Museum :: Oroku Saki

Oroku Saki

Rank	Item	Quantity
#50	"KICK ME" sign	40
#577	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	2
#601	2-ball	6
#471	4-ball	9
#581	5-ball	6
#696	6-ball	5
#274	8-ball	110
#279	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
#256	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#87	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	2
#132	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	2
#45	Aggressive Carrot	48
#22	Alexy sauce	1
#20	Ambitious Turkey	500
#115	Amulet of Yendor	186
#24	Arrow (+1)	219
#32	Azurite	349
#438	BGE merchandise order form	9
#565	BGE pocket calendar	1
#575	BGE shotglass	12
#53	Barulio's bottle	11
#291	Bash-Ōs cereal	1
#196	Battlie Light Saver	1
#237	Ben-Gal™ Balm	2
#761	Bit O' Ectoplasm	1
#214	Boozehounds Anonymous token	3
#1673	Boss Bat bling	1
#2262	Boss Bat britches	2
#113	Boss Drops	1
#22	Bowlet	9
#72	Boxing Day Pass	1
#10	Breakfast Blast wine cooler	55
#1012	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	1
#167	Bulky Buddy Box	16
#108	C.H.U.M. chum	16
#588	C.H.U.M. knife	1
#582	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	2
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#288	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	3
#148	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	4
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#1552	CRIMBCO mug	3
#1644	CRIMBCO wine	2
#792	CRIMBCOIDS mints	5
#2141	CRIMBCOLOAF	2
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#8	Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	42
#61	Choco-Mint patty	7
#121	Chroner	808
#22	Chubby and Plump bar	16
#12	Citrus Crush wine cooler	59
#142	Cloaca Cola Polar	3
#33	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	20
#1557	Codpiece of the Goblin King	3
#51	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	18
#67	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	22
#186	Crimbo Factory surprise box	15
#436	Crimbo candied pecan	25
#61	Crimbo food scraps	164
#387	Crimbo fudge	29
#221	Crimbo peppermint bark	71
#40	Crimbo pie	124
#50	Crimbo salad	9
#191	Crimbo train emergency brake	5
#17	Crimbo training manual	1
#111	Crimbojito	2
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#43	Crimbonium fuel rod	94
#184	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	19
#259	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	1
#245	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	1
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	1
#146	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	3
#192	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	2
#318	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	6
#171	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	2
#219	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	1
#408	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	2
#363	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	1
#244	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	1
#244	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	11
#180	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	2
#171	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	2
#237	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	11
#221	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	5
#345	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	4
#2022	Crimboween memo	2
#183	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	5
#339	Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	1
🥇	Crimbuccaneer war standard	1
#1526	Crimbuck	169
#1659	Crown of the Goblin King	12
#102	Dolphin King's crown	40
#154	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	23
#2740	Drowsy Sword	1
#991	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	2
#167	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	12
#137	Eau de Guaneau	4
#164	Effermint™ tablets	11
#26	El Vibrato trapezoid	1
#2384	Elder Turtle Shell	1
#347	Elf Guard MPC	2
🥇	Elf Guard war standard	1
#87	Elizabeth's Dollie	1
#91	Elizabeth's paintbrush	1
#159	Everlasting Deckswabber	2
#50	Every Day is Like This Sundae	1
#30	Eye Agate	305
#1501	Feynman gate	2
🥉	Flamin' Whatshisname	2,025
#226	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	3
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#1600	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	1
#229	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	2
