Museum :: Jared

Jared_Allen

Rank	Item	Quantity
#773	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#1437	1-ball	1
#1427	2-ball	1
#1455	3-ball	1
#1474	4-ball	1
#1436	5-ball	1
#1426	6-ball	1
#417	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	6
#1486	7-ball	1
#2244	8-ball	1
#74	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	3
#1616	Angry Farmer candy	7
#232	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#336	Asleep in the Cemetery	5
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#388	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	3
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#483	Black No. 2	7
#224	Blizzards I Have Died In	4
#20	Boris's Helm	1
#925	Boris's ring	1
#639	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	6
#310	C.H.U.M. knife	3
#82	C.H.U.M. lantern	2
#2424	CRIMBCOLOAF	1
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#175	Chester's cutoffs	1
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#145	Chorale of Companionship	1
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#1448	Cloaca grenade	3
#1488	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#1037	Cold Hots candy	2
#1850	Corpse Island iced tea	1
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#1527	Crimboween memo	5
#4249	Crown of the Goblin King	1
#1522	Daffy Taffy	8
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
#532	Deactivated O. A. F.	1
#211	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	1
#1938	Dolphin King's crown	1
#547	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	9
#1494	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#343	Dramatic™ range	3
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#92	Earring of Fire	1
#137	Eau de Guaneau	4
#1467	Elder Turtle Shell	2
#1007	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	1
#1688	Feynman gate	1
#214	Frogade	1
#64	Frosty's carrot	2
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
#214	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#248	Fudgie Roll	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#777	Galapagosian Cuisses	1
#787	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	1
#185	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#789	Gnollish flyswatter	1
#683	Go-Wassail	15
#613	Hell ramen	1
#88	Hodgman's almanac	1
#488	Hodgman's blanket	2
#73	Hodgman's garbage sticker	1
#125	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	1
#409	Hollandaise helmet	2
#28	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	2
#209	Inndya trading card	1
#1203	Instant Karma	1
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#461	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	15
#837	Kissin' Cousins	1
#227	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
#990	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
#995	Knob Goblin elite pants	1
#1014	Knob Goblin firecracker	3
#780	Knob Goblin harem pants	2
#800	Knob Goblin harem veil	2
#445	Knob Goblin love potion	20
#459	Knob Goblin melon baller	2
#1046	Knob Goblin pants	1
#1058	Knob Goblin scimitar	1
#344	Knob Goblin seltzer	39
#485	Knob Goblin steroids	12
#341	Knob Goblin superseltzer	14
#1117	Knob Goblin tongs	1
#892	Knob Goblin visor	1
#646	Knob sausage	1
#136	Knob stir-fry	1
#351	Knob stuffed shells	1
#333	Knoll shroomkabob	3
#3897	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	1
#542	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	10
#723	Lucky Surprise Egg	1
#1199	M-242	1
#1112	Mad Train wine	19
#593	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	12
#347	Marquis de Poivre soda	6
#851	Maxing, Relaxing	1
#403	Meat detector	1
#561	Meleegra™ pills	12
#536	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	6
#913	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	6
