Museum :: liffe

liffe

Rank	Item	Quantity
🥇	Franken Stein	1
#111	"caramel" orange	19
#45	4-dimensional fez	5
#35	99.44% pure math	1
#247	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
#256	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#9	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	1
#239	A. W. O. L. commendation	26
🥈	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	1
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#164	Angry Farmer candy	1,086
#78	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	20
🥇	Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy	1
#4	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	78
#4	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	70
#6	Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury	69
🥉	Artist's Spatula of Despair	66
#5	Artist's Whisk of Misery	62
#437	Atomic Comic	1
#70	Atomic Pop	14
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#863	BGE merchandise order form	2
#363	BGE pocket calendar	2
#898	BGE shotglass	6
#454	BGE temporary tattoo	2
#956	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#81	BRAINS shorts	17
#29	BRICKO airship	1
#49	BRICKO bat	1
#393	BRICKO brick	11
#74	BRICKO bulwark	1
#22	BRICKO cathedral	1
#25	BRICKO egg	1
#47	BRICKO elephant	1
#19	BRICKO eye brick	5,047
#9	BRICKO gargantuchicken	2
#70	BRICKO hat	1
#33	BRICKO octopus	1
#60	BRICKO ooze	1
#49	BRICKO oyster	1
#64	BRICKO pants	1
#25	BRICKO pearl	11
#33	BRICKO pyramid	1
#39	BRICKO python	1
#105	BRICKO reactor	1
#70	BRICKO stud	7
#62	BRICKO sword	1
#55	BRICKO trunk	1
#62	BRICKO turtle	1
#19	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	1
#294	Baja sopapilla	1
#142	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	19
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#84	Bit O' Ectoplasm	36
#113	BitterSweetTarts	16
#48	BittyCar HotCar	1
#39	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#20	Blood 'n' Plenty	30
#243	Blood Light	17
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#16	Boltsmann ID badge	3
#196	Bone's Farm "wine"	10
🥇	Book of Old-Timey Carols	1
#61	Boss Drops	11
#135	Boulevardier cocktail	1
#50	Bruno's blessing of Mars	9
#1501	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#52	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	9
#67	C.H.U.M. knife	11
#1117	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#1054	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#1019	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#1008	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#1164	CRIMBCO mug	6
#1701	CRIMBCO scrip	5
#1127	CRIMBCO wine	5
#1223	CRIMBCOIDS mints	4
#371	CRIMBCOLOAF	7
#104	Carol of the Bulls	1
#104	Carol of the Hells	1
#101	Carol of the Thrills	1
#63	Caveman Dan's favorite rock	1
#51	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	1
#571	Chroner	1
#43	Chubby and Plump bar	1
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#71	Cocktails of the Age of Sail	1
#51	Cold Hots candy	1,068
#42	Comet Drop	3
#133	Corpse Island iced tea	38
#134	Crimbeau de toilette	1
#282	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	20
#42	Crimbo Carol tattoo kit	1
#45	Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit	1
#44	Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit	1
#350	Crimbo Credit	12
#93	Crimbo Factory surprise box	32
#1351	Crimbo candied pecan	1
#104	Crimbo candle	2
#107	Crimbo crystal shards	1
#48	Crimbo dinner	19
#51	Crimbo food scraps	229
#1381	Crimbo fudge	1
#1367	Crimbo peppermint bark	1
#419	Crimbo salad	3
🥈	Crimbo smile	1
#16	Crimbo stockings	1
#18	Crimbo train emergency brake	149
#18	Crimbo training manual	1
#238	Crimbo wreath	3
#88	Crimbolex watch	1
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#306	Crimbonium fuel rod	2
#60	Crimbosmopolitan	19
