Museum :: demonizer

demonizer

Rank	Item	Quantity
#640	"DRINK ME" potion	1
#233	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	8
#1437	1-ball	1
#1149	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	1
#1428	2-ball	1
#1016	30669 scroll	1
#1223	33398 scroll	1
#933	334 scroll	1
#164	37x37x37 puzzle cube	8
#141	4-d camera	1
#126	4-dimensional guitar	19
#1077	5-ball	2
#1426	6-ball	1
#682	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	2
#1486	7-ball	1
#2245	8-ball	1
#967	A. W. O. L. commendation	1
#785	ASCII shirt	1
#244	Alewife™ Ale	2
#2232	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#274	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	3
#296	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#788	Argarggagarg's fang	2
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#1045	BGE merchandise order form	1
#535	BGE shotglass	15
#633	BGE tiny plastic toy	2
#504	BRICKO brick	1
#74	BRICKO bulwark	1
#451	BRICKO eye brick	1
#70	BRICKO hat	1
#49	BRICKO oyster	1
#64	BRICKO pants	1
#112	BRICKO pearl	1
#62	BRICKO sword	1
#62	BRICKO turtle	1
#613	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#2708	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	3
#825	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	2
#615	Bash-Ōs boxtop	1
#222	Bash-Ōs cereal	2
#135	Belt of Howling Anger	3
#222	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
#270	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	4
#412	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#748	Blackfly Chardonnay	1
#43	Blizzards I Have Died In	10
#126	Boots of Twilight Whispers	3
#171	Boris's key lime	2
#2262	Boss Bat britches	2
#282	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	2
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#31	C.H.U.M. chum	85
#27	C.H.U.M. knife	22
#11	C.H.U.M. lantern	10
#1014	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#1055	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#1020	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#751	CRIMBCO mug	13
#1465	CRIMBCO scrip	10
#575	CRIMBCO wine	13
#289	CRIMBCOIDS mints	8
#2141	CRIMBCOLOAF	2
#118	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#182	Chester's bag of candy	1
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#82	Chester's muscle shirt	1
#12	Chorale of Companionship	5
#740	Claw of the Infernal Seal	1
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#120	Cloak of Dire Shadows	3
#1480	Colander of Em-er'il	2
#823	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	5
#751	Crimbo pie	1
#350	Crimbo wreath	2
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#2374	Crimboween memo	1
#3107	Crimbuck	2
#3208	Crown of the Goblin King	3
#1841	Daffy Taffy	2
#443	Diet Cloaca Cola	1
#2661	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#536	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	1
#737	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	1
#2268	Drowsy Sword	2
#28	Drunkula's silky pants	1
#151	Duskwalker fangs	1
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#477	Ecto-Cooler	1
#1786	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
#2384	Elder Turtle Shell	1
#33	Elron's Explosive Etude	3
#1167	FDKOL commendation	1
#61	FDKOL tattoo	1
#698	Frosty's frosty mug	1
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#124	Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	3
#1601	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	1
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#817	Go-Wassail	9
#337	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#154	Greaves of the Murk Lord	2
#1144	Heimandatz's heart	1
#128	Helm of the Scream Emperor	3
#88	Hodgman's almanac	1
#81	Hodgman's cane	1
#73	Hodgman's garbage sticker	1
#95	Hodgman's harmonica	1
#134	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	1
#125	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	1
#173	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	1
#166	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	1
#48	Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	2
#65	Hodgman's metal detector	1
#23	Hodgman's porkpie hat	3
#21	Hodgman's varcolac paw	2
#556	Iiti Kitty phone charm	2
#29	Imp Ale	11,031
#428	Jack-in-the-box	14
#1285	Jocko Homo's head	1
#545	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	2