#2245	Mob Penguin cellular phone	1
#370	Mohawk wig	23
#231	Morbidda trading card	1
#758	Mountain Stream soda	6
#597	Mr. Joe's bangles	1
#2452	Mr. Mediocrebar	3
#72	Mudflap-Girl Earring	1
#65	Mudflap-Girl Necklace	1
#83	Nayztameetjoo trading card	2
#86	Nose Ring of Putrescence	1
#423	Oil of Parrrlay	2
#216	Ol' Scratch's ash can	1
#196	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	1
#93	Ol' Scratch's stove door	1
#187	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
#519	Orcish baseball cap	4
#483	Orcish cargo shorts	4
#281	Orcish frat-paddle	10
#100	Oscus's flypaper pants	1
#53	Oscus's pelt	2
#66	Pendant of Fire	1
#618	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	1
#780	Pine-Fresh air freshener	1
#233	Poison Oak trading card	1
#67	Prelude of Precision	2
#188	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	2
#35	Princess Rutabaga trading card	4
#63	Putrid Pendant	1
#470	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	1
#940	Ram's Face Lager	1
#422	Regular Cloaca Cola	1
#100	Ring of Fire	1
#100	Ring of the Sewer Snake	1
#2522	Rock Pops	2
#647	Rock and Roll Legend	1
#204	Roo trading card	1
#114	Russian Ice	1
#1076	Safari Jack's moustache	1
#357	Sensual Massage for Creeps	4
#210	Serenity trading card	1
#262	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	3
#1109	Spam Witch sammich	1
#101	Spooky Surprise Egg	176
#629	Summer Nights	2
#736	Supernova Champagne	1
#506	Swabbie™ swab	1
#592	Tales from the Fireside	2
#1954	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	1
#852	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	1
#217	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	1
#44	The Legendary Beat	1
#101	The Ring	1
#207	The Snake trading card	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#216	Thorny Toad trading card	1
🥇	Tickle-Me Emilio	1
#574	Tiki lighter	1
#562	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	1
#613	Travels with Jerry	2
#319	Trivial Avocations Card: What?	1
#320	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	1
🥇	Trivial Avocations board game	1
#158	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#161	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#306	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	5
#508	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	20
#36	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	97
🥈	Underworld acorn	1
#12	Underworld truncheon	1
#72	Unspeakable Earring	1
#228	Vaso De Agua trading card	1
#1286	Wand of Nagamar	1
#650	Wint-O-Fresh mint	15
#227	Woldo trading card	1
#2361	Yummy Tummy bean	15
#181	Zombo's grievous greaves	1
#187	Zombo's shield	1
#85	Zombo's skull ring	1
#191	Zombo's skullcap	1
#917	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	1
#706	a little sump'm sump'm	1
#801	acid-squirting flower	2
#1006	acoustic guitarrr	1
#512	adder bladder	7
#139	aerated diving helmet	1
#705	all-purpose cleaner	1
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#1018	ammonite fossil	1
#561	amulet of extreme plot significance	17
#521	ancient frozen dinner	2
#1652	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	4
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
#847	annoying pitchfork	2
#130	anticheese	102
#375	antique bottle of cough syrup	1
#886	antique greaves	1
#730	antique hand mirror	1
#278	antique record album	10
#318	armgun	5
#997	asbestos ore	2
#1079	asparagus knife	1
#220	asshat	10
#658	astronaut pants	11
#848	atomic vector plotter	2
#106	automatic catapult	1
#1396	awful poetry journal	9
#278	bätzle	2
#900	baby killer bee	8
#7429	badass belt	1
#430	balaclava	1
#899	ball	6
#629	ballroom blintz	1
#259	bananagate	27
#420	bar skin	23
#458	barbed-wire fence	9
