Museum :: Oroku Saki

Oroku Saki

Rank	Item	Quantity
#49	"KICK ME" sign	40
#577	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	2
#602	2-ball	6
#471	4-ball	9
#581	5-ball	6
#696	6-ball	5
#276	8-ball	110
#280	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
#257	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#88	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	2
#132	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	2
#43	Aggressive Carrot	48
#22	Alexy sauce	1
#20	Ambitious Turkey	500
#116	Amulet of Yendor	186
#24	Arrow (+1)	219
#33	Azurite	274
#438	BGE merchandise order form	9
#564	BGE pocket calendar	1
#574	BGE shotglass	12
#53	Barulio's bottle	11
#290	Bash-Ōs cereal	1
#195	Battlie Light Saver	1
#237	Ben-Gal™ Balm	2
#759	Bit O' Ectoplasm	1
#214	Boozehounds Anonymous token	3
#1676	Boss Bat bling	1
#2262	Boss Bat britches	2
#113	Boss Drops	1
#22	Bowlet	9
#72	Boxing Day Pass	1
#10	Breakfast Blast wine cooler	55
#1009	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	1
#167	Bulky Buddy Box	16
#108	C.H.U.M. chum	16
#588	C.H.U.M. knife	1
#583	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	2
#1014	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#289	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	3
#149	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	4
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#1553	CRIMBCO mug	3
#1646	CRIMBCO wine	2
#792	CRIMBCOIDS mints	5
#2140	CRIMBCOLOAF	2
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#8	Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	42
#60	Choco-Mint patty	7
#122	Chroner	808
#22	Chubby and Plump bar	16
#11	Citrus Crush wine cooler	59
#143	Cloaca Cola Polar	3
#33	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	20
#1558	Codpiece of the Goblin King	3
#51	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	18
#67	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	22
#186	Crimbo Factory surprise box	15
#433	Crimbo candied pecan	25
#61	Crimbo food scraps	164
#387	Crimbo fudge	29
#221	Crimbo peppermint bark	71
#39	Crimbo pie	124
#50	Crimbo salad	9
#190	Crimbo train emergency brake	5
#18	Crimbo training manual	1
#111	Crimbojito	2
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#43	Crimbonium fuel rod	94
#185	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	19
#260	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	1
#246	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	1
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	1
#147	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	3
#192	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	2
#319	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	6
#172	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	2
#220	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	1
#409	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	2
#363	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	1
#245	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	1
#245	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	11
#180	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	2
#172	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	2
#238	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	11
#222	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	5
#345	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	4
#2022	Crimboween memo	2
#177	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	5
#322	Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	1
🥇	Crimbuccaneer war standard	1
#1525	Crimbuck	169
#1656	Crown of the Goblin King	12
#102	Dolphin King's crown	40
#154	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	23
#2742	Drowsy Sword	1
#991	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	2
#166	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	12
#137	Eau de Guaneau	4
#163	Effermint™ tablets	11
#26	El Vibrato trapezoid	1
#2385	Elder Turtle Shell	1
#331	Elf Guard MPC	2
🥇	Elf Guard war standard	1
#88	Elizabeth's Dollie	1
#91	Elizabeth's paintbrush	1
#157	Everlasting Deckswabber	2
#49	Every Day is Like This Sundae	1
#30	Eye Agate	305
#1502	Feynman gate	2
🥉	Flamin' Whatshisname	2,025
#226	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	3
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#1601	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	1
#229	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	2
#215	Grateful Undead T-shirt	2
#154	Greaves of the Murk Lord	2
#124	Gummi-DNA	11
#288	Gummi-Gnauga	10
#113	Gummy Brains	3
#75	Hollandaise helmet	212
