Kipling

RankItemQuantity
#299'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign6
#1141.21 jigawatts1
#72100-Watt bulb1
#9217-Foot Dwarven mattock1
#569ASCII shirt2
#414Aluminum Epsilon of Humility1
#214Amulet of Yendor107
#2230Ancient Saucehelm1
#1133Asleep in the Cemetery1
#613Baron von Ratsworth's money clip1
#911Baron von Ratsworth's monocle13
#824Baron von Ratsworth's tophat2
#446Bash-Ōs boxtop2
#222Benetton's Medley of Diversity1
#932Better Than Cuddling Cake1
#883Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook1
#440Blackfly Chardonnay5
#147Blatantly Canadian26
#815Blizzards I Have Died In1
#521Blue Diamond of Honesty1
#1518Bonerdagon necklace4
#1673Boss Bat bling1
#900Boss Bat britches15
#571Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air6
#830Bulky Buddy Box3
#459C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button1
🥈C.B.F.G.1
#85Can-Can skirt1
#163Cerebral Cloche1
#312Cerebral Crossbow1
#188Cerebral Culottes1
#83Chester's muscle shirt1
#145Chorale of Companionship1
#1488Cloaca-Cola fatigues1
#1419Cloaca-Cola helmet1
#1429Cloaca-Cola shield1
#95Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration3
#522Codpiece of the Goblin King15
#2464Colander of Em-er'il1
#491Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket1
#399Cookbook of the Damned1
#886Copper Alpha of Sincerity2
#249Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket3
#1850Corpse Island iced tea1
#272Crimbo ukulele1
#1681Crimboween memo4
#1218Crown of the Goblin King19
#150Danglin' Chad's loincloth4
#228Das Überkühlraum trading card1
#2661Disco 'Fro Pick1
#814Dolphin King's crown5
#2267Drowsy Sword2
#1406Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues1
#1417Dyspepsi-Cola helmet1
#1376Dyspepsi-Cola shield1
#1786El Sombrero De Lopez1
#42El Vibrato energy spear1
#45El Vibrato helmet1
#31El Vibrato leg guards1
#2384Elder Turtle Shell1
#1165Ent cider1
#781Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots3
#1166Feynman gate5
🥇French slippers1
#430Frosty's frosty mug3
#104Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire3
#108Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer4
#413Goodfella contract59
#1440Green Clover of Justice1
#24Hodgman's almanac2
#125Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics1
#209Inndya trading card1
#1674Iron Beta of Industry1
🥈Junior LAAAAME merit badge1
#991Knob Goblin elite helm1
#996Knob Goblin elite pants1
#973Knob Goblin elite polearm1
#1052Knob Goblin elite shirt1
#1007Knob Goblin harem pants1
#997Knob Goblin harem veil1
#376Knob Goblin lunchbox3
🥈LARP membership card1
#481LED block2
🥇LWA ring1
#229Lead Zeta of Chastity1
#730Let Me Be!2
#1269Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet19
#814M-2425
#1758Mad Train wine1
#1985MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech1
#848Maxing, Relaxing1
#226McMillicancuddy's Special Lager15
#403Meat detector1
#1134Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler1
#347Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot1
#1631Mob Penguin cellular phone4
#597Mr. Joe's bangles1
#65Mudflap-Girl Necklace1
#246Nayztameetjoo trading card1
#472Necrotelicomnicon1
#1574Nickel Gamma of Frugality1
#128Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork1
#625Ol' Scratch's salad fork1
#1269Orange Star of Sacrifice1
#844Orcish baseball cap1
#793Orcish cargo shorts1
#785Orcish frat-paddle1
#106Oscus's garbage can lid1
#1599Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster2
#814Pink Heart of Spirit1
#266Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit1
#258Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket3
#232Purple Horseshoe of Honor1
#63Putrid Pendant1
#74Really Expensive Jewelry and You2
#260Red Balloon of Valor1
#673Retenez L'Herbe Paté3
#100Ring of the Sewer Snake1
#314SPF 451 lip balm7
#2541Scalp of Gorgolok1
#975Sensual Massage for Creeps1
#282Sinful Desires2
#618Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags1
#1232St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket2
#31Staff of the Midnight Snack3
#19Staff of the Short Order Cook4
#316Supernova Champagne12
#938Tales from the Fireside1
