Museum :: Zermelo

Zermelo

Rank	Item	Quantity
#1437	1-ball	1
#1149	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	1
#1426	2-ball	1
#1456	3-ball	1
#1473	4-ball	1
#442	4-dimensional guitar	1
#1435	5-ball	1
#1425	6-ball	1
#921	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#1485	7-ball	1
#194	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	5
#785	ASCII shirt	1
#131	Alewife™ Ale	12
#2232	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#834	Angelhair Culottes	1
#214	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	5
#297	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#1229	Argarggagarg's fang	1
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#74	BRICKO bulwark	1
#25	BRICKO egg	1
#69	BRICKO hat	1
#63	BRICKO pants	1
#46	BRICKO pearl	5
#61	BRICKO sword	1
#843	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	1
#2356	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	4
#824	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	2
#479	Blackfly Chardonnay	4
#608	Bling of the New Wave	2
#255	Bohemian rhapsody	1
#342	Boozehounds Anonymous token	1
#924	Boris's ring	1
#1674	Boss Bat bling	1
#796	Boss Bat britches	18
#934	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	3
#255	Bulky Buddy Box	11
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#288	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#740	Claw of the Infernal Seal	1
#1487	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#699	Codpiece of the Goblin King	11
#1482	Colander of Em-er'il	2
#72	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	11
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#887	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	2
#481	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#367	Corpse Island iced tea	14
#1485	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#2167	Crimbuck	23
#2099	Crown of the Goblin King	8
#1301	Daffy Taffy	13
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#532	Deactivated O. A. F.	1
#1168	Disco 'Fro Pick	3
#63	Dogsgotnonoz pills	6
#1939	Dolphin King's crown	1
#1496	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#2741	Drowsy Sword	1
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#92	Earring of Fire	1
#423	Eau de Guaneau	1
#1789	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
🥉	El Vibrato Megadrone	11
#99	El Vibrato drone	1
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#255	El Vibrato power sphere	4
#1469	Elder Turtle Shell	2
#470	Elmley shades	1
#171	Elvish delight	1
🥇	French slippers	1
#126	Frost™ brand sword	1
#607	Gaia beads	1
#777	Galapagosian Cuisses	1
#787	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	1
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#440	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	1
#605	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	4
#187	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#790	Gnollish flyswatter	1
#474	Gnollish pie server	2
#727	Gnollish plunger	1
#310	Gnollish slotted spoon	6
#678	Gnollish toolbox	1
#725	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	1
#411	Green Clover of Justice	5
#343	Gummi-DNA	1
#1149	Heimandatz's heart	1
#369	Hippy Army MPE	9
#56	Ice-Cold Beerring	1
#534	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	1
#395	Instant Karma	16
#895	Iron Beta of Industry	5
#1038	Jack-in-the-box	2
#775	Jarlsberg's earring	1
#882	Jocko Homo's head	2
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#991	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
#997	Knob Goblin elite pants	1
#973	Knob Goblin elite polearm	1
#1052	Knob Goblin elite shirt	1
#238	Knob Goblin firecracker	98
#1007	Knob Goblin harem pants	1
#997	Knob Goblin harem veil	1
#564	Knob Goblin love potion	11
#405	Knob Goblin melon baller	3