#215	Grateful Undead T-shirt	2
#153	Greaves of the Murk Lord	2
#125	Gummi-DNA	11
#288	Gummi-Gnauga	10
#112	Gummy Brains	3
#76	Hollandaise helmet	212
#1195	Jack-in-the-box	1
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#1287	Jocko Homo's head	1
#79	Kashmir sweater	1
#107	Kentucky-style derby	1
#94	Knob GÃ¶blin lÃ²ve potion	1
#46	Knob Goblin Uberpants	14
#28	Knob Goblin elite shirt	317
#1090	Knob Goblin love potion	1
#625	Knob Goblin pants	9
#217	Knob Goblin scimitar	69
#133	Knob Goblin spatula	169
#160	Knob Goblin tongs	115
#179	KoL Con 13 T-shirt	1
#47	Kokomo Resort Order Pad	3
#32	Lapis Lazuli	381
#675	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	12
#1200	M-242	1
#54	Mark V Steam-Hat	8
#61	McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning	1
#914	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	2
#984	Microplushie: Gothochondria	1
#874	Microplushie: Otakulone	3
#961	Microplushie: Sororitrate	1
#397	Miniborg beeper	1
#63	Miniborg laser	9
#157	Miniborg stomper	4
#259	Miniborg strangler	2
#49	Mob Penguin cellular phone	534
#10	Mr. Burnsger	23
#246	Nayztameetjoo trading card	1
#226	Newbiesport™ tent	12
#40	O'RLY manual	69
#128	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	1
#371	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	3
#11	Orangemageddon wine cooler	41
#81	Orcish meat locker	7
#123	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	23
#476	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	2
#98	Piddles	20
#27	Pine-Fresh air freshener	123
#41	Pneumo bar	1
#89	Poison Oak trading card	2
#166	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	11
#444	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	3
#591	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	2
#203	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	7
#195	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	10
#90	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	17
#475	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	4
#47	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	24
#233	Princess Rutabaga trading card	1
#96	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	14
#143	Professor What T-Shirt	4
#14	Radberry Rip wine cooler	19
#766	Red Rover BB gun	1
#685	Rock Pops	76
#128	Saturday Night Special	1
#436	Senior Mints	11
#618	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	1
#29	Smoldering Clover™ candle	1
#158	Snow Queen Crown	31
#48	Source terminal SCRAM chip	1
#49	Source terminal file: compress.edu	1
#132	Space Tourist Phaser	3
#31	Spant eggs	3
#225	Steal This Candy	10
#482	Sugar Cog	3
#153	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
#38	Super Magic Power Sword X	7
#325	Swizzler	1
#139	T.U.R.D.S. Key	4
#35	Taco Dan's Taco Fish Fish Taco	1
#417	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	29
#721	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	4
#363	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	37
#30	Tallowcreme Halloween Pumpkin	12
#51	Telltale™ rubber heart	8
#67	The Emperor's new hat	1
#36	The Emperor's new pants	2
#82	The Emperor's new shirt	1
#217	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	1
#85	The Lost Glasses	1
#208	The Snake trading card	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#160	Trainbot circuitry	2
#145	Trainbot linkages	2
#152	Trainbot plating	2
#935	Travels with Jerry	1
🥇	Trivial Avocations board game	1
#119	Tuesday's ruby	28
#611	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	3
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#52	Valentine	1,327
#197	Valentine's Day cake	3
#81	Vaso De Agua trading card	2
#169	Whatsian Ionic Pliers	1
#325	Wint-O-Fresh mint	41
#294	Workytime Tea	8
🥉	Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter simcode	157
#186	Ye Olde Medieval Insult	2
#349	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	1
#216	Ze™ goggles	6
🥉	a bug's lymph	22
#35	abominable blubber	88
#66	absentee voter ballot	1
#74	accidental cider	43
#104	accord ion	2
#109	adhesive tape dolly	1
#361	agua de vida	1
#48	alien hologram projector	9
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#70	amok putter	4
#70	ancient poisoned dart	69
#112	angst burger	2
#48	animal part cracker	1
#117	anniversary gift box	10
#1081	annoying pitchfork	1
#219	anticheese	43
#66	antique packet of ketchup	51
#107	artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice	13
