Museum :: Talon_

Talon__crow

Rank	Item	Quantity
#1435	1-ball	1
#760	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	4
#1424	2-ball	1
#124	25-meat staff	1
#1452	3-ball	1
#308	30669 scroll	30
#513	33398 scroll	23
#241	334 scroll	28
#1471	4-ball	1
#336	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#1432	5-ball	1
#1422	6-ball	1
#190	64067 scroll	2
#393	668 scroll	1
#500	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	4
#1484	7-ball	1
#2242	8-ball	1
#621	9-ball	1
#784	ASCII shirt	1
#1235	Angry Farmer candy	20
#185	Bash-Ōs cereal	3
#409	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#180	Black Body™ spray	1
#483	Black No. 2	7
#440	Blackfly Chardonnay	5
#494	Blatantly Canadian	2
#421	Boris's key lime pie	1
#222	Boris's ring	8
#856	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	2
#1502	Bulky Buddy Box	1
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#445	Cherry Cloaca Cola	1
#1352	Cloaca-Cola	3
#1151	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
#1486	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#904	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#1426	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#1235	Cold Hots candy	1
#226	Cookbook of the Damned	2
#479	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#876	Corpse Island iced tea	5
#110	Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	1
#434	Crimbo pie	4
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#1927	Daffy Taffy	1
#535	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#443	Diet Cloaca Cola	1
#453	Disco Banjo	1
#536	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	1
#738	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	1
#211	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	1
#428	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	1
#190	Dogsgotnonoz pills	1
#843	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	2
#206	Dramatic™ range	7
#2737	Drowsy Sword	1
#831	Dyspepsi-Cola	61
#1084	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	1
#1404	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1415	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#1375	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#423	Eau de Guaneau	1
#288	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	1
#201	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	2
#227	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	1
#226	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	1
#296	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	1
#223	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	2
#2384	Elder Turtle Shell	1
#476	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	3
#182	Ent cider	75
#118	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	1
#165	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	86
#1168	Feynman gate	5
#444	Frat Army FGF	2
#126	Frost™ brand sword	1
#510	Gaia beads	2
#101	Gnollish autoplunger	2
#258	Gnollish casserole dish	1
#633	Gnollish flyswatter	2
#331	Gnollish pie tin	10
#725	Gnollish plunger	1
#679	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#553	Iiti Kitty phone charm	2
#1461	Imp Ale	13
#202	Jarlsberg's earring	7
#300	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	2
#627	Jolly Roger charrrm	3
#177	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	13
#1018	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1
#39	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	2
#54	Kentucky-fried meat staff	1
#53	Kentucky-fried meat sword	2
#107	Kentucky-style derby	1
#181	Knob Goblin Uberpants	3
#722	Knob Goblin elite helm	3
#714	Knob Goblin elite pants	3
#690	Knob Goblin elite polearm	3
#182	Knob Goblin eyedrops	1
#112	Knob Goblin firecracker	231
#665	Knob Goblin harem pants	3
#671	Knob Goblin harem veil	3
#163	Knob Goblin learning pill	1