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#367	barskin hat	1
#280	baseball	19
#718	bat guano	4
#463	bat wing	21
#497	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	4
#628	batgut	20
#993	battered Crimbo Crate	6
#227	battered hubcap	1
#680	beach glass bead	1
#293	bed of coals	3
#472	beer lens	3
#690	beholed bedsheet	1
#79	beige clambroth marble	1
#859	belemnite fossil	2
#1022	bi-lateral logic compressor	1
#116	big bundle of chamoix	2
#611	big red clown nose	6
#238	bird rib	5
#551	bit-o-cactus	2
#589	black & tan	1
#370	black greaves	5
#304	black helmet	7
#380	black picnic basket	2
#1047	black pixel	1
#399	black shield	4
#661	black snake skin	3
#436	black sword	4
#422	blackberry	13
#246	blank fudge mold	1
#158	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	35
#1035	bloody beer	1
#726	bloody clown pants	3
#621	bloody mary	1
#1081	blue pixel	7
#75	blue raspberry troll doll	1
#1835	blue striped oyster egg	2
#459	blueberry-frosted king cake	2
#94	blundarrrbus	6
#61	bobble-hip hula elf doll	2
#180	boilermaker	2
#665	bone rattle	1
#63	booty chest charrrm bracelet	2
#338	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	14
#624	bottle of Pinot Renoir	1
#563	bottle of alcohol	2
#670	bottle of antifreeze	1
#538	bottle of bubbles	10
#506	bottle of gin	28
#5026	bottle of goofballs	1
#217	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	2
#1217	bottle of rum	6
#202	bottle of sewage schnapps	37
#748	bottle of tequila	13
#332	bottle of ultravitamins	1
#666	bottle of vodka	12
#763	bottle of whiskey	20
#544	bottle opener belt buckle	1
#240	boulder	7
#38	bounty-hunting helmet	1
#32	bounty-hunting pants	1
#38	bounty-hunting rifle	1
#771	bouquet of circular saw blades	1
#931	bowl of cottage cheese	4
#296	bowl of fishysoisse	3
#439	box	22
#494	boxed wine	33
#148	brass stinger	4
#648	briefcase	2
#468	broken skull	32
#623	broken sword	1
#247	brown crock marble	1
#616	bubblewrap ore	1
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#592	buckyball	8
#792	bugbear beanie	3
#706	bugbear bungguard	4
#339	bum cheek	53
#155	bumblebee marble	1
#227	bunch of square grapes	18
#375	buoybottoms	1
#539	cactus fruit	1
#437	calle de miel	2
#840	can of Red Minotaur	2
#555	can of Swiller	1
#131	can of depilatory cream	1
#957	can of spinach	1
#37	can of starch	6
#1977	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	3
#145	can-you-dig-it?	1
#1141	candied kobold	1
#2360	candied yams	2
#2438	candy cane	8
#1063	candy kneecapping stick	3
#270	candy knuckles	7
#3108	candy stake	2
#1279	canteen of wine	8
#1758	capacitor relay	1
#1811	carbon nanotube frame	1
#548	carbonated water lily	2
#450	cardboard wakizashi	3
#526	carob chunk cookies	2
#376	carob chunk noodles	4
#109	carob chunks	99
#518	casino pass	4
#546	catgut	7
#508	cement sandals	2
#689	centipede eggs	1
#1121	chaos butterfly	24
#1344	cheap elven gloves	1
#1660	cheap toaster	1
#1061	chef's hat	1
#160	cherry pie	4
#527	chintzy turtle brooch	1
#288	chocolate spurs	2
#939	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	1
#537	chopsticks	4
#301	chorizo brownies	6
#388	chorizo taco	8
#254	chrome helmet turtle	1
#870	chrome ore	2
#523	chrome sword	1
#616	clay peace-sign bead	1
#652	clown shoes	2
#585	clown skin	5
#115	clown whip	1
#185	clown wig	1
#111	clownskin buckler	1
#1154	club necklace	6
#118	club of the five seasons	1
#494	cocktail napkin	3
#415	cocoa egg	24
#8	cocoa eggshell fragment	14,469
#249	coconut shell	236
#868	cog	8
#623	cold ninja mask	2
#252	collection of tiny spooky objects	6
#529	comfy coffin	2
#1056	computronic processing unit	1
#217	concentrated garbage juice	4
#486	concentrated magicalness pill	2
#653	cool whip	2
#568	corncob pipe	1
#849	cornuthaum	1
#1822	corpse on the beach	1
#1811	corpsetini	1
#1066	cranberries	3
#569	cream stout	1
