Ryo_Sangnoir missing items
In their foolhardy quest to collect every item, this player comes 1,165 short.
- 'Villa' document
- 1 Meat
- 17-ball
- 2002 Mr. Store Catalog
- A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1
- A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2
- A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3
- A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4
- A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5
- A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6
- Acqua Del Piatto Merlot
- Acque Luride Grezze Cabernet
- Admiral's hat
- Adventurer's Kit
- Agent Mauve
- Alice's Army Foil Alchemist
- Alice's Army Foil Dervish
- Alice's Army Foil Hammerman
- Alice's Army Foil Horseman
- Alice's Army Foil Lanceman
- Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden
- Alice's Army Foil Sniper
- Alice's Army Foil Swordsman
- Alice's Army Foil Wallman
- Alice's Army Foil tattoo
- Alice's Army booster box
- Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy
- Annual Ascot
- Apathargic Bandersnatch
- Apriling band helmet
- Ascension Souvenir T-Shirt
- Asdon Martin keyfob (on ring)
- BRICKO airship
- BRICKO cathedral
- BRICKO gargantuchicken
- BRICKO vacuum cleaner
- Bag o' Tricks
- Banfoy's Boutique Order Form
- Bastille Battalion Fondue Trophy
- Bastille Battalion control rig
- Bastille Battalion control rig crate
- Batfellow comic
- Beach Comb
- Bee's Knees
- Belt of Loathing
- Better Shrooms and Gardens catalog
- Bigger Bugfinder Blade
- Bird-a-Day calendar
- BittyCar MeatCar
- Bloodbath
- Boosty Juice
- Boris's Helm
- Boris's Helm (askew)
- Bowl of Infinite Jelly
- Boxing Day care package
- Brogre brolo shirt
- Brogre brorts
- Brogre bucket hat
- Buddy Bjorn
- Bugfinder Blade
- Build-a-City Gingerbread kit
- Byte
- Camp Scout backpack
- Cargo Cultist Shorts
- Carol of the Bulls (used)
- Carol of the Hells (used)
- Carol of the Thrills (used)
- Cat-Herding Prod
- Chef Boy, R&D's business card
- Cheshire Bitten
- ChibiBuddyâ„¢ (off)
- ChibiBuddyâ„¢ (on)
- Children's Meal of the Damned
- Christmas ham
- Cincho de Mayo
- Clan Carnival Game
- Clan Floundry
- Clan VIP Lounge key
- Clan hot dog stand
- Clan looking glass
- Clan shower
- Clan speakeasy
- Cold Fang
- Cold Stone of Hatred
- Comma Chameleon egg
- Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium
- Congressional Medal of Insanity
- Counterclockwise Watch
- Covert Ops for Kids
- Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.
- Crimbo hat
- Crimbo pants
- Crimbo pressie
- Crimbo sapling
- Crimbo stocking
- Crimbo sword
- Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision
- Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping
- Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency
- Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper
- Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw
- Crimbot schematic: Gun Face
- Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack
- Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler
- Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis
- Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt
- Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower
- Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm
- Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs
- Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball
- Crimbough
- Crown of Thrones
- DIY protonic accelerator kit
- Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield
- Dark Jill-O-Lantern
- Daylight Shavings Helmet
- Deactivated O. A. F.
- Dear Past Self Package
- Deck of Every Card
- Diamond HP-35 Calculator
- Discontentâ„¢ Winter Garden Catalog
- Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate
- Doll Moll violin case
- Dreadsylvanian cold pocket
- Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned
- Dreadsylvanian dank and stormy
- Dreadsylvanian hot pocket
- Dreadsylvanian hot toddy
- Dreadsylvanian spooky pocket
- Dreadsylvanian stink pocket
- Drunkula's bell
- Drunkula's wineglass
- Dungeon Fist gauntlet
- Easter eggnog
- Ed the Undying exhibit crate
- Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper
- El Vibrato Megadrone
- El Vibrato drone
- El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)
- El Vibrato trapezoid
- Elvish sunglasses
- Emblem of Ak'gyxoth
- Everfull Dart Holster
- FDKOL fire hose
- FDKOL tattoo
- Ferita Del Petto Zinfandel
- First Post shirt - Cir Senam
- First Post shirt package
- Flivver
- Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form
- Folder Holder
- Fourth of May Cosplay Saber
- Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit
- Frank Gorshin trophy
- Frown Exerciser
- Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred
- Game Grid valued membership card
- General Assembly Module
- Ghost Pinching Quarterly
- Girdle of Hatred
- God Lobster Egg
- Goggles of Loathing
- Golden HP-35 Calculator
- Golden Kokomo Resort Chip
- Golden Mr. Eh?