#4	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	1
🥈	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	1
#211	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	1
#224	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	1
#212	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	1
#220	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	1
#163	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	2
#217	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	1
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator	1
#45	Crimbow Rainbo	1
#126	Crimboysters Rockefeller	2
#58	Crimbuccaneer bombjacket	1
#28	Crimbuccaneer breeches	6
#99	Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	3
#57	Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating)	1
#48	Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)	4
#86	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	132
#49	Crimbuccaneer invasion map	2
#55	Crimbuccaneer lantern	1
#62	Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	11
#70	Crimbuccaneer nose ring	1
#187	Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	12
#90	Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack	1
#44	Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso	26
#47	Crimbuccaneer runebone	1
#123	Crimbuccaneer shirt	1
#82	Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss	1
#100	Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate	1
#34	Crimbuccaneer tavern swab	1
#49	Crimbuccaneer tricorn	3
🥇	Crimbuccaneer war standard	1
#132	Crimbuccaneer whale oil	1
#1805	Crimbuck	74
#31	Crimbylow-rise jeans	1
#100	D roll	138
#195	DNOTC Box	2
#42	Daffy Taffy	1,485
#64	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	6
#1538	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	1
#16	Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat	1
#31	Drizzlers™ Black Licorice	11
#34	Ecto-Cooler	30
#58	Effermint™ tablets	99
#93	Elf Army machine parts	25
#88	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts	1
🥈	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used)	1
#97	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion	1
🥉	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used)	1
#76	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping	1
🥉	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used)	1
#44	Elf Guard MPC	5,997
#50	Elf Guard SCUBA tank	1
#41	Elf Guard broom	1
#53	Elf Guard clipboard	1
#38	Elf Guard commandeering gloves	9
#21	Elf Guard eyedrops	26
#65	Elf Guard fuel tank	1
#63	Elf Guard hangover cure	1
#108	Elf Guard honor present	1
#30	Elf Guard hotpants	5
#70	Elf Guard insignia (general)	1
#53	Elf Guard insignia (private)	3
#47	Elf Guard mouthknife	5
#24	Elf Guard officer's sidearm	12
#31	Elf Guard patrol cap	5
#19	Elf Guard payroll bag	32
#56	Elf Guard red and white beret	1
#86	Elf Guard safety bear	1
#51	Elf Guard squirtgun	1
#81	Elf Guard strategic map	1
#81	Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo	1
#98	Elf Guard tinsel grenade	9
🥇	Elf Guard war standard	1
#16	Ellsbury's journal (used)	1
#45	Elvish delight	11
#38	Elvish underarmor	1
#56	Everlasting Deckswabber	14
#43	Eye and a Twist	1
#174	FDKOL commendation	4,014
#30	FDKOL fire hose	1
#193	FDKOL hotcakes	23
#118	Fantasma en la Máquina	28
#170	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	1
#38	Freddie's blessing of Mercury	13
#286	Friendliness Beverage	1
#126	Fudgie Roll	2
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#33	Gnollish pie server	75
#30	Gnollish slotted spoon	80
#548	Go-Wassail	28
#33	Good 'n' Slimy	11
#106	Gummi-DNA	14
#177	Gummi-Gnauga	18
#15	Gummy Brains	57
#27	Hand that Rocks the Ladle	2
#202	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	23
#46	Hersey™ SMOOCH	3
#92	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	1