#23	Junk-Bond	10
#120	Kissin' Cousins	6
#131	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	4
#973	Knob Goblin elite polearm	1
#1052	Knob Goblin elite shirt	1
#579	Knob Goblin melon baller	1
#914	Knob Goblin scimitar	2
#826	Knob Goblin seltzer	1
#632	Knob Goblin spatula	2
#735	Knob Goblin superseltzer	1
#147	Knob jelly donut	1
#136	Knob nuts	5
#725	Krakrox's Loincloth	1
#27	Lead Zeta of Chastity	4
#53	Let Me Be!	14
#2321	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	6
#1759	Mad Train wine	1
#1985	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#159	Maxing, Relaxing	6
#379	Microplushie: Bropane	26
#625	Microplushie: Dorkonide	3
#389	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	11
#455	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	4
#422	Microplushie: Gothochondria	17
#499	Microplushie: Hippylase	18
#579	Microplushie: Hipsterine	1
#526	Microplushie: Hobomosome	8
#504	Microplushie: Otakulone	20
#449	Microplushie: Raverdrine	13
#638	Microplushie: Sororitrate	8
#396	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#443	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#591	Monstar energy beverage	1
#171	Mr. Balloon	1
#135	Mr. Joe's bangles	11
#245	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	4
#183	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	7
#156	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	5
#216	Ol' Scratch's ash can	1
#53	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	2
#785	Orcish frat-paddle	1
#187	Oscus's dumpster waders	1
#100	Oscus's flypaper pants	1
#194	Oscus's pelt	1
#780	Pine-Fresh air freshener	1
#166	Pokëmann band-aid	2
#196	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	10
#259	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	6
#590	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	1
#107	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	11
#130	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	10
#370	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	4
#195	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	10
#90	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	7
#177	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	8
#160	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	12
#373	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	2
#79	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	18
#174	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	11
#151	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	12
#228	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	9
#31	Prelude of Precision	3
#476	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	1
#211	Ralph IX cognac	1
#940	Ram's Face Lager	1
#282	Red Rover BB gun	13
#114	Russian Ice	1
#1075	Safari Jack's moustache	1
#1610	Scalp of Gorgolok	2
#56	Sensual Massage for Creeps	12
#109	Shield of Icy Fate	4
#185	Sinful Desires	3
#393	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	2
#727	Snow Queen Crown	1
#478	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	1
#34	Staff of the Kitchen Floor	1
#24	Summer Nights	18
#153	Sword of Dark Omens	2
#54	Tales from the Fireside	10
#951	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	1
#829	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	36
#136	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	1
#577	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	3
#524	The Cooler Out of Space	1
#967	The Joy of Wassailing	1
#72	The Landscaper's leafblower	1
#1035	The Mariachi's guitar case	1
#96	The Six-Pack of Pain	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#164	Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag	8
#1566	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	1
#1737	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	1
#1944	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	1
#1802	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	1
#625	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	1
#2343	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	1
#186	Tiger-lily's milk	7
#562	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	1
#81	Travels with Jerry	9
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
#35	Uncle Hobo's belt	1
#26	Uncle Hobo's stocking cap	1
#205	Wand of Oscus	1
#169	Whatsian Ionic Pliers	1
