Museum :: Uurson

Uurson

Rank	Item	Quantity
#911	1-ball	3
#367	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	20
#1428	2-ball	1
#396	30669 scroll	20
#546	33398 scroll	20
#165	334 scroll	40
#196	5-Alarm Saucepan	2
#1436	5-ball	1
#294	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	10
#1486	7-ball	1
#1640	8-ball	4
#226	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
#2232	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#1101	Angry Farmer candy	28
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#863	BGE merchandise order form	2
#2708	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	3
#209	Bjorn's Hammer	2
#440	Blackfly Chardonnay	5
#290	Blatantly Canadian	9
#1081	Bonerdagon necklace	8
#243	Boris's ring	7
#1331	Boss Bat britches	8
#1056	Bulky Buddy Box	2
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#1118	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#1014	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#507	CRIMBCOIDS mints	6
#1189	CRIMBCOLOAF	4
#88	Cloaca grenade	164
#1352	Cloaca-Cola	3
#823	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	3
#757	Cloaca-Cola helmet	3
#904	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#610	Cloaca-Cola shield	4
#1870	Codpiece of the Goblin King	2
#1480	Colander of Em-er'il	2
#164	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	3
#150	Cookbook of the Damned	3
#1451	Corpse Island iced tea	2
#350	Crimbo wreath	2
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#1074	Crimboween memo	10
#1962	Crown of the Goblin King	9
#449	Daffy Taffy	73
#2661	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#455	Disco Banjo	1
#87	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	189
#1139	Dolphin King's crown	3
#1105	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	2
#184	Dramatic™ range	8
#2741	Drowsy Sword	1
#300	Dyspepsi grenade	46
#556	Dyspepsi-Cola	110
#239	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	10
#241	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	10
#245	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	9
#2384	Elder Turtle Shell	1
#654	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	1
#1165	Ent cider	1
#294	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	34
#251	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	1
#227	Gnollish flyswatter	13
#170	Gnollish pie server	12
#274	Gnollish pie tin	13
#140	Gnollish plunger	20
#233	Gnollish slotted spoon	9
#158	Gummi-DNA	8
#68	Hell broth	7
#471	Iiti Kitty phone charm	3
#1755	Imp Ale	3
#285	Jarlsberg's earring	5
#311	Jolly Roger charrrm	11
#96	Knob Goblin Uberpants	7
#226	Knob Goblin elite helm	26
#236	Knob Goblin elite pants	26
#215	Knob Goblin elite polearm	25
#515	Knob Goblin firecracker	27
#309	Knob Goblin harem pants	13
#281	Knob Goblin harem veil	14
#34	Knob Goblin love potion	762
#628	Knob Goblin lunchbox	1
#151	Knob Goblin melon baller	20
#525	Knob Goblin pants	13
#159	Knob Goblin perfume	24
#114	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	16
#628	Knob Goblin scimitar	8
#99	Knob Goblin seltzer	289
#125	Knob Goblin spatula	192
#180	Knob Goblin steroids	75
#124	Knob Goblin superseltzer	79
#477	Knob Goblin tongs	17
#231	Knob Goblin visor	30
#197	Knob mushroom	61
#83	Knob sausage	168
#18	Knob sausage stir-fry	40
#108	Knob stir-fry	2
#213	Knoll mushroom	63
#111	Knoll stir-fry	1
#3899	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	1
#970	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	1
#363	Lucky Surprise Egg	11
#1199	M-242	1
#1175	Mad Train wine	15
#194	Manetwich	4
#403	Meat detector	1
#31	Meat maid body	20
#861	Meleegra™ pills	4
#914	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	2
#645	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	29
