
• Witchess Set
• X-32-F snowman crate
• Xi Receiver Unit
• Xlyinia's notebook
• Yeast of Boris
• Yeti Protest Sign
• Zombo's empty eye
• Zombo's grievous greaves
• Zombo's shoulder blade
• Zombo's skull ring
• Zombo's skullcap
• [reuse me]
• a cute angel
• a suspicious address
• abyssal battle plans
• adobe abacus
• adobe abaya
• adobe adze
• adobe arsecover
• adobe ascot
• adobe assortment
• adobe ayam
• adobe brittle
• adventurer clone egg
• aerogel accordion
• aerogel akubra
• aerogel anvil
• aerogel apron
• aerogel ascot
• aerogel attache case
• aerosolized aerogel
• airplane charter: Conspiracy Island
• airplane charter: Dinseylandfill
• airplane charter: Spring Break Beach
• airplane charter: That 70s Volcano
• airplane charter: The Glaciest
• airplane tattoo
• all-year sucker
• anchor bomb
• ancient Elf dessert spoon
• ancient meat
• ancient redwood
• angry agate
• annealed drippy orb
• anniversary chutney sculpture
• anti-burn cream
• anti-creep cream
• anti-freeze cream
• anti-goosebump cream
• anti-odor cream
• anti-pain cream
• arcanoferric housing
• arse-shooting crossbow
• astral badger
• astronaut ice-cream
• august scepter
• automa-bot parts
• automatic wine thief
• autumn breeze
• autumn dollar
• autumn leaf
• autumn years wisdom
• autumn-spice donut
• autumnal aegis
• autumnic balm
• autumnic bomb
• avatar of the Unconscious Collective
• aviator goggles
• baby camelCalf
• baby chest mimic
• baby rigging snake
• backup camera
• bacon bath ball
• bacteria bisque
• bad penguin egg
• bad vibroknife
• bag of Iunion stones
• bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts
• bagged stuffed "L"
• baked veggie ricotta casserole
• bakelite backpack
• bakelite badge
• bakelite belt
• bakelite bits
• bakelite bowl
• bakelite breeches
• bakelite brooch
• balsam barrel
• banana split
• banana-frosted king cake
• baneful bandolier
• barnacle-encrusted sweater
• basking robin
• bat wings
• bath ball gift set
• battoo kit
• beet
• beetle antenna
• bejazzled eyepatch
• best joke ever
• big hot pepper
• big ol' trophy
• biomechanical crimborg helmet
• biomechanical crimborg leg armor
• birdybug antenna
• birthday candle
• black velvet box
• blank note
• blank white card
• blown-out speaker cone
• blue plate
• blueberry muffin
• bodyguard badge
• bodyslam
• bolder boulder
• bone broth
• book of facts
• book of facts (dog-eared)
• boot plant
• booze bindle
• bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon
• bottle of lovebug pheromones
• bottle-rocket crossbow
• bottled Vampire Vintner
• bottled green pixie
• bowl of oriole's nest soup
• bowl of prescription candy
• box o' ghosts
• box of Gratitude chocolates
• box of bear arms
• boxed Apriling band helmet
• boxed Mayam Calendar
• boxed Sept-Ember Censer
• boxed august scepter
• boxed autumn-aton
• boxed bat wings
• brainwave-controlled unicorn horn
• bran muffin
• brass Dreadsylvanian flask
• brown pirate pants
• bucket of ancient Vampyre blood
• bug juice
• bugbear-smiting sword
• bullet necklace
• cabooze
• calm attention-deficit demon
• can of Rain-Doh
• candied beef and cabbage
• candied lime
• candy cane sword cane
• candy cornucopia
• candy egg deviler
• candy rations
• cannonbomb
• canteen of eggnog
• canteen of jungle juice
• carrot cake precipice bar
• cat o' nine teeth
• caustic slime nodule
• cement shoes
• ceramic celery grater
• ceramic celsiturometer
• ceramic cenobite's robe
• ceramic centurion shield
• ceramic cerecloth belt
• ceramic cestus
• ceramic scree
• cheer extractor
• cherry bomb
• chest of "pirate gold"
• chiffon carbage
• chiffon chakram