#1195	Jack-in-the-box	1
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#1283	Jocko Homo's head	1
#78	Kashmir sweater	1
#107	Kentucky-style derby	1
#94	Knob GÃ¶blin lÃ²ve potion	1
#46	Knob Goblin Uberpants	14
#28	Knob Goblin elite shirt	317
#1090	Knob Goblin love potion	1
#625	Knob Goblin pants	9
#217	Knob Goblin scimitar	69
#133	Knob Goblin spatula	169
#160	Knob Goblin tongs	115
#179	KoL Con 13 T-shirt	1
#48	Kokomo Resort Order Pad	3
#32	Lapis Lazuli	301
#676	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	12
#1199	M-242	1
#53	Mark V Steam-Hat	8
#61	McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning	1
#914	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	2
#985	Microplushie: Gothochondria	1
#876	Microplushie: Otakulone	3
#962	Microplushie: Sororitrate	1
#396	Miniborg beeper	1
#63	Miniborg laser	9
#157	Miniborg stomper	4
#259	Miniborg strangler	2
#50	Mob Penguin cellular phone	534
#8	Mr. Burnsger	23
#246	Nayztameetjoo trading card	1
#224	Newbiesport™ tent	12
#40	O'RLY manual	69
#128	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	1
#372	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	3
#11	Orangemageddon wine cooler	41
#82	Orcish meat locker	7
#123	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	23
#476	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	2
#98	Piddles	20
#26	Pine-Fresh air freshener	123
#39	Pneumo bar	1
#89	Poison Oak trading card	2
#166	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	11
#444	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	3
#591	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	2
#203	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	7
#195	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	10
#90	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	17
#475	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	4
#47	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	24
#233	Princess Rutabaga trading card	1
#96	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	14
#142	Professor What T-Shirt	4
#14	Radberry Rip wine cooler	19
#766	Red Rover BB gun	1
#685	Rock Pops	76
#127	Saturday Night Special	1
#436	Senior Mints	11
#617	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	1
#29	Smoldering Clover™ candle	1
#158	Snow Queen Crown	31
#48	Source terminal SCRAM chip	1
#49	Source terminal file: compress.edu	1
#131	Space Tourist Phaser	3
#30	Spant eggs	3
#224	Steal This Candy	10
#482	Sugar Cog	3
#154	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
#38	Super Magic Power Sword X	7
#326	Swizzler	1
#139	T.U.R.D.S. Key	4
#34	Taco Dan's Taco Fish Fish Taco	1
#417	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	29
#721	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	4
#363	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	37
#29	Tallowcreme Halloween Pumpkin	12
#51	Telltale™ rubber heart	8
#67	The Emperor's new hat	1
#37	The Emperor's new pants	2
#83	The Emperor's new shirt	1
#217	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	1
#85	The Lost Glasses	1
#207	The Snake trading card	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#159	Trainbot circuitry	2
#144	Trainbot linkages	2
#151	Trainbot plating	2
#936	Travels with Jerry	1
🥇	Trivial Avocations board game	1
#119	Tuesday's ruby	28
#611	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	3
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#52	Valentine	1,327
#197	Valentine's Day cake	3
#81	Vaso De Agua trading card	2
#169	Whatsian Ionic Pliers	1
#325	Wint-O-Fresh mint	41
#294	Workytime Tea	8
🥉	Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter simcode	157
#186	Ye Olde Medieval Insult	2
#348	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	1
#215	Ze™ goggles	6
🥉	a bug's lymph	22
#35	abominable blubber	88
#67	absentee voter ballot	1
#74	accidental cider	43
#103	accord ion	2
#109	adhesive tape dolly	1
#362	agua de vida	1
#49	alien hologram projector	9
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#69	amok putter	4
#71	ancient poisoned dart	69
#111	angst burger	2
#47	animal part cracker	1
#117	anniversary gift box	10
#1081	annoying pitchfork	1
#219	anticheese	43
#66	antique packet of ketchup	51
#106	artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice	13
#171	asbestos crossbow string	1
#122	asbestos helmet turtle	1
#83	asbestos stick	3
#106	asparagus knife	95
#769	aspirin	1
#55	astronaut ice-cream	9
#139	astronaut pants	62
#240	atomic vector plotter	17
#142	baby killer bee	67
#152	bag of airline peanuts	175
#79	bag of gross foreign snacks	36
#1592	ball	2
#27	banana peel	149