#171	asbestos crossbow string	1
#122	asbestos helmet turtle	1
#86	asbestos stick	3
#106	asparagus knife	95
#769	aspirin	1
#55	astronaut ice-cream	9
#139	astronaut pants	62
#240	atomic vector plotter	17
#142	baby killer bee	67
#151	bag of airline peanuts	175
#81	bag of gross foreign snacks	36
#1591	ball	2
#27	banana peel	149
#118	banana-frosted king cake	19
#384	bananagate	17
#225	barrrnacle	69
#40	barskin hat	24
#61	baseball	173
#67	bat wing	364
#81	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	13
#125	batgut	365
#334	batskin belt	1
#491	battered Crimbo Crate	21
#98	beanbag chair	9
#455	beaten-up Chucks	1
#133	beer-battered accordion	1
#430	beholed bedsheet	2
#1064	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#243	bi-lateral logic compressor	15
#86	big bass drum	30
#475	big rock	1
#20	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	22
#62	black cloak	9
#22	black forest cake	666
#161	black kettle drum	7
#209	black snake skin	39
#159	blended frozen swill	1
#198	blended frozen swill with a fly in it	1
#275	blind-packed die-cast metal toy	24
#786	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	8
#49	blood-faced volleyball	63
#11	blowdart	244
#204	blue glowstick	8
🥈	blue ribbon	1
#15	blue suede shoes	13
#118	bone bandoneon	1
#943	bone chips	1
#135	bone rattle	19
#183	borrowed time	1
#1832	bottle of goofballs	12
#179	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	6
#95	bottled green pixie	1
#91	bowl of cottage cheese	333
#128	box	131
#6256	box of sunshine	3
#12	bread basket	7
🥉	breadchucks	200
#64	breath mint	202
#201	brick	187
#274	bronze breastplate	5
#28	brown paper bag mask	91
#26	brown paper pants	116
#41	brown sugar cane	239
#83	browser cookie	1
#98	buñuelos Jaliscos	7
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#433	bugbear bungguard	11
#50	buzzard feather	1
#255	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	3
#238	cabooze	3
#249	calle de miel with a fly in it	1
#485	can of CRIMBCOLA	6
#32	can of maces	44
#14	can of starch	13
#175	candied bolts	6
#258	candied kobold	12
#424	candied nuts	4
#36	candied sweet potatoes	1
#194	candy brain	22
#457	candy cane	81
#30	candy carrot cake	2
#23	candy chalk	5
#205	candy cigarette	6
#36	candy harmonica	8
#1062	candy kneecapping stick	3
#33	candy knife	12
#460	candy knuckles	5
#149	candy skeleton	5
#1093	candy stake	6
#43	cane-mail pants	1
#67	carob chunk cookies	87
#25	carrot cake precipice bar	6
#251	cast	100
#63	catgut taco	11
#508	cement sandals	2
#116	centipede eggs	47
#156	chaos butterfly	2,024
#237	cheap elven gloves	18
#1187	cheap plastic bottle opener	4
#579	cheap studded belt	25
#19	chef-skull-in-the-box	17
#23	chiffon lemon	1
#115	children of the candy corn	3
#101	chintzy disco ball pendant	10
#139	chocolate disco ball	5
#303	chocolate filthy lucre	13
#230	chocolate pasta spoon	1
#211	chocolate stolen accordion	1
#106	chocolate-covered caviar	1
#50	chocolate-frosted king cake	31
#49	chocomotive	9
#182	chorizo brownies	11
#49	chrome helmet turtle	11
#141	cigar box turtle	2
#175	cinnamon machine oil	4
#37	cinnamon troll doll	2
#1753	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	1
#104	clown hammer	224
#705	club necklace	10
#20	clumsiness bark	127
#27	clutch of dodecapede eggs	88
#94	coconut shell	1,071
#507	colored-light "necklace"	1
#8	combat fan	59
#526	commemorative war stein	12
#152	compression stocking	4
🥉	control crystal	1
#23	cool hot cocoa	9
#25	cool mint precipice bar	7
#54	cosmetic football	3
#35	crêepy mask	53
#89	cranberry margarita (brackish)	13
#182	crappy brain	14
#70	crappy waiter disguise	15
#156	creamsicle	37
#55	crude voodoo doll	11
#27	crystalline reamer	1
#262	crystallized memory	1
#15	cup of lukewarm tea	50
#75	cupcake-in-a-cup	6
#350	cursed black pearl onion	3
#320	cursed bottle of black-label rum	3
#460	cursed sea biscuit	1
#154	cymbal syrup	92
#96	daub-breaker	1
#373	dead guy's watch	16
#12	decaying goldfish liver	424
#183	decomposed boot	1
#116	defective skull	197
#68	delicious candy	1
#47	demonskin trousers	6
#30	denim axe	16
#49	denim jacket	7
#96	dented harmonica	44
#199	desiccated apricot	50
🥇	detour shield	1
#376	diamond necklace	16
#116	digital key lime pie	11
#87	dill	313
#700	dirty hobo gloves	10
#606	disassembled clover	68
#234	disco ball	222
#226	disco mask	225
#247	distilled fortified wine	11
#534	disturbing fanfic	169
#165	divine blowout	186
