Museum :: Peu4000

Peu4000

Rank	Item	Quantity
#1437	1-ball	1
#114	1.21 jigawatts	1
#72	100-Watt bulb	1
#273	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	34
#1426	2-ball	1
#124	25-meat staff	1
#1456	3-ball	1
#212	30669 scroll	51
#326	33398 scroll	59
#297	334 scroll	20
#1473	4-ball	1
#1435	5-ball	1
#1425	6-ball	1
#263	64067 scroll	1
#394	668 scroll	1
#682	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	2
#1115	7-ball	2
#1974	8-ball	2
#569	ASCII shirt	2
#2232	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#2096	Angry Farmer candy	1
#392	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	1
#234	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#1134	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#2036	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	5
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
#762	Bit O' Ectoplasm	1
#181	Black Body™ spray	1
#574	Black No. 2	4
#748	Blackfly Chardonnay	1
#587	Blatantly Canadian	1
#815	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
#255	Bohemian rhapsody	1
#2385	Bonerdagon necklace	1
#232	Boris's key lime	1
#423	Boris's key lime pie	1
#924	Boris's ring	1
#2264	Boss Bat britches	2
#639	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	6
#1504	Bulky Buddy Box	1
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#1733	Cloaca grenade	1
#274	Cloaca-Cola	147
#201	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	18
#1487	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#999	Cloaca-Cola helmet	2
#695	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	2
#995	Cloaca-Cola shield	2
#354	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	2
#1482	Colander of Em-er'il	2
#2374	Crimboween memo	1
#1850	Crimbuck	66
#1744	Crown of the Goblin King	11
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
#2663	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#384	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	16
#428	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	1
#1416	Dolphin King's crown	2
#845	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	2
#894	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	3
#104	Dramatic™ range	14
#2741	Drowsy Sword	1
#518	Dyspepsi grenade	25
#260	Dyspepsi-Cola	281
#157	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	19
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#332	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	2
#423	Eau de Guaneau	1
#374	El Vibrato power sphere	2
#258	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	1
#216	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	1
#232	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	1
#227	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	1
#229	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	3
#298	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	1
#227	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	2
#949	Elder Turtle Shell	3
#654	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	1
#57	Elfin shortbread	23
#1165	Ent cider	1
#861	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	2
#1689	Feynman gate	1
#370	Frat Army FGF	4
#1600	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	1
#187	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#441	Gnollish flyswatter	5
#474	Gnollish pie server	2
#390	Gnollish pie tin	7
#497	Gnollish plunger	3
#507	Gnollish toolbox	4
#756	Gummi-Gnauga	1
#422	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	2
#154	Hell broth	1
#613	Hell ramen	1
#552	Imp Ale	235
#211	Inndya trading card	1
#870	Jolly Roger charrrm	1
#731	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	5
🥈	Junior LAAAAME merit badge	1
#54	Kentucky-fried meat staff	1
#107	Kentucky-style derby	1
#227	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
#50	Knob Goblin Uberpants	13
#820	Knob Goblin elite helm	2
#997	Knob Goblin elite pants	1
