Museum :: J Mo

J Mo

Rank	Item	Quantity
#397	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	4
#101	5-Alarm Saucepan	4
#409	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	2
#414	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#2230	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#834	Angelhair Culottes	1
#217	Asleep in the Cemetery	7
#437	Atomic Comic	1
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#110	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	7
#55	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	12
#237	BGE merchandise order form	18
#40	BGE pocket calendar	11
#138	BGE shotglass	36
#14	BGE temporary tattoo	33
#55	BGE tiny plastic toy	13
#296	BRAINS shorts	2
#47	BRICKO bat	1
#503	BRICKO brick	1
#74	BRICKO bulwark	1
#46	BRICKO elephant	1
#450	BRICKO eye brick	1
#32	BRICKO octopus	1
#58	BRICKO ooze	1
#47	BRICKO oyster	1
#112	BRICKO pearl	1
#32	BRICKO pyramid	1
#61	BRICKO turtle	1
#18	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	1
#842	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	1
#178	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	15
#32	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	3
#13	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	19
#908	Bling of the New Wave	1
🥇	Blizzards I Have Died In	238
#109	Blood Light	36
#521	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
#156	Bone's Farm "wine"	12
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#363	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	3
#263	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	3
#34	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#175	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	4
#148	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	4
#155	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	4
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#1552	CRIMBCO mug	3
#1462	CRIMBCO scrip	10
#1421	CRIMBCO wine	3
#1703	CRIMBCOIDS mints	3
#1190	CRIMBCOLOAF	4
#117	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#182	Chester's bag of candy	1
#174	Chester's cutoffs	1
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#29	Chester's muscle shirt	2
#90	Chester's sunglasses	1
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#1208	Cloaca-Cola	6
#38	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	8
#1480	Colander of Em-er'il	2
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#886	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	2
#1483	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	1
#869	Crimbo candied pecan	8
#904	Crimbo fudge	8
#922	Crimbo peppermint bark	7
#651	Crimbo wreath	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#2374	Crimboween memo	1
#2557	Crimbuck	10
#1039	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	4
#1168	Disco 'Fro Pick	3
#454	Disco Banjo	1
#1228	Dyspepsi-Cola	22
#328	Ecto-Cooler	3
#278	El Sombrero De Lopez	8
#949	Elder Turtle Shell	3
#85	Ellsbury's journal	1
#17	Ellsbury's journal (used)	1
#211	Elron's Explosive Etude	1
#61	FDKOL tattoo	1
#1366	Feynman gate	3
#169	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	1
#13	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)	1
🥇	French slippers	1
#84	Frosty's arm	1
#65	Frosty's carrot	2
#198	Frosty's frosty mug	9
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
#777	Galapagosian Cuisses	1
#787	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	1
#69	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	5
#200	Genalen™ Bottle	12
#725	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	1
#891	Green Clover of Justice	2
#601	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	1
#97	Hodgman's blanket	13
#81	Hodgman's cane	1
#133	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	1
#125	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	1
#173	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	1
#166	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	1
#97	Hodgman's varcolac paw	1
#288	Imp Ale	709
#534	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	1
#445	Iron Beta of Industry	17
#540	Jack-in-the-box	10
#837	Kissin' Cousins	1
#724	Krakrox's Loincloth	1
🥈	LARP membership card	1
#669	LED block	1
🥇	LWA ring	1
#214	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	6
#456	Lars the Cyberian	1
