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Rank	Item	Quantity
#138	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	13
#249	1-ball	23
#85	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	151
#350	2-ball	13
#606	3-ball	6
#278	33398 scroll	81
#355	4-ball	13
#286	4-dimensional guitar	4
#267	5-ball	20
#342	6-ball	14
#119	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	35
#331	7-ball	16
#417	8-ball	64
#626	9-ball	1
#401	ASCII shirt	4
#132	Amulet of Yendor	169
#171	Ankh of Badahnkadh	2
#55	Arrrmetia trading card	3
#217	Asleep in the Cemetery	7
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#613	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#1076	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	11
#611	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	3
#199	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	5
#209	Bjorn's Hammer	2
#18	Blizzards I Have Died In	17
#949	Bonerdagon necklace	10
#22	Boris's key lime	40
#70	Boris's key lime pie	21
#396	Boris's ring	4
#899	Boss Bat bling	3
#431	Boss Bat britches	34
#160	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	69
#337	Bulky Buddy Box	9
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#70	Cerebral Cloche	2
#133	Cerebral Crossbow	2
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#118	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#182	Chester's bag of candy	1
#175	Chester's cutoffs	1
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#297	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	9
#999	Cloaca-Cola helmet	2
#353	Cloaca-Cola shield	7
#224	Codpiece of the Goblin King	30
#348	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	2
#318	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	8
#481	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#97	Crimbo ukulele	2
#350	Crimbo wreath	2
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#2210	Crimbuck	20
#573	Crown of the Goblin King	44
#320	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	2
#314	Deactivated O. A. F.	2
#2661	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#47	Disco Banjo	11
#192	Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	1
#341	Dolphin King's crown	13
#164	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	68
#308	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	12
#370	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	7
#522	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	5
#726	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	3
#147	Elmley shades	8
🥇	French slippers	1
#84	Frosty's arm	1
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
#77	Frosty's old silk hat	2
#30	Frosty's snowball sack	2
#60	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	6
#440	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	1
#1026	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	2
#1440	Green Clover of Justice	1
#209	Inndya trading card	1
#1288	Iron Beta of Industry	2
#202	Jarlsberg's earring	7
#28	Jarlsberg's key lime	35
#59	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	25
#237	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	42
#120	Kissin' Cousins	6
#90	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	2
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#33	Knob Goblin elite helm	202
#31	Knob Goblin elite pants	220
#32	Knob Goblin elite polearm	212
#132	Knob Goblin elite shirt	67
#141	Knob Goblin eyedrops	4
#110	Knob Goblin firecracker	237
#49	Knob Goblin harem pants	137
#42	Knob Goblin harem veil	138
#13	Knob Goblin learning pill	258
#57	Knob Goblin love potion	435
#215	Knob Goblin lunchbox	7
#65	Knob Goblin melon baller	74
#132	Knob Goblin nasal spray	6
#87	Knob Goblin pants	198
#29	Knob Goblin perfume	104
#212	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	5
#111	Knob Goblin scimitar	144
#71	Knob Goblin seltzer	555
#77	Knob Goblin spatula	595
#59	Knob Goblin steroids	361
#17	Knob Goblin stink bomb	206
#120	Knob Goblin superseltzer	82
#113	Knob Goblin tongs	156
#72	Knob Goblin visor	220
🥈	LARP membership card	1
🥇	LWA ring	1
#883	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	30
#150	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	73
#313	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	28
#208	Maxing, Relaxing	5
#152	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	16
#336	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	15
#452	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	8
#273	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	232
#397	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#444	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#936	Mob Penguin cellular phone	14
