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#397'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign4
#1015-Alarm Saucepan4
#409A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes2
#414Aluminum Epsilon of Humility1
#2230Ancient Saucehelm1
#834Angelhair Culottes1
#217Asleep in the Cemetery7
#437Atomic Comic1
#27Ax of L'rose1
#110BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt7
#55BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt12
#237BGE merchandise order form18
#40BGE pocket calendar11
#138BGE shotglass36
#14BGE temporary tattoo33
#55BGE tiny plastic toy13
#296BRAINS shorts2
#47BRICKO bat1
#503BRICKO brick1
#74BRICKO bulwark1
#46BRICKO elephant1
#450BRICKO eye brick1
#32BRICKO octopus1
#58BRICKO ooze1
#47BRICKO oyster1
#112BRICKO pearl1
#32BRICKO pyramid1
#61BRICKO turtle1
#18BRICKO vacuum cleaner1
#842Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental1
#178Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler15
#32Benetton's Medley of Diversity3
#13Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook19
#908Bling of the New Wave1
🥇Blizzards I Have Died In238
#109Blood Light36
#521Blue Diamond of Honesty1
#156Bone's Farm "wine"12
🥈C.B.F.G.1
#363CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)3
#263CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)3
#34CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)1
#175CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)4
#148CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)4
#155CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)4
#529CRIMBCO lanyard1
#1552CRIMBCO mug3
#1462CRIMBCO scrip10
#1421CRIMBCO wine3
#1703CRIMBCOIDS mints3
#1190CRIMBCOLOAF4
#117Chester's Aquarius medallion1
#182Chester's bag of candy1
#174Chester's cutoffs1
#185Chester's moustache1
#29Chester's muscle shirt2
#90Chester's sunglasses1
#287Cinco Mayo Lager1
#1208Cloaca-Cola6
#38Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration8
#1480Colander of Em-er'il2
#399Cookbook of the Damned1
#886Copper Alpha of Sincerity2
#1483Crimbo Candy Cookbook1
#869Crimbo candied pecan8
#904Crimbo fudge8
#922Crimbo peppermint bark7
#651Crimbo wreath1
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#2374Crimboween memo1
#2557Crimbuck10
#1039Dickory Farms Gift Basket4
#1168Disco 'Fro Pick3
#454Disco Banjo1
#1228Dyspepsi-Cola22
#328Ecto-Cooler3
#278El Sombrero De Lopez8
#949Elder Turtle Shell3
#85Ellsbury's journal1
#17Ellsbury's journal (used)1
#211Elron's Explosive Etude1
#61FDKOL tattoo1
#1366Feynman gate3
#169Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy1
#13Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)1
🥇French slippers1
#84Frosty's arm1
#65Frosty's carrot2
#198Frosty's frosty mug9
#16Frosty's iceball1
#196Frosty's nailbat1
#777Galapagosian Cuisses1
#787Garter of the Turtle Poacher1
#69Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire5
#200Genalenâ„¢ Bottle12
#725Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob1
#891Green Clover of Justice2
#601Haunted Sorority House staff guide1
#97Hodgman's blanket13
#81Hodgman's cane1
#133Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times1
#125Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics1
#173Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin1
#166Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top1
#97Hodgman's varcolac paw1
#288Imp Ale709
#534Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration1
#445Iron Beta of Industry17
#540Jack-in-the-box10
#837Kissin' Cousins1
#724Krakrox's Loincloth1
🥈LARP membership card1
#669LED block1
🥇LWA ring1
#214La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez6
#456Lars the Cyberian1
#229Lead Zeta of Chastity1
#186Lederhosen of the Night7
#729Let Me Be!2
#437Mace of the Tortoise1
#126Maxing, Relaxing7
#194McMillicancuddy's Special Lager20