#229	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#186	Lederhosen of the Night	7
#729	Let Me Be!	2
#437	Mace of the Tortoise	1
#126	Maxing, Relaxing	7
#194	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	20
#300	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	3
#350	Microplushie: Bropane	30
#514	Microplushie: Dorkonide	5
#342	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	13
#293	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	8
#390	Microplushie: Gothochondria	19
#375	Microplushie: Hippylase	29
#151	Microplushie: Hipsterine	9
#526	Microplushie: Hobomosome	8
#781	Microplushie: Otakulone	5
#383	Microplushie: Raverdrine	17
#306	Microplushie: Sororitrate	33
#397	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#444	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#202	Monstar energy beverage	42
#309	Mountain Stream soda	81
#323	Mr. Joe's bangles	4
#282	Necrotelicomnicon	2
#47	New Cloaca-Cola	6
#528	Newbiesport™ tent	1
#726	Newman's Own Trousers	1
#987	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	3
#181	Nightstalker perfume	15
#216	Ol' Scratch's ash can	1
#99	Ol' Scratch's manacles	1
#196	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	1
#113	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	13
#186	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
#417	Orange Star of Sacrifice	5
#187	Oscus's dumpster waders	1
#34	Oscus's garbage can lid	2
#53	Oscus's pelt	2
#236	Pink Heart of Spirit	4
#571	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	3
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	1
#590	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	1
#591	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	2
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	1
#589	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	2
#878	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	1
#777	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	1
#890	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	1
#348	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	6
#415	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	5
#551	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	3
#321	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	6
#175	Prelude of Precision	1
#232	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
#211	Ralph IX cognac	1
#369	Red Pill	1
#302	Red Rover BB gun	12
#222	Rock and Roll Legend	8
#114	Russian Ice	1
#1138	Scalp of Gorgolok	3
#611	Schrödinger's thermos	15
#67	Sensual Massage for Creeps	11
#100	Silver Bullet beer	23
#471	Sinful Desires	1
🥈	Stabonic scroll	1
#128	Summer Nights	7
#207	Tales from the Fireside	5
#232	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	13
#402	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	3
#136	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	1
#113	The Joy of Wassailing	21
🥈	The Six-Pack of Pain	95
#288	Thwaitgold bee statuette	7
#823	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	4
#509	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	3
🥇	Tickle-Me Emilio	1
#61	Time Juice	8
#224	Travels with Jerry	5
#436	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	4
🥇	Uncle Crimbo's Sack	1
#230	Uncle Romulus	5
#40	Underworld sapling	1
🥈	Underworld trunk	1
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#915	Volartta's bellbottoms	1
#203	Wand of Oscus	1
#119	Wolfman Nardz	14
#330	Workytime Tea	6
#538	Yellow Moon of Compassion	6
#139	Yeti Protest Sign	1
#1171	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#17	Zombo's empty eye	1
#51	Zombo's grievous greaves	2
#61	Zombo's shield	2
#104	Zombo's shoulder blade	1
#191	Zombo's skullcap	1
#916	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	1
#860	adorable seal larva	3
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#62	ammonite candy mold	3
#816	ammonite fossil	3
#2948	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	2
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#2605	anniversary gift box	1
#2064	astronaut pants	1
#1088	atomic vector plotter	1
#239	bacon bath ball	4
#2042	ball	1
#251	banana supersucker	1
#677	banana-frosted king cake	3
#290	bananagate	24
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#118	barskin tent	2
#806	bath ball gift set	5
#1167	battered Crimbo Crate	4