- Gordon Beer's Beer Garden Catalog
- Granny Tood's Thanksgarden Catalog
- Great Ball of Frozen Fire
- Great S-Cape
- Great Wolf's beastly trousers
- Great Wolf's lice
- Great Wolf's right paw
- Greatest American Pants
- Gregarious Gregorian Smock
- Grimacite Bock
- Grimacite gaiters
- Grimacite galoshes
- Grimacite garter
- Grimacite gasmask
- Grimacite gat
- Grimacite gauntlets
- Grimacite girdle
- Grimacite glaive
- Grimacite go-go boots
- Grimacite goggles
- Grimacite gorget
- Grimacite gown
- Grimacite greaves
- Grimacite guayabera
- Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog
- Gummi-Memory
- Guzzlr application
- Guzzlr tablet
- Gygaxian Libram
- HOA citation pad
- HOA regulation book
- Hanukkimbo dreidl
- Hat O' Nine Tails
- Hell and How I Bent It
- History's Most Offensive Jokes, Vol. IX
- Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians
- Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat
- Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times
- Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics
- Holiday Multitasking
- Hot Socks
- How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes
- Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games
- Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games (used)
- Idol of Ak'gyxoth
- Ish Kabibble
- Item #13
- Iunion Crown
- Jackass Plumber home game
- January's Garbage Tote
- Jarlsberg's pan
- Jarlsberg's pan (Cosmic portal mode)
- Jeans of Loathing
- Jekyllin hide belt
- Jeppson's Malort
- Jick's autograph
- Jick-o-User
- Jodhpurs of Violence
- Juju Mojo Mask
- June cleaver
- Junior Adventurer's kit
- Jurassic Parka
- KoL Con 12-gauge
- KoL Con 13 snowglobe
- KoL Con 3-D Glasses
- KoL Con 8-Bit power bracelet
- KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat
- KoL Con IV Pole
- KoL Con Six Pack
- KoL Con X Bingo Card
- KoL Con X Treasure Map
- KoLHS Pep Squad Box
- Kramco Industries packing carton
- Kramco Sausage-o-Maticâ„¢
- Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase
- Kudzu salad
- LARP carp
- LI-11 Motor Pool voucher
- LIDAR candle
- LT&T tattoo kit
- LT&T telegraph office deed
- Lazenby's Life Lesson
- Leapin' Trousers
- Lens of Hatred
- Libram of BRICKOs
- Libram of Candy Heart Summoning
- Libram of Divine Favors
- Libram of Love Songs
- Libram of Pulled Taffy
- Libram of Resolutions
- License to Chill
- Lil' Doctorâ„¢ bag
- Living to Drink, Drinking to Live
- Loathing Legion abacus
- Loathing Legion chainsaw
- Loathing Legion corkscrew
- Loathing Legion defibrillator
- Loathing Legion double prism
- Loathing Legion electric knife
- Loathing Legion flamethrower
- Loathing Legion hammer
- Loathing Legion helicopter
- Loathing Legion jackhammer
- Loathing Legion kitchen sink
- Loathing Legion knife
- Loathing Legion many-purpose hook
- Loathing Legion moondial
- Loathing Legion necktie
- Loathing Legion pizza stone
- Loathing Legion rollerblades
- Loathing Legion tape measure
- Loathing Legion tattoo needle
- Loathing Legion universal screwdriver
- Lucky Lindy
- MAHI fez
- Mafia bow tie
- Mafia stogie
- Mafia violin case
- Maiali Sifilitici Pinot Noir
- Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit
- Mansquito Serum
- Manual of Transcendent Olfaction
- March hat
- Marvelous Unitard
- Mayam Calendar
- Mayflower bouquet
- Mayor Ghost's cloak
- Mayor Ghost's gavel
- McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning
- Memories of Beanslinging
- Memories of Cow Punching
- Memories of Snake Oiling
- Mer-kin darkbook
- Mer-kin dragnet
- Mer-kin gladiator mask
- Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece
- Merc Core Field Manual: Intimidation Techniques
- Merc Core Field Manual: Sanity Maintenance
- Merc Core challenge coin
- Merc Core deployment orders
- Meteoid ice beam
- Mini-Crimbot crate
- Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog
- Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet
- Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass
- Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge
- Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves
- Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow
- Miss Graves' vermouth
- Mjolnir Jr.