#513The Big Book of Pirate Insults4
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
#574Tiki lighter1
#936Travels with Jerry1
#157Tropical Crimbo Hat1
#160Tropical Crimbo Shorts1
#189Tropical Crimbo Sword1
#1250Uncle Crimbo's Rations1
#250Uranium Omega of Temperance1
#1625Valentine5
#228Vaso De Agua trading card1
#1286Wand of Nagamar1
#134Ye Olde Navy Fleece4
#474Yellow Moon of Compassion7
#615Zim Merman's guitar1
#1171Zinc Delta of Tranquility1
#104Zombo's shoulder blade1
#503accidental cider1
#91albatross necklace1
#2224ancient unspeakable fruitcake3
#2605anniversary gift box1
#888antique greaves1
#898antique helmet1
#906antique shield1
#948antique spear1
#433asbestos apron1
#769aspirin1
#2064astronaut pants1
#1088atomic vector plotter1
#115attention spanner1
#1582awful poetry journal4
#723baby killer bee12
#1348badass belt41
#133badger badge1
#203bag of airline peanuts135
#287bag of lard4
#632balaclava baklava1
#2042ball1
#665balloon monkey2
#825banana3
#1020banana-frosted king cake1
#555barrrnacle27
#42barskin cloak3
#167bat-ass leather jacket1
#1912bat-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#1447battered Crimbo Crate2
#171beer bomb250
#673beer helmet1
#690beholed bedsheet1
#745bejeweled pledge pin1
#524bell-shaped Crimbo cookie2
#191bellhop bell2
#1022bi-lateral logic compressor1
#206big bad voodoo mask3
#1005big red clown nose1
🥈biomechanical crimborg helmet1
🥈biomechanical crimborg leg armor1
#1014bit of clingfilm3
#589black & tan1
#538black candy heart10
#351black eyedrops2
#694black greaves1
#695black helmet1
#667black shield1
#464black spot1
#727black sword1
#226blackberry slippers1
#924blob-shaped Crimbo cookie7
#964bloody clown pants1
#253blue plastic baby1
🥈blue ribbon1
#877blue snowcone1
#621blueberry-frosted king cake1
#333blundarrrbus1
#213bone collar1
#434borg sock monkey4
#392bottle of Calcutta Emerald1
#378bottle of Definit1
#228bottle of Domesticated Turkey8
#230bottle of Jorge Sinsonte6
#230bottle of Lieutenant Freeman7
#624bottle of Pinot Renoir1
#447bottle of alcohol4
#307bottle of black cat tonic1
#407bottle of cooking sherry2
#1016bottle of gin4
#4254bottle of goofballs2
#134bottle of peppermint schnapps2
#42bottle of perfume1
#679bottle of pirate juice1
#679bottle of popskull1
#266bottle of realpagne1
#876bottle of rum19
#388bottle of sewage schnapps11
#697bottle of tequila16
#1039bottle of vodka3
#983bottle of whiskey9
#318bottled inspiration1
#771bouquet of circular saw blades1
#570bowl of fishysoisse1
#450bowl of lucky charms1
#256boxed champagne4
#1045boxed wine4
#318brass stinger1
#368brick105
#590bronze breastplate1
#447brown plastic baby1
#383brown sugar cane8
#428buckyball11
#1102bugbear beanie1
#1109bugbear bungguard1
#592bullet-proof corduroys1
#938bunch of bananas1
#228burrowgrub hive1
#185calavera concertina1
#1325can of Binarrrca4
#554can of Swiller1
#545can of fake snow1
#396can of franks 'n' beans1
#494can of spinach4
#11can of starch17
#1464can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce5
#57candied yam pinky ring1
#2875candied yams1
#2741candy cane6
#1783candy stake4
#213canteen of wine109
#968capacitor relay9
#968carbon nanotube frame9
#334cheap elven gloves13
#1187cheap plastic bottle opener4
#1660cheap toaster1
#409chocolate spurs1
#939chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses1
#1565chunk of depleted Grimacite3
#31clingfilm cap1
#40clingfilm slippers1
#34clingfilm trousers1
#102clockwork hat1
#101clockwork pants1
#154clockwork trench coat1
#286clown hammer98
#798clown shoes1
#1633club necklace4
#777cold ninja mask1
#716comfy coffin1
#287commemorative war stein124
#1056computronic processing unit1
#360corncob pipe3
#850cornuthaum1
#1822corpse on the beach1
#1818corpsedriver1
#1811corpsetini1
#362costume sword1
#376cruelty-free wine4
#187cup of primitive beer13
#919cyborg doll1
#1826cyborg stompin' boot1
#362cymbal syrup19
#1025daisy1
#427deadly lampshade2
#267defective skull90
#1018delicious salad15
#164demonskin jacket1
#859dense meat stack8
#59dental pliers1
#507depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick1
#2467diamond necklace2
#177diamond-studded fronts1
#532disbelief suspenders1