• chiffon chamberpot
• chiffon chapeau
• chiffon chaps
• chiffon chemise
• chiffon chevrons
• chiffon lemon
• chili powder cutlass
• chitin powder
• chitin powder paste
• chocolate bath ball
• chocolate chip muffin
• chocolate covered ping-pong ball
• chocolate ostrich egg
• chocomotive
• ciliophora chowder
• cinnamon machine oil
• clan underground fireworks shop
• class five ecto-larva
• claw-held flag
• clerical automa-core
• clockwork bartender-head-in-the-box
• clockwork chef-head-in-the-box
• closed-circuit pay phone
• closed-circuit phone system
• clovermint
• coal paperweight
• coffee sprite
• cold medicine cabinet
• colossal free-range mushroom
• combat lover's locket
• combat lover's locket lockbox
• comfy pillow
• complicated device
• concentrated cooking
• coney haunch
• consolation ribbon
• container of Spooky Putty
• control crystal
• cookbookbat book
• cool iron breastplate
• cool iron greaves
• cool iron helmet
• cooling iron breastplate
• coping juice
• corked genie bottle
• corned beet
• corroded breeches
• corrosive cowl
• cosmic bucket
• cosmic lemonade
• cotton candy cocoon
• cozy scarf
• crated wardrobe-o-matic
• crazy bastard sword
• cream of chloroplasts
• crimbo elfling
• crunchy brush
• crushed steamer trunk
• cryptic puzzle box
• crystal Crimbo goblet
• crystal Crimbo platter
• crystal belt buckle
• crystallized pumpkin spice
• cuckoo clock
• cup of "tea"
• cursed Aztec tamale
• cursed breeches
• cursed cutlass
• cursed eyepatch
• cursed magnifying glass
• cursed microwave
• cursed monkey glove
• cursed monkey's paw
• cursed pirate cutlass
• cursed pony keg
• cursed ring finger ring
• cursed swash buckle
• cursed tricorn hat
• custom avatar form
• daddy shortlegs leg
• dandy lion cub
• dark chocolate egg
• day shortener
• deactivated mini-Trainbot
• deactivated nanobots
• dead guy's memento
• deanimated reanimator's coffin
• deed to Oliver's Place
• defective Golden Mr. Accessory
• deflated inflatable dodecapede
• depleted Grimacite gravy boat
• depleted Grimacite ninja mask
• depleted Grimacite shinguards
• depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt
• designer sweatpants
• designer sweatpants (new old stock)
• detective school application
• detour shield
• deviled candy egg
• diabolic pizza cube
• diabolical crossbow
• dirty bottlecap
• dirty martini
• discarded button
• disconnected intergnat
• distilled resin
• doppelshifter egg
• double-candied yams
• dreadful fedora
• dreadful glove
• dreaming Jung man
• dregs of a Crimbo cocktail
• drink chit
• drippy bezoar
• drippy bromide
• drippy candy bar
• drippy caviar
• drippy diadem
• drippy enzyme
• drippy flux
• drippy grub
• drippy ichor
• drippy khakis
• drippy orb
• drippy pigment
• drippy pilsner
• drippy salt
• drippy seed
• drippy shield
• drippy snail shell
• drippy staff
• drippy stake
• earthenware muffin tin
• eerily silent box
• egg gun
• elbow soup
• eldritch tincture
• electric mushroom
• electronic dulcimer pants
• elevent
• elf sleeper agent
• ember egg
• embering hunk
• emergency glowstick
• emo roe
• emotion chip
• empty Rain-Doh can
• enchanted fire extinguisher
• energized spores
• enhanced signal receiver
• envelope full of Meat
• evil flaming eyeball pendant
• evil noodles
• evil paper umbrella
• exclusive club
• exclusive ultra-rare item
• experimental carbon fiber pasta additive
• extra DNA
• extra ooze
• extra special Crimbo stocking
• extra time
• extra-grubby grub
• extra-hard jawbreaker
• fairy-worn boots
• familiar scrapbook
• fancy black tie
• fancy chess set
• fancy tophat
• fancy tuxedo pants
• festive sausage