- Mob Penguin protection contract
- Monster Manuel
- Moping Artistic Goth Kid
- Mr. Accessory
- Mr. Accessory Jr.
- Mr. Container
- Mr. Eh?
- Mr. Exploiter
- Mr. Shirt
- Mt. Noob Pale Ale
- My Life of Crime, a Memoir
- My Own Pen Pal kit
- N. O. Beer
- Neverending Party invitation envelope
- New-You Club Membership Form
- Newbiesportâ„¢ backpack
- Now You're Cooking With Grease
- Official Seal of Dreadsylvania
- Olympic-sized Clan crate
- Order of the Green Thumb Order Form
- Oscus's neverending soda
- Otorian Battle Scar
- Our Daily Candlesâ„¢ order form
- Pack of Alice's Army Foil Cards
- Panda outfit
- Pantaloons of Hatred
- Pantsgiving
- Party Planning on a Budget
- Party Tattooâ„¢ gift certificate
- Periodical Paintbrush
- Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog
- Petite Paintbrush
- Phonus Balonus
- PirateRealm membership packet
- Platinum HP-35 Calculator
- Platinum Yendorian Express Card
- Pocket Meteor Guide
- Pokéfam Guide to Capturing All of Them
- Powerful Glove
- Professor of Spelunkology
- Protects-Your-Junk
- Quartet of Flare Masters Jacket
- Radio Free Baseball Cap
- Radio Free Foil
- Radio Free Jersey
- Radio Free Pants
- Radio KoL Antenna Ball
- Radio KoL Bottle Opener
- Radio KoL Coffee Mug
- Radio KoL Flashlight
- Radio KoL Keychain
- Radio KoL Maracas
- Radio KoL Patch
- Rainbow Jello Mould
- Rainbow's Gravity
- Ralph IX cognac
- Retrospecs
- Retrospecs try-at-home kit
- Roman Candelabra
- Royal scepter
- S.I.T. Course Completion Certificate
- Scandalously Skimpy Bikini
- Scepter of Loathing
- Schmalz's First Prize Beer
- Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome
- Seasonal Beret
- Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters
- Senior LAAAAME merit badge
- Sept-Ember Censer
- Seven Loco
- Silver HP-35 Calculator
- Size XI Wizard's Robe
- Sloppy Jalopy
- Sloppy Seconds Diner Employee Handbook
- Small Medium
- Sneaky Pete's leather jacket
- Sneaky Pete's leather jacket (collar popped)
- Snow Suit
- Sockdollager
- Solstice Shield
- Sombrero De Vida
- SongBoomâ„¢ BoomBox
- SongBoomâ„¢ BoomBox Box
- Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire
- Source terminal
- Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts
- Space Pirate Astrogation Handbook
- Space Trip safety headphones
- Spacegate Initiative tattoo unit
- Spacegate access badge
- Spacegate diplomat's insignia
- Spacegate emergency disintegrator
- Spacegate military insignia
- Spacegate scientist's insignia
- Spasmi Dolorosi Del Rene Champagne
- Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise
- Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot
- Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb
- SpinMasterâ„¢ lathe
- Spirit of Christmas
- Spooky Putty ball
- Spooky Putty leotard
- Spooky Putty mitre
- Spooky Putty monster
- Spooky Putty sheet
- Spooky Putty snake
- Spring Break Beach tattoo coupon
- Staff of Simmering Hatred
- Staff of the Cozy Fish
- Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern
- Staff of the Roaring Hearth
- Staff of the Scummy Sink
- Star of Bravery
- Stupid University Diploma
- Superhero Reboots
- Sword of Procedural Generation
- TakerSpace letter of Marque
- Tales of Western Braggadoccio
- Talisman of Baio
- Talisman of Bakula
- Temporal Tempera Tube
- The Author's ink
- The Big Book of Communism
- The Chill of the Wild