#538distilled fortified wine4
#587distressed denim pants1
#1577disturbing fanfic4
#1263doll house2
#772dollhive8
#413donkey flipbook2
#611drab sonata3
#656duck-on-a-string3
#127duct tape dockers1
#92duct tape fedora1
#232duct tape sword1
#745dusty bottle of Marsala6
#944dusty bottle of Merlot2
#613dusty bottle of Pinot Noir12
#683dusty bottle of Port10
#663dusty bottle of Zinfandel9
#399eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest1
#896eXtreme mittens1
#856eXtreme scarf1
#3661easter egg balloon3
#1436eggnog7
#828elven limbos gingerbread13
#664elven moonshine14
#300elven socks15
#193elven whittling knife1
#1480enchanted leopard-print barbell2
#139enchanted toothpick10
#124enchantlers1
#225encoder ring88
#579ennui-flavored potato chips40
#239escargotsicle1
#549evil googly eye8
#2680evil teddy bear1
#132evil teddy bear sewing kit2
#280explosion-flavored chewing gum99
#743extra-greasy slider1
#74extra-large palm-frond toupee2
#402eye-pod1
#1086eyepatch1
#733facsimile dictionary12
#761fake blood1
#259fake fake vomit117
#203fake hand128
#512fake plastic grass3
#291false eyelashes1
#67fancy ball mask2
#3305fancy but probably evil chocolate3
#377fancy canapés1
#968fancy chocolate3
#2035fancy dress ball2
#291felt28
#230festive holiday hat18
#439filth-encrusted futon2
#1000filthy corduroys1
#972filthy knitted dread sack1
#1347fire2
#692[2426]fire flower1
#339flamin' bindle2
#378flaming glowsticks1
#444flute of flat champagne11
#496foam noodle1
#793foolscap fool's cap1
#562frigid air mattress1
#428frilly shirt1
#604frozen banquet2
#1675fruitcake7
#158funky brass fez1
#428furry pants1
#3221fuzzy dice2
#600gator skin1
#56gazing shoes1
#443gearbox necklace2
#99giant book of ancient carols1
#1641giant discarded bottlecap1
#2409giant discarded plastic fork1
#1517giant discarded torn-up glove1
#398giant glass of brandy1
#1187giant pinky ring9
#2189gingerbread bugbear5
#2303gingerbread horror3
#1335gingerbread mutant bugbear4
#210gingham blouse1
#1495gloomy black mushroom1
#359gnauga hide13
#155gnauga hide buckler1
#149gnauga hide chaps1
#203gnauga hide whip1
#692golden ring40
#850googly eye14
#883goth kid t-shirt2
#223grass blade1
#194grass hat1
#188grass skirt1
#411gray bow tie17
#882green balloon1
#1297green beer5
#765green glowstick2
#81green pixie spog1
#650grue egg41
#369grungy flannel shirt1
#984guy made of bee pollen1
#1225gyroscope1
#190handful of Laughing Willow bark1
#2200handful of confetti14
#236handmade hobby horse1
#56hardware upgrade1
#571harem girl t-shirt1
#1241herb brownies1
#1743herbal stuffing3
#601high-resistance ultrapolymer plating4
#148hipposkin poncho1
#358hot pink lipstick1
#306hovering sombrero1
#1025hyperbolic plasma focuser1
#729hypodermic needle1
#610iGoogly28
#325iced-out bling1
#52icicle katana2
#426icy-hot katana1
#1278immense cyborg hand4
#141inflatable duck12
#691invisible bag1
#1262ion grid5
#1080ion-pulse modulation stabilizer1
#920iron pasta spoon3
#1396irradiated candy cane4
#201irradiated pet snacks1
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#696jar of fermented pickle juice1
#405jar of squeeze2
#199jazz soap135
#177joybuzzer152
#211kickback cookbook3
#1345killing feather35
#2060kite1
#1425kneecapping stick3
#347knuckle sandwich71
#226kumquat4
#2060laser-broiled pear11
#210leaflet6
#721length of string15
#412leprechaun hatchling1
#328limburger biker boots1
#665loaded serum blowgun6
#1537logic synthesizer2
#280longhaired hippy wig2
#377los chinos1
#187lucky rabbit's foot30
#1347mad scientist's sock monkey1
#1372mafia aria6
#206magical ice cube with a fly in it134
#387magnifying glass1
#145makeshift cape2
#171makeshift skirt1
#181makeshift turban1
#750many-eyed glasses1
#1086marionette1
#575marionette collective1
#495marshmallow20
#335meatcar model1
#199menorette1
#99metal mandible1
#33metallic foil bow1
#791miner's helmet1
#785miner's pants1
#303miniature carton of clove cigarettes1
#137miniature dormouse1
#123miniature espresso maker1
#634monomolecular yo-yo76
#354mood ring24
#364moonglasses1
#433mylar scout drone11
#3075nanite-infested candy cane2
#1929nanite-infested eggnog3
#3326nanite-infested fruitcake1
#2030nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear3
