Museum :: Kipling

Kipling

Rank	Item	Quantity
#298	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	6
#114	1.21 jigawatts	1
#72	100-Watt bulb	1
#922	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#569	ASCII shirt	2
#414	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#215	Amulet of Yendor	107
#2232	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#1132	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#613	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#911	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	13
#825	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	2
#448	Bash-Ōs boxtop	2
#222	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
#440	Blackfly Chardonnay	5
#147	Blatantly Canadian	26
#815	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
#522	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
#1519	Bonerdagon necklace	4
#1674	Boss Bat bling	1
#899	Boss Bat britches	15
#570	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	6
#829	Bulky Buddy Box	3
#459	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#82	Chester's muscle shirt	1
#145	Chorale of Companionship	1
#1488	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#95	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	3
#523	Codpiece of the Goblin King	15
#2464	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#887	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	2
#249	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	3
#1850	Corpse Island iced tea	1
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#1681	Crimboween memo	4
#1217	Crown of the Goblin King	19
#150	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	4
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
#2661	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#814	Dolphin King's crown	5
#2269	Drowsy Sword	2
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#1785	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#2384	Elder Turtle Shell	1
#1165	Ent cider	1
#781	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	3
#1166	Feynman gate	5
🥇	French slippers	1
#431	Frosty's frosty mug	3
#104	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	3
#108	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	4
#413	Goodfella contract	59
#1441	Green Clover of Justice	1
#24	Hodgman's almanac	2
#125	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	1
#209	Inndya trading card	1
#1675	Iron Beta of Industry	1
🥈	Junior LAAAAME merit badge	1
#990	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
#995	Knob Goblin elite pants	1
#973	Knob Goblin elite polearm	1
#1052	Knob Goblin elite shirt	1
#1006	Knob Goblin harem pants	1
#995	Knob Goblin harem veil	1
#375	Knob Goblin lunchbox	3
🥈	LARP membership card	1
#481	LED block	2
🥇	LWA ring	1
#229	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#730	Let Me Be!	2
#1267	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	19
#813	M-242	5
#1758	Mad Train wine	1
#1985	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#851	Maxing, Relaxing	1
#226	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	15
#403	Meat detector	1
#1134	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	1
#347	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#1632	Mob Penguin cellular phone	4
#597	Mr. Joe's bangles	1
#65	Mudflap-Girl Necklace	1
#246	Nayztameetjoo trading card	1
#472	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#1573	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	1
#128	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	1
#627	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	1
#1270	Orange Star of Sacrifice	1
#843	Orcish baseball cap	1
#793	Orcish cargo shorts	1
#785	Orcish frat-paddle	1
#106	Oscus's garbage can lid	1
#1599	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	2
#814	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#266	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	1