#300Mesmereyesâ„¢ contact lenses3
#350Microplushie: Bropane30
#514Microplushie: Dorkonide5
#342Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid13
#293Microplushie: Fauxnerditide8
#390Microplushie: Gothochondria19
#375Microplushie: Hippylase29
#151Microplushie: Hipsterine9
#526Microplushie: Hobomosome8
#781Microplushie: Otakulone5
#383Microplushie: Raverdrine17
#306Microplushie: Sororitrate33
#397Miniborg beeper1
#362Miniborg hiveminder1
#394Miniborg laser1
#444Miniborg stomper1
#405Miniborg strangler1
#202Monstar energy beverage42
#309Mountain Stream soda81
#323Mr. Joe's bangles4
#282Necrotelicomnicon2
#47New Cloaca-Cola6
#528Newbiesportâ„¢ tent1
#726Newman's Own Trousers1
#987Nickel Gamma of Frugality3
#181Nightstalker perfume15
#216Ol' Scratch's ash can1
#99Ol' Scratch's manacles1
#196Ol' Scratch's ol' britches1
#113Ol' Scratch's salad fork13
#186Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat1
#417Orange Star of Sacrifice5
#187Oscus's dumpster waders1
#34Oscus's garbage can lid2
#53Oscus's pelt2
#236Pink Heart of Spirit4
#571Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip3
#773Pokëmann figurine: Duck1
#590Pokëmann figurine: Frank1
#591Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump2
#773Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking1
#589Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan2
#878Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap1
#777Pokëmann figurine: Nothing1
#890Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu1
#348Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf6
#415Pokëmann figurine: Twitter5
#551Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite3
#321Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth6
#175Prelude of Precision1
#232Purple Horseshoe of Honor1
#211Ralph IX cognac1
#369Red Pill1
#302Red Rover BB gun12
#222Rock and Roll Legend8
#114Russian Ice1
#1138Scalp of Gorgolok3
#611Schrödinger's thermos15
#67Sensual Massage for Creeps11
#100Silver Bullet beer23
#471Sinful Desires1
🥈Stabonic scroll1
#128Summer Nights7
#207Tales from the Fireside5
#232Tales of a Kansas Toymaker13
#402The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones3
#136The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder1
#113The Joy of Wassailing21
🥈The Six-Pack of Pain95
#288Thwaitgold bee statuette7
#823Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette4
#509Thwaitgold woollybear statuette3
🥇Tickle-Me Emilio1
#61Time Juice8
#224Travels with Jerry5
#436Uncle Crimbo's Rations4
🥇Uncle Crimbo's Sack1
#230Uncle Romulus5
#40Underworld sapling1
🥈Underworld trunk1
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#915Volartta's bellbottoms1
#203Wand of Oscus1
#119Wolfman Nardz14
#330Workytime Tea6
#538Yellow Moon of Compassion6
#139Yeti Protest Sign1
#1171Zinc Delta of Tranquility1
#17Zombo's empty eye1
#51Zombo's grievous greaves2
#61Zombo's shield2
#104Zombo's shoulder blade1
#191Zombo's skullcap1
#916Zu Mannkäse Dienen1
#860adorable seal larva3
🥇all-year sucker1
#62ammonite candy mold3
#816ammonite fossil3
#2948ancient unspeakable fruitcake2
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
#2605anniversary gift box1
#2064astronaut pants1
#1088atomic vector plotter1
#239bacon bath ball4
#2042ball1
#251banana supersucker1
#677banana-frosted king cake3
#290bananagate24
#72bark beret1
#70bark boxers1
#91bark bracelet1
#118barskin tent2
#806bath ball gift set5
#1167battered Crimbo Crate4
#49beach ball marble1
#282beanbag chair1
#293bed of coals3
#690beholed bedsheet1
#34beige clambroth marble2
#76belemnite candy mold2
#697belemnite fossil4
#1065bell-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#1022bi-lateral logic compressor1
#139bindlestocking17
🥈biomechanical crimborg helmet1
🥈biomechanical crimborg leg armor1
#70bite-me-red lipstick219
#28black catseye marble1
#1125black paisley oyster egg4
