Museum :: Widget1985

Widget1985

Rank	Item	Quantity
#191	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	10
#626	1-ball	6
#471	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	12
#429	2-ball	10
#124	25-meat staff	1
#771	3-ball	4
#242	30669 scroll	42
#360	33398 scroll	50
#693	334 scroll	3
#747	4-ball	4
#322	4-dimensional guitar	3
#879	5-ball	3
#785	6-ball	4
#89	668 scroll	17
#182	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	20
#718	7-ball	5
#635	8-ball	28
#401	9-ball	2
#183	ASCII shirt	12
#265	Amulet of Yendor	86
#1321	Ancient Saucehelm	2
#676	Angry Farmer candy	91
#297	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#232	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#1398	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	8
#382	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	6
#133	Bash-Ōs cereal	5
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#615	Bit O' Ectoplasm	2
#413	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#181	Black Body™ spray	1
#439	Black No. 2	9
#618	Blackfly Chardonnay	2
#1678	Bonerdagon necklace	3
#194	Boris's ring	9
#899	Boss Bat bling	3
#1334	Boss Bat britches	8
#571	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	6
#1057	Bulky Buddy Box	2
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#507	CRIMBCOIDS mints	6
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#133	Cerebral Crossbow	2
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#24	Children's Meal of the Damned	1
#89	Chori Zo trading card	2
#281	Cloaca grenade	62
#620	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	5
#396	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	7
#600	Cloaca-Cola helmet	4
#903	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#610	Cloaca-Cola shield	4
#354	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	2
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#1070	Codpiece of the Goblin King	6
#2464	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#526	Cold Hots candy	9
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#673	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	3
#1850	Corpse Island iced tea	1
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#126	Crimboween memo	65
#655	Crimbuck	1,451
#1568	Crown of the Goblin King	13
#808	Daffy Taffy	33
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#43	Das Überkühlraum trading card	3
#1695	Disco 'Fro Pick	2
#298	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	30
#630	Dolphin King's crown	7
#844	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	2
#738	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	4
#206	Dramatic™ range	7
#1257	Drowsy Sword	9
#707	Dyspepsi grenade	15
#1306	Dyspepsi-Cola	18
#771	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	3
#240	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	10
#775	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	3
#167	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	12
#580	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#248	Eau de Guaneau	2
#1785	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
#173	El Vibrato power sphere	7
#81	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	1
#204	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	2
#231	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	1
#172	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	2
#104	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	3
#298	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	1
#2384	Elder Turtle Shell	1
#329	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	8
#498	Elfin shortbread	1
#346	Elmley shades	2
#395	Ent cider	18
#119	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	1
#1008	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	1
#495	Feynman gate	20
#441	Gaia beads	3
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#281	Genalen™ Bottle	6
#254	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	3
#1026	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	2
#170	Gnollish flyswatter	18
#287	Gnollish pie server	6
#212	Gnollish plunger	13
#214	Gnollish slotted spoon	10
#472	Gnollish toolbox	5
#229	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	2
#337	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#44	Grimacite Bock	1