#118	banana-frosted king cake	19
#385	bananagate	17
#225	barrrnacle	69
#40	barskin hat	24
#61	baseball	173
#66	bat wing	364
#81	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	13
#125	batgut	365
#332	batskin belt	1
#491	battered Crimbo Crate	21
#98	beanbag chair	9
#454	beaten-up Chucks	1
#132	beer-battered accordion	1
#430	beholed bedsheet	2
#1063	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#243	bi-lateral logic compressor	15
#84	big bass drum	30
#474	big rock	1
#20	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	22
#62	black cloak	9
#22	black forest cake	666
#161	black kettle drum	7
#209	black snake skin	39
#158	blended frozen swill	1
#198	blended frozen swill with a fly in it	1
#275	blind-packed die-cast metal toy	24
#786	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	8
#49	blood-faced volleyball	63
#10	blowdart	244
#204	blue glowstick	8
🥈	blue ribbon	1
#15	blue suede shoes	13
#116	bone bandoneon	1
#943	bone chips	1
#135	bone rattle	19
#183	borrowed time	1
#1833	bottle of goofballs	12
#179	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	6
#95	bottled green pixie	1
#128	box	131
#6716	box of sunshine	2
#12	bread basket	7
🥉	breadchucks	200
#67	breath mint	173
#203	brick	187
#275	bronze breastplate	5
#28	brown paper bag mask	91
#26	brown paper pants	111
#41	brown sugar cane	239
#83	browser cookie	1
#97	buñuelos Jaliscos	7
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#434	bugbear bungguard	11
#49	buzzard feather	1
#255	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	3
#238	cabooze	3
#249	calle de miel with a fly in it	1
#486	can of CRIMBCOLA	6
#32	can of maces	44
#14	can of starch	13
#175	candied bolts	6
#258	candied kobold	12
#425	candied nuts	4
#34	candied sweet potatoes	1
#191	candy brain	22
#458	candy cane	81
#29	candy carrot cake	2
#20	candy chalk	5
#206	candy cigarette	6
#36	candy harmonica	8
#1063	candy kneecapping stick	3
#32	candy knife	12
#461	candy knuckles	5
#150	candy skeleton	5
#1094	candy stake	6
#44	cane-mail pants	1
#67	carob chunk cookies	87
#24	carrot cake precipice bar	6
#251	cast	100
#63	catgut taco	11
#508	cement sandals	2
#115	centipede eggs	47
#156	chaos butterfly	2,024
#237	cheap elven gloves	18
#1187	cheap plastic bottle opener	4
#580	cheap studded belt	25
#19	chef-skull-in-the-box	17
#19	chiffon lemon	1
#115	children of the candy corn	3
#101	chintzy disco ball pendant	10
#141	chocolate disco ball	5
#304	chocolate filthy lucre	13
#232	chocolate pasta spoon	1
#211	chocolate stolen accordion	1
#106	chocolate-covered caviar	1
#50	chocolate-frosted king cake	31
#49	chocomotive	9
#182	chorizo brownies	11
#49	chrome helmet turtle	11
#140	cigar box turtle	2
#173	cinnamon machine oil	4
#37	cinnamon troll doll	2
#1752	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	1
#103	clown hammer	224
#706	club necklace	10
#20	clumsiness bark	127
#27	clutch of dodecapede eggs	88
#94	coconut shell	1,071
#507	colored-light "necklace"	1
#8	combat fan	59
#525	commemorative war stein	12
#153	compression stocking	4
🥉	control crystal	1
#23	cool hot cocoa	9
#23	cool mint precipice bar	7
#53	cosmetic football	3
#35	crêepy mask	53
#89	cranberry margarita (brackish)	13
#182	crappy brain	14
#70	crappy waiter disguise	15
#156	creamsicle	37
#55	crude voodoo doll	11
#27	crystalline reamer	1
#262	crystallized memory	1
#15	cup of lukewarm tea	50
#75	cupcake-in-a-cup	6
#350	cursed black pearl onion	3
#320	cursed bottle of black-label rum	3
#460	cursed sea biscuit	1
#155	cymbal syrup	92
#96	daub-breaker	1
#373	dead guy's watch	16
#12	decaying goldfish liver	424
#183	decomposed boot	1
#117	defective skull	197
#67	delicious candy	1
#47	demonskin trousers	6
#30	denim axe	16
#48	denim jacket	7
#96	dented harmonica	44
#198	desiccated apricot	50
🥇	detour shield	1
#377	diamond necklace	16
#115	digital key lime pie	11
#87	dill	313
#700	dirty hobo gloves	10
#606	disassembled clover	68
#234	disco ball	222
#225	disco mask	225
#247	distilled fortified wine	11
#534	disturbing fanfic	169
#165	divine blowout	186
#252	divine can of silly string	60
#219	divine noisemaker	98
#1640	doll house	1
#585	dollhive	12
#281	donkey flipbook	3
#12	double barreled barrel gun	7
#54	dreadlock whip	116
#172	dregs of a Crimbo cocktail	9
#140	dried face	33
#6	dromedary drinking helmet	5
#61	drum machine	163
#13	drum of tommy ammo	1,135
#905	duck-on-a-string	2
#151	duct tape	359
#295	dusty Crimbo crate	36
#46	dusty bottle of Marsala	444
#43	dusty bottle of Merlot	471
#41	dusty bottle of Muscat	461
#47	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	489
#46	dusty bottle of Port	502