#540	creamsicle	1
#114	crowbar	2
#706	crowbarrr	1
#198	crown-shaped beanie	1
#523	cruelty-free wine	1
#458	cup of primitive beer	1
#320	cursed bottle of black-label rum	3
#585	dance card	1
#1292	dead guy's watch	1
#323	deadly lampshade	3
#176	decaying goldfish liver	47
#618	deck of tropical cards	1
#809	decorative fountain	1
#605	dehydrated caviar	2
#93	demon buckler	1
#158	demonskin trousers	1
#1072	dense meat stack	3
#220	deodorant	13
#642	desiccated apricot	2
#3285	diamond necklace	1
#269	dirty hobo gloves	97
#532	disbelief suspenders	1
#1361	disco ball	5
#1416	disco mask	3
#608	disease	10
#670	disembodied brain	2
#582	distilled fortified wine	3
#1057	disturbing fanfic	28
#502	divine noisemaker	2
#599	doll house	8
#772	dollhive	8
#813	drab sonata	1
#516	dried face	4
#266	dry martini	1
#982	dry noodles	4
#213	dry vodka martini	1
#1979	drywall axe	1
#355	ducha de oro	3
#270	dungeoneer's dungarees	4
#370	dusty Crimbo crate	30
#1069	dwarf bread	2
#425	dwarvish magazine	1
#611	eXtreme mittens	3
#670	eXtreme scarf	2
#1436	eggnog	7
#1589	elven limbos gingerbread	2
#1262	elven cellocello	16
#1393	elven moonshine	2
#1136	elven socks	2
#304	elven squeeze	1
#946	elven suicide capsule	20
#442	enchanted barbell	2
#1391	evil googly eye	1
#2680	evil teddy bear	1
#58	evil teddy bear sewing kit	5
#436	extra-spicy bloody mary	2
#445	eye of newt	17
#402	eye-pod	1
#907	eyepatch	2
#1946	facsimile dictionary	1
#761	fake blood	1
#761	fancy but probably evil chocolate	8
#411	fancy chocolate car	7
#1589	fancy dress ball	4
#205	fat bottom quark	8
#449	fat stacks of cash	17
#297	fermenting powder	6
#968	festive holiday hat	3
#634	filth-encrusted futon	1
#269	filthy corduroys	29
#236	filthy knitted dread sack	37
#184	filthy pestle	17
#880	fine wine	1
#1763	fire	1
#92	fish scimitar	1
#339	flamin' bindle	2
#905	flaregun	1
#351	foam noodle	2
#536	foolscap fool's cap	3
#170	fortune cookie	18
#234	freezin' bindle	3
#285	frigid air mattress	3
#540	frigid fudgepuck	3
#550	frigid ninja stars	38
#544	frilly skirt	4
#173	frozen banquet	13
#427	frozen nunchaku	5
#1786	fruitcake	6
#132	fruity girl swill	1
#377	fudge bunny	1
#500	fudge lily	7
#62	fudge pocket square	1
#258	fudge spork	1
#395	fudgecule	3,174
#1097	furry fur	10
#427	furry pants	1
#604	fuzzbump	1
#204	gator skin	43
#188	gatorskin umbrella	1
#982	ghuol ears	1
#1173	ghuol egg	2
#297	ghuol egg quiche	5
#751	ghuol guolash	4
#1640	giant discarded bottlecap	1
#2409	giant discarded plastic fork	1
#398	giant glass of brandy	1
#642	giant moxie weed	1
#597	giant needle	31
#2535	giant pinky ring	1
#1653	gingerbread bugbear	9
#1069	gingerbread horror	6
#608	gingerbread house	1
#182	gingerbread mutant bugbear	17
#396	glass of goat's milk	21
#225	glow-in-the-dark dart gun	1
#152	glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub	1
#639	glowing red eye	10
#600	gnauga hide	3
#550	goat beard	5
#471	goat cheese	22
#583	goat cheese pizza	6
#828	grapes	1
#985	gray bow tie	4
#1910	green beer	1
#852	green gummi ingot	7
#278	green peawee marble	1
#964	green pixel	8
#743	green snowcone	2
#547	grog	1
#70	groovy prism necklace	1
#972	grouchy restless spirit	1
#632	grumpy old man charrrm	1
#103	grumpy old man charrrm bracelet	1
#436	guano coffee cup	2
#276	guard turtle collar	1
#271	guard turtle shell	6
#871	guitar pick	1
#513	gyroscope	5
#102	hair of the calf	2
#215	hamethyst bracelet	1
#782	handful of sand	3
#631	handful of sawdust	1
#400	handsomeness potion	3
#506	happiness	2
#150	hardened slime hat	1
#324	headhunter necktie	1
#3382	heart necklace	1
🥇	heart of dark chocolate	1
#1680	heart of the volcano	1
#777	heavy D	17
#455	heavy metal sonata	1
#1094	helmet turtle	13
#350	hemp string	32
#965	herb brownies	4
#1742	herbal stuffing	3
#310	herbs	83