#44	Hell broth	13
#393	Hippy Army MPE	7
#55	Ice-Cold Beerring	1
#556	Iiti Kitty phone charm	2
#992	Imp Ale	58
#209	Inndya trading card	1
#1674	Iron Beta of Industry	1
#285	Jarlsberg's earring	5
#402	Jolly Roger charrrm	8
#899	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	2
🥈	Junior LAAAAME merit badge	1
#110	Kiss the Knob apron	1
#90	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	2
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#604	Knob Goblin elite helm	5
#585	Knob Goblin elite pants	5
#526	Knob Goblin elite polearm	6
#436	Knob Goblin elite shirt	12
#529	Knob Goblin firecracker	25
#425	Knob Goblin harem pants	8
#416	Knob Goblin harem veil	8
#249	Knob Goblin love potion	57
#267	Knob Goblin melon baller	8
#566	Knob Goblin pants	11
#265	Knob Goblin perfume	12
#731	Knob Goblin scimitar	5
#158	Knob Goblin seltzer	148
#131	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	1
#551	Knob Goblin spatula	4
#179	Knob Goblin steroids	77
#458	Knob Goblin tongs	19
#468	Knob Goblin visor	9
#521	Knob sausage	3
#287	Knoll mushroom	40
#491	Knoll shroomkabob	1
#271	LED block	5
#525	Lockenstock™ sandals	1
#2017	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	8
#600	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	8
#500	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	54
#472	M-242	12
#437	Mace of the Tortoise	1
#562	Mad Train wine	144
#1177	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	4
#158	Manetwich	5
#223	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	10
#202	Meat detector	3
#325	Meleegra™ pills	30
#492	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	7
#457	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	79
#120	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	3
#397	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#444	Miniborg stomper	1
#729	Mob Penguin cellular phone	22
#615	Mob Penguin protection contract	1
#531	Mohawk wig	10
#456	Monstar energy beverage	4
#89	Morbidda trading card	2
#420	Mountain Stream soda	38
#520	Mr. Mediocrebar	103
#182	Mylar balloon	1
#269	NG	3
#246	Nayztameetjoo trading card	1
#208	Necrotelicomnicon	3
#47	New Cloaca-Cola	6
#350	Oil of Parrrlay	4
#207	Orcish baseball cap	19
#294	Orcish cargo shorts	10
#328	Orcish frat-paddle	8
#94	Orcish meat locker	6
#443	PADL Phone	7
#1229	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	4
#739	Penultimate Fantasy chest	4
#362	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	3
#315	Pine-Fresh air freshener	10
#814	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#233	Poison Oak trading card	1
#266	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	1
#233	Princess Rutabaga trading card	1
#476	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	1
#289	Rock Pops	174
#646	Rock and Roll Legend	1
#204	Roo trading card	1
#404	SPF 451 lip balm	5
#1610	Scalp of Gorgolok	2
#648	Senior Mints	6
#658	Sensual Massage for Creeps	2
#211	Serenity trading card	1
#282	Sinful Desires	2
#160	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	9
#144	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	9
#727	Snow Queen Crown	1
#537	Spam Witch sammich	39
#845	Spooky Surprise Egg	2
#220	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	4
#536	Steal This Candy	2
#853	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	1
#217	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	1
#208	The Snake trading card	1
#574	Tiki lighter	1
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
#1286	Wand of Nagamar	1
#290	Wint-O-Fresh mint	50
#228	Woldo trading card	1
#349	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	1
#139	Yeti Protest Sign	1
#2955	Yummy Tummy bean	1
#1170	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#719	abominable snowcone	10
#387	accidental cider	2
#275	acid-squirting flower	13
#272	acoustic guitarrr	14
#266	adder bladder	34
#91	albatross necklace	1
#282	all-purpose cleaner	21
#116	alpha-mail pants	1
#407	alphabet gum	3
#535	amulet of extreme plot significance	19
#287	ancient Magi-Wipes	18
#144	ancient cursed foot locker	2
#638	ancient frozen dinner	1
#524	ancient protein powder	3
#206	ancient spice	12
#383	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	14
#610	ancient vinyl coin purse	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
#393	annoying pitchfork	7