- The Cocktail Shaker
- The Confiscator's Grimoire
- The Crown of Ed the Undying
- The Fingernail of the Thing in the Basement
- The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide
- The Groose in the Hoose
- The Inquisitor's unidentifiable object
- The Kloop in the Coop
- The Mad Liquor
- The Plumber's mushroom stew
- The Smith's Tome
- The Sword in the Steak
- The Western Look
- Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts
- Thor's Pliers
- Thunkula's drinking cap
- Thwaitgold protozoa statuette
- Time Bandit Badge of Courage
- Time Juice
- Time-Spinner
- To Build an Igloo
- Toddler-sized Dragon Costume
- Tome of Clip Art
- Tome of Rad Libs
- Tome of Snowcone Summoning
- Tome of Sugar Shummoning
- Toot Oriole care package
- Totally Gay Claymore
- Travoltan trousers
- Treads of Loathing
- Trivial Avocations board game
- Truthsayer
- Unagnimated Gnome
- Uncle Hobo's belt
- Uncle Hobo's epic beard
- Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves
- Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants
- Uncle Hobo's highest bough
- Uncle Hobo's stocking cap
- Underworld acorn
- Unionize The Elves sign
- Unkillable Skeleton's restless leg
- Unkillable Skeleton's shield
- Unopened Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper
- Uovo Marcio Shiraz
- V for Vivala mask
- Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad
- Valentine's Day cake
- Voluminous Radio Hat
- Voluminous Radio Pants
- Voluminous Radio Sneakers
- Warehouse 23 bling
- Warms-Your-Tush
- Western Slang Vol. 1: Violence
- Western Slang Vol. 2: Cooking
- Western Slang Vol. 3: Fraud
- Winifred's whistle
- Witchess Set
- X-32-F snowman crate
- Xiblaxian encrypted political prisoner
- Xiblaxian holo-schematic: residence cube
- Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth cowl
- Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth trousers
- Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth vest
- Xiblaxian holo-schematic: ultraburrito
- Xlyinia's notebook
- Yeti Protest Sign
- Young Man's Crew Sequester
- [reuse me]
- a cute angel
- a suspicious address
- abyssal battle plans
- adhesive tape dolly
- airplane charter: Conspiracy Island
- airplane charter: Dinseylandfill
- airplane charter: Spring Break Beach
- airplane charter: That 70s Volcano
- airplane charter: The Glaciest
- alien animal milk
- alien plant pod
- amphibious tophat
- anniversary balsa wood socks
- anniversary burlap belt
- anniversary pewter cape
- anniversary safety glass vest
- anniversary tiny latex mask
- arrow'd heart balloon
- arse-shooting crossbow
- artisanal homebrew gift package
- artisanal homebrew sampler
- astral badger
- augmented El Vibrato drone
- augmented-reality shades
- august scepter
- avatar of the Unconscious Collective
- baby camelCalf
- backup camera
- bad penguin egg
- bag of Iunion stones
- ball-in-a-cup
- barrelhead
- basking robin
- bat wings
- battered old top-hat
- battoo kit
- beach ball marble
- beautiful rainbow
- beet
- bejazzled eyepatch
- belemnite candy mold
- best joke ever
- bewitching boots
- big bumboozer marble
- big ol' trophy
- birthday candle
- bitter bowtie
- black candygram
- black catseye marble
- black velvet box
- blank note
- blank white card
- blue traffic cone
- bobble-hip hula elf doll
- bodyslam
- bone and arrows
- bone aperitif
- bone crusher
- bone meal