#441black plastic oyster egg11
#1182black polka-dot oyster egg3
#966black striped oyster egg5
#137blank diary1
#246blank fudge mold1
#924blob-shaped Crimbo cookie7
#998blood flower4
#811blue paisley oyster egg5
#366blue plastic oyster egg13
#365blue polka-dot oyster egg11
#154blue striped oyster egg24
#367blueberry-frosted king cake3
#36bone and arrows1
#301bone aperitif1
#74bone chips300
#53bonerang1
#58boning knife1
#409bottle of Blank-Out22
#400bottle of Lieutenant Freeman1
#456bottle of Monsieur Bubble8
#565bottle of Mystic Shell1
#193bottle of Ooze-O7
#174bottle of Pete's Sake2
#380bottle of Pinot Renoir3
#152bottle of alcohol34
#48bottle of black cat tonic33
#141bottle of cooking sherry16
#1329bottle of gin1
#288bottle of pirate juice3
#149bottle of popskull19
#52bottle of realpagne12
#152bottle of rhinoceros hormones3
#1584bottle of rum1
#199bottle of sake4
#218bottle of sewage schnapps34
#1367bottle of tequila1
#331bottle of ultravitamins1
#1260bottle of vodka1
#1505bottle of whiskey1
#544bottle opener belt buckle1
#88bottled inspiration14
#403bowl of fishysoisse2
#1053box1
#134box of Familiar Jacks1
#53boxing-glove-in-a-box1
#97breaded beer5
#165brown crock marble2
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#1627buckyball1
#70bumblebee marble2
#98can cannon1
#485can of CRIMBCOLA6
#103can of Ghuol-B-Goneâ„¢6
#142can of Red Minotaur33
#241can of Swiller13
#130can of depilatory cream1
#545can of fake snow1
#215can of maces5
#364can of spinach6
#33can of sterno10
#36can-can-in-a-can16
#869can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce10
#144can-you-dig-it?1
#3615candy cane3
#2397candy stake3
#1364canteen of wine6
#1145capacitor relay6
#1180carbon nanotube frame6
#183cement sandals5
#289chainsaw chain1
#122chaos popcorn1
#943cheap elven gloves3
#1823cheap plastic bottle opener1
#196chocolate bath ball5
#151chocolate-covered scarab beetle14
#2111chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#394circular CRIMBCOOKIE4
#507colored-light "necklace"1
#187comfy coffin6
#1056computronic processing unit1
#284concentrated garbage juice3
🥉control crystal1
#568corncob pipe1
#246cottage1
#209cranberry schnapps3
#307cruelty-free wine7
#262crystallized memory1
#306cup of infinite pencils4
#203cursed scrunchie5
#1245cyborg stompin' boot2
#427deadly lampshade2
#618deck of tropical cards1
#1521delicious salad4
#189deluxe fax machine2
#516depleted uranium seal figurine1
#205designer handbag13
#242drum of pomade5
#1315dusty Crimbo crate2
#745dusty bottle of Marsala6
#703dusty bottle of Merlot9
#461dusty bottle of Muscat24
#745dusty bottle of Pinot Noir7
#499dusty bottle of Port24
#461dusty bottle of Zinfandel23
#2058eggnog3
#925elven limbos gingerbread11
#1614elven cellocello11
#920elven moonshine8
#763elven socks5
#882elven suicide capsule21
#193elven whittling knife1
#122empty blowgun21
#593evil googly eye7
#332extra-greasy slider6
#222extra-see-thru nightie2
#242extremely skinny jeans3
#236fake plastic grass8
#3305fancy but probably evil chocolate3
#377fancy canapés1
#1830fancy chocolate2
#1064fancy dress ball9
#737festive holiday hat5
#525festive sausage4
#296filth-encrusted futon3
#339flamin' bindle2
#164floaty inverse geode1
#351foam noodle2
#101fossilized baboon skull7
#74fossilized bat skull9
#188fossilized limb57
🥈fossilized necklace1
#76fossilized serpent skull11
#339fossilized spike12
#157fossilized spine13
#128fossilized torso50
#167fossilized wing27
#197fossilized wyrm skull4
#578frayed rope belt1
#1453friendly cheez blob1
#285frigid air mattress3
#157frigid fudgepuck27
#373frozen banquet5
#1786fruitcake6
#100fudge cube3
#777fudgecule355
#324funhouse mirror1
#121gauze hammock1
#178ghost protocol4
#380ghost trap1
#235ghostly body paint21
#62giant diamond ring1
#398giant glass of brandy1
#131giant green gummi ingot2
#122giant red gummi ingot2