#605	hermit permit	1
#745	herringcello	24
#1110	high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	1
#125	hippopotamus pants	1
#550	hippy medical kit	1
#578	hippy protest button	1
🥉	hobo code binder	1
#247	hobo nickel	1,191
#204	hopping socks	1
#433	horizontal tango	1
#268	hot hi mein	1
#1286	hot wing	1
#1026	hyperbolic plasma focuser	1
#729	hypodermic needle	1
#876	ice-cold Sir Schlitz	46
#1602	ice-cold Willer	1
#621	ice-cold fotie	20
#219	icy katana hilt	20
#426	icy-hot katana	1
#2350	immense cyborg hand	1
#957	incredibly creepy marionette	2
#577	inflatable duck	1
#1600	ion grid	2
#1080	ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	1
#544	irate sombrero	2
#148	irradiated candy cane	23
#808	jabañero-flavored chewing gum	5
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#405	jar of squeeze	2
#1453	jawbruiser	2
#742	jerky coins	13
#55	jet bennie marble	2
#444	jug-o-magicalness	2
#910	ketchup hound	1
#883	killer rag doll	2
#1898	kneecapping stick	1
#1241	knuckle sandwich	5
#377	kumquartz	16
#326	large box	13
#78	large cocoa eggshell fragment	20
#284	lead necklace	36
#492	left half of a heart necklace	1
#957	lemon	7
#109	lemonade marble	2
#731	lewd playing card	2
#1830	licorice garrote	1
#253	licorice root	26
#912	lihc eye	2
#373	lihc eye pie	5
#796	lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	5
#387	line	130
#570	linoleum ore	5
#163	lion oil	8
#162	live wire	5
#1726	logic synthesizer	1
#245	lollipop stick	293
#398	long pork	2
#504	long skinny balloon	10
#454	longhaired hippy wig	1
#816	loose teeth	27
#377	los chinos	1
#124	lotion of coldness	7
#135	lotion of hotness	7
#129	lotion of sleaziness	7
#127	lotion of spookiness	7
#118	lotion of stench	7
#563	lucky bottlecap	1
#1622	lucky rabbit's foot	2
#230	lumbering jack	1
#201	lump of coal	2
#938	mad scientist's sock monkey	2
#121	magic lamp	8
#683	magicalness-in-a-can	1
#387	magnifying glass	1
#750	many-eyed glasses	1
#834	maple syrup	1
#264	margarita	6
#420	mariachi G-string	5
#367	mariachi hat	3
#1070	mariachi pants	3
#665	martini	1
#773	marzipan skull	8
#549	meat from yesterday	2
#629	meat paste	15
#118	meatcar model	5
#210	meatsmithing guide	1
#132	meatspout staff	1
#348	melted Jell-o shot	3
#856	metallic A	9
#249	mime soul fragment	12
#332	mind flayer corpse	36
#407	miner's helmet	6
#378	miner's pants	6
#108	misfit dolly	1
#502	monkey wrench	1
#364	moonglasses	1
#210	moxie weed	113
#152	muculent machete	1
#458	mullet wig	2
#460	mummy costume	12
#88	mushroom pizza	35
#742	mylar scout drone	6
#3218	nanite-infested eggnog	1
#135	necklace chain	33
#870	night-vision goggles	2
#858	ninja hot pants	1
#380	ninja mop	4
#125	nurse's hat	1
#3383	obsidian dagger	1
#266	ocean motion	6
#593	old leather wallet	2
#28	old soft shoes	1
#2062	old sweatpants	2
#257	old-fashioned	1
#796	olive	1
#129	oozenog	20
#435	orange peel hat	1
#819	original G	12
#366	oversized pizza cutter	16
#1889	oyster basket	1
#1557	pack of KWE trading card	1
#257	pack of chewing gum	1
#608	pack of pogs	22
#766	pail	11
#56	painted shield	1
#400	pair of bolt cutters	7
#319	pair of ragged claws	1
#73	palm-frond toupee	8
#109	pants kit	6
#1584	pants of the Slug Lord	1
#528	papaya sling	1
#372	papaya taco	3
#363	parasitic claw	1
#228	parasitic headgnawer	1
#233	parasitic strangleworm	1
#189	parasitic tentacles	1
#806	party hat	1
#894	passable elf mask	6
#1222	pasta spoon	4
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#248	tube of hair oil	1
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#99	twitching claw	32
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#801	yellow gummi ingot	10
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#1622	yeti fur	3
#929	yo	9

Wow, that's 30,033 items total!

what items are this player missing?