#771	Workytime Tea	1
#1612	Yellow Moon of Compassion	1
#208	Ze™ goggles	7
#375	Zim Merman's guitar	2
#187	Zombo's shield	1
#85	Zombo's skull ring	1
#191	Zombo's skullcap	1
#278	a butt tuba	2
#707	a little sump'm sump'm	1
#207	abominable blubber	1
#1230	abominable snowcone	2
#329	accidental cider	3
#1006	acid-squirting flower	1
#1006	acoustic guitarrr	1
#163	actual reality goggles	7
#821	adder bladder	1
#1567	adorable seal larva	1
#29	affordable teak perch	1
#362	agua de vida	1
#162	airblaster gun	4
#622	alphabet gum	1
#657	ancient Magi-Wipes	1
#189	ancient frozen dinner	12
#182	ancient ice cream scoop	1
#670	ancient protein powder	1
#3681	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	1
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
#631	ant agonist	1
#483	anti-anti-antidote	1
#736	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	1
#375	antique bottle of cough syrup	1
#730	antique hand mirror	1
#496	antique packet of ketchup	1
#534	antique painting of a landscape	1
#573	antique pair of blue jeans	1
#930	antique record album	1
#905	antique shield	1
#946	antique spear	1
#484	armgun	1
#478	asbestos sword	1
#1079	asparagus knife	1
#1542	baby killer bee	2
#261	baconstone ring	1
#5057	badass belt	5
#950	bag of Cheat-Os	1
#504	bag of lard	2
#1029	balloon monkey	1
#93	bananarama bangle	1
#912	barrrnacle	12
#59	basic meat foon	1
#1912	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#100	beastly paste	1
#28	bed of coals	15
#159	beefy fish meat	3
#328	beer-scented teddy bear	1
#583	beertini	2
#690	beholed bedsheet	1
#548	bejeweled cufflinks	6
#241	bellhop bell	1
#54	bent scrap metal	20
#271	big bass drum	3
#801	bilge wine	1
#1498	bit of clingfilm	1
#196	black gold	1
#694	black helmet	1
#389	black kettle drum	1
#611	black pension check	1
#461	black picnic basket	1
#667	black shield	1
#851	black snake skin	1
#269	blackberry combat boots	1
#158	blended frozen swill	1
#924	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	7
#113	bloodstain stick	1
#874	bloody beer	2
#622	bloody mary	1
#943	blue plasma ball	1
#213	bone aperitif	2
#430	bone flute	1
#277	bone meal	1
#751	booty chest charrrm	1
#621	borg sock monkey	2
#954	bottle of Blank-Out	1
#392	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	1
#565	bottle of Mystic Shell	1
#698	bottle of alcohol	1
#407	bottle of cooking sherry	2
#1331	bottle of gin	1
#134	bottle of laundry sherry	1
#680	bottle of pirate juice	1
#1586	bottle of rum	1
#344	bottle of sake	1
#12	bottle of sewage schnapps	577
#1073	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	1
#1261	bottle of vodka	1
#1505	bottle of whiskey	1
#1054	box	1
#1335	boxed wine	1
#321	breaded beer	2
#624	broken sword	1
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#335	bucket of honey	1
#1627	buckyball	1
#354	burst hellseal brain	13
#1891	can of CRIMBCOLA	2
#1107	can of Red Minotaur	1
#56	can of Swiller	113
#396	can of franks 'n' beans	1
#402	can of maces	2
#733	can of spinach	2
#226	can-can-in-a-can	1
#363	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	25
#96	can-you-dig-it?	2
#1142	candied kobold	1
#426	candied yams	22
#857	candy brain	1
#2972	candy cane	5
#1565	candy kneecapping stick	2
#1853	candy knuckles	1
#1327	candy stake	5
#530	carbonated soy milk	1
#1030	cast	1
#189	charming flute	2
#1660	cheap toaster	1
#56	chlorophyll paste	1
#578	chocolate-covered scarab beetle	1
#530	chorizo brownies	2
#1979	club necklace	3
#71	cocoa eggshell fragment	1,237
#597	coffin lid	1
#374	cold wad	1
#39	comfy coffin	16
#882	commemorative war stein	1
#555	concentrated garbage juice	1
#587	concentrated magicalness pill	1
#200	confusing LED clock	9
#864	cool whip	1
#523	corn holder	1
#177	corncob pipe	9
#364	crumbling rat skull	1
#193	cup of infinite pencils	8
#25	cursed black pearl onion	100
#494	cursed bottle of black-label rum	1
#513	cursed bottle of rum	1
#418	cursed cannonball	1
#455	cursed dirty joke scroll	1
#460	cursed sea biscuit	1
#431	cursed voodoo skull	1
#593	cyborg doll	2
#29	dark hamethyst ring	1
#18	dark porquoise ring	2
#124	das boot	1
#115	day-old beer	2
#802	dead guy's watch	4
#615	deadly lampshade	1
#8	decaying goldfish liver	600
#1479	defective skull	1
#375	denim axe	1
#738	designer handbag	3
#93	dew yoana lei	1
#2467	diamond necklace	2
#1064	diamond-studded cane	1