#926nanofiber cloth3
#361natty blue ascot1
#858ninja hot pants1
#842obsidian dagger21
#28one-winged stab bat13
#1187oozenog4
#865oriole-feather headdress1
#70overclocked avian microprocessor1
#1290oversized fish scaler4
#1352oyster basket2
#189palm-frond capris1
#396palm-frond toupee1
#213palm-frond whip1
#1171pants of the Slug Lord2
#363parasitic claw1
#227parasitic headgnawer1
#233parasitic strangleworm1
#190parasitic tentacles1
#807party hat1
#70penguin-smacking club1
#1430pet rock4
#180pet rock "Groucho" disguise137
#197pet rock "Snooty" disguise138
#121pirate brochure1
#150pirate pamphlet1
#681pirate shirt1
#132pirate tract1
#288pixel hat1
#162pixel pants1
#211pixel sword1
#328plexiglass pikestaff1
#359polka-dot bow tie1
#1721polyalloy shield2
#1184pool cue1
#937portable corkscrew6
#178potato sprout11
#263pregnant mushroom1
#1150prehistoric spear2
#730prosthetic forehead1
#187psycho sweater2
#1079pulsing flesh3
#890purple snowcone1
#1068quantum polarity inducer1
#1303rag doll1
#103rainbow tie1
#200raspberry5
#127ratarang1
#2247razor-tipped yo-yo1
#871really dense meat stack6
#1005recursive spline reticulator1
#845red snowcone1
#577reinforced beaded headband1
#1107reverse-oscillating klystron1
#285rewinged stab bat2
#406rhesus monkey1
#304right half of a heart necklace2
#940rigid carapace5
#1131ring of aggravate monster1
#1155roasted marshmallow8
#620roboduck-on-a-string2
#224robotronic egg104
#486[2108]rock9
#1855rogue swarmer31
#389round green sunglasses1
#638round purple sunglasses1
#1490rubber WWBD? bracelet5
#1836rubber WWJD? bracelet4
#1124rubber WWSPD? bracelet7
#2126rubber WWtNSD? bracelet3
#283rubber emo roe108
#1020rusty chain necklace1
#849rusty grave robbing shovel1
#325sabre-toothed lime cub2
#156safety vest1
#1705sandwich of the gods2
#1749sawblade fragment31
#1031sawblade shield1
#559scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil1
#1213scroll of drastic healing2
#1014scroll of pasta summoning5
#206sensitive poetry journal2
#1088servomechanical torsion facilitator1
#575sewer nuggets1
#351sewer wad1
#436shiny butcherknife1
#2571shiny ring2
#412shock collar1
#199shot of nepenthe schnapps2
#148shrinking powder3
#409silver shrimp fork4
#190six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola1
#509skewer-mounted razor blade1
#149smile-sharpening stone1
#40smoldering box3
#761snake5
#860snifter of thoroughly aged brandy2
#803snowboarder pants1
#1348sock monkey1
#1418solid gold bowling ball7
#2494spade necklace2
#666spark plug earring1
#762sparkler5
#1210spectre scepter24
#1948spooky eggnog3
#1020spooky felt8
#834spooky hockey mask2
#1449spooky length of string4
#1600spooky stuffing1
#1572spooky toy wheel1
#84spoon!1
#1280stainless steel scarf2
#1128stainless steel shillelagh4
#932stainless steel skullcap4
#1049stainless steel slacks4
#773stainless steel solitaire4
#1344stainless steel suspenders2
#310star buckler1
#608star chart10
#606star hat1
#330star pants1
#288star shirt1
#133star spatula1
#643stick3
#684stick of "gum"2
#939strange shiny disc1
#1377string of blue beads7
#1501string of green beads6
#1584string of red beads5
#1908stuffed Cheshire bitten26
#3749stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech11
#2344stuffed alien blob2
#5253stuffed angry cow6
#3005stuffed astral badger15
#4050stuffed baby gravy fairy10
#2503stuffed cocoabo19
#905stuffed dodecapede2
#3201stuffed doppelshifter1
#2479stuffed flaming gravy fairy20
#3406stuffed frozen gravy fairy13
#955stuffed ghuol whelp1
#503stuffed gray blob76
#3819stuffed hand turkey11
#2144stuffed mind flayer24
#1714stuffed ninja snowman1
#2943stuffed scary death orb16
#4801stuffed shoulder parrot1
#2681stuffed sleazy gravy fairy18
#4401stuffed snowy owl8
#2562stuffed spooky gravy fairy19
#3047stuffed stinky gravy fairy15
#3386stuffed undead elbow macaroni13
#664stuffing13
#1276sturdy Crimbo crate5
#1049sub-molecular interocitor1
#766sucky decal1
#1225support cummerbund2
#454supportive bra2
#964swashbuckling pants1
#523synthetic stuffing12
#246tangerine3
#384targeting chip1
#322tasket1
#75tasteful black bow tie1
#724tasty tart1
#468tattered paper crown2