• festive warbear bank
• fetus-smashing club
• filled mosquito
• fire ant pheromones
• fire axe
• fire crackers
• fishcake
• fist turkey outline
• fistful of ashes
• five-fingered fern resin
• fixodent
• flagellate flagon
• flagellate soup
• flaming familiar doppelgänger
• flaming juggler's balls
• flaming leaf crown
• flaming pink shirt
• flapper fly
• flask of egggrog
• flask of moonshine
• flickering pixel
• floaty stone sphere
• foreign box
• forest canopy bed
• four-leaf potato sprout
• fragile Christmas ornament
• fragment of Jarlsberg's soul
• frankincenser
• free boots
• freightcake
• fresh can of paint
• fresh coat of paint
• frozen tofu pop
• fruit bat
• fruit-stuffed rumcake
• fruity pebble
• funny paper hat
• fuzzy bracelets
• fuzzy polar bear ears
• gabardine gaiters
• gabardine garibaldi
• gabardine garland
• gabardine girdle
• gabardine gunnysack
• gabardine smithereens
• gasmask
• gator shades
• gazing shoes
• genie bottle
• ghost shawl
• gilded trumpet
• gingerbread nylons
• gingerbread pirate
• glass eye
• glass of "milk"
• glob of extra-green chlorophyll
• glowing frisbee
• golden monkey statuette
• golden pet rock
• golden sausage
• goo magnet
• gooey drippy candy bar
• googly chest eyes
• gory drippy orb
• government per-diem
• governor's daughter's lace collar
• governor's daughter's pearl hairpin
• governor's daughter's petticoats
• gravy skin
• gravyskin buckler
• gravyskin hat
• gravyskin pants
• gravyskin skirt
• greedy ghostling
• green face paint
• gregarious ghostling
• grey down vest
• grey gosling
• grimstone galoshes
• grinning ghostling
• grisly shield
• grog nuts
• groggipop
• groggles
• grogtini
• groveling gravel
• grubby wool
• grubby wool beerwarmer
• grubby wool gloves
• grubby wool hat
• grubby wool scarf
• grubby wool trousers
• grubby woolball
• guild application
• gunwale
• gunwale whalegun
• haemolymphnode
• haiku katana
• hairshirt
• half-digested rat
• half-height cigar
• hand of Mr. Cards
• hand turkey outline
• hand-crafted candy cane
• handful of Boltsmann bearings
• handful of juicy garbage
• handful of split pea soup
• handful of toilet paper
• hard cocoa
• hard rock
• hardened slime hat
• hardened slime pants
• hardening cream
• harpoon
• haunted doghouse
• hazardous sauce dosimeter
• head of emberg lettuce
• head-mounted Trainbot
• heart of dark chocolate
• heart-shaped crate
• hemlock helm
• hemp backpack
• heteroerotic frat-paddle
• hewn moon-rune spoon
• hibernating Grimstone Golem
• hibernating robot reindeer
• hippo tutu
• hobo code binder
• hobo monkey
• hockey stick of furious angry rage
• holiday smorgasbord
• holiday trip around the world
• hollow rock
• homeless hobo spirit
• honey bun of Boris
• honey-drenched ham slice
• hopeful candle
• hot wine
• house-sized mushroom
• housekeeping automa-core
• hungover chauvinist pig
• hypnodisk
• ice baby
• ice pick
• ice sickle
• ice skates
• iceberglet
• immense ballet shoes
• imported taffy
• in-the-box spring shoes
• incense bath ball
• incredibly dense meat gem
• indie comic hipster glasses
• industrial fire extinguisher
• industrially-crushed ice
• infant sandworm
• infinite BACON machine
• inflammable leaf
• insulting hat
• intact medium-wave antenna
• interesting clod of dirt
• intergalactic pom poms
• jewel-eyed wizard hat
• jitterbug larva
• jolly roger tattoo kit
• jug of Sneaky Pete's Mojo
• kerosene-soaked skip
• kill screen
• kilopede skull
• kitten burglar
• large stone triangle
• latte lovers club card
• latte lovers member's mug
• leafy browns
• left bear arm
• left-handed melodica
• leg-mounted Trainbots