#49	beach ball marble	1
#282	beanbag chair	1
#293	bed of coals	3
#690	beholed bedsheet	1
#34	beige clambroth marble	2
#76	belemnite candy mold	2
#697	belemnite fossil	4
#1065	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#1022	bi-lateral logic compressor	1
#139	bindlestocking	17
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#70	bite-me-red lipstick	219
#28	black catseye marble	1
#1125	black paisley oyster egg	4
#441	black plastic oyster egg	11
#1182	black polka-dot oyster egg	3
#966	black striped oyster egg	5
#137	blank diary	1
#246	blank fudge mold	1
#924	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	7
#998	blood flower	4
#811	blue paisley oyster egg	5
#366	blue plastic oyster egg	13
#365	blue polka-dot oyster egg	11
#154	blue striped oyster egg	24
#367	blueberry-frosted king cake	3
#36	bone and arrows	1
#301	bone aperitif	1
#74	bone chips	300
#53	bonerang	1
#58	boning knife	1
#409	bottle of Blank-Out	22
#400	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	1
#456	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	8
#565	bottle of Mystic Shell	1
#193	bottle of Ooze-O	7
#174	bottle of Pete's Sake	2
#380	bottle of Pinot Renoir	3
#152	bottle of alcohol	34
#48	bottle of black cat tonic	33
#141	bottle of cooking sherry	16
#1329	bottle of gin	1
#288	bottle of pirate juice	3
#149	bottle of popskull	19
#52	bottle of realpagne	12
#152	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	3
#1584	bottle of rum	1
#199	bottle of sake	4
#218	bottle of sewage schnapps	34
#1367	bottle of tequila	1
#331	bottle of ultravitamins	1
#1260	bottle of vodka	1
#1505	bottle of whiskey	1
#544	bottle opener belt buckle	1
#88	bottled inspiration	14
#403	bowl of fishysoisse	2
#1053	box	1
#134	box of Familiar Jacks	1
#53	boxing-glove-in-a-box	1
#97	breaded beer	5
#165	brown crock marble	2
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#1627	buckyball	1
#70	bumblebee marble	2
#98	can cannon	1
#485	can of CRIMBCOLA	6
#103	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	6
#142	can of Red Minotaur	33
#241	can of Swiller	13
#130	can of depilatory cream	1
#545	can of fake snow	1
#215	can of maces	5
#364	can of spinach	6
#33	can of sterno	10
#36	can-can-in-a-can	16
#869	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	10
#144	can-you-dig-it?	1
#3615	candy cane	3
#2397	candy stake	3
#1364	canteen of wine	6
#1145	capacitor relay	6
#1180	carbon nanotube frame	6
#183	cement sandals	5
#289	chainsaw chain	1
#122	chaos popcorn	1
#943	cheap elven gloves	3
#1823	cheap plastic bottle opener	1
#196	chocolate bath ball	5
#151	chocolate-covered scarab beetle	14
#2111	chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#394	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	4
#507	colored-light "necklace"	1
#187	comfy coffin	6
#1056	computronic processing unit	1
#284	concentrated garbage juice	3
🥉	control crystal	1
#568	corncob pipe	1
#246	cottage	1
#209	cranberry schnapps	3
#307	cruelty-free wine	7
#262	crystallized memory	1
#306	cup of infinite pencils	4
#203	cursed scrunchie	5
#1245	cyborg stompin' boot	2
#427	deadly lampshade	2
#618	deck of tropical cards	1
#1521	delicious salad	4
#189	deluxe fax machine	2
#516	depleted uranium seal figurine	1
#205	designer handbag	13
#242	drum of pomade	5
#1315	dusty Crimbo crate	2
#745	dusty bottle of Marsala	6
#703	dusty bottle of Merlot	9
#461	dusty bottle of Muscat	24
#745	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	7
#499	dusty bottle of Port	24
#461	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	23
#2058	eggnog	3
#925	elven limbos gingerbread	11
#1614	elven cellocello	11
#920	elven moonshine	8
#763	elven socks	5
#882	elven suicide capsule	21
#193	elven whittling knife	1
#122	empty blowgun	21
#593	evil googly eye	7
#332	extra-greasy slider	6
#222	extra-see-thru nightie	2
#242	extremely skinny jeans	3
#236	fake plastic grass	8
#3305	fancy but probably evil chocolate	3
#377	fancy canapés	1
#1830	fancy chocolate	2
#1064	fancy dress ball	9
#737	festive holiday hat	5
#525	festive sausage	4
#296	filth-encrusted futon	3
#339	flamin' bindle	2
#164	floaty inverse geode	1
#351	foam noodle	2
#101	fossilized baboon skull	7
#74	fossilized bat skull	9
#188	fossilized limb	57
🥈	fossilized necklace	1
#76	fossilized serpent skull	11
#339	fossilized spike	12