#396	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#443	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#1508	Mob Penguin cellular phone	5
#439	Mohawk wig	15
#591	Monstar energy beverage	1
#208	Mountain Stream soda	160
#990	Mr. Mediocrebar	47
#374	NG	1
#169	Nardz energy beverage	4
#282	Necrotelicomnicon	2
#423	Oil of Parrrlay	2
#793	Orcish cargo shorts	1
#309	Orcish meat locker	1
#555	PADL Phone	2
#292	Pasta Spoon of Peril	1
#187	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	8
#284	Pine-Fresh air freshener	11
#470	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	1
#531	Ram's Face Lager	22
#673	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	3
#1082	Rock Pops	41
#962	SPF 451 lip balm	1
#2543	Scalp of Gorgolok	1
#649	Senior Mints	6
#330	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	4
#594	Spam Witch sammich	28
#204	Spooky Surprise Egg	83
#265	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	3
#507	Swabbie™ swab	1
#952	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	26
#852	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#493	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	2
#476	Trollhouse cookies	62
#161	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
#133	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	29
🥈	Underworld acorn	1
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#237	WA	1
#441	Wand of Nagamar	11
#202	Wolfman Nardz	8
#771	Workytime Tea	1
#2277	Yummy Tummy bean	20
#247	a little sump'm sump'm	11
#719	abominable snowcone	10
#400	acid-squirting flower	8
#480	acoustic guitarrr	6
#652	adder bladder	3
#109	adhesive tape dolly	1
#486	all-purpose cleaner	5
#561	amulet of extreme plot significance	17
#478	ancient Magi-Wipes	6
#458	ancient spice	2
#3681	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
#1882	anniversary gift box	2
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
#1061	anticheese	1
#519	antique greaves	7
#552	antique helmet	6
#555	antique shield	6
#946	antique spear	1
#484	armgun	1
#342	arrrgyle socks	7
#325	asbestos ore	20
#478	asbestos sword	1
#389	asparagus knife	15
#643	asshat	1
#800	astral mushroom	5
#1922	awful poetry journal	1
#157	baconstone bracelet	4
#185	baconstone earring	1
#217	baconstone pendant	2
#261	baconstone ring	1
#3569	badass belt	11
#504	bag of lard	2
#430	balaclava	1
#320	balaclava baklava	8
#2043	ball	1
#664	balloon monkey	2
#311	balloon sword	1
#969	bananagate	1
#741	bar skin	7
#731	barbed-wire fence	3
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#2125	barrrnacle	1
#569	baseball	5
#112	basic meat crossbow	1
#144	basic meat sword	1
#444	bat wing	23
#144	bat wing stir-fry	1
#1913	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#783	batblade	1
#906	batgut	6
#525	beach glass bead	3
#267	bean burrito	1
#671	beer helmet	1
#619	bejeweled pledge pin	2
#1063	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#347	big bad voodoo mask	1
#363	big red clown nose	16
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#110	bird rib	20
#1015	bit of clingfilm	3
#332	black & tan	5
#510	black eyedrops	1
#351	black forest cake	7
#303	black forest ham	6
#534	black greaves	2
#694	black helmet	1
#1125	black paisley oyster egg	4
#317	black pepper	6
#329	black pixel	71
#2110	black plastic oyster egg	1
#1182	black polka-dot oyster egg	3
#391	black pudding	5
#667	black shield	1
#734	black snake skin	2
#659	black striped oyster egg	8
#485	black sword	3
#502	blackberry	9
#924	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	7
#1035	bloody beer	1
#417	bloody clown pants	11
#1773	blue paisley oyster egg	2
#748	blue pixel	36
#240	blue pixel potion	4
#1291	blue plastic oyster egg	3
#1242	blue polka-dot oyster egg	3
#75	blue raspberry troll doll	1