🥉	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	1
#110	Hotwire™ brand candy rope	1
#60	How to Play Othello	10
#87	Inner Strength	4
#236	Inner Truth	2
#92	Inner Wisdom	4
#94	Jack-in-the-box	51
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#37	Jamaican coffee	11
#43	Kelflar vest	5
#32	Knob Goblin melon baller	174
#156	Knob Goblin spatula	123
#81	Knob Goblin tongs	251
#87	KoL Con 13 T-shirt	16
🥇	KoL Con X Treasure Map	1
🥇	LWA ring	1
#120	La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	24
#254	Lars the Cyberian	2
#94	Lil' Snowball Factory	1
#78	Lobos Mints	10
#1199	M-242	1
#37	Mer-kin cookiestove	187
#11	Mer-kin rocksalt	11
#25	Mer-kin rollpin	1
#179	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	11
#57	Milk Studs	239
#70	Mr. Mediocrebar	1,315
#50	My First Paycheck envelope	1
#58	Necbro wafers	19
#108	New Zealand iced tea	129
#250	Nightstalker perfume	9
#433	Now and Earlier	6
#304	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	4
#118	Othello's dagger	1
#98	Othello's handkerchief	1
#95	Othello's military jacket	1
#124	PEEZ dispenser	90
#90	Pain Dip	4
#292	Pasta Spoon of Peril	1
#86	PlexiPips	3
#35	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	22
#53	Rattlin' Chains	10
#128	Red Pill	3
#350	Red Rover BB gun	10
#147	Rock Pops	356
#61	Roman sadnals	7
#119	Rompedores de Fantasmas	26
#47	Saccharine Maple pendant	2
🥇	SalesCo sample kit	1
#26	Satan hat	1
#102	Saturday Night Special	2
#31	Senior Mints	10,048
#208	Silver Bullet beer	12
🥇	Size XI Wizard's Robe	1
#132	Spooky Surprise Egg	142
#19	Spring Bros. ID badge	3
#13	Spring Bros. solenoid	54
#8	Staff of Frozen Lard	1
#7	Staff of the Peppermint Twist	1
#13	Staff of the Woodfire	1
#142	Steal This Candy	18
#94	Strix stix	44
#283	Sugar Cog	9
#153	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
#59	Swedish coffee	1
#64	Sweet Sword	7
#82	Swizzler	202
#88	TI-9000 calculator	30
#438	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	7
#65	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	1,438
#96	The Cooler Out of Space	29
#87	The Encyclopedia of Fruit	1
🥉	The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used)	1
#493	The Joy of Wassailing	6
#72	The Landscaper's leafblower	1
#33	The Necbromancer's Hat	1
#28	The Necbromancer's Shorts	1
#38	The Necbromancer's Stein	1
#14	The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff	1
#85	The Necbronomicon	3
#4	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used)	1
🥈	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used)	1
#33	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3	1
🥈	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used)	1
#40	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5	1
#4	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used)	1
🥈	The Sagittarian's leisure pants	1
🥈	The Spirit of Giving (used)	1
#65	The Superconductor's CPU	1
🥇	Time Bandit Badge of Courage	1
#26	Time Bandit Time Towel	2
#16	Time Cape	1
#93	Trainbot autoassembly module	2
#60	Trainbot circuitry	61
#18	Trainbot harness	4
#46	Trainbot linkages	71
#77	Trainbot luggage hook	1
#31	Trainbot optics	113
#41	Trainbot plating	92
#40	Trainbot radar monocle	2
#33	Trainbot servomotors	117
#83	Trainbot slag	76
#40	Trainbot tubing	100
#149	Twelve Night Energy	1
#47	Twitching Television Tattoo	1
#51	Ultra Mega Sour Ball	1
#110	Ultrasoldier Serum	11
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
🥇	Uncle Crimbo's Sack	1
#29	Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves	1
#59	Uncle Hobo's highest bough	1
🥈	Underworld trunk	1
#83	Wax Flask	6
#56	Way More Tears™ pepper spray	150
#248	Wint-O-Fresh mint	61
#128	Wolfman Nardz	12
#584	Workytime Tea	2
#49	Yuleviathan necklace	1
#111	Yummy Tummy bean	2,159
#89	Z-Bone steak	32
🥈	a suspicious address	1
#158	abandoned candy	9