• li'l orphan tot
• liar's pants
• lip soup
• lit leaf lasso
• little box of fireworks
• llama lama cria
• locked mumming trunk
• lodestone
• longbox of Batfellow comics
• loofah ladle
• loofah lavalier
• loofah lederhosen
• loofah legwarmers
• loofah lei
• loofah lumberjack's hat
• loofah lumps
• lost elf luggage
• lucky Tam O'Shanter
• lucky Tam O'Shatner
• lucky army helmet
• lucky moai statuette
• lucky napkin
• lump of loyal latite
• lustrous drippy orb
• luxury fly-tying workbench
• machine elf capsule
• magical battery
• magnetic field
• makeshift castanets
• malevolent medallion
• mantis skull
• map to Anemone Mine
• map to Dolph Bossin's hideout
• map to Madness Reef
• map to a candy-rich block
• map to the Cursed Village
• map to the Dive Bar
• map to the Marinara Trench
• map to the Mystic Wood
• map to the Putrid Swamp
• map to the Skate Park
• map to the Sprawling Cemetery
• map to the Towering Mountains
• massive wrench
• mayfly bait necklace
• meatball machine
• mechanically-mulled cider
• medium stone triangle
• mesquito proboscis
• messenger bag RNA
• meteorite earring
• meteorite fragment
• meteorite necklace
• meteorite ring
• milestone
• military candy cane
• military orb
• military-grade peppermint oil
• mime pocket probe
• mime-proof sunglasses
• mimeplasm
• mini kiwi
• mini kiwi aioli
• mini kiwi antimilitaristic hippy petition
• mini kiwi bikini
• mini kiwi digitized cookies
• mini kiwi egg
• mini kiwi icepick
• mini kiwi illicit antibiotic
• mini kiwi intoxicating spirits
• mini kiwi invisible dirigible
• mini kiwi silicon tiepin
• mini kiwi tipi
• mini kiwi whipping stick
• mini kiwi-flavored aspirin-injecting lipstick
• mini kiwitini
• miniature Embering Hulk
• miniature crystal ball
• miniature goose mask
• miniature gravy-covered maypole
• miniscule temporal rip
• mint condition Lil' Doctor™ bag
• mint condition magnifying glass
• mint-in-box Powerful Glove
• moai toai
• moaiball
• model train set
• moist sack
• molehill mountain
• moss floss
• moss mace
• moss mantle
• moss marlinspike
• moss medal
• moss megaphone
• moss mitre
• moss mulch
• mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine
• motivational poster
• moveable feast
• mulled wine
• mummified entombed cookbookbat
• mumming trunk
• muscular soup
• mutant cactus bud
• mutant gila monster egg
• mutant rattlesnake egg
• myrrh pouch
• myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball
• mysterious chest
• name change form
• nativity shorts
• naughty fortune teller
• naughty origami kit
• naughty paper shuriken
• nauseating reagent
• navel ring of navel gazing
• ncle leg
• neck wreath
• nervous tick egg
• nest egg
• newly-hatched mayonnaise wasp
• nice warm beer
• ninjammies
• novelty monorail ticket
• nuclear stockpile
• numberwang
• nylon Christmas stockings
• off-hand balloon
• offensive moustache
• officer's nog
• old school Mafia knickerbockers
• old-school pirate grog
• one million meat pancakes
• optimal spreadsheet
• orange boxing gloves
• organ grinder
• origami "gentlemen's" magazine
• origami pasties
• origami riding crop
• orphan baby yeti
• out-of-work circus flea
• over-the-shoulder Folder Holder
• overloaded Yule battery
• overloaded short-pulse transistor
• packaged Daylight Shavings Helmet
• packaged Everfull Dart Holster
• packaged June cleaver
• packaged Jurassic Parka
• packaged Pocket Professor
• packaged Roman Candelabra
• packaged SpinMaster™ lathe
• packaged backup camera
• packaged cold medicine cabinet
• packaged familiar scrapbook
• packaged industrial fire extinguisher
• packaged knock-off retro superhero cape