#44	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	456
#317	dwarf bread	13
#24	eXtreme meat sword	10
#4233	easter egg balloon	2
#100	eggbeater	7
#173	eldritch effluvium	261
#45	elegant nightstick	17
#494	elven limbos gingerbread	28
#75	elven hardtack	132
#194	elven whittling knife	1
#967	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	3
#1168	empty agua de vida bottle	4
#69	enchanted bean	104
#106	encoder ring	174
#190	enormous belt buckle	20
#237	escargotsicle	1
#171	evil teddy bear	90
#36	expired MRE	1
#522	explosion-flavored chewing gum	55
#80	eye of the Tiger-lily	12
#472	eyepatch	11
#147	fake fake vomit	191
#116	fake hand	211
#178	fancy bath salts	112
#1288	fancy but probably evil chocolate	4
#1830	fancy chocolate	2
#411	fancy chocolate car	7
#459	fancy dress ball	28
#499	fat stacks of cash	14
#901	felt	10
#214	festive holiday hat	19
#72	fetid feather	171
#303	fez of etymology	1
#634	filth-encrusted futon	1
#55	filthy child leash	28
#60	filthy lucre	302
#104	fine aged cheddarwurst	7
#208	fine wine	40
#147	finger cymbals	6
#22	fireproof megaphone	8
#6	fishbone catcher's mitt	2
#259	flaming crutch	27
#188	flaregun	88
#1610	flashing novelty button	1
#111	flask of tainted mining oil	99
#40	flavorless gruel	62
#126	flimsy clipboard	17
#103	flirtatious feather	87
#164	floaty inverse geode	1
#115	floaty sand	175
#58	foam noodle	44
#99	football helmet	1
#147	freshwater pearl necklace	4
#540	frigid fudgepuck	3
#42	frilly shirt	12
#115	frostbite-flavored Hob-O	5
#186	frozen Mob Penguin	10
#117	fry-oil-flavored Hob-O	5
#499	fudge lily	7
#39	fudge pocket square	2
#259	fudge spork	1
#122	fudge-shaped hole in space-time	1
#378	furniture dolly	3
#116	future drug: Coolscaline	11
#4735	fuzzy dice	1
#610	fuzzy montera	1
#310	ga-ga radio	7
#131	garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O	4
#191	gauze garter	99
#100	ghost accordion	1
#154	ghuol ears	131
#118	giant cactus quill	9
#1638	giant discarded bottlecap	1
#1452	giant discarded plastic fork	4
#965	giant discarded torn-up glove	3
#24	giant giant moth dust	91
#110	giant green gummi ingot	3
#277	giant needle	199
#39	giant penguin keychain	47
#40	giant shrimp fork	4
#31	ginger snaps	119
#886	gingerbread bugbear	25
#1069	gingerbread horror	6
#151	gingerbread house	4
#50	gingerbread mug	1
#939	gingerbread mutant bugbear	5
#634	gingerbread robot	2
#56	gingerbread smartphone	5
#171	ginormous pumpkin	1
#29	glob of cream cheese	18
#31	glob of spoiled mayo	83
#141	glowing red eye	148
#392	goat	1
#185	goatskin umbrella	9
#60	gold nuggets	101
#92	gold star	32
#67	golden gum	5
#53	golden gun	10
#96	golden twig	3
#45	goofily-plumed helmet	3
#1547	googly eye	5
#457	goth kid t-shirt	8
#90	government-issue identification badge	1
#274	green balloon	13
#1298	green beer	5
#212	green candy heart	151
#392	green gummi ingot	78
#122	grey cube	1
#25	groggipop	2
#55	guancertina	3
#208	guard turtle collar	3
#174	gummi turtle	3
#984	guy made of bee pollen	1
#98	haggis-infused soap	55
#28	half-melted spoon	11
🥇	hand-knitted Crimbo socks	1
#190	handful of Laughing Willow bark	1
#5202	handful of confetti	1
#51	handful of moss	222
#29	handsomeness potion	88
#200	happiness	13
#405	harem girl t-shirt	2
#640	heart necklace	11
#177	heavy D	777
#232	helmet turtle	322
#40	hibiscus petal	1
#111	high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	27
#197	hippy bongo	4
#30	hippy herbal tea	252
#1009	hobo nickel	30
#37	holly-flavored Hob-O	12
#171	honey-drenched ham slice	2
#138	hors d'oeuvre tray	13
#59	hot mint schnocolate	5
#241	hot plate	4
#98	hot wine	1
#90	huge Crimbo cookie	3
#135	huge pumpkin	2
#26	hypodermic needle	55
#299	iGoogly	87
#138	infernal fife	13
#41	inflatable duck	111
#683	ion grid	16
#355	iron pasta spoon	18
#97	jabañero-flavored chewing gum	94
#312	jack flapper	1
#21	jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy)	4
#89	jaunty feather	4
#115	jazz soap	209
#1065	jerky coins	1
#100	joybuzzer	222
#145	ketchup hound	71
#43	king cookie	7
#470	kite	15
#328	kneecapping stick	45
#269	kumquartz	25
#371	lavender candy heart	56
#195	lead necklace	52
#195	leathery bat skin	45
#56	leftovers of indeterminate origin	82
#937	lewd playing card	1
#504	licorice root	4
#115	lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	73
#43	line	2,170
#96	little paper umbrella	1,241
#836	live wire	1
#12	loaf of soda bread	28
#16	loafers	5
#394	lollipop stick	117
#76	lovecat tail	11
#37	low-budget shield	30
#390	lucky rabbit's foot	17
#88	lupine sword	13
#28	macroplane grater	1
#121	magic lamp	8
#144	magic whistle	20
#30	magical baguette	69
