Museum :: Fiery1

Fiery1

Rank	Item	Quantity
#86	Überraschthexengebräu	3
#577	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	2
#461	1-ball	10
#503	2-ball	8
#559	3-ball	7
#195	37x37x37 puzzle cube	2
#599	4-ball	6
#581	5-ball	6
#785	6-ball	4
#454	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	5
#654	7-ball	6
#650	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	1
#23	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)	1
#9	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)	1
#10	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	1
#93	Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes	1
#2232	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#263	BRICKO brick	279
#331	BRICKO eye brick	12
#70	BRICKO hat	1
#112	BRICKO pearl	1
#325	BURT	80
#75	Baja sopapilla	8
#613	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#348	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	30
#287	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	9
#814	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
#65	Blue Diamond of Honesty	7
#384	Bone's Farm "wine"	4
#695	Bonerdagon necklace	16
#396	Boris's ring	4
#741	Boss Bat bling	4
#31	Bowlet	5
#28	Brain Food Pastaco	1
#301	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	12
#1056	Bulky Buddy Box	2
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#102	Carpathian longsword	5
#6	Celsius 233 (singed)	1
#325	Cherry Cloaca Cola	3
#430	Chroner	18
#113	Clara's bell	1
#1077	Cloaca grenade	8
#855	Cloaca-Cola	22
#555	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	6
#534	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	5
#487	Cloaca-Cola helmet	5
#610	Cloaca-Cola shield	4
#612	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
🥉	Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used)	1
#282	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#1870	Codpiece of the Goblin King	2
#213	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	5
#26	Comet Drop	8
#54	Comet Pop	8
#21	Cool Brunch Pastaco	2
#886	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	2
#19	Crimbeau de toilette	40
#563	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	9
#68	Crimbo candle	4
#19	Crimbo dog sweater	1
#168	Crimbo food scraps	8
#584	Crimbo pie	2
#326	Crimbo salad	4
🥈	Crimbo smile	1
#169	Crimbo train emergency brake	10
#175	Crimbojito	1
#88	Crimbolex watch	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#168	Crimbosmopolitan	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	1
#475	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	1
#72	Crimbuck	5,978
#2254	Crown of the Goblin King	7
#697	Daffy Taffy	40
#79	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	7
#76	Dark Jill-of-All-Trades	1
#221	Diet Cloaca Cola	5
#38	Disgeist	4
#223	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	13
#427	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	1
#1938	Dolphin King's crown	1
#844	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	2
#1494	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#127	Drowsy Sword	137
#329	Dyspepsi grenade	42
#909	Dyspepsi-Cola	51
#268	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	11
#770	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	3
#775	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	3
#673	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	2
#956	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	2
#227	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	3
#1103	El Sombrero De Lopez	2
#159	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	1
#290	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	1
#256	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	1
#227	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	1
#196	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	1
#266	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	2
#297	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	1
#226	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	2
#950	Elder Turtle Shell	3
🥈	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used)	1
🥉	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used)	1
🥉	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used)	1
#18	Elf Guard payroll bag	33
#498	Elfin shortbread	1
#25	Energy Buzz Pastaco	1
