#247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
#280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
#297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
#227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
#432 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 4 |
#27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
#684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
#481 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 2 |
#312 | BGE merchandise order form | 13 |
#363 | BGE pocket calendar | 2 |
#898 | BGE shotglass | 6 |
#675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
#436 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 3 |
#881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
#186 | Bohemian rhapsody | 2 |
#1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
#583 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
#481 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
#509 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
#468 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
#252 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 3 |
#529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
#632 | CRIMBCO mug | 17 |
#453 | CRIMBCO wine | 17 |
#152 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 14 |
#2140 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 2 |
#5 | Cerebral Cloche | 89 |
#90 | Cheer-Up soda | 8 |
#51 | ChibiBuddy ™ (off) | 1 |
#146 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
#141 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 2 |
#399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
#1446 | Corpse Island iced tea | 2 |
#907 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 4 |
#351 | Crimbo wreath | 2 |
#6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
#107 | Crimboween memo | 75 |
#2846 | Crimbuck | 5 |
#532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
#778 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 7 |
#183 | Dust bunny | 2 |
#227 | Elfin shortbread | 4 |
#34 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 3 |
#341 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 23 |
#1689 | Feynman gate | 1 |
#63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
#147 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 2 |
#87 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
#256 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 3 |
🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
#836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
#69 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 1,160 |
#21 | License To Kill | 4 |
#1178 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 4 |
#388 | Maxing, Relaxing | 3 |
#185 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 2 |
#1130 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 10 |
#282 | Necrotelicomnicon | 2 |
#2356 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
#170 | Rainbow's Gravity | 1 |
#7 | Science Notebook | 2 |
#974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
#470 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
#476 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 20 |
#179 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 26 |
🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
#204 | Swizzler | 31 |
#93 | Tales from the Fireside | 8 |
#951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
#12 | Talisman of Bakula | 1 |
#345 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 9 |
#85 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 | 1 |
#80 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 | 1 |
#76 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 | 1 |
#67 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 | 1 |
#7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
#76 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 | 1 |
#493 | The Joy of Wassailing | 6 |
#44 | The Legendary Beat | 1 |
#1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
#166 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 4 |
#828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
#276 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 5 |
#1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
#415 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
#1376 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
#1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
#259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
#623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
#653 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
#2327 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
#126 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