• packaged luxury garment
• packaged miniature crystal ball
• packaged model train set
• packet of beer seeds
• packet of dragon's teeth
• packet of mayfly bait
• packet of mushroom spores
• packet of orchid seeds
• packet of pumpkin seeds
• packet of rock seeds
• packet of tall grass seeds
• packet of thanksgarden seeds
• packet of winter seeds
• panicked kernel
• pantogram
• paraffin palazzos
• paraffin pendant
• paraffin pieces
• paraffin pith helmet
• paraffin poncho
• paraffin pseudoaccordion
• paranormal ricotta
• party pup
• party whip
• passed-out psychedelic bear
• pea brittle
• peace shooter
• peace turkey outline
• peasco sour
• peaza
• pebble of proud pyrite
• pegfinger
• peppermint bomb
• peppermint donut
• peppermint pegleg
• peppermint tack
• perfect Christmas scarf
• perfectly fair coin
• perfectly ordinary frog
• pernicious cudgel
• personal raindrop
• personalized wassail stein
• pet anchor
• pet bad vibe
• photo booth sized crate
• pickled bread
• piece of cake
• pile of gritty sand
• pile of smoking rags
• pilgrim shield
• ping-pong ball
• ping-pong paddle
• pirate encryption key (complete)
• pirate encryption key alpha
• pirate encryption key bravo
• pirate encryption key charlie
• pirate encryption key delta
• pirate hook
• pirate pantaloons
• pirrrate's currrse
• pixel bread
• pixel rock
• pixel whiskey
• plain calzone
• plain candy cane
• plans for depleted Grimacite astrolabe
• plans for depleted Grimacite grappling hook
• plans for depleted Grimacite gravy boat
• plans for depleted Grimacite hammer
• plans for depleted Grimacite ninja mask
• plans for depleted Grimacite shinguards
• plans for depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt
• plastic pumpkin bucket
• plastic vampire fangs
• plexiglass pants
• plexiglass pendant
• plexiglass pikestaff
• plexiglass pinky ring
• plexiglass pocketwatch
• polyester pad
• polyester panama hat
• polyester parachute
• polyester peeler
• polyester pettipants
• polyester pulsera
• polyesterene powder
• poncho de azucar
• pool shark hair oil
• porcelain pelerine
• porcelain pepper mill
• porcelain phantom mask
• porcelain plus-fours
• porcelain police baton
• porcelain porkpie
• porcelain powder
• portable Mayo Clinic
• portable housekeeping robot
• portable pantogram
• portable ping-pong table
• portable steam unit
• potato jacket
• potted power plant
• potted tea tree
• powdered madness
• powdered toad horn
• power seed
• prank Crimbo card
• praying Grim Brother
• precision snowball
• present
• primitive alien blowgun
• primitive alien loincloth
• primitive alien necklace
• primitive alien spear
• primitive alien totem
• pro skateboard
• profane eye patch
• prohie's hat
• propeller beanie
• proto-proto-protozoa
• protogenetic chunklet (elbow)
• protogenetic chunklet (flagellum)
• protogenetic chunklet (lips)
• protogenetic chunklet (muscle)
• protogenetic chunklet (synapse)
• protonic accelerator pack
• pumpkin spice whorl
• punching mirror
• puppet strings
• purpleheart "pants"
• purpleheart logs
• puzzling ribbon
• puzzling trophy
• pygmy bugbear shaman
• quantized familiar
• quantized familiar experience
• quantum watch
• raffle ticket
• ragged wool yarn
• rainbow pearl
• rainbow pearl earring
• rainbow pearl necklace
• rainbow pearl ring
• rare oboe
• ratatouille de Jarlsberg
• ratskin pajama pants
• real cowboy hat
• really nice lump of coal
• recovered cufflinks
• red and green rain stick
• red and white claret
• red face paint
• red plumber's boots
• red white and blue claret
• red-soled high heels
• red-spotted snapper roe
• redwood rain stick