#372	Mr. Joe's bangles	3
#65	NG	31
#83	Nayztameetjoo trading card	2
#165	Necrotelicomnicon	4
#1574	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	1
#417	Orange Star of Sacrifice	5
#366	Orcish baseball cap	8
#434	Orcish cargo shorts	5
#158	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	10
#129	Pink Heart of Spirit	8
#233	Poison Oak trading card	1
#168	Rainbow's Gravity	1
#260	Red Balloon of Valor	1
#2658	Rock Pops	1
#119	Rock and Roll Legend	18
#2541	Scalp of Gorgolok	1
#357	Sensual Massage for Creeps	4
#81	Serenity trading card	2
#471	Sinful Desires	1
#618	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	1
#118	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	11
#27	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	70
#443	Snow Queen Crown	4
#338	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	2
#128	Summer Nights	7
#279	Tales from the Fireside	4
#181	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	24
#217	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#216	Thorny Toad trading card	1
#168	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	33
#315	Travels with Jerry	4
#193	Tuesday's ruby	13
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
#294	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	10
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#250	Uranium Omega of Temperance	1
#228	Vaso De Agua trading card	1
#17	Wand of Nagamar	273
#204	Wand of Oscus	1
#81	Woldo trading card	2
#745	Yellow Moon of Compassion	4
#266	Zim Merman's guitar	3
#17	Zombo's empty eye	1
#181	Zombo's grievous greaves	1
#187	Zombo's shield	1
#105	Zombo's shoulder blade	1
#85	Zombo's skull ring	1
#51	Zombo's skullcap	2
#278	a butt tuba	2
#110	acoustic guitarrr	44
#2224	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	3
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#35	antique hand mirror	574
#138	asbestos apron	10
#145	asbestos crossbow	5
#62	asbestos crossbow string	5
#58	asbestos helmet turtle	2
#94	asbestos ore	102
#95	asbestos staff	6
#65	asbestos stick	5
#150	asbestos sword	5
#177	asbestos sword hilt	1
#769	aspirin	1
#325	astronaut pants	28
#159	atomic vector plotter	27
#1308	baconstone	5
#72	baconstone bracelet	12
#55	baconstone earring	3
#93	baconstone pendant	4
#55	baconstone ring	5
#685	badass belt	73
#292	bag of Cheat-Os	33
#86	bag of airline peanuts	252
#294	balaclava	2
#256	balaclava baklava	11
#625	ball	10
#247	ball-in-a-cup	1
#70	balloon monkey	28
#1147	banana	1
#389	banana smoothie	1
#118	banjo strings	3
#999	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	2
#330	battered Crimbo Crate	36
#62	bed of coals	9
#690	beholed bedsheet	1
#137	bi-lateral logic compressor	27
#199	big bass drum	6
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#191	black candy heart	67
#241	black kettle drum	3
#1380	black paisley oyster egg	3
#297	black polka-dot oyster egg	18
#2665	black striped oyster egg	1
#595	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	13
#1676	blue plastic oyster egg	2
#174	bobble-hip hula elf doll	1
#221	bone flute	6
#18	bone rattle	141
#303	borg sock monkey	6
#408	bottle of peppermint schnapps	1
#4504	box of sunshine	10
#205	brick	186
#232	broken carburetor	1
#284	brown plastic baby	2
#615	bubblewrap ore	1
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#543	buckyball	9
#558	bugbear beanie	8
#637	bugbear bungguard	5
#938	bunch of bananas	1
#38	burrowgrub hive	4
#73	calavera concertina	3
#249	calle de miel with a fly in it	1
#85	can of franks 'n' beans	3
#2975	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	1
#2359	candied yams	2
#4784	candy cane	1
#703	candy kneecapping stick	4
#1029	candy knuckles	3
#2397	candy stake	3
#38	canteen of wine	338
#1108	carbon nanotube frame	7
#221	cardboard katana	2
#97	cardboard wakizashi	43
#369	carob chunk cookies	5
#222	carob chunk noodles	9
#458	carob chunks	6
#31	cast-iron legacy paddle	10
#14	catgut taco	364
#60	cement sandals	11
#235	charming flute	1
#107	cheap elven gloves	30
#656	chef's hat	7
#247	chintzy accordion pin	2
#356	chintzy disco ball pendant	2
#509	chintzy noodle ring	1
#50	chintzy saucepan earring	31
#576	chintzy seal pendant	1
#271	chorizo brownies	7
#540	chorizo taco	4
#155	chrome crossbow	5
#164	chrome crossbow string	1
#133	chrome helmet turtle	2
#64	chrome meat stack	1
#133	chrome ore	56
#429	chrome staff	1
#90	chrome sword	9
#474	chunk of depleted Grimacite	21
#31	clingfilm cap	1
#40	clingfilm slippers	1
#34	clingfilm trousers	1
#84	clown hammer	259
#346	club necklace	18
#558	cold ninja mask	3
#432	commemorative war stein	28
#179	computronic processing unit	22
#34	concentrated garbage juice	16
🥉	control crystal	1
#218	corncob pipe	7