#71	dinged-up triangle	1
#1096	dirty hobo gloves	1
#1848	disco ball	1
#1717	disturbing fanfic	2
#1607	dollhive	1
#295	dragon snaps	1
#1979	drywall axe	1
#233	duct tape sword	1
#922	dusty bottle of Marsala	2
#944	dusty bottle of Merlot	2
#1030	dusty bottle of Muscat	1
#931	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	2
#949	dusty bottle of Port	2
#904	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	2
#399	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	1
#337	eggbeater	1
#120	elephant stinger	5
#1039	elven limbos gingerbread	9
#118	elven hardtack	56
#184	elven magi-pack	2
#209	elven medi-pack	1
#1396	elven socks	1
#123	elven squeeze	49
#220	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	66
#542	enchanted barbell	1
#651	enchanted toothpick	1
#314	epic wad	1
#89	expired bottle of peppermint schnapps	1
#84	expired can of franks 'n' beans	1
#111	extra-flat panini	1
#590	extra-greasy slider	2
#216	eye of the Tiger-lily	1
#952	f3d0r4	1
#95	fabric hardener	1
#88	fabric softener	1
#1987	fake fake vomit	1
#155	fancy bath salts	140
#1146	fancy but probably evil chocolate	5
#970	fancy chocolate	3
#1881	fancy chocolate car	1
#721	fancy opera glasses	3
#309	fertilized ghuol egg	1
#1162	festive holiday hat	2
#278	festive sausage	8
#388	fiery wing	1
#86	filigreed hamethyst earring	1
#79	filth-encrusted futon	8
#324	filthy hippy poncho	1
#602	filthy pestle	1
#527	filthy poultice	1
#298	finger cymbals	1
#82	fish bazooka	1
#92	fish scimitar	1
#63	flamin' bindle	8
#955	flaming crutch	1
#132	flask of Amontillado	1
#258	flimsy clipboard	1
#859	flute of flat champagne	1
#84	flyest of shirts	1
#816	foam dart	1
#126	frayed rope belt	11
#117	freezin' bindle	5
#79	frigid air mattress	7
#914	fruitcake	22
#99	fruity girl swill	2
#377	fudge bunny	1
#62	fudge pocket square	1
#259	fudge spork	1
#21	funky junk key	7
#571	fuzzy busby	2
#661	fuzzy dice	8
#132	garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O	4
#830	garish pinky ring	2
#23	gator skin	228
#188	gatorskin umbrella	1
#614	gauze garter	1
#1921	ghost cucumber	1
#263	ghuol egg quiche	6
#700	giant designer sunglasses	4
#2409	giant discarded plastic fork	1
#136	giant green gummi bear	1
#642	giant moxie weed	1
#1254	giant needle	1
#170	giant penguin keychain	2
#2535	giant pinky ring	1
#135	giant red gummi bear	1
#189	giant turkey leg	1
#132	giant yellow gummi bear	1
#427	gift-a-pult	1
#971	gingerbread bugbear	22
#1323	gingerbread horror	5
#307	gingerbread house	2
#1884	gingerbread mutant bugbear	3
#806	gingerbread robot	1
#86	glowing esca	1
#1108	glowing red eye	1
#572	goatskin umbrella	1
#88	gold crown	14
#793	gold wedding ring	1
#500	grave robbing shovel	1
#242	green drunki-bear	1
#348	green pixel potion	1
#5337	grue egg	1
#391	grungy bandana	1
#368	grungy flannel shirt	1
#1225	gyroscope	1
#139	haggis socks	12
#190	handful of Laughing Willow bark	1
#626	handful of moss	1
#378	handful of pine needles	3
#143	hardened slime pants	1
#1082	heart of the volcano	4
#296	herbal stuffing	27
#312	hippy bongo	1
#183	hobo fortress blueprints	1
#76	hobo nickel	3,649
#268	holiday cheese log	7
#116	home robotics kit	12
#39	honey mead	1
#460	hot wad	1
#1020	iGoogly	9
#1763	ice-cold Sir Schlitz	1
#1602	ice-cold Willer	1
#1356	ice-cold fotie	1
#325	iced-out bling	1
#445	imp unity ring	1
#1370	incredibly creepy marionette	1
#88	industrial strength starch	1
#227	infernal fife	5
#577	inflatable duck	1
#74	innuendo	1
#143	invisible bag	6
#978	irradiated candy cane	5
#51	jagged scrap metal	18
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#699	jar of fermented pickle juice	1
#1071	jawbruiser	3
#1065	jerky coins	1
#543	jug-o-magicalness	1
#43	junk-mail shirt	1
#911	ketchup hound	1
#702	killer rag doll	3
#1898	kneecapping stick	1
#80	knight cookie	1
#67	knobby kneepads	1
#34	kumquartz ring	2
#183	ladle of mystery	1
#3057	laser-broiled pear	1
#115	lawnmower blade	2
#355	leftovers of indeterminate origin	5
#78	lewd playing card	26
#1830	licorice garrote	1
#456	linoleum crossbow	1
#437	linoleum staff	1
#1296	little paper umbrella	1
#219	live wire	4
#248	loadstone	2
#218	lucky Crimbo tiki necklace	1
#331	lucky bottlecap	4
#307	lupine sword	2
#56	machetito	3
#938	mad scientist's sock monkey	2
#1218	magical ice cubes	1
#641	magical mystery juice	1
#491	magilaser blastercannon	1