- bonerang
- boning knife
- boot plant
- bottle of Cochon Noir
- bottle of lovebug pheromones
- bottle-rocket crossbow
- bottled day
- bottled green pixie
- bounty-hunting helmet
- bounty-hunting pants
- bounty-hunting rifle
- bow
- bow staff
- bowl of oriole's nest soup
- bowlegged pants
- bowler
- box of bear arms
- brazen bracelet
- broken El Vibrato drone
- bucket of ancient Vampyre blood
- bugbear-smiting sword
- calm attention-deficit demon
- can of Rain-Doh
- candy cane sword cane
- candy cornucopia
- capped green lava bottle
- carbonite visor
- cement shoes
- cheap plastic kazoo
- cherry bomb
- chest barrel
- chitinous pod
- chocolate box
- class five ecto-larva
- clockwork bartender-head-in-the-box
- closed-circuit pay phone
- clovermint
- coal paperweight
- cold cluster
- cold clusterbomb
- cold medicine cabinet
- combat lover's locket
- comfy blanket
- complicated lock impression
- consolation ribbon
- container of Spooky Putty
- cool iron ingot
- cooling iron breastplate
- cooling iron greaves
- cooling iron helmet
- corked genie bottle
- corroded breeches
- corrosive cowl
- cosmic bucket
- cotton candy cocoon
- cozy bazooka
- cozy scimitar
- crappy Mer-kin mask
- crappy Mer-kin tailpiece
- crazy bastard sword
- crimbo elfling
- crumpled felt fedora
- crushed steamer trunk
- cryptic puzzle box
- cuckoo clock
- cup of "tea"
- cursed bottle of rum
- cursed magnifying glass
- cursed monkey's paw
- cursed pirate cutlass
- custom avatar form
- dandy lion cub
- deactivated RoboGoose
- deactivated putty buddy
- dead guy's memento
- deanimated reanimator's coffin
- defective Golden Mr. Accessory
- deflated inflatable dodecapede
- depleted Grimacite astrolabe
- depleted Grimacite grappling hook
- depleted Grimacite gravy boat
- depleted Grimacite ninja mask
- depleted Grimacite shinguards
- depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt
- designer sweatpants
- detective school application
- diabolic pizza cube
- diabolical crossbow
- dirty martini
- doppelshifter egg
- double daisy
- dreaming Jung man
- dried gelatinous cube
- drippy shield
- drippy snail shell
- dungeon dragon chest
- eerie fetish
- electronic Brain Trainer game
- electronic dulcimer pants
- elf sleeper agent
- elven whittling knife
- emo roe
- empty Rain-Doh can
- enhanced signal receiver
- eternal knot tattoo
- evil flaming eyeball pendant
- exactly-three-shaped box
- exclusive ultra-rare item
- exotic parrot egg
- extra special Crimbo stocking
- fairy-worn boots
- familiar scrapbook
- festive warbear bank
- fetus-smashing club
- fire axe
- fireman's helmet
- fist turkey outline
- fistful of ashes
- flaming familiar doppelgänger
- flaming juggler's balls
- flaming pink shirt
- floaty inverse geode
- floaty rock
- floaty rock helmet
- floaty rock necklace
- floaty rock pants
- floaty stone sphere
- foam commodore's hat
- foam naval trousers
- fragile Christmas ornament
- fragment of Jarlsberg's soul
- frankincenser
- fresh coat of paint
- fudge cube
- fudge pocket square
- funny paper hat
- fuzzy bracelets
- gasmask
- gazing shoes
- genie bottle
- giant diamond ring
- glass of "milk"
- glow-in-the-dark dart gun
- glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub
- glowing El Vibrato drone
- glowing frisbee
- gnashing teeth
- goblin bone hilt
- goblin collarbone
- golden monkey statuette
- golden pet rock