#262	crystallized memory	1
#62	cup of infinite pencils	18
#345	cyborg doll	5
#840	cyborg stompin' boot	3
#173	cymbal syrup	78
#127	dead guy's watch	76
#618	deck of tropical cards	1
#116	defective skull	197
#271	dented harmonica	5
#21	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	11
#465	diamond necklace	14
#24	digital key lime pie	77
#1622	dill	1
#71	dinged-up triangle	1
#256	disbelief suspenders	4
#539	disease	12
#425	dollhive	20
#145	drab sonata	45
#126	dreadlock whip	22
#1476	duck-on-a-string	1
#270	dungeoneer's dungarees	4
#187	dusty Crimbo crate	48
#229	eXtreme mittens	19
#247	eXtreme scarf	14
#1069	easter egg balloon	23
#44	elven limbos gingerbread	175
#246	elven cellocello	42
#113	elven moonshine	84
#88	elven socks	37
#190	elven suicide capsule	47
#24	elven whittling knife	4
#322	enchanted bean	7
#45	enchanted brass knuckles	5
#652	enchanted toothpick	1
#124	enchantlers	1
#120	encoder ring	159
#296	evil golden arch	35
#68	evil golden arches	34
#414	evil teddy bear	34
#68	evil teddy bear sewing kit	4
#99	explosion-flavored chewing gum	235
#290	eyepatch	26
#107	f3d0r4	131
#110	fake fake vomit	233
#100	fake hand	236
#1288	fancy but probably evil chocolate	4
#1830	fancy chocolate	2
#410	fancy chocolate car	7
#185	fancy dress ball	84
#600	fancy opera glasses	5
#568	felt	16
#110	festive holiday hat	30
#73	filth-encrusted futon	9
#391	filthy corduroys	14
#351	filthy knitted dread sack	16
#234	finger cymbals	2
#192	fire	32
#79	flamin' bindle	7
#838	flashing novelty button	2
#164	floaty inverse geode	1
#143	floaty pebbles	3
#78	floaty sand	277
#76	floaty stone sphere	1
#154	foolscap fool's cap	25
#107	frayed rope belt	12
#22	freezin' bindle	13
#18	frigid air mattress	16
#901	frigid ninja stars	5
#52	furry pants	20
#638	ghuol egg	14
🥈	ghuol egg quiche	6,985
#49	ghuol guolash	283
#857	giant designer sunglasses	2
#1279	giant discarded bottlecap	2
#1921	giant discarded plastic fork	2
#1887	giant pinky ring	3
#3306	gingerbread bugbear	2
#1070	gingerbread horror	6
#307	gingerbread house	2
#1335	gingerbread mutant bugbear	4
#224	glow-in-the-dark dart gun	1
#152	glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub	1
#263	glow-in-the-dark wristwatch	1
#1709	googly eye	4
#106	gray bow tie	49
#175	green pixel potion	6
#150	guitar pick	32
#190	gyroscope	15
#382	hair spray	10
#866	hamethyst	9
#198	hamethyst earring	1
#67	hamethyst necklace	10
#133	hamethyst ring	2
#477	handful of hand chalk	44
#532	heart necklace	13
#43	heavy metal sonata	18
#60	heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr	24
#829	herb brownies	7
#2084	herbal stuffing	2
#607	herringcello	27
#158	hyperbolic plasma focuser	25
#373	iGoogly	67
#275	ice stein	1
#594	immense cyborg hand	7
#129	incredibly creepy marionette	20
#691	invisible bag	1
#184	ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	24
#2407	irradiated candy cane	2
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#211	jar of swamp gas	300
#103	jazz soap	224
#88	joybuzzer	251
#621	ketchup hound	3
#166	kickback cookbook	4
#110	killer rag doll	21
#742	kite	10
#511	kneecapping stick	24
#48	knuckle sandwich	412
#490	laser-broiled pear	17
#753	lavender plastic oyster egg	5
#456	leaflet	1
#701	lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	7
#88	linoleum crossbow	9
#135	linoleum ore	49
#142	linoleum staff	5
#266	linoleum sword	3
#377	los chinos	1
#378	lovecat tail	2
#218	lucky Crimbo tiki necklace	1
#599	lucky rabbit's foot	11
#139	mad scientist's sock monkey	21
#131	magical ice cube with a fly in it	186
#1086	marionette	1
#147	marionette collective	5
#1551	mauve plastic oyster egg	2
#337	meat vortex	117
#60	miner's helmet	87
#59	miner's pants	80
#29	miniature antlers	3
#347	monomolecular yo-yo	204
#298	mood ring	34
#564	mylar scout drone	9
#2043	nanite-infested candy cane	4
#3219	nanite-infested eggnog	1
#1396	nanite-infested fruitcake	4
#1086	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	5
#361	natty blue ascot	1
#471	ninja hot pants	5
#1123	off-white plastic oyster egg	4
#1616	oozenog	3
#273	oversized fish scaler	12
#319	pair of ragged claws	1
#317	pants of the Slug Lord	12
#266	papaya taco	6
#85	parasitic claw	3
#75	parasitic headgnawer	2
#43	parasitic strangleworm	3
#31	parasitic tentacles	3
#88	patent leather shoes	56
#80	penguin thesaurus	63
#386	pet rock	20
#101	pet rock "Groucho" disguise	213
#81	pet rock "Snooty" disguise	256
#495	petrified time	1
#211	pixel sword	1
#367	plastic Crimbo reindeer	2
#214	plexiglass pants	1
#212	plexiglass pendant	1
#163	plexiglass pikestaff	2
#289	plexiglass pith helmet	1
#414	polyalloy shield	8
#168	pool cue	47
#601	pork elf goodies sack	10
#186	porquoise eyebrow ring	1
#73	porquoise necklace	4