🥉	abyssal battle plans	1
#109	adhesive tape dolly	1
#45	alien drugs	78
#123	alien force field disruptor bean	5
#64	alien protein powder	3
#89	alien source code printout	4
#14	alien source code printout (used)	1
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#621	alphabet gum	1
#124	ammonite candy mold	1
#368	ammonite fossil	12
#49	ancient Elf dessert spoon	1
#22	ancient ice cream scoop	91
#2948	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	2
#38	anemoney clip	1
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary pewter cape	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#423	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	3
#60	antique Canadian lantern	3
#167	antique beer	1
#130	antique bottle opener	8
#52	antique nutcracker beard	1
#46	antique nutcracker boots	1
#45	antique nutcracker cape	1
#36	antique nutcracker drumstick	1
#32	antique nutcracker epaulets	1
#94	antique nutcracker figurine	3
#47	antique nutcracker hat	1
#45	antique nutcracker pants	1
#41	antique nutcracker sword	1
#44	antique nutcracker waistcoat	1
#251	antique painting of a landscape	3
#257	antique pair of blue jeans	3
#607	antique record album	3
#299	antique souvenir drawing	3
#74	asparagus knife	128
#35	automa-bot parts	1,045
#35	automatic wine thief	1
#77	baby rigging snake	1
#26	bacteria bisque	1
#82	bag of W&Ws	206
#364	bag of bones	3
#109	balanced antler	1
#821	ball	7
#76	ballpark hot daub	1
#251	banana supersucker	1
#199	bananagate	35
#93	bananarama bangle	1
#40	banjo kazoo mount	7
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#72	barnacle-encrusted sweater	1
#25	barrel-aged eggnog	1
#59	basic meat foon	1
#151	basic meat spork	1
#6	bastard baster	11
#1036	bath ball gift set	3
#720	battered Crimbo Crate	11
#76	beaver punch (cherry)	1
#77	beaver punch (papaya)	1
#92	beaver punch (peach)	1
#73	beavermouth	154
#49	beertini	51
#233	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	3
#690	beholed bedsheet	1
#123	belemnite candy mold	1
#335	belemnite fossil	14
#27	big glob of skin	9
#397	bindlestocking	6
#152	birdbone corset	1
#281	bite-me-red lipstick	64
#75	black BRICKO brick	1
#231	black Crimbo ball	1
#385	black paisley oyster egg	13
#411	black plastic oyster egg	12
#500	black polka-dot oyster egg	10
#92	black spot	9
#258	black striped oyster egg	19
#138	blank diary	1
#246	blank fudge mold	1
🥇	blank note	1
#469	blind-packed capsule toy	2
#118	blind-packed die-cast metal toy	140
#23	blob of Alphredo™	14
#214	blue grass	1
#1030	blue paisley oyster egg	4
#433	blue plastic oyster egg	11
#334	blue polka-dot oyster egg	12
#917	blue striped oyster egg	5
#136	blue tulip	1
#56	blunt icepick	1
#53	boiling seal blood	14
#269	bone chips	63
#277	bone meal	1
#76	bone spurs	1
#61	boneana hammock	1
#63	bonedanna	1
#5	booze drive button	1
#4	booze mailing list	1
#980	borg sock monkey	1
#183	borrowed time	1
#285	bottle of Blank-Out	44
#165	bottle of Crimbognac	1
#58	bottle of Goldschnöckered	1
#83	bottle of drinkin' gas	1
#24	boulder	253
#48	bowl full of jelly	1
#83	bowl of Jeal-O	89
#163	bowl of mernudo	1
#66	box of Dweebs	236
#99	boxed gumball machine	1
#255	bread line	4
#59	bread man	6
#124	bread pie	3
#321	breaded beer	2
#99	brilliant oyster egg	5
#467	brine	42
#70	broken BRICKO brick	1
#89	broken warbear gyrocopter	1
#24	bronze handcuffs	3
#59	brown pirate pants	1
#43	brown pixel	109
#290	buñuelos Jaliscos	1
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#1272	buckyball	2
#463	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	2
#193	cabooze	5
#489	can of Binarrrca	19
#1101	can of CRIMBCOLA	4
#11	can of depilatory cream	26
#52	can of mixed everything	3
#20	can opener	1
#440	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	21
#145	can-you-dig-it?	1
#27	candied almond	3
#301	candied bolts	5
#258	candied kobold	12