#438	Ent cider	15
#41	FantasyRealm membership packet	1
#15	Faux	1
#13	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)	1
#54	Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit	1
#126	Frost™ brand sword	1
#90	Gaia beads	58
#461	Genalen™ Bottle	1
#207	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	11
#82	Glenn's golden dice	1
#594	Gnollish pie server	1
#249	Gnollish plunger	11
#594	Gnollish slotted spoon	1
#695	Goodfella contract	11
#337	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#149	Green Clover of Justice	12
#102	Gummi-DNA	15
#5	Guzzlr shoes	1
#1144	Heimandatz's heart	1
🥉	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	1
🥉	How to Tolerate Jerks	1
#380	Iiti Kitty phone charm	5
#572	Imp Ale	217
#870	Instant Karma	3
#250	Iron Beta of Industry	39
#851	Jack-in-the-box	4
#878	Jocko Homo's head	2
#691	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	1
#73	Kentucky-fried meat sword	1
#436	Knob Goblin elite shirt	12
#268	Knob Goblin lunchbox	5
#80	Knob Goblin nasal spray	18
#269	Knob Goblin seltzer	67
#632	Knob Goblin spatula	2
#332	Knob Goblin superseltzer	15
#705	Knob mushroom	2
#569	Knob sausage	2
#144	Knob stroganoff	2
#351	Knob stuffed shells	1
#701	Knoll mushroom	6
#193	Knoll shroomkabob	8
#219	L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	118
#62	Liam's mail	15
#164	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	137
#405	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	18
#18	Ludovico Pastaco	2
#443	M-242	14
#140	MSG	6
#779	Mad Train wine	66
#263	Mae West with a fly in it	1
#48	Manual of Lock Picking	1
#263	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	8
#203	McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	1
#163	Meat detector	4
#230	Microplushie: Bropane	60
#212	Microplushie: Dorkonide	20
#208	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	28
#273	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	9
#175	Microplushie: Gothochondria	61
#214	Microplushie: Hippylase	68
#354	Microplushie: Hipsterine	3
#220	Microplushie: Hobomosome	32
#217	Microplushie: Otakulone	75
#187	Microplushie: Raverdrine	49
#208	Microplushie: Sororitrate	57
#347	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#381	Misty Robe	1
#455	Monstar energy beverage	4
#597	Mr. Joe's bangles	1
#80	Mr. Screege's spectacles	13
#52	My First Art of War	14
#107	NG	16
#566	NPZR chemistry set	2
#472	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#450	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	13
#8	Oopsie IPA	1
#145	Orange Star of Sacrifice	14
#322	Orcish baseball cap	10
#127	Orcish meat locker	4
#26	Our Daily Candles™ order form	1
#342	Pine-Fresh air freshener	9
#314	Pink Heart of Spirit	3
#467	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	4
#374	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	4
#376	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	2
#443	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	3
#446	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	3
#370	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	4
#231	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	9
#195	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	4
#434	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	3
#706	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	2
#373	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	2
#408	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	5
#467	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	4
#408	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	5
#253	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	8
#163	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	7
#255	Professor What T-Shirt	1
#60	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	3
#177	Racisto Ruidoso	1
#260	Red Balloon of Valor	1
#252	Regular Cloaca Cola	4
#118	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
#514	Safari Jack's moustache	3
#1139	Scalp of Gorgolok	3
#615	Schrödinger's thermos	14
#16	Sequestrian	1
#210	Serenity trading card	1
#369	Silver Bullet beer	5
#12	Sledgehamster	1
#126	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	6
#150	Sneaky Pete's key lime	2
#44	SongBoom™ BoomBox Box	1
#49	Source terminal ASHRAM chip	1
#48	Source terminal SCRAM chip	1