#251	porquoise ring	1
#212	possessed top	26
#101	prehistoric spear	31
#33	psycho sweater	8
#1294	pulsing flesh	2
#115	quantum polarity inducer	42
#1303	rag doll	1
#303	razor-tipped yo-yo	29
#183	recursive spline reticulator	22
#366	red pixel potion	9
#158	reverse-oscillating klystron	26
#1298	rib of the Bonerdagon	1
#265	roboduck-on-a-string	5
#457	rogue swarmer	78
#384	rubber WWBD? bracelet	17
#564	rubber WWJD? bracelet	13
#461	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	15
#344	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	18
#114	rubber emo roe	225
#69	rusty metal key	3
#207	savoy truffle	18
#399	serpentine sword	1
#146	servomechanical torsion facilitator	32
#210	set of jacks	1
#368	shimmering rainbow sand	1
#209	sk8board	7
#41	skeleton key	420
#198	skeleton key ring	4
#349	snake shield	1
#222	snowboarder pants	16
#1348	sock monkey	1
#101	solid baconstone ring	1
#463	spade necklace	14
#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1
#1249	spectre scepter	23
#689	spider web	21
#1487	spooky eggnog	4
#478	spooky length of string	22
#153	spooky wooden block	49
#310	stainless steel scarf	10
#194	stainless steel shillelagh	15
#372	stainless steel skullcap	8
#456	stainless steel slacks	8
#243	stainless steel solitaire	10
#390	stainless steel suspenders	10
#112	star buckler	3
#119	star crossbow	12
#118	star hat	17
#22	star key lime pie	89
#170	star pants	2
#309	star staff	1
#127	star sword	6
#1029	stick	1
#135	stick of "gum"	14
#124	stick-on-a-string	31
#290	stolen accordion	179
#43	stone banjo	14
#224	stone of eXtreme power	53
#856	stuffed Baron von Ratsworth	52
#699	stuffed Cheshire bitten	64
#84	stuffed Hodgman	3
#650	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	69
#1012	stuffed Meat	44
#230	stuffed alien blob	25
#872	stuffed angry cow	55
#1089	stuffed astral badger	47
#593	stuffed baby gravy fairy	78
#825	stuffed cocoabo	56
#301	stuffed crazy bastard sword	25
#1747	stuffed doppelshifter	4
#831	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	59
#818	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	59
#567	stuffed gray blob	58
#701	stuffed hand turkey	67
#1449	stuffed key	22
#368	stuffed martini	26
#648	stuffed mind flayer	73
#908	stuffed mink	51
#835	stuffed monocle	56
#624	stuffed scary death orb	75
#270	stuffed shoulder parrot	72
#679	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	69
#885	stuffed snowy owl	53
#678	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	69
#551	stuffed spooky mushroom	15
#602	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	74
#963	stuffed teddy butler	47
#911	stuffed tin of caviar	51
#1771	stuffed treasure chest	12
#574	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	78
#174	stuffed yo-yo	4
#1252	stuffing	6
#1370	sturdy Crimbo crate	4
#417	styrofoam ore	3
#140	sub-molecular interocitor	27
#238	swashbuckling pants	21
#179	t8r tots	47
#60	tambourine	13
#244	tambourine bells	26
#970	tattered paper crown	1
#1316	teddy bear	3
#282	teddy borg	39
#1190	theoretical string	4
#124	thermos of brew	4
🥇	time sleigh	1
#649	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	1
#955	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	8
#1484	tiny plastic Axe Wound	5
#351	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	12
#945	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	5
#842	tiny plastic Black Knight	9
#392	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	11
#1150	tiny plastic Boss Bat	4
#498	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	32
#621	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	1
#998	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	10
#529	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	18
#1224	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	3
#576	tiny plastic Crimbomination	1
#837	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	2
#635	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	1
#563	tiny plastic Felonia	8
#1070	tiny plastic G Imp	7
#935	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	8
#828	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	9
#830	tiny plastic Hellion	9
#835	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	9
#640	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	7
#918	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	8
#447	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	15
#477	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	15
#1065	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	7
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#1756	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	4
#435	tiny plastic Protagonist	16
#850	tiny plastic Scream Queen	2