#50	candied lime	3
#287	candied nuts	5
#380	candied yams	24
#19	candy UFOs	12
#201	candy brain	20
#215	candy cane	175
#20	candy cigarette	132
#6	candy drive button	1
#119	candy harmonica	5
#1063	candy kneecapping stick	3
#1030	candy knuckles	3
🥈	candy mailing list	1
#75	candy skeleton	15
#552	candy stake	11
#18	cannonbomb	41
#51	canteen of eggnog	1
#85	carnivorous potted plant	1
#285	carob chunk noodles	6
#53	carton of rotten eggs	150
#802	cement sandals	1
#42	centurion helmet	2
#190	chainsaw chain	3
#266	chakra sludge	1
#45	charisma potion	12
#109	cheerful Crimbo sweater	1
#87	cheerful antler hat	1
#86	cheerful pajama pants	1
#54	chest of "pirate gold"	1
#50	children of the candy corn	12
#299	choco-Crimbot	1
#29	chocolate "Phoenix"	3
#25	chocolate Ogre Chieftain	3
#28	chocolate Spider Queen	3
#430	chocolate cigar	3
#47	chocolate covered ping-pong ball	1
#141	chocolate disco ball	5
#206	chocolate filthy lucre	33
#52	chocolate pasta spoon	44
#131	chocolate saucepan	5
#164	chocolate seal-clubbing club	2
#134	chocolate stolen accordion	4
#168	chocolate turtle totem	2
#250	chocolate-covered scarab beetle	9
#101	chocomotive	7
#143	chopsticks	37
#337	chorizo brownies	5
#28	ciliophora chowder	1
#45	cinnamon machine oil	309
#662	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	3
#130	clear Russian	2
#22	clerical automa-core	4
#192	cloning kit	1
#30	cold seal sweat	46
#5	collection of tiny spooky objects	963
#169	communal gobstopper	5
#194	concentrated fish broth	1
#313	cookie cookie	3
#38	corn holder	78
#143	corned beet	1
#123	corpse on the beach	40
#217	corpsebite	1
#124	corpsedriver	37
#155	corpsetini	33
#18	corrupted bird DNA	2
🥇	cozy scarf	1
#218	cranberry margarita (brackish)	1
#63	cranberry schnapps	6
#29	cream of chloroplasts	1
#33	crotchety pants	2
#34	crude crudités	11
#43	crumbling rat skull	18
#127	crystal Crimbo goblet	1
#118	crystal Crimbo platter	1
#402	crystalline cheer	36
#6	crystalline reamer	11
#7	crystalline seal eye	3
#130	cursed scrunchie	10
#1826	cyborg stompin' boot	1
#78	cylindrical mold	53
#27	daub-breaker	11
#54	deactivated mini-Trainbot	4
#384	deluxe fax machine	1
#22	dented spoon	255
#41	depleted Crimbonium football helmet	10
🥇	detour shield	1
#86	dill	315
#58	diluted makeup	20
#75	discarded swimming trunks	3
#108	disco horoscope (Aquarius)	12
#102	disco horoscope (Aries)	13
#92	disco horoscope (Cancer)	15
#84	disco horoscope (Capricorn)	18
#62	disco horoscope (Gemini)	20
#111	disco horoscope (Leo)	12
#109	disco horoscope (Libra)	13
#66	disco horoscope (Pisces)	19
#67	disco horoscope (Sagittarius)	22
#73	disco horoscope (Scorpio)	19
#84	disco horoscope (Taurus)	16
#87	disco horoscope (Virgo)	15
#71	discocktail	118
#97	dog ointment	1
#406	donated booze	9
#293	donated candy	23
#261	donated food	30
#35	double-ice gum	13
#25	dove DNA	1
#56	dregs of a Crimbo cocktail	209
#131	drive-thru burger	1
#88	droll monocle	15
#56	droopy doll eye	7
#135	drop of water-37	100
#33	droppable microphone	3
#148	drum of pomade	10
#55	dubious peppermint	13
#1476	duck-on-a-string	1
#32	duct tape	1,311
#949	dusty Crimbo crate	7
#1069	dwarf bread	2
#117	ear poison	22
#39	eggbeater	23
#190	eggwater	3
#31	elbow soup	1
#36	elderly jawbreaker	11
#44	electric pants	11
#548	electrical thingamabob	1
#1811	elven limbos gingerbread	1
#478	elven cellocello	31
#1586	elven moonshine	1
#793	elven suicide capsule	23
#44	enchanted fire extinguisher	1
#195	ert grey goo ring	1
#27	essential cameraderie	7
#83	essential soy	1
#48	essential tofu	4
🥈	experimental carbon fiber pasta additive	1
#23	extra-see-thru nightie	22
#50	extremely confusing manual	7
#212	extremely skinny jeans	4
#1009	fake plastic grass	1
#377	fancy canapés	1
#411	fancy chocolate car	7
#831	fancy dress ball	12
#18	fat bottom quark	273
#2007	felt	2
#46	festive egg sac	4