#120giant yellow gummi ingot2
#150gift-a-pult3
#1654gingerbread bugbear9
#2303gingerbread horror3
#608gingerbread house1
#1335gingerbread mutant bugbear4
#171ginormous pumpkin1
#263glow-in-the-dark wristwatch1
#692golden ring40
#223grass blade1
#194grass hat1
#188grass skirt1
#1386gray bow tie1
#197green peawee marble2
#171gummi ammonite1
#165gummi belemnite1
#197gummi canary1
#201gummi salamander1
#241gummi snake1
#170gummi trilobite1
#1225gyroscope1
#319hair spray17
#1914handful of confetti18
#210handful of numbers2
🥇heart of dark chocolate1
#565heart of the volcano12
#364herbal stuffing22
#1424herringcello12
#894high-resistance ultrapolymer plating2
#182hobo fortress blueprints1
#626holiday cheese log2
#160holiday log1
#38house of twigs and spit1
#1025hyperbolic plasma focuser1
#1169iGoogly6
#662ice-cold Sir Schlitz100
#996ice-cold Willer15
#134imitation nice watch1
#594immense cyborg hand7
#299incense bath ball3
#577inflatable duck1
#74innuendo1
#456intriguing puzzle box1
#691invisible bag1
#1111ion grid7
#1080ion-pulse modulation stabilizer1
#1396irradiated candy cane4
#162jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade2
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#130jar of fermented pickle juice18
#240jar of squeeze4
#55jet bennie marble2
#41jingle bell1
#80kickback cookbook8
#1289killer rag doll1
#1040killing feather41
#470kite15
#1515knuckle sandwich1
#277kumquartz24
#84kumquartz ring1
#250kumquat supersucker1
#2060laser-broiled pear11
#839lavender paisley oyster egg4
#930lavender plastic oyster egg4
#713lavender polka-dot oyster egg4
#181lavender striped oyster egg11
#109lemonade marble2
#519lewd playing card4
#233lime supersucker1
#836live wire1
#335loaded serum blowgun12
#1114logic synthesizer6
#90lollipop stick828
#218lucky Crimbo tiki necklace1
#563lucky bottlecap1
#1423macaroni duck1
#938mad scientist's sock monkey2
#1086marionette1
#921marshmallow1
#482marshmallow flambé1
#1293mauve paisley oyster egg2
#536mauve plastic oyster egg7
#615mauve polka-dot oyster egg5
#802mauve striped oyster egg5
#144missing wine1
#908motivational poster3
#187mulled cider10
#159mummy costume48
#1680mylar scout drone1
#96myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball3
#169mysterious present1
#846nanite-infested eggnog6
#1396nanite-infested fruitcake4
#2030nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear3
#926nanofiber cloth3
#116necrotizing body spray74
#363night-vision goggles5
#418obnoxious riddle1
#373off-white paisley oyster egg6
#788off-white plastic oyster egg6
#1206off-white polka-dot oyster egg2
#1583off-white striped oyster egg1
#1290oversized fish scaler4
#832oyster basket4
#275pack of KWE trading card11
#354pack of pogs55
#400pair of bolt cutters7
#219panhandle panhandling hat7
#723paperclip25
#142parasitic claw2
#227parasitic headgnawer1
#233parasitic strangleworm1
#190parasitic tentacles1
#807party hat1
#894passable elf mask6
#216peanut brittle shield16
#207pear supersucker1
#892pearidot1
#706penguin focaccia bread24
#1465penguin thesaurus1
#1060personalized birthday cake1
#2716pet rock1
#104petrified wood100
#636plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#754plastic passion fruit1
#611pocketwatch on a chain5
#1087poison pen1
#2126polyalloy shield1
#1433portable corkscrew1
#466portable photocopier13
#37pottery barn owl figurine1
#43pottery club1
#51pottery hat1
#42pottery shield1
#43pottery training pants1
#64pottery yo-yo1
#1614prehistoric spear1
#102press-on ribs69
#250puce paisley oyster egg10
#1070puce plastic oyster egg3
#931puce polka-dot oyster egg4
#357puce striped oyster egg7
#1294pulsing flesh2
#149pumpkinhead mask60
#1068quantum polarity inducer1
#1303rag doll1
#2247razor-tipped yo-yo1
#1005recursive spline reticulator1
#136red China marble2
#557red gummi ingot33
#470red paisley oyster egg7
