Museum :: altmin

altmin

Rank	Item	Quantity
#773	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#1437	1-ball	1
#1149	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	1
#1428	2-ball	1
#1455	3-ball	1
#1016	30669 scroll	1
#1223	33398 scroll	1
#933	334 scroll	1
#1475	4-ball	1
#337	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#1436	5-ball	1
#1426	6-ball	1
#394	668 scroll	1
#922	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#1486	7-ball	1
#2245	8-ball	1
#650	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	1
#248	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
#280	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
#257	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#224	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#296	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#226	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
#967	A. W. O. L. commendation	1
#785	ASCII shirt	1
#414	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#2097	Angry Farmer candy	1
#296	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#1132	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#613	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#4298	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	1
#1257	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	1
#615	Bash-Ōs boxtop	1
#290	Bash-Ōs cereal	1
#286	Ben-Gal™ Balm	1
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
#760	Bit O' Ectoplasm	1
#774	Black No. 2	1
#748	Blackfly Chardonnay	1
#587	Blatantly Canadian	1
#522	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
#254	Bohemian rhapsody	1
#2384	Bonerdagon necklace	1
#233	Boris's key lime	1
#925	Boris's ring	1
#1675	Boss Bat bling	1
#2773	Boss Bat britches	1
#1742	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1
#1009	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	1
#1501	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#459	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#445	Cherry Cloaca Cola	1
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#1731	Cloaca grenade	1
#1496	Cloaca-Cola	1
#1152	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
#1488	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#904	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#612	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#282	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#481	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#1850	Corpse Island iced tea	1
#109	Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	1
#360	Crimbonium fuel rod	1
#472	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	1
#475	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	1
#461	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	1
#460	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	1
#375	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	1
#473	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	1
#463	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	1
#2374	Crimboween memo	1
#3213	Crimbuck	1
#4250	Crown of the Goblin King	1
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#443	Diet Cloaca Cola	1
#2661	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#536	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	1
#737	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	1
#982	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	1
#2053	Dyspepsi-Cola	1
#1085	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	1
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#858	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#581	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#1786	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
#494	El Vibrato power sphere	1
#469	Elmley shades	1
#1165	Ent cider	1
#1688	Feynman gate	1
#512	Frat Army FGF	1
#214	Frogade	1
#607	Gaia beads	1
#461	Genalen™ Bottle	1
#594	Gnollish pie server	1
#672	Gnollish pie tin	1
#725	Gnollish plunger	1
#594	Gnollish slotted spoon	1
#340	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	3
#568	Hippy Army MPE	1