#157	fossilized spine	13
#128	fossilized torso	50
#167	fossilized wing	27
#197	fossilized wyrm skull	4
#578	frayed rope belt	1
#1453	friendly cheez blob	1
#285	frigid air mattress	3
#157	frigid fudgepuck	27
#373	frozen banquet	5
#1786	fruitcake	6
#100	fudge cube	3
#777	fudgecule	355
#324	funhouse mirror	1
#121	gauze hammock	1
#178	ghost protocol	4
#380	ghost trap	1
#235	ghostly body paint	21
#62	giant diamond ring	1
#398	giant glass of brandy	1
#131	giant green gummi ingot	2
#122	giant red gummi ingot	2
#120	giant yellow gummi ingot	2
#150	gift-a-pult	3
#1654	gingerbread bugbear	9
#2303	gingerbread horror	3
#608	gingerbread house	1
#1335	gingerbread mutant bugbear	4
#171	ginormous pumpkin	1
#263	glow-in-the-dark wristwatch	1
#692	golden ring	40
#223	grass blade	1
#194	grass hat	1
#188	grass skirt	1
#1386	gray bow tie	1
#197	green peawee marble	2
#171	gummi ammonite	1
#165	gummi belemnite	1
#197	gummi canary	1
#201	gummi salamander	1
#241	gummi snake	1
#170	gummi trilobite	1
#1225	gyroscope	1
#319	hair spray	17
#1914	handful of confetti	18
#210	handful of numbers	2
🥇	heart of dark chocolate	1
#565	heart of the volcano	12
#364	herbal stuffing	22
#1424	herringcello	12
#894	high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	2
#182	hobo fortress blueprints	1
#626	holiday cheese log	2
#160	holiday log	1
#38	house of twigs and spit	1
#1025	hyperbolic plasma focuser	1
#1169	iGoogly	6
#662	ice-cold Sir Schlitz	100
#996	ice-cold Willer	15
#134	imitation nice watch	1
#594	immense cyborg hand	7
#299	incense bath ball	3
#577	inflatable duck	1
#74	innuendo	1
#456	intriguing puzzle box	1
#691	invisible bag	1
#1111	ion grid	7
#1080	ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	1
#1396	irradiated candy cane	4
#162	jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade	2
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#130	jar of fermented pickle juice	18
#240	jar of squeeze	4
#55	jet bennie marble	2
#41	jingle bell	1
#80	kickback cookbook	8
#1289	killer rag doll	1
#1040	killing feather	41
#470	kite	15
#1515	knuckle sandwich	1
#277	kumquartz	24
#84	kumquartz ring	1
#250	kumquat supersucker	1
#2060	laser-broiled pear	11
#839	lavender paisley oyster egg	4
#930	lavender plastic oyster egg	4
#713	lavender polka-dot oyster egg	4
#181	lavender striped oyster egg	11
#109	lemonade marble	2
#519	lewd playing card	4
#233	lime supersucker	1
#836	live wire	1
#335	loaded serum blowgun	12
#1114	logic synthesizer	6
#90	lollipop stick	828
#218	lucky Crimbo tiki necklace	1
#563	lucky bottlecap	1
#1423	macaroni duck	1
#938	mad scientist's sock monkey	2
#1086	marionette	1
#921	marshmallow	1
#482	marshmallow flambé	1
#1293	mauve paisley oyster egg	2
#536	mauve plastic oyster egg	7
#615	mauve polka-dot oyster egg	5
#802	mauve striped oyster egg	5
#144	missing wine	1
#908	motivational poster	3
#187	mulled cider	10
#159	mummy costume	48
#1680	mylar scout drone	1
#96	myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball	3
#169	mysterious present	1
#846	nanite-infested eggnog	6
#1396	nanite-infested fruitcake	4
#2030	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	3
#926	nanofiber cloth	3
#116	necrotizing body spray	74
#363	night-vision goggles	5
#418	obnoxious riddle	1
#373	off-white paisley oyster egg	6
#788	off-white plastic oyster egg	6
#1206	off-white polka-dot oyster egg	2
#1583	off-white striped oyster egg	1
#1290	oversized fish scaler	4
#832	oyster basket	4
#275	pack of KWE trading card	11
#354	pack of pogs	55
#400	pair of bolt cutters	7
#219	panhandle panhandling hat	7
#723	paperclip	25
#142	parasitic claw	2
#227	parasitic headgnawer	1
#233	parasitic strangleworm	1
#190	parasitic tentacles	1
#807	party hat	1
#894	passable elf mask	6
#216	peanut brittle shield	16
#207	pear supersucker	1
#892	pearidot	1
#706	penguin focaccia bread	24
#1465	penguin thesaurus	1
#1060	personalized birthday cake	1
#2716	pet rock	1
#104	petrified wood	100
#636	plastic Crimbo reindeer	1
#754	plastic passion fruit	1
#611	pocketwatch on a chain	5
#1087	poison pen	1
#2126	polyalloy shield	1
#1433	portable corkscrew	1
#466	portable photocopier	13
#37	pottery barn owl figurine	1
#43	pottery club	1
#51	pottery hat	1
#42	pottery shield	1
#43	pottery training pants	1
#64	pottery yo-yo	1
#1614	prehistoric spear	1
#102	press-on ribs	69