#1131red plastic oyster egg4
#2205red polka-dot oyster egg1
#301red striped oyster egg10
#9red traffic cone1
#353red-and-green sweater7
#1107reverse-oscillating klystron1
#1450rigid carapace2
#730robotronic egg40
#1538rogue swarmer39
#142rusty piece of rebar3
#58s'more gun1
#92sandcastle1
#1099sawblade fragment46
#103scissor duck1
#65sealhide belt1
#76sealhide buckler1
#7sealhide cloak91
#68sealhide gloves1
#74sealhide hood1
#63sealhide leggings1
#68sealhide moccasins1
#15sealhide whip15
#124secret from the future1
#1088servomechanical torsion facilitator1
#210set of jacks1
#422severed rocking horse head1
#1807skull-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#145sleazy bindle5
#81sleeping stocking21
#1063slow jam collection2
#175smoked potsherd4
#838snake4
#1348sock monkey1
#371sorority brain1
#206soy cordial3
#270space jam1
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#842sparkler4
#123spooky bark146
#387spooky bindle2
#1948spooky eggnog3
#805spooky length of string12
#126spooky sap86
#1729square CRIMBCOOKIE1
#271stained mattress4
#569stainless steel scarf6
#1128stainless steel shillelagh4
#1224stainless steel skullcap3
#690stainless steel slacks6
#507stainless steel solitaire6
#791stainless steel suspenders5
#18steely marble2
#131stinkin' bindle5
#225strawberry supersucker1
#228strawberyl32
#77strawberyl necklace1
#599string of Crimbo lights1
#2261string of blue beads1
#2260string of green beads1
#2246string of red beads1
#1708stringy sinew2
#245stuffed Baron von Ratsworth149
#503stuffed Cheshire bitten83
#410stuffed Hodgman1
#450stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech88
#248stuffed Meat154
#1484stuffed alien blob4
#420stuffed angry cow96
#473stuffed astral badger90
#526stuffed baby gravy fairy85
#581stuffed cocoabo74
#284stuffed crazy bastard sword27
#1395stuffed doppelshifter6
#507stuffed flaming gravy fairy85
#463stuffed frozen gravy fairy93
#309stuffed hand turkey114
#274stuffed key194
#530stuffed martini16
#438stuffed mind flayer95
#224stuffed mink164
#263stuffed monocle152
#1715stuffed ninja snowman1
#510stuffed scary death orb86
#120stuffed shoulder parrot146
#520stuffed sleazy gravy fairy85
#313stuffed snowy owl110
#586stuffed spooky gravy fairy77
#583stuffed spooky mushroom14
#399stuffed stinky gravy fairy99
#250stuffed teddy butler155
#234stuffed tin of caviar163
#160stuffed treasure chest275
#428stuffed undead elbow macaroni94
#553stuffed yo-yo1
#639stuffing14
#832sturdy Crimbo crate14
#1049sub-molecular interocitor1
#214superheated fudge21
#920synthetic stuffing3
#780theoretical string12
#360thermos of brew1
#142throwing bone8
#369throwing wrench10
🥇time sleigh1
#583tin cup of mulligan stew1
#938tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer1
#955tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory1
#938tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer1
#611tiny die-cast Don Crimbo1
#929tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer1
#600tiny die-cast Father Crimbo1
#632tiny die-cast Father Crimborg1
#931tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer1
#929tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer1
#613tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg1
#934tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer1
#946tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer1
#565tiny die-cast Swiss hen1
#591tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo1
#941tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign1
#939tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer1
#563tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg1
#592tiny die-cast blade a-spinning1
#586tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree1
#952tiny die-cast factory worker elf1
#928tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf1
#554tiny die-cast golden ring1