#542	Knob Goblin love potion	12
#268	Knob Goblin lunchbox	5
#578	Knob Goblin melon baller	1
#190	Knob Goblin nasal spray	1
#288	Knob Goblin pants	44
#299	Knob Goblin perfume	10
#263	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	2
#402	Knob Goblin scimitar	22
#379	Knob Goblin seltzer	31
#130	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	1
#455	Knob Goblin spatula	8
#670	Knob Goblin steroids	5
#162	Knob Goblin stink bomb	1
#379	Knob Goblin superseltzer	11
#347	Knob Goblin tongs	35
#741	Knob Goblin visor	2
#278	Knob mushroom	30
#342	Knob pasty	1
#569	Knob sausage	2
#122	Knob sausage stir-fry	1
#129	Knob shroomkabob	1
#670	Knoll mushroom	7
#178	Knoll shroomkabob	9
#669	LED block	1
#523	Lockenstock™ sandals	1
#3897	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	1
#848	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	2
#521	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	48
#88	Lucky Surprise Egg	103
#318	M-242	26
#437	Mace of the Tortoise	1
#137	Mad Train wine	826
#1044	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	5
#294	Manetwich	2
#259	Mariner's Friend cough drops	1
#178	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	13
#91	Meat maid	2
#647	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	2
#536	Meleegra™ pills	13
#597	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	5
#665	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	25
#396	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#443	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#1962	Mob Penguin cellular phone	2
#644	Mohawk wig	6
#487	Monstar energy beverage	3
#835	Mountain Stream soda	4
#2682	Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#157	ND	1
#471	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#519	Newbiesport™ tent	1
#255	Oil of Parrrlay	8
#591	Orcish baseball cap	3
#613	Orcish cargo shorts	2
#513	Orcish frat-paddle	3
#308	Orcish meat locker	1
#111	Oreille Divisée brandy	1
#611	PADL Phone	1
#291	Pasta Spoon of Peril	1
#185	Penultimate Fantasy chest	166
#209	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	7
#490	Pine-Fresh air freshener	4
#814	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#470	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	1
#514	Ram's Face Lager	24
#422	Regular Cloaca Cola	1
#2522	Rock Pops	2
#644	Rock and Roll Legend	1
#699	SPF 451 lip balm	2
#2543	Scalp of Gorgolok	1
#1317	Senior Mints	1
#470	Sinful Desires	1
#118	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	11
#397	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	1
#329	Snow Queen Crown	7
#746	Spam Witch sammich	11
#845	Spooky Surprise Egg	2
#477	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	1
#85	Super Magic Power Sword X	2
#238	Supernova Champagne	21
#387	Swabbie™ swab	3
#1140	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	16
#852	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#575	Tiki lighter	1
#394	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	4
#972	Trollhouse cookies	7
#543	Tuesday's ruby	2
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
#711	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	1
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#48	V for Vivala mask	1
#905	Valentine	16
#236	WA	1
#1000	Wand of Nagamar	2
#540	Warm Subject gift certificate	55
#475	White Citadel burger	1
#429	White Citadel fries	1
#2958	Yummy Tummy bean	1
#1029	abominable snowcone	4
#501	accidental cider	1
#310	acid-squirting flower	11
#1006	acoustic guitarrr	1
#577	adder bladder	5
#399	all-purpose cleaner	9
#116	alpha-mail pants	1
#810	amulet of extreme plot significance	8
#377	ancient Magi-Wipes	10
#150	ancient frozen dinner	16
#408	ancient protein powder	7
#533	ancient spice	1
#1253	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	5
#421	ancient vinyl coin purse	5