#973	Knob Goblin elite polearm	1
#1052	Knob Goblin elite shirt	1
#563	Knob Goblin firecracker	22
#556	Knob Goblin harem pants	5
#456	Knob Goblin harem veil	7
#945	Knob Goblin love potion	2
#579	Knob Goblin melon baller	1
#734	Knob Goblin pants	5
#741	Knob Goblin perfume	1
#315	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	1
#1058	Knob Goblin scimitar	1
#695	Knob Goblin seltzer	3
#831	Knob Goblin steroids	2
#642	Knob Goblin superseltzer	2
#657	Knob Goblin tongs	8
#892	Knob Goblin visor	1
#377	Knob mushroom	15
#109	Knob sausage	103
#122	Knob sausage stir-fry	1
#194	Knob stroganoff	1
#352	Knob stuffed shells	1
#670	Knoll mushroom	7
#333	Knoll shroomkabob	3
#364	LED block	3
#3901	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	1
#848	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	2
#186	M-242	99
#216	MSG	1
#1500	Mad Train wine	4
#356	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	24
#702	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	1
#1110	Meleegra™ pills	1
#915	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	2
#606	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	35
#346	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#397	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#444	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#1631	Mob Penguin cellular phone	4
#112	Mohawk wig	118
#488	Monstar energy beverage	3
#232	Morbidda trading card	1
#293	Mountain Stream soda	89
#597	Mr. Joe's bangles	1
#2214	Mr. Mediocrebar	6
#182	Mylar balloon	1
#158	ND	1
#374	NG	1
#247	Nayztameetjoo trading card	1
#472	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#288	Neuromancer	1
#129	New Cloaca-Cola	1
#742	Now and Earlier	1
#509	Oil of Parrrlay	1
#1271	Orange Star of Sacrifice	1
#591	Orcish baseball cap	3
#794	Orcish cargo shorts	1
#785	Orcish frat-paddle	1
#308	Orcish meat locker	1
#456	PADL Phone	6
#333	Penultimate Fantasy chest	56
#544	Pine-Fresh air freshener	3
#234	Poison Oak trading card	1
#234	Princess Rutabaga trading card	1
#338	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	2
#283	Raggedy Hippy doll	1
#2103	Rock Pops	8
#204	Roo trading card	1
#1138	Scalp of Gorgolok	3
#1319	Senior Mints	1
#212	Serenity trading card	1
#734	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	1
#138	Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts	1
#296	Spam Witch sammich	135
#922	Spooky Surprise Egg	1
#478	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	1
#645	Steal This Candy	1
#172	Super Magic Power Sword X	1
#737	Supernova Champagne	1
#387	Swabbie™ swab	3
#938	Tales from the Fireside	1
#408	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	126
#853	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	1
#218	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	1
#102	The Ring	1
#209	The Snake trading card	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#217	Thorny Toad trading card	1
#445	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	3
#938	Travels with Jerry	1
#388	Trollhouse cookies	97
#157	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#160	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#694	Tuesday's ruby	1
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
#606	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	2
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#72	Unspeakable Earring	1
#2092	Valentine	2
#228	Vaso De Agua trading card	1
#183	Venus flytrap	1
#237	WA	1
#523	Wand of Nagamar	9
#665	Warm Subject gift certificate	23
#203	White Citadel burger	11
#210	White Citadel fries	9
#228	Woldo trading card	1
#2956	Yummy Tummy bean	1
#707	a little sump'm sump'm	1
#336	abandoned candy	1
#1478	abominable snowcone	1
#503	accidental cider	1
#275	acid-squirting flower	13
#259	acoustic guitarrr	15
#652	adder bladder	3
#91	albatross necklace	1
#706	all-purpose cleaner	1
#116	alpha-mail pants	1
#624	alphabet gum	1