#50	Source terminal TRIGRAM chip	1
#47	Source terminal file: pram.ext	1
#23	Source terminal file: spam.ext	8
#651	Spam Witch sammich	20
#88	Spookyraven signet	11
#17	Squib	1
#93	Staff of the Black Kettle	1
#61	Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern	1
#51	Stooper	2
#63	Sword of the Brouhaha Prince	1
#938	Tales from the Fireside	1
#5	The Big Book of Communism (used)	1
#41	The Big Book of Every Skill	1
#104	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	48
🥉	The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used)	1
#4	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used)	1
#39	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2	3
#5	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)	1
#8	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)	1
#7	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used)	1
🥉	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)	1
#702	The Mariachi's guitar case	2
#302	The Necbronomicon	1
#58	The Necbronomicon (used)	1
#4	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used)	1
🥈	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used)	1
🥇	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used)	1
🥈	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used)	1
🥇	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used)	1
#4	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used)	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#65	The Superconductor's CPU	1
#216	Thorny Toad trading card	1
#1566	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	1
#1576	Thwaitgold bee statuette	1
#181	Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette	5
#1015	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	1
#986	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	1
#199	Thwaitgold chigger statuette	7
#1202	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	3
#823	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	4
#176	Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette	2
#1802	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	1
#207	Thwaitgold metabug statuette	2
#175	Thwaitgold mosquito statuette	8
#174	Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette	1
#99	Thwaitgold nymph statuette	12
#244	Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette	8
#663	Thwaitgold scorpion statuette	1
#423	Thwaitgold slug statuette	9
#953	Thwaitgold spider statuette	1
#1736	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	3
#39	Time Lord Participation Mug	1
#7	Trafikoan	2
#669	Trollhouse cookies	24
#158	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#403	Tuesday's ruby	4
#143	UV monocular	1
#850	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	2
#382	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	6
#464	Uncle Romulus	2
#86	Unfortunato's foolscap	6
#25	Unopened Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper	1
#72	Unspeakachu	1
#113	Uranium Omega of Temperance	2
#17	Vaporpoise	1
#383	Warm Subject gift certificate	148
#330	White Citadel burger	4
#52	Xiblaxian holo-buddy simcode	1
#348	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	1
#166	Yellow Moon of Compassion	16
#1725	Yummy Tummy bean	60
#198	Zim Merman's guitar	4
#132	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	9
#519	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	3
#801	acid-squirting flower	2
#1006	acoustic guitarrr	1
#1149	adorable seal larva	2
#15	alien source code printout (used)	1
#165	all-purpose cleaner	62
#1013	amulet of extreme plot significance	4
#416	ancient Magi-Wipes	9
#311	ancient protein powder	12
#423	ancient vinyl coin purse	5
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary pewter cape	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#351	annoying pitchfork	8
#270	ant hoe	1
#255	ant pick	1
#255	anticheese	34
#743	antique helmet	2
#743	antique shield	2
#645	antique spear	4
#487	arrrgyle socks	4
#26	asbestos crossbow string	12
#801	asbestos ore	4
#72	asbestos stick	4
#38	asbestos sword hilt	14
#729	asparagus knife	4
#1433	awful poetry journal	8
#27	baby camelCalf	1
#83	baby chest mimic	1
#1542	baby killer bee	2
#5	baby oil shooter	104
#1044	baconstone	7
#407	baconstone pendant	1
#261	baconstone ring	1
#343	badass belt	118
#231	bag of Cheat-Os	50
#612	bag of airline peanuts	48
