Museum :: Terps

Terps

Rank	Item	Quantity
#114	"Humorous" T-shirt	1
#302	ASCII shirt	6
#660	Ancient Saucehelm	4
#222	Angelhair Culottes	5
#165	Argarggagarg's fang	9
#27	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	1
#54	Aye Aye, Captain	1
#306	BURT	88
#288	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	4
#183	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	3
#256	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	39
#434	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	5
#173	Bling of the New Wave	7
#734	Bonerdagon necklace	15
#90	Boss Bat bling	33
#2263	Boss Bat britches	2
#10	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	80
#1504	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#70	Cerebral Cloche	2
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#199	Claw of the Infernal Seal	5
#413	Codpiece of the Goblin King	19
#403	Colander of Em-er'il	6
#264	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	1
#348	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	2
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#447	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	5
#248	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	3
#325	Corpse Island iced tea	16
#754	Crimbo pie	1
#83	Crimbo salad	7
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#280	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	8
#187	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	2
#211	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	1
#134	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	3
#119	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	4
#148	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	3
#245	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	1
#176	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	2
#114	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	4
#83	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	7
#212	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	15
#120	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	4
#120	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	4
#248	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	10
#312	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	2
#163	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	2
#210	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	16
#172	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	2
#374	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	1
#215	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	14
#274	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	3
#218	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	13
#195	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	2
#980	Crimboween memo	11
#611	Crown of the Goblin King	41
#319	D roll	3
#115	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	5
#161	Disco 'Fro Pick	12
#455	Disco Banjo	1
#144	Dolphin King's crown	30
#71	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	45
#571	Drowsy Sword	32
#53	Drunken Neurologist	1
#92	Earring of Fire	1
#423	Eau de Guaneau	1
#1104	El Sombrero De Lopez	2
#60	El Vibrato drone	2
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#221	El Vibrato power sphere	5
#47	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	2
#109	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	2
#55	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	11
#99	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	7
#128	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	3
#104	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	4
#44	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	9
#50	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	7
#112	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	10
#130	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	7
#126	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	5
#167	Elder Turtle Shell	11
#40	Elizabeth's Dollie	3
#46	Elizabeth's paintbrush	4
#183	Elmley shades	6
#309	Ent cider	27
#205	Everlasting Deckswabber	1
#734	FDKOL commendation	18
#215	Fantasma en la Máquina	3
#1023	Feynman gate	7
#63	Frown Exerciser	1
#344	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	2
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#179	Galapagosian Cuisses	6
#178	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	6
#306	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	2
#477	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	5
#108	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	4
#847	Go-Wassail	7
#337	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#261	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	4
#510	Green Clover of Justice	4
#289	Gummi-DNA	2
#332	Heimandatz's heart	5
#178	Instant Karma	64
#1290	Iron Beta of Industry	2
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#304	Jocko Homo's head	6