#173	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	1
#678	Iiti Kitty phone charm	1
#1868	Imp Ale	1
#534	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	1
#1196	Jack-in-the-box	1
#775	Jarlsberg's earring	1
#870	Jolly Roger charrrm	1
#691	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	1
#1017	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1
#107	Kentucky-style derby	1
#127	Kevlar balloon	1
#837	Kissin' Cousins	1
#990	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
#995	Knob Goblin elite pants	1
#973	Knob Goblin elite polearm	1
#1052	Knob Goblin elite shirt	1
#1208	Knob Goblin firecracker	1
#1007	Knob Goblin harem pants	1
#996	Knob Goblin harem veil	1
#1090	Knob Goblin love potion	1
#579	Knob Goblin melon baller	1
#1046	Knob Goblin pants	1
#1058	Knob Goblin scimitar	1
#826	Knob Goblin seltzer	1
#746	Knob Goblin spatula	1
#940	Knob Goblin steroids	1
#163	Knob Goblin stink bomb	1
#735	Knob Goblin superseltzer	1
#1118	Knob Goblin tongs	1
#892	Knob Goblin visor	1
#821	Knob mushroom	1
#342	Knob pasty	1
#646	Knob sausage	1
#1015	Knoll mushroom	1
#491	Knoll shroomkabob	1
#669	LED block	1
#1063	Let Me Be!	1
#525	Lockenstock™ sandals	1
#969	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	1
#1199	M-242	1
#1759	Mad Train wine	1
#400	Manetwich	1
#258	Mariner's Friend cough drops	1
#694	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	1
#403	Meat detector	1
#1110	Meleegra™ pills	1
#1134	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	1
#1139	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	1
#2245	Mob Penguin cellular phone	1
#850	Mohawk wig	2
#348	Mon Tiki	1
#591	Monstar energy beverage	1
#1002	Mountain Stream soda	1
#597	Mr. Joe's bangles	1
#2682	Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#182	Mylar balloon	1
#374	NG	1
#843	Orcish baseball cap	1
#793	Orcish cargo shorts	1
#785	Orcish frat-paddle	1
#111	Oreille Divisée brandy	1
#612	PADL Phone	1
#90	PB&BP	1
#2359	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	1
#886	Penultimate Fantasy chest	1
#780	Pine-Fresh air freshener	1
#233	Poison Oak trading card	1
#266	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	1
#476	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	1
#283	Raggedy Hippy doll	1
#211	Ralph IX cognac	1
#940	Ram's Face Lager	1
#422	Regular Cloaca Cola	1
#1463	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	1
#471	Sinful Desires	1
#618	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	1
#734	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	1
#727	Snow Queen Crown	1
#140	Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts	1
#1109	Spam Witch sammich	1
#478	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	1
#154	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
#172	Super Magic Power Sword X	1
#736	Supernova Champagne	1
#778	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	1
#826	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	1
#803	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	1
#938	Tales from the Fireside	1
#1306	Trollhouse cookies	1
#694	Tuesday's ruby	1
#756	Typical Tavern swill	1
#183	Venus flytrap	1
#472	Wolfman Nardz	1
#614	Zim Merman's guitar	1
#335	abandoned candy	1
#1478	abominable snowcone	1
#504	accidental cider	1
#1006	acid-squirting flower	1
#1006	acoustic guitarrr	1
#821	adder bladder	1
#705	all-purpose cleaner	1
#129	all-purpose flower	1
#622	alphabet gum	1
#127	amber aviator shades	1
#124	ammonite candy mold	1
#1018	ammonite fossil	1
#1432	amulet of extreme plot significance	1
#657	ancient Magi-Wipes	1
#670	ancient protein powder	1
#533	ancient spice	1
#52	ancient turtle shell	1
#142	anemone nematocyst	1
#678	anniversary balloon	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#1081	annoying pitchfork	1
#631	ant agonist	1
#270	ant hoe	1
#251	ant pitchfork	1
#283	ant rake	1
#260	ant sickle	1
#483	anti-anti-antidote	1
#736	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	1
#375	antique bottle of cough syrup	1
#624	antique bottle opener	1
#886	antique greaves	1
#730	antique hand mirror	1
#895	antique helmet	1
#534	antique painting of a landscape	1