#180	magnetic sculpture kit	2
#93	mangled finger	1
#382	maple leaf	1
#575	marionette collective	1
#482	marshmallow flambé	1
#536	martini	2
#670	mesh cap	1
#446	mime soul fragment	5
#487	miniature stuffed Goth Giant	1
#109	misfit teddy bear	1
#453	molten brick	1
#58	molten scrap metal	13
#2028	monomolecular yo-yo	1
#20	mostly rat-hide leggings	1
#964	moxie weed	1
#267	mulled cider	6
#992	mummy costume	1
#1680	mylar scout drone	1
#313	mysterious silver lapel pin	4
#1323	nanite-infested candy cane	7
#3218	nanite-infested eggnog	1
#3326	nanite-infested fruitcake	1
#1086	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	5
#493	natural fennel soda	1
#489	night-vision goggles	4
#226	not-a-pipe	1
#860	nut-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#1604	obsidian dagger	8
#468	ocarina of space	1
#78	oil cap	1
#185	old school calculator watch	2
#255	old school flying disc	1
#284	old sweatpants	267
#555	orange-frosted astral cupcake	1
#189	out-of-tune biwa	1
#157	oven mitts	1
#204	overcookie	1
#111	overpriced "imported" beer	2
#1956	oversized fish scaler	1
#726	oversized pizza cutter	2
#1028	oyster basket	3
#1325	pair of bolt cutters	1
#57	pair of pearidot earrings	2
#129	panhandle panhandling hat	12
#1215	paperclip	1
#103	paperclip cape	1
#99	paperclip pants	1
#91	paperclip turban	1
#101	paperclip-on tie	1
#363	parasitic claw	1
#516	passable elf mask	9
#1564	pasta spoon	1
#688	pat-a-cake pendant	1
#391	peanut brittle shield	7
#523	personalized birthday cake	3
#2716	pet rock	1
#788	petit 4.1	1
#2032	phish stick	1
#1170	phonics down	1
#747	picture of a dead guy's girlfriend	1
#388	pie man was not meant to eat	1
#674	piece of wedding cake	5
#511	pile of gold coins	1
#92	pile of useless robot parts	14
#457	pink glowstick	5
#592	pitchfork	1
#109	plaid swatch	1
#136	plain old beer	1
#367	plastic Crimbo reindeer	2
#465	plastic guitar	1
#753	plastic passion fruit	1
#611	pocketwatch on a chain	5
#171	pointy red hat	2
#1087	poison pen	1
#196	poisonous caviar	1
#530	poltergeist-in-the-jar-o	1
#2127	polyalloy shield	1
#180	poodle skirt	1
#294	porquoise necklace	1
#1713	possessed top	2
#1167	potato sprout	1
#239	powdered donut	4
#2037	pretty flower	1
#393	prismatic wad	2
#453	prosthetic forehead	3
#92	pulled porquoise ring	1
#178	pumpkin beer	3
#1101	pumpkinhead mask	1
#19	rainbow crossbow	5
#557	ram stick	1
#488	rave whistle	1
#1795	razor-tipped yo-yo	2
#118	really thick bandage	2
#223	red drunki-bear	1
#662	red pixel potion	1
#191	red-and-green sweater	16
#514	redrum	1
#309	rhinestone cowboy shirt	1
#808	rib of the Bonerdagon	2
#404	ribbon candy	1
#610	rice bowl	1
#1122	ridiculously huge sword	1
#1136	ring of half-assed regeneration	1
#1555	roasted marshmallow	1
#1103	roboduck-on-a-string	1
#1965	robotronic egg	1
#135	roll of Hob-Os	8
#374	roll of toilet paper	243
#3636	rubber WWBD? bracelet	1
#2225	rubber WWJD? bracelet	3
#3658	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	1
#2736	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	2
#646	rum and cola	1
#112	rusty compass	1
#120	rusty speargun	1
#461	sabre-toothed lime cub	1
#683	safarrri hat	1
#76	salacious screwdiver	1
#1708	saucepan	1
#577	savoy truffle	1
#2589	sawblade fragment	1
#681	scented massage oil	1
#1295	scroll of drastic healing	1
#226	sea blueberry	1
#220	sea broccoli	1
#213	sea persimmon	1
#76	sealhide buckler	1
#63	sealhide cloak	1
#29	sealhide gloves	3
#74	sealhide hood	1
#63	sealhide leggings	1
#68	sealhide moccasins	1
#301	sealhide seal doll	1
#86	sealhide whip	1
#398	serpentine sword	1
#7	sewer nuggets	3,686
#72	sewer wad	51
#97	shimmering rainbow sand	6
#241	shredded hellseal hide	21
#411	six tiny wedges of goat cheese	1
#31	skeletal scabbard	1
#1413	skeleton bone	1
#1806	skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#79	sleazy bindle	7
#806	sleeping stocking	1
#176	slime convention coupons	1
#183	slime convention flyers	1
#145	slime convention pin	1
#204	slime-soaked sweat gland	1
#511	slimy fermented bile bladder	1
#463	slimy sweetbreads	1
#493	smoking grass	1
#349	snake shield	1
#134	snapdragon pistil	4
#295	snarling wolf shield	2
#972	snifter of thoroughly aged brandy	1
#522	soda water	1
#2844	solid gold bowling ball	1
#488	soy cordial	1
#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1
#1388	spectral pickle	1
#372	spiced rum	1