#253	divine can of silly string	60
#220	divine noisemaker	98
#1640	doll house	1
#585	dollhive	12
#280	donkey flipbook	3
#12	double barreled barrel gun	7
#54	dreadlock whip	116
#174	dregs of a Crimbo cocktail	9
#140	dried face	33
#7	dromedary drinking helmet	5
#61	drum machine	163
#15	drum of tommy ammo	1,135
#905	duck-on-a-string	2
#151	duct tape	359
#138	dungeoneering kit	1
#295	dusty Crimbo crate	36
#46	dusty bottle of Marsala	444
#43	dusty bottle of Merlot	471
#41	dusty bottle of Muscat	461
#47	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	489
#46	dusty bottle of Port	502
#44	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	456
#318	dwarf bread	13
#24	eXtreme meat sword	10
#4232	easter egg balloon	2
#100	eggbeater	7
#173	eldritch effluvium	261
#45	elegant nightstick	17
#494	elven limbos gingerbread	28
#76	elven hardtack	132
#193	elven whittling knife	1
#967	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	3
#1170	empty agua de vida bottle	4
#69	enchanted bean	104
#100	encoder ring	180
#190	enormous belt buckle	20
#239	escargotsicle	1
#171	evil teddy bear	90
#38	expired MRE	1
#520	explosion-flavored chewing gum	55
#80	eye of the Tiger-lily	12
#473	eyepatch	11
#147	fake fake vomit	191
#115	fake hand	211
#178	fancy bath salts	112
#1288	fancy but probably evil chocolate	4
#1830	fancy chocolate	2
#410	fancy chocolate car	7
#459	fancy dress ball	28
#497	fat stacks of cash	14
#901	felt	10
#214	festive holiday hat	19
#72	fetid feather	171
#303	fez of etymology	1
#634	filth-encrusted futon	1
#56	filthy child leash	28
#60	filthy lucre	302
#105	fine aged cheddarwurst	7
#209	fine wine	40
#148	finger cymbals	6
#23	fireproof megaphone	8
#6	fishbone catcher's mitt	2
#259	flaming crutch	27
#188	flaregun	88
#1610	flashing novelty button	1
#110	flask of tainted mining oil	99
#41	flavorless gruel	62
#126	flimsy clipboard	17
#103	flirtatious feather	87
#164	floaty inverse geode	1
#115	floaty sand	175
#58	foam noodle	44
#99	football helmet	1
#148	freshwater pearl necklace	4
#540	frigid fudgepuck	3
#42	frilly shirt	12
#116	frostbite-flavored Hob-O	5
#185	frozen Mob Penguin	10
#118	fry-oil-flavored Hob-O	5
#500	fudge lily	7
#39	fudge pocket square	2
#259	fudge spork	1
#123	fudge-shaped hole in space-time	1
#379	furniture dolly	3
#117	future drug: Coolscaline	11
#4736	fuzzy dice	1
#609	fuzzy montera	1
#310	ga-ga radio	7
#132	garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O	4
#191	gauze garter	99
#100	ghost accordion	1
#154	ghuol ears	131
#119	giant cactus quill	9
#1641	giant discarded bottlecap	1
#1454	giant discarded plastic fork	4
#965	giant discarded torn-up glove	3
#24	giant giant moth dust	91
#111	giant green gummi ingot	3
#277	giant needle	199
#39	giant penguin keychain	47
#41	giant shrimp fork	4
#30	ginger snaps	119
#887	gingerbread bugbear	25
#1070	gingerbread horror	6
#151	gingerbread house	4
#50	gingerbread mug	1
#938	gingerbread mutant bugbear	5
#634	gingerbread robot	2
#57	gingerbread smartphone	5
#171	ginormous pumpkin	1
#29	glob of cream cheese	18
#31	glob of spoiled mayo	83
#141	glowing red eye	148
#394	goat	1
#185	goatskin umbrella	9
#60	gold nuggets	101
#92	gold star	32
#67	golden gum	5
#54	golden gun	10
#96	golden twig	3
#46	goofily-plumed helmet	3
#1547	googly eye	5
#457	goth kid t-shirt	8
#92	government-issue identification badge	1
#274	green balloon	13
#1297	green beer	5
#212	green candy heart	151
#393	green gummi ingot	78
#123	grey cube	1
#30	groggipop	2
#55	guancertina	3
#208	guard turtle collar	3
#172	gummi turtle	3
#984	guy made of bee pollen	1
#98	haggis-infused soap	55
#28	half-melted spoon	11
🥇	hand-knitted Crimbo socks	1
#190	handful of Laughing Willow bark	1
#5199	handful of confetti	1
#51	handful of moss	222
#29	handsomeness potion	88
#200	happiness	13
#405	harem girl t-shirt	2
#639	heart necklace	11
#177	heavy D	777
#233	helmet turtle	322
#42	hibiscus petal	1
#111	high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	27
#197	hippy bongo	4
#30	hippy herbal tea	252
#1008	hobo nickel	30
#36	holly-flavored Hob-O	12
#172	honey-drenched ham slice	2
#139	hors d'oeuvre tray	13
#59	hot mint schnocolate	5
#243	hot plate	4
#102	hot wine	1
#90	huge Crimbo cookie	3
#135	huge pumpkin	2
#26	hypodermic needle	55
#299	iGoogly	87
#138	infernal fife	13
#41	inflatable duck	111
#682	ion grid	16
#355	iron pasta spoon	18
#96	jabañero-flavored chewing gum	94