- golden sausage
- googly-ball hat
- googly-heart hat
- googly-star hat
- governor's daughter's lace collar
- governor's daughter's pearl hairpin
- governor's daughter's petticoats
- green LavaCo Lampâ„¢
- green eggnog
- green traffic cone
- grisly shield
- grogtini
- guild application
- gummi ammonite
- gummi belemnite
- gummi trilobite
- haiku katana
- hand of Mr. Cards
- hand turkey outline
- handful of Laughing Willow bark
- handmade hobby horse
- haunted doghouse
- heart-shaped crate
- hemp backpack
- heteroerotic frat-paddle
- hewn moon-rune spoon
- hi-density nylocite leg armor
- hibernating Grimstone Golem
- hibernating robot reindeer
- hippo tutu
- hobo code binder
- hobo dungarees
- hobo monkey
- hobo stogie
- hockey stick of furious angry rage
- holiday smorgasbord
- holiday trip around the world
- homeless hobo spirit
- homemade robot
- honeypot
- hopeful candle
- hot cluster
- hot clusterbomb
- humming El Vibrato drone
- hungover chauvinist pig
- hypnodisk
- ice baby
- ice pick
- ice sickle
- ice skates
- iceberglet
- imitation crab zoea
- imitation nice watch
- incredibly dense meat gem
- indie comic hipster glasses
- industrial fire extinguisher
- inert sludgepuppy
- infant sandworm
- infinite BACON machine
- inflatable LT&T telegraph office
- inflatable baseball bat
- intergalactic pom poms
- intricate clockwork big hand
- intricate clockwork birdhouse
- intricate clockwork cuckoo
- intricate clockwork disc
- intricate clockwork little hand
- intricate clockwork numeral I
- intricate clockwork numeral II
- intricate clockwork numeral III
- intricate clockwork numeral IV
- intricate clockwork numeral IX
- intricate clockwork numeral V
- intricate clockwork numeral VI
- intricate clockwork numeral VII
- intricate clockwork numeral VIII
- intricate clockwork numeral X
- intricate clockwork numeral XI
- intricate clockwork numeral XII
- intricate music box parts
- ittah bittah hookah
- jar of frostigkraut
- jewel-eyed wizard hat
- jitterbug larva
- jug of Sneaky Pete's Mojo
- kerosene-soaked skip
- kevlateflocite helmet
- kitty sheet music
- kobold treasure hoard
- large stone triangle
- laser cannon
- laser targeting chip
- latte lovers club card
- latte lovers member's mug
- left bear arm
- left-handed melodica
- li'l orphan tot
- liar's pants
- little box of fireworks
- llama lama cria
- locked mumming trunk
- lollipop cufflinks
- longbox of Batfellow comics
- loose blade
- lucky Crimbo tiki necklace
- lucky Tam O'Shanter
- lucky Tam O'Shatner
- luxury fly-tying workbench
- machine elf capsule
- magic dragonfish fry
- magical battery
- magnetic field
- makeshift castanets
- malevolent medallion
- map to Anemone Mine
- map to Dolph Bossin's hideout
- map to Madness Reef
- map to the Dive Bar
- map to the Marinara Trench
- map to the Putrid Swamp
- map to the Skate Park
- map to the Towering Mountains
- marinara jug
- mass of wriggling tentacles
- mayfly bait necklace
- mechanically-mulled cider
- medium stone triangle
- meteorite earring
- meteorite necklace
- meteorite ring
- miniature Jacob's ladder
- miniature antlers
- miniature coffin
- miniature crystal ball
- miniature deck cannon
- miniature gravy-covered maypole
- miniature stuffed Goth Giant
- miniscule temporal rip
- misfit dolly
- misfit hobby horse
- misshapen animal skeleton
- moaiball
- model train set
- molten medallion