• refrigerated biohazard container
• refurbished air fryer
• rehearsing dramatic hedgehog
• repaid diaper
• replica Elf Guard medal
• replica Ten Dollars
• replica bat-oomerang
• research fragment
• residual chitin paste
• ridiculous belt
• ridiculous earring
• rigging knot
• right bear arm
• ring
• roasted vegetable focaccia
• roasted vegetable of Jarlsberg
• room scale green bean casserole
• rubber WWBBDD? bracelet
• rum ball
• rum-soaked fruitcake
• rune-strewn spoon cocoon
• rutabuga bag
• rxr shield
• saffron antaravasaka
• saffron uttarasanga
• salmagumdi
• salted mutton
• salty drippy candy bar
• sampler size toothpaste
• sane hatrack
• sangria del diablo
• sardine can key
• savings bond
• sawed-off blunderbuss
• scroll of minor invulnerability
• scroll of protection from lycanthropes
• sea-worn candlestick
• seal medal
• sealskin drum
• second-hand knockoff engagement ring
• security automa-core
• senate fly thorax
• sequin-encrusted sweater
• shadow bread
• shadow brick
• shadow candle
• shadow candy
• shadow chef's hat
• shadow flame
• shadow fluid
• shadow glass
• shadow hammer
• shadow hot dog
• shadow ice
• shadow martini
• shadow monocle
• shadow nectar
• shadow needle
• shadow pill
• shadow sausage
• shadow sinew
• shadow skin
• shadow stick
• shadow trousers
• shadow venom
• shadowy cheat sheet
• shim of shame shale
• shining star cap
• shipwright's hammer
• shortest-order cook
• shot of Sneaky Pete's Mojo
• shot of wasp venom
• shoulder-mounted Trainbot
• shrine to the Barrel god
• shrink-wrapped 2002 Mr. Store Catalog
• shrink-wrapped Cincho de Mayo
• siesta-ing Casagnova gnome
• signal receiver
• silent nightlight
• silk garter snake
• silky pirate drawers
• silver Dreadsylvanian flask
• silver sausage
• silver table-scraper
• single-use dust mask
• sinistral homunculus
• skewered cherry
• skewered jumbo olive
• skewered lime
• slap and slap again recipe
• sleeping patriotic eagle
• sleeping piano cat
• sleeping profane parrot
• slime-covered club
• slime-covered compass
• slime-covered greaves
• slime-covered helmet
• slime-covered lantern
• slime-covered necklace
• slime-covered shovel
• slime-covered speargun
• slime-covered staff
• slime-soaked brain
• slime-soaked hypophysis
• slime-soaked sweat gland
• slippery when wet shield
• slow jam collection
• small Crimbo Pressie
• small stone triangle
• smoking talon
• smoldering box
• smoldering leafcutter ant egg
• sneaky wrapping paper
• snow belly
• snow hat
• snow pants
• snowman-enchanting tophat
• snowpack
• sober pill
• soft cap of diminishing returns
• solid asbestos box
• solid chrome box
• solid linoleum box
• sorority girl's box
• soul monocle
• souvenir flag
• space planula
• space trooper helmet
• spaghetti breakfast
• spaghetti-box banjo
• spandex anniversary shorts
• spare battery
• sparkling orb
• sparkly engagement ring
• special edition Batfellow comic
• speed limit shield
• spider leg
• spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip
• spirit bell
• spooky rattling cigar box
• spring shoes
• squamous polyp
• squirming Slime larva
• star pop
• steamed oyster
• steaming evil
• still grill
• stinky cheese ball
• stinky cheese diaper
• stinky cheese eye
• stinky cheese sword
• stinky cheese wheel
• strange stalagmite
• strange stone pyramid
• structural ember
• stuffed "L"
• stuffed club
• stuffed dinosaur
• stuffed kraken
• stuffed yam stinkbomb
• stuffed-shirt scarecrow
• styrofoam peanuts
• subscription cocoa dispenser
• sucker bucket
• sucker hakama
• sucker kabuto
• sucker tachi
• sugarplum ration
• sundae ration
• super good fruit