#258	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	3
#232	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
#63	Putrid Pendant	1
#74	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	2
#260	Red Balloon of Valor	1
#673	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	3
#100	Ring of the Sewer Snake	1
#313	SPF 451 lip balm	7
#2542	Scalp of Gorgolok	1
#975	Sensual Massage for Creeps	1
#282	Sinful Desires	2
#618	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	1
#1232	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	2
#31	Staff of the Midnight Snack	3
#19	Staff of the Short Order Cook	4
#316	Supernova Champagne	12
#938	Tales from the Fireside	1
#513	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	4
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#574	Tiki lighter	1
#936	Travels with Jerry	1
#158	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#161	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
#249	Uranium Omega of Temperance	1
#1625	Valentine	5
#228	Vaso De Agua trading card	1
#1286	Wand of Nagamar	1
#133	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	4
#473	Yellow Moon of Compassion	7
#614	Zim Merman's guitar	1
#1171	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#105	Zombo's shoulder blade	1
#503	accidental cider	1
#91	albatross necklace	1
#2224	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	3
#2604	anniversary gift box	1
#886	antique greaves	1
#896	antique helmet	1
#905	antique shield	1
#947	antique spear	1
#433	asbestos apron	1
#769	aspirin	1
#2064	astronaut pants	1
#1088	atomic vector plotter	1
#115	attention spanner	1
#1582	awful poetry journal	4
#721	baby killer bee	12
#1348	badass belt	41
#133	badger badge	1
#204	bag of airline peanuts	135
#287	bag of lard	4
#632	balaclava baklava	1
#2043	ball	1
#664	balloon monkey	2
#824	banana	3
#1020	banana-frosted king cake	1
#555	barrrnacle	27
#42	barskin cloak	3
#167	bat-ass leather jacket	1
#1912	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#1444	battered Crimbo Crate	2
#172	beer bomb	250
#671	beer helmet	1
#690	beholed bedsheet	1
#745	bejeweled pledge pin	1
#522	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	2
#190	bellhop bell	2
#1022	bi-lateral logic compressor	1
#206	big bad voodoo mask	3
#1005	big red clown nose	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#1015	bit of clingfilm	3
#589	black & tan	1
#539	black candy heart	10
#351	black eyedrops	2
#694	black greaves	1
#694	black helmet	1
#667	black shield	1
#464	black spot	1
#726	black sword	1
#226	blackberry slippers	1
#924	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	7
#963	bloody clown pants	1
#253	blue plastic baby	1
🥈	blue ribbon	1
#878	blue snowcone	1
#621	blueberry-frosted king cake	1
#333	blundarrrbus	1
#213	bone collar	1
#434	borg sock monkey	4
#392	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	1
#379	bottle of Definit	1
#229	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	8
#229	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	6
#229	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	7
#624	bottle of Pinot Renoir	1
#447	bottle of alcohol	4
#306	bottle of black cat tonic	1
#407	bottle of cooking sherry	2
#1018	bottle of gin	4
#4254	bottle of goofballs	2
#135	bottle of peppermint schnapps	2
#43	bottle of perfume	1
#680	bottle of pirate juice	1
#680	bottle of popskull	1
#265	bottle of realpagne	1
#879	bottle of rum	19
#388	bottle of sewage schnapps	11
#698	bottle of tequila	16
#1040	bottle of vodka	3
#983	bottle of whiskey	9
#318	bottled inspiration	1
#771	bouquet of circular saw blades	1
#570	bowl of fishysoisse	1
#450	bowl of lucky charms	1
#257	boxed champagne	4
#1046	boxed wine	4
#318	brass stinger	1
#368	brick	105
#591	bronze breastplate	1
#447	brown plastic baby	1
#384	brown sugar cane	8
#429	buckyball	11
#1103	bugbear beanie	1
#1110	bugbear bungguard	1