#121	amulet of extreme plot significance	142
#656	ancient Magi-Wipes	1
#108	ancient cursed foot locker	3
#533	ancient spice	1
#149	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	28
#610	ancient vinyl coin purse	1
#680	anniversary balloon	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
#682	annoying pitchfork	3
#630	ant agonist	1
#272	ant hoe	1
#254	ant pick	1
#254	ant pitchfork	1
#285	ant rake	1
#260	ant sickle	1
#483	anti-anti-antidote	1
#602	anticheese	5
#375	antique bottle of cough syrup	1
#887	antique greaves	1
#731	antique hand mirror	1
#899	antique helmet	1
#497	antique packet of ketchup	1
#906	antique shield	1
#949	antique spear	1
#554	arrrgyle socks	3
#433	asbestos apron	1
#435	asbestos crossbow	1
#174	asbestos crossbow string	1
#122	asbestos helmet turtle	1
#73	asbestos meat stack	1
#697	asbestos ore	6
#387	asbestos staff	1
#172	asbestos stick	1
#303	asbestos sword	2
#177	asbestos sword hilt	1
#1081	asparagus knife	1
#140	asparagus lo mein	1
#125	asparagus stir-fry	1
#769	aspirin	1
#643	asshat	1
#1192	astral mushroom	1
#252	astronaut pants	36
#90	atomic vector plotter	53
#115	attention spanner	1
#106	automatic catapult	1
#802	awful poetry journal	56
#278	bätzle	2
#1851	baby killer bee	1
#2451	baconstone	1
#239	baconstone bracelet	2
#185	baconstone earring	1
#407	baconstone pendant	1
#261	baconstone ring	1
#3417	badass belt	12
#133	badger badge	1
#952	bag of Cheat-Os	1
#753	bag of lard	1
#294	balaclava	2
#632	balaclava baklava	1
#1009	ball	5
#247	ball-in-a-cup	1
#305	balloon helmet	1
#665	balloon monkey	2
#312	balloon sword	1
#525	ballroom blintz	2
#121	bamboo bokuto	2
#1147	banana	1
#339	banana cream pie	1
#222	banana daiquiri	1
#389	banana smoothie	1
#208	banana spritzer	1
#218	banjo strings	1
#707	bar skin	8
#122	bar whip	1
#675	barbed-wire fence	4
#2130	barrrnacle	1
#73	barskin buckler	1
#110	barskin cloak	1
#189	barskin hat	3
#88	barskin loincloth	1
#186	barskin tent	1
#49	bartender skull	1
#197	bartender-in-the-box	1
#67	bartender-skull-in-the-box	1
#105	baseball	80
#112	basic meat crossbow	1
#53	basic meat fez	2
#59	basic meat foon	1
#144	basic meat helmet	1
#100	basic meat kilt	1
#129	basic meat pants	1
#86	basic meat skirt	1
#151	basic meat spork	1
#114	basic meat staff	1
#144	basic meat sword	1
#402	bat guano	23
#231	bat haggis	1
#89	bat hat	1
#47	bat whip	2
#220	bat wing	81
#216	bat wing kabob	1
#144	bat wing stir-fry	1
#167	bat-ass leather jacket	1
#172	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	9
#523	batblade	3
#350	batgut	79
#719	battered Crimbo Crate	11
#227	battered hubcap	1
#682	beach glass bead	1
#288	beach glass necklace	1
#267	bean burrito	1
#282	beanbag chair	1
#455	beaten-up Chucks	1
#643	bed of coals	1
#138	beer basted brat	1
#924	beer bomb	2
#572	beer bong	1
#172	beer cartilage	1
#254	beer goggles	1
#401	beer helmet	7
#473	beer lens	3
#117	beer-a-pult	1
#788	beertini	1
#416	begpwnia	1
#233	bejeweled accordion strap	1
#532	bejeweled pledge pin	4
#1067	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#243	bellhop bell	1
#101	bi-lateral logic compressor	43
#348	big bad voodoo mask	1
#382	big boom	1
#279	big red clown nose	26
#476	big rock	1
#210	big stick	1
#76	big stirring stick	1
#117	bigger stick	1
#394	bilge wine	29
#103	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#1014	bit of clingfilm	3
#650	bit-o-cactus	1
#589	black & tan	1
#89	black belt	1
#203	black cherry soda	1
#86	black cowboy hat	1
#189	black facepaint	1
#669	black forest cake	1
#552	black forest ham	1
#694	black greaves	1
#695	black helmet	1
#2563	black paisley oyster egg	1
#610	black pension check	1
#577	black pepper	1
#462	black picnic basket	1
#1046	black pixel	1
#2110	black plastic oyster egg	1
#2088	black polka-dot oyster egg	1
#634	black pudding	1
#194	black sheepskin diploma	1
#399	black shield	4
#734	black snake skin	2
#813	black snowcone	1
#1902	black striped oyster egg	2