#301	ant agonist	9
#270	ant hoe	1
#251	ant pitchfork	1
#115	anti-anti-antidote	61
#417	anticheese	11
#282	antique greaves	28
#406	antique helmet	12
#127	antique shield	89
#223	antique spear	43
#230	armgun	11
#486	around the world	1
#343	arrrgyle socks	7
#433	asbestos apron	1
#427	asbestos ore	14
#262	asbestos staff	2
#180	asbestos sword	4
#489	asparagus knife	10
#769	aspirin	1
#238	asshat	9
#893	astral mushroom	4
#1227	astronaut pants	4
#1088	atomic vector plotter	1
#64	automatic catapult	2
#699	awful poetry journal	79
#485	baby killer bee	20
#862	baconstone	9
#238	baconstone bracelet	2
#407	baconstone pendant	1
#261	baconstone ring	1
#2547	badass belt	19
#133	badger badge	1
#337	bag of airline peanuts	89
#287	bag of lard	4
#201	balaclava	4
#247	ball-in-a-cup	1
#183	balloon helmet	2
#1029	balloon monkey	1
#459	ballroom blintz	3
#197	bamboo bokuto	1
#594	banana	6
#565	banana peel	2
#218	banjo strings	1
#355	bar skin	30
#309	barbed-wire fence	16
#167	bargain flash powder	5
#604	barrrnacle	24
#110	barskin cloak	1
#153	barskin hat	4
#358	baseball	12
#151	basic meat spork	1
#533	bat guano	11
#427	bat wing	25
#167	bat-ass leather jacket	1
#224	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	7
#329	batblade	9
#577	batgut	25
#439	beach glass bead	5
#455	beaten-up Chucks	1
#405	beer bomb	42
#283	beer bong	8
#401	beer helmet	7
#85	begpwnia	114
#79	beige clambroth marble	1
#233	bejeweled accordion strap	1
#223	bejeweled pledge pin	28
#1022	bi-lateral logic compressor	1
#347	big bad voodoo mask	1
#395	big bass drum	1
#397	big red clown nose	14
#347	big rock	2
#76	big stirring stick	1
#729	bilge wine	2
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#137	bird rib	13
#766	bit of clingfilm	5
#297	black candy heart	36
#203	black cherry soda	1
#193	black eyedrops	4
#189	black facepaint	1
#443	black forest cake	4
#357	black forest ham	4
#341	black greaves	6
#291	black helmet	8
#1380	black paisley oyster egg	3
#610	black pension check	1
#206	black pixel	162
#2110	black plastic oyster egg	1
#2088	black polka-dot oyster egg	1
#425	black pudding	4
#304	black shield	7
#385	black snake skin	11
#2665	black striped oyster egg	1
#390	black sword	5
#428	black-and-blue light	99
#638	blackberry	5
#168	blackberry combat boots	2
#924	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	7
#290	blood of the Wereseal	1
#417	bloody clown pants	11
#1773	blue paisley oyster egg	2
#677	blue pixel	48
#434	blue plasma ball	94
#2374	blue polka-dot oyster egg	1
#215	blue striped oyster egg	19
#333	blundarrrbus	1
#316	bone rattle	5
#523	booty chest charrrm	5
#980	borg sock monkey	1
#126	bottle of Mystic Shell	7
#334	bottle of Ooze-O	1
#463	bottle of Pinot Renoir	2
#148	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	7
#296	bottle of alcohol	10
#140	bottle of antifreeze	7
#1174	bottle of goofballs	21
#679	bottle of pirate juice	1
#679	bottle of popskull	1
#385	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	1
#339	bottle of rum	158
#489	bottle of sewage schnapps	6
#604	bottle of tequila	24
#541	bottle of vodka	21
#601	bottle of whiskey	38
#86	bottle opener belt buckle	68
#771	bouquet of circular saw blades	1
#437	bow	1
#142	bow staff	1
#815	bowl of cottage cheese	7
#296	bowl of fishysoisse	3
#450	bowl of lucky charms	1
#150	bowlegged pants	1
#134	bowler	1
#330	box	38
#4118	box of sunshine	13
#92	box-in-the-box	1
#180	box-in-the-box-in-the-box	1
#450	boxed wine	42
#318	brass stinger	1
#407	brick	96
#436	brick of sand	1
#746	briefcase	1
#128	briny vinegar	1
#69	broken carburetor	3
#476	broken cellular phone	4
#688	broken skull	12
#194	broken sword	22
#247	bronze breastplate	6
#268	bronzed locust	8
#107	brown crock marble	5
#447	brown plastic baby	1
#293	brown sugar cane	14
#96	bubble bauble bow	1
#304	bubblewrap ore	6
#394	bubbly potion	26
#448	bugbear beanie	11
#342	bugbear bungguard	15
#496	bullet-proof corduroys	2
#590	bum cheek	11
#764	bunch of bananas	2
#295	bunch of square grapes	11
#288	buoybottoms	2
#538	cactus fruit	1
#534	calle de miel	1
#312	can of Binarrrca	33
#1500	can of CRIMBCOLA	3
#331	can of Red Minotaur	12
#421	can of Swiller	3
#84	can of black paint	6
#592	can of maces	1
#206	can of spinach	10
#2975	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	1
#84	candied kobold	58
#1280	candied yams	6