#592	bullet-proof corduroys	1
#938	bunch of bananas	1
#228	burrowgrub hive	1
#185	calavera concertina	1
#1326	can of Binarrrca	4
#555	can of Swiller	1
#546	can of fake snow	1
#396	can of franks 'n' beans	1
#494	can of spinach	4
#11	can of starch	17
#1463	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	5
#57	candied yam pinky ring	1
#2875	candied yams	1
#2743	candy cane	6
#1783	candy stake	4
#213	canteen of wine	109
#969	capacitor relay	9
#968	carbon nanotube frame	9
#334	cheap elven gloves	13
#1187	cheap plastic bottle opener	4
#1660	cheap toaster	1
#409	chocolate spurs	1
#939	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	1
#1565	chunk of depleted Grimacite	3
#31	clingfilm cap	1
#40	clingfilm slippers	1
#34	clingfilm trousers	1
#102	clockwork hat	1
#101	clockwork pants	1
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#286	clown hammer	98
#797	clown shoes	1
#1632	club necklace	4
#777	cold ninja mask	1
#716	comfy coffin	1
#286	commemorative war stein	124
#1056	computronic processing unit	1
#360	corncob pipe	3
#849	cornuthaum	1
#1822	corpse on the beach	1
#1818	corpsedriver	1
#1811	corpsetini	1
#362	costume sword	1
#376	cruelty-free wine	4
#186	cup of primitive beer	13
#919	cyborg doll	1
#1826	cyborg stompin' boot	1
#363	cymbal syrup	19
#1025	daisy	1
#427	deadly lampshade	2
#268	defective skull	90
#1017	delicious salad	15
#164	demonskin jacket	1
#863	dense meat stack	8
#59	dental pliers	1
#507	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	1
#2467	diamond necklace	2
#177	diamond-studded fronts	1
#532	disbelief suspenders	1
#538	distilled fortified wine	4
#587	distressed denim pants	1
#1577	disturbing fanfic	4
#1263	doll house	2
#772	dollhive	8
#414	donkey flipbook	2
#611	drab sonata	3
#656	duck-on-a-string	3
#129	duct tape dockers	1
#93	duct tape fedora	1
#232	duct tape sword	1
#745	dusty bottle of Marsala	6
#944	dusty bottle of Merlot	2
#613	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	12
#683	dusty bottle of Port	10
#663	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	9
#399	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	1
#895	eXtreme mittens	1
#854	eXtreme scarf	1
#3662	easter egg balloon	3
#1436	eggnog	7
#828	elven limbos gingerbread	13
#664	elven moonshine	14
#300	elven socks	15
#194	elven whittling knife	1
#1479	enchanted leopard-print barbell	2
#138	enchanted toothpick	10
#124	enchantlers	1
#226	encoder ring	88
#579	ennui-flavored potato chips	40
#237	escargotsicle	1
#549	evil googly eye	8
#2680	evil teddy bear	1
#132	evil teddy bear sewing kit	2
#281	explosion-flavored chewing gum	99
#746	extra-greasy slider	1
#74	extra-large palm-frond toupee	2
#402	eye-pod	1
#1086	eyepatch	1
#733	facsimile dictionary	12
#761	fake blood	1
#260	fake fake vomit	117
#202	fake hand	128
#513	fake plastic grass	3
#291	false eyelashes	1
#67	fancy ball mask	2
#3305	fancy but probably evil chocolate	3
#377	fancy canapés	1
#971	fancy chocolate	3
#2035	fancy dress ball	2
#291	felt	28
#230	festive holiday hat	18
#439	filth-encrusted futon	2
#1000	filthy corduroys	1
#970	filthy knitted dread sack	1
#1346	fire	2
#692	[2426]fire flower	1
#339	flamin' bindle	2
#379	flaming glowsticks	1
#443	flute of flat champagne	11
#497	foam noodle	1
#791	foolscap fool's cap	1
#562	frigid air mattress	1
#428	frilly shirt	1
#604	frozen banquet	2
#1675	fruitcake	7
#158	funky brass fez	1
#427	furry pants	1
#3221	fuzzy dice	2
#600	gator skin	1
#56	gazing shoes	1
#444	gearbox necklace	2
#99	giant book of ancient carols	1
#1640	giant discarded bottlecap	1
#2409	giant discarded plastic fork	1
#1516	giant discarded torn-up glove	1
#398	giant glass of brandy	1
#1187	giant pinky ring	9
#2188	gingerbread bugbear	5
#2303	gingerbread horror	3
#1336	gingerbread mutant bugbear	4
#209	gingham blouse	1
#1495	gloomy black mushroom	1
#359	gnauga hide	13
#155	gnauga hide buckler	1
#149	gnauga hide chaps	1
#203	gnauga hide whip	1
#693	golden ring	40