#891	Knob Goblin elite shirt	2
#148	Knob jelly donut	1
#162	Knob pasty	3
#724	Krakrox's Loincloth	1
#550	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	2
#91	Lord Soggyraven's Slippers	3
#885	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	30
#356	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	24
#135	Mark V Steam-Hat	1
#133	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	21
#226	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	15
#1110	Meleegra™ pills	1
#537	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	6
#80	Miniborg beeper	6
#70	Miniborg hiveminder	6
#86	Miniborg laser	6
#89	Miniborg stomper	6
#80	Miniborg strangler	6
#219	Misty Cape	7
#174	Misty Cloak	9
#212	Misty Robe	7
#1632	Mob Penguin cellular phone	4
#58	Mr. Accessory	3
#472	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#350	New Zealand iced tea	2
#140	Newbiesport™ tent	44
#725	Newman's Own Trousers	1
#1201	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	2
#86	Nose Ring of Putrescence	1
#231	O'RLY manual	1
#187	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
#873	Orange Star of Sacrifice	2
#48	Order of the Silver Wossname	15
#818	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#87	Polysniff Perfume	8
#256	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	3
#63	Professor What T-Shirt	17
#157	Psychotic Train wine	1
#88	S.T.L.T.	1
#963	SPF 451 lip balm	1
#392	Safari Jack's moustache	4
#82	Sangria de Menthe	1
#136	Scalp of Gorgolok	14
#471	Sinful Desires	1
#264	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	3
#124	Sogg-Os	2
#184	Space Tourist Phaser	1
#254	Space Tours Tripple	1
#129	Spirit Precipice	1
#405	Spooky Surprise Egg	28
#208	Squat-Thrust Magazine	1
#972	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	4
#27	Staff of the Grand Flambé	1
#121	Staff of the Soupbone	1
#645	Steal This Candy	1
#61	Stephen's lab coat	3
#72	Stephen's secret formula	2
#171	Strix stix	9
#153	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
#129	Super Weight-Gain 9000	1
#531	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	16
#576	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	12
#248	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	1
#510	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	18
#22	The Art of Slapfighting (used)	1
#44	The Legendary Beat	1
🥈	The Sagittarian's leisure pants	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#1570	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	1
#1576	Thwaitgold bee statuette	1
#1017	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	1
#805	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	2
#1409	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	2
#1948	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	1
#1821	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	1
#263	Thwaitgold nit statuette	1
#626	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	1
#1045	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	2
#956	Thwaitgold spider statuette	1
#2349	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	1
#1274	Thwaitgold termite statuette	1
#1154	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	1
#249	Tiki lighter	2
#158	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#161	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#190	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#96	Typical Tavern swill	136
#143	UV monocular	1
#611	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	3
#920	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	1
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#599	Volartta's bellbottoms	2
#1286	Wand of Nagamar	1
#38	Warm Subject gift certificate	8,091
#112	Wet Russian	2
#88	Whoompa Fur Pants	6
#392	Yakisoba's hat	4
#133	Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	10
#105	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	5
#1613	Yellow Moon of Compassion	1
#253	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	5
#25	Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used)	1
#110	abandoned candy	14
#218	abominable snowcone	88
#271	adorable seal larva	9
#521	ancient frozen dinner	2
#47	ancient oil painting of yourself	5
#272	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	18
#409	anniversary balloon	2
#241	anniversary gift box	9
🥈	anniversary pewter cape	1
#70	antique machete	15
#573	antique pair of blue jeans	1
#410	around the world	2
#451	aspirin	2
#84	astral mushroom	249
#251	astronaut pants	36
#971	baby killer bee	7
#343	baconstone	23
#966	badass belt	56
#753	bag of lard	1
#1312	ball	3
#864	bananagate	2
#318	bark rootbeer	3
#2130	barrrnacle	1
#226	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	7
#28	battered old top-hat	1
#189	beer-scented teddy bear	3
#397	beertini	4
#448	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	2