#727	black sword	1
#640	blackberry	5
#925	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	7
#1655	blood flower	1
#290	blood of the Wereseal	1
#318	blood-faced volleyball	1
#1034	bloody beer	1
#200	bloody clown pants	38
#621	bloody mary	1
#2554	blue paisley oyster egg	1
#1181	blue pixel	2
#377	blue pixel potion	1
#942	blue plasma ball	1
#487	blue plastic oyster egg	10
#2374	blue polka-dot oyster egg	1
#877	blue snowcone	1
#2621	blue striped oyster egg	1
#83	blue suede shoes	1
#610	blue-frosted astral cupcake	1
#333	blundarrrbus	1
#243	boilermaker	1
#22	bone collar	13
#665	bone rattle	1
#458	booty chest charrrm	8
#105	booty chest charrrm bracelet	1
#980	borg sock monkey	1
#280	boring spaghetti	1
#392	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	1
#378	bottle of Definit	1
#413	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	1
#386	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	1
#400	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	1
#338	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	14
#565	bottle of Mystic Shell	1
#334	bottle of Ooze-O	1
#624	bottle of Pinot Renoir	1
#698	bottle of alcohol	1
#671	bottle of antifreeze	1
#513	bottle of cooking sherry	1
#841	bottle of gin	8
#4253	bottle of goofballs	2
#408	bottle of peppermint schnapps	1
#42	bottle of perfume	1
#419	bottle of pirate juice	2
#679	bottle of popskull	1
#266	bottle of realpagne	1
#803	bottle of rum	25
#748	bottle of tequila	13
#651	bottle of vodka	13
#804	bottle of whiskey	18
#544	bottle opener belt buckle	1
#771	bouquet of circular saw blades	1
#891	bowl of cottage cheese	5
#214	box	69
#7459	box of sunshine	1
#180	box-in-the-box-in-the-box	1
#405	boxed wine	53
#231	brass stinger	2
#436	brick of sand	1
#508	briefcase	5
#220	broken skull	108
#445	bronzed locust	2
#580	brown sugar cane	2
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#249	buckler buckle	1
#1630	buckyball	1
#366	bugbear beanie	15
#383	bugbear bungguard	13
#592	bullet-proof corduroys	1
#1095	bum cheek	1
#475	bunch of square grapes	3
#206	buoybottoms	4
#228	burrowgrub hive	1
#442	cactus fruit	2
#313	calle de miel	4
#209	can of black paint	1
#396	can of franks 'n' beans	1
#2396	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	2
#1673	candied yams	4
#2743	candy cane	6
#2000	candy kneecapping stick	1
#3832	candy stake	1
#311	cannonball charrrm	18
#587	canopic jar	1
#717	canteen of wine	32
#1757	capacitor relay	1
#1811	carbon nanotube frame	1
#634	carbonated water lily	1
#408	cardboard wakizashi	4
#202	carob chunk cookies	12
#285	carob chunk noodles	6
#344	casino pass	9
#571	cast	17
#169	catsup	1
#115	chain-mail monokini	1
#1706	chaos butterfly	1
#1089	cheap elven gloves	2
#653	cheap plastic bottle opener	10
#254	cheap wind-up clock	1
#497	chef's hat	13
#126	chef-in-the-box	3
#560	cherry	2
#509	chewing gum on a string	10
#148	chocolate spurs	5
#940	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	1
#824	chopsticks	1
#250	chorizo brownies	8
#450	chorizo taco	6
#452	chrome crossbow	1
#277	chrome sword	3
#393	chunk of rock salt	2
#72	clockwork claws	1
#72	clockwork doohickey	1
#33	clockwork endoskeleton	1
#102	clockwork hat	1
#479	clockwork key	4
#101	clockwork pants	1
#97	clockwork thingamajig	1
#44	clockwork trench coat	2
#86	clockwork widget	1
#188	clown shoes	19
#302	cocktail napkin	11
#1226	cocoa egg	1
#712	cocoa eggshell fragment	28
#879	coconut shell	9
#597	coffin lid	1
#447	cog	57
#623	cold ninja mask	2
#651	communications windchimes	1
#100	computronic processing unit	45
#587	concentrated magicalness pill	1
#604	cool mushroom	2
#558	cool whip	3
#379	copper ha'penny charrrm	11
#705	cornuthaum	2
#259	costume sword	2
#246	cottage	1
#321	cranberries	86
#570	cream stout	1
#706	crowbarrr	1
#322	cup of primitive beer	4
#403	curmudgel	1
#920	cyborg doll	1
#840	cyborg stompin' boot	3
#1025	daisy	1
#464	dance card	2
🥈	deactivated RoboGoose	1