#250 | Tiki lighter | 2 |
#611 | Travels with Jerry | 2 |
#158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
#161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
#189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
#306 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 5 |
#463 | Uncle Romulus | 2 |
#200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
#74 | Victor's Spoils | 2 |
#152 | Way More Tears™ pepper spray | 17 |
#472 | Wolfman Nardz | 1 |
#1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
#426 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 4 |
#91 | alien autoautopsy kit | 4 |
#618 | alphabet gum | 1 |
#124 | ammonite candy mold | 1 |
#341 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 15 |
#541 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 2 |
#398 | antique bottle opener | 2 |
#342 | antique painting of a landscape | 2 |
#354 | antique pair of blue jeans | 2 |
#928 | antique record album | 1 |
#155 | around the world | 19 |
#538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
#415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
#996 | astronaut pants | 6 |
#5 | atomic vector plotter | 1,337 |
#914 | awful poetry journal | 41 |
#197 | bag of W&Ws | 35 |
#1217 | baggie of powdered sugar | 1 |
#759 | ball | 8 |
#72 | bark beret | 1 |
#70 | bark boxers | 1 |
#91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
#498 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 4 |
#602 | bath ball gift set | 8 |
#100 | battered Crimbo Crate | 158 |
#687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
#480 | bindlestocking | 4 |
🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
#138 | blank diary | 1 |
#134 | blank fudge mold | 4 |
#378 | blind-packed capsule toy | 6 |
#924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
#174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
#61 | boneana hammock | 1 |
#981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
#17 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 189 |
#2097 | bottle of goofballs | 10 |
#95 | bottle of realpagne | 6 |
#142 | bottled inspiration | 7 |
#142 | bow staff | 1 |
#150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
#134 | bowler | 1 |
#72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
#705 | buckyball | 6 |
#610 | bunch of bananas | 4 |
#465 | bungle in the jungle | 1 |
#89 | burrowgrub hive | 2 |
#147 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 4 |
#484 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 6 |
#547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
#973 | candy cane | 36 |
#701 | candy kneecapping stick | 4 |
#814 | candy stake | 8 |
#1641 | canteen of wine | 2 |
#1498 | carbon nanotube frame | 3 |
#125 | carton of rotten eggs | 32 |
#117 | chakra malt | 1 |
#265 | chakra sludge | 1 |
#24 | chakra-mental wine | 61 |
#1345 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
#92 | cheer-o-gram | 6 |
#55 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 2 |
#41 | cheerful antler hat | 2 |
#40 | cheerful pajama pants | 2 |
#865 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 10 |
#508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
#128 | colorful plastic ball | 518 |
🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
#186 | cool mushroom | 14 |
#65 | cool mushroom wine | 5 |
#1818 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
#1421 | corpsedriver | 2 |
#1808 | corpsetini | 1 |
#117 | crystalline cheer | 876 |
#94 | crystallized memory | 3 |
#594 | cyborg doll | 2 |
#538 | cyborg stompin' boot | 4 |
🥈 | deactivated RoboGoose | 1 |
#146 | deck of tropical cards | 3 |
#385 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
#1272 | disturbing fanfic | 12 |
#1263 | doll house | 2 |
#1606 | dollhive | 1 |
#655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
#655 | duck-on-a-string | 3 |
#1578 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
#253 | eggnog | 69 |
#231 | electrical thingamabob | 36 |
#1358 | elven limbos gingerbread | 4 |
#608 | elven cellocello | 28 |
#1274 | elven moonshine | 3 |
#1135 | elven socks | 2 |
#830 | elven suicide capsule | 22 |
#293 | evil googly eye | 14 |
#670 | evil teddy bear | 19 |
#191 | evil teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
#592 | facsimile dictionary | 16 |
#21 | faded green protest sign | 2 |
#17 | faded red protest sign | 2 |
#171 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 24 |
#401 | fancy dress ball | 33 |
#1164 | festive holiday hat | 2 |
#687 | festive sausage | 2 |
#60 | fez of etymology | 8 |
#381 | fire | 15 |
#368 | flaming mushroom | 7 |
#186 | flaming mushroom wine | 2 |
#9 | flask of Amontillado | 35 |
#32 | flat mushroom wine | 9 |
#92 | floaty gravel | 2 |