#573	antique pair of blue jeans	1
#930	antique record album	1
#905	antique shield	1
#588	antique souvenir drawing	1
#946	antique spear	1
#147	apathetic lizardman doll	1
#484	armgun	1
#435	asbestos crossbow	1
#122	asbestos helmet turtle	1
#1105	asbestos ore	1
#387	asbestos staff	1
#478	asbestos sword	1
#1079	asparagus knife	1
#643	asshat	1
#2064	astronaut pants	1
#1088	atomic vector plotter	1
#1921	awful poetry journal	1
#185	baby cuddlefish	1
#1848	baby killer bee	1
#183	babycakes	1
#2450	baconstone	1
#352	baconstone bracelet	1
#185	baconstone earring	1
#407	baconstone pendant	1
#261	baconstone ring	1
#7431	badass belt	1
#950	bag of Cheat-Os	1
#502	bag of bones	1
#753	bag of lard	1
#430	balaclava	1
#632	balaclava baklava	1
#2043	ball	1
#305	balloon helmet	1
#629	ballroom blintz	1
#1145	banana	1
#1020	banana-frosted king cake	1
#1235	bar skin	1
#122	bar whip	1
#962	barbed-wire fence	1
#305	bargain flash powder	1
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#73	barskin buckler	1
#901	baseball	1
#942	bat guano	1
#1017	bat wing	1
#783	batblade	1
#1172	batgut	1
#1660	battered Crimbo Crate	1
#227	battered hubcap	1
#398	bazookafish bubble gum	1
#49	beach ball marble	1
#680	beach glass bead	1
#287	beach glass necklace	1
#282	beanbag chair	1
#455	beaten-up Chucks	1
#138	beer basted brat	1
#967	beer bomb	1
#571	beer bong	1
#671	beer helmet	1
#117	beer-a-pult	1
#690	beholed bedsheet	1
#79	beige clambroth marble	1
#233	bejeweled accordion strap	1
#955	bejeweled cufflinks	1
#745	bejeweled pledge pin	1
#123	belemnite candy mold	1
#977	belemnite fossil	1
#241	bellhop bell	1
#1022	bi-lateral logic compressor	1
#347	big bad voodoo mask	1
#394	big bass drum	1
#381	big boom	1
#1005	big red clown nose	1
#801	bilge wine	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#377	bird rib	1
#1498	bit of clingfilm	1
#650	bit-o-cactus	1
#590	black & tan	1
#28	black catseye marble	1
#510	black eyedrops	1
#552	black forest ham	1
#694	black greaves	1
#694	black helmet	1
#389	black kettle drum	1
#2563	black paisley oyster egg	1
#611	black pension check	1
#461	black picnic basket	1
#1047	black pixel	1
#2110	black plastic oyster egg	1
#632	black pudding	1
#667	black shield	1
#851	black snake skin	1
#812	black snowcone	1
#464	black spot	1
#2665	black striped oyster egg	1
#726	black sword	1
#892	blackberry	1
#221	blackberry moccasins	1
#226	blackberry slippers	1
#246	blank fudge mold	1
#3303	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#1654	blood flower	1
#1035	bloody beer	1
#963	bloody clown pants	1
#622	bloody mary	1
#759	blue glowstick	1
#2554	blue paisley oyster egg	1
#1231	blue pixel	1
#2408	blue plastic oyster egg	1
#2374	blue polka-dot oyster egg	1
#2622	blue striped oyster egg	1
#83	blue suede shoes	1
#125	blue velvet cake	1
#610	blue-frosted astral cupcake	1
#621	blueberry-frosted king cake	1
#213	bone collar	1
#430	bone flute	1
#666	bone rattle	1
#751	booty chest charrrm	1
#105	booty chest charrrm bracelet	1
#263	booze-soaked cherry	1
#980	borg sock monkey	1
#392	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	1
#379	bottle of Definit	1
#414	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	1
#399	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	1
#743	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	1
#565	bottle of Mystic Shell	1
#624	bottle of Pinot Renoir	1
#698	bottle of alcohol	1
#670	bottle of antifreeze	1
#306	bottle of black cat tonic	1
#1331	bottle of gin	1
#680	bottle of popskull	1
#385	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	1
#1586	bottle of rum	1
#344	bottle of sake	1
#663	bottle of sewage schnapps	1
#1369	bottle of tequila	1
#1261	bottle of vodka	1
#1505	bottle of whiskey	1
#544	bottle opener belt buckle	1
#142	bottlecap turtle	1
#771	bouquet of circular saw blades	1
#1136	bowl of cottage cheese	1
#570	bowl of fishysoisse	1
#450	bowl of lucky charms	1
#1054	box	1
#1335	boxed wine	1
#242	boxing glove	1
#454	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	1
#318	brass stinger	1
#2708	brick	1
#437	brick of sand	1
#748	briefcase	1
#1269	broken skull	1