- monstrous monocle
- moon-amber
- moveable feast
- mumming trunk
- musty moccasins
- mutant cactus bud
- mutant fire ant egg
- mutant gila monster egg
- mutant rattlesnake egg
- myrrh pouch
- mysterious chest
- nativity shorts
- naughty fortune teller
- naughty origami kit
- naughty paper shuriken
- neck wreath
- nervous tick egg
- nest egg
- new habit
- newly-hatched mayonnaise wasp
- ninja pirate zombie robot
- note from Clancy
- nylon Christmas stockings
- off-hand balloon
- old patched suit-pants
- old school Mafia knickerbockers
- one million meat pancakes
- optimal spreadsheet
- orange traffic cone
- organ grinder
- origami "gentlemen's" magazine
- origami pasties
- origami riding crop
- orphan baby yeti
- over-the-shoulder Folder Holder
- overcharged El Vibrato power sphere
- overflowing gift basket
- packaged SpinMasterâ„¢ lathe
- packaged luxury garment
- packet of beer seeds
- packet of dragon's teeth
- packet of mayfly bait
- packet of mushroom spores
- packet of rock seeds
- packet of tall grass seeds
- packet of thanksgarden seeds
- pair of ragged claws
- pantogram
- papier-mâché base
- papier-mâché bowl
- papier-mâché handle
- papier-mâché plaque
- papier-mâché trophy piñata
- passed-out psychedelic bear
- perfect Christmas scarf
- perfectly fair coin
- perfectly ordinary frog
- pernicious cudgel
- personal raindrop
- personalized wassail stein
- phial of coldness
- phial of hotness
- phial of sleaziness
- phial of spookiness
- phial of stench
- pile of loose snow
- pile of smoking rags
- pilgrim shield
- pirate hook
- pirate pantaloons
- pirate zombie head
- pirate zombie robot head
- pixel chain whip
- pixie axie
- plans for depleted Grimacite astrolabe
- plans for depleted Grimacite grappling hook
- plans for depleted Grimacite gravy boat
- plans for depleted Grimacite hammer
- plans for depleted Grimacite ninja mask
- plans for depleted Grimacite shinguards
- plans for depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt
- plastic pumpkin bucket
- plastic vampire fangs
- plexifoam chin strap
- plexiglass pants
- plexiglass pendant
- plexiglass pikestaff
- plexiglass pinky ring
- plexiglass pith helmet
- plexiglass pocketwatch
- plush alielf
- plush alien hamsterpus
- plush dogcat
- plush ferrelf
- plush mutated alielephant
- plush mutated alielf
- polymorphic fastening apparatus
- pompadour'd puppy
- portable Mayo Clinic
- portable Spacegate
- portable pantogram
- potato jacket
- potted power plant
- pottery barn owl figurine
- praying Grim Brother
- present
- primitive alien blowgun
- primitive alien loincloth
- primitive alien necklace
- primitive alien totem
- protonic accelerator pack
- psychedelic bubble wand
- pulsing flesh
- pumpkin spice whorl
- puzzling trophy
- pygmy bugbear shaman
- quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments
- raffle ticket
- ragged wool yarn
- rainbow pearl
- rainbow pearl earring
- rainbow pearl necklace
- rainbow pearl ring
- real cowboy hat
- record of infuriating silence
- record of menacing silence
- record of tranquil silence
- recovered cufflinks
- red traffic cone
- red-hot medallion
- red-spotted snapper roe
- refrigerated biohazard container
- rehearsing dramatic hedgehog
- repaid diaper
- repaired El Vibrato drone
- replica Ten Dollars
- replica key
- residual zeal
- right bear arm
- robot reindeer protocol O.L.I.V.E.