#659	tiny plastic Spam Witch	11
#1221	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	6
#569	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	8
#1190	tiny plastic The Man	4
#834	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	9
#1283	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	3
#844	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	9
#1057	tiny plastic accordion thief	5
#953	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	2
#554	tiny plastic angry bugbear	13
#473	tiny plastic angry goat	34
#741	tiny plastic anime smiley	10
#583	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	12
#828	tiny plastic astronomer	9
#477	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	34
#434	tiny plastic barrrnacle	36
#1451	tiny plastic beanbat	5
#548	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	8
#669	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	25
#595	tiny plastic blooper	12
#500	tiny plastic brainsweeper	14
#733	tiny plastic briefcase bat	10
#540	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	2
#483	tiny plastic cocoabo	34
#495	tiny plastic coffee pixie	32
#557	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	8
#531	tiny plastic cubist bull	13
#736	tiny plastic demoninja	10
#350	tiny plastic disco bandit	12
#753	tiny plastic drunk goat	10
#569	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	2
#813	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	9
#540	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	13
#663	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	11
#1051	tiny plastic fruit golem	7
#618	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	27
#553	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	30
#369	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	41
#808	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	9
#974	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	2
#605	tiny plastic goth giant	12
#434	tiny plastic grue	36
#582	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	12
#490	tiny plastic hermit	9
#598	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	28
#557	tiny plastic killer bee	29
#1063	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	7
#512	tiny plastic leprechaun	31
#465	tiny plastic levitating potato	34
#579	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	12
#535	tiny plastic mosquito	30
#1036	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#963	tiny plastic ninja snowman	8
#830	tiny plastic pastamancer	6
#961	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	18
#599	tiny plastic sauceror	8
#765	tiny plastic scary clown	10
#1767	tiny plastic seal clubber	3
#812	tiny plastic senile lihc	9
#1559	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	1
#461	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	15
#1214	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	6
#788	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	22
#750	tiny plastic spooky vampire	10
#694	tiny plastic stab bat	25
#632	tiny plastic star starfish	26
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#617	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	15
#744	tiny plastic taco cat	10
#1035	tiny plastic topiary golem	7
#851	tiny plastic turtle tamer	6
#1771	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	4
#722	tiny plastic warwelf	10
#719	tiny plastic whitesnake	10
#805	tiny plastic zmobie	9
#794	tires	2
#2493	toast	31
#2299	tofurkey gravy	2
#1885	tofurkey leg	3
#433	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	4
#135	toothsome rock	71
#349	top	13
#565	tortoise's blessing	2
#256	toy crazy train	37
#334	toy deathbot	3
#280	toy jet pack	28
#264	toy maglev monorail	5
#273	toy mercenary	27
#354	toy ray gun	28
#1190	toy soldier	1
#325	toy space helmet	28
#1384	toy train	1
#1624	toy wheel	2
#478	tree skirt	1
#190	tree-eating kite	195
#599	tropical paperweight	1
#680	tropical wrapping paper	2
#999	turtle totem	17
#1104	twitching claw	4
#193	unstable DNA	266
#517	unstable laser battery	62
#1112	useless powder	30
#434	valuable trinket	192
#337	vampire duck-on-a-string	33
#564	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	17
#321	vial of patchouli oil	1
#443	vibrating cyborg knife	11
#1642	vinegar	1
#673	vitachoconutriment capsule	7
#98	wheel	30
#802	white picket fence	1
#810	white satin pants	1
#582	white satin shield	1
#690	white sword	2
#120	whoopie cushion	202
#122	wind-up chattering teeth	202
#615	witch hat	1
#375	wolf mask	56
#1221	wooden block	1
#467	woven baling wire bracelets	2
#111	x-ray specs	191
#113	yellow snowcone	231
#712	yeti fur	86
#124	yo	68
#1010	yo-yo	19

Wow, that's 30,542 items total!

what items are this player missing?