#774tattered scrap of paper1
#2033teddy bear1
#269teddy bear sewing kit1
#1222teddy borg4
#535teeny-tiny magic scroll1
#341terrible poem1
#309theoretical string56
#211thistle wine15
🥇time sleigh1
#325tiny Mountie hat1
#411tiny balloon knife1
#384tiny house500
#382tiny knife and fork1
#101tiny makeup kit1
#463tiny maracas1
#96tiny nose-bone fetish1
#3933tiny plastic Axe Wound1
#3114tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth1
#8192tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#4310tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#2896tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer2
#2899tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#3121tiny plastic Felonia1
#2806tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser2
#3910tiny plastic Hellion1
#3883tiny plastic Iiti Kitty1
#3074tiny plastic Knob Goblin King1
#3872tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl1
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#2184tiny plastic Protagonist3
#1530tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#3906tiny plastic Spam Witch1
#3066tiny plastic The Man1
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#1733tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#4843tiny plastic angry goat3
#2812tiny plastic anime smiley2
#2791tiny plastic apathetic lizardman2
#3979tiny plastic astronomer1
#4863tiny plastic baby gravy fairy3
#3939tiny plastic barrrnacle4
#4481tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#6188tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball2
#2851tiny plastic brainsweeper2
#989tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#4874tiny plastic cocoabo3
#4886tiny plastic coffee pixie3
#4498tiny plastic disco bandit1
#1018tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#3910tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker1
#4885tiny plastic fuzzy dice3
#8187tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#3958tiny plastic ghuol whelp4
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#3946tiny plastic grue4
#2707tiny plastic hermit2
#4795tiny plastic killer bee3
#2824tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box2
#8201tiny plastic leprechaun1
#8102tiny plastic levitating potato1
#2729tiny plastic lobsterfrogman2
#8112tiny plastic mosquito1
#1036tiny plastic mutant elf1
#6133tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime2
#2610tiny plastic seal clubber2
#1559tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#3952tiny plastic smarmy pirate1
#4901tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton3
#3949tiny plastic stab bat4
#3349tiny plastic star starfish5
#978tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#2294tiny plastic sweet nutcracker3
#2767tiny plastic topiary golem2
#3873tiny plastic warwelf1
#265tisket1
#1903tofurkey gravy3
#1885tofurkey leg3
#926tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie2
#2527toothsome rock1
#2068top1
#477tortoise's blessing3
#828towel9
#1868toy crazy train2
#334toy deathbot3
#412toy hoverpad36
#2209toy jet pack1
#921toy maglev monorail1
#1564toy mercenary2
#1815toy ray gun2
#77toy six-seater hovercraft1
#1190toy soldier1
#2262toy space helmet1
#1384toy train1
#607toy wheel15
#1429tree-eating kite12
#1038tree-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#165tube sock3
#158tuning fork1
#184tuxedo shirt1
#1260twitching claw3
#1049unstable DNA36
#2080unstable laser battery24
#668vampire collar1
#2525vampire duck-on-a-string1
#669vanilla-frosted king cake1
#58velvet choker1
#908vertebra of the Bonerdagon7
#1062vibrating cyborg knife7
#673vitachoconutriment capsule7
#471voodoo snuff2
#896vorpal blade1
#474water wings1
#78weegee sqouija1
#1147wheel2
#603white hat hacker T-shirt1
#122white snakeskin duster1
#217whoopie cushion131
#292wind-up chattering teeth107
#615witch hat1
#1245wolf mask1
#222wooden block14
#61woolen cravat1
#698woven baling wire bracelets1
#333wreath of laurels2
#695wrench bracelet3
#82wriggling tentacle1
#324x-ray specs69
#176yak anorak1
#276yellow snowcone117
#1584yo3
#2364yo-yo1
#678zombie pineal gland7

Wow, that's 6,351 items total!

what items are this player missing?