#620	candy brain	3
#1999	candy kneecapping stick	1
#460	candy knuckles	5
#275	candy stake	19
#656	cannonball charrrm	2
#429	capacitor relay	26
#510	carbon nanotube frame	21
#244	carbonated soy milk	17
#330	cardboard katana	1
#369	cardboard ore	4
#220	cardboard wakizashi	13
#415	carob chunk cookies	4
#495	carob chunk noodles	2
#731	carob chunks	1
#416	casino pass	6
#442	cat appendix	5
#633	catgut	4
#109	catskin buckler	1
#169	catsup	1
#115	chain-mail monokini	1
#134	chaos butterfly	2,967
#106	charrrm bracelet	2
#1514	cheap plastic bottle opener	2
#376	cheap studded belt	103
#148	cheap toaster	12
#254	cheap wind-up clock	1
#728	chef's hat	5
#560	cherry	2
#274	cherry pie	1
#430	chewing gum on a string	14
#370	chintzy seal pendant	2
#527	chintzy turtle brooch	1
#403	chloroform rag	4
#409	chocolate spurs	1
#939	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	1
#492	chopsticks	5
#444	chorizo brownies	3
#450	chorizo taco	6
#303	chrome crossbow	2
#556	chrome ore	7
#158	chrome staff	4
#277	chrome sword	3
#731	chunk of depleted Grimacite	12
#392	chunk of rock salt	2
#662	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	3
#380	clay peace-sign bead	7
#57	clockwork handle	1
#102	clockwork hat	1
#276	clockwork key	9
#134	clockwork maid	1
#40	clockwork rod	1
#53	clockwork shank	1
#130	cloudy potion	155
#276	clown hammer	101
#202	clown shoes	16
#273	clown skin	26
#112	clown wig	2
#159	clownskin belt	2
#202	clownskin harness	1
#1348	club necklace	5
#302	cocktail napkin	11
#216	cocktail onion	4
#244	cocoa eggshell fragment	340
#345	coconut shell	140
#245	coffin lid	6
#250	cog	125
#162	cold ninja mask	23
#217	cold nuggets	6
#48	cold powder	34
#507	colored-light "necklace"	1
#87	communications windchimes	214
#593	computronic processing unit	4
#587	concentrated magicalness pill	1
#270	cool whip	15
#553	copper ha'penny charrrm	4
#244	corn holder	5
#404	cornuthaum	10
#897	corpse on the beach	5
#379	corpsedriver	13
#1811	corpsetini	1
#150	costume sword	5
#138	cracker	1
#412	cranberries	54
#271	crazy little Turkish delight	55
#485	cream stout	2
#427	creamsicle	3
#245	crowbarrr	10
#354	cruelty-free wine	5
#262	crystallized memory	1
#299	curmudgel	2
#399	cursed black pearl onion	2
#494	cursed bottle of black-label rum	1
#377	cursed piece of thirteen	1
#286	cyborg stompin' boot	6
#275	cymbal syrup	38
#1025	daisy	1
#318	dance card	5
#327	dark potion	41
#802	dead guy's watch	4
#234	decaying goldfish liver	29
#618	deck of tropical cards	1
#539	decorative fountain	5
#284	defective skull	84
#973	delicious salad	18
#374	demon skin	23
#164	demonskin jacket	1
#158	demonskin trousers	1
#217	denim axe	2
#901	dense meat stack	7
#271	dented harmonica	5
#136	deodorant	26
#498	desiccated apricot	6
#74	detective skull	2
#1956	diamond necklace	3
#204	diamond-studded cane	37
#99	diamond-studded fronts	3
#313	didgeridooka	10
#433	dirty hobo gloves	42
#473	disassembled clover	109
#871	disco ball	20
#833	disco mask	18
#387	disease	28
#187	disembodied smile	2
#228	dishrag	2
#292	disintegrating quill pen	24
#94	disintegrating sheet music	108
#291	displaced fish	14
#582	distilled fortified wine	3
#587	distressed denim pants	1
#470	disturbing fanfic	244
#129	divine champagne popper	85
#184	divine cracker	48
#585	dollhive	12
#213	donkey flipbook	4
#149	dope gangsta bling-bling	7
#156	dope wheels	7
#484	drab sonata	6
#390	draggin' ball hat	15
#193	dreadlock whip	9
#220	dried face	17
#222	drum machine	26
#623	dry noodles	55
#630	drywall axe	19
#1027	duct tape	20
#80	duct tape buckler	1
#92	duct tape fedora	1
#177	dungeoneer's dungarees	7
#272	dusty animal cranium	1
#198	dusty animal pelvis	2
#185	dusty bottle of Marsala	122
#133	dusty bottle of Merlot	182
#188	dusty bottle of Muscat	118
#366	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	42
#161	dusty bottle of Port	162
#412	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	29
#313	dusty eighth thoracic vertebra	1
#209	dusty fifth cervical vertebra	2
#301	dusty fifth lumbar vertebra	1
#303	dusty first cervical vertebra	1
#194	dusty fourth lumbar vertebra	2
#299	dusty fourth thoracic vertebra	1
#144	dusty left eleventh rib	3
#307	dusty left femur	1
#286	dusty left fibula	1
#294	dusty left fourth rib	1
#305	dusty left humerus	1
#190	dusty left kneecap	2
#209	dusty left ninth rib	2