• super-heated leaf
• superhero mask
• suspicious package
• suspicious stocking
• swamp haunch
• sweat-ade
• sweaty balsam
• sweet nutcracker
• sweet potato o' mine
• sweet potato punch
• synaptic soup
• tabletop candy dispenser
• talisman of Seshat
• tankard of spiced Goldschlepper
• tankard of spiced rum
• tattoo gun
• tattoo of two turkeys
• tearaway pants
• testy toolbox
• thanksgiving bomb
• thermos of "whiskey"
• thriftshop coupon
• throwin' ember
• tie-dye headband
• tied-up flaming leaflet
• tied-up flaming monstera
• tied-up leaviathan
• time helmet
• time sword
• time trousers
• time-twitching toolbelt
• tin rations
• tinsel orb
• tiny Tina gun
• tiny consolation ribbon
• tiny costume wardrobe
• tiny ember
• tiny glowing red nose
• tiny plastic "Santa Claus"
• tiny plastic Abuela's cottage
• tiny plastic Armory
• tiny plastic Bar
• tiny plastic Cafe
• tiny plastic Cheer Core
• tiny plastic Colonel Brando
• tiny plastic Crimbo caroler
• tiny plastic Crimbo cheer
• tiny plastic Easter Island Bunny
• tiny plastic Factory
• tiny plastic Jedediah and Boiling Cloud
• tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven
• tiny plastic Mirth
• tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress
• tiny plastic Penny
• tiny plastic St. Patrick
• tiny plastic Susie
• tiny plastic caboose
• tiny plastic chem lab
• tiny plastic coal car
• tiny plastic dining car
• tiny plastic food lab
• tiny plastic locomotive
• tiny plastic multi-level marketer
• tiny plastic nog lab
• tiny plastic passenger car
• tiny plastic primary lab
• tiny plastic spoiler
• tiny plastic sword
• tiny stillsuit
• tooth cap
• toothy trousers
• train whistle
• traumatic holiday memory
• trick coin
• trusty torch
• turchucken
• twitching space egg
• twitching trigger finger
• ultimate wad
• ultra-soft ferns
• unbreakable umbrella
• undamaged Unbreakable Umbrella
• undrilled cosmic bowling ball
• unearthed volcanic meteoroid
• unemployed hunchbacked minion
• unevolved organism
• unfinished ice sculpture
• uniclops egg
• unoccupied sheep suit
• unopened Bird-a-Day calendar
• unopened diabolic pizza cube box
• unopened tiny stillsuit
• unpowered Robortender
• untorn tearaway pants package
• unwound cymbal-playing monkey
• unwrapped knock-off retro superhero cape
• vampyric cloake
• vampyric cloake pattern
• vanilla-frosted king cake
• velour valise
• velour vambraces
• velour vaqueros
• velour veil
• velour veneer
• velour viscometer
• velour voulge
• vesper
• vial of humanoid growth hormone
• villainous scythe
• void burger
• void lager
• void shard
• void stone
• voodoo doll
• voter registration form
• wad of Crovacite
• waffle
• wand of fudge control
• warbear black box
• wardrobe-o-matic
• washboard shield
• water balloon
• watermelon
• watermelon seed
• wax lips
• webbed comic mask
• wedge of gray cheese
• wet tack
• whale cerebrospinal fluid
• whalecake
• whalegun
• whalesteak
• wheel of camembert
• whet stone
• whirled peas
• white Dreadsylvanian
• white arm towel
• white-label gin
• wicker clicker
• wicker kickers
• wicker knickers
• wicker slicker
• wicker sticker
• wicker ticker
• wickerbits
• wizard action figure
• wooly loincloth
• wormwood stick
• wormwood wedding ring
• wrapped candy cane sword cane
• wrapping paper
• writhing drippy candy bar
• wrought-iron flakes
• xo-skeleton-in-a-box
• yam
• yam and swiss
• yam battery
• yam burrito
• yam martini
• yam mayo
• yam slider
• yellow puck
• yellow puck with a bow on it
• yield shield
• yule grog
• yuletide troll chrysalis
• zombie mariachi hat
• zombie mariachi pants
• zombie monkey necklace