#90	magical ice cube with a fly in it	229
#84	magical ice cubes	1,047
#54	magilaser blastercannon	111
#39	mana curds	60
#237	mandarina colada with a fly in it	1
#60	many-eyed glasses	19
#125	mariachi G-string	29
#76	mariachi hat	200
#270	mariachi pants	80
#1086	marionette	1
#13	martiny	11
#119	meat from yesterday	21
#93	menudo ravioli	11
#39	mini-martini	54
#168	moist Crimbo spices	9
#899	monomolecular yo-yo	32
#140	mood ring	98
#60	mother's little helper	138
#44	moustache sock	2
#600	mysterious silver lapel pin	1
#3218	nanite-infested eggnog	1
#648	night-vision goggles	3
#65	ninja pirate zombie robot	1
#61	non-Euclidean non-accordion	5
#142	nut-shaped Crimbo cookie	6
#3384	obsidian dagger	1
#69	ocarina of space	78
#16	oil of stability	134
#341	old sweatpants	218
🥇	old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie	1
#849	orange and black Crimboween candy	1
#413	orange candy heart	62
#261	orange snowcone	85
#36	orange-frosted astral cupcake	55
#865	oriole-feather headdress	1
#178	ornate ancient cursed key	1
#133	out-of-tune biwa	2
#5	overpriced "imported" beer	1,004
#1956	oversized fish scaler	1
#39	oversized pizza cutter	276
#210	oyster basket	23
#1185	pack of KWE trading card	2
#665	pack of pogs	14
#370	pail	33
#178	pants of the Slug Lord	21
#1057	passable elf mask	5
#208	pasta spoon	192
#236	pat-a-cake pendant	5
#172	peace-sign necklace	2
#268	pearidot	25
#28	pencil stub	83
#61	pentagram bandana	1
#29	peppermint rhino baby	2
#146	peppermint sprout	6
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#35	three-legged pants	36
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#261	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	25
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#16	tiny plastic Abuela's cottage	1
#21	tiny plastic Armory	1
#1762	tiny plastic Axe Wound	4
#17	tiny plastic Bar	1
#1511	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	3
#1158	tiny plastic Beebee King	1
#2093	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	2
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#267	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
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#61	tiny plastic Café Elf	1
#16	tiny plastic Cafe	1
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#674	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	25
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#621	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	1
#47	tiny plastic Crimbo caroler	1
#42	tiny plastic Crimbo cheer	1
#747	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	13
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#87	tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	1
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#1465	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	5
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#1769	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	4
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#45	tiny plastic Mirth	1
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#40	tiny plastic Penny	1
#73	tiny plastic Professor What	1
#1768	tiny plastic Protagonist	4
#82	tiny plastic Rudolph the Red	1
#272	tiny plastic Scream Queen	5
#2120	tiny plastic Spam Witch	3
#1051	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	7
#90	tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	1
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#1190	tiny plastic The Man	4
#172	tiny plastic Toybot	1
#935	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	8
#2947	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	1
#103	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	3
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#303	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
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#109	tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	1
#2858	tiny plastic angry bugbear	2
#991	tiny plastic angry goat	18
#2191	tiny plastic anime smiley	3
#147	tiny plastic animelf	2
#1069	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	7
#1069	tiny plastic astronomer	7
#2249	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	8
#1513	tiny plastic barrrnacle	12
#1761	tiny plastic beanbat	4
#960	tiny plastic beebee gunners	3
#418	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	10
#1353	tiny plastic black ops bugbear	1
#339	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	43
#2794	tiny plastic blooper	2
#922	tiny plastic brainsweeper	8
#1447	tiny plastic briefcase bat	5
#39	tiny plastic caboose	1