#1069	spooky bark	1
#1398	spooky bicycle chain	1
#57	spooky bindle	11
#1947	spooky eggnog	3
#1011	spooky eyeliner	2
#1026	spooky lipstick	2
#937	spooky sap	1
#1219	spooky stick	1
#1600	spooky stuffing	1
#94	spork	26
#727	squirming egg sac	6
#49	stained mattress	13
#606	star hat	1
#330	star pants	1
#420	star sword	1
#43	sterno-flavored Hob-O	25
#180	stinkin' bindle	4
#1824	stolen accordion	1
#699	strawberry daiquiri	1
#80	strawberry-flavored Hob-O	10
#77	strawberyl necklace	1
#1330	stray chihuahua	1
#330	string of Crimbo lights	2
#736	stuffed Baron von Ratsworth	60
#8935	stuffed Cheshire bitten	1
#8941	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	1
#915	stuffed Meat	51
#8831	stuffed cocoabo	1
#436	stuffed crazy bastard sword	16
#8923	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	1
#8971	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	1
#952	stuffed ghuol whelp	1
#8978	stuffed hand turkey	1
#1376	stuffed key	25
#502	stuffed martini	17
#8912	stuffed mind flayer	1
#939	stuffed mink	49
#954	stuffed monocle	48
#1715	stuffed ninja snowman	1
#8960	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	1
#8803	stuffed snowy owl	1
#7796	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	2
#1974	stuffed spooky mushroom	3
#7773	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	2
#816	stuffed teddy butler	56
#817	stuffed tin of caviar	58
#1227	stuffed treasure chest	31
#7823	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	2
#1710	sturdy Crimbo crate	1
#203	stylish swimsuit	4
#122	sugar chapeau	1
#70	sugar shank	2
#94	sugar shield	8
#48	sugar shillelagh	3
#74	sugar shirt	3
#116	sugar shorts	2
#57	sugar shotgun	3
#719	suntan lotion of moxiousness	1
#592	supportive bra	1
#18	tangle of copper wire	15
#1222	teddy borg	4
#42	tempura carrot	1
#53	tempura cauliflower	1
#1434	theoretical string	1
#161	third-hand nunchaku	2
#927	throwing wrench	5
🥇	time sleigh	1
#448	tin cup of mulligan stew	2
#257	tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer	7
#507	tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory	4
#205	tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer	8
#220	tiny die-cast Don Crimbo	3
#248	tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer	7
#215	tiny die-cast Father Crimbo	3
#632	tiny die-cast Father Crimborg	1
#190	tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer	8
#332	tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer	6
#214	tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg	3
#184	tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer	8
#743	tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer	2
#184	tiny die-cast Swiss hen	3
#225	tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo	3
#153	tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign	9
#303	tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer	6
#114	tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg	4
#345	tiny die-cast blade a-spinning	2
#586	tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree	1
#744	tiny die-cast factory worker elf	2
#390	tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf	5
#554	tiny die-cast golden ring	1
#111	tiny die-cast goose a-laying	4
#185	tiny die-cast killing bird	3
#169	tiny die-cast middle-management elf	9
#402	tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf	5
#71	tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg	5
#940	tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf	1
#175	tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming	3
#318	tiny die-cast turtle mech	2
#1700	tiny house	1
#650	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	1
#1799	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	4
#443	tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	10
#3930	tiny plastic Axe Wound	1
#1511	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	3
#508	tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	5
#707	tiny plastic Beebee King	3
#1545	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	3
#384	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
#267	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
#1784	tiny plastic Black Knight	4
#3176	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	1
#42	tiny plastic Boris	1
#1492	tiny plastic Boss Bat	3
#376	tiny plastic Bugbear Captain	3