#2608	anniversary gift box	1
#1079	annoying pitchfork	1
#245	ant agonist	12
#268	ant hoe	1
#252	ant pick	1
#250	ant pitchfork	1
#182	ant rake	2
#164	ant sickle	2
#483	anti-anti-antidote	1
#1063	anticheese	1
#375	antique bottle of cough syrup	1
#273	antique greaves	29
#458	antique hand mirror	4
#263	antique helmet	31
#336	antique packet of ketchup	3
#281	antique shield	29
#268	antique spear	30
#79	around the world	68
#854	arrrgyle socks	1
#58	asbestos helmet turtle	2
#275	asbestos ore	25
#437	asparagus knife	12
#124	asparagus stir-fry	1
#468	asshat	2
#1193	astral mushroom	1
#1227	astronaut pants	4
#559	atomic vector plotter	5
#106	automatic catapult	1
#1296	awful poetry journal	11
#964	baby killer bee	7
#1712	baconstone	3
#407	baconstone pendant	1
#7433	badass belt	1
#382	bag of Cheat-Os	20
#241	bag of lard	5
#182	balloon helmet	2
#497	balloon monkey	3
#310	balloon sword	1
#394	ballroom blintz	5
#196	bamboo bokuto	1
#968	banana	2
#337	banana cream pie	1
#134	banana daiquiri	2
#653	banana peel	1
#208	banana spritzer	1
#217	banjo strings	1
#503	bar skin	16
#223	barbed-wire fence	29
#239	bargain flash powder	2
#2122	barrrnacle	1
#29	barskin buckler	3
#153	barskin hat	4
#30	barskin loincloth	3
#117	barskin tent	2
#50	bartender skull	1
#141	bartender-in-the-box	2
#34	bartender-skull-in-the-box	3
#291	baseball	17
#63	basic meat crossbow	4
#97	basic meat fez	1
#144	basic meat helmet	1
#28	basic meat kilt	10
#40	basic meat pants	10
#32	basic meat skirt	6
#152	basic meat spork	1
#55	basic meat staff	4
#80	basic meat sword	4
#642	bat guano	7
#123	bat haggis	4
#89	bat hat	1
#372	bat wing	33
#214	bat wing kabob	1
#143	bat wing stir-fry	1
#169	bat-ass leather jacket	1
#998	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	2
#430	batblade	5
#499	batgut	36
#1166	battered Crimbo Crate	4
#167	battered hubcap	2
#84	beach glass bead	83
#151	beach glass necklace	3
#267	bean burrito	1
#168	beanbag chair	3
#966	beer bomb	1
#569	beer bong	1
#171	beer cartilage	1
#128	beer goggles	4
#669	beer helmet	1
#723	beer lens	1
#117	beer-a-pult	1
#395	beertini	4
#744	bejeweled pledge pin	1
#242	bellhop bell	1
#492	bi-lateral logic compressor	5
#316	big boom	2
#260	big red clown nose	29
#333	big rock	2
#151	big stick	2
#37	bigger stick	8
#686	bilge wine	3
#103	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#239	bird rib	5
#881	bit of clingfilm	4
#218	bit-o-cactus	19
#89	black belt	1
#202	black cherry soda	1
#86	black cowboy hat	1
#193	black eyedrops	4
#188	black facepaint	1
#337	black forest cake	8
#302	black forest ham	6
#370	black greaves	5
#364	black helmet	5
#798	black paisley oyster egg	6
#340	black pension check	9
#578	black pepper	1
#307	black picnic basket	4
#1044	black pixel	1
#700	black plastic oyster egg	6
#1000	black polka-dot oyster egg	4
#632	black pudding	1
#128	black sheepskin diploma	2
#326	black shield	6
#659	black striped oyster egg	8
#359	black sword	6
#515	black-and-blue light	54
#689	blackberry	4
#269	blackberry combat boots	1
#220	blackberry moccasins	1
#924	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	7
#1294	blood flower	2
#291	blood of the Wereseal	1
#74	blood-faced volleyball	30
#210	bloody beer	100
#227	bloody clown pants	29
#406	bloody mary	3
#239	blue glowstick	7
#666	blue paisley oyster egg	6
#1227	blue pixel	1
#378	blue pixel potion	1
#521	blue plasma ball	51
#655	blue plastic oyster egg	7
#426	blue polka-dot oyster egg	10
🥈	blue ribbon	1
#917	blue striped oyster egg	5
#610	blue-frosted astral cupcake	1
#179	boilermaker	2
#487	bone rattle	2
#667	booty chest charrrm	2
#435	borg sock monkey	4
#378	bottle of Definit	1
#296	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	18
#565	bottle of Mystic Shell	1
#223	bottle of Pinot Renoir	7
#254	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	3
#407	bottle of alcohol	5
#465	bottle of antifreeze	2