#1426	festive holiday hat	1
#686	festive sausage	2
#22	fetid feather	531
#164	fiery wing	43
#65	filthy pestle	66
#82	fireman's helmet	1
#188	fishelada	1
#5	flagellate flagon	1
#35	flagellate soup	1
#25	flaming feather	592
#294	flan del mar	1
#21	flapper floppers	1
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#134	tiny plastic batbugbear	27
#1761	tiny plastic beanbat	4
#325	tiny plastic bee swarm	13
#165	tiny plastic beebee gunners	24
#175	tiny plastic beebee queue	23
#4477	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	1
#119	tiny plastic black ops bugbear	30
#154	tiny plastic blazing bat	25
#1813	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	10
#2794	tiny plastic blooper	2
#2217	tiny plastic brainsweeper	3
#2766	tiny plastic briefcase bat	2
#257	tiny plastic bugaboo	17
#187	tiny plastic buzzerker	22
#39	tiny plastic caboose	1
#279	tiny plastic cavebugbear	16
#38	tiny plastic chem lab	1
#37	tiny plastic coal car	1
#1813	tiny plastic cocoabo	10
#2472	tiny plastic coffee pixie	7
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#2096	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	2
#3911	tiny plastic cubist bull	1
#2768	tiny plastic demoninja	2
#36	tiny plastic dining car	1
#1824	tiny plastic disco bandit	3
#52	tiny plastic dolphin "orphan"	1
#2800	tiny plastic drunk goat	2
#100	tiny plastic exo-suited miner	1
#427	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#1738	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	4
#1788	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	4
#170	tiny plastic fire servant	13
#2183	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	3
#37	tiny plastic food lab	1
#71	tiny plastic four-shadowed mime	1
#3922	tiny plastic fruit golem	1
#2534	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	7
#2248	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	8
#2878	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	6
#2135	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	3
#1475	tiny plastic goth giant	5
#924	tiny plastic grue	19
#2794	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	2
#2706	tiny plastic hermit	2
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#3972	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	4
#246	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	17
#1965	tiny plastic killer bee	9
#2824	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	2
#1640	tiny plastic leprechaun	11
#2240	tiny plastic levitating potato	8
#1758	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	4
#37	tiny plastic locomotive	1
#138	tiny plastic moneybee	29
#2007	tiny plastic mosquito	9
#46	tiny plastic multi-level marketer	1
#108	tiny plastic mumblebee	34
#3995	tiny plastic ninja snowman	1
#39	tiny plastic nog lab	1
#57	tiny plastic orphan	1
#39	tiny plastic passenger car	1
#2601	tiny plastic pastamancer	2
#127	tiny plastic peacannon	16
#39	tiny plastic primary lab	1
#58	tiny plastic reindeer	1
#2494	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	7
#2642	tiny plastic sauceror	2
#2796	tiny plastic scary clown	2
#45	tiny plastic sea elf	1
#4452	tiny plastic seal clubber	1
#101	tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	1
#1217	tiny plastic senile lihc	6
#2817	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	2
#188	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	12
#2764	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	2
#2560	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	7
#1463	tiny plastic spooky vampire	5
#2237	tiny plastic stab bat	8
#1386	tiny plastic star starfish	13
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#4036	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	1
#2764	tiny plastic taco cat	2
#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#192	tiny plastic the Free Man	12