#250	puce paisley oyster egg	10
#1070	puce plastic oyster egg	3
#931	puce polka-dot oyster egg	4
#357	puce striped oyster egg	7
#1294	pulsing flesh	2
#149	pumpkinhead mask	60
#1068	quantum polarity inducer	1
#1303	rag doll	1
#2247	razor-tipped yo-yo	1
#1005	recursive spline reticulator	1
#136	red China marble	2
#557	red gummi ingot	33
#470	red paisley oyster egg	7
#1131	red plastic oyster egg	4
#2205	red polka-dot oyster egg	1
#301	red striped oyster egg	10
#9	red traffic cone	1
#353	red-and-green sweater	7
#1107	reverse-oscillating klystron	1
#1450	rigid carapace	2
#730	robotronic egg	40
#1538	rogue swarmer	39
#142	rusty piece of rebar	3
#58	s'more gun	1
#92	sandcastle	1
#1099	sawblade fragment	46
#103	scissor duck	1
#65	sealhide belt	1
#76	sealhide buckler	1
#7	sealhide cloak	91
#68	sealhide gloves	1
#74	sealhide hood	1
#63	sealhide leggings	1
#68	sealhide moccasins	1
#15	sealhide whip	15
#124	secret from the future	1
#1088	servomechanical torsion facilitator	1
#210	set of jacks	1
#422	severed rocking horse head	1
#1807	skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#145	sleazy bindle	5
#81	sleeping stocking	21
#1063	slow jam collection	2
#175	smoked potsherd	4
#838	snake	4
#1348	sock monkey	1
#371	sorority brain	1
#206	soy cordial	3
#270	space jam	1
#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1
#842	sparkler	4
#123	spooky bark	146
#387	spooky bindle	2
#1948	spooky eggnog	3
#805	spooky length of string	12
#126	spooky sap	86
#1729	square CRIMBCOOKIE	1
#271	stained mattress	4
#569	stainless steel scarf	6
#1128	stainless steel shillelagh	4
#1224	stainless steel skullcap	3
#690	stainless steel slacks	6
#507	stainless steel solitaire	6
#791	stainless steel suspenders	5
#18	steely marble	2
#131	stinkin' bindle	5
#225	strawberry supersucker	1
#228	strawberyl	32
#77	strawberyl necklace	1
#599	string of Crimbo lights	1
#2261	string of blue beads	1
#2260	string of green beads	1
#2246	string of red beads	1
#1708	stringy sinew	2
#245	stuffed Baron von Ratsworth	149
#503	stuffed Cheshire bitten	83
#410	stuffed Hodgman	1
#450	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	88
#248	stuffed Meat	154
#1484	stuffed alien blob	4
#420	stuffed angry cow	96
#473	stuffed astral badger	90
#526	stuffed baby gravy fairy	85
#581	stuffed cocoabo	74
#284	stuffed crazy bastard sword	27
#1395	stuffed doppelshifter	6
#507	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	85
#463	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	93
#309	stuffed hand turkey	114
#274	stuffed key	194
#530	stuffed martini	16
#438	stuffed mind flayer	95
#224	stuffed mink	164
#263	stuffed monocle	152
#1715	stuffed ninja snowman	1
#510	stuffed scary death orb	86
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#234	stuffed tin of caviar	163
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#639	stuffing	14
#832	sturdy Crimbo crate	14
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#583	tin cup of mulligan stew	1
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#955	tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory	1
#938	tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer	1
#611	tiny die-cast Don Crimbo	1
#929	tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer	1
#600	tiny die-cast Father Crimbo	1
#632	tiny die-cast Father Crimborg	1
#931	tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer	1
#929	tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer	1
#613	tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg	1
#934	tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer	1
#946	tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer	1
#565	tiny die-cast Swiss hen	1
#591	tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo	1
#941	tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign	1
#939	tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer	1
#563	tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg	1
#592	tiny die-cast blade a-spinning	1
#586	tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree	1
#952	tiny die-cast factory worker elf	1
#928	tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf	1
#554	tiny die-cast golden ring	1
#568	tiny die-cast goose a-laying	1
#550	tiny die-cast killing bird	1
#948	tiny die-cast middle-management elf	1
#951	tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf	1