#1312	ball	3
#93	bananarama bangle	1
#778	bar skin	6
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#1590	barrrnacle	3
#68	baseball	159
#168	bat haggis	2
#1912	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#264	batgut	116
#332	batskin belt	1
#227	battered hubcap	1
#680	beach glass bead	1
#43	beefy pill	4
#376	beer helmet	8
#153	beer lens	20
#215	big bass drum	5
#649	big red clown nose	5
#92	big rock	36
#634	bilge wine	5
#90	bindle of joy	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#551	bit-o-cactus	2
#177	black candy heart	73
#694	black helmet	1
#2563	black paisley oyster egg	1
#527	black pension check	2
#891	black pixel	3
#2110	black plastic oyster egg	1
#1489	black polka-dot oyster egg	2
#478	black snake skin	8
#2665	black striped oyster egg	1
#924	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	7
#532	blood flower	12
#185	blood of the Wereseal	4
#456	bloody clown pants	10
#2554	blue paisley oyster egg	1
#1151	blue pixel	3
#878	blue snowcone	1
#1836	blue striped oyster egg	2
#236	bone rattle	9
#55	book of facts	2
#379	bottle of Definit	1
#194	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	10
#357	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	13
#218	bottle of Ooze-O	5
#624	bottle of Pinot Renoir	1
#306	bottle of black cat tonic	1
#775	bottle of gin	10
#79	bottle of melodramamine	1
#21	bottle of perfume	4
#167	bottle of pirate juice	5
#461	bottle of popskull	3
#1258	bottle of rum	5
#314	bottle of sewage schnapps	17
#1217	bottle of tequila	2
#726	bottle of vodka	10
#1355	bottle of whiskey	2
#348	bottle opener belt buckle	5
#142	bottlecap turtle	1
#191	bottled day	1
#524	bowl of cottage cheese	25
#274	box	50
#3449	box of sunshine	20
#230	box turtle	1
#76	boxed Apriling band helmet	1
#77	boxed august scepter	1
#217	boxed champagne	7
#118	brain preservation fluid	2
#454	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	1
#300	brick	126
#429	briefcase	8
#62	brown pixel	31
#477	brown sugar cane	4
#498	bubblewrap ore	2
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#108	buffalo blade	1
#332	bugbear beanie	18
#99	bugbear detector	1
#873	bum cheek	3
#257	bunch of square grapes	15
#588	bunny liver	5
#102	burnt snowpants	5
#63	cabooze	9
#384	cactus fruit	3
#489	can of Binarrrca	19
#127	can of Red Minotaur	38
#354	can of Swiller	5
#593	can of maces	1
#4786	candy cane	1
#703	candy kneecapping stick	4
#1466	candy knuckles	2
#150	candy skeleton	5
#448	candy stake	13
#31	candycaine powder	8
#745	cannonball charrrm	1
#676	canteen of wine	36
#228	carbonated soy milk	20
#611	cardboard ore	1
#459	carob chunks	6
#13	cartoon harpoon	496
#108	cast	386
#508	cement sandals	2
#452	centipede eggs	4
#844	cheap elven gloves	4
#767	chef's hat	4
#391	chintzy accordion pin	1
#356	chintzy disco ball pendant	2
#509	chintzy noodle ring	1
#321	chintzy saucepan earring	2
#370	chintzy seal pendant	2
#527	chintzy turtle brooch	1
#45	chocolate covered ping-pong ball	2
#409	chocolate spurs	1
#196	chocomotive	5
#28	chrome sword hilt	14
#1753	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	1
#50	clingfilm tangle	1
#955	clown hammer	21
#797	clown shoes	1
#144	clown skin	66
#3274	club necklace	1
#142	cocktail onion	11
#830	cocoa egg	5
#853	cocoa eggshell fragment	13
#875	coconut shell	9
#623	cold ninja mask	2
#471	colorful plastic ball	14
#587	concentrated magicalness pill	1
🥉	control crystal	1
#106	corn holder	17
#437	corncob pipe	2
#362	costume sword	1
#76	cracker	3
#369	cranberries	66
#370	creamsicle	5
#113	crotchety pants	1
#310	crowbarrr	7
#81	crumbling rat skull	8
#182	crystalline cheer	632
#357	cup of infinite pencils	3
#418	cursed cannonball	1
#302	cursed piece of thirteen	2
#431	cursed voodoo skull	1
#19	cute meteoroid	9
#204	cymbal syrup	61
#263	decorative fountain	29
#334	defective skull	72
#553	dehydrated caviar	3
#30	delicious comfit?	7
#61	demon skin	382
#472	desiccated apricot	7
#738	designer handbag	3
#1956	diamond necklace	3
#53	dieting pill	2
#208	digital key lime pie	4
#106	dingy planks	4
#532	disbelief suspenders	1
#929	disco mask	14
#107	dishrag	7
#106	disintegrating spiky collar	5
#384	displaced fish	9
#923	distilled fortified wine	2
#701	disturbing fanfic	90
#201	divine blowout	100
#210	divine can of silly string	100
#138	divine champagne flute	131