#850	googly eye	14
#883	goth kid t-shirt	2
#222	grass blade	1
#193	grass hat	1
#188	grass skirt	1
#412	gray bow tie	17
#882	green balloon	1
#1298	green beer	5
#766	green glowstick	2
#81	green pixie spog	1
#651	grue egg	41
#368	grungy flannel shirt	1
#984	guy made of bee pollen	1
#1225	gyroscope	1
#190	handful of Laughing Willow bark	1
#2200	handful of confetti	14
#236	handmade hobby horse	1
#56	hardware upgrade	1
#571	harem girl t-shirt	1
#1241	herb brownies	1
#1742	herbal stuffing	3
#601	high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	4
#147	hipposkin poncho	1
#358	hot pink lipstick	1
#306	hovering sombrero	1
#1026	hyperbolic plasma focuser	1
#729	hypodermic needle	1
#610	iGoogly	28
#325	iced-out bling	1
#52	icicle katana	2
#426	icy-hot katana	1
#1278	immense cyborg hand	4
#141	inflatable duck	12
#691	invisible bag	1
#1263	ion grid	5
#1080	ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	1
#920	iron pasta spoon	3
#1395	irradiated candy cane	4
#201	irradiated pet snacks	1
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#699	jar of fermented pickle juice	1
#405	jar of squeeze	2
#200	jazz soap	135
#178	joybuzzer	152
#211	kickback cookbook	3
#1346	killing feather	35
#2060	kite	1
#1425	kneecapping stick	3
#347	knuckle sandwich	71
#225	kumquat	4
#2060	laser-broiled pear	11
#210	leaflet	6
#721	length of string	15
#412	leprechaun hatchling	1
#328	limburger biker boots	1
#665	loaded serum blowgun	6
#1537	logic synthesizer	2
#279	longhaired hippy wig	2
#377	los chinos	1
#187	lucky rabbit's foot	30
#1347	mad scientist's sock monkey	1
#1373	mafia aria	6
#206	magical ice cube with a fly in it	134
#387	magnifying glass	1
#146	makeshift cape	2
#171	makeshift skirt	1
#181	makeshift turban	1
#750	many-eyed glasses	1
#1086	marionette	1
#575	marionette collective	1
#495	marshmallow	20
#335	meatcar model	1
#199	menorette	1
#99	metal mandible	1
#33	metallic foil bow	1
#790	miner's helmet	1
#785	miner's pants	1
#303	miniature carton of clove cigarettes	1
#137	miniature dormouse	1
#123	miniature espresso maker	1
#635	monomolecular yo-yo	76
#354	mood ring	24
#364	moonglasses	1
#433	mylar scout drone	11
#3074	nanite-infested candy cane	2
#1928	nanite-infested eggnog	3
#3326	nanite-infested fruitcake	1
#2030	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	3
#926	nanofiber cloth	3
#361	natty blue ascot	1
#858	ninja hot pants	1
#843	obsidian dagger	21
#28	one-winged stab bat	13
#1187	oozenog	4
#865	oriole-feather headdress	1
#70	overclocked avian microprocessor	1
#1291	oversized fish scaler	4
#1351	oyster basket	2
#189	palm-frond capris	1
#396	palm-frond toupee	1
#213	palm-frond whip	1
#1171	pants of the Slug Lord	2
#363	parasitic claw	1
#228	parasitic headgnawer	1
#233	parasitic strangleworm	1
#189	parasitic tentacles	1
#806	party hat	1
#70	penguin-smacking club	1
#1429	pet rock	4
#181	pet rock "Groucho" disguise	137
#198	pet rock "Snooty" disguise	138
#119	pirate brochure	1
#149	pirate pamphlet	1
#681	pirate shirt	1
#131	pirate tract	1
#288	pixel hat	1
#162	pixel pants	1
#211	pixel sword	1
#329	plexiglass pikestaff	1
#359	polka-dot bow tie	1
#1722	polyalloy shield	2
#1184	pool cue	1
#937	portable corkscrew	6
#178	potato sprout	11
#263	pregnant mushroom	1
#1150	prehistoric spear	2
#730	prosthetic forehead	1
#187	psycho sweater	2
#1079	pulsing flesh	3
#891	purple snowcone	1
#1068	quantum polarity inducer	1
#1303	rag doll	1
#103	rainbow tie	1
#200	raspberry	5
#127	ratarang	1
#2248	razor-tipped yo-yo	1
#872	really dense meat stack	6
#1005	recursive spline reticulator	1
#846	red snowcone	1
#576	reinforced beaded headband	1
#1107	reverse-oscillating klystron	1
#285	rewinged stab bat	2
#406	rhesus monkey	1
#305	right half of a heart necklace	2
#940	rigid carapace	5
#1130	ring of aggravate monster	1
#1156	roasted marshmallow	8
#620	roboduck-on-a-string	2
#224	robotronic egg	104
#485	[2108]rock	9
#1855	rogue swarmer	31