#254	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	4
#145	big glob of skin	1
#475	big rock	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
#153	birdbone corset	1
#237	black eyedrops	3
#389	black kettle drum	1
#219	black paisley oyster egg	20
#15	black plastic oyster egg	159
#846	black polka-dot oyster egg	5
#31	black snowcone	73
#156	black spot	5
#659	black striped oyster egg	8
#138	blank diary	1
#379	blind-packed capsule toy	6
#93	blind-packed die-cast metal toy	173
#297	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	21
#1656	blood flower	1
#266	blue paisley oyster egg	12
#38	blue plastic oyster egg	151
#201	blue polka-dot oyster egg	18
#23	blue snowcone	652
#114	blue striped oyster egg	30
🥈	blue traffic cone	1
#174	bobble-hip hula elf doll	1
#243	boilermaker	1
#67	boiling seal blood	11
#69	bone abacus	15
#140	booze-soaked cherry	3
#714	bottle of bubbles	1
#550	bottle of goofballs	47
#388	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	3
#262	boulder	5
#162	bow	3
#143	bow staff	1
#94	bowl of Tastee-Wheet™	1
#570	bowl of fishysoisse	1
#151	bowlegged pants	1
#135	bowler	1
#7461	box of sunshine	1
#73	brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	1
#59	bread line	7
#142	breakfast miracle	1
#24	briny vinegar	11
#232	broken carburetor	1
#98	bugbear detector	1
#151	bugbear purification pill	1
#745	burst hellseal brain	2
#256	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	3
#130	can of depilatory cream	1
#113	can of fake snow	3
#956	can of spinach	1
#323	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	27
#144	can-you-dig-it?	1
#311	candied yams	29
#857	candy cane	42
#68	candy knife	3
#211	candy stake	23
#1343	capacitor relay	4
#968	carbon nanotube frame	9
#78	centurion helmet	1
#67	chaos butterfly	9,329
#844	cheap elven gloves	4
#314	cheap plastic bottle opener	20
#1661	cheap toaster	1
#5	cherry bomb	2
#247	chintzy accordion pin	2
#189	chintzy disco ball pendant	5
#329	chintzy noodle ring	2
#508	chintzy saucepan earring	1
#179	chintzy seal pendant	6
#346	chintzy turtle brooch	2
#731	chunk of depleted Grimacite	12
#68	cinnamon troll doll	1
#102	clockwork hat	1
#74	clockwork key	18
#101	clockwork pants	1
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#176	cold seal sweat	20
#235	collection of tiny spooky objects	7
#213	colored-light "necklace"	2
#26	comfy blanket	1
#35	comfy pillow	25
#164	commemorative war stein	437
#245	communal gobstopper	4
#458	cookie cookie	2
#259	corpse on the beach	19
#141	corpsebite	2
#353	corpsedriver	14
#469	corpsetini	11
#200	creepy ginger ale	1
#147	cyborg stompin' boot	10
#207	death blossom	1
#180	decanter of fine Scotch	1
#262	deck of tropical cards	2
#332	delicious salad	180
#515	depleted uranium seal figurine	1
#1220	dill	10
#214	disassembled clover	511
#279	disco horoscope (Aquarius)	1
#280	disco horoscope (Aries)	1
#222	disco horoscope (Cancer)	3
#261	disco horoscope (Leo)	1
#250	disco horoscope (Libra)	2
#241	disco horoscope (Pisces)	2
#272	disco horoscope (Sagittarius)	1
#180	disco horoscope (Taurus)	5
#278	disco horoscope (Virgo)	1
#219	discocktail	13
#343	dishrag	1
#297	distilled fortified wine	9
#107	donkey flipbook	7
#134	dress pants	1
#208	drywall axe	66
#906	duck-on-a-string	2
#605	duct tape	51
#79	dumb mud	3
#22	duonoculars	27
#134	dwarf bread	40
#46	dwarvish war kilt	1
#399	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	1
#965	easter egg balloon	26
#505	effluvious emerald	1
#618	elven socks	7
#81	emergency margarita	1
#607	empty blowgun	2
#132	enchanted handwarmer	1
#19	evil googly eye	277
#437	evil teddy bear	31
#51	exotic parrot egg	1
🥈	experimental carbon fiber pasta additive	1
#305	facsimile dictionary	34
#59	fairy gravy boat	17
#761	fake blood	1
#1008	fake plastic grass	1
#170	fancy but probably evil chocolate	24
#2521	fancy chocolate	1
#36	fancy dress ball	438
#94	fancy seashell necklace	342
#226	fat stacks of cash	61
#230	felt	35
#647	festive holiday hat	6
#303	fez of etymology	1
#190	figurine of a sleek seal	12
#432	fire	13
#179	[2426]fire flower	6
#857	flaming feather	1
#378	flaming glowsticks	1
#469	flashing novelty button	3
#52	flask of tainted mining oil	254
#84	flyest of shirts	1
#496	foam noodle	1
#185	foetid seal tear	30
#121	freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini	4
#281	freezerburned ice cube	1
#634	friendly cheez blob	4
#222	frost-rimed seal hide	1
#521	frozen banquet	3
#98	frozen seal spine	1
#215	fruitcake	102
#500	fudge lily	7
#946	fudgecule	119
#213	fuzzy busby	15
#806	fuzzy dice	7
#209	fuzzy earmuffs	14
#261	fuzzy montera	9
#444	gearbox necklace	2
#124	ghost beer	4
#1153	ghost cucumber	20
#209	ghost of a necklace	23
#293	ghost pickle on a stick	3
#60	ghostly pickling solution	3
#997	ghuol guolash	1
#243	giant discarded bottlecap	21
#292	giant discarded plastic fork	33