#568tiny die-cast goose a-laying1
#550tiny die-cast killing bird1
#948tiny die-cast middle-management elf1
#951tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf1
#581tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg1
#940tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf1
#552tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming1
#566tiny die-cast turtle mech1
#3989tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf1
#759tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear5
#3932tiny plastic Axe Wound1
#3114tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth1
#508tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type5
#472tiny plastic Beebee King5
#3177tiny plastic Beelzebozo1
#384tiny plastic Best Game Ever1
#3938tiny plastic Black Knight1
#3177tiny plastic Bonerdagon1
#3079tiny plastic Boss Bat1
#515tiny plastic Bugbear Captain2
#445tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ1
#1111tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter2
#6226tiny plastic Cheshire bat2
#1156tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel1
#4310tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#2898tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#825tiny plastic Father McGruber4
#3121tiny plastic Felonia1
#3829tiny plastic G Imp1
#3953tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser1
#3874tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester1
#1357tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist1
#3909tiny plastic Hellion1
#3882tiny plastic Iiti Kitty1
#3074tiny plastic Knob Goblin King1
#3957tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter1
#3871tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl1
#3910tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist1
#3894tiny plastic Knott Yeti1
#778tiny plastic Lord Flameface1
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#403tiny plastic Mr. Mination1
#955tiny plastic Norville Rogers3
#3861tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy1
#3870tiny plastic Protagonist1
#559tiny plastic Queen Bee4
#492tiny plastic Rene C. Corman2
#969tiny plastic Scott the Miner3
#1530tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#3905tiny plastic Spam Witch1
#3891tiny plastic Spunky Princess1
#3062tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski1
#3066tiny plastic The Man1
#3926tiny plastic Trouser Snake1
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#1121tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer1
#3856tiny plastic XXX pr0n1
#2626tiny plastic accordion thief2
#1733tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#4021tiny plastic angry bugbear1
#8211tiny plastic angry goat1
#1121tiny plastic angry space marine2
#3977tiny plastic apathetic lizardman1
#3979tiny plastic astronomer1
#6167tiny plastic baby gravy fairy2
#6142tiny plastic barrrnacle2
#956tiny plastic batbugbear3
#3963tiny plastic beanbat1
#987tiny plastic bee swarm3
#962tiny plastic beebee gunners3
#736tiny plastic beebee queue5
#1354tiny plastic black ops bugbear1
#1328tiny plastic blazing bat1
#8174tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#3923tiny plastic blooper1
#3954tiny plastic brainsweeper1
#3907tiny plastic briefcase bat1
#1130tiny plastic bugaboo2
#1116tiny plastic buzzerker2
#748tiny plastic cavebugbear5
#8094tiny plastic cocoabo1
#6239tiny plastic coffee pixie2
#3177tiny plastic conservationist hippy1
#3910tiny plastic cubist bull1
#3936tiny plastic demoninja1
#4497tiny plastic disco bandit1
#3876tiny plastic drunk goat1
#1018tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#428tiny plastic fax machine1
#3843tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus1
#3909tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker1
#868tiny plastic fire servant2
#3920tiny plastic fluffy bunny1