#312	jack flapper	1
#21	jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy)	4
#90	jaunty feather	4
#114	jazz soap	209
#1066	jerky coins	1
#101	joybuzzer	222
#144	ketchup hound	71
#43	king cookie	7
#470	kite	15
#328	kneecapping stick	45
#269	kumquartz	25
#369	lavender candy heart	56
#195	lead necklace	52
#195	leathery bat skin	45
#56	leftovers of indeterminate origin	82
#935	lewd playing card	1
#503	licorice root	4
#114	lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	73
#42	line	2,170
#96	little paper umbrella	1,241
#836	live wire	1
#12	loaf of soda bread	28
#16	loafers	5
#393	lollipop stick	117
#78	lovecat tail	11
#37	low-budget shield	30
#391	lucky rabbit's foot	17
#88	lupine sword	13
#28	macroplane grater	1
#60	magic lamp	29
#145	magic whistle	20
#30	magical baguette	69
#89	magical ice cube with a fly in it	229
#84	magical ice cubes	1,047
#54	magilaser blastercannon	111
#39	mana curds	60
#235	mandarina colada with a fly in it	1
#60	many-eyed glasses	19
#125	mariachi G-string	29
#77	mariachi hat	200
#270	mariachi pants	80
#1086	marionette	1
#13	martiny	11
#120	meat from yesterday	21
#93	menudo ravioli	11
#40	mini-martini	54
#168	moist Crimbo spices	9
#899	monomolecular yo-yo	32
#138	mood ring	98
#60	mother's little helper	138
#44	moustache sock	2
#600	mysterious silver lapel pin	1
#3219	nanite-infested eggnog	1
#647	night-vision goggles	3
#65	ninja pirate zombie robot	1
#61	non-Euclidean non-accordion	5
#143	nut-shaped Crimbo cookie	6
#3382	obsidian dagger	1
#69	ocarina of space	78
#16	oil of stability	134
#308	old sweatpants	241
🥇	old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie	1
#850	orange and black Crimboween candy	1
#413	orange candy heart	62
#260	orange snowcone	85
#36	orange-frosted astral cupcake	55
#865	oriole-feather headdress	1
#179	ornate ancient cursed key	1
#134	out-of-tune biwa	2
#5	overpriced "imported" beer	1,004
#1955	oversized fish scaler	1
#39	oversized pizza cutter	276
#210	oyster basket	23
#1186	pack of KWE trading card	2
#664	pack of pogs	14
#74	pail	144
#178	pants of the Slug Lord	21
#1057	passable elf mask	5
#208	pasta spoon	192
#236	pat-a-cake pendant	5
#173	peace-sign necklace	2
#268	pearidot	25
#27	pencil stub	83
#62	pentagram bandana	1
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#16	tiny plastic Abuela's cottage	1
#21	tiny plastic Armory	1
#1762	tiny plastic Axe Wound	4
#18	tiny plastic Bar	1
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#2092	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	2
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#267	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
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#61	tiny plastic Café Elf	1
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#675	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	25
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#47	tiny plastic Crimbo caroler	1
#42	tiny plastic Crimbo cheer	1
#747	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	13
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#88	tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	1
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#1769	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	4
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#45	tiny plastic Mirth	1
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#41	tiny plastic Penny	1
#74	tiny plastic Professor What	1
#1769	tiny plastic Protagonist	4
#83	tiny plastic Rudolph the Red	1
#272	tiny plastic Scream Queen	5
#2121	tiny plastic Spam Witch	3
#1051	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	7
#91	tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	1
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#1190	tiny plastic The Man	4
#172	tiny plastic Toybot	1
#935	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	8
#2947	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	1
#103	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	3
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#110	tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	1
#2857	tiny plastic angry bugbear	2
#992	tiny plastic angry goat	18
#2192	tiny plastic anime smiley	3
#147	tiny plastic animelf	2
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#1069	tiny plastic astronomer	7
#2251	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	8
#1516	tiny plastic barrrnacle	12