#104 | floaty inverse geode | 2 |
#418 | floaty pebbles | 1 |
#7 | floaty rock helmet | 1 |
#7 | floaty rock necklace | 1 |
#813 | floaty sand | 4 |
#121 | foreign box | 1 |
#27 | frozen Mob Penguin | 170 |
#1329 | fruitcake | 11 |
#252 | fudge bunny | 2 |
#197 | fudge cube | 1 |
#612 | fudge lily | 4 |
#258 | fudge spork | 1 |
#875 | fudgecule | 186 |
#173 | giant green gummi ingot | 1 |
#161 | giant red gummi ingot | 1 |
#169 | giant yellow gummi ingot | 1 |
#570 | gingerbread bugbear | 41 |
#1070 | gingerbread horror | 6 |
#610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
#938 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 5 |
#226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
#2081 | golden ring | 35 |
#1916 | googly eye | 3 |
#222 | grass blade | 1 |
#193 | grass hat | 1 |
#188 | grass skirt | 1 |
#29 | green drunki-bear | 57 |
#881 | green gummi ingot | 5 |
#278 | herringcello | 38 |
#866 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
#109 | holiday log | 2 |
#119 | huge bowl of candy | 12 |
#194 | hunk of granite | 1 |
#172 | ice stein | 2 |
#81 | icy mushroom wine | 4 |
#1922 | immense cyborg hand | 2 |
#649 | incredibly creepy marionette | 4 |
#600 | iron pasta spoon | 8 |
#977 | irradiated candy cane | 5 |
#23 | jar of swamp gas | 5,198 |
#308 | kickback cookbook | 2 |
#883 | killer rag doll | 2 |
#1041 | killing feather | 41 |
#1114 | kite | 5 |
#486 | kneecapping stick | 26 |
#737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
#178 | leftover Crimbo rations | 1 |
#162 | library card | 3 |
#1828 | licorice garrote | 1 |
#584 | lollipop stick | 33 |
#38 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 3 |
#432 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 8 |
#1137 | mafia aria | 10 |
#686 | marionette | 2 |
#25 | mime army camouflage kit | 7 |
#32 | mime army challenge coin | 2 |
#19 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
#22 | mime army insignia (cryonics) | 1 |
#25 | mime army insignia (espionage) | 1 |
#24 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 1 |
#25 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
#26 | mime army insignia (morale) | 1 |
#17 | mime army insignia (psychological warfare) | 1 |
#38 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 1 |
#18 | mime army insignia (sanitation) | 1 |
#76 | mime army rations | 5 |
#36 | mime army shotglass | 2 |
#55 | mime army superserum | 3 |
#73 | mime army wine | 5 |
#473 | mime soul fragment | 4 |
🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
#26 | miming beret | 3 |
#41 | miming boots | 2 |
#22 | miming corduroys | 4 |
#93 | miming gloves | 1 |
#46 | miming shirt | 2 |
#145 | miniature antlers | 1 |
#487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
#1318 | monomolecular yo-yo | 9 |
#491 | mulled cider | 1 |
#215 | mummy costume | 34 |
#615 | mylar scout drone | 8 |
#2042 | nanite-infested candy cane | 4 |
#1927 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
#1964 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
#2028 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
#180 | night-vision goggles | 8 |
#2043 | oozenog | 2 |
#183 | painful penne pasta | 1 |
#319 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
#86 | parasitic claw | 3 |
#41 | parasitic headgnawer | 3 |
#77 | parasitic strangleworm | 2 |
#190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
#893 | passable elf mask | 6 |
#177 | pebblebräu | 1 |
#294 | penguin focaccia bread | 37 |
#1138 | penguin thesaurus | 3 |
#1429 | pet rock | 4 |
#276 | petrified wood | 37 |
#51 | pile of loose snow | 3 |
#30 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 12 |
#56 | plastic ingot | 440 |
#117 | plexiglass pants | 2 |
#44 | pointy mushroom wine | 7 |
#530 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
#1722 | polyalloy shield | 2 |
#72 | portable photocopier | 87 |
#358 | possessed top | 15 |
#450 | poultrygeist | 1 |
#239 | prehistoric spear | 16 |
#265 | pumpkinhead mask | 29 |
#1303 | rag doll | 1 |
#208 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 46 |
#233 | recursive spline reticulator | 16 |
#33 | red drunki-bear | 57 |
#833 | red gummi ingot | 8 |
#369 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 10 |
#620 | roboduck-on-a-string | 2 |
#1131 | robotronic egg | 22 |
#103 | rockfish stomach | 6 |
#921 | rogue swarmer | 55 |
#1701 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
#2027 | sawblade fragment | 24 |
#1037 | sawblade shield | 1 |
#437 | scroll of pasta summoning | 28 |
#147 | sensitive poetry journal | 4 |
#210 | set of jacks | 1 |
#422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
#196 | shovelful of dirt | 1 |
#69 | silent A | 1 |
#137 | silent B | 1 |
#58 | silent C | 1 |