#1046	Knob Goblin pants	1
#301	Knob Goblin perfume	10
#1058	Knob Goblin scimitar	1
#228	Knob Goblin spatula	56
#444	Knob Goblin steroids	15
#213	Knob Goblin tongs	87
#892	Knob Goblin visor	1
#725	Krakrox's Loincloth	1
🥇	LWA ring	1
#815	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	1
#778	Lederhosen of the Night	1
#525	Lockenstock™ sandals	1
#1522	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	14
#1985	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#696	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	1
#294	Meleegra™ pills	33
#105	Mer-kin pinkslip	1
#38	Mer-kin pressureglobe	11
#108	Mer-kin roundshield	1
#191	Mer-kin takebag	1
#988	Mohawk wig	1
#2154	Mr. Mediocrebar	7
#72	Mudflap-Girl Earring	1
#192	Nardz energy beverage	3
#472	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#726	Newman's Own Trousers	1
#692	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	6
#86	Nose Ring of Putrescence	1
#1271	Orange Star of Sacrifice	1
#845	Orcish baseball cap	1
#794	Orcish cargo shorts	1
#785	Orcish frat-paddle	1
#308	Orcish meat locker	1
#494	PADL Phone	4
#1003	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	6
#292	Pasta Spoon of Peril	1
#781	Pine-Fresh air freshener	1
#818	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#476	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	1
#672	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	3
#100	Ring of the Sewer Snake	1
#2103	Rock Pops	8
#16	S.A.V.E. flyer	32
#314	SPF 451 lip balm	7
#118	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
#715	Safari Jack's moustache	2
#1611	Scalp of Gorgolok	2
#60	Schmalz's First Prize Beer	1
#452	Schrödinger's thermos	30
#471	Sinful Desires	1
#619	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	1
#734	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	1
#727	Snow Queen Crown	1
#62	Staff of Blood and Pudding	1
#93	Staff of the Black Kettle	1
#85	Staff of the Greasefire	1
#91	Staff of the Midnight Snack	1
#121	Staff of the Soupbone	1
#77	Staff of the Teapot Tempest	1
#49	Staff of the Walk-In Freezer	1
#61	Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron	1
#13	Staff of the Woodfire	1
#172	Super Magic Power Sword X	1
#172	The Art of Slapfighting	6
#1038	The Mariachi's guitar case	1
#102	The Ring	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#262	Tiger-lily's milk	2
#174	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	31
#938	Travels with Jerry	1
#694	Tuesday's ruby	1
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
#230	Uncle Romulus	5
#40	Underworld sapling	1
#72	Unspeakable Earring	1
#600	Volartta's bellbottoms	2
#1286	Wand of Nagamar	1
#302	Wolfman Nardz	4
#134	X-37 gun	1
#1120	Yakisoba's hat	1
#349	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	1
#1150	Yellow Moon of Compassion	2
#2022	Yummy Tummy bean	35
#309	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	6
#365	a butt tuba	1
#336	abandoned candy	1
#1006	acid-squirting flower	1
#1006	acoustic guitarrr	1
#242	adder bladder	44
#1575	adorable seal larva	1
#1433	amulet of extreme plot significance	1
#106	ancient spice	40
#53	ancient stone fist	41
#38	ancient stone head	31
#3681	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	1
#73	anemone nematocyst	6
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#766	anticheese	3
#424	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	3
#401	antique bottle opener	2
#356	antique greaves	17
#352	antique hand mirror	8
#899	antique helmet	1
#251	antique painting of a landscape	3
#257	antique pair of blue jeans	3
#457	antique record album	5
#906	antique shield	1
#152	antique souvenir drawing	5
#949	antique spear	1
#485	armgun	1
#856	arrrgyle socks	1
#433	asbestos apron	1
#435	asbestos crossbow	1
#122	asbestos helmet turtle	1