#581	tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg	1
#940	tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf	1
#552	tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming	1
#566	tiny die-cast turtle mech	1
#3989	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	1
#759	tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	5
#3932	tiny plastic Axe Wound	1
#3114	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	1
#508	tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	5
#472	tiny plastic Beebee King	5
#3177	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	1
#384	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
#3938	tiny plastic Black Knight	1
#3177	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	1
#3079	tiny plastic Boss Bat	1
#515	tiny plastic Bugbear Captain	2
#445	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
#1111	tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	2
#6226	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	2
#1156	tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel	1
#4310	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	1
#2898	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	1
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#825	tiny plastic Father McGruber	4
#3121	tiny plastic Felonia	1
#3829	tiny plastic G Imp	1
#3953	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	1
#3874	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	1
#1357	tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	1
#3909	tiny plastic Hellion	1
#3882	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	1
#3074	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	1
#3957	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	1
#3871	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	1
#3910	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	1
#3894	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	1
#778	tiny plastic Lord Flameface	1
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#403	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#955	tiny plastic Norville Rogers	3
#3861	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	1
#3870	tiny plastic Protagonist	1
#559	tiny plastic Queen Bee	4
#492	tiny plastic Rene C. Corman	2
#969	tiny plastic Scott the Miner	3
#1530	tiny plastic Scream Queen	1
#3905	tiny plastic Spam Witch	1
#3891	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	1
#3062	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	1
#3066	tiny plastic The Man	1
#3926	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	1
#2947	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	1
#1121	tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	1
#3856	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	1
#2626	tiny plastic accordion thief	2
#1733	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	1
#4021	tiny plastic angry bugbear	1
#8211	tiny plastic angry goat	1
#1121	tiny plastic angry space marine	2
#3977	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	1
#3979	tiny plastic astronomer	1
#6167	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	2
#6142	tiny plastic barrrnacle	2
#956	tiny plastic batbugbear	3
#3963	tiny plastic beanbat	1
#987	tiny plastic bee swarm	3
#962	tiny plastic beebee gunners	3
#736	tiny plastic beebee queue	5
#1354	tiny plastic black ops bugbear	1
#1328	tiny plastic blazing bat	1
#8174	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	1
#3923	tiny plastic blooper	1
#3954	tiny plastic brainsweeper	1
#3907	tiny plastic briefcase bat	1
#1130	tiny plastic bugaboo	2
#1116	tiny plastic buzzerker	2
#748	tiny plastic cavebugbear	5
#8094	tiny plastic cocoabo	1
#6239	tiny plastic coffee pixie	2
#3177	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	1
#3910	tiny plastic cubist bull	1
#3936	tiny plastic demoninja	1
#4497	tiny plastic disco bandit	1
#3876	tiny plastic drunk goat	1
#1018	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#428	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#3843	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	1
#3909	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	1
#868	tiny plastic fire servant	2
#3920	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	1
#3922	tiny plastic fruit golem	1