#624	broken sword	1
#589	bronze breastplate	1
#541	bronzed locust	1
#247	brown crock marble	1
#448	brown plastic baby	1
#678	brown sugar cane	1
#96	bubble bauble bow	1
#616	bubblewrap ore	1
#98	bubblewrap sword	1
#1627	buckyball	1
#1103	bugbear beanie	1
#1110	bugbear bungguard	1
#593	bullet-proof corduroys	1
#1095	bum cheek	1
#155	bumblebee marble	1
#578	bunch of square grapes	1
#375	buoybottoms	1
#228	bus pass	1
#539	cactus fruit	1
#593	can of maces	1
#2974	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	1
#1142	candied kobold	1
#2874	candied yams	1
#857	candy brain	1
#4786	candy cane	1
#1758	capacitor relay	1
#1811	carbon nanotube frame	1
#530	carbonated soy milk	1
#80	cardboard box turtle	1
#611	cardboard ore	1
#683	cardboard wakizashi	1
#666	carob chunk cookies	1
#731	carob chunks	1
#1030	cast	1
#687	cat appendix	1
#818	catgut	1
#169	catsup	1
#689	centipede eggs	1
#266	chakra sludge	1
#1705	chaos butterfly	1
#1344	cheap elven gloves	1
#1660	cheap toaster	1
#1062	chef's hat	1
#664	cherry	1
#775	chewing gum on a string	1
#544	chintzy disco ball pendant	1
#509	chintzy noodle ring	1
#507	chintzy saucepan earring	1
#576	chintzy seal pendant	1
#576	chloroform rag	1
#939	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	1
#578	chocolate-covered scarab beetle	1
#670	chopsticks	2
#689	chorizo brownies	1
#765	chorizo taco	1
#254	chrome helmet turtle	1
#985	chrome ore	1
#429	chrome staff	1
#523	chrome sword	1
#2111	chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#445	chunk of rock salt	1
#31	clingfilm cap	1
#68	clockwork crossbow	1
#102	clockwork hat	1
#797	clown shoes	1
#816	clown skin	1
#185	clown wig	1
#3274	club necklace	1
#132	club sandwich	2
#1222	cocoa egg	1
#1228	cocoa eggshell fragment	1
#1279	coconut shell	1
#597	coffin lid	1
#1139	cog	1
#777	cold ninja mask	1
#681	colorful plastic ball	1
#716	comfy coffin	1
#882	commemorative war stein	1
#651	communications windchimes	1
#1056	computronic processing unit	1
#95	congratulatory cake	1
🥉	control crystal	1
#864	cool whip	1
#523	corn holder	1
#568	corncob pipe	1
#849	cornuthaum	1
#1822	corpse on the beach	1
#1818	corpsedriver	1
#735	corrupted data	1
#246	cottage	1
#138	cracker	1
#1242	cranberries	1
#951	crazy little Turkish delight	1
#569	cream stout	1
#540	creamsicle	1
#706	crowbarrr	1
#198	crown-shaped beanie	1
#523	cruelty-free wine	1
#262	crystallized memory	1
#597	cup of infinite pencils	1
#458	cup of primitive beer	1
#403	curmudgel	1
#487	cursed black pearl onion	1
#494	cursed bottle of black-label rum	1
#513	cursed bottle of rum	1
#377	cursed piece of thirteen	1
#460	cursed sea biscuit	1
#919	cyborg doll	1
#1826	cyborg stompin' boot	1
#315	cylindrical mold	1
#1025	daisy	1
#585	dance card	1
#1293	dead guy's watch	1
#93	demon buckler	1
#825	demon skin	2
#97	demon whip	1
#69	demon-horned hat	2
#164	demonskin jacket	1
#158	demonskin trousers	1
#375	denim axe	1
#1269	dense meat stack	1
#1064	diamond-studded cane	1
#597	didgeridooka	1
#1096	dirty hobo gloves	1
#532	disbelief suspenders	1
#1848	disco ball	1
#1717	disco mask	1
#1025	disease	1
#819	disembodied brain	1
#788	disintegrating quill pen	1
#985	distilled fortified wine	1
#587	distressed denim pants	1
#1853	disturbing fanfic	1
#1640	doll house	1
#184	dollhive	53
#813	drab sonata	1
#930	draggin' ball hat	1
#1140	dry noodles	1
#1979	drywall axe	1
#516	ducha de oro	1
#1576	dusty Crimbo crate	1
#245	dusty animal jawbone	1
#1041	dusty bottle of Marsala	1
#1062	dusty bottle of Merlot	1
#1030	dusty bottle of Muscat	1
#1030	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	1
#1060	dusty bottle of Port	1
#1015	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	1
#322	dusty left tenth rib	1
#286	dusty left third front claw	1
#320	dusty right humerus	1
#292	dusty right second front claw	1
#292	dusty third cervical vertebra	1
#293	dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra	1
#1281	dwarf bread	1
#229	eXtreme nose ring	1
#854	eXtreme scarf	1
#5139	easter egg balloon	1
#100	eel battery	1
#112	eel skin	1
#184	enchanted brass knuckles	1
#206	enchanted eyepatch	1
#124	enchantlers	1