#63 | silent D | 1 |
#56 | silent E | 1 |
#38 | silent F | 2 |
#62 | silent G | 1 |
#133 | silent H | 1 |
#202 | silent I | 1 |
#100 | silent J | 3 |
#46 | silent K | 1 |
#147 | silent L | 1 |
#191 | silent M | 1 |
#68 | silent N | 1 |
#152 | silent O | 3 |
#142 | silent P | 3 |
#85 | silent Q | 1 |
#62 | silent R | 1 |
#68 | silent S | 1 |
#65 | silent T | 1 |
#63 | silent U | 1 |
#73 | silent V | 1 |
#122 | silent W | 1 |
#138 | silent X | 2 |
#67 | silent Y | 1 |
#120 | silent Z | 1 |
#1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
#846 | sleeping snowy owl | 2 |
#1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
#10 | snow hat | 1 |
🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
#910 | sock monkey | 2 |
#314 | spooky bark | 47 |
#546 | spooky eggnog | 10 |
#847 | spooky felt | 10 |
#832 | spooky hockey mask | 2 |
#737 | spooky length of string | 13 |
#251 | spooky sap | 42 |
#165 | spooky stuffing | 42 |
#108 | spooky toy wheel | 49 |
#423 | spooky wooden block | 17 |
#44 | squirmy violent party snack | 2 |
#128 | stale Cheer-E-Os | 6 |
#146 | stale cheer wine | 4 |
#350 | star chart | 42 |
#365 | stick-on-a-string | 11 |
#248 | stinky mushroom wine | 1 |
#787 | strange shiny disc | 2 |
#600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
#1252 | stuffing | 6 |
#943 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 11 |
#269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
#257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
#219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
#511 | sucker scaffold | 10 |
#278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
🥈 | superhero mask | 1 |
#843 | support cummerbund | 5 |
#2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
#339 | terrible poem | 1 |
🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
#4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
#2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
#357 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 4 |
#521 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 3 |
#2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
#420 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 4 |
#438 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 4 |
#355 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 4 |
#432 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 4 |
#347 | toothsome rock | 30 |
#593 | top | 8 |
#477 | tortoise's blessing | 3 |
#1357 | towel | 3 |
#67 | toy Crimbot mega face | 1 |
#67 | toy Crimbot power glove | 1 |
#64 | toy Crimbot rocket legs | 1 |
#62 | toy Crimbot super fist | 1 |
#679 | toy crazy train | 12 |
#268 | toy deathbot | 4 |
#975 | toy jet pack | 6 |
#921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
#188 | toy mercenary | 39 |
#812 | toy ray gun | 10 |
#702 | toy soldier | 2 |
#1271 | toy space helmet | 4 |
#891 | toy train | 2 |
#479 | tree skirt | 1 |
#388 | tree-eating kite | 92 |
#389 | tropical wrapping paper | 3 |
#953 | unstable DNA | 42 |
#2236 | unstable laser battery | 20 |
#1254 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 5 |
#2591 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
#191 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 27 |
#899 | wad of cotton | 1 |
🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
#84 | warbear accoutrements chunk | 83 |
#92 | warbear battery | 27 |
#28 | warbear bearserker potion | 55 |
#248 | warbear beeping telegram | 5 |
#109 | warbear chemistry lab | 2 |
#15 | warbear dress bracers | 1 |
#16 | warbear dress greaves | 1 |
#13 | warbear dress helmet | 1 |
#224 | warbear drone assembler | 2 |
#42 | warbear drone codes | 1 |
#191 | warbear empathy chip | 3 |
#114 | warbear energy bracers | 2 |
#135 | warbear feasting bread | 4 |
#314 | warbear gyrocopter | 2 |
#197 | warbear helm fragment | 28 |
#109 | warbear high-efficiency still | 2 |
🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
#160 | warbear hoverbelt piecepart | 8 |
#180 | warbear jackhammer drill press | 1 |
#94 | warbear liquid lasers | 1 |
#436 | warbear metalworking primer | 1 |
#114 | warbear oil pan | 2 |
#181 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 7 |
#159 | warbear requisition box | 30 |
#300 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 3 |
#322 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 3 |
#77 | warbear trouser fragment | 81 |
#299 | warbear whosit | 430 |
#162 | warehouse key | 4 |
#132 | warm mushroom | 13 |
#479 | wheel | 8 |
#613 | witch hat | 1 |
#248 | wolfman mask | 30 |
#1220 | wooden block | 1 |
#40 | world's most unappetizing beverage | 2 |
#31 | yellow drunki-bear | 57 |
#725 | yellow gummi ingot | 14 |
🥇 | yield shield | 1 |
#259 | yo | 36 |
#1413 | yo-yo | 9 |