#317	asbestos ore	21
#387	asbestos staff	1
#478	asbestos sword	1
#422	asparagus knife	13
#643	asshat	1
#21	baby cuddlefish	11
#771	baby killer bee	11
#1308	baconstone	5
#261	baconstone ring	1
#132	bad-ass club	1
#2163	badass belt	24
#1883	bag of airline peanuts	1
#117	bag of lard	10
#430	balaclava	1
#1593	ball	2
#305	balloon helmet	1
#160	balloon monkey	11
#312	balloon sword	1
#1024	banana-frosted king cake	1
#443	bar skin	20
#122	bar whip	1
#346	barbed-wire fence	13
#122	bargain flash powder	9
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#957	barrrnacle	11
#73	barskin buckler	1
#110	barskin cloak	1
#367	barskin hat	1
#88	barskin loincloth	1
#186	barskin tent	1
#49	bartender skull	1
#267	baseball	21
#59	basic meat foon	1
#151	basic meat spork	1
#411	bat guano	22
#89	bat hat	1
#532	bat wing	14
#167	bat-ass leather jacket	1
#396	batblade	6
#100	bazookafish bubble gum	46
#439	beach glass bead	5
#288	beach glass necklace	1
#455	beaten-up Chucks	1
#118	beautiful soup	1
#572	beer bong	1
#673	beer helmet	1
#489	beertini	3
#690	beholed bedsheet	1
#745	bejeweled pledge pin	1
#348	big bad voodoo mask	1
#395	big bass drum	1
#1006	big red clown nose	1
#52	bird rib	58
#1014	bit of clingfilm	3
#75	black BRICKO brick	1
#89	black belt	1
#86	black cowboy hat	1
#110	black eyedrops	7
#242	black forest cake	15
#170	black forest ham	18
#694	black greaves	1
#695	black helmet	1
#390	black kettle drum	1
#1818	black paisley oyster egg	2
#343	black pepper	5
#311	black pixel	80
#1464	black plastic oyster egg	2
#2088	black polka-dot oyster egg	1
#208	black pudding	14
#667	black shield	1
#301	black snake skin	19
#2665	black striped oyster egg	1
#727	black sword	1
#269	blackberry combat boots	1
#221	blackberry moccasins	1
#226	blackberry slippers	1
#55	blank prescription sheet	5
#925	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	7
#111	blood-faced volleyball	11
#964	bloody clown pants	1
#503	blue pixel	98
#2374	blue polka-dot oyster egg	1
#2621	blue striped oyster egg	1
#610	blue-frosted astral cupcake	1
#428	bone flute	1
#665	bone rattle	1
#70	bottle of Pete's Sake	13
#196	bottle of alcohol	20
#140	bottle of antifreeze	7
#79	bottle of melodramamine	1
#344	bottle of sake	1
#331	bottle of ultravitamins	1
#544	bottle opener belt buckle	1
#5534	box of sunshine	5
#180	box-in-the-box-in-the-box	1
#176	boxing glove	2
#66	boxing glove on a spring	1
#26	brand new key	8
#85	brick of sand	21
#117	broken skull	298
#590	bronze breastplate	1
#110	bronze handcuffs	1
#381	bubblewrap ore	4
#89	bubbling tempura batter	3
#128	bubbly potion	145
#295	bucket of honey	2
#1630	buckyball	1
#1102	bugbear beanie	1
#1109	bugbear bungguard	1
#592	bullet-proof corduroys	1
#1095	bum cheek	1
#374	buoybottoms	1
#228	burrowgrub hive	1
#185	calavera concertina	1
#259	can of Red Minotaur	17
#592	can of maces	1
#733	can of spinach	2
#463	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	20
#366	candied yams	25
#858	candy brain	1
#471	candy kneecapping stick	5
#460	candy knuckles	5
#3109	candy stake	2
#936	canteen of wine	20
#80	cardboard box turtle	1
#330	cardboard katana	1
#684	cardboard wakizashi	1
#147	caret	1
#77	carob cannon	1
#54	carob chunk noodles	54
#153	cast-iron legacy paddle	1
#109	catskin buckler	1
#83	catskin cap	1
#508	cement sandals	2
#89	charged magnet	1
#368	cheap cigar butt	2
#590	cheap elven gloves	7
#158	cheap plastic blowgun	1
#1823	cheap plastic bottle opener	1
#83	chef skull	1
#329	chintzy noodle ring	2
#576	chintzy seal pendant	1
#527	chintzy turtle brooch	1
#293	chloroform rag	10
#150	chocolate stolen accordion	3
#167	chocolate turtle totem	2
#394	chocolate-covered scarab beetle	4
#637	chocolate-frosted king cake	2
#193	chopsticks	27
#40	chorizo brownies	78
#452	chrome crossbow	1
#254	chrome helmet turtle	1