#580	blue striped oyster egg	8
#488	bone rattle	2
#954	bottle of Blank-Out	1
#531	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	5
#565	bottle of Mystic Shell	1
#317	bottle of Pinot Renoir	4
#211	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	4
#699	bottle of alcohol	1
#465	bottle of antifreeze	2
#876	bottle of gin	7
#5027	bottle of goofballs	1
#611	bottle of rum	57
#629	bottle of tequila	21
#795	bottle of vodka	8
#381	bottle of whiskey	94
#544	bottle opener belt buckle	1
#142	bow staff	1
#496	bowl of cottage cheese	28
#308	box	43
#352	boxed wine	71
#143	boxing glove	3
#152	brainy skull	3
#318	brass stinger	1
#1107	broken skull	2
#447	broken sword	3
#678	brown sugar cane	1
#221	bubbly potion	78
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#367	bugbear beanie	15
#384	bugbear bungguard	13
#592	bullet-proof corduroys	1
#686	bum cheek	8
#174	bunch of square grapes	31
#228	burrowgrub hive	1
#210	calle de miel	8
#1818	can of Binarrrca	1
#1500	can of CRIMBCOLA	3
#573	can of Red Minotaur	5
#554	can of Swiller	1
#546	can of fake snow	1
#215	can of maces	5
#957	can of spinach	1
#1976	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	3
#1439	candied yams	5
#1926	candy cane	13
#1565	candy kneecapping stick	2
#1466	candy knuckles	2
#920	candy stake	7
#635	carbonated water lily	1
#331	cardboard katana	1
#683	cardboard wakizashi	1
#315	carob chunk cookies	7
#640	carob chunk noodles	1
#277	carob chunks	21
#313	casino pass	10
#374	cast	47
#687	cat appendix	1
#375	catgut	16
#838	chaos butterfly	72
#540	cheap plastic bottle opener	12
#29	chef skull	6
#450	chef's hat	16
#103	chef-in-the-box	4
#231	cherry	23
#702	chewing gum on a string	2
#391	chintzy accordion pin	1
#409	chocolate spurs	1
#284	chocolate-covered scarab beetle	7
#427	chocolate-frosted king cake	4
#262	chopsticks	18
#384	chorizo brownies	4
#653	chorizo taco	2
#452	chrome crossbow	1
#64	chrome meat stack	1
#307	chrome ore	18
#283	chrome staff	2
#1565	chunk of depleted Grimacite	3
#1146	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	2
#445	clay peace-sign bead	4
#72	clockwork claws	1
#24	clockwork clockwise dome	6
#40	clockwork counterclockwise dome	4
#102	clockwork hat	1
#101	clockwork pants	1
#31	clockwork sheet	2
#52	clockwork sphere	7
#65	clockwork spine	1
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#57	clockwork widget	2
#248	cloudy potion	64
#441	clown shoes	5
#352	clown skin	17
#1979	club necklace	3
#398	cocktail napkin	6
#721	cocoa egg	8
#478	cocoa eggshell fragment	95
#602	coconut shell	33
#435	coffin lid	2
#170	cog	186
#59	cog and sprocket assembly	26
#197	cold ninja mask	19
#154	cologne of contempt	1
#651	communications windchimes	1
#587	concentrated magicalness pill	1
#558	cool whip	3
#233	cornuthaum	33
#1425	corpsedriver	2
#416	cranberries	52
#484	cream stout	2
#412	crowbarrr	4
#1245	cyborg stompin' boot	2
#256	dark potion	62
#726	dead guy's watch	5
#293	decorative fountain	24
#606	dehydrated caviar	2
#271	delicious noodles	7
#591	demon skin	8
#437	dented harmonica	1
#766	desiccated apricot	1
#1956	diamond necklace	3
#631	diamond-studded cane	5
#795	dirty hobo gloves	6
#723	disassembled clover	42
#532	disbelief suspenders	1
#1648	disco ball	2
#1531	disco mask	2
#608	disease	10
#263	disembodied brain	14
#151	disembodied smile	3
#205	disintegrating quill pen	47
#587	distressed denim pants	1
#1854	disturbing fanfic	1
#1263	doll house	2
#953	dollhive	5
#656	donkey flipbook	1
#124	dope wheels	10
#389	draggin' ball hat	15
#572	dried face	3
#317	dry noodles	380
#870	drywall axe	11
#247	ducha de oro	6
#1926	duct tape	3
#148	dungeoneer's dungarees	9
#245	dusty animal jawbone	1
#197	dusty animal pelvis	2
#498	dusty bottle of Marsala	21
#392	dusty bottle of Merlot	40