#406	bottle of cooking sherry	2
#623	bottle of gin	18
#4255	bottle of goofballs	2
#681	bottle of pirate juice	1
#182	bottle of popskull	13
#154	bottle of realpagne	3
#633	bottle of rum	52
#197	bottle of sake	4
#391	bottle of tequila	57
#332	bottle of ultravitamins	1
#561	bottle of vodka	20
#540	bottle of whiskey	48
#72	bottle-rocket crossbow	1
#142	bottlecap turtle	1
#205	bottled inspiration	3
#37	bounty-hunting helmet	1
#32	bounty-hunting pants	1
#38	bounty-hunting rifle	1
#92	bowl of Bounty-Os	1
#291	bowl of cottage cheese	88
#169	bowl of rye sprouts	1
#117	box	143
#13	box turtle	87
#92	box-in-the-box	1
#181	box-in-the-box-in-the-box	1
#205	boxed wine	156
#108	brains casserole	4
#20	brainy skull	40
#436	brick of sand	1
#648	briefcase	2
#358	broken skull	50
#273	broken sword	11
#258	bronzed locust	9
#356	brown sugar cane	10
#38	bubble bauble bow	2
#93	bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban	1
#66	bubblewrap crossbow	1
#136	bubblewrap ore	20
#55	bubblewrap staff	1
#97	bubblewrap sword	1
#794	bubbly potion	3
#143	buckler buckle	3
#705	buckyball	6
#17	buffalo blade	12
#345	bugbear beanie	17
#364	bugbear bungguard	14
#471	bullet-proof corduroys	3
#259	bum cheek	80
#937	bunch of bananas	1
#374	bunch of square grapes	7
#234	buoybottoms	3
#227	burrowgrub hive	1
#101	cactus fruit	33
#37	can cannon	2
#1816	can of Binarrrca	1
#490	can of Red Minotaur	7
#78	can of black paint	7
#135	can of maces	9
#733	can of spinach	2
#940	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	9
#1674	candied yams	4
#2397	candy stake	3
#426	cannonball charrrm	10
#454	canopic jar	5
#579	canteen of wine	45
#1214	capacitor relay	5
#1277	carbon nanotube frame	5
#452	carbonated soy milk	3
#176	carbonated water lily	43
#41	cardboard box turtle	2
#56	cardboard crossbow	1
#221	cardboard katana	2
#129	cardboard ore	19
#57	cardboard staff	1
#94	cardboard sword	1
#317	cardboard wakizashi	7
#173	carob brownies	1
#368	carob chunk cookies	5
#283	carob chunk noodles	6
#33	carob chunks	311
#681	casino pass	2
#810	cast	5
#153	cast-iron legacy paddle	1
#529	cat appendix	3
#479	catgut	10
#214	catgut taco	1
#109	catskin buckler	1
#83	catskin cap	1
#169	catsup	1
#383	centipede eggs	6
#115	chain-mail monokini	1
#1129	chaos butterfly	23
#943	cheap elven gloves	3
#1823	cheap plastic bottle opener	1
#514	cheap studded belt	48
#1660	cheap toaster	1
#252	cheap wind-up clock	1
#84	chef skull	1
#168	chef's hat	86
#103	chef-in-the-box	4
#14	chef-skull-in-the-box	32
#401	cherry	6
#272	cherry pie	1
#234	chewing gum on a string	72
#258	chintzy turtle brooch	3
#116	chisel	1
#575	chloroform rag	1
#588	chopsticks	3
#529	chorizo brownies	2
#491	chorizo taco	5
#132	chrome helmet turtle	2
#213	chrome ore	29
#1186	chunk of depleted Grimacite	6
#310	chunk of rock salt	6
#61	class five ecto-larva	1
#84	clay peace-sign bead	86
#30	clingfilm cap	1
#40	clingfilm slippers	1
#50	clingfilm tangle	1
#34	clingfilm trousers	1
#815	cloudy potion	3
#211	clown shoes	15
#268	clown skin	27
#115	clown whip	1
#112	clown wig	2
#120	clownskin belt	3
#62	clownskin buckler	3
#202	clownskin harness	1
#1347	club necklace	5
#202	cob of corn	1
#612	cocktail napkin	1
#1219	cocoa egg	1
#414	cocoa eggshell fragment	131
#544	coconut shell	42
#350	coffin lid	3
#1141	cog	1
#248	cog and sprocket assembly	1
#500	cold ninja mask	4
#295	cold powder	1
#879	commemorative war stein	1
#523	communications windchimes	3
#527	computronic processing unit	5
#257	concentrated magicalness pill	8
#52	cool mushroom	50
#65	cool mushroom casserole	5
#653	cool whip	2
#551	copper ha'penny charrrm	4
#522	corn holder	1
#236	cornuthaum	32
#1025	corpse on the beach	4
#1006	corpsedriver	4
#1026	corpsetini	4
#259	costume sword	2
#167	cottage	2
#551	cranberries	28
#646	crazy little Turkish delight	7
#163	cream of pointy mushroom soup	1
#432	cream pie	1