#38	tiny plastic chem lab	1
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#344	tiny plastic coffee pixie	43
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#1182	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	4
#2751	tiny plastic cubist bull	2
#2188	tiny plastic demoninja	3
#36	tiny plastic dining car	1
#876	tiny plastic disco bandit	6
#52	tiny plastic dolphin "orphan"	1
#1756	tiny plastic drunk goat	4
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#152	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	6
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#37	tiny plastic food lab	1
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#346	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	43
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#1764	tiny plastic goth giant	4
#389	tiny plastic grue	39
#1423	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	5
#4595	tiny plastic hermit	1
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#260	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	57
#664	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	6
#227	tiny plastic killer bee	64
#1741	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	4
#251	tiny plastic leprechaun	56
#535	tiny plastic levitating potato	31
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#37	tiny plastic locomotive	1
#1213	tiny plastic mosquito	15
#46	tiny plastic multi-level marketer	1
#203	tiny plastic mutant elf	5
#2800	tiny plastic ninja snowman	2
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#57	tiny plastic orphan	1
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#39	tiny plastic primary lab	1
#58	tiny plastic reindeer	1
#279	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	53
#2641	tiny plastic sauceror	2
#1463	tiny plastic scary clown	5
#45	tiny plastic sea elf	1
#4450	tiny plastic seal clubber	1
#101	tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	1
#2782	tiny plastic senile lihc	2
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#1735	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	4
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#2826	tiny plastic spooky vampire	2
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#632	tiny plastic star starfish	26
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#457	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	20
#743	tiny plastic taco cat	10
#147	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	2
#2767	tiny plastic topiary golem	2
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#718	tiny plastic turtle tamer	7
#192	tiny plastic warbear	1
#178	tiny plastic warbear fortress	1
#2762	tiny plastic warwelf	2
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#53	tiny plastic wild beaver	1
#52	tiny plastic yuleviathan	1
#1766	tiny plastic zmobie	4
#98	tiny shaker of salt	17
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#824	toast	882
#1865	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
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#32	tonic djinn	71
#108	toothsome rock	83
#2070	top	1
#139	tortoise's blessing	24
#232	tourmalime	30
#1841	towel	1
#60	toy crazy train	121
#214	toy deathbot	5
#437	toy jet pack	18
#264	toy maglev monorail	5
#176	toy mercenary	41
#230	toy ray gun	45
#517	toy soldier	3
#417	toy train	5
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#442	tube sock	1
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#691	twinkly wad	34
#23	twist of lime	45
#119	two-handed depthsword	1
#34	unflavored wine cooler	133
#5	unrequired jacket	121
#785	unstable DNA	57
#1542	unusual disco ball	1
#34	vampire chowder	67
#94	vampire collar	24
#224	vampire duck-on-a-string	54
#50	vampire pearl	20
#192	vanilla-frosted king cake	9
#1820	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	1
#225	very overdue library book	1
#2066	vibrating cyborg knife	3
#302	viking helmet	42
#270	vinegar-soaked lemon slice	54
#38	walrus-tusk earring	34
#265	wand of pigification	1
#46	water wings	75
#120	whalebone corset	9
#171	white Crimbo ball	3
#381	white candy heart	65
#586	white collar	1
#187	white hat hacker T-shirt	7
#353	white picket fence	10
#567	white snake skin	11
#82	whoopie cushion	251
#106	wind-up chattering teeth	220
#615	witch hat	1
#140	x-ray specs	158
#59	ye olde golde frontes	4
#403	yellow candy heart	90
#126	yellow snowcone	208
#120	yo	69
#684	yo-yo	38
#606	yohohoyo	1
#102	yule pup	1
#201	yummy death watch beetle	1
#1862	zombie pineal gland	1

Wow, that's 68,478 items total!

what items are this player missing?