- rock lobster
- rocky road ice cream
- rope with some soap on it
- rose-colored glasses
- rubber WWBBDD? bracelet
- rune-strewn spoon cocoon
- saltwaterbed
- sane hatrack
- sangria del diablo
- scimitar cozy
- scintillating powder
- scissor duck
- sealskin drum
- second-hand knockoff engagement ring
- set of Unobtainium straps
- set of jacks
- sharp tin strip
- shortest-order cook
- shot of Sneaky Pete's Mojo
- shrine to the Barrel god
- siesta-ing Casagnova gnome
- silicon-infused gluteal shield
- silk garter snake
- silver sausage
- sinister ancient tablet
- skewered cherry
- skewered jumbo olive
- skewered lime
- sleaze cluster
- sleaze clusterbomb
- sleeping piano cat
- sleeping profane parrot
- slime-soaked brain
- slime-soaked hypophysis
- slime-soaked sweat gland
- small Crimbo Pressie
- small stone triangle
- smart watch
- smoldering box
- sneaky wrapping paper
- snowman-enchanting tophat
- sober pill
- soft cap of diminishing returns
- solid asbestos box
- solid chrome box
- solid linoleum box
- sorority girl's box
- soul coin
- soul mask
- space invader
- space planula
- space trooper helmet
- spaghetti-box banjo
- sparking El Vibrato drone
- sparkly engagement ring
- spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip
- spirit bed
- spirit blanket
- spirit mattress
- spirit pillow
- spooky clusterbomb
- spooky rattling cigar box
- spring shoes
- squamous polyp
- squirming Slime larva
- steaming evil
- steely marble
- stench clusterbomb
- sticky sword blade
- still grill
- stinky cheese ball
- stinky cheese diaper
- stinky cheese eye
- stinky cheese sword
- stinky cheese wheel
- strange stone pyramid
- string of Crimbo lights
- stuffed-shirt scarecrow
- styrofoam peanuts
- super-sweet boom box
- superhero mask
- suspicious package
- suspicious stocking
- sweet nutcracker
- tabletop candy dispenser
- talisman of Seshat
- talking spade
- tattered paper crown
- tattoo gun
- tattoo of two turkeys
- tearaway pants
- testy toolbox
- thermos of "whiskey"
- throbbing rage gland
- time helmet
- time trousers
- tin roof (rusted)
- tiny Tina gun
- tiny costume wardrobe
- tiny plastic "Santa Claus"
- tiny plastic Colonel Brando
- tiny plastic Dr. Awkward
- tiny plastic Ed the Undying
- tiny plastic Jedediah and Boiling Cloud
- tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven
- tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress
- tiny plastic St. Patrick
- tiny plastic protector spectre
- tiny plastic spoiler
- tiny plastic sword
- tiny prop sword
- tiny stillsuit
- trilobite candy mold
- tropical Crimbo pressie
- twitching space egg
- ultimate wad
- unbreakable umbrella
- unearthed volcanic meteoroid
- unemployed hunchbacked minion
- uniclops egg
- unopened Bird-a-Day calendar
- unopened diabolic pizza cube box
- unpowered Robortender
- unwound cymbal-playing monkey
- unwrapped knock-off retro superhero cape
- vampire glitter
- vampyric cloake
- vampyric cloake pattern
- vesper
- villainous scythe
- voodoo doll
- voter registration form
- wad of Crovacite
- wad of spider silk
- warbear LP-ROM burner
- warbear auto-anvil
- warbear black box
- warbear breakfast machine
- warbear breakfast machine assembler
- warbear chemistry lab
- warbear drone assembler
- warbear empathy chip
- warbear gyrocopter
- warbear long johns
- warbear soda machine
- warbear soda machine assembler
- wardrobe-o-matic
- warm El Vibrato drone
- washboard shield
- wax lips
- webbed comic mask
- wedge of gray cheese
- wizard action figure
- wolfskull mask
- wrapping paper
- wriggling tentacle
- xo-skeleton-in-a-box
- yellow puck
- yellow puck with a bow on it
- yellow traffic cone
- yuletide troll chrysalis
- zombie mariachi pants
- zombie monkey necklace