#201	dusty left radius	2
#302	dusty left second front claw	1
#300	dusty left second rear claw	1
#296	dusty left second rib	1
#309	dusty left seventh rib	1
#64	dusty left sixth rib	6
#322	dusty left tenth rib	1
#303	dusty left third rear claw	1
#305	dusty left thumb	1
#312	dusty left tibia	1
#296	dusty left ulna	1
#283	dusty ninth thoracic vertebra	1
#299	dusty right clavicle	1
#309	dusty right fibula	1
#310	dusty right first front claw	1
#296	dusty right first rear claw	1
#288	dusty right first rib	1
#281	dusty right fourth front claw	1
#294	dusty right fourth rear claw	1
#136	dusty right kneecap	3
#288	dusty right radius	1
#138	dusty right sixth rib	3
#186	dusty right tenth rib	2
#293	dusty right third front claw	1
#315	dusty right twelfth rib	1
#310	dusty sacral vertebrae	1
#288	dusty second cervical vertebra	1
#296	dusty second thoracic vertebra	1
#138	dusty seventh caudal vertebra	3
#283	dusty seventh lumbar vertebra	1
#292	dusty third cervical vertebra	1
#288	dusty third thoracic vertebra	1
#182	dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra	2
#444	dwarf bread	9
#321	dwarvish magazine	3
#285	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	2
#430	eXtreme mittens	7
#229	eXtreme nose ring	1
#316	eXtreme scarf	10
#2499	easter egg balloon	7
#390	effervescent potion	28
#228	eggbeater	2
#1589	elven limbos gingerbread	2
#1396	elven socks	1
#277	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	47
#153	empty meat tank	27
#1116	enchanted leopard-print barbell	4
#177	enchanted toothpick	8
#248	encoder ring	80
#287	energy drink IV	9
#614	ennui-flavored potato chips	35
#184	enormous belt buckle	21
#266	enormous hoop earring	4
#314	evil golden arch	32
#377	evil googly eye	11
#406	exploding hacky-sack	1
#264	explosion-flavored chewing gum	103
#74	extra-large palm-frond toupee	2
#432	eye of newt	18
#402	eye-pod	1
#191	eyedrops of newt	1
#516	eyepatch	10
#432	f3d0r4	12
#511	facsimile dictionary	20
#123	fairy gravy boat	9
#507	fake blood	2
#264	fake fake vomit	115
#232	fake hand	112
#291	false eyelashes	1
#43	fancy ball mask	3
#228	fancy bath salts	77
#397	fancy but probably evil chocolate	15
#1535	fancy chocolate car	6
#1783	fancy dress ball	3
#433	fat stacks of cash	18
#1747	felt	3
#36	ferret bait	826
#1162	festive holiday hat	2
#330	fetid feather	23
#263	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	7
#391	filthy corduroys	14
#324	filthy hippy poncho	1
#465	filthy knitted dread sack	9
#1455	filthy lucre	9
#103	filthy pestle	42
#527	filthy poultice	1
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#3850	tiny plastic senile lihc	1
#355	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	4
#6199	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	2
#2825	tiny plastic spooky vampire	2
#6128	tiny plastic stab bat	2
#4891	tiny plastic star starfish	3
#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#3850	tiny plastic whitesnake	1
#259	tiny shaker of salt	9
#262	tofu casserole	5
#846	tofurkey gravy	10
#1009	tofurkey leg	8
#161	tofurkey nugget	1
#926	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	2
#666	towel	12
#249	toy hoverpad	79
#1400	toy jet pack	3
#1116	toy mercenary	4
#1194	toy ray gun	5
#1439	toy space helmet	3
#478	tree skirt	1
#1157	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	2
#132	tropical paperweight	3
#255	tropical wrapping paper	4
#1791	turtle totem	1
#455	twitching claw	10
#119	two-handed depthsword	1
#1969	unstable DNA	6
#53	unstable laser battery	237
#459	valuable trinket	181
#112	vibrating cyborg knife	25
#388	vitachoconutriment capsule	14
#306	vorpal blade	19
#281	war tongs	6
#631	warm mushroom	1
#1147	wheel	2
#215	white hat hacker T-shirt	6
#196	white sword	30
#292	wind-up chattering teeth	107
#349	windchimes	18
#218	wooden axe	3
#1221	wooden block	1
#191	wooden figurine	1
#811	wooden stakes	1
#784	worthless trinket	1
#200	wussiness potion	95
#204	x-ray specs	107
#1377	yellow candy heart	1
#230	yellow candygram	3
#740	yellow glowstick	1
#1800	yellow paisley oyster egg	1
#101	yellow plastic hard hat	1
#1123	yellow plastic oyster egg	5
#881	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	2
#282	yellow snowcone	115
#619	yellow striped oyster egg	4
#1146	yo	6
#1201	zombie pineal gland	3

Wow, that's 33,314 items total!

what items are this player missing?