#388	round green sunglasses	1
#637	round purple sunglasses	1
#1490	rubber WWBD? bracelet	5
#1833	rubber WWJD? bracelet	4
#1124	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	7
#2125	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	3
#284	rubber emo roe	108
#1022	rusty chain necklace	1
#849	rusty grave robbing shovel	1
#325	sabre-toothed lime cub	2
#156	safety vest	1
#1703	sandwich of the gods	2
#1749	sawblade fragment	31
#1033	sawblade shield	1
#558	scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil	1
#1213	scroll of drastic healing	2
#1014	scroll of pasta summoning	5
#206	sensitive poetry journal	2
#1088	servomechanical torsion facilitator	1
#575	sewer nuggets	1
#351	sewer wad	1
#436	shiny butcherknife	1
#2571	shiny ring	2
#412	shock collar	1
#198	shot of nepenthe schnapps	2
#147	shrinking powder	3
#409	silver shrimp fork	4
#190	six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola	1
#509	skewer-mounted razor blade	1
#149	smile-sharpening stone	1
#40	smoldering box	3
#760	snake	5
#860	snifter of thoroughly aged brandy	2
#802	snowboarder pants	1
#1347	sock monkey	1
#1417	solid gold bowling ball	7
#2494	spade necklace	2
#668	spark plug earring	1
#761	sparkler	5
#1208	spectre scepter	24
#1948	spooky eggnog	3
#1020	spooky felt	8
#833	spooky hockey mask	2
#1449	spooky length of string	4
#1600	spooky stuffing	1
#1571	spooky toy wheel	1
#84	spoon!	1
#1281	stainless steel scarf	2
#1129	stainless steel shillelagh	4
#932	stainless steel skullcap	4
#1049	stainless steel slacks	4
#773	stainless steel solitaire	4
#1345	stainless steel suspenders	2
#310	star buckler	1
#608	star chart	10
#606	star hat	1
#330	star pants	1
#288	star shirt	1
#133	star spatula	1
#643	stick	3
#684	stick of "gum"	2
#939	strange shiny disc	1
#1377	string of blue beads	7
#1501	string of green beads	6
#1584	string of red beads	5
#1907	stuffed Cheshire bitten	26
#3749	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	11
#2345	stuffed alien blob	2
#5256	stuffed angry cow	6
#3006	stuffed astral badger	15
#4051	stuffed baby gravy fairy	10
#2500	stuffed cocoabo	19
#905	stuffed dodecapede	2
#3202	stuffed doppelshifter	1
#2477	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	20
#3407	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	13
#953	stuffed ghuol whelp	1
#503	stuffed gray blob	76
#3821	stuffed hand turkey	11
#2143	stuffed mind flayer	24
#1715	stuffed ninja snowman	1
#2945	stuffed scary death orb	16
#4801	stuffed shoulder parrot	1
#2682	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	18
#4403	stuffed snowy owl	8
#2559	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	19
#3048	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	15
#3389	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	13
#664	stuffing	13
#1276	sturdy Crimbo crate	5
#1049	sub-molecular interocitor	1
#766	sucky decal	1
#1225	support cummerbund	2
#454	supportive bra	2
#964	swashbuckling pants	1
#523	synthetic stuffing	12
#246	tangerine	3
#384	targeting chip	1
#322	tasket	1
#75	tasteful black bow tie	1
#724	tasty tart	1
#468	tattered paper crown	2
#774	tattered scrap of paper	1
#2033	teddy bear	1
#269	teddy bear sewing kit	1
#1222	teddy borg	4
#535	teeny-tiny magic scroll	1
#341	terrible poem	1
#309	theoretical string	56
#211	thistle wine	15
🥇	time sleigh	1
#325	tiny Mountie hat	1
#411	tiny balloon knife	1
#383	tiny house	500
#382	tiny knife and fork	1
#101	tiny makeup kit	1
#463	tiny maracas	1
#96	tiny nose-bone fetish	1
#3930	tiny plastic Axe Wound	1
#3115	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	1
#8189	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	1
#4311	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	1
#2896	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	2
#2898	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	1
#1550	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	1
#3121	tiny plastic Felonia	1