#445	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
#332	tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	13
#2846	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	6
#221	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	1
#694	tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel	3
#621	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	1
#2452	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	3
#4234	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	1
#2898	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	1
#576	tiny plastic Crimbomination	1
#836	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	2
#634	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	1
#79	tiny plastic Dr. Awkward	1
#85	tiny plastic Ed the Undying	1
#656	tiny plastic Father McGruber	6
#3121	tiny plastic Felonia	1
#284	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
#3829	tiny plastic G Imp	1
#173	tiny plastic GORM-8	1
#2805	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	2
#2786	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	2
#684	tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	6
#1245	tiny plastic Hellion	6
#1469	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	5
#49	tiny plastic Jarlsberg	1
#169	tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	1
#1491	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	3
#2848	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	2
#1473	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	5
#2181	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	3
#2139	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	3
#282	tiny plastic Lord Flameface	4
#28	tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven	2
#215	tiny plastic MechaElf	1
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#403	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#17	tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress	1
#594	tiny plastic Norville Rogers	7
#1756	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	4
#3871	tiny plastic Protagonist	1
#873	tiny plastic Queen Bee	2
#355	tiny plastic Rene C. Corman	3
#545	tiny plastic Scott the Miner	8
#850	tiny plastic Scream Queen	2
#51	tiny plastic Sneaky Pete	1
#1726	tiny plastic Spam Witch	4
#1437	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	5
#49	tiny plastic Susie	1
#1518	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	3
#2058	tiny plastic The Man	2
#172	tiny plastic Toybot	1
#1470	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	5
#2947	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	1
#238	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	1
#322	tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	8
#1763	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	4
#303	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#2624	tiny plastic accordion thief	2
#1732	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	1
#2858	tiny plastic angry bugbear	2
#3304	tiny plastic angry goat	5
#761	tiny plastic angry space marine	5
#3939	tiny plastic anime smiley	1
#244	tiny plastic animelf	1
#2790	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	2
#2802	tiny plastic astronomer	2
#3362	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	5
#2871	tiny plastic barrrnacle	6
#444	tiny plastic batbugbear	10
#1451	tiny plastic beanbat	5
#532	tiny plastic bee swarm	8
#444	tiny plastic beebee gunners	10
#532	tiny plastic beebee queue	8
#2570	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	2
#439	tiny plastic black ops bugbear	10
#600	tiny plastic blazing bat	7
#3950	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	4
#2794	tiny plastic blooper	2
#3953	tiny plastic brainsweeper	1
#1216	tiny plastic briefcase bat	6
#845	tiny plastic bugaboo	4
#677	tiny plastic buzzerker	6
#667	tiny plastic cavebugbear	6
#990	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#4874	tiny plastic cocoabo	3
#4885	tiny plastic coffee pixie	3
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#1502	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	3
#3911	tiny plastic cubist bull	1
#1243	tiny plastic demoninja	6
#4495	tiny plastic disco bandit	1
#1452	tiny plastic drunk goat	5