#325	giant discarded torn-up glove	14
#157	giant gym membership card	2
#39	giant marshmallow	13
#142	giant motorcycle boots	1
#303	giant pinky ring	53
#22	giant spider leg	18
#139	gin-soaked blotter paper	5
#538	gingerbread bugbear	44
#244	gingerbread horror	19
#233	gingerbread mutant bugbear	14
#807	gingerbread robot	1
#110	gladiator tunica	3
#23	glass of bourbon	29
#158	glass of herbal tequila	9
#427	gloomy black mushroom	7
#263	glow-in-the-dark wristwatch	1
#120	goblin water	3
#135	gold tooth	3
#318	gold wedding ring	21
#66	golden ring	243
#159	good brain	227
#724	googly eye	18
#491	goth kid t-shirt	7
#223	grass blade	1
#194	grass hat	1
#188	grass skirt	1
#826	green gummi ingot	9
#25	green snowcone	675
#542	grue egg	48
#259	grungy flannel shirt	2
#271	guard turtle shell	6
#97	guy made of bee pollen	34
#184	half of a gold tooth	4
#255	hamethyst	30
#201	hamlet sandwich	7
#60	handful of Crotchety Pine needles	3
#70	handful of Laughing Willow bark	3
#1914	handful of confetti	18
#167	handful of honey	54
#242	handful of sand	79
#383	happiness	4
#404	harem girl t-shirt	2
#151	haunted battery	1
#250	heart of the volcano	29
#105	hemp candy necklace	6
#332	herbal stuffing	24
#204	high-energy mining laser	4
#181	honey stick	1
#161	hot plate	14
#351	iGoogly	72
#134	imitation nice watch	1
#91	immense cyborg hand	20
#110	imp unity ring	44
#22	incredibly creepy marionette	92
#149	ingot of seal-iron	1
#1177	ion grid	6
#920	iron pasta spoon	3
#721	irradiated candy cane	6
#699	jar of fermented pickle juice	1
#71	jaunty feather	12
#454	java cookie	2
#912	jerky coins	5
#181	jive turkey leg	7
#18	junk yard	15
#110	kamicorpse-ee	3
#451	killer rag doll	6
#74	killing feather	195
#2061	kite	1
#1424	kneecapping stick	3
#720	kumquartz	4
#96	laser-broiled pear	73
#839	lavender paisley oyster egg	4
#283	lavender plastic oyster egg	13
#26	lavender polka-dot oyster egg	65
#609	lavender striped oyster egg	4
#203	leftovers of indeterminate origin	12
#197	legitimate business on the beach	8
#1565	length of string	2
#588	licorice root	2
#116	liquid ice	3
#1135	loaded serum blowgun	3
#69	loadstone	21
#98	logging hatchet	1
#1188	logic synthesizer	5
#71	lollipop cufflinks	1
#593	lollipop stick	30
#456	longhaired hippy wig	1
#39	lucky Crimbo tiki necklace	3
#124	lucky rabbit's foot	39
#200	lump of diamond	17
#1431	macaroni duck	1
#1349	mad scientist's sock monkey	1
#1136	mafia aria	10
#1088	marionette	1
#1294	mauve paisley oyster egg	2
#1550	mauve plastic oyster egg	2
#1261	mauve polka-dot oyster egg	2
#471	mauve striped oyster egg	9
#509	milky potion	13
#422	monomolecular yo-yo	147
#479	murky potion	14
#88	mushroom fermenting solution	79
#55	mysterious silver lapel pin	34
#52	nanite-infested candy cane	331
#169	nanite-infested eggnog	25
#262	nanite-infested fruitcake	16
#222	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	18
#213	natty blue ascot	2
#85	neoprene skullcap	3
#169	non-aged vinegar	8
#224	not-a-pipe	1
#301	nut-shaped Crimbo cookie	4
#958	obsidian dagger	18
#354	ocarina of space	3
#1365	off-white paisley oyster egg	1
#494	off-white plastic oyster egg	10
#722	off-white polka-dot oyster egg	4
#1583	off-white striped oyster egg	1
#470	oily golden mushroom	1
#181	old coin purse	74
#175	old leather wallet	67
#722	old sweatpants	83
🥇	old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie	1
#261	oozenog	11
#525	orange glowstick	4
#157	orange peel hat	3
#27	orange snowcone	731
#865	oriole-feather headdress	1
#153	outrageous sombrero	1
#57	oversized fish scaler	39
#1028	oyster basket	3
#137	oyster egg balloon	1
#807	pack of KWE trading card	4
#190	pack of chewing gum	2
#799	pack of pogs	6
#160	packet of tofurkey gravy	1
#266	pail	48
#36	painting of a glass of wine	47
#741	palm frond	1
#116	pants of the Slug Lord	31
#92	papaya	531
#401	paranormal ricotta	1
#364	parasitic claw	1
#229	parasitic headgnawer	1
#235	parasitic strangleworm	1
#192	parasitic tentacles	1
#103	pat-a-cake pendant	11
#892	pearidot	1
#309	perl necklace	2
#291	pet rock	25
#147	petit 4.1	5
#88	petit fortran	6
#154	petrified time	3
#27	phase-tuned shield generator belt	1
#332	phish stick	3
#264	pie man was not meant to eat	5
#1205	pink glowstick	1
#682	pirate shirt	1
#339	pixellated candy heart	47
#53	plexiglass pants	4
#212	plexiglass pendant	1
#58	plexiglass pikestaff	5
#214	plexiglass pinky ring	1
#66	plexiglass pith helmet	4
#181	plexiglass pocketwatch	1
#135	polka-dot bow tie	4
#188	poltergeist-in-the-jar-o	4
#89	polyalloy shield	19
#215	pool cue	34
#68	popular tart	10
#149	pork elf goodies sack	52
#359	porquoise	21
#2223	possessed top	1
#280	poultrygeist	2
#744	powdered candy sushi set	2
#805	prehistoric spear	4
#1436	pretty flower	6
#205	prismatic wad	13
#529	puce paisley oyster egg	5
#1422	puce plastic oyster egg	2
#193	puce polka-dot oyster egg	17
#44	puce striped oyster egg	33
#179	punk rock jacket	3