#685	dusty bottle of Muscat	9
#349	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	47
#375	dusty bottle of Port	46
#422	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	28
#295	dusty fifth caudal vertebra	1
#301	dusty fifth lumbar vertebra	1
#292	dusty fifth thoracic vertebra	1
#196	dusty first cervical vertebra	2
#322	dusty first thoracic vertebra	1
#303	dusty fourth cervical vertebra	1
#299	dusty fourth thoracic vertebra	1
#130	dusty left first front claw	3
#310	dusty left ninth rib	1
#293	dusty left scapula	1
#303	dusty left third rear claw	1
#308	dusty left twelfth rib	1
#296	dusty left ulna	1
#282	dusty ninth thoracic vertebra	1
#183	dusty right eleventh rib	2
#288	dusty right first rib	1
#287	dusty right fourth rib	1
#306	dusty right kneecap	1
#308	dusty right ninth rib	1
#292	dusty right second front claw	1
#188	dusty right sixth rib	2
#141	dusty right tibia	3
#291	dusty second caudal vertebra	1
#304	dusty second lumbar vertebra	1
#138	dusty seventh caudal vertebra	3
#293	dusty sixth thoracic vertebra	1
#288	dusty third thoracic vertebra	1
#273	eXtreme mittens	15
#314	eXtreme scarf	10
#4233	easter egg balloon	2
#229	effervescent potion	75
#782	eggnog	21
#1052	elven cellocello	19
#882	elven suicide capsule	21
#1117	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	1
#111	empty meat tank	42
#498	enchanted bean	2
#540	energy drink IV	1
#305	enormous hoop earring	3
#432	evil golden arch	15
#354	evil golden arches	1
#677	eye of newt	6
#403	eye-pod	1
#354	eyepatch	18
#367	f3d0r4	18
#1641	facsimile dictionary	2
#189	fairy gravy boat	6
#850	fancy bath salts	1
#1288	fancy but probably evil chocolate	4
#1830	fancy chocolate	2
#411	fancy chocolate car	7
#901	felt	10
#736	fetid feather	1
#322	fettucini Inconnu	1
#506	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	1
#353	filthy corduroys	17
#245	filthy knitted dread sack	35
#610	filthy lucre	62
#330	filthy pestle	6
#973	fire	4
#229	fizzy potion	73
#626	flaming crutch	5
#768	flaming feather	2
#348	flaming talons	19
#662	flaregun	7
#331	flat dough	5
#633	flirtatious feather	3
#858	floaty sand	3
#732	flute of flat champagne	2
#351	foam noodle	2
#365	foolscap fool's cap	7
#286	forest tears	2
#776	frightful feather	1
#740	frigid fudgepuck	1
#255	frigid hankyū	1
#183	frigid mote	4
#183	frigid ninja stars	251
#435	frilly skirt	7
#128	frozen nunchaku	29
#942	fruitcake	21
#843	fudge lily	1
#728	furry fur	46
#130	furry pants	6
#320	fuzzbump	8
#3221	fuzzy dice	2
#642	ga-ga radio	1
#696	gearbox necklace	1
#551	ghost pickle on a stick	1
#567	ghuol ears	11
#504	ghuol egg	25
#557	ghuol egg quiche	1
#196	ghuol-ear kabob	2
#928	giant discarded bottlecap	4
#1167	giant discarded plastic fork	6
#1516	giant discarded torn-up glove	1
#563	giant foam finger	1
#548	giant needle	40
#1187	giant pinky ring	9
#1071	gingerbread bugbear	19
#1069	gingerbread horror	6
#1336	gingerbread mutant bugbear	4
#247	glass of goat's milk	52
#263	glow-in-the-dark wristwatch	1
#469	glowing red eye	22
#656	gnatwing	2
#202	gnauga hide	27
#427	gnoll lips	7
#509	gnoll teeth	5
#392	goat	1
#279	goat beard	22
#319	goat cheese	66
#379	goat cheese pizza	18
#572	goatskin umbrella	1
#589	gob of wet hair	10
#394	gold lamé pants	1
#693	golden ring	40
#1013	googly eye	11
#1169	goth kid t-shirt	1
#271	gr8ps	17
#373	grapefruit	14
#520	grapes	8
#328	grassy cutlass	2
#251	grave robbing shovel	6
#464	green beer	28
#250	green candygram	1
#682	green pixel	36
#239	green pixel potion	3
#971	grouchy restless spirit	1
#2675	grue egg	7
#452	grumpy old man charrrm	3
#259	grungy bandana	3
#871	guitar pick	1
#67	gummi bowtie	1
#984	guy made of bee pollen	1
#580	hair spray	2
#323	half-sized guitar	1
#1647	hamethyst	3
#77	hamethyst bracelet	3
#88	hamethyst earring	2