#3922tiny plastic fruit golem1
#8151tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#4857tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick3
#8092tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#3902tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers1
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#3859tiny plastic goth giant1
#8058tiny plastic grue1
#4598tiny plastic hermit1
#427tiny plastic hobo elf1
#6148tiny plastic howling balloon monkey2
#963tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear3
#8068tiny plastic killer bee1
#3890tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box1
#6170tiny plastic leprechaun2
#6184tiny plastic levitating potato2
#3837tiny plastic lobsterfrogman1
#741tiny plastic moneybee5
#6160tiny plastic mosquito2
#761tiny plastic mumblebee5
#1036tiny plastic mutant elf1
#3994tiny plastic ninja snowman1
#4346tiny plastic pastamancer1
#883tiny plastic peacannon2
#8099tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#2644tiny plastic sauceror2
#3891tiny plastic scary clown1
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#3850tiny plastic senile lihc1
#1559tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#3951tiny plastic smarmy pirate1
#696tiny plastic spiderbugbear3
#3837tiny plastic spiny skelelton1
#4899tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton3
#3936tiny plastic spooky vampire1
#8159tiny plastic stab bat1
#6166tiny plastic star starfish2
#978tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#4037tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#3861tiny plastic taco cat1
#1120tiny plastic the Free Man1
#3860tiny plastic topiary golem1
#4481tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#3841tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni1
#3872tiny plastic warwelf1
#3850tiny plastic whitesnake1
#3846tiny plastic zmobie1
#266toe jam1
#926tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie2
#653top7
#253tourmalime28
#1868toy crazy train2
#1444toy hoverpad2
#2209toy jet pack1
#921toy maglev monorail1
#1564toy mercenary2
#2475toy ray gun1
#702toy soldier2
#2262toy space helmet1
#892toy train2
#643toy wheel14
#269traffic jam1
#478tree skirt1
#1711tree-eating kite9
#1038tree-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#1157triangular CRIMBCOOKIE2
#84trilobite candy mold2
#1132tropical wrapping paper1
#726twitching claw7
#226unearthed potsherd14
#1169unstable DNA29
#1032unstable laser battery45
#1353untamable turtle1
#2525vampire duck-on-a-string1
#1266vibrating cyborg knife6
#673vitachoconutriment capsule7
#270volcanic ash17
#173voodoo snuff9
🥇wand of fudge control1
#254warbear accoutrements chunk12
#349warbear battery5
#165warbear bearserker mead1
#436warbear beeping telegram1
#228warbear empathy chip2
#113warbear energy bracers2
#54warbear exhaust manifold4
#117warbear exo-arm2
#8warbear feathered fedora1
#124warbear foil hat2
#11warbear goggles1
#270warbear gyrocopter3
#301warbear helm fragment5
🥈warbear hoverbelt1
#82warbear hoverbelt piecepart14
#123warbear laser beacon2
#435warbear metalworking primer1
#44warbear metalworking primer (used)1
#198warbear oil pan1
#8warbear party pants1
#7warbear plain ushanka1
#180warbear procedural hilarity drone7
#351warbear robo-camouflage unit2
#146warbear sequential gaiety distribution system9
#297warbear soda machine assembler1
#111warbear thermoregulator bread3
#240warbear trouser fragment12
#179warbear whosit1,074
#474water wings1
#59whisker pencil109
#615witch hat1
#172wolfman mask49
#5wrapping paper1
#1042wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#564yellow gummi ingot33
#1800yellow paisley oyster egg1
#1328yellow plastic oyster egg4
#77yellow polka-dot oyster egg21
#619yellow striped oyster egg4
#1862zombie pineal gland1

Wow, that's 11,944 items total!

what items are this player missing?