#168	divine champagne popper	50
#129	divine cracker	100
#209	divine noisemaker	100
#585	dope gangsta bling-bling	1
#356	dope wheels	1
#46	double-ice gum	10
#43	drab sonata	293
#373	dreadlock whip	1
#174	dregs of a Crimbo cocktail	8
#220	dried face	17
#937	dry noodles	5
#905	duck-on-a-string	2
#81	duct tape buckler	1
#256	duct tape wallet	1
#554	dungeoneer's dungarees	1
#1576	dusty Crimbo crate	1
#422	dusty bottle of Marsala	29
#442	dusty bottle of Merlot	31
#435	dusty bottle of Muscat	27
#674	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	10
#737	dusty bottle of Port	7
#735	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	6
#302	dusty left first rib	1
#197	dusty left fourth rib	2
#200	dusty left humerus	2
#310	dusty left ninth rib	1
#200	dusty left radius	2
#175	dusty left third front claw	2
#206	dusty left twelfth rib	2
#97	dusty ninth caudal vertebra	4
#179	dusty ninth thoracic vertebra	2
#109	dusty right eighth rib	4
#138	dusty right eleventh rib	3
#300	dusty right femur	1
#288	dusty right first rib	1
#177	dusty right fourth front claw	2
#312	dusty right second rear claw	1
#84	dusty right second rib	5
#195	dusty right tibia	2
#195	dusty right twelfth rib	2
#301	dusty right ulna	1
#310	dusty sacral vertebrae	1
#288	dusty second cervical vertebra	1
#205	dusty seventh cervical vertebra	2
#286	dusty tenth caudal vertebra	1
#300	dusty tenth thoracic vertebra	1
#184	dusty third caudal vertebra	2
#293	dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra	1
#1281	dwarf bread	1
#425	dwarvish magazine	1
#399	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	1
#114	eXtreme meat crossbow	1
#138	eXtreme meat sword	1
#15	earthenware muffin tin	1
#3267	easter egg balloon	4
#322	effluvious emerald	3
#85	eggbeater	9
#392	eggnog	44
#50	elderly jawbreaker	9
#1358	elven limbos gingerbread	4
#1188	elven cellocello	17
#1273	elven moonshine	3
#763	elven socks	5
#1245	elven suicide capsule	15
#23	emotion chip	1
#1117	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	1
#190	empty meat tank	20
#35	enchanted bean	262
#184	enchanted brass knuckles	1
#679	encoder ring	15
#467	enormous belt buckle	4
#305	enormous hoop earring	3
#174	escargotsicle	2
#432	evil golden arch	15
#191	evil teddy bear sewing kit	1
#413	explosion-flavored chewing gum	71
#151	eye-pod	4
#515	eyepatch	10
#489	facsimile dictionary	21
#20	faded green protest sign	2
#17	faded red protest sign	2
#250	fairy gravy boat	4
#509	fake fake vomit	64
#216	fancy chocolate car	14
#753	felt	12
#737	festive holiday hat	5
#10	fiberglass fannypack	1
#12	fiberglass frock	1
#33	figurine of a charred seal	54
#384	figurine of a cold seal	15
#241	figurine of a shadowy seal	5
#340	figurine of a sleek seal	6
#121	figurine of a slippery seal	15
#252	figurine of an ancient seal	2
#49	filthy hippy poncho	13
#1031	filthy lucre	25
#427	filthy pestle	3
#880	fine wine	1
#1344	fire	2
#498	flamin' bindle	1
#92	fleshy lump	7
#179	floorboard cruft	2
#132	flowing hippy skirt	8
#36	foon	14
#7	fragment of Jarlsberg's soul	5
#211	frat brats	3
#459	freezin' bindle	1
#84	freightcake	8
#1453	friendly cheez blob	1
#115	frigid derringer	5
#346	fruitcake	64
#52	fruitfilm	21
#42	fudge bunny	15
#1195	fudgecule	19
#270	furry fur	456
#3221	fuzzy dice	2
#641	ga-ga radio	1
#122	gator skin	77
#183	gauze shorts	1
#696	gearbox necklace	1
#391	ghuol ears	30
#456	ghuol egg	31
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#40	vampyric cloake pattern	1
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#49	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	24
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#83	whatsit-covered turtle shell	1
#380	white Canadian	7
#416	white candy heart	51
#402	white chocolate chips	21
#214	white hat hacker T-shirt	6
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#81	white picket fence	42
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#546	whoopie cushion	57
#91	willowy bonnet	1
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#464	wumpus hair	1
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#86	yellow drunki-bear	9
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#563	yellow snowcone	60
#1637	yellow striped oyster egg	1
#271	yeti fur	819
#478	yohohoyo	2

Wow, that's 28,759 items total!

what items are this player missing?