#28	purple snowcone	809
#646	purple-frosted astral cupcake	1
#24	quantum nanopolymer spider web	16
#613	quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments	1
#205	radiation-resistant helmet	5
#416	radio button candy	2
#866	rag doll	2
#166	raisin	3
#1505	ravioli hat	1
#490	razor-tipped yo-yo	17
#663	really dense meat stack	9
#163	red ale	5
#780	red gummi ingot	11
#266	red paisley oyster egg	11
#181	red plastic oyster egg	21
#578	red polka-dot oyster egg	6
#20	red snowcone	783
#100	red striped oyster egg	21
#104	red-headed corpse	3
#81	red-hot boilermaker	3
#1299	rib of the Bonerdagon	1
#59	ridiculous belt	1
#115	ridiculous cocktail	12
#67	ring of Detect Boring Doors	16
#171	ring of half-assed regeneration	19
#39	ring of telling skeletons what to do	2
#441	roasted marshmallow	67
#1104	roboduck-on-a-string	1
#99	robotronic egg	223
#68	rodeo whiskey	6
#87	rogue swarmer	227
#142	rubber WWBD? bracelet	34
#153	rubber WWJD? bracelet	32
#147	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	33
#263	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	22
#232	ruby on canes	3
#595	rusty chain necklace	3
#848	rusty grave robbing shovel	1
#90	sawblade fragment	198
#229	sawblade shield	14
#104	scented massage oil	17
#206	sensitive poetry journal	2
#267	servo-assisted exo-pants	2
#148	severed flipper	1
#68	shady shades	1
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#1512	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	3
#607	tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	4
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#1546	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	3
#266	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
#2815	tiny plastic Black Knight	2
#1510	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	3
#42	tiny plastic Boris	1
#3081	tiny plastic Boss Bat	1
#517	tiny plastic Bugbear Captain	2
#945	tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	3
#8194	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	1
#220	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	1
#574	tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel	4
#1513	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	6
#1477	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	6
#585	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	6
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#2056	tiny plastic Felonia	2
#283	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
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#174	tiny plastic GORM-8	1
#88	tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	1
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#3879	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	1
#854	tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	4
#2767	tiny plastic Hellion	2
#1759	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	4
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#956	tiny plastic Norville Rogers	3
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#403	tiny plastic Queen Bee	6
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#767	tiny plastic Scott the Miner	5
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#1748	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	4
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#2061	tiny plastic The Man	2
#171	tiny plastic Toybot	1
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#592	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	6
#237	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	1
#860	tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	2
#2160	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	3
#302	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#4545	tiny plastic accordion thief	1
#110	tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	1
#234	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	6
#2859	tiny plastic angry bugbear	2
#8219	tiny plastic angry goat	1
#867	tiny plastic angry space marine	4
#1745	tiny plastic anime smiley	4
#243	tiny plastic animelf	1
#1755	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	4
#936	tiny plastic astronomer	8
#8257	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	1
#8131	tiny plastic barrrnacle	1
#1099	tiny plastic batbugbear	2
#2165	tiny plastic beanbat	3
#859	tiny plastic bee swarm	4
#1130	tiny plastic beebee gunners	2
#736	tiny plastic beebee queue	5
#804	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	6
#590	tiny plastic black ops bugbear	7
#954	tiny plastic blazing bat	3
#8180	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	1
#2201	tiny plastic blooper	3
#1768	tiny plastic brainsweeper	4
#1218	tiny plastic briefcase bat	6
#671	tiny plastic bugaboo	6
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#953	tiny plastic cavebugbear	3
#539	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	2