#2152	tiny plastic topiary golem	3
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#4481	tiny plastic turtle tamer	1
#2193	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	3
#192	tiny plastic warbear	1
#178	tiny plastic warbear fortress	1
#2122	tiny plastic warwelf	3
#2107	tiny plastic whitesnake	3
#53	tiny plastic wild beaver	1
#52	tiny plastic yuleviathan	1
#1766	tiny plastic zmobie	4
#265	tisket	1
#265	toe jam	1
#441	tofurkey gravy	20
#394	tofurkey leg	22
#33	tomato daiquiri	45
#1404	tooth	1
#901	top	5
#215	tourmalime	34
#46	tourmalime tourniquet	2
#2400	toy crazy train	1
#899	toy deathbot	1
#428	traditional Crimbo cookie	1
#269	traffic jam	1
#1488	tree-eating kite	11
#1157	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	2
#18	trick coin	11
#139	trilobite candy mold	1
#425	trilobite fossil	10
#10	trout fang	46
#24	turkey blaster	1
#25	twitching space egg	1
#134	twitching time capsule	2
#10	twitching trigger finger	6
#297	unearthed potsherd	9
#32	unevolved organism	1
#76	unidentifiable dried fruit	1
#84	unidentified drink	46
#65	universal biscuit	39
#47	unquiet spirits	47
#95	unsanitized scalpel	2
#72	unused soap	36
#29	unused walkie-talkie	36
#1908	useless powder	1
#2525	vampire duck-on-a-string	1
#4	vampire glitter	97
#66	vampire pellet	7
#123	vinegar	281
#79	viral DNA	38
#164	volcanic ash	43
#225	wad of cotton	14
🥇	wand of fudge control	1
#196	war tongs	13
#188	warbear LP-ROM burner	1
#227	warbear accoutrements chunk	16
#186	warbear auto-anvil	1
#64	warbear badge	3
#75	warbear battery	31
#165	warbear bearserker mead	1
#138	warbear bearserker potion	10
#320	warbear beeping telegram	3
#169	warbear blizzard mead	1
#292	warbear breakfast machine assembler	1
#188	warbear chemistry lab	1
#306	warbear drone assembler	1
#149	warbear empathy chip	4
#20	warbear empathy chip (used)	1
#199	warbear energy bracers	1
#196	warbear exhaust manifold	1
#188	warbear exo-arm	1
#19	warbear feasting bread	32
#46	warbear feasting mead	15
#210	warbear foil hat	1
#164	warbear gyro	1
#383	warbear gyrocopter	1
#266	warbear helm fragment	9
#192	warbear high-efficiency still	1
🥈	warbear hoverbelt	1
#190	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	6
#169	warbear induction oven	1
#179	warbear jackhammer drill press	1
#199	warbear laser beacon	1
#355	warbear metalworking primer	2
#44	warbear metalworking primer (used)	1
#160	warbear officer requisition box	2
#198	warbear oil pan	1
#142	warbear procedural hilarity drone	9
#203	warbear requisition box	17
#234	warbear robo-camouflage unit	5
#108	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	11
#156	warbear thermoregulator bread	1
#261	warbear trouser fragment	9
#50	warbear wardance potion	40
#133	warbear warrior bread	1
#568	warbear whosit	11
#474	water wings	1
#50	waterlogged cloth	29
#151	waterlogged crate	1
#55	waterlogged leather	26
#48	waterlogged metal	30
#60	waterlogged stuffing	23
#16	waterlogged wood	28
#48	wet tack	1
#8	wet venom duct	80
#20	whale cerebrospinal fluid	39
#60	whalecake	1
#38	whalegun	1
#114	whalesteak	1
#206	whisker pencil	42
#37	whiskey in a broken glass	79
#205	white Crimbo ball	1
#28	white arm towel	1
#259	white chocolate and tomato pizza	9
#25	white earbuds	1
#89	white tulip	3
#26	willowy bonnet	2
#7	wine-soaked bone chips	83
#615	witch hat	1
#949	wolfman mask	2
#744	wooden block	3
#22	wooden spoon	1
#36	wooly loincloth	1
#4	world's most unappetizing beverage	64
#32	yabba dabba doo rag	1
#229	yellow drunki-bear	1
#218	yellow gummi ingot	155
#148	yellow paisley oyster egg	16
#367	yellow plastic oyster egg	16
#105	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	17
#1780	yo-yo	4
#37	yule grog	1
#165	yule gruel	2
#65	yule hatchet	8

Wow, that's 75,781 items total!

what items are this player missing?