#508	dead guy's watch	10
#693	decorative fountain	2
#515	dehydrated caviar	4
#228	delicious noodles	10
#666	dense meat stack	22
#448	deodorant	3
#527	depantsing bomb	2
#507	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	1
#598	desiccated apricot	3
#362	diamond-studded cane	15
#99	diamond-studded fronts	3
#870	dirty hobo gloves	4
#1330	disassembled clover	4
#393	disbelief suspenders	2
#395	disco ball	95
#353	disco mask	102
#263	disease	55
#249	disembodied brain	15
#787	disintegrating quill pen	1
#677	displaced fish	1
#385	distressed denim pants	5
#1015	disturbing fanfic	33
#1607	dollhive	1
#356	dope wheels	1
#204	draggin' ball hat	49
#649	dried face	2
#636	drum machine	2
#580	dry noodles	80
#831	drywall axe	12
#310	ducha de oro	4
#1285	duct tape	12
#687	dusty Crimbo crate	14
#165	dusty animal cranium	2
#245	dusty animal jawbone	1
#198	dusty animal pelvis	2
#923	dusty bottle of Marsala	2
#946	dusty bottle of Merlot	2
#931	dusty bottle of Muscat	2
#1062	dusty bottle of Port	1
#906	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	2
#313	dusty eighth thoracic vertebra	1
#295	dusty fifth caudal vertebra	1
#189	dusty fifth lumbar vertebra	2
#292	dusty fifth thoracic vertebra	1
#291	dusty first caudal vertebra	1
#303	dusty first cervical vertebra	1
#184	dusty left fibula	2
#307	dusty left fifth rib	1
#291	dusty left first front claw	1
#323	dusty left first rear claw	1
#297	dusty left fourth front claw	1
#286	dusty left third front claw	1
#306	dusty left third rib	1
#308	dusty left twelfth rib	1
#299	dusty right clavicle	1
#309	dusty right fibula	1
#296	dusty right first rear claw	1
#281	dusty right fourth front claw	1
#320	dusty right humerus	1
#192	dusty right radius	2
#289	dusty right scapula	1
#198	dusty right second rear claw	2
#296	dusty right seventh rib	1
#294	dusty right third rib	1
#308	dusty right thumb	1
#302	dusty right ulna	1
#292	dusty second caudal vertebra	1
#283	dusty seventh lumbar vertebra	1
#294	dusty sixth thoracic vertebra	1
#179	dusty tenth caudal vertebra	2
#288	dusty third caudal vertebra	1
#288	dusty third lumbar vertebra	1
#294	dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra	1
#135	eXtreme mittens	41
#172	eXtreme scarf	24
#2189	easter egg balloon	9
#2834	eggnog	1
#799	elven limbos gingerbread	14
#689	elven moonshine	13
#685	elven socks	6
#77	elven whittling knife	2
#967	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	3
#312	empty meat tank	10
#442	enchanted barbell	2
#489	enchanted toothpick	2
#462	energy drink IV	2
#1013	ennui-flavored potato chips	3
#734	enormous belt buckle	1
#238	enormous hoop earring	5
#256	especially salty dog	1
#253	evil golden arch	43
#1096	evil googly eye	2
#1900	evil teddy bear	3
#199	extra-large palm-frond toupee	1
#281	extra-spicy bloody mary	7
#185	eye-pod	3
#622	eyepatch	6
#187	f3d0r4	62
#1640	facsimile dictionary	2
#374	fairy gravy boat	2
#761	fake blood	1
#121	false eyelashes	5
#437	fancy bath salts	19
#1288	fancy but probably evil chocolate	4
#2520	fancy chocolate	1
#2422	fancy dress ball	1
#104	fancy schmancy cheese sauce	2
#833	fat stacks of cash	5
#1553	felt	4
#310	fertilized ghuol egg	1
#969	festive holiday hat	3
#630	fetid feather	3
#58	fettucini Inconnu	27
#170	fez of etymology	2
#713	filthy corduroys	3
#325	filthy hippy poncho	1
#775	filthy knitted dread sack	2
#487	filthy pestle	2
#880	fine wine	1
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#3954	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	1
#2766	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	2
#2274	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	8
#1783	tiny plastic spooky vampire	4
#6132	tiny plastic stab bat	2
#6172	tiny plastic star starfish	2
#979	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#2297	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	3
#3864	tiny plastic taco cat	1
#2153	tiny plastic topiary golem	3