#8151	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	1
#4857	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	3
#8092	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	1
#3902	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	1
#1738	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	1
#3859	tiny plastic goth giant	1
#8058	tiny plastic grue	1
#4598	tiny plastic hermit	1
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#6148	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	2
#963	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	3
#8068	tiny plastic killer bee	1
#3890	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	1
#6170	tiny plastic leprechaun	2
#6184	tiny plastic levitating potato	2
#3837	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	1
#741	tiny plastic moneybee	5
#6160	tiny plastic mosquito	2
#761	tiny plastic mumblebee	5
#1036	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#3994	tiny plastic ninja snowman	1
#4346	tiny plastic pastamancer	1
#883	tiny plastic peacannon	2
#8099	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	1
#2644	tiny plastic sauceror	2
#3891	tiny plastic scary clown	1
#4450	tiny plastic seal clubber	1
#3850	tiny plastic senile lihc	1
#1559	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	1
#3951	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	1
#696	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	3
#3837	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	1
#4899	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	3
#3936	tiny plastic spooky vampire	1
#8159	tiny plastic stab bat	1
#6166	tiny plastic star starfish	2
#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#4037	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	1
#3861	tiny plastic taco cat	1
#1120	tiny plastic the Free Man	1
#3860	tiny plastic topiary golem	1
#4481	tiny plastic turtle tamer	1
#3841	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	1
#3872	tiny plastic warwelf	1
#3850	tiny plastic whitesnake	1
#3846	tiny plastic zmobie	1
#266	toe jam	1
#926	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	2
#653	top	7
#253	tourmalime	28
#1868	toy crazy train	2
#1444	toy hoverpad	2
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#921	toy maglev monorail	1
#1564	toy mercenary	2
#2475	toy ray gun	1
#702	toy soldier	2
#2262	toy space helmet	1
#892	toy train	2
#643	toy wheel	14
#269	traffic jam	1
#478	tree skirt	1
#1711	tree-eating kite	9
#1038	tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#1157	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	2
#84	trilobite candy mold	2
#1132	tropical wrapping paper	1
#726	twitching claw	7
#226	unearthed potsherd	14
#1169	unstable DNA	29
#1032	unstable laser battery	45
#1353	untamable turtle	1
#2525	vampire duck-on-a-string	1
#1266	vibrating cyborg knife	6
#673	vitachoconutriment capsule	7
#270	volcanic ash	17
#173	voodoo snuff	9
🥇	wand of fudge control	1
#254	warbear accoutrements chunk	12
#349	warbear battery	5
#165	warbear bearserker mead	1
#436	warbear beeping telegram	1
#228	warbear empathy chip	2
#113	warbear energy bracers	2
#54	warbear exhaust manifold	4
#117	warbear exo-arm	2
#8	warbear feathered fedora	1
#124	warbear foil hat	2
#11	warbear goggles	1
#270	warbear gyrocopter	3
#301	warbear helm fragment	5
🥈	warbear hoverbelt	1
#82	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	14
#123	warbear laser beacon	2
#435	warbear metalworking primer	1
#44	warbear metalworking primer (used)	1
#198	warbear oil pan	1
#8	warbear party pants	1
#7	warbear plain ushanka	1
#180	warbear procedural hilarity drone	7
#351	warbear robo-camouflage unit	2
#146	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	9
#297	warbear soda machine assembler	1
#111	warbear thermoregulator bread	3
#240	warbear trouser fragment	12
#179	warbear whosit	1,074
#474	water wings	1
#59	whisker pencil	109
#615	witch hat	1
#172	wolfman mask	49
#5	wrapping paper	1
#1042	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#564	yellow gummi ingot	33
#1800	yellow paisley oyster egg	1
#1328	yellow plastic oyster egg	4
#77	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	21
#619	yellow striped oyster egg	4
#1862	zombie pineal gland	1

Wow, that's 11,944 items total!

what items are this player missing?