#1018	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#427	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#2760	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	2
#2203	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	3
#398	tiny plastic fire servant	6
#2797	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	2
#71	tiny plastic four-shadowed mime	1
#1210	tiny plastic fruit golem	6
#3987	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	4
#3964	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	4
#6153	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	2
#2135	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	3
#973	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	2
#1764	tiny plastic goth giant	4
#3310	tiny plastic grue	5
#2112	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	3
#4597	tiny plastic hermit	1
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#4852	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	3
#750	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	5
#3904	tiny plastic killer bee	4
#1741	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	4
#3971	tiny plastic leprechaun	4
#6182	tiny plastic levitating potato	2
#1466	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	5
#545	tiny plastic moneybee	8
#4847	tiny plastic mosquito	3
#1111	tiny plastic mumblebee	2
#1036	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#1485	tiny plastic ninja snowman	5
#4344	tiny plastic pastamancer	1
#497	tiny plastic peacannon	5
#67	tiny plastic protector spectre	1
#6131	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	2
#4464	tiny plastic sauceror	1
#1779	tiny plastic scary clown	4
#4451	tiny plastic seal clubber	1
#2782	tiny plastic senile lihc	2
#1558	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	1
#1474	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	5
#574	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	4
#1430	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	5
#6197	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	2
#1781	tiny plastic spooky vampire	4
#4863	tiny plastic stab bat	3
#3349	tiny plastic star starfish	5
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#2893	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	2
#1741	tiny plastic taco cat	4
#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#1119	tiny plastic the Free Man	1
#1726	tiny plastic topiary golem	4
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#4480	tiny plastic turtle tamer	1
#2193	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	3
#192	tiny plastic warbear	1
#178	tiny plastic warbear fortress	1
#2762	tiny plastic warwelf	2
#2107	tiny plastic whitesnake	3
#3847	tiny plastic zmobie	1
#571	tiny shaker of salt	4
#1052	titanium assault umbrella	1
#265	toe jam	1
#610	tofurkey gravy	14
#1008	tofurkey leg	8
#641	tomato daiquiri	1
#1865	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#394	toothbrush	1
#2526	toothsome rock	1
#206	torn hellseal sinew	30
#37	torquoise ring	1
#106	tourmalime tourniquet	1
#1221	towel	4
#2400	toy crazy train	1
#477	toy deathbot	2
#1591	toy hoverpad	1
#2209	toy jet pack	1
#921	toy maglev monorail	1
#1564	toy mercenary	2
#1815	toy ray gun	2
#2262	toy space helmet	1
#269	traffic jam	1
#3145	tree-eating kite	1
#1037	tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#202	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	6
#138	trout fang	1
#248	tube of hair oil	1
#1078	twinkly wad	1
#277	ultimate ultimate frisbee	1
#2813	unstable laser battery	1
#456	upsy daisy	1
#1029	useless powder	41
#667	vampire collar	1
#1912	vampire duck-on-a-string	2
#45	vampire pearl ring	1
#2588	vibrating cyborg knife	1
#2756	vitachoconutriment capsule	1
#471	voodoo snuff	2
#481	walrus-tusk earring	2
#631	warm mushroom	1
#162	whalebone corset	4
#648	whiskey and cola	1
#631	whiskey sour	1
#204	white class ring	53
#586	white collar	1
#602	white hat hacker T-shirt	1
#809	white satin pants	1
#446	white satin shield	2
#854	white sword	1
#1935	whoopie cushion	1
#37	wild honey pie	1
#2055	wind-up chattering teeth	1
#93	wings of fire	1
#291	witch hat	3
#566	witty rapier	1
#1027	wolfman mask	1
#428	wonderwall shield	1
#76	world's most unappetizing beverage	1
#1455	x-ray specs	1
#48	yellow matter custard	3
#2118	yellow snowcone	1
#606	yohohoyo	1

Wow, that's 25,701 items total!

what items are this player missing?