#483	cream stout	2
#426	creamsicle	3
#142	crossbow string	2
#541	crowbarrr	2
#232	cup of primitive beer	9
#53	curdflinger	2
#299	curmudgel	2
#292	cyborg doll	6
#1247	cyborg stompin' boot	2
#143	cyclops eyedrops	4
#1025	daisy	1
#586	dance card	1
#810	dark potion	3
#542	dead guy's watch	9
#119	decorative fountain	104
#414	dehydrated caviar	7
#863	delicious salad	26
#59	demon buckler	2
#571	demon skin	9
#68	demon-horned hat	2
#91	demonskin trousers	2
#216	denim axe	2
#29	dense meat crossbow	2
#1071	dense meat stack	3
#37	dense meat staff	2
#56	dense meat sword	2
#496	deodorant	2
#616	depantsing bomb	1
#431	desiccated apricot	9
#73	detective skull	2
#1147	diamond necklace	6
#850	diamond-studded cane	2
#506	didgeridooka	2
#219	digital key lime	1
#369	digital key lime pie	1
#209	dingy planks	1
#481	dire fudgesicle	1
#202	dirty hobo gloves	131
#1624	disassembled clover	1
#531	disbelief suspenders	1
#342	disco ball	119
#329	disco mask	112
#304	disease	46
#295	disembodied brain	12
#186	disembodied smile	2
#344	dishrag	1
#614	disintegrating quill pen	4
#263	displaced fish	18
#89	distilled fortified wine	24
#583	distressed denim pants	1
#1346	disturbing fanfic	10
#231	divine blowout	71
#275	divine can of silly string	49
#232	divine champagne flute	43
#219	divine champagne popper	28
#205	divine cracker	38
#235	divine noisemaker	71
#1638	doll house	1
#1065	dollhive	4
#414	donkey flipbook	2
#233	dope gangsta bling-bling	4
#611	drab sonata	3
#652	draggin' ball hat	4
#783	dried face	1
#41	dripping meat crossbow	2
#46	dripping meat staff	2
#54	dripping meat sword	2
#243	drum machine	23
#265	dry martini	1
#802	dry noodles	13
#161	dry vodka martini	2
#1924	duct tape	3
#81	duct tape buckler	1
#129	duct tape dockers	1
#93	duct tape fedora	1
#232	duct tape sword	1
#256	duct tape wallet	1
#407	dungeoneer's dungarees	2
#284	dusty Crimbo crate	37
#272	dusty animal cranium	1
#244	dusty animal jawbone	1
#306	dusty animal pelvis	1
#87	dusty animal skull	1
#328	dusty bottle of Marsala	51
#372	dusty bottle of Merlot	45
#325	dusty bottle of Muscat	51
#431	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	30
#400	dusty bottle of Port	37
#364	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	39
#290	dusty eighth caudal vertebra	1
#312	dusty eighth thoracic vertebra	1
#305	dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra	1
#295	dusty fifth caudal vertebra	1
#315	dusty fifth cervical vertebra	1
#301	dusty fifth lumbar vertebra	1
#291	dusty fifth thoracic vertebra	1
#291	dusty first caudal vertebra	1
#302	dusty first cervical vertebra	1
#284	dusty first lumbar vertebra	1
#322	dusty first thoracic vertebra	1
#278	dusty fourth caudal vertebra	1
#303	dusty fourth cervical vertebra	1
#306	dusty fourth lumbar vertebra	1
#299	dusty fourth thoracic vertebra	1
#318	dusty left clavicle	1
#282	dusty left eighth rib	1
#301	dusty left eleventh rib	1
#305	dusty left femur	1
#286	dusty left fibula	1
#304	dusty left fifth rib	1
#289	dusty left first front claw	1
#323	dusty left first rear claw	1
#301	dusty left first rib	1
#295	dusty left fourth front claw	1
#311	dusty left fourth rear claw	1
#294	dusty left fourth rib	1
#304	dusty left humerus	1
#292	dusty left kneecap	1
#309	dusty left ninth rib	1
#297	dusty left radius	1
#293	dusty left scapula	1
#302	dusty left second front claw	1
#298	dusty left second rear claw	1
#296	dusty left second rib	1
#309	dusty left seventh rib	1
#278	dusty left sixth rib	1
#321	dusty left tenth rib	1
#286	dusty left third front claw	1
#302	dusty left third rear claw	1
#305	dusty left third rib	1
#305	dusty left thumb	1
#312	dusty left tibia	1
#308	dusty left twelfth rib	1
#296	dusty left ulna	1
#286	dusty ninth caudal vertebra	1
#280	dusty ninth thoracic vertebra	1
#298	dusty right clavicle	1
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