#321	chrome ore	17
#429	chrome staff	1
#616	clay peace-sign bead	1
#31	clingfilm cap	1
#40	clingfilm slippers	1
#51	clingfilm tangle	1
#34	clingfilm trousers	1
#28	clockwork bartender head	1
#29	clockwork chef head	1
#43	clockwork detective skull	1
#102	clockwork hat	1
#295	clockwork key	8
#27	clockwork maid head	1
#101	clockwork pants	1
#52	clockwork pirate skull	1
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#137	cloudy potion	142
#798	clown shoes	1
#207	clown skin	39
#185	clown wig	1
#239	clownskin belt	1
#111	clownskin buckler	1
#202	clownskin harness	1
#184	cocktail napkin	35
#620	cocoa egg	11
#176	coconut bikini top	1
#355	coconut shell	132
#597	coffin lid	1
#778	cold ninja mask	1
#680	colorful plastic ball	1
#883	commemorative war stein	1
#476	communications windchimes	6
🥉	control crystal	1
#864	cool whip	1
#317	corn holder	3
#850	cornuthaum	1
#337	corpse on the beach	15
#234	corpsedriver	21
#529	corpsetini	10
#362	costume sword	1
#434	cream pie	1
#19	creepy-ass club	1
#113	crotchety pants	1
#162	crowbar	1
#706	crowbarrr	1
#47	crumbling rat skull	14
#260	crystallized memory	1
#104	curdflinger	1
#403	curmudgel	1
#114	cursed black pearl onion	19
#134	cursed bottle of black-label rum	13
#163	cursed bottle of rum	12
#89	cursed cannonball	23
#93	cursed dirty joke scroll	22
#80	cursed piece of thirteen	17
#109	cursed sea biscuit	18
#97	cursed voodoo skull	20
#115	cyber-mattock	1
#268	cyclops eyedrops	1
#138	dark potion	129
#20	deactivated MicroMechaMech	11
#181	decanter of fine Scotch	1
#27	decaying wooden oar	1
#506	decorative fountain	6
#1477	defective skull	1
#93	demon buckler	1
#439	demon skin	16
#97	demon whip	1
#134	demon-horned hat	1
#164	demonskin jacket	1
#158	demonskin trousers	1
#375	denim axe	1
#438	dented harmonica	1
#347	depantsing bomb	8
#240	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	2
#517	depleted uranium seal figurine	1
#908	designer handbag	2
#154	detective skull	1
🥇	detour shield	1
#1064	diamond-studded cane	1
#597	didgeridooka	1
#146	dingy planks	2
#548	dirty hobo gloves	21
#532	disbelief suspenders	1
#1718	disco mask	1
#164	disease	113
#292	disembodied smile	1
#344	dishrag	1
#587	distressed denim pants	1
#1853	disturbing fanfic	1
#416	divine blowout	7
#476	divine can of silly string	3
#503	divine noisemaker	2
#93	dolphin whistle	4
#76	donkey flipbook	10
#586	dope gangsta bling-bling	1
#279	dope wheels	2
#269	double-barreled sling	1
#288	drab sonata	15
#931	draggin' ball hat	1
#374	dreadlock whip	1
#282	dried face	12
#67	drum machine	149
#1979	drywall axe	1
#133	dubious peppermint	1
#1079	duct tape	18
#80	duct tape buckler	1
#58	duct tape wallet	76
#120	dull fish scale	72
#280	dusty bottle of Marsala	70
#271	dusty bottle of Merlot	86
#350	dusty bottle of Muscat	47
#314	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	60
#202	dusty bottle of Port	125
#89	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	240
#905	dwarf bread	3
#321	dwarvish magazine	3
#55	dwarvish war helmet	1
#46	dwarvish war kilt	1
#48	dwarvish war mattock	1
#111	eXtreme meat staff	1
#138	eXtreme meat sword	1
#897	eXtreme mittens	1
#856	eXtreme scarf	1
#1034	easter egg balloon	24
#102	eel battery	1
#121	effervescent potion	156
#504	effluvious emerald	1
#337	eggbeater	1
#210	elephant stinger	1
#767	elven limbos gingerbread	15
#843	elven cellocello	23
#557	elven moonshine	18
#763	elven socks	5
#793	elven suicide capsule	23
#692	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	10
#228	empty agua de vida bottle	915
#469	empty meat tank	4
#927	enchanted leopard-print barbell	6
#653	enchanted toothpick	1
#124	enchantlers	1
#1180	encoder ring	1
#541	energy drink IV	1
#211	enormous belt buckle	17
#477	enormous hoop earring	1
#933	evil teddy bear	11
#26	evil-ass club	1