#4484	tiny plastic turtle tamer	1
#2754	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	2
#3875	tiny plastic warwelf	1
#3854	tiny plastic whitesnake	1
#3850	tiny plastic zmobie	1
#863	tiny shaker of salt	2
#294	tip jar	3
#453	tires	12
#265	tisket	1
#228	titanium assault umbrella	50
#2397	toast	41
#202	tofu casserole	8
#107	tofu stir-fry	1
#133	tofu taco	1
#135	tofu wonton	1
#1619	tofurkey gravy	4
#1884	tofurkey leg	3
#160	tofurkey nugget	1
#649	tomato	23
#641	tomato daiquiri	1
#441	tomato juice of powerful power	1
#321	tomb ratchet	1
#1868	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#240	tonic water	1
#253	tooth	15
#393	toothbrush	1
#2528	toothsome rock	1
#545	top	9
#566	tortoise's blessing	2
#1843	towel	1
#2400	toy crazy train	1
#900	toy deathbot	1
#633	toy hoverpad	18
#390	toy jet pack	20
#921	toy maglev monorail	1
#2127	toy mercenary	1
#279	toy ray gun	38
#77	toy six-seater hovercraft	1
#1190	toy soldier	1
#325	toy space helmet	28
#1384	toy train	1
#1821	toy wheel	1
#3146	tree-eating kite	1
#1041	tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#618	tropical orchid	1
#599	tropical paperweight	1
#93	troutpiece	1
#169	true grit	18
#225	tube of cranberry Go-Goo	1
#576	tube of dread wax	1
#249	tube of hair oil	1
#442	tube sock	1
#392	tulip	1
#158	tuning fork	1
#674	turtle pheromones	1
#441	turtle totem	88
#184	tuxedo shirt	1
#539	twinkly nuggets	1
#516	twinkly powder	1
#915	twinkly wad	6
#1104	twitching claw	4
#76	two-handed depthsword	2
#261	uncooked chorizo	18
#417	unearthly onyx	1
#177	unfortunate dumplings	1
#693	unidentified jerky	1
#110	union scalemail pants	1
#609	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	1
#107	unrolling pin	1
#1037	unstable DNA	37
#1750	unstable laser battery	31
#135	unwound clockwork grapefruit	1
#458	upsy daisy	1
#729	urinal cake	1
#1907	useless powder	1
#1596	valuable trinket	15
#668	vampire collar	1
#2526	vampire duck-on-a-string	1
#58	velvet choker	1
#1823	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	1
#80	vial of Gnomochloric acid	1
#67	vial of baconstone juice	1
#67	vial of hamethyst juice	1
#321	vial of patchouli oil	1
#2588	vibrating cyborg knife	1
#816	viking helmet	3
#1642	vinegar	1
#365	vinegar-soaked lemon slice	20
#2081	vitachoconutriment capsule	6
#639	vodka and cranberry	1
#127	vodka and tonic	1
#101	vodka gibson	1
#467	vodka martini	1
#258	vodka stratocaster	1
#143	volleyball	1
#602	voodoo snuff	1
#666	vorpal blade	3
#296	wad of dough	167
#696	wad of tofu	1
#687	walrus-tusk earring	1
#586	wang	1
#322	war tongs	4
#466	warm mushroom	2
#835	water pipe bomb	4
#474	water wings	1
#78	weegee sqouija	1
#126	wet stew	1
#1147	wheel	2
#220	whip kit	1
#515	whiskey and cola	2
#411	whiskey and soda	1
#104	whiskey bittersweet	1
#630	whiskey sour	1
#792	white Canadian	1
#903	white balloon	1
#1159	white candy heart	1
#314	white chocolate and tomato pizza	7
#417	white chocolate chip cookies	6
#389	white chocolate chips	22
#921	white class ring	2
#586	white collar	1
#521	white lightning	13
#452	white picket fence	7
#1026	white pixel	1
#418	white satin pants	6
#582	white satin shield	1
#706	white snake skin	6
#622	white sword	3
#2054	wind-up chattering teeth	1
#668	windchimes	3
#415	wine spritzer	1
#977	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	4
#224	witty rapier	18
#495	wolf mask	28
#429	wonderwall shield	1
#744	wooden block	3
#102	wooden salad bowl	1
#335	wooden stakes	8
#596	wool hat	1
#554	worn tophat	1
#895	worthless gewgaw	1
#1041	worthless knick-knack	1
#698	woven baling wire bracelets	1
#1045	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#366	wussiness potion	38
#72	ye olde golde frontes	3
#1378	yellow candy heart	1
#279	yellow candygram	2
#101	yellow plastic hard hat	1
#2818	yellow plastic oyster egg	1
#1025	yeti fur	26
#1803	yo	2
#582	yo-yo	49
#282	yohohoyo	8

Wow, that's 15,808 items total!

what items are this player missing?