#2805	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	2
#3909	tiny plastic Hellion	1
#3883	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	1
#3074	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	1
#3872	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	1
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#2182	tiny plastic Protagonist	3
#1531	tiny plastic Scream Queen	1
#3904	tiny plastic Spam Witch	1
#3065	tiny plastic The Man	1
#2947	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	1
#1732	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	1
#4842	tiny plastic angry goat	3
#2811	tiny plastic anime smiley	2
#2790	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	2
#3978	tiny plastic astronomer	1
#4862	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	3
#3938	tiny plastic barrrnacle	4
#4477	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	1
#6188	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	2
#2851	tiny plastic brainsweeper	2
#989	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#4874	tiny plastic cocoabo	3
#4886	tiny plastic coffee pixie	3
#4495	tiny plastic disco bandit	1
#1018	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#3909	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	1
#4885	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	3
#8184	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	1
#3959	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	4
#1738	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	1
#3945	tiny plastic grue	4
#2706	tiny plastic hermit	2
#4796	tiny plastic killer bee	3
#2824	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	2
#8200	tiny plastic leprechaun	1
#8101	tiny plastic levitating potato	1
#2728	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	2
#8109	tiny plastic mosquito	1
#1036	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#6133	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	2
#2612	tiny plastic seal clubber	2
#1558	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	1
#3951	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	1
#4899	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	3
#3949	tiny plastic stab bat	4
#3349	tiny plastic star starfish	5
#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#2292	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	3
#2767	tiny plastic topiary golem	2
#3873	tiny plastic warwelf	1
#265	tisket	1
#1903	tofurkey gravy	3
#1885	tofurkey leg	3
#926	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	2
#2526	toothsome rock	1
#2069	top	1
#477	tortoise's blessing	3
#828	towel	9
#1868	toy crazy train	2
#334	toy deathbot	3
#413	toy hoverpad	36
#2209	toy jet pack	1
#921	toy maglev monorail	1
#1564	toy mercenary	2
#1815	toy ray gun	2
#77	toy six-seater hovercraft	1
#1190	toy soldier	1
#2262	toy space helmet	1
#1384	toy train	1
#607	toy wheel	15
#1429	tree-eating kite	12
#1037	tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#165	tube sock	3
#158	tuning fork	1
#183	tuxedo shirt	1
#1260	twitching claw	3
#1050	unstable DNA	36
#2080	unstable laser battery	24
#667	vampire collar	1
#2525	vampire duck-on-a-string	1
#669	vanilla-frosted king cake	1
#58	velvet choker	1
#908	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	7
#1062	vibrating cyborg knife	7
#673	vitachoconutriment capsule	7
#471	voodoo snuff	2
#895	vorpal blade	1
#474	water wings	1
#78	weegee sqouija	1
#1147	wheel	2
#603	white hat hacker T-shirt	1
#122	white snakeskin duster	1
#218	whoopie cushion	131
#293	wind-up chattering teeth	107
#615	witch hat	1
#1245	wolf mask	1
#224	wooden block	14
#61	woolen cravat	1
#699	woven baling wire bracelets	1
#333	wreath of laurels	2
#696	wrench bracelet	3
#82	wriggling tentacle	1
#325	x-ray specs	69
#176	yak anorak	1
#277	yellow snowcone	117
#1584	yo	3
#2364	yo-yo	1
#678	zombie pineal gland	7

Wow, that's 6,351 items total!

what items are this player missing?