#51	exotic parrot egg	1
#406	exploding hacky-sack	1
#199	extra-large palm-frond toupee	1
#321	eyepatch	22
#952	f3d0r4	1
#78	facehugging alien	15
#532	fairy gravy boat	1
#264	fancy bath salts	56
#138	fancy beef jerky	1
#411	fancy chocolate car	7
#2035	fancy dress ball	2
#492	fancy seashell necklace	2
#319	fat stacks of cash	31
#54	fat wallet	59
#2393	felt	1
#336	ferret bait	20
#64	fertilized ghuol egg	11
#969	festive holiday hat	3
#76	fetid feather	161
#348	figurine of a charred seal	9
#779	figurine of a cold seal	3
#641	figurine of a stinking seal	1
#1000	filthy corduroys	1
#972	filthy knitted dread sack	1
#907	filthy lucre	34
#487	filthy pestle	2
#299	finger cymbals	1
#1765	fire	1
#529	fire poi	1
#302	fish-liver oil	30
#194	fizzy potion	99
#955	flaming crutch	1
#109	flaming feather	149
#322	flaming mushroom wine	1
#941	flaming talons	1
#527	flange	2
#144	flaregun	112
#168	flat mushroom wine	1
#111	flirtatious feather	80
#164	floaty inverse geode	1
#613	floaty sand	12
#384	flowing hippy skirt	1
#9	flytrap bezoar	6
#293	foam noodle	3
#793	foolscap fool's cap	1
#271	foon	1
#72	foon of fearfulness	1
#66	foon of fleshiness	1
#67	foon of foulness	1
#66	foon of frigidity	1
#70	foon of fulmination	1
#281	freezerburned ice cube	1
#1456	friendly cheez blob	1
#81	frightful feather	162
#256	frigid hankyū	1
#51	frigid mote	11
#571	frigid ninja stars	33
#45	frigid-ass club	1
#197	frilly skirt	25
#77	frozen feather	169
#731	frozen nunchaku	1
#541	furniture dolly	1
#607	furry fur	75
#64	furry green earmuffs	1
#86	furry kilt	1
#428	furry pants	1
#67	furry skirt	1
#411	fuzzy dice	11
#642	ga-ga radio	1
#121	gauze hammock	1
#183	gauze shorts	1
#203	ghost pickle on a stick	5
#261	ghuol ears	67
#387	giant cactus quill	1
#78	giant cheesestick	1
#1641	giant discarded bottlecap	1
#2409	giant discarded plastic fork	1
#1517	giant discarded torn-up glove	1
#28	giant fishhook	1
#565	giant foam finger	1
#2536	giant pinky ring	1
#40	gilded ancient cursed key	8
#3809	gingerbread horror	1
#2417	gingerbread mutant bugbear	2
#211	gingham blouse	1
#145	glistening fish meat	4
#33	glob of green slime	76
#1210	gloomy black mushroom	2
#365	gloomy mushroom wine	1
#11	glowing El Vibrato drone	3
#1109	glowing red eye	1
#145	gnauga hide	38
#155	gnauga hide buckler	1
#149	gnauga hide chaps	1
#79	gnauga hide kilt	1
#48	gnauga hide skirt	1
#102	gnauga hide vest	1
#203	gnauga hide whip	1
#458	gnoll lips	6
#443	gnoll teeth	7
#134	gnoll-tooth necklace	2
#117	goat	11
#821	goat beard	1
#356	goatskin umbrella	3
#136	gob of wet hair	257
#162	goblin autoblowgun	1
#159	goblin hunting spear	1
#395	gold lamé pants	1
#211	golden plastic oyster egg	1
#1169	goth kid t-shirt	1
#80	goulauncher	1
#76	grass whistle	1
#428	grassy cutlass	1
#501	grave robbing shovel	1
#781	gray bow tie	7
#68	green BRICKO brick	1
#486	green pixel	84
#29	green-frosted astral cupcake	72
#35	grinning turtle	8
#471	grouchy restless spirit	14
#8	grouper fangirl	11
#33	groupie spangles	23
#2043	grue egg	11
#391	grungy bandana	1
#311	guard turtle shell	3
#328	guitar pick	9
#120	gun cleaning kit	1
#1227	gyroscope	1
#88	hairy staff	1
#324	half-sized guitar	1
#375	halfberd	1
#96	halibut	1
#716	hamethyst	11
#139	hand grenegg	1
#1555	handful of confetti	24
#155	handful of sawdust	58
#431	happiness	3
#571	harem girl t-shirt	1
#325	headhunter necktie	1
#752	heart of the volcano	8
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#176	yak anorak	1
#355	yak skin	1
#80	yak toupee	1
#109	yakskin buckler	1
#80	yakskin kilt	1
#106	yakskin pants	1
#63	yakskin skirt	1
#1378	yellow candy heart	1
#2051	yellow plastic oyster egg	2
#2115	yellow snowcone	1
#1637	yellow striped oyster egg	1
#747	yeti fur	74
#421	yohohoyo	3

Wow, that's 16,146 items total!

what items are this player missing?