#87	hamethyst ring	3
#5201	handful of confetti	1
#657	handful of hand chalk	21
#544	handful of moss	2
#782	handful of sand	3
#384	handful of sawdust	8
#474	handsomeness potion	2
#828	heavy D	12
#455	heavy metal sonata	1
#540	heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr	1
#350	hellion cube	16
#1877	helmet turtle	1
#287	hemp string	50
#286	henna tattoo	2
#209	herb brownies	161
#1513	herbal stuffing	4
#343	herbs	64
#1025	herringcello	19
#87	hill of beans	384
#307	horizontal tango	3
#684	hot date	1
#696	hot katana blade	7
#554	hot wing	70
#605	huge spoon	1
#441	hypodermic needle	3
#1240	ice-cold Sir Schlitz	13
#349	ice-cold Willer	136
#966	ice-cold fotie	6
#797	ice-cold six-pack	4
#171	icy katana hilt	27
#1920	immense cyborg hand	2
#409	infernal insoles	6
#577	inflatable duck	1
#156	inkwell	46
#455	irate sombrero	3
#920	iron pasta spoon	3
#1396	irradiated candy cane	4
#227	jack flapper	2
#1071	jawbruiser	3
#57	jewelry-making pliers	8
#41	jingle bell	1
#560	jumbo olive	1
#505	keg shield	1
#624	ketchup hound	3
#166	kickback cookbook	4
#2097	killing feather	16
#1688	kite	2
#1425	kneecapping stick	3
#367	knob bugle	1
#897	kumquartz	1
#483	large box	4
#40	large cocoa eggshell fragment	51
#737	laser-broiled pear	12
#268	lavender candygram	1
#1086	lavender paisley oyster egg	3
#753	lavender plastic oyster egg	5
#1286	lavender polka-dot oyster egg	2
#1119	lavender striped oyster egg	2
#930	lead necklace	4
#456	leaflet	1
#463	leather mask	7
#743	leathery bat skin	1
#694	leathery cat skin	3
#589	leathery rat skin	1
#501	leftovers of indeterminate origin	2
#520	lemon	58
#1750	length of string	1
#521	leotarrrd	2
#322	licorice garrote	6
#471	licorice root	5
#409	lihc eye	32
#257	lihc eye pie	10
#501	lihc face	6
#314	lime	35
#1209	lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	1
#593	line	43
#456	linoleum crossbow	1
#625	linoleum ore	4
#225	linoleum staff	3
#222	linoleum sword	4
#89	lion oil	23
#1115	little paper umbrella	3
#836	live wire	1
#326	long skinny balloon	24
#951	loose teeth	14
#377	los chinos	1
#665	lowercase N	5
#1370	lucky rabbit's foot	3
#425	lupine sword	1
#1319	mafia aria	7
#335	magic whistle	2
#452	magical ice cubes	75
#564	magical mystery juice	3
#402	magilaser blastercannon	2
#99	maiden wig	36
#71	manly bloomers	1
#476	many-eyed glasses	3
#527	maple syrup	6
#481	margarita	1
#475	mariachi G-string	4
#1070	mariachi pants	3
#686	marionette	2
#948	mauve paisley oyster egg	3
#536	mauve plastic oyster egg	7
#1846	mauve polka-dot oyster egg	1
#470	mauve striped oyster egg	9
#106	meat engine	26
#906	meat paste	2
#766	meat stack	9
#451	meat vortex	67
#335	meatcar model	1
#396	melted Jell-o shot	2
#199	menorette	1
#542	mesh cap	2
#335	milk of magnesium	1
#194	milky potion	88
#287	mind flayer corpse	53
#302	miner's helmet	10
#243	miner's pants	12
#109	misfit teddy bear	1
#503	monkey wrench	1
#1114	monomolecular yo-yo	16
#152	monster bait	1
#364	moonglasses	1
#145	moxie magnet	1
#964	moxie weed	1
#208	mulled cider	9
#599	mullet wig	1
#992	mummy costume	1
#716	mummy wrapping	4
#281	murky potion	50
#2526	nanite-infested candy cane	3
#845	nanite-infested eggnog	6
#1086	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	5
#121	necklace chain	40
#1126	night-vision goggles	1
#471	ninja hot pants	5
#270	ninja mop	8
#3384	obsidian dagger	1
#468	ocarina of space	1
#528	ocean motion	1
#291	off-white paisley oyster egg	8
#788	off-white plastic oyster egg	6
#95	off-white polka-dot oyster egg	26
#249	off-white striped oyster egg	12
#165	old-fashioned	3
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#376	true grit	4
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#840	yo	10
#2365	yo-yo	1

Wow, that's 15,338 items total!

what items are this player missing?