#1761	tiny plastic beanbat	4
#835	tiny plastic beebee gunners	4
#418	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	10
#1354	tiny plastic black ops bugbear	1
#339	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	43
#2795	tiny plastic blooper	2
#923	tiny plastic brainsweeper	8
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#2188	tiny plastic demoninja	3
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#877	tiny plastic disco bandit	6
#52	tiny plastic dolphin "orphan"	1
#1758	tiny plastic drunk goat	4
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#152	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	6
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#1764	tiny plastic goth giant	4
#389	tiny plastic grue	39
#1423	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	5
#4598	tiny plastic hermit	1
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#260	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	57
#665	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	6
#227	tiny plastic killer bee	64
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#251	tiny plastic leprechaun	56
#536	tiny plastic levitating potato	31
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#1213	tiny plastic mosquito	15
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#203	tiny plastic mutant elf	5
#2800	tiny plastic ninja snowman	2
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#57	tiny plastic orphan	1
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#39	tiny plastic primary lab	1
#58	tiny plastic reindeer	1
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#2644	tiny plastic sauceror	2
#1464	tiny plastic scary clown	5
#46	tiny plastic sea elf	1
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#102	tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	1
#2783	tiny plastic senile lihc	2
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#1735	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	4
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#2825	tiny plastic spooky vampire	2
#237	tiny plastic stab bat	60
#632	tiny plastic star starfish	26
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#457	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	20
#744	tiny plastic taco cat	10
#147	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	2
#2766	tiny plastic topiary golem	2
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#720	tiny plastic turtle tamer	7
#192	tiny plastic warbear	1
#178	tiny plastic warbear fortress	1
#2763	tiny plastic warwelf	2
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#55	tiny plastic wild beaver	1
#52	tiny plastic yuleviathan	1
#1766	tiny plastic zmobie	4
#98	tiny shaker of salt	17
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#824	toast	882
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#26	tonic djinn	80
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#139	tortoise's blessing	24
#232	tourmalime	30
#1841	towel	1
#60	toy crazy train	121
#214	toy deathbot	5
#437	toy jet pack	18
#264	toy maglev monorail	5
#176	toy mercenary	41
#230	toy ray gun	45
#517	toy soldier	3
#417	toy train	5
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#442	tube sock	1
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#691	twinkly wad	34
#24	twist of lime	49
#119	two-handed depthsword	1
#33	unflavored wine cooler	133
#5	unrequired jacket	121
#784	unstable DNA	57
#1544	unusual disco ball	1
#35	vampire chowder	67
#95	vampire collar	24
#224	vampire duck-on-a-string	54
#51	vampire pearl	20
#192	vanilla-frosted king cake	9
#1821	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	1
#229	very overdue library book	1
#2066	vibrating cyborg knife	3
#303	viking helmet	42
#270	vinegar-soaked lemon slice	54
#38	walrus-tusk earring	35
#266	wand of pigification	1
#46	water wings	75
#122	whalebone corset	9
#171	white Crimbo ball	3
#381	white candy heart	65
#586	white collar	1
#188	white hat hacker T-shirt	7
#351	white picket fence	10
#567	white snake skin	11
#82	whoopie cushion	251
#106	wind-up chattering teeth	223
#615	witch hat	1
#139	x-ray specs	158
#59	ye olde golde frontes	4
#403	yellow candy heart	90
#126	yellow snowcone	208
#120	yo	69
#683	yo-yo	38
#606	yohohoyo	1
#102	yule pup	1
#201	yummy death watch beetle	1
#1862	zombie pineal gland	1

Wow, that's 69,332 items total!

what items are this player missing?