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#8225	tiny plastic coffee pixie	1
#264	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
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#2154	tiny plastic cubist bull	3
#1478	tiny plastic demoninja	5
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#2802	tiny plastic drunk goat	2
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#568	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	2
#2139	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	3
#2205	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	3
#1130	tiny plastic fire servant	1
#1245	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	6
#2152	tiny plastic fruit golem	3
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#2792	tiny plastic goth giant	2
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#2799	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	2
#4600	tiny plastic hermit	1
#8131	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	1
#751	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	5
#8073	tiny plastic killer bee	1
#1065	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	7
#8203	tiny plastic leprechaun	1
#8105	tiny plastic levitating potato	1
#1239	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	6
#860	tiny plastic moneybee	4
#8118	tiny plastic mosquito	1
#761	tiny plastic mumblebee	5
#579	tiny plastic mutant elf	2
#2156	tiny plastic ninja snowman	3
#4349	tiny plastic pastamancer	1
#418	tiny plastic peacannon	6
#8104	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	1
#4467	tiny plastic sauceror	1
#2802	tiny plastic scary clown	2
#4452	tiny plastic seal clubber	1
#102	tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	1
#1783	tiny plastic senile lihc	4
#203	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	6
#1737	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	4
#1127	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	1
#1723	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	4
#8228	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	1
#968	tiny plastic spooky vampire	8
#8164	tiny plastic stab bat	1
#8142	tiny plastic star starfish	1
#320	tiny plastic strand of DNA	3
#1417	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	6
#1083	tiny plastic taco cat	7
#225	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#685	tiny plastic the Free Man	3
#2154	tiny plastic topiary golem	3
#313	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#4484	tiny plastic turtle tamer	1
#1774	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	4
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#177	tiny plastic warbear fortress	1
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#1437	tiny plastic whitesnake	5
#1474	tiny plastic zmobie	5
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#418	tofurkey gravy	21
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#159	tofurkey nugget	1
#485	tomato daiquiri	2
#176	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	8
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#240	tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	4
#924	trilobite fossil	1
🥇	tropical Crimbo pressie	1
#244	tropical orchid	10
#599	tropical paperweight	1
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#135	tube of cranberry Go-Goo	2
#165	tube sock	3
#87	turtle wax shield	1
#138	unnamed cocktail	1
#238	unquiet spirits	1
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#70	unstable laser battery	193
#1354	untamable turtle	1
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#782	vampire duck-on-a-string	11
#439	vanilla-frosted king cake	3
#455	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	22
#171	very overdue library book	2
#69	vibrating cyborg knife	34
#1320	vinegar	7
#89	vitachoconutriment capsule	42
#35	warbear accoutrements chunk	147
#199	warbear energy bracers	1
#85	warbear foil hat	3
#217	warbear whosit	842
#100	weird gazelle steak	1
#317	wheel	11
#141	whiskey in a broken glass	13
#1158	white candy heart	1
#871	white chocolate and tomato pizza	1
#298	white hat hacker T-shirt	4
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#595	wool hat	1
#281	world's smallest violin	1
#1041	worthless knick-knack	1
#785	worthless trinket	1
#698	woven baling wire bracelets	1
#335	wreath of laurels	2
#132	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	6
#418	wrench bracelet	7
#181	yam candy	1
#439	yellow glowstick	3
#833	yellow gummi ingot	8
#1180	yellow paisley oyster egg	2
#367	yellow plastic oyster egg	16
#248	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	9
#1778	yellow snowcone	3
#421	yellow striped oyster egg	6
#840	yo	10
#1511	yo-yo	7
#39	zombie dinosaur egg	3
#557	zombie pineal gland	9

Wow, that's 46,990 items total!

what items are this player missing?