#540	energy drink IV	1
#734	enormous belt buckle	1
#237	escargotsicle	1
#1391	evil googly eye	1
#2680	evil teddy bear	1
#191	evil teddy bear sewing kit	1
#145	exotic orchid	1
#405	exploding hacky-sack	1
#745	extra-greasy slider	1
#510	extra-spicy bloody mary	1
#1016	eye of newt	1
#403	eye-pod	1
#1084	eyepatch	1
#952	f3d0r4	1
#291	false eyelashes	1
#124	fancy ball mask	1
#849	fancy bath salts	1
#377	fancy canapés	1
#1378	fat stacks of cash	1
#2392	felt	1
#322	fettucini Inconnu	1
#634	filth-encrusted futon	1
#1000	filthy corduroys	1
#970	filthy knitted dread sack	1
#602	filthy pestle	1
#527	filthy poultice	1
#880	fine wine	1
#529	fire poi	1
#153	fishy fish casserole	1
#498	flamin' bindle	1
#955	flaming crutch	1
#941	flaming talons	1
#905	flaregun	1
#132	flask of Amontillado	1
#74	flask of Gnomochloric acid	1
#272	flask of mining oil	1
#310	flask of tainted mining oil	2
#164	floaty inverse geode	1
#76	floaty stone sphere	1
#204	floorboard cruft	1
#383	flowing hippy skirt	1
#55	flytrap bezoar	1
#791	foolscap fool's cap	1
#462	fortune cookie	1
#378	fossilized baboon skull	1
#329	fossilized bat skull	1
#312	fossilized demon skull	1
#768	fossilized limb	1
#404	fossilized serpent skull	1
#306	fossilized spider skull	1
#700	fossilized spike	1
#562	fossilized spine	1
#711	fossilized torso	1
#696	fossilized wing	1
#371	fossilized wyrm skull	1
#323	frat brats	1
#444	frayed rope belt	2
#459	freezin' bindle	1
#449	fricasseed brains	1
#562	frigid air mattress	1
#740	frigid fudgepuck	1
#428	frilly shirt	1
#825	frilly skirt	1
#706	frozen banquet	1
#732	frozen nunchaku	1
#377	fudge bunny	1
#197	fudge cube	1
#843	fudge lily	1
#259	fudge spork	1
#1415	fudgecule	1
#178	fudgecycle	1
#540	furniture dolly	1
#1456	furry fur	1
#195	furry green turtle	1
#86	furry kilt	1
#4736	fuzzy dice	1
#641	ga-ga radio	1
#83	ganger bandana	1
#614	gauze garter	1
#982	ghuol ears	1
#1350	ghuol egg	1
#556	ghuol egg quiche	1
#995	ghuol guolash	1
#386	giant cactus quill	1
#1640	giant discarded bottlecap	1
#2409	giant discarded plastic fork	1
#1516	giant discarded torn-up glove	1
#563	giant foam finger	1
#398	giant glass of brandy	1
#1254	giant needle	1
#2535	giant pinky ring	1
#321	gin-soaked blotter paper	1
#608	gingerbread house	1
#896	glass of goat's milk	1
#1108	glowing red eye	1
#98	gnatloaf	1
#132	gnatloaf casserole	1
#747	gnatwing	1
#736	gnauga hide	1
#155	gnauga hide buckler	1
#149	gnauga hide chaps	1
#203	gnauga hide whip	1
#705	goat beard	2
#572	goatskin umbrella	1
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#482	unearthed potsherd	1
#693	unidentified jerky	1
#107	unrolling pin	1
#2305	unstable DNA	1
#728	urinal cake	1
#2411	valuable trinket	1
#667	vampire collar	1
#1042	viking helmet	1
#647	vinegar-soaked lemon slice	1
#640	vodka and cranberry	1
#466	vodka martini	1
#564	volcanic ash	1
#600	voodoo snuff	1
#895	vorpal blade	1
#1099	wad of dough	1
#510	war tongs	1
#215	warbear officer requisition box	1
#381	warbear requisition box	1
#940	water pipe bomb	1
#631	whiskey sour	1
#792	white Canadian	1
#222	white Xanadian	1
#903	white balloon	1
#48	white belt	1
#871	white chocolate and tomato pizza	1
#740	white chocolate chip cookies	1
#958	white chocolate chips	1
#602	white hat hacker T-shirt	1
#1104	white lightning	1
#804	white picket fence	1
#1026	white pixel	1
#809	white satin pants	1
#446	white satin shield	2
#1058	white snake skin	1
#122	white snakeskin duster	1
#854	white sword	1
#88	white whip	1
#512	wicker shield	1
#615	witch hat	1
#566	witty rapier	1
#1245	wolf mask	1
#1027	wolfman mask	1
#428	wonderwall shield	1
#811	wooden stakes	1
#595	wool hat	1
#61	woolen cravat	1
#553	worn tophat	1
#589	wreath of laurels	1
#1046	wussiness potion	1
#176	yak anorak	1
#80	yak toupee	1
#109	yakskin buckler	1
#80	yakskin kilt	1
#55	yakskin pants	2
#180	yam candy	1
#228	ye olde golde frontes	1
#970	yellow gummi ingot	2
#1799	yellow paisley oyster egg	1
#2817	yellow plastic oyster egg	1
#1328	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1637	yellow striped oyster egg	1
#606	yohohoyo	1

Wow, that's 1,469 items total!

what items are this player missing?